/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

only got this one, gotta lurk moar

>>1049314
Fucking love this one

the one true rrat

>>1049314

>>1049638
>>1049672
>>1049688
Not from /vt/

It's from /hlgg/ so I think it sort of counts.

meta shit

I think this was about an hour or two before it happened

This place has some pretty massive speds and fags

>>1049799
>Soon
Still waiting chileanobro

>>1049736
>>1049766
The worst kind of derailment. I'd take architectfaggots over this.

>>1049736
yay, I get my vain faggot points now. someone screenshotted my ramblings.

>>1050333
AND HE DIDNT RECORD IT?

Haaton, with minds unfurled.

>>1049314

>>1049975
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that those so-called architectfaggots are the schizos that get too excited about the chubas buildings in Minecraft

>>1050383
kek

>>1050432
lurk more

>>1050432
You were off by a fucking country mile

>>1050432
this man is on negative reps

>>1050432
bro....

>>1050474
Fuck now I'm scared

>>1050550
it’s people who like to help girls get thick in the middle

>>1050474
Rarely do people show such genuine smiles. It's almost frightening.

>>1050283
Functioned more as a great filter than anything. Make the threads even comfier.

>>1050106
>>1050432
hint

>>1050586
it’s shooped lmao

>>1050106

>>1050635
The ice cream truck is fake but the smile is real

>>1050848
Well yes
Not sure what he’s really smiling at though

>>1050283
as long as he's not lying about his shitty setup, I'll keep supporting

I wanna post a screencap of my own post that got no (You)s

>>1050885
What the fuck is wrong with people

>>1050588
kek

Worse part was anon was kind of right because it was the 25thcon the Julian calender or some shit like that

>>1050924
multiple things

>>1049672
God bless yagoo.

>>1051084
>doesn’t include (user was din din ding for this post)
Shit screencap

>>1050432
How new

>>1051189
a week

>>1051084
Saving you from shame

>>1050588
kek i was in that thread

>>1051298
Yeah, its this thread

>>1051265
>no Ame impregnancy

>>1051395
what an astute observation anon, you're very bright

>>1050432
Could have just said "I'm a fucking newfag" and it would've been less obvious

>>1050924
that's a retelling of an mspaint comic except instead of okayu it was the blue haired girl from lucky star.

>>1050432
actually laughed out loud 9.5/10 bait

hlgg post so honorery vt

Can't forget the classic

>>1051473
>blue haired girl from lucky star
Leave this website.

real classic hours
the rise of a skitzo legend

>>1051559
I watched that shit 14 years ago, leave my age impaired memory alone.

Everyone on /vt/ falls somewhere between these two extremes

>>1051605
True patricians want both.

>>1051600
You just can't forget Konata's name. That's like forgetting your own.

>>1051679
I'm watching Kanata get her ass beat by sans right now. Tried to remember Konata's name, looked up at Kanata and went "that can't be right... Uhhh... blue haired girl."

>>1050283
KANO LOVE!

Classic /jp/ post

>>1051848
Fuck I hate seeing this pasta pop up

>>1050106
The first reply to that was "She's getting thicker for her fans", which is a phrase that now lives in my head rent free

>>1051848
I dont know why but the wide caps lock from Coco is hilarious to me

>>1050432
>he thinks architectfags has something to do with MC
>he lacks the critical information
Stay off 4chan. Your too pure.

>>1051848
Thought it was gonna be delusional romcom, turns out its just the usual delusional faggotry.

>>1050885
This pasta is more than a decade old already, Christ. Thanks for making me feel elderly.

>>1050383
Man I wish that thread gained more traction.

>>1051428
Don't act like a retard if you don't want to be treated like a retard.

>>1052436
It's hard when probably, only a small minority of posters here have watched TNG.

>>1053038
that wasn't me faggot. don't respond to retards if you don't want to be treated like one

this one always gets me

>>1053080
I love that OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peko image because I imagine Pekora being inflated like a Dig Dug monster and OMG!!!!!!!!!!! being her final words before she explodes

>>1053136
You okay there bucko?

