/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

After lying on the floor for 3 hours my tummy hurt has not lessened despite all the spirit energy from anons

>>45578432
>Everybody tells Gura to feel better when her tummy hort
>Nobody ever tells me to feel better when my tummy hort

Family drama fucked me for the whole weekend, do I bother digging through the archives or cough up the 30 bucks for the tickets?

>>45114513
>nu-Forsen
WHAT WENT WRONG?
https://youtu.be/i1-EISs9O4I?t=1

>>40286246
I just hope Faumei remain safe

>>32515290
>ina collabing with 3 males at the same time
its over..

>>31976502
s-3 9 7 anontachi???

>>31216953
A genuine newfag caring about numbers, kill thyself.

>>24888220
>I don't get what these two pictures are comparing, the EN vs the JP server?

>marine will never have a live tl
i dont wanna do my reps

FUCK I GUESSED THE RIGHT LETTER BUT I WAS TOO SLOW

>IRyS streams xiv
>IRyStocrats form a security detail and keep the hoard off screen
>Iroha streams xiv
>not really bothered by anyone in game, but the JP's in the comments are rabid
>Fubuki streams xiv
>only sniped by a pagaga cosplayer
>Miyabi streams xiv
>
>Pekora streams xiv
>entire data center shows up to rape her fps
Nousagis? You want to explain yourselves?

All of the Hololive girls are unironically virgins and their hints at sexual innendos is entirely based off their corruption in browsing the internet.
Except aki who is married

Marine is actually an extremely well refined upper class woman irl and acts like a degenerate online as a release valve. This is shown to be the case where even ENs who don't speak Japanese somehow have come to respect her.

Sora or A-chan, can't tell which, is literally Yagoo's daughter. The other girl is just a friend along for the ride because his daughter was an introvert with little friends.

Pekora actually raped miko but miko is such a dyke that she was totally okay with it. This bothered pekora because she used rape as a dominance thing and having been NOT shown to be superior had to distance herself for her own mental sake.

Mumei is legally blind and literally did hit somebody with a care once. They had a face she just couldn't see it

Ame is "la creatividad" because she's /here/ but only on the surface level. Therefore she gets tricked into believing that HoloEN is declining and tries new things to save it. But its all in her head.

Gura to this day can't believe she's the most subscribed holo and still can't believe SHE used to be popular. Everything she's done was based on being a shitpost but people liked it. This is why she streams less because she fears her own success.

The manager that raped mel works for phase connect now

Beatani wrote this post.

>>21181973
10/10 This is unironically the greatest debut I've ever seen

>There are unironic doubters in this thread

ENTER PEKERS

>>20411994
I regret so fucking much.

>join Holostars EN
>admit to watching the hololive girls
>"REEEEEEE HE'S ONLY IN TO FUCK HIS OSHI"
>admit to not watching the hololive girls
>"REEEEEEE HE'S NOT EVEN A HOLOLIVE FAN HOW DID THEY LET HIM IN"
How does one not fall into this loophole?

>>19973848
>>19973914
>>19973869
I didn't mean to, I was jus typing t-b-h, how was I supposed to know they would make a fool out of me?

Are we but extras in a Vtuber-themed Telenovela all along...?

>>18944854
>Why the fuck did you assume I meant numbers?

>>17743724
im fucking shorter than her wtf