/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Reposting for anyone Kronie that wants to step up to be a soundpost creator.

If you want to make soundposts.
1. Install any userscript add-on. Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey, Violentmonkey, Retardmonkey. I don't know what people recommend these days.
2. Install this userscript: https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player/releases -
3. Optional: Install 4chanx already. https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
4. Refresh the page.

For making soundposts, remember that 4chan normally doesn't allow sound files, the way you get around that is separate the sound and image/video files. if you're doing a webm, make a copy of it and then have it be the sound only. Upload the sound to a third party site like https://www.catbox.moe/.. Then you need to run it through the URL encoder in 4chan sound. (you'll find it in tools.) Then you just paste the encoded URL into the file name of the image/video file you're using and include anything else you see. An example of that is the file in this thread, ala [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fqw0u07.mp3].
Make sense?
If you need help editing Webms, use Webms for Retards.
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

my legs hurt...

>>10602038

>Late again?

Itadaki Seieki but it's IRyS

>>10602081
OL will be Kronii's next outfit.

>>10602081

https://twitter.com/AdarinSinner/status/1443311819699851264?s=20

>>10602081
>>10602135
OL KRONII SEEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX

OL Kronii thread now

>>10602118
I hope she gets something stupidly chuuni

Anyone got any tips for dealing with a freshly-impregnated Korean girl with a Minecraft addiction that may or may not moonlight as a vtuber? haha

>>10602301
there needs to be more

>>10602301
>>10602490
Stop buttoning her shirt up all the way, you tremendous faggots.

>>10602564
Kronii is not a whore

>>10602564
Kronii is a professional who only unbuttons her shirt for me, her husband, when she comes home from bossing around wageslave Kronies.

Kronies doko?

Finally... I am the last Kronie. And now I will be the last writefag.

>>10602911
catching up on brrat minecraft VoDs

Kronii let us in

what happens when she lets us in

When will Kronii collab with Coco?

>>10603355
maybe next week

>>10603355
anon, I...

>>10603355
maybe after mamaloni comes back, anon

>>10603402
thanks for the milestone, anon

>>10603273
https://files.catbox.moe/fe0693.mp3

Kronii is awake and just retweeted, so no repeat of yesterday.

>>10603507
KRONII WITH GLASSES KRONII WITH GLASSES KRONII WITH GLASSES KRONII WITH GLASSES KRONII WITH GLASSES KRONII WITH GLASSES HELP I'M ABOUT T O

Kronii and Ban Hada collab when?

>>10603531

I finally realized, I have always been the last Kronie. You're all my schizo delusions. I've been filling threads full of content all by myself. Kronii's chat all by myself. Now I just have to never take my meds and I'll always be the last Kronie.

>>10602135
>"Alright people, that's it for the day. You've all earned an early break." You hear a choir of exhaling sighs of reliefs and muted cheers. your voice counted among their number.
>The boss didn't come to work today, and your senpai Ouro Kronii took over. Everyone just finished a particularly hectic project, judging by how happy the boss was it looked like it went off without a hitch.
>"Except you anon, I need to see you in the meeting room in 10 minutes. I need to review your performance so far." Your brow is raised at this sudden summoning. Your colleagues giving you looks of sympathy. If only they knew.
>You did as she asked, entering the boarding room. The blinds were all pulled down. She was waiting there, leaning against the edge of the long table.
>She wore a gun-grey office jacket, underneath a striped grey and black blouse. A color matched pencil skirt around her waist, and affixed in place by a belt. She wore nylon stockings that accentuated her graceful legs that ended with feet protected by close toe high heels.
>She looked at you impatiently, waiting for you to take a seat. You sit your ass down on the swivel chair, pulling it closer to the table next to her. You tart tapping your palms of the synthetic wood, waiting for her to do anything.
>You uncrosses her arms, walking towards the panel that handled the heating. She turned off the aircon.
>She then returned, sitting on top of the table, scuttling over so that you had a nice view of her stomach between your arms. You just stare up at her, her lapis lazuli eyes just staring in disapporval. Her stern face morphs into pouting annoyance.
>"Anon...can't you see I'm heating up? Her face was getting flushed, without the aircon the temperature was heating up.
>You got her meaning.
>You push her hands against the armrests, standing up.
>You fingers move towards her collar, you slowly and methodically unclasp the buttons slowly. When you undo the fourth row her bound breasts spill out, covered by a lacy black bra. You can see the droplets of sweat on the top of her mounds of bountiful flesh.
>She bites her lower lip, blushing intensely. She hated doing this kind of stuff in the workplace in fear of getting caught, but seeing as how you were the only ones here she seemed to have found some courage.
>You lovingly caress her breasts, cupping them in your hand as if you were measuring their heft.
>Your wet and cold lips start kissing them, your fingers squeezing.
>Kronii's hands are ruffling your hair, you can hear her whispered groans of pleasure as you tenderly smooch on her udders.
>You can feel her pantyhouse covered thighs wrapping around your hips, your covered crotches touching one another.
>You need to fight against your own libido, you weren't gonna let yourself get a boner.
>This was the extent of what you'd do her in the workplace, just playful touching and raunchy kissing. Kronii would never allow outright penetration of any kind here. She was just too much of a professional.
>You didn't mind, you loved showering her with any kind of affection and she appreciated you for it.
>Besides, you were going to fuck her brains out when you went to her apartment in the evening anyway.

