/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>early
OP is a faggot

>>10754688
Cope harder cuck The other thread already hit page 11

>>10754759
Suck a trillion dicks. Stop doing this shit. You've been told repeatedly.

>>10754759
fuck off.

>something short
>incredibly shaggy
>unkempt
>thin
>but somehow with a fat ass
>has an open redbull
>walks into your hair salon

What do?

>>10755087
Oh ny-

>>10755087
>>but somehow with a fat ass

>>10755087
rape

>>10755087
Make sure they don't take the Redbull near the carpet.

>>10755122
It could bite you.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>10755087
Cut their hair

>>10755087
Sorry miss only monsters are allowed in our salon.

>>10755087
Mating press, then cut hair.

https://twitter.com/kkb12356/status/1444369124684025859

>>10755189
Not in reverse? Why? Are you claiming her by the act of hair cutting?

>>10755218
Yes

It’s a known fact that Gura is the cutest vtuber but is she the cutest shark? Is it possible that a shark as cute or even cuter exists in the wild?

>>10755221
Based traditionalist rapist.

>>10755243

BEEG GURA

I want gura to tell me that she loves the taste of my cum

I bought a 14TB external HDD for my porn, music, games and shit. It now has less than a terabyte free and Gura is eating that up fast. Fuck.

>>10755561
you should have her stuff on redundant fault-tolerant storage anyway. time to upgrade.

>>10755603
I duplicate on another external already, 14TB is just the main one. That other one has about 4TB free.

b-but she said "see you tomorrow"... :(

>>10755682
>she said this after midnight which is technically today

You fell for it anon…

>>10755682
technically she said that today.

>>10755682
Let the shark rest. She was streaming more to make up for her allergic reaction the other day.

GURA IS ALLERGIC TO STREAMING LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

trying to find the moment where gura and kronii bonded over eating pepperoni

Gura was streaming less than 16 hours ago, but I'm still as hype for the next schedule as ever. Can't wait to see what she starts Spooktober off with. She seemed pretty excited about it when she teased it yesterday.

>>10755802
No, Gura needs to take responsibility for saying see you tomorrow and not seeing us tomorrow. I suggest a members spanking session to make up for it.

>>10755852
https://youtu.be/YvU0sJCmFlE?t=15734
notes are useful for something today!

>>10755744
>>10755791
West coast bros can't stop losing

>>10755681
that's similar to the approach i use, with a subset of what's on my main RAID 6 periodically rsync'ed to an external RAID 1. if you favor VP9 wherever possible, a complete archive of gura's streams to date should range from about 1 TB (for just one version of every stream) to about 1.5 TB (if you add censored versions, alternate collab perspectives, promotional videos, and full archives of cameo appearances in others' streams). for capacity planning, assume she will add 100 GB a month. this gives you a little bit of overhead, but even her slowest full month on record consumes more than 55 GB.

>>10755879
She's prob making an appearance on someone stream. Mumei hopefully. (Yes I am shilling her forever no I'm not sorry)

>>10756054
[eurasia wail of pain in distance]

Gura doko..is this another break day or a stream day?

>>10756072
Based Moomers shill.

>>10756072
Fuck off.

Gura just found her schedule art

>>10756090
hold on, let me ask her

>>10756090
We don't even know anymore with Gura just breaking into any stream she likes.

Gura are you going to stream today?

>>10756072
you lost?

>>10756141
UOOH

>>10756175
No. Gura will always be my fave. Fuck off.

>Gura is still fantasizing about being Vergil's little sister
I think this Shark is pretty cute

>>10756066
I do archive her appearances in others' streams and alternative perspectives, but not much else. Months I converted to VP9 already shrink somewhere around 30GB compared to AVC on average, which is significant, but Mumei is eating into that hard now too.

Gura always posts her schedule when I leave the house for a while, and I need to go grocery shopping. Schedule in about an hour.

>>10756311
Godspeed.

