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Not native english speaker, but I tried my best.

Ahh the pepeloni. I tempted to pronounce it's name twice, to feel the phantom taste on my tongue, yet again. The pepeloni... No one can remember this accursed dish anymore. In my younger years, I remember conducting forbidden rituals times and times again, in order to summon at least one slice from the distant planes. Uttering tabooed words in the antiquarian shell, trying to cause the domino effect and tear the bloodied rift in reality. Attempting to grab the pepeloni with animalistic greedines in my eyes, but refusing to pay the price of cause and effect. My stubbornes and perhaps pride never let me pay the price appropriately, lefting domino pieces to crash somebody else in my place. But that time, my wish for pepeloni was truly immeasurable.
I am missing words to explain this unnatural, chtonic urge to get my hands on the ideal form of this bewitching dish, covered with prodigious amount of coagulated milk... among simple folks called cheese. Perhaps my ecstatic drawings that I drew walking near the borders of madness can reveal the hidden sense of my cryptic letters.
So as I proceed the summoning, the placement of cheese on the end product bothered me the most. As the stars are finally right, the coagulant sure to be on the right place, alighning it's patterns by the will of distant planets... and mine.
At last, when the epithome of the eldritch coolinary finally manifested it's body in our world, I did what always do. Cancelling the ritual, throwing the pepeloni back to the portal, lefting myself only with golden threads of cheese and pan, so thin that I can see my impending doom through it. But as always, somebody else going to pay that price. I hope that now, when you can grasp at least the piece of my twisted ambitions and motives, you will conduct the proper summoning yourselve. Remember the pepeloni.

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You say that like its a bad thing anon. Chink speak discussion was far more interesting than the 200th Judas Time loop, and some anons might have actually learnt something from this. Next Artia thread I'm starting a discussion on the Xia dynasty. At the rate these threads are being made, we'll be at the Yuan by the end of the summer

>Your Oshi
>What Class They'd be in an RPG
>What abilities they'd have