If you're not an Hour can you even call yourself a Kronie?

>>10603694
can't believe this whore has a 25 USD tier

>>10603759
Exactly, stupid bitch where's the 100$ tier?

>>10603597
I am so wet right now

>>10603759
ONE VOD
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I MEMBERED KRONII FOR NO STREAMS TO WATCH

>>10602564
>"Anon, where is the report for today?"
>Your busty supervisor looms over your desk, she isn't seemingly in the mood for small talk.
>"I'm just writing it up" you wring your collar and loosen your tie slightly, she always made you feel some kind of way when she was around
>"Let me see" Her heels clack on the floor as she comes around the desk. She bends over to look at your progress, the sweet scent of her perfume made your pulse quicken. She brushed one of her bangs behind her ear and her face was dangerously close to yours.
>*ping* *plop*
>"What was that?" You wonder aloud
>Kronii's face began to rapidly change to a bright red, she moved up and clutched her shirt, alot of the tension had slackened from around her chest.
>"N-nothing" she stammers and averts your wandering gaze.
>You "hmm" in response, taking a hearty swig of your tepid coffee. All of a sudden, you start to choke, something is stuck in your throat.
>Kronii lets go of her shirt and slams you on the back, a black button flies from your mouth.
>Flabbergasted, you turn to face Kronii, still patting your back as you coughed some more.
>"Your butto-"
>You drop your spaghetti there and then, you can see through her open shirt; a velvet, lacy black bra holding her perfectly shaped, giant tits.
>"Anon, lets get some water" Kronii quickly escorts you out of the office space and into an empty communal kitchen.
>The entire time your mind was transfixed on your supervisor. She was a smokeshow for sure but you didn't realise how much she had made your heart race in the past few minutes, even if she did almost inadvertently killed you.
>She pours a glass of water and hands it over, sheepishly looking away from you as you stared at her chest. She wasn't hiding the large open space in her shirt from you.
>"Kronii, do you have an embroidery set at home?"
>"No..."
>"Have you ever repaired a button?"
>"No..."
>"Can you even thread a needle?!"
>Kronii taps a heel against the ground and looks down in shame.
>Good grief this woman.
>"When we get off shift, would you like to come round to mine? I have a repair kit"
>Kronii nodded, a little more eagerly than you expected.
>"I'm going to my office, come by when you leave" Kronii sounded more confident now, a little sultry too. Her chest was puffed out in your direction, it took an immense amount of self-restraint to not look at her perfect mammeries.
>"You're still on the clock, Anon, tick-tock" Kronii snickered as she sauntered out of the kitchen to her office, glancing around at you one last time and winking before leaving.
>You never felt more motivated to finish work than in that moment.
t.fluffanon

>>10603646
Since we're probably never going to get OL Kronii porn art, I'll do the next best thing and just make it in shitty Koikatsu I guess...

>>10603455
KRONII LET ME IN I'LL SAVE YOU

>>10603646
Very nice, goslingbro!

>>10603819
I want her to never upload a members only VOD as a small Findom play.

>>10603646
SEX
E
X

>>10603848
Sexy AND cute. Thank you anon

Never been to Canada. Ithought it is chill and below 20C atm.
Why does Kronii have to use fan ?
Is she the type easily get sweaty ?

>>10603848
thank you fluffanon. i am enjoying this OL Kronii arc.

>>10604066
If her computer is shit (and it has proven to be so) then it can be a very effective space heater. That and her parents could have the heat way up in the house

>>10604066
>Is she the type easily get sweaty ?
I M A G I N E

>>10604066
Because her PC is always close to flash point.
It will self combust in any second.

>>10604066
She also says she sleeps naked and doesn't bundle up, so I figure she must just keep the heat on all the time.

>>10604333
>sweaty naked Kronii

>>10604066
She probably keeps the heater on and/or her computer generates a lot of heat. It's autumn now so temperatures are starting to drop
t. canuck

>>10604333
UWAAAA
SWEATY KRONII SEEEEEEEX

>>10604333
>She also says she sleeps naked
Why do retards take her saying she doesn't fully wrap herself in a blanket when she sleeps to mean she sleeps naked?

>>10604443
That's how rrats are made.
Here, have a cute rat.

>>10604443
The rrat that Kronii sleeps naked is a good rrat that is difficult to dislike

>>10604479
That's a really cute 鼠 you have there

>>10604479
Why is that rrat so retarded? At least Kronii wasn't online at the time she or us can't be blamed for what happened this time.

>>10604523
Chaos brain smol prease undastandu
She’s retarded from Kronii raping her constantly

>Kronii berating you in Korean
>Baelz teasing you in Cantonese

Only an hour left for Kronii... ngmi...

>>10604479
I want to make baby rrats with this brrat!

>>10604694
boom boom

>>10604887
sex

Kronii has some explaining to do.

