/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

What is her secret? Did she make a deal with the devil? Is she god? No human being can possibly get away with it this much, it's statistically impossible, so how does she do it?

>>9839113
>youve never been wanted by anyone
Objectively false. I just like relaxing in my free time and watching vtubers occasionally. I would never date a streamer because 99% of them are nutcases and the 1% who aren't have a fanbase that would murder you if they found out you dated their favorite streamer.

I remember a >le reddit thread that got to /r/all that asked which profession would someone least want to date . "Streamer" was close to #1, next to prostitute and lawyer. VTubers who act smug like OP pic rel. are seriously deluded if they think most people would want to date them. It's only their fans and nobody else.

>>9647483
>2060 A.D.
>mori is old and it's the day of her retirement
>she's become one of the wealthiest rappers in human history, still never retired early because she loves the job that much
>millions are watching her graduation stream, her aging voice thanking all her fans for the support and as she watches her greatest moments over the years on stream with everyone for one last laugh
>/vt/ is getting millions of posts per second from angry, seething antis coping with the fact that mori outlived everyone else in hololive
>OHNONONO posting reaches a critical mass, with people digging up posts and screencaps from decades ago saying how mori didn't care about hololive or how she's graduating first
>last moment of the stream
>what will mori say?
>"PEACE OUT NIGGAS"

>>2959236
The Nigger of Nippon’s nice nipples