/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Reminder that Gura cute

>>10824107
You should still run towards her

I'm in love with Gura. Goodnight!

This is my new drug of choice.

home sweet home

>>10824626

...would you?

>>10824667
protecc yes

>>10824667
Why wouldn't i?

>>10824667
Body looks too old

Gura cute Gura cute!

When are the servers merging, did they announce any date?

>>10824790
Should be merged now unless Cover fucked it up.

>>10824790
it's believed that the maintenance window was a few hours ago.

>>10824790
Do we know if it's gonna be an event or are people just gonna jump on when they feel like it? I'd assume there would be some EN/JP collabs to guide them around the place, if yet spontaneous.

>>10824962
People are guessing that there will be some type of event and has to do with why no one has put out a schedule yet
But it's literally just guessing

>>10825018
>and has to do with why no one has put out a schedule yet
That's a bit reassuring if true, i was worried since i couldn't see any minecraft scheduled.

>>10823633
I don't like Gawr. I love her and her soft other side, but don't tell Gawr I said that.

pls anstand, coverchama has been furiously googling "how to copy file with linux" for almost 8 hours and has made no progress

>>10824667
Would... Would you not?

I have another hypothetical situation for you anons.
>You get to fuck Gura
but
>she has the body of an actual 10 year old girl
Do you take the offer?

>>10825212
Where's the downside?

>>10825212
>but

>>10825212
ToT

>>10825212
What's the catch?

>>10825212
As long as it's Gura's body and not some random 10 year old, sure.

>>10825212
refer to
>>10825180

I want fuck underage fish

>>10825370
welcome friend

>>10825212
Of course.

>>10825428
shark dreams

>>10824621
>>10825111
How would you chumbuds feel if Gura's new outfit had Gawr theme due to Halloween?

>>10825489
That would be great, but seems unlikely.

2snacks animation has hit 2 million after a little over 3 days. Jump King has jumped to 708k views since there is renewed interest in the source material of that animation. Well, you should watch the whole things since there is a lot of good stuff in there, other than the prank call. That's over 100k views gained because of one scene being animated well. It is slowing done so I don't think we'll see it hitting 800k anytime soon or I could be wrong. We'll see soon enough. Just goes to show the mutual benefits of vtuber and their fans to boost each other up in appreciation of each other.

>>10825489
Disappointed that it isn't VAMPIRE GURA

>>10825489
Gawr with what looked like hair up in the silhouette ?? YES

>>10825489
I'd love that, but I won't get any hopes up for it.
Captcha: G00MS

>>10825428

gura stinky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkcF5rmI20g

Was there any Gura today? I know Sue didn't stream but did she take part in any guerrilla streams?

>>10825638
LMAO quality clip
I'm glad that more korean clippers are showing up
Oh nyoo Gura's influence is growing

So I just realized some of these images were fucking sound files. I feel like Ive just discovered some kind of secret thats been kept from me specifically. Like, if you ever found out that everyone in a group chat made another group chat that doesnt include you.

i can never go to sleep earlier than 2:30 eastern anymore, because gura once started a stream that late.

>>10825730
That was with warning. She isn't streaming tonight.

>>10825719
you can just ignore them, it's definitely optional content.

>>10825677
No, maybe if someone was playing mario kart like Kiara previously.

>>10825677
lol

>>10825759
Oh yeah, but this knowledge definitely puts a lot of posts that didnt make sense to me before into context.

>>10825755
stop trying to cheat me out of seeing gura's live stream!

>>10825759
Wrong.

>>10825843
Why would she do this? Unmembered, unbelled, unsubscribed, taking back my views and ad money, leaving angy comment goodbye.

>>10825843
its just a post of her moving her face around

did gura's triple "oh nyo" get made into soundpost?

>>10825967
here let me help u
https://files.catbox.moe/nv9nor.webm

>>10825897
If only it were that simple for those who feel slighted by Gura.

>>10825843
Oh nyo the cookie ;_;

>>10825981
Soundposts taking off it the single worst thing that has happened in 2021. Posting links straight up will always be superior.

