/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Reposting for anyone Kronie that wants to step up to be a soundpost creator.

If you want to make soundposts.
1. Install any userscript add-on. Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey, Violentmonkey, Retardmonkey. I don't know what people recommend these days.
2. Install this userscript: https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player/releases -
3. Optional: Install 4chanx already. https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
4. Refresh the page.

For making soundposts, remember that 4chan normally doesn't allow sound files, the way you get around that is separate the sound and image/video files. if you're doing a webm, make a copy of it and then have it be the sound only. Upload the sound to a third party site like https://www.catbox.moe/.. Then you need to run it through the URL encoder in 4chan sound. (you'll find it in tools.) Then you just paste the encoded URL into the file name of the image/video file you're using and include anything else you see. An example of that is the file in this thread, ala [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fqw0u07.mp3].
Make sense?
If you need help editing Webms, use Webms for Retards.
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

WAH

SC ON SATURDAY YES KRONII I LOVE YOU

KRONII

SC catch-up on Saturday... it's fine I guess...

LOVE KRONIII
KRONII IS ONLY FOR CONSENSUAL SEX.
HAVING CHILDREN WITH KRONII
RAISE CHILDREN WITH KRONII

Kronii is going to sleep again, you have a stream in 2 hours 14 minutes you dumb cute clock

Gentlemen, it has often been said that I like Kronii.

Gentlemen, I like Kronii...

No, gentlemen, I love Kronii!

my legs hurt...

>>10493352
>>10493305
>Check both her twitter and youtube before I make the new thread
>She posts it right after I make it.
Dang it Kronii.

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1442620545938321408?s=20

>>10493406
I love this Hololiver.

I love the bunkaronii.

I love the defensive lines she puts up.

I love how she has sieged upon my heart, charged me with new energy, helped me mop-up past operations, and retreated from old behavior.

Kronii on the computer, on your phone, on your TV, on your refrigerator, I love every platform I can view Kronii through upon this earth.

I love blasting my speakers to smithereens with audio salvos of her voice that thunder across the edges of my room.

My heart leaps with joy whenever she figures out a game mechanic and she makes a gleeful noise upon realization. And there is nothing like a Londoner being tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well-placed horny posts. And there is nothing like a Takeshi using SEEEEEEEX to destroy idiot doxxers. And the feeling that comes when a Londoner runs screaming from his blazing bait, only to be mowed down by heavy machine cum fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of Ourobobros brandish their “bayonets” rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit thrusting and cumming over and over onto the defeated face of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of Londoners being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than us prisoners of Kronii dropping like flies, screaming in agony and joy as she sings to us in a sultry Korean voice!

When a band of pitiful trolls makes their final stand with nothing but bad bait, only to have their posts smashed to atoms line by line from 4.8 Gosling posts, I'm in ecstasy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Kronii, Kronii so grand as to make Yagoo himself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for more Kronii as I do? Do you wish for more live-broadcasts of Minecraft from Kronii? A Kronii whose charm is built with love and self-depreciating humor and bad puns? Do you ask for Kronii to sweep in like a broom, because as I mentioned a moment ago she enjoys bad puns?
>(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "KRONII" meaning "Kronii")

...Very well. Then Kronii is what you shall have. We are a rockhard member, ready to explode all who oppose us with our mighty cum.

But... After enduring over a month wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" Kronii will no longer be sufficient.

We need a MASSIVE Kronii! A Kronii beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single battalion... The most dedicated of the followers of the Clock. However, I believe that each of you old Kronies is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft YTchat idiots! We represent a force that could outsex an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag out the Eurobros because of her awful scheduling for them, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to love an oshi. We will remind them of the sound our voices make against when we “release”.

We will remind them that there are more things between PPT and TMT than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Kroniigruppe of one thousand sexvampires is going to burn this world down to ash.

Yes, my friends! Soon, Youtube's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite oshi. Back to our beloved Kronii!

...At last, the Nenelion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Clock Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

Gentlemen... GWAK.

Kronii ruins her sleep schedule and gives herself headaches playing Minecraft just to build stuff to show (You) specifically and does it all offstream so you don't have to hear her complaining about the pain but (You) complain anyway. How could you Anon?

>>10493437
So no council collab?

>>10493369
Based
Raising a large and loving Victorian-era sized family with Kronii!
Growing old together with Kronii!
Passing away as Kronii holds your hand, surrounded by your huge family you had with Kronii!

FutanarIRyS
tags futa x male, IRyS, alcohol, malesub, condom

>being poor wasn’t so bad, you thought, till Kronii’s membership became an option
>you became jealous and envious of the membership streams and desperately wanted to join in
>yet with your current job just paying the bills and other expenses abound, you found it impossible to justify paying Kronii
>you joked online that you would suck cock to pay for membership, and now here you were…
>…wandering around town, looking for places that might be hiring, yet also thirsty as fuck
>you discovered a rather odd, seemingly new pub had appeared in town, labelled “O’Megga’s”
>intrigued by the strange name, you had walked in one day, and the barmaid handed you a flier as you purchased a cheap bottle of fruit cider
>it said “CLOCKSLEEVE WANTED, pay variable, inquire to management - no experience required”
>you guessed the typo was a way of avoiding shocking customers, since it sounds like a made up word, but you saw through the innuendo
>it even had smaller text underneath "Clients should be prepared to personally worship the glory of the council, over long night shifts"
>you realised pretty quickly this meant it was a glory hole position, somehow written up as a job
>finishing your pint, and with no one else around, you walk up to the desk and prepare to ask the barmaid about the job
>you can’t believe yourself, you’re actually going to do this


