/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

HONK I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

Even if Pekora, Mori and Gura get ruined, people will migrate to the lower volume coins and then ruin them aswell since those coins cost less and are easier to buy into.

Don't buy Towa

>>10584214
No shit sherlock

>divvy coins ruined
>everyone moves to shitcoins
>shitcoins ruined
>old divvy coins improve
>everyone moves to old divvy coins
>divvy coins ruined
timeloops are now a mechanic

>>10584214
>ruin lower volume coins
how so

Good morning, I am marrying Towa.
I'm also buying her as well.

>>10584214
>ruin
then buy early, why wait for an announcement to diversify?

>>10584361
>how so
The proposed dividend is based on volume, if Ui was actually 27% why wouldn't you set it to autobuy 24/7 at only 6k?

>>10584414
because math exists

>>10584469
ok

>>10574927
reupload?

>>10584356
Literally this. I completely understand wanting to shake up the meta, but the problem isn't that top performers are top performers, it's that there is no point in hoarding anything BUT the top performers outside of events. The existence of tiers is not a problem. The overcentralization of those tiers is.
This change proposal is so laughable I'm gonna become a Selenfag.

Buy Choco

>TFT

>>10584414
you forgetting the poorfags and daytraders who wouldn't care much about divies

>>10584612
Kill yourself Fatenigger

>>10584362
Can I attend the wedding?

>>10584623
Delete this right the fuck now.

>>10584668
This is an /alter/ outpost. Deal with it.

>>10584693
Choco need some love too

>>10584623
>>10584693
Ok i'll buy choco

yesterday/today

>>10584678
You can! Just don't interfere.

>>10584800
looks way too chaotic now

>>10584825
What are you going to do, if I will.

>>10584800
Ironically, people without hats standout more now

>>10584356
>>10584612
Not really, it essentially just murder divs
>there are 100k Moris and Pekos in circulation so their returns are now 5%
>people switch to buying Ali who had 10k shares
>Aki gets up to 100k shares too
>now she gives a shit% return too
The % for older coins isn't going to change magically, it will just stay shit, it's just volume based not who has the most volume, if all the coins have the same 100k volume then all coins are shit, it all coins had 5k volume ans peko had 6k all coins would still be good even if peko is last, your position in most shares doesn't matter

>>10584800
Poor Lolibaba, he has like 15k+ Gura coins. This new dividend formula will fuck him extra hard.

>>10584922
I will unleash the ultimate weapon. Nothing will stop this wedding.

People without hats are peasants and I don't respect them.

>>10584414
Because you check the activity page and already see another 100 users doing the same.
If you were to optimize your gains now, you'd have to, well, know the formula, but let's simplify it to divvies = weekly views/volume
You now have two options:
1) DOMINATE the market share
2) Pray to god they don't buy into your stacks
It's the mogu meta.
Every shitcoin will have tards investing into it so 100 people can share a 223k pot in divvies and their 2230 Ayamy pay out $1 each.
The ratio to watch out for now is expected $ per coin related to volume, so divvies estimates now come in bubbles

The solution is not to shit on Pekora/Gura/Hololive. I mean, nerf them a LITTLE but they should still absolutely be top of the pack. The solution is to buff shitcoins so they're only like 3-5% worse than owning one of the big coins, so they're worth buying whenever they're a bit below market value because they'll pay out roughly similar values (and because the big players are at the point where it's worth buying a coin with 3% less return just so they can get more coins per cycle)

>>10585081
You have no chance against me.

>>10584924
cope poorfag

>>10585192
I will begin an ancient ritual to stop your spellcasting, wench.

>>10584934
>It's just volume-based, not who has the most volume.
Let's check that, actually.
>picrel
If there's a pattern here, somebody else is going to have to find it, because I got nothin'.

>>10584934
I thought it gonna tighten the standard deviation of coins volume instead

>>10585373
>nerfing Towa more
lets fucking go honk she was a broken div coin after all

>>10584098
Wh-what's with the OP?
Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FINANCIALLY FUCKING RUINED

>>10585373
>Ui will pay the best dividends
LET'S FUCKING GO UICHADS

>>10584934
No, Market dominance is now a thing that matters.
Before, divvies was a standalone value calculated by black magic. Now, divvies is a function of a Money Pot divided by Volume but that money pot is STILL determined by the same old black magic. So you can actually bully the market out of your coin by buying even more fucking Gura for instance, lowering everyone else's divvies instead of straight up increasing your own.

Anyone buying shitcoins as div coins right now is retarded, Honk is literally going to give us numbers on Friday, why wouldn't you wait?

>>10585399
also I thought this was it as well, where some shit coins can become top coins if they have good weeks but not just gutting top coins to be the worst

>>10585373
Meh. This new dividend system doesn’t affect me at all.

>>10585580
Finally, I will be able to convince everyone to stop buying my Oshi.