>>10605057

I was told that Takeshiposting was dead. This is something I cannot accept. Takeshi is an inspiration, a shining example of what we should all aspire to be. He isn’t just a man who is down catastrophically, biblically bad; he is a feeling in your heart. He is the primal scream in your soul when you see Kroni look you in the eye and bounce her massive milkers just enough that your dick involuntarily jumps. He is determination to transcend his mortal bonds and become the act he treasures most… and he’s right beneath this post. Welcome him, brothers.

>>10605057
Why does this image imply her brown skirt broke?

Being forcefully broken by Kronii’s big meaty clock!

>>10605057
Which council member would be the best mother?

>>10605188
To go with the generic answer Fauna is already the Team Mom.

>>10605188
Fauna

>>10605057
birb ate too much rice?

>>10605178
HE LIVES! THE MESSIAH COMETH (ALL OVER THE WALLS AND FLOOR)

>>10605224
Don't birds die if they eat rice?

>>10605188
green lamy

>>10605246
Anon...it's a grain like corn...

>>10605246
I was thinking this too

>>10605189

>>10604333
Imagine the heat radiating from her.

>>10605188
We've been through this many times before.
Fauna is the best overall.
Baelz is the best from a volume perspective, being able to have the most kids thanks to a rat's short gestational period.
Sana is probably the best with kids, being good at handling them, and her tits are huge so breastfeding is easy.
Mumei is best at teaching, but not for having a whole bunch of kids. Low Mom Power.
Kronii is capable of accelerating a pregnancy or a child's age with her time-powers to skip past troublesome periods in the kid's development, which is nice, but she doesn't have a lot of Mom Power.

>>10605246
That's an urban legend. It's a grain, of course birds can eat it.

>>10605246
anon I've been feeding my coop of chickens and pigeons rice grains for years and they haven't dropped dead.

>>10605269
But does corn swell when you eat it dry?

>>10605287
>Kronii won't keep you warm with her body heat in a cold night
why even live.......

>>10605269
reading on it, is a rumor
>According to Snopes.com, the rumor was perpetuated in a 1996 Ann Landers column.

>>10605188
>Fauna
Caring mom
>Sana
Cool mom
>Mumei
Retard mom you have to take care of
>Bae
Embarrassing mom
>Kronii
Depressed wino mom

>>10605382
This is why Kronii doesn't do love or want children...

>>10605382
the real question here is which one is into incest

>>10605382
Incest shota fics doko?

Kronii love!

>>10605300
Kronii is like Bayonetta: she has no interest whatsoever in children, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t like making them.

I unironically thought the Holos were talking about Splatoon when they said "Squid Game" but apparently it's actually a Korean TV show.

>>10605382
>Kronii
Strict, depressed mom that you resent but years after her death you realize how much she really loved you and the pain she went through to raise you. You cry at her grave at the anniversary of her death.

>>10605488
my kind of girl

Is it only Mori's channel again or do we have a POV for everyone?

>>10605540
Mori's only it seems

>>10605519
how did she die?

>>10605510
I think Ollie literally made that joke in a tweet.

>>10605587
Death from overwork

Short-ish sequel to the blackmail fic from the other day.
Part 2) tags - (same as part 1 - futa x male, Kronii and Fauna, blackmail, domination loss, filming, blowjob, dick cleaning)

>”Ooh, so you went the full fap material angle, huh? Cute, glad you followed my advice *giggle*”
>”Okay anon, how much do you know about kirins?”
>you reply you’ve seen them in Monster Hunter and mythology and that they’re a bit like horses
>”Uwaah, close enough…now then”
>she lifts her skirt to expose a lack of panties and a gigantic, throbbing horsecock
>how the fuck did she hide that?
>you try to scurry away, but Kronii stops you and forces you back onto your knees
>Fauna then slaps you on the cheek, harshly, which stings badly
>”Rude, lewd, naughty anon. Unless you want everyone to know about this, you have to suck me off just like you did with Kronii”
>”It’ll fit, if that’s what you’re worried about, your jaw’s gonna be fine”
>you aren't so sure, but it's not like you have much of a choice
>"Oh, and by the way, I left my dick nice and dirty alll week, just for you, since Kronii and I agreed you could be our dickwasher for the day" she giggles perversely
>desperately you wonder if Kronii will help you get away, which is a mistake
>as you attempt to run away a second time, Kronii simply holds you down - she was always stronger than you, and this time was no exception
>"Aw, it's cute when you try and resist, 'cos the more you do it, the more I can push you back down"
>this kirin girl has a very soft, alluring voice despite her disdainful tone
>arms held down by Kronii, you are pushed forwards until you're mere millimetres from Fauna's dick
>she has an extremely dense bush, even muskier than Kronii's, and the smell is therefore even more potent - yet it smells less like sweat and more like flowers and new-mown hay, mixed with the bitterness you were expecting
>"I'll forgive you if you clean me, but if you keep trying, I really will break you...are you sure you want that?"
>you decide not to answer, and open your mouth to recieve her shaft
>you can feel it drooling precum on to you already
>"Nn, that's more like it, now open wide"
>at this she enters you, holding your head firmly as she plunges her meat all the way in
>the taste is actually not as bad as Kronii's so you swirl your tongue deftly around her thick cock, cleaning it thoroughly
>"Uuuu, this feels so good, keep licking the tip like that, ehe"
>"Hey Kronii, don't forget to give your cumdump of a boyfriend some instructions, you promised after all~"
>Kronii has just been knelt next to you, spaced out, clearly a bit taken aback at your newfound eagerness - jealous perhaps?
>"Ah, okay...I'm not...not much good, but I'll try"