>>10826048

>>10825843
holy fuck i can't believe she said that

Just watch the MC vod Gura making fun of chat by mistaken the iron block and bone block. She makes me diamond hard while using uwu voice teasing the chat. Am I alright?

>>10826210
That means you aren't gay. Congratulations.

>>10826048
Its pretty cool once you've got the extensions, anon.

>>10826210
you're gay anon, congrats on your raise

>>10826210
Yes, you belong in this thread of homosexuals

>>10826210
Rumor has it you may or may not be gay.

>>10826210
That's normal. Valley Gura and most of her other voices should too.

>>10826225
I just want to fuck this smug samegaki until she beg for mercy. Is that too much to ask?

Am I doing it right, anons?

>>10826210
You are gay and i'm not

>>10826210
Yeah I don't know what it is but her uwu voice makes me diamond as well. It's that Samegaki energy.

>>10826355
It seems not

>>10826210
does this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBbX5Oc3oo&t=3463s

>>10826256
I have them, and I'm telling you that the links were better in every way.

Tis a learning process.

>>10826465
like i said, just ignore them.

>3 mil on the 4th of July
>another 430k in three months since

I didn't check until just now, but fuck, dude.

https://files.catbox.moe/20l80f.mp4

Ever since the Taiwan flag thing the other day, Gura's dislikes have multiplied by a factor of 5. Is there anything else going on?

Let me know if this still works, made this a while ago and i'm curious about how long the audio stays up, i can't be arsed to install addons right now.

>>10826535
Works

>>10826535
That still works

>>10826559
>>10826561
Nice, i guess those links lasts for quite a while then, thanks.

>>10826535
Is there an effective way to save these with the urls intact without manually typing it out?

>>10825489
Stoked. I already figured the theme would be horror. If that's the case, it would have been a simple matter to ask Amashiro to design her as Gawr.

>>10826525
What are you on about, Gura mumei minecraft and Umisea collab have the most dislikes out of the last 15 or so streams.

>>10826259
>>10826307
>>10826322
>>10826356
But I want to fuck Gura and I am a male. if I am gay, does that makes gura a male too?

>>10826603
Nevermind

>>10825525
But bro... What if.... What if VAMPIRE GAWR

>>10826648
He is

>>10826648
well does does have two shark dicks

>>10826665
NO! It has to be Gura! Gawr wouldn't sweetly ask you for a kapu, she would spill all your blood and wouldn't lick it up off the floor like she should

>>10826648
I mean..

Does anyone knows how low the merger will take ?
I see no minecraft in council planning.

I would like Gura to not play minecraft this week...
pls play something else
Too much minecraft this last weeks

>>10826606
She's already got the Gawr emojis ready......

>>10826763
Gura will play Minecraft this week. I suggest you accept this fact.

>>10826392
I swear if she dare to talk to me like this in front of my face,I'm gonna tear her stupid hoddy apart, push her against the wall and rape her and cum in her baby talking month eight times and her stinky cunny thirty seven times until I die from exhausted

>>10826665
I would faint

>>10826840
based, but don't forget to suck her shark tits

>>10826763
She's going to play it with or without us. I prefer with us bud. Plus with the servers connecting there should be some kino.

>>10826922
>with or without us
it's not gonna be with, get used to the idea.

I love Gura!!!!

>>10826900
I will during my fifteen cum

We don't have the new server IP yet but Gura just stopped playing Minecraft.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/likes

>>10827095
Hope she had a comfy Sunday playing Minecraft. Was anyone else on?

>>10827139
Like I said, we don't know that anymore. I'm only saying she stopped playing because of the twitter like.

>>10827095
I'm not going to stay up to watch this. Sorry Gura.

This is my favorite song about tomboys. Do you think Gura counts as a tomboy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPy7gz446mA

I don’t really interact with other people much, but would someone find this wallpaper weird if they saw my phone? Oh well, I really like it so I don’t care.

>>10827267
>>10827185

>>10827267
The backpack does it make it a bit risky but it's probably harmless for the most part. I know my family has seen mine but they don't really comment on it.

