/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10695936
>>10695984
>they slept?
>load the minecraft guerilla stream room

I love Kronii!

>>10696094
I swear this woman wants to torture me

They are very large and soft. I feel like I'm one step away from asking for her breast milk.

my legs hurt...

Is the clock sounds archive going to be updated with the new sound anon's work?

>>10696294
Jesus anon, are you sure you're not secretly diabetic? You don't want your leg to go chop-chop

>>10696346
>>10696294
kwonii.. pwease ampwutate me... uwu....

>>10696294
well maybe you should stop running from kronii
LET HER IN

>>10696294
I still don't understand why you post this everythread

>>10696408
What's not to understand? His legs hurt.

>>10695984
4 am gang represent.
EUrobros, morale check.

>>10696094
>they woke up?
>private the stream

>>10696094
>Guerilla Minecraft
>Kronii
Very funny Anon. She has to scuff an entire stream first...

>>10696635
Fucked sleeping pattern, I slept from 7pm - 2am to catch the stream at 3, then had a nap on the way to work. Still worth it to catch my cute clock wife live though. Gonna catch up on some sleep reps this weekend

>>10696120
>Kronii’s sadism manifests through emotional neglect which is severe enough that (you) end up becoming dependent on her after barely a month
I see….

>>10696755
Ah yes, it's Kronii's fault you care way to much about an anime girl playing videogames.

>>10696648
Do we have an edit of Kroniigdanov?

>>10696648
>>10696094
>he bought membership?

>>10696876
Yes, it is her fault. She is guilty of being too cute and dorky

>>10696755
>>10696120
Already being tortured by the fact that youtube is blocking me from live chat for everyone in hololive.
Only hololive, Nijisanji streams are fine

>>10696967
what if selenposter was really susan all along...

>Bunkeronii
>deathtraps
>"It's justified if they are trespassing"
Kronii is a descendant of the roof Koreans

>>10696876
Oh I don’t care about it desu. I just enjoy shitposting and I think Kronii is cute so I writefag excessive amounts
It’s amazing how attached some people are after such little time, but I don’t blame them

>>10696755
How does this bitch do it? She doesn't even stream the least in her gen.

>>10696886
Best I can do

>>10696954
WHAT DOES THIS GOOKENESE MEAN

>>10697014
But I like Kronii and Selen.
This sitution sucks, if Kronii actually enjoys psychological anguish, someone point her to me. I haven't eaten in 2 days stressing over it.

>>10697100
huang gong ching chong

>>10697100
Circle circle line circle line circle line circle line circle line

>>10697100
hangeul for EUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
t.canadian hapa

>>10697183
KRONII?!

>>10696635
Went to sleep early specifically to catch it at 4AM. Didn't even fuck me up that badly, since I tend to have weird sleep patterns anyway.
She also read both of my supas and laughed at the second one, so my morale is at an all time high

>>10697200
i'm not kronii

>>10697213
>and laughed at the second one
Look at Mr. Comedian over here; congrats!

>>10696294
Cycle on, Takeshi, true paizuri waits beyond the great tunnel's horizon

>>10697220
That’s exactly what Kronii would say

man, I am just incapable of keeping these fics short...
Anyway, hope its not too cringe, don't have much experience with writing yanderes

YandeIRyS
https://rentry.co/2575h

t. vampanon

If it wasn't for my shifts conflicting with her streams, I would actually consider a membership. Time is cruel.

>>10697442
You can watch member vods

>>10697369
Bravo, vampbro

>>10697471
Hmm, maybe. If she does ASMR then it's a instant yes.

>>10697137
Kronii diet plan

>>10697559
Just cup noodles and barley tea

>>10697559
Whatever her mom cooks

>>10697571
>Cup Noodles
Those are probably the lowest tier possible for ramen. It taste like paper quite honestly.
Someone needs to get her actual ramen if it's dried, package type.

>>10697631
Once her earnings come in...

>>10697631
I still remember when she said she made ramen, then admitted it was cup noodles. My /ck/ autism was so bad I actually had began writing a fic where you show Kronii how to cook a proer ramen but it ended up more like a receipe than a story so I emded up scraping it

>>10697631
Sounds delicious
I'm gonna have some cup noodles now

>>10697679
Also I can't spell, I think I will go to bed early

>>10697559
You think Kronii is built like Nikumikyo

>>10697759
Who?