I know she is b8ting but ffs, If I wouldn't know any better I'd think she is into cun cun

>>10756244
I WANT A FANFICTION WRITING STREAM GURA. YOU HAVE URGES, YOU CAN'T SUPPRESS THEM FOREVER.

>>10756344
Russiabud, she's really a lolicon

>>10756344
She's just retweeting fan art, take your meds.

>>10756311
We became so very ritualistic, eh.

>>10756050
Good pop-off

>>10756386
Retweeting fanart and doing her pre-stream cunny warmup exercises.

>>10756293
on top of the stuff we've discussed, the only things that eat up significant space are my archive of gura's watchalong materials (210 GB, including youtube videos used during streams, like the birthday messages and foot compilation) and clips/animations (17 GB, and not very well maintained). archiving all of her twitter media and media from other members related to her streams, similar stuff like merch images, etc. only adds a paltry 180 MB, with the hardest thing about that being hunting it down to save it.

>>10756344
Gura masturbates to fanart she finds, fanart she secretly commissions, porn she requests from Ina, and the face her own live2d makes while she masturbates

>>10756435
>the face her own live2d makes while she masturbates
Still proud I was there for that thread.

>>10756428
*slaps inner thighs*

>>10756072
Anon, if you want to talk about Mumei, go to her thread. Aggressive shilling will only net her more antis because it's fucking obnoxious.

>>10756474
that was essentially the birth of vtubers

>>10756344
what's the russian word for "based"?

Do your shark thigh don don don reps
https://youtu.be/YvU0sJCmFlE?t=19910

>>10756519
"гaндoн"
For example, "You're based!" = " Tы гaндoн!"

>>10756519
No direct equivalent, I'm afraid.
>>10756560
Lol тpoллep.

>>10756560
гaндoн desu senpai

>>10756474
Gura moist asmr when?

>>10756552
>thigh slaps are just a thing she does now
Her power keeps growing... What will she become???

Bros the Russians are mocking us...

>>10756636
Nay they are joining us.

>Gura slaps her thighs as a joke one time
>chumbuds obsess over it endlessly, write fanfiction about it and start unironically believe in it
Every time.

>>10756684
It comes with the mental illness sorry.

Gura cute!

>>10756721
Yes

>>10756684
Yeah, and?
Are you frustrated?
Gura cute!

>>10756433
Wow, you really went off the deep end here. I do save all the watchalong stuff, but that lives on a designated movies/series HDD.
Now pictures are a different story, picrelated. I really need to stop somewhere...

>>10756636
Only >>10756560 is. I'm commenting in good faith!

>>10756684
Yeah, everyone knows she's slapping her tail.

>>10756827
I think it's tummy.

>>10756879
She does wear some clothing, anon. Her tummy is covered by baggy shirts, unlike her delicious thighs.

Collab when?

>>10756919
i thought we'd have it by now, but Gura hinted at some exciting stuff coming up
maybe offcollab?

>>10756949
She hasn't done one with Ame yet, no chance she's going to do one with one of the council girls first

>>10756988
yeah true but if Ame lives a planeride away versus a car ride i dont see why not
also if im wrong i dont wanna know about doxxshit

>>10756795
someone's got to do it

I need Gura in volleyball uni art NOW

>>10756988
I want gura and ame to hook up

>>10757076

>>10757023
holy based GNOMEfag

>>10757057
>Gura
>volleyball
You really like to rub it in, do ya?

>Says see you tomorrow
>I don't see her tomorrow

>>10757023
When internet will finally break down, our sacrifice will be acknowledged.

>>10757118
Yes.

>>10757127
>Said see you tomorrow
>After midnight yesterday

You got got Chumbud

>>10757210
She can't keep getting away with this

>>10756072
>>10756106
Fuck off, cuck.

>>10757127
Maybe she crashes the Sana stream. And maybe Kronii and Mumei stay the fuck away so we can see some Sana/Gura interactions mostly.