>>10827336
Kek what the fuck, there’s no way that’s real

>>10827547
i don't believe it either. i just thought it was funny it was posted around the same time.

>>10827267
I have a friend that has his lock screen set to naked lolis and nobody has ever said anything to him about it.

>>10827547
No, it’s an ESL, not a burger. Language usage is all wrong for a burger.

>>10827547
Even if it was true isn't it worse in Canada in terms of loli possession?

>>10827336
>i have contacts in canada, they said it's ok to go there
what a fucking larp

Gura's a fucking furry

> Saw Kiara and Ina schedule
> Still no costume reveal

WTF Cover, give us the new Gura costume

>>10827709
As long as she doesn't wear a fur suit i'd say it's still worth it.

>>10827594
>>10827591
I could see a cop holding you if you had some really explicit Gawrt, but there’s not really any legal basis to arrest someone for sfw anime fanart.

Something like pic related is anyone’s guess though

>>10827756
Why would a cop be looking at your lockscreen?

https://files.catbox.moe/x7jbv6.png

>>10828248
Oh nyo

>>10828248
TuTuTuTuTuT

>>10828248
Imagine the sounds she would make as she squirms

>>10828248
What's that pink thing on her tongue and what's going on in this image in general? What happened to her sock?

>>10828542
I think the pink thing is supposed to be some kind of candy bait.

I NEVER LOST FAITH

Members post is up

GO TO SLEEP SHARK

Check the member post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BrSuDOBmuc

I love the shork so much

I Believed! I love her!

>my chummies
Gura...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE MY SHARKDAUGHTERWIFE

someone post the thumbnail, that is a work of art

>I've been so busy playing minecraft for 5 hours yesterday
sure gura... at least there's something to look forward to now.

>>10828682
Did Gura draw this…..

I LOVE YOU GURA!

>>10828630

>unarchived sing is comin. I been so busy guys sorry, I will have schedule up soon hopefully. Its all planned, just need to make it for twitter. we'll finish asobi as well this week ! see ya !
Goober...

>>10828713
there are really people who still believe they don't have work outside of streams? sad.

>>10828721
no
https://twitter.com/JoregiJung/status/1443810509317451787

Gura I love you !

Go to sleep you dumb shark. It's too late for you to be up!

>>10828752
I love her the most!

>>10828777
It's not her bedtime for another 3 hours or so, daywalker.

>>10828732
That's not what I said anon.

Gura is still up at 4am EDT? Fix your sleep schedule. You've been busy so that's why you couldn't make a schedule? We saw you logged onto Minecraft. Lolyvpsj

>>10828877
anon, everyone is busy decorating minecraft server because retarded management told their deadline 1 week before

>>10828777
Her blood is pure energy drink chemicals at this point anon.

>>10828849
goomba will deliver, in about a couple months after you already forgot she mentioned working on something

oh yeah, another cons this week.

>playing Minecraft off stream all day
>”I been so busy guys sorry”
DYRBI

Such bullies, you won't even accept her apology.

>>10829047
I dont want her apology. I want her naked on my bed.

>>10829035
Well you seem to have the logs, how long was she logged into Minecraft for today?

>>10829060
Well that's acceptable I suppose.

>>10829035
I believe you're a fucking retard.

>>10829047
sing shallys, I will forgive her

Welp, its time for bed for me, anons. Im gonna listen to the goodnight sound post about 5 times and then Ima turn in.

>>10829047
just a random thought. If she said something like "Chubi is sick and I've been stressed out of my mind", we would be arguing over if she's lying about her cat being sick or if the cat even exists at all.

>>10829035
gotta impress your senpais

>>10829035
Well, they were given some weird deadline on building stuff in Minecraft, so blame management (like always).

>>10829171
I hate that this is true

>>10829182
>>10829203
>The onsen still doesn't have a roof and Gura spent the whole night yesterday fucking with Mori and working on her completely hidden away area.
Yeah, no. I don't buy the "it was for the deadline"

Members karaoke yeah baybeee

hnggg I miss you I swear I do

>>10829047
It's a bullshit apology because she was on MC for hours and couldn't take 30 minutes or an hour to make a schedule. Stop blindly accepting everything. She doesn't care.