>>1053136
these are the types of posts i make when i take too much vyvanse late at night
but i do get what you're saying, anon, kek

>>1053156
Imagine filling Pekora's head with cum so hard that her head inflates and then explodes in pieces.

>>1051848
fuck, this guy has mental illness, no sane guy would write this, not even /b/

I appreciated this Luknight's fanfic (part 1)

>>1053404
(part 2)

>>1053136
kek
get some sleep, anonchaama

did someone post this one yet

>>1053471
3 times, already kek
this is truly the best post /vt/ has produced thus far

>>1053398
what? b has had fan rapes way weirder than this

>>1052056
Too late I have already browsed /b multiple times

>>1050106

>>1050941
wait...

>>1051848
TOP FUCKING LOL

>>1053471
actual lost media

>>1054255
>browse /b/ multiple times
ok "irredeemable" egdelord wanna see my 5GB rekts folder?

Holy shit that dox/spergout thread half an hour ago was fucking hilarious

>>1056426
Jeez that's annoying af.

>>1056426
It's kind of fucked up how sociopaths are allowed to procreate

>>1056426
>stealing my screencaps and removing the (You)s
i'll forgive you because you compiled them w/ the artimus bit

>>1051481
oh shit im in this one. still hoping that guy someday returns with a recording.

>>1057329
Anon, he made the story up. It's a pasta.

>>1057382
Keep saying that to yourself. Someone somewhere experienced heaven at the cost of his greedy soul.

Its from hlgg so it counts
The early days were good

The day anon forgot his meds

>>1057887
That's every day though.

>>1049898
agree with the guy
thicc shit is overrated and nigger-like

Original goslingposting was absolutely great

>>1058209

>>1058209
Fuck, that's literally me

>>1058320

>>1056426
>ugly face
and that's how I knew that poster was a fag

>>1053080
I posted in that thread. It was very educational.

>>1058487
he only posted JP and EN dox, mostly EN. not a single ID dox even though that was what he threatened to do.
he was an JP/EN anti

>>1056426
Kino

>>1053080
classic.

>>1049898
what a faggot

>>1050283
yo hun, fellow kanons

Only had this as 4 separate screenshots, but here you go, one of my favorite posts in /hlgg/ history

To the thread of /hlgg/ rode a gosling one fine day
Hardly posted in the thread he didn’t have too much to say
No one dared to call him a faggot, no one dared call him a jerk
The Gosling there among them, was only there to lurk
Only there to lurk

‘Twas the middle of dead hours when he scrolled into the thread
There were no holo girls streaming, so the general appeared dead
“What did you just have for breakfast?” came the survey posting twerps
But the Gosling didn’t reply, he was only there to lurk
Only there to lurk

In this thread there lived a schizo by the name of Ration Rat
Many mods had tried to ban him but he only called them fat
He’s a schizo and shitposter, thought a NEET at twenty-four
And the threads that he had ruined numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

Now the Gosling hadn’t caught up on his reps or so it seemed
He had only just woken up, didn’t catch the recent streams
He was here for cute reactions or a YouTube-worthy clip
Or if maybe there was more fuel for his favorite yuri ship
Favorite yuri ship

Wasn’t long before this story was relayed to Ration Rat
“Here’s a brand-new Gosling poster and a naïve one at that.”
He went scrolling through his archives, a narrative he did find
A perfect schizo post that would poison Gosling’s mind
Poison Gosling’s mind

Now the thread was archived quickly, it was time for a new one
The OP posted a picture of Kiara with a gun
Folks were watching from the replies as they waited on the thread
They knew this schizo poster’s not about to take his meds
About to take his meds

The new thread had just been started when the two would make their boasts
The quality of the thread depends all on the first few posts
The rrat barely cleared the captcha ‘fore the Gosling won the day
And the narrative was shut down with an indiff’rent ‘ogey’
Indiff’rent ‘ogey’

It was only a few moments ‘fore the new posts hit the threads
And that crazy schizo shitpost flopped as though the post were dead
Soon the janny would read reports; the narrative he would see
He deleted the rrat’s shitpost, he deleted it for free
Deleted it for free

Ogey, Ogey
He deleted the rrat’s shitpost, he deleted it for free
The mod on /jp/

>>1053053
that episode gets referenced a lot

>>1058607
kek, someone tried to post a reference to reine's roommate and it got deleted immediately

>>1059061
Absolute masterpiece

from /jp/ days

>>1049314
dont think this is from vt but eh

>>1060057
/tv/ my fellow goslingposter

>>1051529
based

>>1056128
is this a copypasta?