>"C'mon anon, you aren't gonna make her cum if you suck like that"
>she forces you deeper on to Fauna's meatrod, which slathered in spit goes down surprisingly smoothly
>"Uwaaa~ such lewd noises, anon...are you sure you don't want me to share this? I think my friends would like to see it *giggle*"
>even as you give her everything, she's still trying to blackmail you
>you manage to free your hands for a moment, and contemplate whether you might be able to finger Fauna's pussy, as she looks like she needs it
>but Kronii grabs your hands again, and pulls you towards Fauna
>still giggling as she throatfucks you, the green-haired deer girl guides your hands around her firm ass to hold you in place
>"Nnn, cute, giving me a hug as you suck me off...keep cleaning though, you aren't done yet"
>"And look at me when you're choking on my cock, I need a good angle for my thumbnail~"
>you're fucked now, who knows where she's going to save this
>might as well make the most of it
>jaw aching from her veiny girth, you plunge as far as you can, just about managing to take the whole thing
>"Oh, you managed to take it all? Mmm, I wonder what you would look like if we spitroasted you..." says Kronii, licking her lips again
>"Ah, that's the spirit Kronii!" replies Fauna, panting heavily and struggling to keep her camera straight
>you continue to swallow her smegma coated cock, licking up a week's worth of buildup

1/2

>>10605588
No, Kronii did in a reply to Ollie's

>>10605598
Died like a true oriental should

>>10605609
Ah yeah you're right. Forgot about that.

>>10605587
Exhaustion. I didn't mean to wear her out anon

>>10605603
>the mixed bittersweet taste is quite overwhelming, and makes your eyes water much like earlier
>not to mention the extremely strong scent from her dense bush, positioned right over your nose
>you continue to gag and splutter on Fauna's endless cock, deepthroating eagerly
>as you do, Kronii pulls your hair and Fauna simply strokes your head gently
>"Uwaaaa, you're gonna make me cum soon, mmh"
>"I can't wait to see your dumb face as I shoot my load inside you, hahh"
>"M-make sure you drink it all, okay? I'll have to punish you if you waste any..."
>"But you'd like that, wouldn't you? You and your schemes, coming here for sex all night - such a loyal dickwasher boyfriend" adds Kronii, channelling sadism
>you had always wanted a sadist girlfriend, but perhaps not one like this...
>"Uuu, I'm gonna cum, you're so good, anon...get, ah, ready..."
>you would slow down, but Kronii is eagerly jamming you onto Fauna's cock like a square peg into a round hole
>it barely fits and you're struggling not to choke
>gargling and spluttering all over Fauna's messy shaft unleashes her seed, a creamy, pent-up load, directly into your mouth
>"Cumming~" is all the girl can manage as she inseminates your throat
>every shot is thicker and saltier than the last
>you swallow everything, narrowly avoiding asphyxiation
>your hands go limp, and Fauna reluctantly pulls out
>desperate to swallow her load, you succeeded, but at the cost of passing out
>you're still splattered in jizz by the time Fauna withdraws
>"Oops. Guess I was a little too hard there, haha~" giggles Fauna, pleased with her actions
>"Oh don't worry about it, he'll be fine tomorrow..."
>.....
>the following morning, you awake in your bed on campus, mysteriously clean as a whistle but with a splitting headache
>your lockscreen shows a picture of Kronii and Fauna, cocks resting on your cum-glazed face, making peace signs as they take selfies
>and a message from a new group chat titled "Kronii's Clocksleeve" reads "Good work last night anon, see you tomorrow, we have some more friends to meet~"
>"And don't worry, we didn't share the photos and videos with anyone, except you"
>"But make sure you show up tomorrow or else, don't forget the drinks....and bring some lube~"
>"Love Kronii & Fauna <3"
>tomorrow's going to be a long day....

2/2
t. sekkusu

Was bored, so I looked into Kronii Karoke stats.
Apparently they were extremely impressive since they were up against Bea's super collab of having 7/11 Hololive EN, IRyS, Ollie and Polka were also stream and the time slot is normally considered dead hours for Hololive.

30 minutes until Uno. How many games will Kronii win?
And will get competitive our just turtle into depression?

>>10605654
She did almost as good as Mumei, and Mumei wasn't up against the biggest EN guerilla Minecraft collab of all time.

>>10605654
Kronii will get wildcard draw-4 stacked and go in to depression mode.

>>10605654
kronii will lose every game, get salty, make some self-deprecating comments, and be consoled on stream by the other 3.

>>10605654
>will get competitive our just turtle into depression?
Depends if they have the hand swap rules on

>>10605519
Gosling stop, this mirrors the relationship I had with my own mom too much...

>>10605654
Kronii will lose and get depressed, pretend it dlesn't matter then after the stream have a cry. She will then load up minecraft and browse /here/ to feel better

>>10605791
>>10605800
>>10605862
I don't know where you guys get the impression that Kronii gets upset over games. She's relatively fragile in social situations but not gameplay.