>>10829256
>working on her completely hidden away area
the onsen isn't gura's building anyway blame Ina for that, and fuck you that area is great and she will lead peko or shion or aqua or marine into it to get praises

>>10829035
Nope I don't believe it. She just doesn't care.

>>10829350
It's great, but no one would even know if she busted the deadline for it, and fucking with Mori with an hour certainly didn't scream "I can't stream this because I'm focusing on getting stuff done for the deadline"

>>10829350
Anon. He never said it didn't look good. Reading reps

I find it humorous that the people that “totally love Gura but think she needs to be criticized” only have negative criticisms they post on cooldown in all hours of the night

>>10829047
Crocodile tears.
She knows we have the logs, just be honest and no one is gonna get mad.

>>10829444
Some buds are tsundere.

>>10829444
Just a time loop you will see every schedule break. People will learn to ignore it after spending 2 weeks here.

>>10829498
This is worse than usual. You know it is.

>>10829482
Post them then, how much Minecraft did she play Sunday?

>>10829482
>we have the logs
last someone posted it she logged in for just an hour

>>10829444
Way better than schizos arguing if collabs are good or not ad infinitum

>>10829527
She played about 16 minutes yesterday.

aaaa I have a date with my shark wife tonight and I'm on 3 hours of sleep~
what am i gonna do~?

>>10812407
Didn't have this one on that device but here you go son.

Gura hinted multiple times in the last minecraft stream she wasn't a native english speaker. Was she kidding?

>>10829544
>Way better
Nah both groups deserve chemical castration.

>>10829604
Yes.

>>10829482
>we
Post em schizo

>>10829527
Huh, so Saturday we know she was on for hours because of Sana’s stream, so she’s not hiding anything there, logs or not, and yesterday she didn’t play really. Which part was she lying about?

>>10829604
jesas anon, did you get your autism diagnosted already?

>>10829604
nope, she's atlantean

>>10829604
No, but I can't post why here.

>>10829541

IP changed this night with the merge no I read before no ?
They have seen Gura connected before but after she can’t be track

>>10829604
>Princess of Atlantis
>Native English speaker
Nah

>>10829604
The flipx rrat still lives lol

Can we take a moment to talk about we are having two members stream coming schedule. I believe Gura loves us more than before.

>>10829562

She probably just removed all her inventory and Ender chest

>>10829652
so that anon was speaking out his ass then?

>>10827937
Oi, do you have a cunny loicense for that m8?

>>10829604
Are you retarded?

Why are y'all so bent out of shape over a fucking schedule? We already know the regular streams are gonna be at the same time as usual. Even if you have work during stream time, its not like you'll be able to get out of it just to watch.

>>10829677
rip ender dragon helmet

>>10829673
Her roommate is white. I know it's a meme but there might be people who think she is some kind of seanig or that English isn't her first language

>>10829697
Schedule doko?
Give me set times
Stream more
Lazy shark more members content
No collabs unless you stream them

>>10827267
I've had more people comment on my pattern lock being a swastika than any of the random scuffed shit I've had as my lock screen

>>10829697
1 schizo =/= "y'all"

>>10829697
Seeing the streams in advance and anticipating them if there are any particularly interesting ones is part of the fun. It's why you put presents under the tree.

first day break was the 8 ish hour minecraft session offstream that she said she wasn't feeling good
second day "break" was the one where she is spotted on Sana's stream.
3rd day break today is what she is apologizing for. So all in all, nothing worth getting schizo about.

>>10829729
i like your chaos energy, keep it up

>>10819701
Uhhhhh what happened to 100% certainty? Is this a collab karaoke? Who’s the other member? Please you were so sure

>>10829729
>No collabs unless you stream them
I honestly don't get this one, as long as gura is in VC it's just more content, do shitposter like to larp as her manager or something?

>>10829697
Because she could have take 30 minutes away from MC to make a schedule. Sorry guys, I just didn't feel like making a schedule and I'm waiting until the last minute. That's all she has to say

settle down buds.