>only now do you notice the barmaid’s flowing red hair, and barely hidden horns on the side of her head, recognisable from watching certain streams
>she's in a frilly, French-maid like outfit, one hell of a uniform, and a very cute one at that
>”HIRyS, what can I getcha?” she asks, drying off a glass
>so this was IRyS’ day job - you felt it suited her pretty well
>cautious to not draw attention to yourself, you carefully produce the flier, and ask about it
>IRyS promptly giggles heartily and goes beet-red, putting the glass and cleaning cloth aside
>"Here about the special position, huh? No probs, follow me and I'll lead the way~"
>"Don't worry about the bar, from this kinda time we keep it closed except to our very special guests"
>"In fact, our special guests will be arriving in a half hour or so, so we best get ready for them, eh? Wouldn't want to be late or unprepared"
>"They know how to look after themselves, rest assured, and have rented the premises for the night so we won't have to worry about any disturbance"
>after this managerial announcement she gingerly takes your hand, and leads you towards a staff-only section
>in her other hand, she carries a deep red bottle of some kind of wine, unconvincingly labelled "Soda"
>a room with a glowing "interviews" panel is your destination
>"Come in, come in, I'm excited to offer you this position"
>the room is plastered with Council posters, as well as a portrait of "Omega" apparently the manager, as well as an assistant known simply as A-Chan
>"Omega and A-Chan have some admin business, so they asked us to offer this position to...certain lucky customers...and I think you fit the bill well"
>you notice the room has a single desk and one chair - taken by IRyS - not the two chairs you'd expect
>the barmaid opens her bottle and takes several swigs of it as you come to terms with what you're about to do
>still trying to maintain a semblance of formality, you explain why you're desperate enough to want this humiliating "position"
>"Awh, cute, a kronie that will give everything for her, don't worry anon, we'll be happy to accept you here..."
>"On the condition you *personally* prove your skills to me, since it gets lonely being a barmaid all day, ehe~"
>she twirls her hair for a moment, and rests an elbow on her desk, staring intently at you
>"I'll need you to get on your knees for me, you'll need to get used to that position, but first-"
>she gets up and stands in front of you for a second, before pouncing on you and forcing her forked tongue down your throat
>any semblance of resistance is washed away by a powerful urge to have sex with this horny nephilim
>IRyS' saliva fills your mouth, tasting slightly alcoholic, yet like honey and nectar all in one - mead, in other words
>her passionate deep kiss is almost like being throatraped already, foreshadowing the rest of the night
>pulling away, drooling devilishly, she grabs your arms and pulls you along
>her spit contains some kind of very strong aphrodisiac, which already gives you a throbbing erection as well as a strong desire to obey IRyS' every word...
>"Now...as I was saying, on your knees, juuust here, you gotta practice for the Council"
>"And I'm gonna personally fill you with hope, to make sure you're double-triple ready"
>she pulls down elegant, lacy black pantsu, to reveal her throbbing boner eager for stimulation
>"Mm, we can start with a little handjob, something easy to getcha started, and move on to more intense workouts as the night goes on - our clients are pretty demanding~"

>Kronii mentioned she like swimming.

Why there is no swimsuit(of anytime - bikini, 1 piece, PE) fic in the archive ?

>>10493457
GWAK

GWAK

GWAK

GWAK

Calm down brothers

Logging into the EN Minecraft server!
Adventuring in the nether with Kronii!
Fleeing from a crazed Gura, mad with power!
Shaking her off the trail and returning safely to the bunkeronii!
Telling Kronii about a gift you have prepared for her!
Leading her to her room with a chest and a sign saying "For Kronii <3"!
Watching her open the chest!
Watching her cover her face in shock upon seeing its contents!
Giving Kronii the gift of Mumei's severed head!
Mindbreaking Kronii with despair!
Kronii!

>>10493519
>"Come on, get stroking, kronie" she giggles, patting your head twice
>you oblige and begin using your hand to massage her shaft, and cupping her bulging sack with your other hand
>she is already enjoying this a lot, and begins actively stroking your hair whilst holding on to the chair tightly
>"Okay, now work it to the base with your hands like that, and massage the tip for me"
>"I see you aren't forgetting the balls, good boy, keep it up"
>you follow her instructions and deftly move your hands about as she speaks, listening to her every word
>"Hahh, it's been too long since someone did this for me...Omega never would, and I could never get near A-Chan..."
>"Look forward to workin' with ya, kronie, what was your name again?"
>you tell her "anon" still focusing on her dick, and working the foreskin around it, which had begun to drip with precum
>"Ah, right, figures - well, anon, keep jacking me off like this and we'll get along juuust fine, can't wait till we get to breeding you properly~"
>the word "breeding" was like a trigger, and you begin working IRyS' cock more thoroughly, massaging her balls and fingering the thick foreskin
>her shaft is musky, as if she hasn't washed it in a few days, but it's still a weirdly feminine scent with only a hint of saltiness
>"Y-you're pretty good at this, anon, even without any condoms...haah...we sometimes get our clients to wear them..."
>"B-but they don't often f-fit..." she's really tense, could she be ready to cum already?
>"F-fuck, ahh, I think I-I'm gonna"
>you slow down to edge her further, seeing if teasing will work, but she's too pent up
>"Cum, ahh!" as you expose her reddened tip again she shoots all over you, getting cum everywhere
>some gets in your mouth, and it has the same sort of effect as the saliva from earlier
>"Gahh, you're *too* good at this anon, I haven't felt that good in years~"
>"And you look soo cute with cum all over you"
>"Here, you'll need this"
>she passes you a rag to clean yourself with and you begin wiping your plastered face as she smiles lovingly at you as she continues to drink