>>10605922
>he hasn't watched the 12minutes stream and the stories untold stream

>>10605922
I think they might just be joking Anon. The real loser in this collab will be Bae, who for some reason always gets forgotten by other members when she's in a big group collab.

>>10605922
Is joke anon. At least mine was. Unless there's some kind of scuff on her part like yesterday worst that will happen is she'll make some self disparaging comment/joke if she loses "why am I like this, this is fine" etc. etc.

>>10606000
Everyone ignores the rrat...

>>10606000
Poor bae, she really seems to be trying the hardest out of the council members to interact with everyone and make progress with things like HFF and minecraft builds. Makes me wonder if she expected herself to be the gura killer just as much as we did

>>10605654
Who the fuck plays Uno except children?

>>10606117
Miko was right, she is the most bullied on the gen

>>10606125
I think the whole council expected Bae to be the most popular because she's the most outgoing, which is why they made her the leader. But they failed to realize that we'd all rather watch a depressed autist.

>melty irys was just me drinking too much soda
That sounds familiar, was soda code speech for alcohol this whole time?

>>10606201
vtubers

>>10606234
If they keep unintentionally ignoring her, maybe we'll have a second depressed autist.

>>10605654
>no mention of numbers
>no mention mogposting
>only occasianlly posts "still worst singer of EN"

Why do they fear our clockwife?

>>10606201
bored wfh wagies with no open ticket or tasks

>>10605382
You know, Kronii would make a great aunt

>>10606117
I will rape the rrat, and then I WILL save her.

>>10606201
I remember fubuki doing one way back with some other girls and it was pretty funny
I feel like gura and bae could handle making card games entertaining but im worried about kronii and mori

I love My Clock wife!

I don't understand the rules of uno.

>>10605746
Also is it just me but nobody retweeted Kronii's stream?

I wonder if Kronii will be less talkative due to more people in the collab

>>10606357
Please have faith in my wife, Ouro Kronii.

>>10606234
I also get the feeling that she's the type who actually does all the work behind the scenes i.e. bugging the other members to get schedules submitted and working as the go-between for their requests to management since she's in a better timezone for it than half the members

So for the Korean speakers here, how difficult is it to learn Korean?

>>10606357
kronii will be awkward but enjoyable, cali will definitely talk over everyone and do the usual "Guh" "Noruhodo" "sorry my dudes ya boy it's still learning te he"

>>10606357
A Lot of Kino streams are getting forgotten and it is kinda sad :(
https://youtu.be/iykzHGuS7BI

>>10606201
You are right. They should play Yugioh.

>>10606495
I mean they were all playing minecraft at the time.

>>10606495
Gonna take a wild guess and say kronii mightve asked for that, theres no fucking way mumei of all people wouldve actually missed it, and faunas already admitted to membering Kronii herself.

I THOUGHT YOU WOKE UP KRONII

>Kronii starts talking during the collab
>Chat will keep spamming "Kronii loud"
Why does chat do this whenever Kronii is around?

>>10606620
I fuckin wish but actual card games are too complicated

>Delayed

>>10606311
If you're referring to /numbers/, they were all impressed with the numbers Kronii put up for the reasons stated and even made sure not to make false comparisons to Myth.

>Delayed
Did mori think you only needed 1 copy or something?

>>10606679
FOR SUCK SAKE IM GETTING SLEEPIER EACH PASSING MINUTE YOU CUTE CLOCK

>Delayed because once again the Myth members don't do tech checks
If you already don't anticipate Gen 1 collabs with Mori to start 30 min to an hour after their original start time, you clearly haven't learned your lesson yet.

>>10606625
Mumei actually made an appearance in Kronii's chat.

>>10606620
imagine Ina and Kronii Yugioh collab. they will probably go full chuuni

>>10606701
>Inb4 Mori doesn't have Uno on her Xbox

>15 mins delay
Mori...

>>10606731
>earrape transition

BASED Mori
based based based

>>10606675
They are piss easy if you have the patience to learn the basics in a day but they are girls so...

>>10606679
At least it's not Kronii's fault this time.

>>10606759
SHINK

>>10606731
EN curse pls undahstahandu

>15 minute delay
KRONII WAKE UP

>>10606703
when people talk about /numbers/ I imagine them as an AI in the board just consuming data and creating a report of being pleased or not with the data consumed

>>10606741
Have they watched yugioh tho?

>>10606765
I mean it's also hard for the audience to follow too, so it's difficult to make them entertaining.

>>10606809
>Kronii fumbling out of bed, half dressed and barely awake, falling onto the floor and knocking her head on her desk before stumbling her way into the bathroom

>>10606876
but kronii sleeps naked

>>10606876
T...thats really cute actually

>"Hello, we have all been forced to buy and re-install the game. Please do not mind the wait. This is not the EN curse. This is the curse of Uno being SCUFFED AS HELL"

>>10606905
>half awake Kronii streams naked because she’s too tired to get dressed
imagine

>>10606852
>YGO... abridged.

