/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21391444
>>21391512
You say that like it's cringe but playing Age of Empires ladder today feels like time-traveling back to 1999, edgy usernames and all. The only thing that's missing is the dialup lag and the weird MSN Zone gay RPers, but I can do without those.

>>19423666
Actually, let me map this out:
HOLOLIVE EN ETHNIC TRACK RECORD
>fat white Americans
- Mori, Gura, Ame. Mori has descended into literal substance abuse, Ame is clearly burnt out and doesn't stream more than the bare minimum. Gura clearly has some sort of complex after all that success because her members content keeps on trucking but her public streams are basically minimum effort.

Fauna and Mumei are OK in terms of content, but their shit opsec meant Fauna's roommate got outed for having a boyfriend day 1, and Mumei's roommate got outed for having fucked a literal nigger. Jesus, how could you even recover as a whooman.

>Germans
Kiara. 10/10 work ethic. 10/10 experience. Guts-tier PL character arc including the fat old nigger rape, still picked herself up and kept on going. Single-handedly carrying Myth during this burnout arc. So fluent in JP she can run a goddamn interview show. My God, this woman. Iron Cross, would hire to run my concentration camps.

>JP, JP hafu
Irys is one of the most consistent and charismatic streamers, to the point she completely overcame one of the worst model debuffs a Holo has been saddled with yet, and not even /vt/ can come up with an excuse to hate her.

>Chinese, half-Chinese
The fucking Rrat is a trilingual streaming master who just cleaned up a February where she streamed every single fucking day and is hard-carrying Council. Also funny, cute, inspires me to lift weights, literally got scared into paralysis that one time. 10/10 would always hire chinks if they could recite the Taiwan-is-a-country oath without getting disappeared.

>The ETERNAL KOREAN
Do NOT hire gooks. My god, if there's one lesson to take from this...
- Ina is the best of them. It took her about a year to descend into open disdain for her fanbase, minimum effort public streams, and non-existent member content. She doesn't even draw anymore! A dull and sullen girl.
-Kronii is pathetic. She hates streaming, has admitted as much, clearly has some sort of issue that causes discontent with her model and overall depression, takes week-long breaks whenever she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, and is riddled with 'technical issues' anybody on her budget could fix with an Amazon Prime shipment and a 30 day return.
-Sana. LMAO.

So basically, if you're going to hire a Hololive streamer, hire Axis Powers and Chinese (forma de Kuomintang). Do NOT hire the eternal gook, you will regret it. What good are they? They don't even play Starcraft anymore, seriously.

Armpits are NOT sexual

>>15956470

>>11653935
they're changing clothes
RIGHT NOW

fellow rats, im looking forward to our queen rats stream later.
i love our queen rat. she is cute, lovable and soft.

pls reply with pictures of bound tits like
>pic related

eMBRACE SEXx

>>11397026
Mucho sexo