>>1049672
This one is highly shitpost however. Aruran being poor and sleeping in a sleeping bag is true, howvever...

>>1049898
>>1058072
based
>>1058896
cringe

>>1060409
Not sure, I assume so. If it isn't then it may become one.

>>1060057
This was from /hlgg/

I still wonder what happened to him

>>1051529
Or this one

>>1058209
>>1058237

>>1050165
Related

>>1049877
Talk about comedic timing, fuck.

>>1050885
>okayu's blue wig

>>1053983
Aqua is for bullying though.

>>1051529
What it is it with women and not closing the door?

>>1050430
I choose to believe this is real, it's too perfect. That girl probably went back to college.

>>1049314
From a Polka thread a few days ago

>>1062551
She lived alone, so she probably just got used to not closing the door. Ollie meanwhile has no excuse

>>1049672
I feel like screaming my heart out.

>>1053080
This is the only post i've ever felt a deep human connection with and it just had to be fucking damascus. Bleeding from the ass isn't fun.

>>1064110
Bold of you to assume Ollie's piss isn't just that powerful that it can generate such a loud noise.

>>1064447
>ollie denting the porcelain
Is she the hardest pisser of hololive

>>1050432
Either bait or reddit

>>1050432
Holy fuck my sides dude

>>1049314
>or whatever you have
https://vocaroo.com/1hEvVFkgzvHT

>>1065044
https://vocaroo.com/1eSizT1stoQp
Also this /u/schizo guramefag, I almost died in that thread.

>>1065468
Shame you didn't.

>>1064555
Ollie claimed her pissing was like a charge rifle from Apex. Charge rifles can do over 100dmg to a target if aimed properly and even with a max level helmet. Assuming Ollie's piss has the same amount of power as a charge rifle like she claims, that means she can down most foes wearing kevlar/bulletproof body armour in two shots, and she can one shot someone if they for some reason are not wearing armour, and that's with no damage fall off until they are 150 meters away, and with 100% accuracy due the properties of the charge rifle.

Ollie is for sure the hardest pisser.

>>1065483
They are just good friends.
https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt

>>1059748
Now that I think of it, I'm surprised no one has posted a menstrual calendar for one or more of the holos yet.

>>1065516
Well that explains the ollie pissing meme with the rifle shooped over the groin

>>1065651
Have you not heard the soundpost/seen the clip anon? It's all people were screaming about in global for a while. Being a zomrade is suffering sometimes.

>>1051848
>learn japanese
>get stabbed and die in japanese prison
a true Nippon nationale

>>1065938
I assumed it was another mori situation

>>1050333
>>1050430
>Start getting into comfort ASMR
>Stumble upon the lewd side of it
>Try to climb back out by watching ASMRists with no lewd content
>Get oneitis to cozy
>recover (not really)
>Get crippling oneitis to a small ASMR VA with a cute lisp
>tfw no cute VA gf
Why must I suffer? I just want a cute voice to listen to irl everyday

>>1049477
this was beautiful. thank you anon

imagine how embarrassing it'd be to see your self screencapped here

>>1066695
You did it to yourself, you fool.

Hey guys, I used a noise reduction for the audio and at the 36 second mark, Mori is clearly farting in the toilet.

At 27 seconds, she's opening the bathroom door, yet it's clearly not closed all the way because you would hear it shut

At 31 seconds, you can hear her sitting on the toilet

At 36 seconds, she releases a fart

Here's the whole audio
https://files.catbox.moe/fjxaej.mp3

>>26718072
Yep that's it. A clearer fart

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>1050613
fuck me dude that art is cute

>>1067308
How fat is Mori's ass that we can hear her sitting down in a different room?

>>1067599
she simply didn't close the door, and also the toilet seat may simply be a shitty one

>>1067682
Who is the real winner of that scenario?