>>10606841
fun fact most of the data being used by ad tracking AIs still need some filtering or being formatted properly in either a spread sheet or SQL database done by human hands
t. wagie anon

>>10606925
Uplay at work

>>10606865
They audience are a bunch of weebs (ironic or otherwise), I can guarantee you a good portion of them plays yugioh, pokemon or other similar tcg

>>10606852
probably the first season or at least clips of it on youtube

>>10606933
there's a pretty high chance that's what happened yesterday

>>10606933
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX i wonder what she does wear when she streams...

>>10606905
source?

>>10606933
Not sure why but you reminded me of a pretty decent Subaru doujin where she streams naked and gets excited over it

>>10606741
I want to see Chunni Chess.
It's been done.

>>10607006
nice taste you have there anon

>>10606933
https://files.catbox.moe/sind1e.mp3

>>10606989
We share a bed since we're husband and wife.

>>10606989
>>10604443

>>10607031
Did someone say chess?

>>10607058
I posted this

>>10606938
eh.. it wasn't that bad right?

>>10607006
There has been a couple of times that i believe irys does this

>>10607058
I don't remember posting this

>>10607113
only finger chess

>>10602002
Who the hell came up with this collab?
>two zero energy mumblers who have no chemistry with anyone
>audio levels rat who is just gonna get bullied by the others
>gura

>>10607031
they could probably accomplish that with the 5D chess game

>>10607006
I too have read this doujin

>>10607145
It was funny if you were watching it as a teenager 10 years ago

>>10607169
boost rat numbers thats why

>>10607169
>Kronii, no chemistry with anyone

>>10607169
I'll be having what he smoked when he organized this (hint it's omega)

>>10607169
>who have no chemistry with anyone
Kronii is fine around her genmates

>>10607113
>>10607183
>Only 5d chess
Still not enough dimensions
https://youtu.be/Dp-UjeZUFOI?t=665

>>10607258
she has good zatsudan chemistry with gura iirc

>>10607304
WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10606125
I think that's part of the problem.
People naturally segregate into smaller groups when in large ones and she doesn't pick a side.

>>10607304
AUTISTIC SCREECHES

>>10607359

In before another 15 minute delay, followed by cancellation/moving of the stream.

>>10605300
>Sana is probably the best with kids, being good at handling them, and her tits are huge so breastfeding is easy.

Sana is the cool aunt

>>10606625
I do personally believe this rrat.

>>10607418
Classic Mori

>>10607383
She paired off with IRyS in the last stream and it worked out pretty well.

>>10607305
>Gura "who hurt You kronii"
>Kronii "..."
>Kronii "life"

It was so funny kek
then You realize that kronii is really depressed and i felt so bad

>>10607417
>Kronii repeatedly saying flower as she fingers Mumei
>Mumei screams flower when she orgasms
>Mumei's horny trigger word is flower
>Flower

>>10607305
The whole Llama conversation was good too. I can see why Gura is liked.
Also I didn't know 'Creeper, aw man' was a meme.

this will last 1 hour as all the mori collabs

>>10606925
>This is not a technical difficulty, it is a poor planning and testing difficulty.
>Which is also the cause of all the technical difficulties
Better if she gave no reason.

FOR FUCK SAKE

>>10607486
>Kronii took Mumei's flower

>8:30
So who do you think is the cause of this?

>>10606925
>>"Hello, we have all been forced to buy and re-install the game. Please do not mind the wait. This is not the EN curse. This is the curse of Uno being SCUFFED AS HELL"

UBISOFT!!!!!

>delayed
>again

>>10607486
>Kronii loses a bet with Fauna and has to ride a dildo the whole stream since she’s nude anyway

>Delayed again

>>10607169
>Calli, Kronii and Gura in one stream
Because the numbers are going to be legendary.

>>10607500
They only ever last an hour because Mori wastes half the planned stream time dealing with tech issues that she could have avoided had she done the bare minimum a streamer should do before any stream.

>>10607558
Pink woman

>>10607602
SUMMON NUMBERFAGS

>>10607602
The numbers will be exactly 43% of what people think they "should be", regardless of how many subscribers these holos have.

>>10607558
It was (you)

Mori is obviously just letting the hype build. Sasuguh

It doesn't take 30 minutes to install UNO you idiots!

>>10607602
A-And Bae too!

>>10607627
>Mori wastes half the planned stream time dealing with tech issues that she could have avoided had she done the bare minimum a streamer should do before any stream.
Haha classic Cali

Has Mori always been this incompetant with setting up streams? I've never watched her outside of the last Kronii collab

>>10607739
yep

since the 1st collab with kronii i dislike cali a lil bit less but this delays omg

>>10607717
inb4 kronii takes the blame again by saying she didn't woke up in time

It's actually a team battle, Mori and Kronii vs Rrat and Gura. The first team to simultaneously orgasm while scissoring is the winner.

>>10607739
It's practically one of her core character traits at this point.

>>10607739
That's her gimmick.

Kronii and Bae raping Mori for her being delayed!
no disrespect to chumbuds but I don’t watch Gura so I doubt I could ever write about her, even with the double dick shark prompt

>>10607685
this is partly because the collab won't be on Gura's channel, and the average chumbud doesn't know what a hololive is

>>10607739
Extremely so. She can't even do it properly for her "number one hobby" (the TTRPG game she runs) and has more or less torpedoed that campaign due to her scuff and poor scheduling.