>>10697901
NTA but oof
https://twitter.com/nikumikyo?lang=en

If you fuck a clock, it hurts.

>>10698064
Post proof

>>10698064
Clocks don't have nerves.

>>10698086
Pushing the minute hand almost tore my urethra

>>10698207
…did you really fuck a clock, anon?

>>10698346
No, more specifically it fucked me I only tried to because I imagined how fucking a mini Kronii would work and I just had to experiment

>>10698064
Anon...

>>10697300
>A night sky full of cries
>hearts filled with lustful eyes
>the membership--is it worth the price?
>a soul pledged to the SEKSU
>now I've lost it, I know I can cycle
>the truth of Time is just beyond the Tunnel

>>10698461
>Sun will rise...
>Close your eyes..

>>10698459
that expression + pose just screams "pull out your fucking cock or I will gut you and pull it out myself"

>>10698435
But Kronii would feel like a human woman, the clock is just a meme.

>>10698519
Hot

>>10698559
EXPLAIN THIS

>>10698618
WOAH MAMA

>>10698618
AAWOOOOOOGA
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

>>10697369
This thread and VampAnon's fics make me wanna day hump walls almost every day

>>10698749
i fear what will happen to this thread if the writechads ever get laid

A day without Kronii.. maybe I can finally be productive..

>>10698518
Downfallen...
>Fallen...
Falling...

>>10698618
>flat chest
>wide hips
thats a cometclock

>>10698886
The thread will die. Once you get laid you aren't as creative

>>10699046
WHOA MAMMA

>>10699052
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10699046
Hot DAYUM that's one dumpstertruck of an ass

>>10699046
based drawchad strikes again!

>>10699046
I'm ngmi... wait, /vt/?

>>10699046
YES
YES

>>10698886
Have no fear
More likely that 4chan servers get hit by a meteorite than I get laid

>>10699046
Good grief thats good, nice work drawchad

>>10698886
You can rest assured that's never going to happen.

>>10698886
highly unlikely in foreseeable future

>>10698886
Would I be disowned by this place if I just so happened to, hypothetically, not be a virgin?

>>10699101
SUISEEEEEEXXXXXX

does anyone on EN have minecraft scheduled tonight? onegai...

>>10699046
>Kronii with ass
Hot diggity damn

>>10699382
>Verification not required

>>10698886
It didn't make me any less horny, just made my writing better

>>10699382
Your Kronie privileges has been revoked. I'm sorry

>>10699382
As long as you haven't had sex in the 3 months leading up to posting in the thread then it's fine.

>>10698886
What if Kronii just reminds me of my ex, and I write fluff so I can feel what I had? haha, couldn't be me...

>>10699046
WOAHHHHH LOOK AT THOSE FAT FUCKING ASS
jaw drops
>eyes pop out of head
>tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
AWOOGA AWOOGA
WOAH MAMA
HUBBA HUBBA
MRRREE-OW
I DO DECLARE!
ME LIKEY!
>bashes mallet over head in total disbelief
AO-AO-AWOOOOO
EE-OO EE-OO
SMMMMMMMOKIN'
VROOM VROOM
HOLY MACKERAL!
>head transforms into train whistle
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
CHOOO CHOOOO
HONKA HONKA
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
HEE-AW HEE-AW
SOCK IT TO ME!
>frantically taps foot against the floor
OOHHH BABY THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
DOOOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT
>heart thumps out of chest
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
>takes a dramatically deep breath
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>heart gives out, paramedics drag me away
ABIDI-ABIDI-ABIDI-- THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

>>10699382
It doesn't matter. If you're posting here, then it didn't make you happy, so it changed nothing. Misery loves company.

>>10699513
Ok phew

>>10699382
You are no longer my anonbro. Get out.

>>10699382
You sacrificed your chance at wizard powers for pussy. For shame.

>>10699513
3 months? More like 3 years hahaha...

>>10699634
I made this post...

uuUUGWAHKRyS

>>10699034
>Hold inside...
>Just howling in the shadows...

>>10699699
holy unity tako...

whatever happened to the vod returning soon?