>>1065938
Do you think I post that to make fun of her? It just made me like her more. t. Teamate

The trifecta.

>>1049736
This kind is my favorite.

>>1066821
ha ha yes imagine

>>1049672
Hey, I think this made me realize I qualify for a vtuber.
See you guys soon.

not from /vt/ but some anon had a vinegar collection and it was fucking weird. think it was in /hlgg/, need to see it again

>>1067940
i understand the concept of a GET, but what do the letters stand for? not even 4chan's rules state exactly what they mean

>1069668

>1069668
pls lurk moar.

>>1069668
GET the number, anon.

>>1069760
It's not even something that lurk moar could fix, that's just beyond saving.

>>1049672
>Kaoru advertised himself in a Beyblade tournament
how do people find this shit out

>>1058072
There’s a difference between thicc and a girl’s ass getting bigger from working out you absolute sped
Enjoy your pancake ass white trash

>>1049314
Join Gura's cult pwease!

>>1051529
>>1060302
>>1062551
Ah yes, Brappa the Rapper. Good times.

>>1050106
>>1055772

>>1062551
They know about men having fetishes and they want to make money from degenerates. What is so hard to understand?

>>1071913
where's your daddy nig nog?

>>1072480
>everyone I don’t like is a nig
Whiter than you achmed

>Whiter than you achmed

>>1067599
not big enough

>>1060654
I don't know what happened to him but I made a video inspired by him about 2 weeks ago.
https://streamable.com/8rriok

>>1071854
5ch diving, but that's one of the few rrats that I never saw proof.

>>1073741
Based, good job anon

>>1073741
not bad, also if you upload it to youtube you should get 800,000 views in a month

>>1075138
I did 13 days ago...

>>1062551
>he closes his bathroom door when he lives alone

>>1075186
Damn bro, nice 400k views

>>1075186
12 views? You need to use metadata, tard. Add hololive terms into the description, make a thumbnail.

>>1075187
I want to contain the overpowering stench of my shit to a single room, yes.

Kwappi origin

>>1075356
2nd part

>>1075366
i don't have anything against this board but i'm afraid that'll happen to me

From when I was sharing a screenshot of me dm-ing Merry about how much I want to fuck him

>>1075502
The screenshot in question

>>1075535
my sides

>>1075366
This is way i dont enter to Kiara threads, shes my oshi and even that i laugh at the rrats, this scares me

>>1075502
>>1075535
Did you really fuck a dog?

>>1049672
>aruran watches stevemre
I don’t really care for male vtubers but goddamn is that based

>>1075535
Please kill yourself

>>1075356
>>1075387
This is important history

>>1075755
No it's just a copypasta I edited

>>1075187
I keep all my doors closed, that way if there's anyone inside my house they'll have to open the door and I'll hear it open/close.
You only have to be right once to make all the paranoia worthwhile.

>>1076620
Did someone break into your house once, anon?

>>1049672
If Sora was actually Yagoo's daughter, then that means that, while Sora was growing up and was super into her dreams of being an Idol, Yagoo was watching and thinking of ways that he could help his daughter achieve her dream. Being from a tech background, he didn't have anyway to support her, other than his own encouragement. He notices that, on Youtube, using an anime model is actually gaining traction. Immediately pivots into that line of work, founds Cover in 2016, and, by the time Sora finishes high school, he's worked with her and his staff to make her own model, finally debuting in 2017. It only gets better from there, as Sora works hard as an Idol, so too does Cover gain more traction and more girls are recruited, all with their own varying traumas and dreams. Call me a scizo, or a rrat, but I'm gonna believe in this one. Tanigo is the kind of father I want to be in the future.

>>1076699
No, thankfully.
I've had people scout out my house and try to see if my doors are locked before though.

>>1049672
>Soda-chan being yagoo’s daughter
It’s far more likely she’s a different form of relative considering the likely small age gap
Possibly a sister(in-law?) or niece

>>1053500
thank fuck someone has it, I forgot to save it, that thread was kino

>>1050885
I just earned fuck you money from the recent crypto-boom and GME options, and this is what I'm planning to do with it.