>>10607781
in b4 kronii finds a way to blame the kronies somehow

https://mobile.twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1443367506740015104

2mins after last delay
humm think it is ready

>>10607801
It's literally Ubisoft, HoloJP also had similar issues a couple times

>>10607704
Who?

>the collab time keeps being pushed
>it's pushed to 3:30am now
>I woke up at 3:00
>mfw could've slept for 30 more minutes

>>10607704
I love the rat but her terrible hours makes her anathema to numbers.
The past few minecraft streams she's been pulling them ion though not just because of the guest appearances but because she streams at a time when North America is actually awake.

>>10607781
I SWEAR I WILL RAPE THAT BRAPPING WIGGER IF KRONII TAKES THE BLAME FOR HER

>>10607704
Stop forgetting Bae

>>10607739
Its not okay to blame Mori, even if she is at fault for scuffing every stream she's been in existence. Hating her only makes her cringe more powerful.

Mori...........

>>10607891
Eurochama…
I’m a bong so these hours are ass for me too. I hope next gen we get some Euro Holos desu since all we have atm is Kiara

>>10607906
no coincidence that both of the australians have the lowest numbers in EN

>>10607781
I will refuse to accept Kronii taking any responsibility for the delay

>>10607935
>IF KRONII TAKES THE BLAME FOR HER
All we need is an excuse to rape her. Dont we ?

>>10607891
Anon why are you doing this to yourself?
Just watch the vod.

I have time to take the diarrhea shit I was holding in.
Thanks for being incompetent Mori

So what you're telling me calli... is you didn't have uno

Whose bright idea was it to let Calliope "Your Boy" Mori host

inb4 pushed back another 15

>>10607961
I mean just because they are Australians doesn't mean they have to stream in Australian hours.
I'm not holding it against them. I mean Australians deserve streams at decent times too but low numbers are going to be the result.

>>10607997
Knowing Mori she'd private it "accidentally" and then delete it "accidentally"

>>10608008
>Mori controls your shits

>>10605519
This sounds way too specific. Do you want to get something off your chest, anon?

>>10607801
Gura is very bratty too!

>#holoenhasuno
They did not have uno

>>10607995
You would cringe so hard that raping her would be technically impossible even if you downed an entire bottle of viagra. Your boi can turn you flaccid just like dat.

>>10607997

>>10605519
Gabe, I don't care.

>>10607906
>>10607961
>>10608057
Why do australian hours have so little audience? Are there not enough weeb aussies to sustain them?

>>10607995
it doesn't need to be justified if you want tough

>>10608194
Cute!

>figure I must have missed like 12 minutes of the stream
>check
>it still hasn't started
lol, lmao even

>>10608158
>Ha... ah... It's me. Your Boy. Getting raped. Man does it hurt. Guess I should have done my anal reps, huh? But you know how it is... That EN curse, am I right? Ha... hah...

>pound gura's tight cunny!
>Rape bae's ass
>Paizuri from mori and kronii
Lets GOOOOO

>>10608194
Cute

>>10608217
There's only around 25M Aussies in the whole continent I think, there's more people in Canada or California in comparison.

ya boi is the best at paizuri

it's coming... the transition....

>>10608283
This poster is the real Calliope Mori

>>10608283
>*Braaaaaaaaaaaaps* tehe the wine from the inconvenience store is starting to act up

>>10608283
Better gag Mori before fucking her then...

Still waiting...

>>10608217
Anon do you not know how numbers work?
Compare the population of all of America, a large portion of which speak english to Australia.
I mean you might get india in there maybe but the majority of east asia doesn't speak english.

ITS HAPPENING

TAKE
YOUR
T- ok reaper's live just get in here already

>>10608458
No, we've simply moved from Waiting Room 1 to Waiting Room 2. It's still going to be 10-15 minutes before it starts.

>>10608283
rape aside why is dead fish mori a thing I can 100% see happening? Kronii is a depressed autist and I can still see her getting into it. Deadbeats......

This better start now or I'm gonna fuck the grim reaper to death

Kroniiiii-chan

>>10608499
Take this shit to the Mori split, anon. We don't care.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KRONII, THAT PINK HAIRED WIGGER, THE RETARDED BLUE GIRL AND HER RRAT FRIEND ARE AN DA FAKKIN TELLY

WHERE IS MY KRONII INTRO?! I JUST SEE A PINK HAIRED WIGGER

>>10608499
5%

where the fuck is kronii and her sex voice

another waiting.

good. I need to recharge my headset real quick

>>10608347
>Australia is actually only 25M
wew

>>10608194
Cute!

great music but it doesn't loop
booo

SHE LOVES US

WHAT ARE THEY DOING START IT ALREADY

>Still shadow banned from Mori's chat
Oh well. I Kronichiawa and clock doko in spirit.

Mori is such a disappointment but I'd still let her sit on my face

>>10608499
Because Mori is awkward as fuck, she hasn't gotten laid in a country full of sissy and sexually frustrated asians

>accidentally unpause 4chan sounds
>momentarily mark out when I hear clock doko in mori's wait screen

god I'm dumb

>>10608643
Prepare to get brap'd

>>10602130
WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH also

>this bgm

>>10608566
most aussie otakus I know of are either the military ones, the 2hu ones, and the gunpla building ones

There she is! I hear her! Clock wife!

