/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10480637
being based.

>>10480637
not getting enough pussy

Being an autistic white girl with big titties

>>10480637
Shrek started her off on a short man fixation that resulted in her moving to japan to tower over the male populace.

>>10480637
She's an immortal giant towering above mortal jap manlets.

>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up
>Family tragedy
>IRS trouble
>Visa running out
>Depression arc part 2
>Covid vaccine
>Actually dieing/graduating
>Suspension because of a recent collab
>Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence
>Fucked up her reservation
>Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Attacked/raped by/raping manlets
>is actually Anemachi
>Pregnant
>Mind transfer with a robot body
>Kiara did it
>Just wanted more days off
>Lost her voice
>is getting married
>doing it just to make (you) suffer
>Surprise online tour with Fake Type
>Rematch in person with the tank man
>Moving to a new house
>Comatose
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman
>Interview with record label
>Working on her WoD campaign
>Writer's block in general
>Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room
>Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it
>Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule
>Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money
>She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week
>Korean geondals are after her for protection money
>Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster
>A week long period
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>Training for holofightz
>Watching the Coca Cola 600 in the grandstands of Charlotte Motor Speedway
>Furiously working on the D-side MV to Roki
>tied up in the holohouse's basement
>Flew all the way to Central Kansas just to go to a Golden Corral
>Started smuggling designer clothings with devil like gimmicks and accessories
>Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers
>Is turning black and regretting it
>Has gotten really into baking
>cucking mousey AND milky queen by having sex with Cali-P
>Visting Mr. Koro in the hospital
>her english school begged for her to sub in when the replacement teacher got covid and she likes kids so she couldn't say no

>>10480885
>2 baskets and a cart of shitty snack foods from a konbini
Does this hob goblin really live like this? Just because you CAN live off konbini trash in Japan doesn't mean you should.
cute butt tho

>>10480637
didn't suck chicken's cock like she should have

>>10480637(you)

>>10480637
She doesn't 90% of the games she streams, she thinks her fans are cuckbabies, she's a slut, and all she carrs about is money.

>>10481117
It's not her you retard

>>10481253
Mostly this.
>She doesn't 90% of the games she streams
Yes. It's hard to enjoy the stream when she's not even enjoying the game. Even basic games like DOOM where it's literally just 'gun go boom' she seems like she's counting the seconds.
>she thinks her fans are cuckbabies
most holos do to some extent, especially EN, but she seems to play off it and somehow gets positive feedback from her fans and thus does it even more.
>she's a slut
too autistic
>all she carrs about is money
mostly agree.

mori doesn't carr about Hololive

>>10481393
>she seems like she's counting the seconds.
Imagine being this retarded and trying to pretend like you watched the stream

>>10481393
ogey

>>10481499
All she carrs about is monry and fucking niggrrs on the side.

>>10481499
Hasn't talked about lighting McQueen ONCE on stream, the slut

>>10481557
but Morri doesn't 90% of the games she streams
Why should me?

>>10481557
look anon, as it turns out she can count very very high, but she's still counting them damn it!!

>>10481393
I fucking hated Mori's doom streams because she never seemed to like the game or faked her excitement for it but the last stream was actually pretty enjoyable for me.
She didn't seem to force it as much as before and didn't fuck around and wasted time.
She seemed interested in the lore and mechanics and tries to practise off stream.
She's still shit at the game but I think she's starting to like Doom.

She was right about her antis being underage

>>10481692
I only like the vtube who don't math
That is why gore gorilla being my oshi

>>10480637
I'm not her manlet husband

>>10481733
>tfw she called the asian manlet intern cute

>>10481728
you gay

mori suck

>>10480911
anon, what the fuck are you saying?

>>10481733
>5"5
good enough reaction, I guess

>>10481733
You know she just says she likes manlets because she’s coping with the fact Chad will never give her attention, right?

>>10482601
There are women who are into manlets, they aren't common but they exist.

>>10480911
Dam Mori didn't realize you were keeping track.