First, I'm going to scout out all of the Japanese femboy voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, 2ch, and Instagram. (hell, I'll throw in a couple of girls too). I'll pay them all 100 grand to spend a week watching Okayu's streams and learning her speech patterns and demeanor. Then, I'm going to fly them all out to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of Japan. I'll provide ungodly amounts of heroin, cocaine and LSD. I'll rig the HVAC system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental aphrodisiacs, hormones, and THC-laced vapor all around the ship. When they arrive, I will direct Hollywood's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all up as Okayu. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, and look like Okayu.

I will then activate the (((air conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Okayu traps on the MoguYacht. We will suck, fuck, and cum in each other mindlessly in a cacophony of Okayu laughs, murmurs, and moans. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the semen of Okayu's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will make Epstein's island will look like a bastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.

At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of drugs), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage rage and lunacy, I will commit mass nekomata genocide and shoot up the entire ship. The ship will be equipped with several 360 degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then akasupa 9 times to Okayu herself before committing shotgun suicide.

You may call me a schizo and tell me to take my meds, but this is my dream and now there's nothing stopping me from achieving it. None of you would have the balls to see this through or do anything remotely like this if you made it *this* rich. Fuck you all and see you all in a month on LiveLeak, faggots.

>>1065623
matsuri should be easy, she talked about it once or twice at least

>>1078028
What in the God's name did I just read

>>1078028
Kinda hot

>>1078215
something that should be saved and posted in the next thread

>>1076869
I can believe this better, but I'd rather be delusional and think this wholesome anime plot >>1076761 is just as plausible.

YAGOO LOVE!

>>1078028
Schizochama...

>>1065938
>tfw too retarded to know how to make soundposts work

>>1078287
>>1057887
Is this the same poster

>>1078676
>>1078028
>>1050885
enjoying the proliferation of okayu pastas, kek

>>1078028
good post

>>1078287
I'm gonna try this. I typed this post with my eyes closed just like this sxhizo anon from this image. Kinda funif I'm being honest although

>>1078028
>(Thanks Elon!)
fuck sake dude, this is gold

>>1078676
What is it with weebs fantasizing about awkward encounters with their idol and then death?

Fresh from the architect thread.

>>1050432

from /hlg/ pre-split but it pains me I didn't screenshot the others and that we'll never know what happened to him.

>>1078287
Do people really look at their keyboards to write? I never watch it while i'm writing

>>1079213
it's their psyche telling them they dreamed for long enough, and they should look for an end to this, but the only end that's better than admitting it will never happen is death

>>1049314

>>1079613

>>1050885
The part that hurt about having made this post wasn't the insults, but that nobody remembered what it was. Time is cruel.

>>1079310
Wtf

>>1079831
I knew in the original thread anon, don't worry kek

>>1078611
my god...

>>1078028
>MoguYacht
>There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of
>I will then akasupa 9 times to Okayu herself before committing shotgun suicide

Anon, I just can't, this shit is too good.

>>1050885
Christ that's old
I've been in this shithole since I was 12 years old.
Its been14 fucking years.
Just kill me now

>>1078028
I wish you good luck

>>1078676
Based

>>1053398
bro...

>>1079655
not everyone knows where the keys are instinctively man

>>1079690
Actually autistic. I collect oppai mousepads because fuck you. I've talked to someone that actually unironically practices in tulpamancing. But this kind of fanfic level of shit is just too much for me. I know japan is practically the country of autism, but holy fucking shit.

The combination of schizos and retards with a medium that incites lust make for great posts.

>>1078028
truly based
however, you forgot something..

>>1051084
>>1051101
>>1051265

>>1079936
You're never getting out

>tfw finding one of your posts in this thread and even being posted off-site
It's a good feeling. Maybe orange woman will do a 4chan meme review one day and I can feel true validation.

>>1049736
>>1067956

>>1080594
4chan meme review will never happen. It's too yabai.

>>1080465
The context for this puzzles me.

>>1080834
Kiara had a 4chan screenshot in her redebut meme review. But you're probably right.

>>1080916
For one, Coco usually gets the Holos to at least take a look at Reddit.
Can you imagine Coco telling the Holos to check out /vt/?

