/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I kneel to Riku Tazumi.
Not because he managed to destroy an entire EN branch due to his sheer incompetence, not because he breached a NDA with a half-hearted excuse to kiss the ass of the investors and made an apology video with a half-black background amid kurosanji accusations and not because he also let management force a collab between a retarded brownoid and a borderline sex offender.
No. I kneel to Tazumi because he managed to create the most entertaining and interesting drama storyline in all of vtubing HISTORY while keeping a completely accurate kayfabe with his vtubers.
Think about it. It all makes sense now. A martyr attempting to prevent the apocalypse. A "Sun" dragon throwing her fat asian half-sister "Moon" dragon (who is hot and I would have sex with) under the bus, a demon taking control of the clown car while trying to manipulate his female audience into believing him, a songbird from the heavens (a clear analogy to Lucifer) called Enna being forced to cause drama against her will due to her Chinese genes and a witch from HELL, (also asian) mind you, is also involved. "What about Rosemi?" You ask. Simple. She's a rose, a "pretty rose sharp to the touch". Draw your own conclusions.
And who is getting the spotlight right now? That's right, the underdog who no one cared about: A latina Enchantress is the Nijisanji Vtuber commander-in-chief fighting her War Of Independence. A clear descendent of Simón Bolívar, if anything else.
Need I say more? I'm not mentioning Kyo and Aster because one's a wigger and another one is a faggot.

Start kneeling now. LoreGODS are back in action.

Alea Yachta Est