>>10482694
Nah pure cope. Two biggest male influences in her life she realized were manlets

>>10482694
Bullshittayah, stupid

>>10482786
>>10482833
I knew a girl in high school who refused to be with any man taller than her.

they're fucking wierd and probably have all sorts of unresolved mental issues, but manlet fuckers exists

>>10480637
>>10482694

How many convenience store clerks does Mori Snu Snu per week.

>>10482945
Usually because they were abused or something and became afraid of men

>>10480637
Nowadays? Only shit taste in music. Otherwise she seems to be pretty well trained at this point. No yabs or fucked up collab desires. Unless I'm mistaken.

>>10482945
>I knew a girl in high school who refused to be with any man taller than her.

So?

>>10480637
What the fuck is the point of this thread? I've been seeing a lot of pointless/low effort Mori threads lately. Are you starved for drama or something?

>>10483673
Always.

youngboy better

>>10483673
There is a Deadbeat inside everyone on /vt/, but many can't accept that and resort to antiposting as a way to cope with the shameful desire of making Mori their oshi.

>>10480885 (deleted)
Why does this keep getting deleted? It's a totally unrelated blonde woman in Japan. It's actually a Canadian volleyball player there for the Olympics.

Fuck's sake Calli isn't even blonde. She's brunette with blonde dyed edges.

>>10483673
In light of Myth’s one year anniversary schizos have noticed that Mori has become the perfect streamer in comparison to her debut and are now desperately trying to find a new reason to hate her, but can’t so they’ll just recycle old rrats and complain about how she won’t fuck them because they’re too tall for her.

>>10488760
>perfect streamer
>always late or delaying
>still awkward in collabs
>still disinterested in most games she plays
>so unmotivated she needs to chug bang energy/drinkjust to wake up and stream
>brb on vacation again

>>10481393
>>10481253
jajajaja, PUTO

>>10480885
>deleted
This isn't even dox... This board is so retarded

>>10491139
You literally just proved that anon right retard

>>10491293
>old rrats
Those are current

>>10491689
I've been watching Mori since debut and these are the same exact "criticisms" that retards had about her, they had some merit in the beginning but she has clearly improved since then but you wouldn't know that based retard threadreader

>>10491689
Nah. Grasping at straws is all you have left

>>10480637
You really can't find anyone else quite like her

>>10481499
>>10481592
>2094
>Humanity has barely recovered from a disastrous nuclear World War III
>Even so, the political conundrums of the old world still remain.Development of the super-powerful AI drones that have created a military stalemate
>Most people only interact via an evolved version of LINE allowing users to create virtual rooms where they can interact with each other through virtual avatars and where their speech is translated in real time while censoring any "offensive" word depending on the listener's country settings
>Hololive now controls everything in the shadow, and their goal is to destroy the world and reset it, believing that the current humanity is unfit to live on it.
>See Mori Calliope join the podcast now held by simulated AI trained on the 3 defunct anitubers video feeds
>I FUCKING KNEW THAT BITCH DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HOL-
>My brain is shut down by the Sibyl System detecting I reached unsafe level on the Schyzo Coefficient Index
>I'm recycled into a non-faulty citizen and die in peace knowing I was right about being a Mori anti

>>10491689
No, they’re not. They’re old as fuck and have no credibility at this point in time, but you’ll see them recycled over and over again because it’s all retards have to shit on her with.

>>10480637
She makes more women wet than any of the retards on this board

>>10482988
that's lesbians

>>10480837
Wait what

>>10480911
hardest i have laughed on this board. period.

>>10480911
>Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers
I still don't understand how this one came about.

>>10482313
It was from some months back when Mori had to take start a vacation time early. I remember contributing the "IRS trouble" theory based on some comments on her roommate's account and realizing while Mori does live in Japan, she's still a U.S. citizen and probably still needs to file U.S. federal taxes, combined with possibly dealing with Japanese taxes.

>>10500327
>Washed away by the tide
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times

gets me every time

>>10480637
She's now free from the dumpster fire that was Takamori

>>10480837
Holy shit does Mori want to fuck Lord Farquaad