>>10829778
>Sorry guys, I just didn't feel like making a schedule and I'm waiting until the last minute.
this will certainly cause a bigger shitstorm

>>10829775
I'm sorry, do you see a schedule? All I see is a waiting room.

>>10829776
Yes make numbers go up
You are ranked by hours watched
Pump out more songs also
Increase twitter interaction

>>10829816
Me arguing with a shrimp on nendo Gura's head.

>>10829697
Schedule schizo always shits up the thread just ignore the retard.

>>10829778
No it’s not okay, if she said that you would instead shitpost endlessly about how lazy she is and how much she doesn’t care about streaming for admitting that.

>>10829778
We all know she's a procrastinator. Just accept her for who she is instead of whining about something that will likely never change.

>>10829816
me with the gun

>>10829830
are you trying to imply the karaoke doesn’t count? lmao

>>10829858
Who are you aiming at?

>>10829852
I'll let you in on a secret, anon. Almost every single holo is a chronic procrastinator. There are those who procrastinate on stuff by streaming because they like that more, and there are those who procrastinate on streaming by doing other stuff because they like that more.

>>10829816
Me looking under Gura’s hoodie

>>10829877
the shrimp who brought a broken bottle to a gun fight, he's got what's coming to him

>>10829892
ogey

>>10829830
anon, I can respect fighting to the very end but come on man

>>10829763
I would add the "see you tomorrow" thing but even with that, it makes it all seem so overblown.

>been busy
more like being a lazy cunt

I have been away working and didn't visit here so long. Looks like pathetic petten consumers in this shit hole still doesn't learn. Once again this shows booba enjoyers have much more IQ at ignoring shitposters.

>>10829960
Don’t give him attention he’s been at it for months and disappears when he gets btfo, there’s no reasoning with it.

Gura feeling like a members karaoke is always a bad sign. We should have realized trouble was ahead from the moment she said that.

>>10829960
I am confident that the actual schedule will be disappointing and holey. You can build up your expectations in the meantime if you want.

Ah and the goalposts shift again, like clockwork

>>10829604
Obviously her first language is ancient Greek, did you even watch Reflect?

>>10830034
if she just started it right now like the one just before coco's announcement I would agree but this feels like an apology for the ghosting of today

>>10830018
You make 2 very great points, show me more.

>>10830018
It's been a long time Booba gura poster

>>10830034
I'm happy to be her audience as she lets out stress via singing.

>>10830078
She said she was feeling like it in a stream before the ghosting happened. Almost like she knew it was coming... Gura is a prophet.

>>10830078
We already knew there was going to be a member’s karaoke this week

When should I check in again for an actually decent thread? The past days have been shit

>>10830018
which number is this booba gura?

>>10830142
When karaoke happens I guess

>>10830118
well, she said she had stuff to do so it's more like a little forward planning

>>10830142
When people learn not to reply to the shit.
aka, never.
It's fine here when Gura starts streaming, though.

>>10830079
The superiority of booba Gura is finally being recognize in this thread. Looks like there are still some good things in this shit hole.

>>10829604
Meds

>>10830142
When you stop getting triggered by the truth.

>>10829604
Gura's first language is spanish obviously.

>>10830157
This is boobagura43, I am glade chumbuds initiative collecting boobagura. I believe one day we will overthrow these pettan Nazi one day.

>>10830018
>>10830157
>>10830171
>>10830237
Get out

Boobagura will be real one day. Just gotta wait 15,000 years for her to reach atlantean puberty.

>>10830237
Gura will never stoop so low as to have cowtits

>>10830319
that is cope and you know it. Gura would love to have cowtits

>>10830347
Gura has only ever liked 1 piece of """art""" containing massive tits

>>10830373
Granted it’s a very nice piece of art

Remember this

>>10830317
>>10830319
if Gura continues working for Hololive for the foreseeable future and gets tired of her voice she could make a lore decision to grow up via boobs and her deeper voice

>>10830509
I love only for the present, carpe diem baby

>>10830514
It would be interesting if she decides on a more mature model if she were to go indie. Somehow I cannot see her picking anything other than more cunny/cunnylike.