>>10757247
She can indeed get away with it because she's cute.

>>10757252
Love Gura and she is my fave but Mumei is cute I will not apologize.

>>10757252
Timelooper.

Nacho is really cranking out those Duolingo streams, she really wants to collab with Gura more...

>>10757127
of course we did she made that goop goop post last thread

>>10757297
Devious leech!11!!

>>10757290
Who the fuck needs cuck apologies? Fuck off with your whoreowl >>10749111

>>10757297
I think Marine showed everyone the perfect language barrier stream: prepare some shit in minecraft, put the guest through it, deepl to smooth communication.

>>10757076
ISAAC NO

>>10757347
Im not even posting her I just want Gura to collab with her more. Cool your tism.

>>10757370
>collab with dumb whore who dumbs down every conversation
Not only you're a cuck, your taste is also absolute shit. Fuck off.

Gura cute! and sexy!

>>10757252
>>10757290
>>10757347
>>10757370
>>10757399
Both of you go dilate. Now.

>>10757399
I feel sorry for your mother.

>>10757273
When she was selecting images for kronii and bae, she said "let me go to my favorite site" and then pulled up some weird image that looked just like this with a clock on the chest. Anyone know what the fuck she was talking about?

>>10754790
Looks like you've got no authority on the matter.

i-is goop goop streaming tonight??

>>10754499
sorry for clipfagging but

https://youtu.be/lKxXXNsdcMg?t=86

>Do you have your blindfold, KFP? For when I have to beat your oshi live on stream?

GURA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME

>>10757444
Nyo, she's MY wife.

>>10757418
It's irasutoya, judging by the artstyle.

who is this KFP

>>10757444
I don't get what is /here/ about saying that

>>10757494
A big guy

>>10757483
Oh I found the clock man
https://www.irasutoya.com/2016/11/blog-post_203.html
I'm not sure how Gura found it considering the website is in japanese though.

>>10757508
Literally everything Gura says confirmes that she's /here/, according to the voices in my head.

>>10757508
is oshi more common than I thought? Here's pretty much the only place I see chuubas referred to as oshis

Will Kronii cuck Ame and steal the shark from her?

>>10757585
It's frequently superchatted to them by complete normalfags who are definitely not here.

>>10757585
Anon, do you even watch the streams? Gura literally saw "oshi" in her chat and asked what it meant months ago.

>>10757601
>Steal shark from Ame when she is clearly already Mumei's direct Senpai

Bruh

>>10757624
>reddit spacing
>whoreowl cuck
Imagine my shock.

>>10757624

You mean Ame or Gura?

>>10757612
ah well I'm dumb lmao
>>10757616
no, I'm about 80% clips and the only lives I catch are IRyS'

t. IRyStocrat

>>10757370
I can't cool my astigmatism, anon.

>>10757652
>He fell for it

>>10757558
Huh, well I guess...that solves that? It does come up if you use the google translate for "clock" so that's probably what she did. I wonder if those figures are some kind of meme or if Gura just likes them for some reason.

Gura doko..

>>10757694
she did do that one jump king gag that was probably from there. I still want to know what was up with that

>>10757721
working on her schedule. Probably going to post it tomorrow.

>>10757721
im guessing she's watching back to the future with inner

https://youtu.be/ZFAMYmcNpK4
Gura what the fuck

>>10757788
thats us getting schizos removed from our threads

>>10757788
>Based /out/ bro saving Shrimps

Wholesome af

So Gura said see you tomorrow last night. Do you think that was a slip of the tongue or will we actually get to spend time with /our/ shark wife.

She just liked something else on twitter. Hopefully schedule soon at least

>>10757963
>>10757210

>>10757963
it was postchat. there's no proof. it's the perfect crime.