>>10699101
SUISEX

>>10699899
she probably fell asleep

>>10699899
>inb4 she changed her mind halfway through and edited out the beginning anyway
will you forgive the clock if she does this?

>>10699944
Of course I will

>>10699928
I hate that kronii wakes up when I go to sleep

>>10699916
UUUNNNNGHHHH AAAAAAAAAA
BLUE WOMEN MAKE ME SO HORNY

>>10699916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FAT SCHOOLGIRL COMET ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10699944
>will you forgive the clock if she _________
You know the answer is always yes anon, why ask?

>>10699944
No.

>>10699944
Would you forgive Kronii if she streamed less and instead put out edited videos like a lets player?

>>10699944
Of course not. I'm a petty fucker, I want to see her rage.

Can you guys keep your sick shits out of /who/
>>10699714

>>10700054
>forgive
thats would be an upgrade
fuck streaming

>>10699046
I WANT KRONII TO SIT ON MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10699944
I will call up my fucking bank and ask them how their day was

>>10700054
That's an improvement wtf

>>10700067
That's one of your own lol

>>10700067
Bro, we've never done cock and ball torture in this thread, that's all you

>>10700067
>Birbs are move fucked up than us.
You deserve it.

>>10700194
Dude why the fuck do we not have cbt

>>10700067
I don't see why /infinity/ has to wrangle every horny autist on this board.
I mean it does but I don't see why it has to.

Yes
flower

>>10700054
No, because I watch Kronii for Kronii first and gameplay second. You may hate chat, but it's fun to see how she bounces off of them.

>>10700256
You get more kronii by cutting out chats autism though

>>10700249
>Not a sunflower
baka desu senpai

>>10700054
watching what are basically vods just isn't the same as watching live...

>>10700357
She loves sun flower, but the "flower" quote is for that Allium.

Oh Gura is streaming minecraft in a few hours, odds on a Kronii cameo?

This is your threadly reminder that your oshi is a MURDERER!

>>10700530
I would say is high as Kronii needs to finish the museum thingy if is not done already

>>10700530
I'll be keeping an eye out.

>>10700546
I'm worried

>>10700482
>fangs
CUTE

glad to see more people doing ass

>>10700661
anal with kronii doko?

>>10700744
is that how you wind up your clock?

>>10700869
N-No...I don't want a Bee movie watchalong...

>>10700910
If Kronii's watching it, I guess...

>>10699971
Her sleep schedule is completely fucked

>>10696066
KRONIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHERES THE HADES STREAM YOU SAID IT'D BE BACK UP SOON

>>10700230
SEX BAD

>>10700956
in about 2-3 hours when she wakes up

>>10700956
24+ hrs, when long streams get privated and then published again they need to pass for some long ass YT prosses to check the video and approve it, it can take more than 24 hours

>>10700948
If her sleep schedule fixes itself with the weighted blanket I'm actually going to believe the rrat that she is unironically autistic lol

>>10701121
You don't have to be autistic to enjoy weighted blankets, fuck you!

>>10701148
ok, autist

>>10701148
enjoy is debatable but if ut actually improves her sleep I dont know...

>>10701148
Wait, do people unironically use those?

>>10701121
Weighted blankets help with lots of sleep problems, not just autism.
but also autism.

>>10701161
I don't know about weighted training blankets but I sleep a lot better when it's cold and I'm snuggled and bundled up in nice thick blankets.

>>10701161
god I wanna use that kusogaki as a cocksleeve...imagine carrying her impaled on your cock as you do your daily chores, squirting and drooling everywhere...

>>10701214
I do sometimes because I move a lot in my sleep, so weighted blankets are harder for me to throw off with my wild fucking midnight leg reps.

>>10701214
people like mori, kronii and a lot of this thread it seems
I will let you draw your own conclusions

>>10701214
How would you ironically use it?

>>10699046
Didn't I see this one before? Either way, good work, please continue to give the Korean clock big ass.

>>10701288
>mori, kronii and a lot of this thread
A distinct pattern emerges...

>>10699046
I don't want to be a wet blanket here but if the assets were a tad smaller it would be sexier.

>>10701254
Is that a thing? Even with serious Kegels training I doubt you'd be able to hold up an Auschwitz inmate, let alone a healthy Japanese woman even if she's tiny.