>>10585188
THAT would in turn shit on gudcoins because their average performance being high would not reflect proportionately in the market.
With the new formula it does - but nasfaq now has scarcity for the first time ever.
Already own 15k Gura? Great! If her Price Pot is high you already own 1/6th of that currently, it would be foolish to sell. People sell? Great! Even MORE divvies for you.
Now what if you own no coins? Yeah you'll actually need to watch and predict player trends now. See which coins are diversely stacked (i.e. everyone has tons of peko) and watch what they do. If they shift their investment, your time to take that spot.
Divvies over time will now become less and less attractive, absolutely destroying long-term plays. You finally get your fucking daytrader's utopia with 24/7 autism required to keep up in every money tier of the game.

>>10585839
there are people in the top 20 with more than 1k Towa, if they weren't discouraged from owning her in the past why would they change

>>10585901
Daytrading has fucking sucked ever since the 5% tax.
You can't daytrade small % gains, you need at least 10% movement for a coin to even be worth buying/selling.

>>10585901
>You finally get your fucking daytrader's utopia
Jester just gets stronger every patch

>>10585986
STOP FUCKING BUYING TOWA HOLY FUCK
I WILL DESTROY HER DIVIDENDS AND YOU WILL DIE

You fucking retards, the solution is to revert back all the nerfs so I get 80m a week and I can buy my Oshi 24/7 on x5, nobody cares about your justice boner for fixing inflation or the market so newfags can be happy

>>10585901
>Already own 15k Gura? Great! If her Price Pot is high you already own 1/6th of that currently, it would be foolish to sell. People sell? Great! Even MORE divvies for you.
The power of THAT grows more...

>>10586038
>destroy her dividends
that implies there's anything left of her dividends in the first place

>>10585281
You cannot move the mountain.

>>10586039
this

>>10585373
Grug terms:
Aki Rockenthal not popular rock, no grug buy, few grug get high% of few berries
Petalora very popular rock, many grug buy, get lower % of many many berries.
Many of popular rock and many of unpopular rock now give similar amount of berries, grugs buy unpopular rock, have more grugs to share with, less berries for all.

I wish I was hat home, I could make you some charts to explain.

>>10586167
I've taken down mountains in the past.

>>10586039
this but 1000% unironically I want 100mil+ dividends this week so I can spend 5 hours rolling the gacha until I get all the hats

>>10586039
The nerfs are decent. But everything shouldn't bog 3 days in a row.

>>10585989
Divvies plays will be guesswork though, so you are once again a slave to powers you can't control. The times of easy strats is over, there will be weekly gudcoins now.

>>10586039
Finally, a good fucking solution here
Based to the nth power

>shit what I have to actually do icky math in my cookie clicker now?
Just do it like Wall Street, it was your financial genius if you luck out and other niggers ruined your play if you get shit for christmas, easy.

>>10586277
>>10586277
Some mountains you will never beat.

Devchamas you better get those APIs running nicely so I can play with even more numbers.
Vol% (market share) is the new MPP

>>10586443
You fail to understand, my true goal was never the crown, but instead marrying Towa. While the crown was held, I was busying courting Towa. While he was climbing ranks, I was turning my hair purple. While he reached thousands more Towa coin than me, I had already become a korean girl. I've won the war I've been trying to fight. There is nothing that can stop me.

>>10586667
When is Towa learning Korean?

These changes are transcendently moronic. They do not address any of the existing problems with dividends and in fact create a new set of issues revolving around shitcoins being forced into being high-competition coins, at least until they get overbought and forced back into being shitcoins by sheer volume, except now they're ALSO overinflated. The dynamic of "I'll buy 5x of my Oshi to make her unappealing to divviecoiners" is an interesting one, but it's not worth the trade-off and frankly only people with huge % of share in their oshi AND a high amount of accessible liquid can even think to pull a stunt like that. I own 10% of Choco. Right now, somebody has to financially ruin themselves to catch up to me. Under the new system, if yfp decides he wants to cut in on my dividends, he's getting them, and what's worse is that under the new organization of divvies he'll WANT them.
So you've edged out oshicoiners. Cool. Fuck those guys. They pissed on the market. But what happens after all the shitcoins (which are now good) are oversaturated in volume? Well, according to the new system, they go down in dividend %. And the high-performers become the better dividend coins again. And those are oversaturated and the cycle repeats in an infinite spiral until we're getting $10 per Pekora share, thus killing dividends. Which may be the point: to gradually kill dividends.

That other anon was right. This new system literally makes timelooping a mechanic.

>>10586778
She starts learning a language whenever she tries to add someone to her harem, she's doing her Korean reps already and starting doing her English reps again.
Soon she will be an unstoppable force.

>>10586853
She'll never be able to speak English.

>>10586937

>>10586822

Okay hear me out here, what if instead of addressing the money problem from a divs perspective we instead do it by looking at the coins?
If you look at Towa right now she has a volume of 59,114 (we'll round it up to 60k) and a sell price of $17,600, if we were to completly remove Towa coin forever that would erase $1,056,000,000 from the market, boom, everything is fine now.
Go on, tell me how deleting Towa doesn't fix all of our problems.

>>10587202
just remove the coins depending on the number of oshimarks in the top 100. if your oshi has the least amount of oshimarks in the top 100, she will be deleted.

all of the economic changes were needless, the gacha alone has removed billions from the economy
they should have pushed that shit first and fixed the economy via gacha

>>10587202
>Remove Towa
You got a good point there anon

>>10587356
I have done nothing but roll gacha for three days.