>>10757694
>>10757740
The images from that page are incredibly common stream assets for the jps, you can probably go into any of their streams and you'll recognize the artstyle everywhere

>>10757963
she said she would see us, not that we would see ehr.
she's stalking our twitters right now

>>10757963
she doesn't remember what fucking day it is most of the time, tomorrow for her could be wednesday

https://youtu.be/YvU0sJCmFlE?t=23053
I enjoy the way she becomes so overwhelmed with urgency and her terrible sense of direction that she starts flinging her mouse around her desk and briefly hyperventilates.

>gura was here all day mumeiposting just to fuck with shrimps, hoomans and Mumei
Shark, I kneel.

Metal Gear Survive? More like Metal Gear is trying to survive

Hi Gura I miss you.

Daily reminder that I want goop goop to play Runescape.

>>10758000
>>10758008
>>10758024
>>10758028
All fair points but jokes on you nerds I have the power to summon a Gura tupla if I think hard enough so enjoy your lonely suffering.

>>10758172
Based

>>10758216
Based schizo.

>>10758008
Goorah it doesn't work that way

>>10758216
>I have the power
It's called schizophrenia, yes.

>>10758250
chumbuds will believe anything if it's in a screenshot.jpg

>>10758216
based schizophrenia
i'll try to dream about her again
last time i dreamed I WAS her

>>10758359
what did you do? the obvious?

She just liked this from lack, Gura please post schedule.

>>10756330
>>10756397
Sorry bros, it didn't work this week

>>10758455
Maybe you didnt buy the right stuff. Go back and buy all the same shit you did last week.

>>10758247
>>10758267
>>10758359
Yes I am aware I have schizophrenia thats basically what I said.
You are all just jealous.

>>10758383
no, because i wasnt me in Gura's body, I was just Gura
all I knew was I was at a sleepover with Ame and Kiara and a flying bansee ghost bitch thats a reoccuring nightmare for me was coming for us so I had to warn them and we planned out how to defeat her
long story short we killed her and me and Ame were laying down on the floor and I was losing my mind over wheter or not I should put my arm around her or if it would fuck up our friendship

>>10758501
Yes

>>10758402
shes busy cutting the gura out of the picture for the schedule and she's very slow don't rush her

>>10758501
Somewhat, I will admit that much. I only have myself to talk to in my head.

>>10758118
First rrat I've read all day that's believable.

>>10755087
>thin
DYRBI

>>10758295

>>10756072
Mumei is playing rimworld though, so I doubt it

>>10758639
You can tell this is fake because Gura is monogamously married to ME.

>>10758616
I did write in the fat ass?

>>10758683
I made this post

>>10758639
im similing gura. thank you for the laugh my wife

>>10756050
I have a feeling that Kronii and Gura are going to have lesbian sex within the next 12 months. Convince me otherwise

>>10758639
Too well typed to be Gura.

>>10758707
I made this post

>>10758740
Not quite. But she'll be there.

>>10758742
remidner that gura literally backspaces to add misspellings in, since you seem to have forgotten

>>10756311
>>10758455
well go out and do it again !

>>10756244
I remember her talking about that during SC reading of a stream, can't remember which one it was. It was the one where she was also talking about getting a DMC inspired outfit I think

>>10758784
Are you implying gura is into NTR?

>>10758250
>see you guys tomorrow
>1am est
SHE PLAYED US

>>10758866
She's talked about wanting to cover Mr. Brightside

>>10758866
That would impy Gura pursues Kronii sexually in the first place.

>>10756344
https://youtu.be/_7b01SjiiBE?t=6790
https://youtu.be/ySJslFpo91U?t=15914

>>10758866
that's not ntr anon, just plain cucking, yes there is a difference

Is it possible to learn the power of the schizo without being one?

>>10758883
I expected as much.

>>10758952
No, the abyss gazes back

>>10758911
Are you implying she doesnt?

>>10758639
Gura made this post.

Everybody present already has the power of schizo.

>>10759015
I believe so.

>>10759010
Teach me then. Please.

>>10756988
I doubt EN will ever do off-collabs outside of Japan. It'll just support doxxfags if they get knowledge that one or more of them are just a car ride away from each other.