>>10608643
I wanna do a bebrbrbrbrbrbrbr inbetween mori's melons

IT ONLY TOOK MORI 4 MINUTES, APOLOGIZE

KRONII I MISS YOU

>No shink
Oh

Shark has invisibility

>>10608665
I've heard stories and stories about how western women in Japan are sexually frustrated as fuck because all the men there think they're way too aggressive and independent and basically want nothing to do with them

This bitch's computer...

THERE SHE IS KRONII YOU'RE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES

30 FPS Kronii...

>Kronii nuzzling Bae
Cute

LOW FPS, LOW QUALITY KRONII LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>10608546
sorry deadbeat youre right I took it a little too far with that slightly condescending comment

Why the fuck is council so blurry and low res

>kronii and bae nuzzling eachother while gura has connection issues

cuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Why are HoloEN collabs so fucking scuffed?

>Calli's machine can't even handle streaming Uno and the models at the same time.
>>10608792
More like 10 fps

>>10608829
Something something curse something

>>10608779
Wow nips might be actually gay

>Delay
>Delay
>Stream starts and is still scuffed
Average Calli host collab

>>10608792
There's no difference between 30 and 60fps

So Kronii, ur pc so fucked ?
Do you need an tech support at ur home ?

>>10608829
They are very far apart, and are waman pls andastand

>>10608814
what you can see them already?

KRONII GETS TO BE THE BIGGEST

This fucking wigger can't even buy Ubisoft and design her own launcher before the stream. I want to punish her with my cock

>Bae's head is level with Kronii and Mori's tits
I M A G I N E

Kronii is HUGE

BAES HEAD IS THE SIZE OF A SINGLE KRONII BREAST GOOD GOD MY CLOCK WIFE IS STACKED

>>10608929
Kronii is beeeeeeeg

>>10608899
do we need to send mumei's service animal to her now?
t. holo en management

why is kronii E X T R A big

>>10608950
This is the power of being 4'10...

>1cm

OH MY GOD YES

>pantsu color
I unironically want to know what color (and type) of panties Kronii is wearing right now.

>Shrek copypasta

Fucking Mori

>Kronii pantsu colour
>"Uhhh I'm not wearing any though"

Of course it's a you issue

Has Kronii said a single word so far?

did anyone else hear kronii say no when she said thigh drum

KRONII THIGH DRUM UOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX also yes the panties one

>Is this a me issue?
YES IT IS YOU STUPID PINK-HAIRED FUCK. IT'S ALWAYS YOU.

>"Is this a me issue?"
ironic

I want Kronii to lose every time now.

Yes Mori it is 100% a you issue

>>10609051
>council
>wearing panties

>>10609071
>Bea is just leaning into Kronii's chest with her eyes closed and smiling.

>>10609056
yes I want to, with Kronii too

>>10609071
S E X
E
X

>>10609080
No

>Bae nuzzling Kronii's Kronii's
CUTE!

>>10609056
yeah I'd like to be

Low energy Kronii tonight

IM LITERALLY GOING TO MURDER THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT WIGGER REAPER BITCH

>>10609056
gura choose those punishment Monday in the member stream, blame asobi asobase

>Bae intentionally resting her head on Kronii's fat tits

YOU WILL NEVER DO THIS

Bae is so small... I want to manhandle her

why is the rat so fucking annoying with those sounds

EVERYONE ONE SHUT UP KRONII IS TALKING!

why the fuck is mori rapping we get it you're good AHHHHHHHHH

>bae keeps nuzzling kronii's tits

>>10609199
imagine....

Huh?
Is her first name Ouro or is it Kronii?

KAWAII!

Mori and Kronii rap-off LETS GO

>>10609177
D...do you see any b-borders up here...

WARDEN OF SEX

>>10609235
Someone make a gif of that.

why is kronii so big....

rrat what was that? is she always like that I don't watch her

>>10609296
this is the power of 1cm

>>10609296
169 vs 168 cm

>>10609296
technically she is the tallest
but she's seriously huge here

>>10609242
All the girls go by their last name

>Mori hates the baby shit
wtf why did no one tell me she's based

Kronii... speak...

holy shit Kronii's PC is dying again

OURkronii

>>10609354
so kronii's first name is ouro?

I hate collabs so much

>>10609411
krunny later?

>>10609354
>>10609242
Its because asian names have the surname come first.

Kronii and Cali using Gura and Bae like onaholes

>baby speak
Good god spare us...

Kronii is phasing through time! Again!

Kronii, your frames...

>>10609444
Yes

>Baebladin
Heh

So nice of Kronii to prepare to be half asleep and fully uninterested so those other TALENTLESS WHORES seem like they're better at streaming than her.
Dare I say....based???

>the Sheriff is coming back
LETS GO

>>10609444
no anon, is the Jap way Ouro Kroni, last name, first name.

She did it backwards as she is not used to the jap way of presenting herself

>if my mama gave me anything
gura throwing shade at nachoneko?!??!?!?

>bae getting neglected even in uno

>>10609469
No. Everyone just calls each other by their surname unless theyre close.

Oh nyo...