>>10587356
This, if I don't get my Oshi's hat after Friday divs I'm literally quitting/selling 5x until I get it, no other measure has managed to erase so much money, I mean, erasing a top 50 player is erasing a shit load of money form the leaderboard after all, isn't it?

Devs should add the current div payout plus whatever that abject retardation they came up with is together and then divide by two.

>>10587356
>>10587474
This. I've moved up like 8 places just from a bunch of people tanking themselves rolling gacha.
Gacha ended up solving the problem of inflation arguably better than div nerfs did, at least in the short term.

>>10587474
>>10587650
can't stop won't stop son

>>10587714
why the fuck does Marine get THREE fucking hats
fucking biased devs

>>10587902
because she has three fucking hats

>>10587989
Yeah? And where is the stupid fucking cat hat for Aqua? Where's Rushia's Piyoko? Fubuki's VOID glasses? Korone's dog hoodie hat thingie? Towa's beret?

>>10585733
>[Deleted]

>>10586667
But isn't the crown holder Towa's wife? Wouldn't that make you just a concubine/mistress

>>10569350
>>10569928
>>10582306
>$4,881,000, Fubuki hat get, again
>41 hats in 20,741 pulls
$5,491,000, Matuli hat get
42 hats in 21,351 rolls.

>>10588172
Cut them out and give them to the devs. They've been asking forever.
>cat hat for Aqua
There is only ONE cat. Human nekomimi alt costumes are garbage.

>>10588362
This implies Towa doesn't have multiple wives, please keep up to date with your Towa wife lore.

>>10588372
no I mean the retarded squiggly cat she wears on her head, I don't know what it's called because I don't really watch Aqua

>>10588305

>>10588372
>$5,491,000, Matuli hat get
>42 hats in 21,351 rolls.
That was fast.
$5,591,000, THE HAT get
43 hats in 21,451 rolls
>Marine's Goth Hat is worth $2,990,000
Marine's Pirate Hat is worth $1,980,000
Alternatively, Marine's hats are worth $2,485,000 each
>>10588547
Oh, no idea.

>>10588591
>[Deleted]

Actually if we're discussing Korone hats, we NEED the Korone Kadomatsu.

Speaking about hats, hows your hat collection going?

>>10588543
A harem has always a hierarchy, a pecking order.

>>10588692
Hang on, all of this shit and they didn't add kadomatsu?

Korone's Kadomatsu should be an ultra rare (0.1% drop rate) but it's animated and big enough to cover the oshimark of whoever is unfortunate enough to be above you as it pistons up and down.

>>10588756
Towa loves all of those apart of harem equally. Towa doesn't play favorites.

>>10588792

>>10588782
Hat list;
AmeHat
AquaHat
BotanHat
CalliopeHat
FubukiHat
GuraHat
HaatoHat
InaEarsHat
InaHat
KanataHat
KiaraHat
MarineGothHat
MarineGyaruHat
MarineHat
MatsuriHat
MikoHat
MumeiHat
NeneHat
NoelHat
OkayuHat
PekoraHat
PolkaHat
RushiaBun
ShionHat
SoraHat
SuiseiHat
TowaHat
WatameHat

>>10588854

>>10588829
>Towa loves all of those apart of harem equally
I don't think so, Kenzoku-kun.

>>10588724
$4,970,000 spent, 11 hats. $451k per hat, slightly ahead of the 0.2% estimate.

Notice the dev bias? That's right, the devs gave Marine 3 (THREE) hats and Ina 2 (two!) hats.
And, if you scroll down the leaderboard to Honk, you'll notice he has a Marine hat. Coincidence? I think not.

>>10588902
I don't think Korone even got an item. Korone is unloved by the devs.

>>10588941
How do you think Towa acquires so many cute women without any of them getting uppity?

>>10589029
Just spend my 8000000th dollar on gacha today to get another pekora hat, 14 hats total which makes $571428.57 per hat.

Tupac please give me the miko hat I beg of you... I am about to take the gachaboard rank 1 and I still dont have it

>>10589185
I would if I could.
>Just spend my 8000000th dollar on gacha today to get another pekora hat, 14 hats total which makes $571428.57 per hat.
Do you remember what you'd spent on gacha before you started rolling for hats, and have I included any of your numbers in the rolling total?

>>10589164
They know who is nr.1

Petition to make items more valuable: clicking on them plays an associated sound clip.
I REALLY want to hear kiyababavowowowaowuvevuburidondududeeeh whenever I click on Aqua's Monster Energy.

>>10589281
I actually have my old amount spend on gacha saved on my old username since gachaboard doesnt store id's, I have not done any gacha on the emoji-fied username so the 8mill is what I spend just today

got the marine gyaru hat just now, pretty based

>>10589324
Nose...
Sio...

mikofag, dont go too far cause you're as close im getting to the suzy hat.