>>10699382
>be non-virgin
>still want to fuck depressed anime girl larpers on the internet

>>10701298
Sleep on it, not under it?

>>10701348
use some sort of harness or something, obviously doing with just you cock would be fucking impossible

She isn't autistic.
Autists can't comprehend sarcasm

>>10701396
not all spergs are the same

>>10701363
You're god damn right I do!

>>10701396
Like IRyS

>>10701394
Ah I see, something like a baby carrier. For fucking.

>>10701442
Can she really not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEoNFZGbc_k

Was that a scuffed male voice near the end? She was clearly talking to someone.

>>10701396
High functioning autist - Kronii, has depression because of her awkwardness, falls apart in social situations

Low functioning autist- Mumei, lacks depression and higher thought, communications through full body motions and noises, has evolved past the need for social expression

https://www.verywellhealth.com/hobbies-activities-autistic-child-260365

He's back! I take it the child custody documents are sorted, haatonchama?

>>10701494
This has to be self-aware.

dont feed them

>>10701461
At this point, I am not even sure
Everytime I think IRyS is genuienly just that autistic, she does something that makes me think she is fully aware of what she is doing and just fucks with everyone

>>10701467
>she speaks to herself in memes
>/vt/'s entire existence

WE ARE

>>10701467
Her father asking if Kronii's winning

>>10701467
No, if you hear kronii bgm by itself there are random people talking in the BG, good touch for me

>>10701526
irys always seems to act more like an jp holo to me desu

>>10701148
Anon, weighted blankets literally exist to treat people on the autism spectrum. That is their purpose. If it improves your sleep meaningfully, odds are very high that you're on the spectrum.

>>10701520
>Anime
>Building Projects
>Video games
>Problem solving
We need to ask her about Lego and Trains

Since Kronii's alt outfit being a maid is all but confirmed, what will her genmates be?

>>10701606
she also listed swimming in her debut

>>10701606
If legos are a go then the autism fics were right, to be fair minecraft is compared to as virtual legos

>>10701457
here an example
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5747632&tags=orc

>>10701616
Wait no no, I think you'll fimd OL Kromii is all but confirmed as the first alt outfit

>>10701606
My sides anon

>>10701639
N-No...I was just writing it for the memes...

>>10701639
>to be fair minecraft is compared to as virtual legos
>Kronii suffers from crippling Minecraft addiction

>>10701414
>>10701482
>>10701442
IRyS is high-functioning.
Low-functioning would not be able to stream.
Kronii is just a socially anxious and depressive dork.

>>10701606
I have literally NEVER met an autistic who didn't like trains.
I just don't get it.

>>10701639
>>10701687
>fics start manifesting again

>>10701616
Mumei's is a straitjacket with a muzzle.

>>10701639
Most kids enjoy legos growing up, but autistic kids tend to not grow out of their childhood fixations and will still be obsessed with it into highschool and beyond. The reason these things tend to be associated with autistic people isn't because the hobby itself appeals to them, but because in general autistic people will persist with whatever they were exposed to as children, so ubiquitous childhood interests like lego or boardgames tend to be what autists are obsessed with into adulthood.

Charts like these are made by boomer women who think autism is an exclusively male illness and everything their male child does is alien and wrong because they can't relate. There's no basis to them

I need the depressed, socially anxious, sex-voiced time queen to step on me.

>>10701606
>Walking
>Swimming
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10701606
Her list of mahwa is full of fantasy.

>>10701731
>IRyS is high-functioning
Do you really think so?

>>10701669
God I fucking love makinaru

>>10701800
t. Autist

>>10701734
me neither but maybe is the monotonous sound and the fact that they can only go in one direction without getting out of the tracks.
It's the only vehicle without uncertainty

>>10701576
I meant after that when she realized she wasn't muted. She even turned away from the mic a bit.

>>10701814
walking at night ?

oh shit, i need fic night walking exhibition with kronii

>>10701121
>>10701161
>>10701209
>>10701214
>>10701600
>>10701288
FUCK YOU NIGGERS IM NOT AUTISTIC JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A WEIGHTED BLANKET FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>10701814
She's so cute with those activities and hobbies

It's over...
https://www.spectrumnews.org/features/deep-dive/the-deep-emotional-ties-between-depression-and-autism/

>>10701734
>>10701875
You have to admit this nazi railway gun is cool though

I love my autistic clock wife

>>10701814
>Walking at night
If she does this in pitch darkness without a light source, she's definitely autistic.