>>10830514
Anon, I thought her natural voice was only just a little bit deeper.

>>10830509
I remember, I just don't care.

>>10830509
Schizo fabrication this post is bait

>>10830509
I'm not an obsessed girlfriend.

>>10830509
SHE PROMISED!
kek

>>10830542
Isn’t most voice transitions between a teenager/early adult to a mature adult just that though? The difference usually isn’t drastic.

>>10829763
What about her 4th or 5th break day?

>>10830629
Sure, but when we're talking about 'mature woman' voice, I immediately think of kronii's voice, and I dont think goop goop could pull something like that off.

>>10830509
She even put the heart how could she...
I'm schedule schizo now

>>10830694
And where are those?

>>10830701
Her voice bit during the light novel read a long months ago for one of the characters was actually a very good mature voice I thought.

Just imagine a bit more nasal Gura and you've got her natural affect. It's not like she drops a whole octave.

>>10830769
But I thought the deepest voice she can produce is her super genuine authentic natural real voice. Like when she does the huhaha laugh.

>>10830734
The schizo has evolved to imagine entire days now, be careful, he may reach critical mass soon.

>>10829992
Of fucking course it is, does anybody actually take the shitposter seriously? He constantly exaggerates the breaks, ommits the streams, lies about streaming times, break days, calls Gura a lier and call it all "criticism". He just wants to shit up the thread. Just report his ass.

>>10830837
Making fun of him is all well and good but all it does is empower him to be even more motivated to get the last laugh.

>>10830837
Poor guy got the short end of the schizophrenia stick. He could have gotten his own Gura gf instead.

This is kino. Where to find HD for print?

>>10830898
https://twitter.com/JoregiJung/status/1443810509317451787

>>10830931
Thanks

>>10830734
>>10830837
He probably just meant the 22nd, 28th, 30th, 2nd and 3rd? The 22nd is a while ago but it was still on the same schedule. The other 4 are all within the last 6 days.

>>10830898
What did she mean by this?

>>10827705
Loli hentai is straight up illegal here. Pretty sure you'd be better off staying in the US

>>10830837
Umm, she has only streamed 2 times in 6 days and 1 of those was a 1 hour collab.

>>10827336
Yeah this is 100% BS anyone who falls for this is an idiot honestly.

>>10829728
Jewish*

>>10831066
No one cares

>>10831066
She was in VC in other girls' streams for hours as she struggled to build shit for the retarded MC deadline. If you don't count that, it's your own problem, nobody cares.

This pains me so much...

>>10831135
>If you count all the time she wasn't streaming in your calculation of how many times she streamed
Not him but wtf even is this argument?

>>10831074
go away

>>10831135
She was not in VC in minecraft for half an hour after uno, and in mario-kart for half an hour before minecraft. Neither of those were on the days counted as breaks.
She was also in VC for 3+ hours on the 24th. Don't think anyone counted that one as a break, though.

>>10831170
It's an argument that we got a shit ton of Gura content regardless, you retard.
>>10831205
Fuck off.

>>10831205
bro she was on VC with Kiara for mario kart.

quick one before i dive into work for the rest of the day

new schedule!

>>10831417
Ok retard but he didn't say we didn't get content he said she streamed 2 times in 6 days and one was a 1 hour collab which is true.

>>10831437
you already tried that, faggot

>>10831435
That's amazing, I like this style anon. We are barren of good posters so keep it up.

>>10831437
That's been posted like 4 times now latebud

>>10831422
>and in mario-kart for half an hour before minecraft

I miss her
But she doesn't miss us apparently

>>10831460
I don't give a fuck about technicalities of what prompted him to soil his diapers this time.

>>10831460
He was responding to a thread about break days...

I want to have emotional moment with gura and crying with her

>>10831437
>btd6 collab
>i get to see btd6's shitty netcode in real time
>you have to unlock or buy shit at the start of the game
>we might get to join an open coop lobby with gumba at some point
i don't know how to feel about this

>>10831537
Already happened.