>>10589383
Neat. Now you have something that I will absolutely trade for Miko's bell/bow too. But you didn't reply to any of my earlier gacha odds posts, right?
>>10588657
>$5,591,000, THE HAT get
>43 hats in 21,451 rolls
+smiles $8,000,000 (8000 rolls jesas) 14 hats
57 hats in 29,451 rolls

>>10589545
I just got home from work so, no, I have not.


8440 rolls deep today, I have gotten 0 jebs, is jeb unobtainable now or is it just incredibly turbo rare, has anyone got any jebs today?

>>10589281
Havent given my numbers yet if you need, spent 1,750,000 for 4 hats

I'm financially ruined, I spent sweet fuck all on gacha...

>>10589463

attention future dumbass self, your last spend/get was $5,591,000, THE HAT get
>>10589633
>8440 rolls deep today
We'll go with that and add the gyaru hat too.
58 hats in 29,891 rolls
>>10589659
>spent 1,750,000 for 4 hats
The more the merrier.
62 hats in 31,641 rolls

>Computer problems for the last couple of days
>Completely slept on Nacho

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>10589545
Also speaking of the miko's bell/bow i hope the devs add her casual outfit hat its absolutely lovely ill spend 50 million for it if i have to

Hot off the presses and I should be sleeping but was playing vidya instead. So here you go and will be after this post
https://pastebin.com/84uEuNcE

>>10588172
>NEKO hat
I would financially ruin myself for that
If I had any liquid in the first place

>>10589897
oops

>>10588172
There's a dude on the floor literally asking for missing hats. Provide GOOD images for them and you SHALL receive. Up to honk to implement them.

>>10582329
You still haven't decided where our date will be, there's a nice Brazilian steakhouse on the other side of town or cheesecake factory.

>>10587989
Take a wild guess WHY she does.
now remember who made all these hats. You can't run.

>>10590075
I'd be down for some churrasco with you, anon!

>>10589508
Don't worry it's slowly going up on it's own thanks to richfag tugboats buying the dips.

>>10590075
alternatively, I'd be down for some deep dish pizza, I've never tried it before...

>>10589870
been wondering why her elite beret didn't show up.
>>10589986
holy hell she's even dumber than I remember.
>>10590114
>now remember who made all these hats
hey, I cut one of them!

>>10590075
>>10590135
Stop being faggots for a day

>>10590275
>still pulling new IPs out of his ass
do you realize how much MPP-chad shitposting you could've done with these powers? I thought you'd have figured it out by now

Alright since im running short on money now I had way over 11 million in the morning, its almost under 2 million now... I'll provide some gacha stats on new items and hats after 9001 rolls.

Noel's ASMR Mic: 26
Botan's Bomb: 14
Reine's Air Fryer: 8
IRySoda: 11
Sora's Microphone: 15
Nabi's Pen: 11
Okayu's Onigiri: 12
Fubuki's Burger: 7
Towa's Webcam: 12
Matsuri's Bandaids: 11
Ollie's Buns: 9
Hats: 15 unique, 18 total
Bonus:
Times I got nothing from a 10x roll: 1 (my 801st 10x roll was the one I got nothing on)
Jeb_: 0 no really, 0 jebs after over 9000 rolls, did it get removed from the pool?

>>10590275
do you have any nice places to eat near you, inspector-san?

>>10589876
thanks, you are the best

attention future dumbass self, your last spend/get was $5,591,000, THE HAT get
>>10590343
>9001 rolls
>Hats: 15 unique, 18 total
65 hats in 32,202 rolls

>>10590343
how many zenloss miko did you get

>>10590327
First time posting in this thread but yeah still pulling new ips, I also think I found out why. My internet has been dead for almost 2 days so I'm running my machine on a hotspot from my phone. Maybe that's why I keep pulling new ips from my ass.
didn't think about mpp gigachad posting because how I'm gonna say >enters the thread if it looks like I'm actually entering the thread

Oh, btw.
Do you know the fattest coin who almost nobody touches?
[Spoiler]The Haaton 5 will profit greatly from these changes[/spoiler]

>>10590643
>spoiler
that's the entire fucking point

>>10590683
I will not buy Haachma

>>10590522
I forgot the starting number but I think I was at about 6 or 7, its 19 now. I should've screenshotted my inventory before I started rolling, I would list every item from the first set if I did so... I will make sure to do it when we get a third set of items

>>10590683
nice spoiler bro

>>10590694
Yeah I know, but I won't piss you guys off if I use a new ip
>>10590395
Depends on what do you want fag

>>10590811

>>10590243
There's a good deep dish spot about a 25 minute drive! Divegrass will end around 4, pick you up by 5:30?

>>10590833
If it's not in Chicago it's not good deep dish.

>googles deep dish pizza
Holy shit that looks unhealthy as fuck

>>10590917
Go back spaget, you can never unsee that blasphemy!

>41 Koishi's Hat Friend
>Hatlet
SAD.

>>10590879
Listen, texas is better known for it's barbecue, not pizza. But femtako wants to try it so I'll try it

>>10591039
he's a jeblet too

>>10591071
Texas? You treat that femtako to a nice gigantic beef rib, ya hear?

/nasfaqg/ inclining.