>>10701821
Is she wasn't she wouldn't be able to hold a streaming job.

>>10701929
I will save her.
Love her, breed her, have a child and raise with her.

>>10701906
t. autist sperg

>>10702003
a find war machines cool, so yes

>>10702011
I mean just her having any kind of autism in general

>>10702011
I like to do that and I'm not autistic

>>10702060
I mean I'm not a phycologist and if I was I would be hesitant to diagnose exclusively over a character played on stream but yeah?
She doesn't get sarcasm, lots of jokes. Keep saying yab stuff because she doesn't understand innuendo as well.
Either she is a high-functioning autist or she is extremely good at playing one, 100% always in character.

>>10702003
ok that has a gun though, it appeals to big dicked non-autistics like me

>>10701906
ahhaha look at this fucking sperglord

>>10702162
>Keep saying yab stuff because she doesn't understand innuendo as well.
Havent watched a lot of irys but she makes too many for her not to know
at least thats what I think with my esl understanding of english

>>10702149
Like to do what?

>>10702162
she says more yab lines than the literal ethot vtuber, there's no way it's not intentional

>>10702270
shit wrong post number meant >>10702008 for >>10702149
guess I'm retarded though

>>10702257
You would think so but her delivery on stuff seems so authentic.
Like the time she was invited to look at Ame's melons at the spa and she had no idea what they were talking about for so long.

If she is acting she is very good at it.

>>10702356
now that you have mentioned it she does remind a bit of some autists I have known throughout my life

>>10702356
I think it's just half the the time intentional and half the time accidental. You can't convince me that "there's no such thing as too hard" is unintentional.

>>10702356
>>10702457
my theory is that at first she really was just that slow to get stuff, but as time progressed, she leaned *hard* into it and started to do it on purpose, while also still genuienly missing some stuff

>>10702457
"there's no such thing as too hard" said after someone says "it's too hard" is a perfectly reasonable response.
For someone who can't connect it to dicks and boning.

>>10702582
Very possible.

>>10702613
The context wasn't "hard" as in difficult but rather "hard" as in "IRyS hit the ground too hard".

>>10702356
she is an esl pls andastand

>>10702670
there indeed is no such thing as "too hard" when it comes to IRyS descending
God I wish she would decend her hips so hard on me my pelvis fucking shatters

>>10702613
also do we know if irys is a native english speaker, wasnt she japanese or something?
Kiaras esl brain has caused a lot of accidental innuendos too

>>10702763
true bilingual, she grew up with both

>>10702689
>>10702763
Is she?
Is Japanese her first? I thought it was second. Didn't she say she has trouble reading some kanji?
Either way it's just one part.
how about her taking everything literally and not getting jokes and sarcasm?
When Kronii was joking about killing the baby dog because it refused to be hers IRyS was legitimately freaked out.

>>10703156
they both have a history of animal abuse, it was quite possible it wasn't a joke

>>10698886
Failed normalfags really think having sex is this magic cure-all pill that makes you a functioning human being. In actuality, it's love and a working relationship that does that, but you wouldn't know anything about that.

>>10703218
It's true, I was the dog.

>>10701734
My brother has assburgers and no interest in trains.

>>10703218
wowowow! you are not going to talk shit about my wike, all those deads were accidents

>>10703218
I refuse to stand here and hear you badmouth my oshio over something a creeper did.

>take good painkillers
>they kick in
Oh yeah writefagging time.

>>10703264
hope for a quick fix of life is one hell of a drug

>>10703514
I would start write fagging right now, but I'm currently working on a google drive doc and I might accidentally send the fic to my co workers.

>>10703156
my interpretation was that actually killing a puppy would be streaming poison and IRyS wasn't sure Kronii would go through with it because Kronii is autistic
but then again IRyS killed a horse for leather with chat screaming NO the whole time so who knows

Superhot is at 700k views in a month...

>>10703621
wouldn't that be funny?