>it's strangely difficult to resist the urge to wipe the cum off of yourself and the rag and drink it directly...
>you could get addicted to this
>"Enjoying the taste, huh? Don't worry, there's more where that came from, it comes on tap~"
>she grabs your head and prepares to shove her cock into your throat
>"You'll let hope in, right? Right? Cos' I'm gonna have to hurt ya if ya don't"
>you nod, and open your mouth as she impales you onto her boner
>"Hah, it's been a while since I had a good blowjob, Omega wasn't usually around during my shifts..."
>her cock tastes salty and yet oddly sweet, and immediately gives you a pleasant, numbing sensation
>"Mmm, that's good, that's good, get to cleaning me anon...suck on the tip and work your tongue around my shaft, alright?"
>placing your hands on her hips for balance, you begin to slurp on her ladydick, occasionally removing a hand to stroke her base as you suck on the tip
>her precum is a flood, rather than a trickle, and though you can taste a bit of musk on her it doesn't stop you in the slightest
>"S-so, l-lewd, ahh...gonna...fill...you..with hope....fuuuuck"
>the nephilim is shaking in ecstasy as you eagerly fellate her, and she locks her legs around you, covering you with the skirt
>"NN, imagine, haaah, sucking me off during the middle of the day...just....under the desk....ah"
>"You're g-gonna fit right in here, a-anon, a-and my dick is gonna fit right in y-you"
>you move a hand to caress her still-swollen ballsack, which is dripping with sweat like the rest of her body
>fully hilting FutanarIRyS, you begin to deepthroat her, and her head rolls back as she enjoys your slurping and sucking noises
>"Ahh, this is too much, I'm gonna...fill you with HOPE!"
>grabbing your head and impaling you fully as you gag on her meat, she lets loose and shoots a rope of her seed into you
>and another, and another...you attempt to swallow it all, and only just succeed
>her thrusting slows down to a halt, and she lets you dismount
>"Damn, you're good, but you're learning from the besht, after all~"
>she's started to slur her words, and her face is deep red...but the bottle is not even half-empty yet

>>10493457
>(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "KRONII" meaning "Kronii")

Watched some of the /vt/ League since we got nothing else to do, pretty normalfag stuff, but they had a Kronii ad board during one of the matches.
Makes me wonder if we could field our own team when we get enough content to work worth. Using individual posters was something not even Deadbeats did, so we'll just have to keep it general types, like fan fic writers.

Going to sleep again 2 hours before a stream... But we'll get "morning" voice Kronii, so it's OK I suppose.

>>10493546
I'm sorry anon, I hadn't thought of that before also I can't swim, maybe I could ruminate on Kronii being my/your swimming instructor?

>>10493635
>despite two massive orgasms, the barmaid is still erect, and orders you around again
>"N-next! I needja to *hic* put this on, ookay?" she pulls out a red condom, fumbling around to unwrap it
>"I wanna breeed you, but firsht we should play it safe, and then I'll take you to the main workstation" she giggles as she finishes her sentence
>you grab the condom, stretch it, and lower it on to her throbbing erection, onto which it only just fits
>she almost pulls you in again, before remembering what she was going to do
>"Bend yourshelf over my desk like a good boy, and gimme your butt so I can give you my seeed~"
>"Oh, and I have a change for you after this, you'll need your work uniform, it's kinda like mine" she swigs her bottle and places it haphazardly on the desk
>doing as your now drunken boss commands, you bend over the desk, and await for IRyS' "hope" to enter you
>she pulls down your trousers effortlessly, and slaps your now-exposed asscheeks to mark you
>"Mmm, I need this, haah, once you've *hic* passed anon, I'll get you changed into your uniform, hehe"
>"But first, it's time for us to breeed, and I have to *hic* mark you some more first..."
>she stumbles around the desk, and grabs her bottle of "soda" again
>she waves it at you, and says "Dontcha wanna drink somma this, anonnn? I wanna see what you're like after some of the house special..."
>you gesture no, but that's not gonna work
>she forcibly removes your shirt, leaving you completely naked, and slaps you on the cheek with surprising force
>"I won't take no for an answer...now, get me lubed up and then I'll let you *hic* share some drinksh with me, I'm bein' generoush after all"
>you spit on to her condom-covered dick and stroke it with both hands, not easy when you're lying across the desk and covered in sweat
>she suddenly forces your mouth open and jams her dick inside to throat-swab you, collecting as much of your saliva as possible
>"Hah, that oughta do it~" she cheerfully withdraws
>"Now drink up anon, it's really gooood" she replaces her dick with the bottle of wine - not normally your sort of drink, but free drinks are free drinks

>the bottle drained somewhat, she takes it away, and returns it to the desk as she resumes her position behind you
>"Ah, where were we? Oh right, breeding with you, lucky anon~"
>she tests her dick against your ass, and you feel it rubbing against you
>she spits on her fingers and starts thrusting them into your asshole, aiming to explore and open it
>as the strength of her brew is starting to enter you, you feel more in pleasure than pain from the violation
>evidently, IRyS has to balance these feelings
>the nephilim grabs on to your bare back and digs her nails in
>the pain makes you yelp as she draws blood
>"Hahh, don't cry anon, it's just...part of the job, haha"
>she leans on to you, and you feel her full body pressed on to yours
>her hands claw upwards to your shoulders, and she wedges her nails forcefully in
>you're wincing from the pain, yet harder than you've ever been in your life, and strangely...hopeful
>finally, tired of the foreplay, IRyS mounts you, her dick hilting inside your asshole in a single, deep and powerful thrust
>"C-can ya feel it anon? The power of HOPE? S-so much hope, flowing inside of me, I'm so happy to be able to give it to you"
>you decide not to remind her she's wearing a condom
>her tip is poking you really, really deeply - you haven't done any anal play before, so this roughness is quite new to you, but it's pretty good...
>as IRyS thrusts, she breathes heavily, and you can feel the warmth of her breath on your neck as she rides you
>"Hope is gonna descend inside you anon...I love this so much...fuck"
>she seems oddly sober when she's this horny
>"Ahh, I'll return the favour after your shift, anon, I want you to fill my womb too, but for now it's my turn to fill you"
>pretty generous, but she must be insanely horny to both want to cum inside you and let you cum inside her
>"H-hope...hahh" she loses control of her speeches for a moment, and simply ferally rapes your ass some more
>it's not like her long-winded lectures aren't much use to you anyway, pinned down like this
>she's thrusting rapidly in and out of you, pumping her hips viciously

Kronii hates us. She despises us. She'd rather play minecraft without us watching. How many great moments have we missed? How many reactions have we not heard? She's spent more time on minecraft offstream than she has onstream.

