/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10038730
Porn with 1 of the talent

Peko. Miko. Christmas. Kiss.
A quadrillion views minimum.

GuraxYagoo collab

>>10038730
i would hire someone else to do it and find more talent since that's what i'm good at

>>10038730
Make Gura cover Baby Shark
or maybe just force Aqua and Pekora duke it out in MC (people will watch it)
or make HoloEN sing EN SONGS!

Orchestrate The Final Yab

>>10038841
gura playing roblox would get her into trending

You would have to beat Coco's graduation assuming you want to count that. In order to beat that you would have to have an even bigger girl graduate so be careful with that.

create a video announcement graduating gura from hololive with no explanations, it'll hit record numbers

>>10038730
I'm thinking it would have to be a song since those get the most views and it would have to get more views than Ochame Kinou and RIP........hmmmmm.

I'm thinking it would have to be a Gura song on Gura's channel that is FOTM.......Gura Goodbye Sengen? Maybe a Gura and Suisei collab? The Gura/Calli KING is still getting a ton of views so maybe that is the video you are looking for. I could see that passing RIP one day.

>>10038730
Beg Nijisanji to transfer Pomu and Selen.

>>10039116
The OP was asking for record high numbers, not record low numbers. Silly anon.

Something that brings hype. So it wold have to be conflict based. Probably taking 3 from EN, ID, and JP and pitting them against each other in something.

>>10039138
Hololive Minecraft hunger games when

>>10039162
Risky

It could get tons of views but if heavy hitters like Pekora, Miko, or Gura get knocked out early there goes your viewership.

Make a video saying I'm firing Gura for breach of contract.

>>10039130
If you think Selen would bring in low numbers while on Hololive then you're retarded. Obviously Nijisanji members get lower numbers because they're less well-known and get worse advertisement, but in terms of personality, charm and charisma Selen has it in the bag while half of Council is constantly exhaling dead air on their streams. If Mumei and Fuana were in Niji do you really think they'd get the same numbers?

>>10038730
i upload clips

>>10039208
Aren't Pekomiko good at minecraft though?

Make a video sayingCoco is returning to Hololive.

>>10039162
>EN and ID both get devoured early on
>Rest of the game is a fight between several gangs of JPs

>>10039245
They did kill 5 people with only two of them, and one of them was Flare. Still they’d have to contest with the likes of Botan, AkuShio and Flare. If I saw any of those I’d just peace the fuck out until it’s inevitable.

Have an announcement saying Aloe and Coco are returning.
Their Reintroduction stream will break any previously held record.

>>10038730
Pekora is cringe so Gura and Marine. Also use them to boost less popular but promising Holomems at the same time, that'll be Ina and Aqua, one from each branch

>>10038730
- Gura 3D reveal
- Yagoo debut stream
- End of Hololive announcement
- Coco x Xi Jinping collab
- Holomoms sleepover ASMR

>>10038730
mega collab kuzuha, Amouranth and pekora with face reveal in the end

some sex if possible would be good too

>>10038730
>Imagine you are Yagoo
>married family man, rich, successful, living the japanese dream
Yeah, I've already failed.

>>10039354
Too unbalanced, Mori will eat them all in an instant

>>10038730
rehire coco

>>10038730
Have Gura make a meme song (by which I mean song shared memetically, not song about memes) then signal boost and astroturf it into the mainsteam via meme culture.
15 Million+ views once it gets memetic.

annouce the firing of pekora and gura apology style video

>>10038730
>insane number of views
Have Gura create a video that can fit that ‘kid-friendly’ mode YT has and label it like “Cute Paw Patrol Learn Numbers Baby Fun Adorable” or something. Outside something scandalous, there’s no better way to generate views than bored toddlers with mommy’s ipad

>>10038835
Aqua pekora fight but irl with masks.

>>10040188
>vt luchalibre
sign me up

Rehire Coco

>>10038730
>Everything goes dark for a week or two.
>Complete radio silence. No one is allowed to stream, post videos, tweet. Nothing goes out to the public.
>One teaser video comes out.
>"Soon... Hololive Returns."
>Social media comes alive! Every member starts hyping up the return.
>A Video release!
>Complete Hololive nonsense for 30 seconds.
>Slot it in as a Super Bowl commercial.
>General public will have no idea what they just watched and VTuber communities will spread it like wildfire.

Hololive is now bankrupt, but the video will live on in infamy.

>>10040158
Yep, genuinely have Gura cover one of those kids songs.
Start with "hey kids" and have a few Dora style call outs for the kids to interract with the video.
With the right hashtags, 100 million views in just a few months.

>>10039116
Selen maybe. Pomu would never happen, she’s a big nijifag

>>10039228
If Mumei and Fauna were in NijiEN they would be popular, yes.

>>10039162
Once Button got a bow, they'll all die

>>10038730
Make an adaption of their survival game with max gore and smooth animation
Or cheaper, doing a music album for kids by shark

>>10038730
Spam memes. Booba and ship teasing. Promotional trailers that tease rival conflicts like some kind of professional wrestling gig, even if there aren't any, even if it's just passive snark with tense music playing over it. Hire Michael Bay for effects.

>>10038730
GIVE GURA NO RESTRICTIONS, THAT'S THE ONLY THING HOLDING HER BACK.

>>10038730
Lamy milkers paizuri.
Every other suggestion is just cope and denial.

>>10038841
that image just hurts

>>10041576
>still believing this dumb narrative instead of just admitting that she is a lazy hack carried by youtube kids

>>10040446
didnt pomu's roommate start streaming after being rejected from holo???

>>10038730
Risu x Oga sex collab, hosted on Fubuki's channel and featuring her giving live commentary

>>10041624
WATCH STREAMS NIGGER, GURA HERSELF SAID THAT THE ONLY THING HOLDING HER BACK FROM SHITPOSTS ARE MANAGEMENT AUTISM

>LAZY
WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU DON'T WATCH HER?

>>10041890
Why are cumkeks like this?

>>10038730
I'd collab with haachama on one of her schizo streams and give the people an act of a lifetime.
either that or ill be a special guest at a haachama cooking episode where I'll witness her cooking first hand and then eat it at the table with her

>>10041753
That's hot.
Take it to twitch.

>>10041890
>shitposting requires work