>>10703772
my LP wife is making it

>>10703721
Don't forget the time she killed some dolphins In minecraft for food

>>10703772
I put the game on my Steam wishlist because of that stream.

>>10703804
D-Don't autists like lets plays?

>>10703264
love and a working relationships arent real

Don't worry kronies, i will keep my autistic wife safe and away from any harm. :)

>>10704150
s-stop posting this owl

>>10704150
Yes, protect mumei

>>10704012
game seems quite expensive for what it is desu

>>10704150
I wanna spank Mumei

>>10704281
I don't buy games unless they're on sale anyway so MSRP means nothing to me.

>>10704150
Kronii seems the most comfortable around Mumei so...

what are the chances of kronii appearing on gura's minecraft stream?

>>10704336
Not 0

>>10704336
my last two digits in %

>>10704336
no stream today so around 80%

>>10704150
I'm going to become an anti.

>>10704336
Kronii could or couldn't be still sleeping. But the more time Gura stream the possibility gets higher

I forgor, did she say what she has in mind for future watchalongs?

>>10703721
Not being able to understand that Kronii is not autistic enough to kill a puppy on stream IS autism anon.

>>10704476
lalaland?

>>10704476
Anon...check the membership tab...

>>10704476
La La Land

>>10704150
I think this owl is abusive and bad for our oshi.
how do we make her graduate?

This autistic Kronii talk got me thinking, what if the reason Kronii got really upset at that "HuntTheImpeared" SC is because SHE'S the one that's impaired?

>>10703264
I dunno, the implication in my mind was that I managed to be in a functional, loving relationship
Is "getting laid" synonymous with hookups in english?

>>10704546
Kronii is retarded...

>>10704546
We had a talk about that in the thread

>>10704355
>ah yes very accurate

>>10704559
>Is "getting laid" synonymous with hookups in english?
Pretty much, yes. Americans are deranged and think if you're not hopping into bed with a stranger at least once a week you need to go out and touch grass.

>>10703621
Is this schizo level anxiety or normal people have that concern?
asking for a friend

>>10704632
normal people dont write weird fics

>>10704632
normal people don't browse here

>>10704654
Trust me, I'm normal. I'd know.

>>10704669
They do, unfortunately. They're the ones that bitch very loudly about things that have been a part of /vt/, if not the site as a whole, for years.

>>10704150
You look after your owl, whoman, I'll look after my clock :)

>>10704706
I should probably specify that "years" goes for the site, not /vt/. I know /vt/ hasn't been around for years. I'm not retarded, I'm not retarded, I'm really not.

>>10704706
It has become a bit better since that faggot twitter account got deleted

>>10704632
I would be worried like that if I'm using the same computer to work and shitpost. So I guess is normal.

>>10704760
Wut? /vt/ takes got shut down?

That's weird, I heard you guys were always super horny
so why hasnt anyone posted the 2 minute long time-manipulation clothed paizuri animation yet this thread?

>>10704760
It did? Based.

I want to be used as a punching bag by my loving abusive clock wife!

>just now realized she said "speen" in her debut stream via clip

does she know the pasta man or did chat keep making her say it or something

>>10704810
Because you're the only one in this thread, me, and we haven't posted it yet.

>>10704843
Kronii is just female Vinny, of course she knows

>>10704866
oh
https://litter.catbox.moe/umr7z7.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/umr7z7.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/umr7z7.mp4

>>10704810
https://twitter.com/Skello20/status/1443061466077155328
this one? it was posted many threads ago

>>10704927
i asked about this thread but i didnt check the archives because i hadnt had time
you guys sure do burn through threads though goddamn

>>10704884
>>10704927
Huh, I haven't seen this before,thank you for sharing

>>10701734
I'm autistic and don't like trains, instead I have an unhealthy obsession with anime.

>>10704884
There will come a time when there's enough soundclips to not just make a JOI video, but a full h-animation full of GWAKs

>>10704884
where did you get this one tho, for future reference

>>10704884
finally, was wondering if maybe I should've deleted that folder.

>Kronii likes obsessively organizing chests
>I made an entire storage area for my friends in Minecraft and have an obsession with spreadsheets and organized folders
WE ARE

clock... doko...

>>10705145
There will come a day when this image is realised into a JOI, and on that day I will become Takeshi

>>10704884
>the head hamming up against the shirt's fabric like that
Holy fuck I'm wincing.