>>10759114
>doxxfags
Why are people like this?

>>10757585
holy fuck, this place really has rotted your brain huh

>>10759070
I cannot. The journey to becoming a schizo is personal, but this might help you get started.

>>10759156
most doxxfags are underage/SEA
the same type to think swatting a streamer is a funny joke because of how edgy it is and "look, I caused that!" mentality

>>10759114
The fuck is that even supposed to mean? If they do an offcollab in Japan, there's like a 90% chance you know the exact city they'd be in. An offcollab in NA would be way harder for faggots to try doxx

>>10759341
So they are Muh Joker live in a society wannabes.
Makes sense.

>>10758952
>>10759010
>>10759070
>>10759305
>all me

>>10759156
Just like in people, our group's very existence will eventually spawn cancers regardless of our best intentions.

>>10759377
A-Are you me?!?!

I'm in limerence with Gura!

>>10759424
I posted this.

>>10758914
>Gets aggressive she sees cute things
Did the spirit of Carol processed her? Keep that shark away from children.

>>10759377
I was able to position the mouseover of this gif onto the head of dancing gura in the last post you replied to and it was cute. Thank you.

>>10759470
She's trying to provoke chumbuds into drawing more art of her getting roughed up. It's not working, sadly.

>>10759397
>OUR

I love this shark!

I LOVE GURA more than all of you

>>10759559
You're right it's mine.

Let's get some schedule predictions!

Super Metroid
Public karaoke
Minecraft
DBD with Council member
Outlast 2
Finish Asobi Asobase
Digikomi convention
Third outfit reveal

>>10759638
NOPE I DO GET FUCKED

>>10759699
asobi has been on mondays so chances are schedule goes up tonight or tomorrow with asobi being first block
That's my prediction anyway

I'm in love with Gura!

>>10759699
>Public karaoke
she already said members during the asobi stream

>>10759638
That's not true because I love her the most!

>>10760190
oh no, don't upset the member karaoke schizos by doing a public karaoke again gura, they're still spittin mad from last time

>>10760299
Strange take, considering that member karaoke is so much better.

>>10760364
still not worth getting mad at gura over

>>10760397
I cant be mad at this face.

>>10760190
Oh did she specifically say members? I just remember her wanting to do karaoke next schedule. If it is members, then maybe push finishing Asobi to the next schedule

>>10760104
Woah, me too!

>>10760493
if anime gets delayed for karaoke i will officially become a karaoke anti

>>10760563
>karaoke anti

>>10760563
How does one become a karaoke anti

>>10760299
Not mad just disappointed
We wanted members karaoke and havent gotten one in a while and members streams have been quite meh for a bit if ill be honest. Watchalongs are cool but I kinda prefer almost anything else honestly.

>>10760587
a while back she did a member's poll for a stream and of course karaoke won. for a second i was disappointed because i wanted to do something else but the moment she started singing i felt like an absolute retard for wanting anything else

>>10760608
i will destroy the concept of song itself

>>10760625
I listen to her sing every morning when I am opening the store.

>>10760493
i remember her saying members karaoke and doing a vr stream during the asobi stream

Does Gura like shota?

>>10760657
No. Only lolis.

>>10760657
No she likes big hairy bear men.
Source: My ass.

>>10760677
she likes them bald

>>10760677
>No she likes big hairy bear men.


THATS ME IM IN BROS

>>10759351
Cause they don't live in Japan. They'd be there like a week or 2 at most.
An off-collab at one of their houses would have way bigger implications.

>>10760657
Predict schedule release time, anon who get it right get to eat sandwich made by Gura

>>10760697
Nah

>>10759638
>>10759740
>>10760191
I made these posts

>>10760772
9:00 - 9:30 EDT

>>10760780
those aren't big hairy bears, she has different standards

>>10759156
At least most doxxers are SEAniggers living in mud huts plastered with monkey shit, so chances of them being able to actually do anything to them IRL are very slim.