>>10584182

>marine fucked
>kill market
what have I done

>>10589986
Chotto Saa, Ano Saa, Maji Saa, honto suki Aqua saa...

>>10591400
>towa need
>towa yes
>towa daily
A lackluster performance for Towa today, however due to the arrival of hats I will excuse it.

>>10591533
>stop towa

dw once they add the Auction House/trading I have a bunch of spare Jebs to offload. You'll get yours.

>>10591071
I love barbecue, anon! I haven't been able to go to one for a while due to covid restrictions, though...

>>10590917
love me a good 'go 'za

>>10591573
No stop to Towa. #1 vtuber soon.

>enters thread
>mpp is useless
>exits thread

>re-enters thread
>spreadsheets are for faggots
>leaves thread

>>10591897
>>10591943
where is the usual cunnypost, faggot

>>10592008
Investigator is the one who usually does but that
s not him, that's handegg

>>10591085
Hat in the name, step up yer game

>>10589813
I lost out on the IPO and hat craze as well because my GPU fucking EXPLODED, feels terrible right?
Luckily I got my oshi's hat in around $500,000 so uh, I'm still winning!

>>10592050
No, it's always me pulling new ips from my ass.
>>10592008
https://files.catbox.moe/spm84c.jpg
Take this and fuck off

>>10592262
>be poorfag
>roll 60k of my 73k remaining liquid
>get my oshis hat, possibly the first hat to drop for anyone
I hate gachas but I'd be good at them if I gave a fuck

>>10591613
I will beat you with a steel bat until I break every appendage you have takodachi.

>>10592414
Go home josei

>>10592414
Don't fucking bully femtako
Only beating he'll get will be me beating his prostate up

https://streamable.com/7xq382

How will Tako keks ever cope?

>>10592650
how is ina so flat

>>10592414
josei...

>>10592554
i was expecting more barbecue and cuddling-type stuff, but sure anon, I'll let you do it

Can you not be less obvious josei?

>>10592762
josei likes the attention and feels bad everyone wants femtako more than them even though josei was the first real cute girl here

>>10592650
holy shit ina
still a gosling though

>>10591897
>>10591943
based.

can you lovebirds just fucking exchange your discords or whatever and go away please?

>>10592860
I love when ina gets sassy like that, I wish she'd do it more. She really cares about her friends

>>10592650
EN was a mistake.

>>10592762
im TRYING. shutup.
and its Joe, inb4 tampa posts that soundpost

>>10592992
>
you would like that huh

>>10592992
>im TRYING. shutup
>proceeds to make it even easier to tell it's him

>>10592760
We'll do both! I'll need to go to cavenders and get a new hat, but I got my boots shined and my ariat shirt ironed!
>I actually do need to get a new hat, 7 1/2 ain't cutting it anymore. and now I want barbeque FUCK

>>10593022
>>10593024
>they fell for priestess larping as Josei
ngmi

josei that soundpost exist because your ARE actually fucking annoying with the ME ME ME, stop

>>10593062
sure, I'll put on my most oversized hoodie and wait for you to pick me up
same man, I'm actually getting hungry and it's past 2am here... just gonna sleep it off

Why the fuck do I have a yellow card

I NEED a Korean gf, non-negotiable.

>>10593212
your crimes will not go unnoticed

>>10593264
What crimes? What did I do?

>>10593069
Priestess isn't browsing the thread right now
That's right I know your schedule!

>>10593223
You can watch Towa's korean high school girlfriend instead. She also happens to be grooming Towa as well.

>>10593223
we all do

>>10592984
More like Ina was a mistake

>>10592887
Here the invite link to our love nest. You are free to join us.
https://discord.gg/JPtemEzq

>we're in the femboy grooming arc of the NASFAQ threads
Sigh... time for another boytoy.

>>10593195
Go to sleep, erp later
I'll tone it down now for everyone's sake, take this cool photo I took earlier as payment

>irl pics
you are crossing the line, step it down

>10593556
Why do you dox yourself? The inside of the building is cool though, but now I know where you fucking are.

>>10593223
>Tower was actually Towa herself doing English reps.

>>10593556
>Modern 'architecture'
This isn't payment, it's painment...

>>10593162
not my fault you schizos recognize me on an anonymous Argentinian fishing forum

>>10593871
>it's not my fault if you guys recognize a fucking museum
Kys faggot, bussy has gotten to your head

honk, devs, can you please give me Rushia's bun?

>>10594237
You have to donate the same amount on their ko-fi for them to do it

>>10593418
I am not clicking that shit

Wednesdays and Thursdays are latebubbles
$10,106.36

>>10594670
Do it. You know you want to. 2 people already did.

>>10594725
people actually join even after seeing the name?

>>10594725
and let the silent observer write down my username? I think not
you probably don't even post there, you're just there to catch us out. I know your games!

AAAAAAAA THE SITE *ACTUALLY* LOGGED ME OUT

>>10594759
Ye. And it is pretty funny to see them leaving like after a minute. Without knowing that their username is still visible and that people can see the servers they share

>>10594883
It's the simplest traps that works

>>10594883
what's the point of that though? it's not like it's a huge information leak, so what if they can message you or see which large server you're in

>>10594955
Anon, I already have all your banking information...