>>10493691
>you continually feel her balls slapping against your ass, a reminder of the "hope" she is so keen to fill you with
>not to mention her nails, deeply cutting in to you, but the alcohol and her aphrodisiac effect make you scarcely able to notice the pain anyway
>and the slight flow of blood is balanced by the warmth of your sweat and hers, despite the fact she's still wearing a work uniform
>"Hope, has...d-...nnn, you're so fucking tight....c-can't finish...sentence..."
>her hips slow down as she prepares to bust a nut
>"Gahh, hope...has....DESCENDED!"
>pumping her cock as deep as possible, she reaches your prostate, and fills her condom simultaneously
>feeling her load expanding inside of you, yet cut off by the condom, is enough to push you over the edge, and your dick splurts messily all over the desk
>you remain locked together in bliss for a fair few minutes afterwards, IRyS collecting your blood with her fingers and licking it up like a vampire
>"Fuuu...Ah, shit, the guests are gonna be here soon, anon...you better get this mess cleaned up and get into your work uniform, heheh"
>she pulls out slowly, and you feel the condom is still attached to her cock
>"Mmm, and don't worry, I got somethin' on your uniform for *these*" she says, waving around her bulging condom and tying the end
>"I'll have to get you to collect these for the end of each shift if ya wanna get paid, but I'll let you off on your first night~"
>"You can take as much raw council cock as you like, and because this is a special occasion, I'll be there to give you hope..."
>"Now then, I'll get your uniform ready, you get yourself cleaned up, and then I'll show you your workstation"
>"If you don't wanna sober up like I did, you're welcome to more soda!"

T. Sekkusu
Gonna do the glory hole bit with drunk futa council after this. Was pretty fun to write, although I definitely need to watch more IRyS to get a better idea of how to write her

>>10493768
She disappointed in us because we keep making trouble in other council chats.

>>10493406
>>10493457
Based and Hellsing-posted.

>>10493849
I love this image

>>10493675
>maybe I could ruminate on Kronii being my/your swimming instructor?
>Kronii senpai in PE swim suit
>after school swimming instructing.
>Kronii senpai in bikini asked you got water park
>handholding and play slides together

AHHHHHHhhhhh
just 5 am and i already become SEXXXXXX
I have became schizo. Thanks Kronii

Come on Kronii, log in the server.

>>10493849
man...

>>10493845
Someone tell her we will ruin other chats if she doesn't stream.

>>10493849
I don't see Kronii owning a play station.

>>10494005
yikes

>>10493845
>>10494005
>we
Fuck off.

>>10493845
>we
Fuck off.

Testing if I can post images from firefox yet

>>10494064
>>10494103
Yes, we.

>>10493966
>tfw can’t swim
Fuck. I look forward to reading the fics this spawns though

>>10493768
Kronii has just been digging in a straight line for 500 chunks.

>>10494135
Not your personal army.

>>10494247
Pfffft are you serious? Even children know how to swim.

>>10494334
Kronii A-Team when?

>>10494107
Why is this bitch staring at Kronii's tits? She already has her own. Just stand in front of a mirror and start shlicking, Greedy whore.

>>10494022
She didn't, but I, her boyfriend, bought her one.

>>10493966
this is only just reminding me that i actually took swimming lessons as a kid
wait...
Kronii time travelling to your childhood and surprising you with gifts and dates in places you were to young to remember loving!

>>10493305
>She saw that one anon's comment from the last thread.

>>10493227
SO MUCH OFFSTREAM CONTENT

HOLY FUCK I HATE MANAGEMENT

FUCK OMEGATRANNY
FUCK OMEGATRANNY
FUCK OMEGATRANNY
FUCK OMEGATRANNY

KRONII

>>10494487
Fuck Omega? Yes, that’s the plan.
Thanks for reminding me anon, I forgor!
T. Mumei

>>10494451
Wow, her boyfriend has really shit taste.

>>10494542
IS

>>10494619
CUTE!

>>10494619
CUTE!

>>10494370
I never learnt to ride a bike, anon

>>10494619
CUTE

>>10494387
She sang it during her Karaoke, anon

>>10494734
>He doesn't know the real A-Team
I pity the fool

>>10494808
I do, I was just being cheeky

I love artists that notice Kronii has thicker eyebrows comparing to other Holo's design.

https://files.catbox.moe/fe0693.mp3

>>10494370
children learn to swim better than teenager or adults anon.

Holyshit, i expected Kronii butterfly swimming faster than i do.
I should drop using 4chan and gacha game.
So that i can achieve good ending - CITy of STARS- with Kronii at least.

I finished one ending of Hollow Knight after picking it up last week. Gonna try for 112% and all achievements before Kronii can beat it.

>>10494862
It makes her look more like a child. Like she's 13 years old.

>>10493776
Made a rentry link for the text
https://rentry.co/8sayv

>>10494908
have fun

>>10494678
Your future energetic wife is in for a real treat
>Out in the park with Anon! I hold him while he's trying to learn without training wheels
>On the beach with Anon! He almost drowned when I let go. That big dummy can't even float on his own He's so adorable

>>10495101
I... I would quite like that

>>10493660
3d modelling / porting models to PES sounds like a actual hell basedoj what the HFZ managers said. Or maybe 2k models are a special type of evil