>>10760780
I hope Gura plays STALKER 2...

>>10760657
no, only loli, but she might like a shota if you can convince her its a futa loli

Can we get a list of Gura's confirmed fetishes?

>>10759638
yeah? well if you love her so much then why don't you marry her?

>>10760864
Has she ever played Fallout?

>>10760933
>>10760801
>>10760549
I made all of these post

>>10760933
He cant, she's already married to me. I look the other way when she cheats on me with him every other weekend.

>>10760915
There aren't any confirmed fetishes. Just rrats of varying potency.

>>10759699
Seems like a very plausible schedule. Seems like too much for a Gura schedule though, so I'd remove the Super Metroid, plus the karaoke is member's only.
I really hope the horror game she chooses isn't Outlast 2 though.. I want her to play VR horror.

>>10760104
Hey, me too! Funny that we have that in common

>>10760299
>they're still spittin mad from last time
literally who? I don't think I even saw one person shit posting about it

>>10760563
Dude, anime is my favorite thing after Gura and the amazing potential in future watchalongs makes me giddy, but this is Gura karaoke we're talking about. Collect yourself. chumbud. She's already promised to finish Asobi Asobase

I hope Gura’s back pain didn’t get worse

>>10761133
She should go see a chiropractor!

>>10761047
Is that hose supposed to resemble a penis?

>>10761157
or a real doctor and not a bone cracking quack

>>10761157
Do you think cover offers medical benefits?

>>10761168
yeah, mine

>>10761185
no, Ame talked about how she was getting health insurance on stream

>>10760978
I think you guys are getting played. Im married to Gura and we spend every day together

Perhaps in Japan they do? Certainly not in other countries.

>>10761230
Sorry anon, I deleted post. Just remembered I dont want to get beaned again for /vt/ rule 2.

>>10755087
"Ma'am this is a salon, not a gamestop"

>>10761299
I feel like info they openly say on stream is fine but better safe than sorry with some of the retarded jannies we have.

>>10760771
>An off-collab at one of their houses would have way bigger implications.
I don't know what implications you could possibly mean considering that one of the chuubas lives there regardless of visitors, but they could just do it at a vacation spot like some of the JPs have done. Kiara and Calli would have to fly internationally to go to America anyway

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>10759638
Prove it!

>>10761377

>>10761427

GURA IS DEAD, GAWR REIGNS SUPREME

>>10761474

>>10761446
>>10761377
I hit the wrong file

>>10761341
Some jannies probably don't even watch streams, too busy flexing their epeen banning people on 4ch

>>10761427
>bed already
good night I guess

>>10761474
OH NYOOO!!!1!!

>>10761488

>>10761377
Where were you when she was singing it live?

Has Gura sung the shark song yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N0YLRunmEQ

>>10761605
I'll answer if you tell me exactly how new you are

Somehow the orange woman and this dumb shark collab showed up on my recs and I gave them a watch and I fucking liked it and they made me laugh and ended watching the whole stream.
What a terrible fate, this is what I get for not learning japanese faster.

>>10761633
A weak and a half.

>>10761550
Didn't make it on the PC on time to post, was very happy she sang it again.

>>10761679
watch english and japanese chuubers and enjoy all of it I say
I try to watch ID sometimes too but the language sounds like star wars gobbledy gook to me so its tough

>>10761692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paxfZyZO2Eg

>>10761753
Thank you anon.

>>10761299
Literally had nothing to do with /vt/2.

i am the only person on /vt/ who loves gura

>>10761861
Hi there Ame.

Minecraft stalker kun, did Gura login today?

>>10761814
It was played during the intro of her birthday stream, which any long term chumbud would have seen by now. I guess the birthday stream might not have as much weight for a new chumbud, so maybe save that for later

will goowa pway minecrwaft wif Sana tonight?

>>10761894
I don't think so.

>>10761921
only gura knows the answer

>>10761921
gura your block puttin wrist...