>>10594979
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
but do you have my nasfaq information?

Fucking hell. I fell asleep for two hours, GPU wouldn't wake up, thought I'd missed cycles or something, got the computer back on and zhonkbot was running all along in the display-less void.

>>10594952
Priestess please stop phoneposting while in bed I'm trying to sleep

>>10594979
Have fun spending those 0.73 cents

>>10594883
It's fucking Discord. I assume it's leaking everything anyway. Why would I care if you anons can send me messages?

>>10594955
I can see you in all the hololive discords that you share and then look up all your cringe posts and laugh at you

>>10594883
>>10595061
Want a bedtime story? I was once trying to troubleshoot the game of someone on a discord server. I asked for his GPU model, but he absolutely refused to tell me what it was because "hackers are pretty clever theses days, I want to stay safe"
...discordites aren't the cleverest people

>>10595153
>He thinks I use public discords
How low are your expectations for people in this thr- ah

>>10595171
You already told me this 3 weeks ago priestess now please stop phoneposting, the brightness of your phone screen doesn't let me sleep

>enters thread
>MPP stands for Marine's Pirate Puggaree
>>10592050
stop calling me that, faggot
>>10592992
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
>exits thread

>>10595284
The brightness on my phone?
Investigator I'm on the train right now, who is in your bed?!

>>10595171
Hey Priestess, fix my computer. I was playing gape sex legends the other day and the PC shut down with funny shapes and hues all over the place. Since then it doesn't get past logging into windows, sometimes it freezes/crashes even earlier.

>>10595305
Hi tupac, where is the cunny post?

Here's the water, if you want to drink, you are free to do so.

>>10595427
Not Priestess, but it sounds like you have corrupted RAM or VRAM.

>>10595511
lets fucking gooooo Towa coin the best coin in the game at the top babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>10595427
That sounds like your GPU dying friend. Do you have an onboard or a spare GPU you can use to test?

>>10595529
My computer runs in safe mode, does this eliminate the RAM problem?

>>10595589
if you have any sort of hardware failure, running software in "safe mode" will most likely not do anything

>>10595555
Someone managed to lend me a nvidia 650 to test, it wasn't even compatible with the motherboard. Can you relly beleve that? Clown world I tell you, clown world

OpenVPN won't connect to my ma's place, I didn't even get a new IP...
>>10595467
MPP chad already told you the cunny-poster isn't me. It's easier for me to render some in MMD than find some and send it to you.
>>10595589
System RAM being the issue would likely still crash in Safe Mode. Safe Mode doesn't load your GPU drivers. What kind of graphics card do you have, and do you have an Intel CPU? If yes to the latter, unplug the GPU, plug into your onboard GPU output.

>>10595589
>Runs in Safe Mode
That would mean it's probably your GPU. Unplug your GPU and see if that helps.

>>10595646
Not true for some GPU failures - Safe Mode in Windows loads them up in 2D mode. You don't use Windows on bare metal anymore, it can be forgiven.
>>10595654
A GTX650 is old enough that its VBIOS likely requires CSM enabled in your UEFI settings. A lot of newer motherboards make it exceptionally difficult to get a "Legacy BIOS" VBIOS to POST. Without knowing your exact motherboard model, I can't tell you what setting to change.

>>10595646
No, I don't even get past startup without a freeze/potential visual artefacts/inevitable shutdown in a loop.
>>10595657
>>10595668
>>10595728
1080 Ti here, it's my precious baby in this shortage crisis. The problem is, I don't think I have anything to connect my monitor to my motherboard without the GPU. I looked for some kind of output on the board, but alas there was nothing.

>>10591400
>add items dumb

>>10595811
I thought Intel had GPU outputs on all of their Z series chipsets? Knowing the GPU doesn't really matter, if it's broken, it's broken. Motherboard model is more helpful here.

>>10595811
ur fucked then. I've had dead GPUs and they do pretty much that, display weird shit and crash. If you're really desperate you can try someone who can do board repairs, maybe you're lucky and it's one of the simpler components failing. Otherwise you'll have to get in line for a new gpu...

Large image ahead
Top 66 going against the current trend

>>10595657
>I didn't even get a new IP...
Disgusting

>>10596061
He lives!

>>10596061
>Buying friend is going against the trend
sad

>>10596085
Dogeza.

>>10595378
Priestess I have been sitting besides you for the entire ride, stop ignoring me please.
>>10596226
Still a faggot

>>10596476
That's not me investigator!
Call the cops right now, but don't make it obvious so it doesn't notice

/nasfaq/g/. We are the swiss army knife of threads.
/vt/, /soc/, /ck/, /fit/, /jp/, /sci/, and now /g/. did I miss any? I feel like there's more.

>>10596572
missing /y/

>>10596141
its quite close, top 66 bought 180 and sold 189 some kind of indicator might be useful
>>10596099
Did i miss something?

