/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70249329
The fakest of fake news. There is no Santa Claus, there is no Easter bunny, and there is no Polka Rape Dungeon!

…you know what Cole, I take it back. Amelia Watson is the perfect detective for Vaudeville. I mean, think about it: you’ve got a town of commies and whacked out hopheads, a goofy queer like her fits in perfectly!

...I'm gonna miss that Nanako kid...

your oshi a trump fr fr

>>32349957
Look at this dumb bitch. you really think she's smart enough to design, pay for and build a secret rape dungeon without someone else knowing or being in on it? Please, the only hidden thing she has is a stash of candy bars she eats when she's "having a bad day" - as in "everyday"

>>29678202
You think this bad? You should see her try to drive.

That Monkey got what was coming to it.

>>4451437
Get a load of this clown, Cole!probably fried his brain on some bad product sold by a fence-jumping grass hopper! Well listen up, there's no Easter Bunny, No Tooth Fairy, and there is. no. Polka Rape Dungeon!

...in retrospect, Pat deserved to be whacked for being such an idiot.

>Would you guys like me if my name was Debbie?

I’d like you if you actually did your job instead of “TBD”Ing every other day on your schedule, Gura.

Get a load of this joker, Cole. So hopped up on that Clown’s commie-grown grass that it’s melted their mind. Time to snap back to reality, you degenerate, but there is no Santa Claus, there’s no Easter Bunny, and there is no Polka Rape dungeon!

>”These meme’d are shit!”

So put down the bottle and he t to work, unless you enjoy being a little bitch. And if that’s the case, get your ass in the kitchen and fetch Daddy a sandwich and a cold beer.

what I don't get is, why did they create a server just for 5 people? not even the Indos got their own server.

Ollie needs to be wrangled, lest she does something that actually hurts the other mage and reputation of Hololive as a whole. Like, I get it, she’s young, dumb and full of fun who just landed a gig that someone would kill for, but sooner or later something’s going to happen that shatters that illusion, or the ride’s going to end, then what?

>>1879597
Good, She deserves management that will back her up instead of surrendering like the French did. Cover really has no idea how lucky they got when they signed Haato. Even luckier when you realize that one of the girls who auditioned would go on to join Nijisanji as Hoshikawa Sara. So instead of the bold and risque Haachama we could've just had another Cockteasing Sun-deer or whatever they call bitchy women.

If Mori doesn’t call in for fear of invoking the admittedly limp dicked wrath of butthurt chinese antis, than shame on management for being so damn cowardly.

I mean, it’s the birthday of a hard working, dedicated talent who may be forced to take a break to undergo surgery, just suck it up and give her something nice before she announces the break.

>”These memes are awful!”

Then put up or shut up. No, seriously, if (You) are so pissed off by the content Reddit churns out, then why don’t you make your own instead of bitching? Not that you’re going to listen, because that would require you to put down the bottle, get up off your fatass and be productive.

>>1723684
After the way she's been jerked around by management? I hope not, she was better of in Australia trying to eat the wildlife. if she's smart, she'd give Cover the finger and set out for greener pastures.

...but this is Haachama we're talking about, so she'll probably stay.

Calliope Mori is a fucking idiot who crossed an entire ocean to make jungle noises for people who don't know any better, and once they figure out that she's a mediocre "musician" with the personality of a loser, she's done.

...but I still her more than some of you fuckers.

you want a cold hard truth? your "Oh-she" talks to a male they're not related to on a regular basis.

Takahashi Kiara. yeah, She's too much to bear at times, her music's alright but nothing I'd jump out of my seat for, and in my opinion, she could've dialed back on the whole TakaMori thing at the beginning instead of just jumping right into it, you know, a slowburn.

but you know what? She learned an incredibly difficult language, packed her bags, said goodbye to her family and crossed an entire ocean in pursuit of a dream, and that takes balls bigger than most people here have.

"B-But orange woman bad!" you say, as if she's somehow worse than a sad sack posting on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum, mocking a multilingual person when you barely have the patience to learn one. You're even more pathetic than that junkie Courtney Sheldon.

"But the numbers, Roy!" oh please, even Rockefeller had slumps,so why don't you save that malarkey for someone who actually gives a shit because at the end of the day, That German Chicken Whore is closer to achieving her dreams than you'll ever be.

it's just some loud bitch pulling the lever on a slot machine. Do people really enjoy watching this, Cole? I mean, don't get me wrong, Women should be seen and not heard, but this is too much!

Pathetic. "Roy Hate", "Fuck you Roy", but the moment the frogs come out, suddenly you need me? No, you just don't want to lie in this bed that you made, you and those cheese eating surrender monkeys. oh, and uh, Gura's latinx or whatever.

"Until I beat it", Mori? Sorry if I don't believe the words of a wapanese wigger, but I find that as likely as Cole Phelps knowing how to swim.