>>10494678
Same, anon
I also still can’t tie my fucking shoes
fucking dyspraxia

>Kronii has been very horny lately
>you've gone from having sex two or three times a day to about five-six
>after a week you're really tired
>you tell Mumei that she owes you a favor
>it's not like she remembers
>you ask her to "accidentally" make a mess of her inventory in Minecraft
>by the time she streams she forgets those quotation marks and it looks legit
>you're both watching her stream and Kronii's hand is in your pants, but then she stops
>"sorry anon, but I have to fix this" she says with a determined look and gets up
>you quietly let out a sigh of relief when she locks the door
>the moment she appears on Mumei's stream, you turn it off and decide to relax with a book
>you pick up the book that Kronii gave you a few days ago
>it's a good book
>a really good book
>hours pass
>suddenly somebody takes the book away from you
>it's Kronii
>you've gotten into the book so much that you didn't notice her coming back
>or she just used her crazy time powers
>that doesn't really matter right now as she seems to be angry
>"so anon, did you really think I wouldn't find out, then go back in time and set up the same trap for you?"
>you now remember that Kronii was acting weird when she gave you the book
>"so you'd rather read a book than have sex with me?"
>before you can say anything, she uses her powers
>you're teleported to a library
>"this is the Library of Babel, anon. Have fun reading as much as you want"
>you can only watch in horror as she disappears
>you pick up a random book from the nearest shelf, hoping that it's just a joke
>the book is filled with random combinations of letters
>you quickly flip through a few pages
>there's nothing even resembling a real word in any language anywhere
>same with the next few books you pick up from other shelves
>it's real
>it's the Library of Babel
>a library filled with books that contain every combination of letters from the latin alphabet
>you can find everything here
>literally everything
>every piece of fiction ever written
>everything that will and won't be written
>every bit of knowledge about the world, including everything that hasn't been discovered yet
>every imaginable lie vastly outnumbering the real books
>all of that overshadowed by total gibberish

>it quickly becomes obvious that Kronii used her powers on you
>you don't get tired
>you don't get hungry
>you don't age
>you spent every moment looking for a book that will tell you how to come back
>at first you want to tell Kronii how she crossed a line
>you contemplate telling her that you should take a break from each other
>after a few days that becomes pointless
>after a few weeks you just want to come back and talk with her
>after a few months you realize how stupid you were
>she clearly loves you very much and wants to show you that
>and yet you pushed her away and used her addiction against her
>you just want to beg her for forgiveness
>it takes you decades to find a book giving directions for the one you want
>as you run through kilometers of staircases and corridors you wonder if it's not a lie
>finally you find it
>"How to come back home"
>you open it
>it's a book about Kronii's secret erogenous zones
>you consume all this knowledge without even sitting down
>as you finish it and take your eyes away, you realize that you're back in the bedroom
>Kronii is lying naked on the bed and smiling at you

Not gonna continue this as I like the open ending and have way too many ideas for other fics.

Why are you so quick to forgive her?

>>10495344
Grudges are petty

>>10493073
SauceNao is your greatest friend

>>10495344
I won't forgive her until she naked dogezas on stream and promises to stream her POV in guerillas from now on

>>10495275
You’ve just reminded me of how much I would love to see cities like Babylon and Ctesiphon at their height. Good work anon.
Also, Kronii takes (you) to the Temple of Ishtar (fertility goddess of Babylon) fic when?

>>10495344
Resentment is for the weak.

>>10493768
>>10493768
>>10493768
She's spent more MC time on other people's streams unannounced than her own. She can play offstream however long she wants though.

>>10495391
>>10495514
Being this soft-hearted is weak. It's one thing to gosling, it's another to enable her. She's straight up shafting her fans

>>10495605
Joke’s on you I want her to shaft me.
Sexposting aside, she should really stream more, but she’s probably just shy, and I don’t know if she expected to be this popular. She probably feels bad about outshining her genmates which may be one of the reasons she chooses guerilla collabs a lot. That and playing Minecraft all day and streaming it are two different things. She just needs time to find her feet

>>10495605
Crying about not enough streams is weak shit. Fans are way too spoiled by modern content creators, back in the day there could be months without a new upload and people just waited.

>>10495605
I think she should stream more, but I'm not going to seethe just because she doesn't show a minecraft POV, besides she probably wouldn't want to mog a genmate or senpai of hers if she did her own stream alongside theirs

>>10495433
>Kronii finally streams from her POV during a guerilla collab with Fauna
>it’s Kronii sucking Fauna’s massive horsecock
haha imagine watching that wouldn’t that be crazy haha

>Kronii is a reverse numberfag
>freaks out that she's too popular, only collabs on other people's channels
>will never stream her POV in guerillas so she doesn't number mog her partner
This dumb clock

>>10495605
Whining for streams sure makes you feel stronger huh?
Don't tell me you don't have a job or other meaningful things to do in a day of your life, but instead link your insecurity to some internet entertainment?
That is unironically dangerously gosling too much to the point it's ruining your life.

>>10495959
and her big, dumb clock....

>>10495977
>whining
Stating a fact (she should stream more) is not inherently whining.
>Don't tell me you don't have a job
Are you really surprised 4chan has NEETs?
>other meaningful things to do in a day
This doesn't matter because I'm already watching her through IRyS or whoever she collabs with in Minecraft. It won't suddenly take more time of my day if she streamed her own POV from the same collabs

We should tell Kronii that we can't take a proper rest anymore because she doesn't stream her Minecraft PoV to signal that she's on, that we have to stay up for every Minecraft stream of other EN members now.

>>10496208
aka supa her

>>10495959
FUCK WHY IS SHE SO ABSURDLY SELFLESS
JUST LET ME HATE YOU BITCH FUCK

>>10495732
That's because competition "back in the day" was near nonexistent. People can and will move on if a streamer doesn't show up consistently. It's why people on Twitch push themselves to stream practically every single day, because they know their audience could very well just not be there tomorrow if they don't.

>>10493227
Are you losers really in love with a lesbian?

Poorfag here, how many percent of ur monthly salary was used for sc her last month ?
I used 40%

Kronii will keep doing what she's doing. The reception to her guerilla collabs is generally positive, and people will keep throwing money at her and whoever she ends up collabing with. There are a few people in chat that ask "Kronii POV" but these are drowned out very quickly.

>Dreams Are Made of This
my wife clock likes the same music as me !

>>10496344
Anon...

>>10496330
she has a clock, anon. Do your reps

>>10496344
0%

>>10496345
Sometimes I wonder if the people who say stuff like this apply it to everything. "The money's still flowing so it must be good!" Do you watch Marvel movies and think to yourself that they're the epitome of pop culture and cinematography?

>>10496344
0 but I'm an hour

>>10496344
i think sc are stupid, i like membership though

>>10496446
think I’m going to do a fic where she rapes someone with her clock and streams it from their POV or hers when they keep asking her in chat about POV, thanks for the prompt anon

>>10496482
they are fun

>>10496344
$0, I'm not a fucking schmuck.