>>10705236
SEX!

>>10705234
AUTISTIC

Kronii... Your vod still isn't up...

>>10705239
This will never happen because Kronii refuses to say the word 'fuck' like her entire life depends on it. Like she'd have a heart attack and die on the spot if she said it.

>>10705129

Is there any free soundboard creation tool that I can use to create a Kronii soundboard that I can use to play her voice clips in response to my gameplay? I wanna set up buttons that will have her praise me when I do cool things and mock me when I fuck up.

>>10705129
No one who doesn't like trains is a good person.

>>10705312
you need meds not a soundboard

>>10705310
>like tanks
>like anime
>wanted to be "a scientist" as a kid
No... STOP

>>10705312
actual schizo post

>>10705310
>tfw middle and right
Oooof....

>>10705250
>Not having your dick so hard you don't even notice
She didn't raise no weak kronies anon.

>>10705356
Sorry, "don't like" implies I dislike them. I don't, I think they're cool. I'm just not especially interested in them.

>>10705377
>right
gabe?

>>10705310
am I the only one that went to the left?

>>10705286
sorry... I think it's still being reviewed

>>10705312
Anon what the fuck

>>10705359
"Imaginary anime wife" isn't a recognized medical issue so I couldn't get a prescription.

>>10705395
why would go either left or right when you can chose the based middle path?

>>10705392
I'm getting too predictable...

HNGG

>>10705449
You're very identifyable, goslingbro

I'm gonna turn Gabriel into Gabriella.

>>10705310
The pronoun shit always absolutely slays me.

>>10705310
What the fuck is left to not be considered autistic? /fit/? /fa/?

>>10705480
Kronii's controller breaking!
Kronii getting frustrated!
Kronii taking it out on you!

>>10705518
Just like normal things like sports and working

>>10705518
being a boring normalfag

>>10705518
The final echelon of wisdom is the realization that every single human being to ever live are all, in their own special way, a little bit autistic.

>>10705537
Good little slave, make Mr. Cohen enough money so he can buy another yacht. You can afford to do some unpaid overtime, right?

>>10704884
Help me, I can't masturbate to Kronii without feeling soul crushing guilt after. Is this normal?

>>10705518
it's not about which direction you go, it's about how you do it

>>10705620
Imagine Kronii finding out you masturbate to her. Imagine her facial expression changing to a gloomy and disgusted one as she realizes she's staring a man who only sees her as a sexual icon to be perverted and masturbated to in the face...

>>10705658
SHUT UP

>>10705658
Anon... where did the Pastor touch you

>>10705449
You're not the only one that used to go to /pol/.

>>10705697
>Used to

>>10705695
How did you know I was raised Christian? Don't talk to me again you psychic.

>>10705731
Southern Baptist?

>>10705620
I am the complete opposite, I love Kronii so much thats the past month I have exclusively jacked off to her and her alone. I feel weird and uncomfortable trying with any one else, as if I am cheating on her, only Kronii deserves my love and my seed now

>>10705726
Wait wait wait we have unironic /pol/tards ITT? Get the fuck out nobody wants you here

I think we are all expecting a little too much of Kronii, considering that she is a hyper autistic tubro virgin. If you were to actually tell her that you jerk off to her or write fics about her she'd just say "Oh, Okay then." Not out of disinterest or disgust, but because she doesn't possess the social skills to hold a non-awkward conversation
t.schizo

>>10705793
No

>Confirmed that I'm live chat shadowbanned with all of Hololive ID along with everyone else I've checked in Hololive, including Kronii
What the fuck is going on?

>>10705795
>You tell her and she doesn't know how to react
>You proceed to drop your pants and masturbate in front of her, she still doesnt know how to react
>You cum all over her and she is still unsure what to do

>>10705853
What did you do...

>>10705783
Touchgrass.mp3

>>10705875
Nothing, it's been a bug that's mainly been hitting Mori for the past year and it just started affecting the rest of hololive.