>>10831548
it's fake

>>10831580
oh i haven't been on for a few days, my mistake

>>10831580
>he doesn't have tier 4 big dick shrimps exclusive membership

>>10831522
>>10831528
If you retards are gonna reply to bait at least don't make a fool of yourselves. You agure like redditors where you know you don't really have a good argument so you just change the subject to something that fits your narrative.
Either shut the fuck up or just call him a nigger and move on with your lives.

Is it strange that I love gura practicing sing more than real karaoke?

Why is he using 6 days of streams anyway? Why not 7?

>>10831749
Because god say you can rest on sunday

>>10831628
He's going to keep being called retarded as long as he keeps claiming that being on voice chat in another Holo's stream isn't streaming. It's like saying collabs on another Holo's channel don't count.

>>10831628
Silly anon, that is not how you encourage people to stop biting.

So I've been noticing a large influx of Gawr Gura threads popping on /v/ that last for hours. Not that I mind because I like the shark and catch her streams when I can, but how do all of you feel about this? Are you happy to see her on other boards, or would you prefer it all to stay on this board?

>>10831810
They don't.
You have 3M subscribers for a reason it's like she is hiding or something.
Schizo shark

>>10831837
I never leave /vt/.

>>10831810
It.. it isn't streaming though. Like by definition it's literally not.

>>10831850
They do. Get fucked, nigger.

>>10831889
No I mean, having constant Gura threads on /v/ means you'll have an influx of /v/ posters coming to this thread as a result. Is this good or bad?

>>10831837
I like seeing the crossposting fa/tg/uys every now and then but a high number of gura posters on /v/ just sounds like an open invitation to flood the board with even more basedjacks

>>10831837
as long as they don't wind up here

>>10831940
It can't possibly be worse than our native schizos.

>>10831940
Not that much, considering vtubers have been posted there constantly since before EN even existed.

gura is super close to become a mainstream thing anyways

/v/ welcome

>>10827591
I have the same exact photo on my phone. Goth Shark is too adorable to handle.

>Imagine

>>10831924
Again, it's like saying collabs on another Holo's channel don't count. Streams clearly marked on Gawr Gura's schedule, do not count as streaming in his world. That is obviously absurd.

>>10831969
>/v/
It's by definition full of doxshit.

>>10831810
Anon, Gura was on VC 3 times this week. Twice on days where she already had actual streams, and once on the 24th, which nobody is counting as a break.
The 4 break days remain 4 break days regardless because she wasn't on VC during them. What are you arguing for?

>>10831977
You don't know what mainstream means.

Is this the place where I go to call Gura cute?

>>10832058
Yes

>>10832011
Shut the fuck up, nigger faggot.

For the past couple of nights, I've been going to sleep with a Gura recorded stream playing on my tablet (suspended over my head on a mounted tablet arm) and, I swear to god, I've been having the best dreams lately. Lucid dreams where I'm flying and dreams where I'm with a girl and overall being incredibly happy.

>>10832058
yes

>>10832058
Please do. Lots. GURA IS THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE MULTIVERSE AND SHE CAN LAY AROUND IN BED AND EAT ICE CREAM AS MUCH AS SHE WANTS!

>>10832058
And lazy too, don't let them silence you.

>>10832058
Yes!

>>10832011
So schedule schizo was being a schizo about a mysterious 5th day?

>>10832073
Can you just not handle being wrong?

>>10832109
The 5th day is the 22nd, the reaction to allergy meds day. It's a stretch because it's been a while but it is still on the same schedule.

>>10832080
One of these days, some madlad is going to create a Gura fumo.

This is when the vtuberpocalypse will begin.

>>10832115
I genuinely do not give a shit how many break days Gura takes and seeing people care about things I don't pisses me off.

>>10832115
I said shut the fuck up, can you read, hou retarded fuck?

>>10832137
Well if you count from that day on then that is a twelve day period from then to now, which is almost a fortnight. So why is schedule schizo harping on and on about the last 6 days of streams?