>>10496344
I'm happy for you making enough money that 60% of your salary is enough to have a comfortable living condition.

Or I'm sorry for you not having enough self restrain to maintain a responsible life.

Kronii approved

>>10496834
Cute and canon!

>>10496327
Yeah and that mindset is why twitch is absolute dogshit.

>>10496834
GOD I FUCKING HATE MUMEI SO FUCKING MUCH

https://files.catbox.moe/uqsa7r.png

>>10496595
Your entire paycheck? Holy fuck

>>10495977
anon whether you have a job or not is pointless because even if you're busy, at least you can come home to a VOD of kronii's POV. the fans have nothing, nothing to lose with kronii streaming her own POV. there is no reason to NOT want this, unless you think she's so fragile she'll crack under the weight of her fans wanting to see more of her.

>>10496834
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10496482
Marvel movies are as braindead as the source material.

>>10496344
I don't work, I was born into money.

>>10496941
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>10496932
Anon, what if you ARE Mumei and just keep forgoring?

>>10496834
I ship!

>>10496834
>kronii loves mumei softy
>(you) are rough with her but soft with kronii
>consensual polygamy
i can get with this if its two girls, and you're gay if you wouldn't

who is LILUTATA?

>>10497080
>I hate Mumei
>I hate myself
I'm... Mumei...?

>>10495187
True, and we're working from zero since we don't have any models unless we can port what people made in Koikatsu!.
And I don't think just using normal models with the block heads and jpgs pasted on them for everyone would be allowed.

>>10496941
Good shit, drawanon!

>>10497106
pachi pachi

>>10497202
Anon... I don't know how to tell you this but... just look at a mirror.

>>10497173
Person who made her loading screen is now a chuuba, that's them.

>>10497106
clap clap next meme

>>10497329
oh thank you

>>10497317

>>10497317
I've finally /become/...
aight i'm boutta go have discord sex with kronii later nerds

>>10497536
>you cant enter because your forgot the password

>>10496834
Kronii is a based domme

>>10497317
Must…/become/….

>>10497606
FUCK
i mean, um, oh gosh!

>>10497131
I want to fuck Kronii while she bullies Mumei for having a small pp

>>10497771
this. i like this.

>goslingposting from the karaoke
>into SEXposting with irys
>into resentment from lack of streams
>into /become/ mumei
i love this place

>>10497926
40 min for my wife clock

>>10497926
I still wonder which board is going to establish their presence next here.

>>10497771
Based, I however would like to be aggressively raped by Mumei after mocking her small benis and be found by Kronii as a broken mess next morning alongside Mumei who “forgor” what she just did

its up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYpfa4-A13o

>>10497714
Detroit 2: Become Whoman

So how many memes have so far survived the test of time either on /∞/ or the mainstream that are exclusive to Kronii? (This rules out Gosling)

GWAK
Flower
Kronii's Nice C(l)ock

>>10498307
depressive existencial clock

>>10498307
Not addicted

Who is LILUTATA?

>>10497994
The Fauna collab feels like long awaited thing and not having informed what kind of game they picked gives me an ominous feeling.

>>10498307
Clockwife

>>10498371
>>10497329

>>10498307
not addicted is going to stick around for sure

>>10498307
Maidronii

>>10498118
hearty kek

>>10498374
it's offcollab mud wrestling

>>10498374
It’s because they’re going to hatefuck on stream, anon
Gonna be a good endurance stream because neither of them will want to give in! Place your bets anons, who would cum first between Kronii and Fauna? Futa or otherwise
>>10498118
Kek

>>10498307
>respectfully looking at the ribbon

>>10498374
probably diablo

>>10498307
Calling her a bitch

>>10498453
KRONII GOING OVER TO FAUNA'S HOUSE TO PLAY RUMBLE ROSES MUD MATCH AHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>10498453
>offcollab mud wrestling ASMR

>>10498374
Probably still trying to get the perms for whatever it is.

>next karaoke
>opens with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1gVwUDz0Ts

This is how we purge those who are not true followers.

10 minutes until we get scolded again.

>>10499245
let's go?

>>10499245
good thing i am into that

>>10499245
I forgot she said she was going to repeat it on a normal stream

>>10499245
P-punish me kronii sama I've been a bad boy... (>///<)

>>10499245
The funny thing is they were irritated over Kronii getting SCs thinking they were meant for Kronii when Bae gets the money, when all the people sending the SCs were Bae's people.

>>10499245
I refuse to take responsability for shit I didn't do.

She said she slept at 5 and is tired yet functional

>she slept at 5
Just like me......
WE ARE

>>10498840
>offcollab hatesex ASMR

>>10499580
Cute

>>10499580
SHE HATES US

>>10499580
Parasocial route is a go

CAM ON KRONY START THA FAKKIN STREEM

TAKE
YOUR
TIME

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KRONIIS AN DA FAKKIN TELLY

>>10499580
>dreams are made of this
>not sweet dreams
>her dreams aren't sweet
Comforting Kronii when she has a nightmare!

Don't be tricked Kronies. Remember she hates you:
https://files.catbox.moe/jgg7i4.mp3

>>10499580
>good luck with the exam
lucky guy

>>10499735

There she is...

>>10499734
Oho, i like this idea

WHO IS READY

to get lectured and scolded again

KRONIICHIWASSUP NIGGAS

OUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OOOOOH

>>10499580
Parasocial Kronii love!

KRONII GIVE ME THE LECTURE, UOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

Why does she hate us? I'm sorry. I'll stop horny posting. Please just like your own fanbase, Kronii. I beg of you.

ITS GONNA FUCKING BE FAUNA KRONII ASMR IM CALLING IT NOW SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>she's worried about Mumei

REPS?!

>lemme just clear this battle first
Fucking kek

>hang on let me clear this FEH battle
mood

not addicted btw

SHE SAID REPS

>Lemme just finish this battle first
bitch are you serious

Kronii doing her fire emblem reps!

my clock wife is a gacha addicted...