>>10705795
https://autismawarenesscentre.com/teach-sexuality-person-asd/

>>10705870
>Doesn't know how to tell you to stop
>Just starts wearing raincoats all the time

>>10705914
teaching Kronii how to be a sexual being, let goooooooo

>>10705658
I wanted a girl who hated me. I wanted a girl who would stare at me in disgust knowing I was a pervert. I wanted a girl who would tell me to go and kill myself for thinking of her sexually. I wanted a girl who would cover up her boobs and admonish the concept of a porn tag because she didn't want to think about the idea of others seeing her sexually. I wanted a girl who would hate the idea of having gachikois and would secretly throw up in disgust everytime she thought about people obsessing over her sexually or romantically. I wanted a girl who wished everyone who ever got into into a parasocial relationship would just neck themselves.
Instead I got a girl who cares about me. I got a girl who tells me to go to sleep and watch the VOD later. I got a girl who doesn't mind that people like her and does things like say 'ara ara' and do a loli voice live. I got a girl who constantly worries about her friends and her audience, and what they think of her. I got a girl who wants me to love her even if she grows old and ugly. I got a girl who has self-esteem and image issues, but genuinely cares about the people around them and wishes them the best even if perhaps at her own expense.
Why? Why did God do this to me?
Ooohhh, Ouro Kronii! Why do you torture me so?! Why can't you be cruel to me and break my heart? Noooooooo!!!!

>>10705936
>Just starts wearing raincoats all the time

>>10705936
Kekeronii

>>10705936
It's only a matter of time before a SC comes in about how they can only get off to Kronii. Would probably get skipped though.

gura minecraft is up
begin the clock watch

>>10706197
no twitter activity as of yet, could possibly still be asleep

>>10705936
>Kronii entered the office. As she did so, the man who awaited her every day.
>"UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH KRONII SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX"
>His legs spread apart and his hard cock in his hand, he violently and noisily masturbated until his projectile cum shot like a bullet against Kronii's transparent raincoat.
>"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX"
>Kronii sighed, sitting down at her cubicle and continuing to work.
>All the while, he stood there, at the entrance, his hand pounding away, his dick raw and red hot.
>She felt his cum pelting over and over against her raincoat as she worked. She ignored him, a blank expression on her face while she stared at autistically organized spreadsheets all day.
>When she was about to leave, she slipped on a wad of spunk that he had accidentally left on the floor. She laid down on the floor with her arms spread open, wondering just how her life had gone out of control.
>All while staring at his deranged smile as he jerked off above her...
>"AAAAAAUGHHHH KRONII SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"

Imagine this but Sana and Kronii on the other side….
https://twitter.com/r1883661920/status/1443810709909819392?s=21
Now I really need to do that glory hole fic holy shit

>>10706231
O-Or she could be dead...

confirmed, Gura is alone in the server

>>10706247
I DON'T NEED MORE PROMPTS

>>10706245
My fucking sides

>>10705936
This just might be the second funniest thing this general has come up with, right after
>"Hoocha this mayonnaise tastes weird huahaha"

>>10706231
Until her Hadas video is public, she's still asleep.

>>10705936
I think the author put some social commentary in here but I cant quite put my finger on it...

>>10705936
>has to talk to the rest of the council about it
>they’re too autistic to know what to do and start wearing raincoats as well

>>10706332
I've just realized I'm pretty sure that's our only Gura fic, which is funny because she's interacted with Kronii quite a few times now and has yet to have a serious sex fic about her.

>>10706424
gura isn't as fuckable as the rest of myth and council

Sex.

With Kronii.

SEX.

>>10706449
I would fuck Gura.

>>10706449
Don't say that, the cunnyposters will come out now

>>10706424
I'm not a pedophile. Gura does nothing for me.

>>10706500
but would you choose gura over any other member of EN?

>>10706385
Friday IS her break day. Maybe she's doing IRL stuff like taking care of time mutt or time mom. Who knows.

Does Gura always talk this much when she is alone?

>>10706449
gura is only fuckable if you give her abs

>>10706548
You got me

>>10706558
What things do you think Kronii takes care of?

>>10706587
cleans mumei's wheelchair

>>10706587
ryan gosling

>>10706587
Her massive clock for a start

>>10706548
Nta, but I'd rather fuck Gura than Mori.
But I would also rather friend than fuck her.

>>10706587
she rubs my cock clean every morning

>>10706587
her webtoon backlog

>>10706548
I want to have sex with Ina