>>10831435
You know, this just reminded me that i'm pissed off that ringo hasn't been featured in either of the fighting games that came out. Like EoH had the standard Jo/Bro/Villain + obligatory Dios, meanwhile they chose fucking mariah as one of the glory god reps. His entire gimmick is 1 on 1 duels he'd have been sick in ASB.

How do I farm likes from Gura if I am a drawfag?
I can do cute, but I am struggling with making something funny.

>Looks at member's post
>supportive and understanding fans
>Looks at ggg
>flooded by shitposters
Hmm, I guess I should have expected this

Cute
https://twitter.com/quokkalee/status/1444891265510690821

>>10832369
every time

>>10832298
Well, make sure to emphasize shark-pits or cat-feet. She seems to choose those when something isn't both cute and funny.

>>10832298
you can be soulful with good expression like this
https://twitter.com/JoregiJung/status/1443810509317451787
you can draw amusing moments like
https://twitter.com/kiwi2624/status/1444131650187644929/photo/1

>>10832237
Because he is saying counting the 4 breaks in the last 6 days, anon. The 5 breaks since the start of the schedule are a different measure.
Why do chumbuds need to be taught basic math all the time...

>>10832148
Oh wait. It already exists.

Nevermind then.

>>10832369
It's the same people.

If cover signed a youtube exclusity deal and all the girls were under a 100 hour monthly minimum do you think Gura would quit?

>>10832501
Yes.

>>10832423
A shame you didn't catch on to him arguing in bad faith anon...

>>10832501
>100 hour monthly minimum
Most vtubers don't do 25 hours a week, do they? They don't need to. Overexposure can actually hurt you in the long run. It's all about balance.

>>10832501
>~5 hours a day 5 days a week
Yeah i think she would. I have a streamer friend who consistently struggles to break 5 hours thrice a week without falling to "silent autopilot" mode

>>10832466
Either way, not people to be taken seriously

>>10832369
Most smart people don't want to get shadowbanned.

No KroniI/Gura collab on Kronii Schedule.

I wonder with who is the collab that goomba tease.
They are still Sana/Fauna/Mumeil on council that haven't release schedule

>>10832602
Why are you so sure it's with anybody from Council?

>>10832597
Most smart people also wouldn't be wasting their time complaining on an image board

>>10832501
Most twitch streamers do that in 2 weeks how are these girls so close to dying every time they stream 4 hours 3 days in a row?

>>10832277
I wonder that if he was in ASB would he be as busted as Diavolo was.

>>10832619
Kiara, Ina and Irys have released schedules. Ame is in light week mode and already has a collab accounted for. One collab with Mori would still leave another collab unaccounted for.

>>10832369
Because most people have the common curtosy to not be assholes to her face.
It's like you retards forget where you are.

>>10832643
Unironically it's because they are frail women most of which haven't ever had a real job.

>>10832643
as far as i know no one put umisea collab acting on their daily schedule, so unless they have a special dimension pockets that can stop time and work there indefinitely i bet cover has work for them outside their schedules.

or their boyfriends fuck them for hours on end i don't know.

>>10832602

It could be jap senpai, but not sure I would see collab in solo with a jap senpai (ina and Kiara have already released schedule)

>>10832709
It could be with a JP or ID holos.

>>10832786
Uh huh, sure.

>>10832643
Men strong also Vtubers can't eat a full meal while streaming

>>10832755
Hololive talents shouldn't be equated to streamers because they are more than that. They are corporate employees that stream, plan events, attend meetings, make music, support other talents, network within the community, assist with long term projects, etc. With all of that in consideration, Gura probably averages at least 40 hours a week focusing on job related things.

>>10833070
Why would you put a number down, you're going to derail the thread to high heaven.

>>10832755
Sorry, I'll stop plowing the talents and let them stream more often.

>>10833101
>>10833070
NUMBERS YOU SAY?
ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS

>>10833070
Thats a lot of assumptions and vague wording.
Not tryna schizopost buuut...
Asking for game perms, talking to others holos in discord browsing twitter for good art to retweet sound exhausting
Lol

>>10833319
If you ever work a corporate job one day, then maybe you will understand. Plenty of hololive talents have discussed parts of what they actually have to do