>>1080986
there's a handful of semi-confirmed 4chan browsers among the IDs and EN

>>1080916
>Kiara had a 4chan screenshot in her redebut meme review
May I get a timestamp, gentleman?

>>1079655
I have terrible hand-eye-coordination so I have to glance down at my keyboard when I type sometimes. I have terrible coordination in general. I mostly rely on my index fingers to type.

>>1080986
Probably too risky given all the anti posters, politic posters, and the general horniness. Then again for the last part, we're only about as horny as the ads on 2ch's hololive board and they're probably used to that.

>>1080986
> Can you imagine Coco telling the Holos to check out /vt/?
Everyday I post schizo shit on this board just in the hopes that Mori sees it. I've been erect for so long, tumescent in anticipation, engorged to the point of the ischemic priapism yearning for when I finally get to blow my load.
Notice me Mori, notice me so I can finally be released of this burden, before the gangrene sets in.

>>1081071
Sure, but it was a Reddit post of a 4chan post. Didn't stop /hlgg/ from getting worked up over it.
https://youtu.be/le72UNZAbQI?t=1668

>>1080986
Why do you have this idea about 4chan? The jp ones like Coco just think we are 5ch in english, not the exploding van hackers on steroids.

>>1072189
the only good thing that came out of that fucking cursed ass thread

>>1081287
It is still up, and people are getting more retarded by the hour there.

>>1049799
Still waiting

>>1081218
I just think our current schizo level goes beyond what Cover would find acceptable

>>1081540
have you seen the anti-thread on 5ch?

>>1081620
Don't tell him...

>>1053983
Ey I'm in this one

>>1078028
Gay if you don't do it

>>1081620
Do they show 5ch stuff publically in Hololive?

>>1082160
no but they refer to it with euphemisms

The thread this is from is still up

>>1078028
What the fuck

>>1082226
Fresh and kek'd
>>1082220
pic

>>1078028

do it, bitch

>>1081674
See
>>1082160

>>1078028
>like a bastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.

>>1080835
archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/550191/#565400

>>1082307
the majesty of moon runes evades me, what am I looking at here

he has my vote

>>1082226
>Actual autists calling other autists who claim they are autists autists.

You can't make this shit up.

>>1058209
>people don't even know who the original Gosling posters were
Now that's really sad.

my favorite rrat

>>1083094
Kiryu Kazuma, her bf she's been fucking behind Tenshi's back.

>>1083369

christ, i remember reading that post fml

>>1078028
Why are all the best schizos Okayufags?

>>1083094
Kiryu Kazuma, her husbandu, she's referring to an incident that happened with a sheep and 5ch piled on.

>>1083327
and now she's living alone, autists CAN make it.

>>1083327
decent except for the screaming. she'd mumble, pout and go silent. she's not quite autistic enough to not any social awareness. it's just crippling anxiety

>>1083513
kek, I fucking love this dragon

>>1083469
I have read about this in other threads, apparently many schizos learn Japanese and test it in Okayu streams because she talks very slow and calming, therefore, because they spend so much time listening to her, they get attached, and therefore, they must create rrats.

>>1083513
How do you know anon is a she???

>>1083594
>the cat attracts the rrats
Lovely

>>1083469
This isn't even the pot calling the kettle black.
You're just yelling nigger at cookware at this point.

>>1083615
Wat, nigga "she" refers to Coco making a Switch joke based on the Watame incident

>>1083558
>she'd mumble, pout and go silent.
like when she lost Mario Kart?

>>1049799
Is it true that Ina is Korean and dislikes Ayame for Japanese, blaming her for WW2?
Sounds like bullshit. But I come here for the gossip and drama.

>>1083742

I think I remember some dude talking about sharing his dads onahole on /hlgg/. Anyome got a screenshot?

>>1058680
I love how this image made it all the way to 5ch. And even they were able to piece together that it's a westerner's depiction of a nousagi

>>1050283
After listening to so much ASMR done by female Vtubers, a male ASMR work sounds really good.
kano and this guy
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5CfAFw1aI
Made it pretty good IMO.