>>10595904
MEG Z490 UNIFY, gave it a good look up online and found that they assumed, since it was a high-end board, that it wouldn't be used without a GPU. Those fuckers.
>>10595908
I looked online, a 3060 Ti is like $700-800, it's genuinely insane. I was thinking maybe a 3070 Ti would be in my price range given its release price, but those fucking scalpers are gonna scalp my sanity with their prices, let alone my wallet. Thank you for reassuring me that I'm fucked, though. I can't keep being half-minded about buying a new GPU forever.

>>10596572
Missing /y/ and /biz/, the two obvious ones...

>>10596572
how the fuck could I forget /lgbt/. onegai, nasfags.
>>10596580
I guess this is more appropriate

>>10593660
>Ooh I doxxed myself
I drive around the the dfw metroplex for my job. Putting a photo of a museum that I don't see often doesn't narrow down where I'm at to a worrying degree
>I also "doxxed" myself a few threads ago anyway, I'm not concerned

>>10596606
>I forgot /biz/
Just fucking end me now.
and I guess /vg/ too

>>10596061
I fucking sold IryS like an idiot and lost ~$3000 because I was talking to a colleague

>>10596537
Why? At worst he'll take the 5 bucks I have with me, at best he'll give me something you can't priestess

>>10596572
/vt/ is a microcosm of 4chan, and /nasfaqg/ is an even smaller microcosm of 4chan

>>10596572
You forgot >>>/3/ as well
This feels naughty for some reason.

>>10596985
>user perspective
>(1) gigachad

>>10596603
What's sad is that even something like an RX550 (shite, good for hardware transcoding video and 720p gaming, little else) costs more than a 1080 Ti should given the latter's age.
>>10597018
You should be able to figure out where I'm headed with it.

>>10596603
talk to me on the aggie

I have come again to beg for Natoricoins, Meacoins, Patocoins, and Rinomiyacoins.

>>10597246
>not her elite panties
Tupac...

>>10597372
Her official MMD comes with spats, not panties. Find a model with pantsu and I'll swap it.
spats hate

>>10597407
I will not forgive Cover for the addition of spats to every girl. Spats are good in low amounts but if you add it to everybody, nobody is happy.

>>10597450
well said

>>10597407
>>10597450
SPATS HATE

>>10597450
Then go watch Kson or Vshojo. They're entertainers, not whores.

>>10598032
the amount of uncultured bullshit I will tolerate to read is reached with this post you ultimate plebeian.
it's better when I DON'T see it MOST of the time, have you no concept of tasteful erotic?

>>10598032
the beauty comes with its rarity, you faggot.

>>10598032
>Dumb coomer with no concept of scarcity.
>Thinks panty shots are content.
I'm not saying Coco/Kson don't have personality, but you can't get by on sex appeal alone. There's a reason Mio is considered one of the most powerfully erotic Holos.

>>10598301
and I need to end her menopause AAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>10598382
You will not be able to end her menopause emiya shirou

>>10598658
Kill yourself Fatenigger

>>10598658

>>10597515
hey look, it's you
>>10598032
take that back or MPP is a giant Coco giganigger instead

Nasfaq is inclining bros...

>>10598301
>There's a reason Mio is considered one of the most powerfully erotic Holos.
>>10407332

>more than twenty IPs are all mine
Now I can say I'm half the thread, fuck you mikofag

>>10599891
sponsored by cypher's thinkpad

>>10599987
I have no idea if this can even be worked in for PES.

Reminder

>>10601305
>Asian
Please tell me she isn’t a chink

>>10601305
Can confirm, takos will treat you real nice

>>10601349
It's a jap

>>10601495
>it
Ina is a tranny?

>>10601521
we're talking about femtako, not the real ina

>>10601521
It's a he

>>10601521
its an ideal girlfriend (male), it says in the picture

BIG PLANS has abandoned us.

>>10602261
That faggot took the money and ran away

Inaschizo priestess isnt a gorl nor Japanese. It's a SEAnigger

>>10602323
>New Ip 64
investigator...

Please let the reflection of multiple worlds end...

>>10602392
I'm honestly more amazed that your mobile carrier cycles you through public IPs that quickly.

>>10602311
He has the posed .blend file now. If MPP isn't gliding around the pitch as Mikochad on a ThinkPad this weekend then take it up with him.

>>10602477
It probably has something to do with my hotspot turning on and off because of shitty signal but don't quote me on that
>>10602372
Not me

Devchamas are you fucking kidding me with this shit
Alphabet reps, NOW.

>>10602861
they're not alphabetically sorted anon...

>>10602888
They are, though? The only exception is Luna, and that's only because she's listed as "himemoriluna" and thus goes in with the Hs.
Only Nana/Nabi were consistently swapped for no reason, and now Nacho's in there too.

>>10602861
trying to click that fucking thumbnail made me irreasonably mad

>>10603080
>irreasonably

>>10602961
Ask yourself: why would they go through the effort of sorting coins before sending them the data to your client? It'd be completely wasted processing. They're in whatever order they happen to be on the server. For things like your wallet for example, they're in the "order" you first bought the coin, but they're not "sorted", they just happened to be added one by one that way

>>10603154
unreasonably?
fix "your" fucking language already holy shit

>>10596603
Now that we hit bump limit, I never told you where to go poking around in your UEFI settings to try and get that GTX650 to boot. I'm not quite sure where MSI would hide it, their documentation explains all of the overclocking submenus but none of the other ones.