Controversial opinion. Gura shouldnt play minecraft or stream today, but I want her to rest her carpal tunnel.

>third day "off"
>almost an hour past her normal stream time
>still no schedule posted
>still feel comfy from her guerilla stream yesterday

I think I could get used to this. Seeing Gura on an unexpected day is really nice.

>>10761357
>I don't know what implications you could possibly mean
chuuba A has state/province/address doxxed. chuuba B is still unknown.
chuuba B does an off-collab at chuuba A's IRL house.
It's now known that chuuba A lives close to B and more information can further be found based on that. Such as what schools they may have went to, etc.

>>10761814
>>10761905
Absolutely do not watch the birthday stream until you've connected with Gura. "Kino" get's thrown around a lot, but that stream truly is kino to watch if you love Gura.

>>10762115
I still cant watch that stream without crying
i hope she feels like she deserves our love more now

>>10762115
I shall aspire to the day in which I am worthy of Gura's birthday stream.

>>10758616
no u

>>10762115
I've only watched it once since it happened, but I cried like 5 times during it. I don't want to watch it again for fear it'll lose impact

>>10760563
>karaoke anti
do animekeks really? know your place

>>10762105
anon, i don't want to blow your mind here but we live in an age where the average person can afford to fly in specialized passenger jetliners over huge distances - often taking only a few hours - and visit someone who lives far away

>>10762034
She had a 7 hour stream yesterday, schizo.

>>10762210
>flying
>few hours
>in a post covid society
kek

>>10760657
Why ask when you already know what type of men she likes.

>>10762348
You seem to have posted her second favorite character. Easy mistake to make

>>10762348
You know people can like more than one type of guy/girl, right?

>>10762263
If you're vaxxed and just traveling within the US this is still true.

>>10762447
Dont even have to be vaxxed. I could literally just hop in my car and go however far my gas tank will take me.

>>10762105
They can just go stay at their house for a week. If doing a solo stream during that week just use whoever's house your at's computer.

>>10762502
I don't think any of the US based girls drive.

>>10762665
Well its just an example. Just saying there really isnt any meaningful impediment to going wherever you want domestically.

>>10760941
She likes Skyrim so much I'm sure she'd like Fallout 4.

>>10762665
Gura can crash a car, that sort of counts as driving.

Gura.... Gura didnt lie to us right guys?
She will stream tonight right?

>>10762927
It's a Saturday night anon she's probably enjoying her time off.

>>10762927
She technically posted that on the 2nd so that would mean stream on the 3rd. The samegaki was teasing us

>>10762927
Imagine if she hops on exactly 24 hours after she said it.

Is the server linking happening tomorrow?

>>10763083
Oct 3rd according to someone

gura is really cute and probably doesn't weigh anything you can just pick her up

>>10762263
>>10762447
I don't know what planet you guys live on but I flew to Dallas and back without the need for any bullshit. I was through the TSA in 10 minutes with my passport and carry-on. They require masks and reserve the right to test your temperature but I think that's just for people who are visibly ill.
>>10762665
A lot of girls are either terrible at driving or terrified of it. I figure girls that are big enough shut-ins to watch anime and play videogames fall into that category.

>>10762210
even if they live nearby, they can simply claim to have flown a great distance. all it takes to sell it is taking a day or two off.

>>10763001
Sana just said the actual server maintenance is in less than 20 hours and implied other members were planning to be on before then possibly as guerrilla streams. I'm calling it, Gura was talking about a guerrilla collab that's going to happen in the middle of the night tonight or early in the morning.

>>10763083
Sana just said about 24 hours from now.

>>10763188
they won't be able to hide all the sex they had that day

>>10762211
Please reread the comment you responded to and delete your post

>>10762165
>>10762195
I'm exactly the same, buds. The closest I've gotten is watching Amelia's call in where she tells Gura she's proud of her and immediately knew how special a person Gura is.
https://streamable.com/wgm00g

I think I'm going to rewatch it when I'm holding her birthday merch in my hands.