>>1083742
how many autists here (myself included) scream at their computer in frustration over voice chat but would pussy out if out in public. aqua can stream and talk just fine to 15k people but can't talk to her freaking doctor.

>>1083753
anon, why the hell would she draw fan art of her then? regardless her roommate isn't in worst korea. removed immigrants care a lot less about that sort of thing.

>>1083946
I have literally never used voice chat.

>>1083753
If that were true she wouldn't be working for a Japanese company

>>1084024
>>1084107
....
I'm gonna be honest, I'm kind of re*arded.

>>1083763
Revolver Suiselot

>>1084026
Same.

>>1084154
you can say retarded here anon, the fun police aren't going to drag you off and castrate you.

>>1083469
just another day in cat thread

>>1084738
Why the fuck does Okayu attract these people holy shit, is this like one of those stupid Freud theories but like, actually working because these people are autistic enough for something so deranged to work by pure instinct???

I'm using this in the future

>>1084854
It was pretty brutal. Can't wait to see this in the future.

>>1083513
spoonfeed me with the sheep.
I assume it isn't that big of a deal but I wanna know anyway

>>1083645
I just want to let you know, your post has had me laughing for a good couple of minutes

>>1078028
truly a tale for the ages, thank you for your contributions anons

>>1085485
do your archive reps bro

>>1085646
10/10 screencap

>>1085487
Thank you
>>1085646
>3 posts In 1 cap
Jesus
Lucky me

>>1085646
God bless, fit for future generations.

>>1086309
The fuck, that's not from /fit/

You sperging anon???

>>1078513
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds
here you go

>>1088107
Oh, so that's knowledge.

>>1078028

>>1088265
you should probably use it with 4chanX as well. makes for better viewing.https://www.4chan-x.net/

use tampermonkey

>>1078028
>TFW you will never get invited to the MoguYacht to live a frenzy of sex and drugs while blasting Okayu Covers until your inevitable demise.

Why do we even try bros...?

>>1087754
something being fit for future generations is an expression ESLkun

>>1088343
you're invited as long as you dress as okayu, anon

>>1078028
Modern Noah's Ark. Godspeed anon.

>>1088343
>>1088409
>>1088427
had to add these, kek

>>1078028
I don't know what's scarier, the fact that this man is schizo enough to plan this so ahead and in full detail or the fact that the recent trading events might have actually made anon rich enough to pull this or something WORSE and we will not be able to stop him in time or at all.

Still one of the funniest ones I've seen here.

>>1078028
I believed Okayu eventually graduating was the worst day she could ever have emotionally, guess I was wrong.

>>1088902
Have you considered he's just making it all up?

>>1089119
Have you considered that 9/11 was not perpetrated by members of our own government? We could, but it's not so fun now is it?

>>1089025
This guy took too much meds.

>>1089119
>Reminder that the man who planned 9/11 was trained by the CIA to fight soviets and it backfired and no one believed it was true until years later.

>>1089151
Why does Korosan look so fucking smug here

>>1080816
any discussion involving China will devolve into /pol/ thread

>>1089351
We are not talking about China now, we don't wanna, here, have a chuuba.

>>1084582
>>1084026
Why is the mic so scary Bros ? :(

>>1089766
People hearing ur bullshit or secrets, or jacking off sounds.

>>1078028
MEDS!, MEDS!, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!!!!!!

>>1078028
>100 grand so they learn how to be Okayu for a week

Anon, I think any female VA would gladly master a character for 100k for more time than just a week without complaining maybe until the drugs part, and even so, it is nothing you cannot resolve by just throwing more money at them.

>>1090744
the 100k is for luring them onto a boat for two weeks with a man who vaguely smells of rotting cum and Adderall, anon

>>1090580
unbelievably based.

>>1090768
>Adderall

Anon...

>>1090859
Not my PC BTW, snatched this from /hlgg/

>>1090859
Why would anyone do this to himself

>>1091105
Love

Not good one, just pure unfiltered LOVE, the type of love that turns into obssesion.

>>1090859
i hope he's ok

>>1091134
He's most likely dead.

>>1090859
this is what happens when you're too based for your own good

>>1091157
If he did fall in battle I can only hope his soul went to a place where he could be with his true love in eternal happiness.