1. With your 1080Ti still installed, enter setup.
2. Switch to "Advanced Mode".
3. Save your current UEFI settings to an "OC Profile" - I cannot be certain that it will save anything other than overclocking specific ones. The reason being if you fuck something up and can't boot, you will need to reset the CMOS. Your motherboard has a button on the rear I/O panel for it.
4. I would check "Boot" settings first, and then maybe the "PCIe" settings. You want to find an option that talks about "Video BIOS" "GPU BIOS" "GPU CSM" "GPU Option ROM" - anything like that. Make sure it's set to Legacy/Legacy First/CSM/CSM First/BIOS/BIOS First there are too many variations they could be using.
5. Hit F10 to save your changes and exit.
6. Turn it off.
7. Install the GTX650.
8. Use whichever video output is FARTHEST AWAY from the screw hole at the "top" of the slot, and closest to the top of the motherboard. That's usually the primary one. If it's an output your monitor doesn't support, use the next closest one.
9. Try and boot.

If you can't get an image, put your 1080 Ti back in, reset the CMOS, and try some other combination of Boot/PCIe UEFI settings.

>>10603205
Now now, don't be irresponsible with your unreasonable demands. It is simply unfeasible to just "change" a language, regardless, the English language may be irregular, but that is something you will have to deal with, you unremarkable cretin.

Making OC for the new OP.
Post requests.

>>10603357
Mutant of Towa and Kanata like picrel.

>>10603357
Lamy water

>>10603357
You make it, you get to decide.

The Wallet Analyzer is updated to show nachoneko. I adjusted the scale used to rate how good your dividends were because I can't be arsed to figure this out and how to not make it read "FALSE"
>=IF(ISERROR(IF($M$7>$P$7, $Q$7, IF($M$7>$P$6, $Q$6, IF($M$7>$P$5, $Q$5, IF($M$7>$P$4,$Q$4, IF($M$7>$P$3,$Q$3)))))), "N/A", IF($M$7>$P$7, $Q$7, IF($M$7>$P$6, $Q$6, IF($M$7>$P$5, $Q$5, IF($M$7>$P$4,$Q$4, IF(AND($M$7>$P$3), $Q$3))))))

>>10603357
Reflection of multiple worlds

>>10603295
ach komm halt's Maul

Is nasfaq down again? my trades arent pushing through

>>10603626
for a quick fix you could also manually change the numbers in the ratings to half of what they were

>>10603626
>>10603832
>sheets gets updated
>server goes down
pottery

>>10603832
same

>>10603901
It's a wallet sheet, not a trader.
>>10603866
I just slid the scale down to 5%. Anything less than 25% isn't "BIG FAT" anyways.

zhonkbot checked out long before I started editing the sheet.

>>10603984
sure but the scaling tells me 15 is the new 30 so

>hour 19 in a dying thread

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>10604606
>19:00:00

I need to practice this
>>10604606
>01:00:00

>>10604606
>19:00:00

>>10604300
for your dubs

>>10604704
Redid mine just now

Good evening, lads

Are your zhonkbots still kill?

Gigachad is a bit too detailed. Just a bit.
>>10604941
Yep.

>>10604941
yeah nobody can trade

>>10603231
...I'm gonna need a bigger brain
I don't have the 650 right now, I gotta ask my friend to ask his friend to take the graphics card out of his PC again, no way that's happening at this hour. Thank you for the help though, that must have been a lot of effort. I'll try and see if this works tomorrow.

Is nasfaq kill? Do I finally have my life back?

>>10604606
>00:00:00
NASFAQ IS SAVED ONCE AGAIN

>>10605144
o7. There's a chance it might not support cards that old at all, or worse yet, does support them, but only when Legacy boot in its entirety is enabled. Meaning a UEFI install of Windows won't boot at all, only an older MBR/BIOS style one.

>>10605144
You can take screenshots by the way, as long as you have a flash drive plugged in. If you can get screenshots of your "Boot" and "PCIe" sub-menus I might be able to tell you if it will work before you get the card.

>>10605258
This will only serve the purpose of testing whether the graphics card is the issue, sadly it will probably end with me needing a new one anyway. On the slim chance that it isn't the issue, it'll probably be the power supply. I doubt it's the board or regular RAM, since I bought both of those a little before Christmas. If it is, screw the companies that sold them to me.
>>10605383
Don't currently have a flash drive, was planning to buy one so I could save my files before doing a completely clean reinstall of windows. And yeah, probably won't fix it. But you know the solution can be some real fuckin out-there voodoo that doesn't make sense.

>>10605556
I'd lend you this spare Radeon for troubleshooting if I could Anon...
I have had a failing PSU act like a dead GPU once before. Wasn't too hard to figure it out because while I was rebooting, reseating the GPU, checking with the integrated graphics instead, etc. it gave me a nice fireworks show out of the rear vents.