/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I mean... you do know your x-group vtuber girl isn't magically unattracted to males? Niji, independents, they are all the same.

Doesn't matter wheter its vtuber, singer, actress. They all have a bf, but keeps it a secret for the illusion of availability.

>nono my oshi is different!
Believe what you want I guess.

You "people" have no idea about how much I fucking love the fat cat.
I want to play videogames with her while touching her fat belly and instantly contraddicting her every attempt to express embarrassment towards it.
I want to play some frustratingly long trial and error game with her and get angry while she perseveres with her zen-like lack of reaction.
I want to eat pizza with her and leave half of mine so that she has to look at the remaining half in visible embarrassment at wanting to ask if I'm gonna eat that but not wanting to sound like the fatty she is.

You have no idea about the pure, primal lust I feel for Okayu.
I have obtained my JLPT N1 a year ago and have kept grinding since.
I have spent the last two years obsessively studying Japanese and I now live in Japan and am studying in a Japanese university, solely so I could consume everything she puts out while the EOP subhumans are kept in their pitiful "teetee kirinuki" fences.
I WILL find Okayu
I WILL overwhelm her with her first taste of actual affection despite her heavy figure.
I WILL impregnate her.
You guys think I'm talking about the fat purple cat, but no, I'm talking about the plump, awkward, Japanese woman streaming from her attic.

I am too powerful to be contained.
Expect me.

Damn, I wish a was more of a sperg when I was younger in order to have some kind of background in streaming/content creation. Wish I could seize this opportunity. Good luck to any anons applying

This is unironically cringe. What was the point of this? Why did the bother wasting money commissioning the art for each member? I was actually starting to like the council and I just did a 180

>>7551686
>reading Youtube comments

>>3340422
dont play semantics with me you fucking sperg

>>1165640
>How is it schizo to think that she's sad and probably doesn't know how to explain it well?
>Let's lie to my entire audience that my recently adopted cat is dying just because I need a break

Do you even think before posting?