>rolled Repo in HoF
Lucky cunt

>>10499883
one of us one of us one of us

this bitch is playing feh while streaming, what the fuck kronies

Guys the dream is dead.
All the talents are /here/ now
4chan is now mainstream.

>Fire Emblem reps
Huh? Reps isn't elusive to us anymore?

How about you Kronies? You're not slacking off on your reps as well, right?

GOLDENCHADS

>>10499904
Kek, I love this bitch.

>>10499874
FEH reps just like me
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10499915
Did them for the day, sleep reps are delayed until the stream is over

>>10499915
I'm playing FEH right now!

LECTURE INCOMING, MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

Scold me moreeeeeeeeee

>>10499913
I guess she could've gotten it from Risu like how holos got "my x died let's go" from Gura even though that started on 4chan too.

KRONII HATES US

TARD WRANGLING TIME

>>10499916
>Blue Lions then Golden Deer
how does she have such incredible taste

>>10499981
WELL I HATE HER TOO

Time to mute stream for 5 minutes.

kronii what the fuck your chat is a green wall right now, i think most of them got lectured already

She's really bad at scolding us guys.
This is lame.

IT FUCKING WASN'T US IT WAS THOSE RAT NIGGERS.

Woo, getting lectured TWICE for a stream I didn't even watch!

>>10500018
Probably not bad to have for the VOD onlys at least.

>She even wrote a script for that
Damn, she got either extremely worried about this whole issue, or management got really pissed off.

>Getting roped in with the rest of the tards
it's like middle school all over again

Kronii is really dropping her spaghetti.
When is she going to call us worthless scum and threaten to step on us?

>>10500100
Its the same script as the karaoke stream

>Transparent about everything
Lying bitch. I can't believe the chutzpah of this shiska. Oy vey.

Kronii is giving people shit over the Bae stream STILL for some god forsaken reason

>>10500018
She's repeating the lecture, pray she doesn't repeat it any further.

yes kronii, we also didn't get to see the axolotls.

>>10500113
Wouldn't be necessary if we just range-banned SEA from the rest of the internet.

yes, kronii, we know, we watched irys' stream... for you...

>>10500100
wasn't listening, what happened?
also checked

>>10500100
Anon Kronii is just super socially anxious.
You don't need to rrat about this.

wait full context on the rratt?

I still have no clue why Baelz is the "leader"

What is this nigger yammering on about? What drama did I miss with Bae?

If I have to hear this shit a third time I'm going to start muting the first 10 minutes of Kronii streams for the next month. I don't watch VTubers to be lectured like I'm back in middle school and got caught being racist again.

>>10500140
Exactly like she said she would?
The nerve, double faced bitch!

>>10500191
oldest?

>>10500175
This. After the karaoke story, it should be pretty clear why she's like this.

>>10500140
I can't BELIEVE she would do what she said she would what the FUCK bros

>>10500219
I hate this clock bitch!

>>10500191
Probably because she's the best Japanese speaker and has the best social skills.

>>10500191
They anticipated she'd be the most popular probably

>>10500191
Because Omegay said so. Do you need more reasons than that?

>>10500191
because she doesn't have a thematic partner
also i guess she's the designated extrovert

/rrat/s. I love you guys but what the fuck did you guys do to our bond level?

I agree, Kronii, I think if Hollywood actor Ryan Gosling was chosen instead, it would be a better choice

>>10500100
she just has social anxieties. most of the holos do.

Ollie spent her last member stream planning out conversation flowcharts for how she's going to invite council to collabs and what to say when they reject her

>>10500191
Honestly I can kinda see it. Even if the chaos lore is misplaced because of it Bae is probably the most level of all of them. She's also been really good at bringing people together lately in guerilla streams so that's been nice.

>>10500191
>market research
>gura was the most popular in EN1
>so they cast another "gura"
>cover realize the depressed doomer is the most popular
>profit???

>were you shining just for us?
>maybe
MUMEI WAS IN DISCORD THE WHOLE TIME I KNEW IT

>>10500313
Goslingbro your time is now

Well maybe chat would be more tamed and disciplined if you had more streams...

I missed the member karaoke, anyone got a DL link?

>>10500340
yea this pretty much

>>10500191
because she streams the most and can translate for them in meetings with managment

Why is kronii like this?

>>10500341
Mumei had the front row seat anon. Kronies fucking lose again

she is gonna talk about VA rights LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

i hope her "i dont know" becomes a meme

>>10500335
>what to say when they reject her
you can't just make me wanna save the zombie like that anon

>>10500350
I don't think Mr Gosling can pull off a convincing Italian accent

>>10500298
>Beat a joke to death on your oshi's channel at another vtubers expense.
>Have the other vtuber lecture her chat multiple times
>Get coddled by your oshi about how she feels great and you are great for worrying about her

brats just keep winning!

Just got home

what I miss?

>>10500416
gosling doesnt fucking act
she is ryan gosling acting as ryan gosling in all his movies, thats why he was perfect for blade runner acting like a fucking replicant

wait... she's not hiding the tits today... is she okay?

>>10500442
nothing much anon, just the same lecture

>>10500442
Everything, I'm sorry anon, Kronii is already gone

>>10500449
This rrat died weeks ago, get with the times old man

>>10500335
KEK are you kidding? That's kind of sad

>>10500191
If you go off idol culture, the person who is in the center of most of the photos is the "center" or leader of most idol units even if that person has no real leadership responsibilities.

>>10500451
Lecture again? For what purpose?

>>10500442
She unironically, unequivocally with absolute certainty.
HATES US

Maybe Kronii should stream if she doesn't want the Kronies shitting up other people's chat, just a thought you know?

>>10500486
Are you shocked that none of them answered "Be a vtuber" on their high school future plans survey?

>>10500442
Our bond level tanked

>>10500552
But she hates her chat as well

>>10500520
non members

Predictions on how long this stream will be?

>Hollow Knight completionist run
I'm doing this now and it's 90% enjoyable, 10% infuriating. Fuck the dream bosses, fuck White Palace, fuck all the Pantheons.