>>10763206
If Kronii and Sanners stay for a while I can see Gura hopping in VC tonight I don't think she will stream herself unless she does pull a guerilla stream later.

>>10763996
It's a Saturday night past Gura's scheduled times anon she's probably taking the night off enjoying herself.

>>10764360
>enjoying herself

>>10764417
How likely is it that Gura has a 14 in bad dragon dildo?

>>10764510
Extremely unlikely
She's very small

>>10764510
All the girls own dildo's anon it's just a matter of type. Gura's is probably furry shit.

>>10764510
No cock like horse cock.

>>10764510
Very high
https://files.catbox.moe/65azpv.png

>>10764566
Send my asshole into shock

>>10764567
I bet she uses the Diego.

I would never put it past this samegaki to say "see you tomorrow," realize it was already past midnight, then purposely stream again after 12:00 AM EST. She was pretty happy to stream live to people who normally can't catch her when she did her late night MC stream the other day.

i wonder what gura and marine's discord convos are like now that marine knows gura likes dirty jokes.

>>10764655
I wonder if any of the holos are actually on bad terms behind the curtain.

https://youtu.be/eKUUWraedLA

>>10764722
They all despise and shit talk each other behind their backs

>>10764722
yes, but why would you want to wonder about that? think about gura and marine trading dirty jokes instead

Sana thinks that Gura's portal decorations are beautiful

>>10764786
Okay, I will.

>>10764648
Since she did a lot of twitter reps I have a feeling she had some other Hololive work she had to do she forgot about.
Sana and Kronii were just talking about having to record something, so I wonder if we're finally getting another Ochame Kinou.

>>10764761
almost no one is going to complain about translated clips. they may complain about the translation itself, though.

>>10764883
Pretty sure Ame, Kiara, and Ina have talked about recording stuff recently too

>>10764883
>another Ochame Kinou.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE

Apparently there's a secret project that every EN member is working on, which is making them more busy than usual

>>10766368
the secret project is me I am having sex with all of them except kiara

>>10766695
WHORE

>>10766695
>except kiara
kek

Sorry about the no stream. Ive been keeping Gura busy by shooting babies into her all day.

I love her.

I think the girls are all working on an anime

>>10767126
Weird, she's been laying around watching movies right next to me all day

>>10767233
Bro dont you see me?

>>10767139
HOLO MYTH EPISODE OF HOLOGRA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10767335
yeah because the umisea shorts were so great

>>10767417
this but unironically. I'd love more.

>>10767417
they were yeah

>>10767417
You're damn right they were.

I will be going to bed as a ritual summoning for Gura. You can thank me later anons

>>10767558
Goodnight buddy

>>10767558
I will summon Gura to my bed

>>10767600
No dont. She's already watching movies and having sex with me and anon. Why dont you just come over here instead?

>>10767417
The manga was good. The VA work is questionable, but understandable given the circumstances described by Ina and Gura

dumb shark

>>10767751
cute shark

ENTER SHARK

SHARK SIGHTING

gura in mc.

GURA IS ONLINE

FUUUCK I WANTED TO SLEEEPP

GURA ON SANA'S STREAM

SHARK SPOTTED IN SANA'S STREAM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHEI55tCr0

>>10767842
wtf is that thing in the corner

>>10767889
Gummy worm

>>10767889

>>10767889
It's Sana, Don't be rude.

What did gura say in the chat?

>>10768037

>>10768123
her words are so wise

>>10768123
rraaaaaaaat

>>10768037

I wonder if Kronii and Gura are in a VC together again

>>10768191
Kronii left earlier to record things so probably not likely

>>10767692
>sex with Gura
>it's a threesome
>the third is a male chumbud

Would you???

>>10768288
Yeah, I call the pussy

>>10767558
Thank you for your sacrifice, I guess

>>10767558
Thank you...

>>10757546