>>10500552
Implying it was us

>>10500576
3 hours?

>NOT GOING TO STREAM
This is OK.

>>10500554
What does that have to do with Ollie? I can totally see her wanting to be a streamer since highschool

>>10500576
2 to 3 hours

>>10500623
>Kronii's not going to stream something
Whoa, color me so fucking surprised!

>>10500623
This is not okay. This is fucking abuse, I fucking hate this shit.

>>10500596
I don't know how you can say that when the pantheons make every other part of the game pale in comparison in terms of difficulty.
How far did you get through them?

>>10500661
You signed up for a sadist, did you not? You get what you deserve for letting her in, you all do.

I WANT A KRONII MAINLINE MARIO STREAM

>>10500661
No worries Gosling. I'll be sure to make a soundclip out of this one

>>10500623
Sorry I missed it, what is she not streaming?

>Kronii doesn't want to stream
>Now she has an excuse to punish us after the rrat fiasco
Sasuga Kuronii

>>10500673
I only finished the first before setting the game down for the rest of today.

>>10500688
her clock is too alluring
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10500700
you'll get it in the form of a tweet, and you'll fucking enjoy it anon

>>10500737
Oh.
Well.

Good luck.

>>10500724

>>10500688
YOU PEOPLE SAID TO LET HER IN! YOU CAN'T PIN THIS ON ME!!!! THIS IS UNFAIR

>>10500787
>He didn't read the fine print on letting her in
You're ngmi anon

>Absolute Radiance

mean girl kronii...

>>10500724
Everything, what you're watching right now isn't even live but prerecorded

>more Hollow Knights
Please no, this game is like watching paint dry on a dog's asshole.

>>10500889
You mean you wouldn't watch that with Kronii?

>>10500219
>>10500264
I didn't even fucking participate in this shit and yet I am going to have to listen to her chastise chat over it every fucking stream for the next month.
At this point I'm not even going to fucking watch Bae, not worth the trouble.

MUMEI
RUBBING
OFF
ON
HER

>I think mumei is rubbing off on me

hot

>Mumei is rubbing off on me
Yes Kronii we know you've been having discord sex every night.

>Mumei's rubbing off on me
Kronies....

>another Mumei mention

>>10500887
Ah, the Ame gambit.

>>10500889
I want to watch paint dry on Kronii's ass

>Mumei
Is that the channel where you can watch Kronii more often than her actual channel?

I'm starting to get jealous of Mumei.

I wish Mumei would rub me off.

>>10500931
>>10500933
>>10500940
>>10500945
>>10500947
sorry guys i can't control it

>>10500984
>starting

>mumei mention
>bae mention
>mumei mention
>no sana or fauna mention
why does she tsun them?

>>10500974
no, thats channel is irys her other wife

>>10500925
>Be b/rrat/
>Joke on the rat
>Other streamer blames her own chat for it while you get praised as looking out for rat

>>10500974
no that's unironically Bae, followed by IRyS

>>10501001
they won't play minecraft with her

>>10501018
>Brrats confirmed worse than kfpfags

>>10501001
Sana is that friend you can ignore for weeks and still loves you regardless. Fauna is for hatesex.

This segment pissed me off desu. I hate these fucking presses.

>>10500889
Bro you can't say that, its an indie game undastand. Its quality content, unlike triple A garbage. Yep kino taste Kronii, you'll watch it and enjoy it like the upcoming hades!

>>10500889
>>10501150
/v/iggers out.

>>10501150
You doing alright?

Wonder if Kronii would make these noises during sex?

>>10501018
I'd be half tempted to promise Kronii I'll never watch Baelz again (so as not to ruin her chat,) but that'd probably just incense her further.

>>10501145
it just timing

>>10501150
I can't tell if this post is ironic or not

>drains your oshi's intelligence

>>10501182
>She starts making noises when you don't listen to her commands
>She makes even more noises when you just don't let her take the lead

>>10501150
It's just fucking boring to watch. It is NOT a good stream game and I will die on that hill, I'm sure it's fun to play yourself but watching other people play it is boring as fuck outside of the occasional boss fight.

>>10501206
I know but I kept forcing myself to use audio cues and that wouldn't work because of the second set of presses on top.

>>10501235
>Steals your oshi's heart

>>10501235
she drains my oshi's nut

>>10501247
These kind of games are designed for zatsudan. The main draw isn't the game but the streamer.

>I like him
BROS???

Kronii likes chuunis confirmed.

she likes chuuni warrior poets, take note

>you're chuuni
>I like him

BROS. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

She likes chunni's...

Mishima poster? It's your time to shine dude.

Its okay, I was already an autistic chuuni beforehand

I did not, in fact, know what Kronii means.

>>10501358
>i'm a writefag
>i talk to myself in autistic long winded monologues
>all i need is to pick karate back up again
it's time... i know what reps i need to do

>Gosh, that was so underwhelming
soundbros eatin good tonight

>She likes chuunis
Because she is one

>>10501517
Now I have something to post in response to next week's schedule.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M FUCKING DROPPING A SCHIZO AKA SUPAH ON THIS BITCH DEMANDING HER FOR MORE MINECRAFT.

>she's getting cocky
Kronii getting dom-lossed by Grimm!

>>10501592
DON'T

another thing she isn't going to stream!

>>10501592
She'll respond with more Minecraft but not streaming any of it.

>>10501592
do it coward

>>10501592
And make her feel worse than she already usually does, Goslinganon? Why would you hurt her like that? I thought you let her into your heart.

>>10501592
Please don't

>>10501592
you fucker, control yourself

>>10501321
i don't even have the stream on my monitor, i'm just listening in

>>10501592
YOU LET HER IN TOO DEEP

S T O O P I D

>Kronii is going crazy
>I am going crazy

>>10501592

>>10501592
Don't fucking break containment

Hmmm, a fat aka asking about minecraft POV...

Are we still accepting Kronii abuse right now?

>>10501778
Gosling I'm gonna rape your perfectly round ass

>>10501592
this you?

>>10501592

Gabriel...

>>10501834
>>10501837
Bruh