/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my legs hurt...

I'm the Kronie/Kromie who hates Kronii the most.

I LOVE HOLOLIVE ENGLISH GENERATION 2 MEMBER; OURO KRONII! AND THERE IS NOTBING YOU CAN SAY TO MAKE ME LOVE HER ANY LESS!

I fucking love Kronii

>She expanded the tree farm when she asked chat if they wanted to see it and they all said yes
I'm gonna grief her

>my POV

*inhales*
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
KRONII SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
PAIZURI SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>10957519
are you Mumei?

>>10957577
does Kronii really doesn't have underwear

>>10957519
Can confirm this sight right now, t.me

Kronii tweets, asking constructive criticism for her MC habits. What do you reply? Bonus points if it doesn't look like a 4chan schizo post. Bonus Bonus points if it fits within the character limit.

>>10957591
Yes, I have /became/

>>10957672
I wonder how much pain you need to apply to the owl before her memory starts to reset

>>10957667
'Playing MC 14 hours a day will lead to burnout sooner or later.'

>>10957667
Stop streaming minecraft

>>10957667
Stream less or I will rape you.

>>10957672
After that collab, I want to abuse this owl.

>>10957711
I want to try and mindbreak the owl only to fail and be mindbroken myself!
Domination loss with Mumei!

Why is kronii such a shitty streamer when it's so easy to fix her mistakes? why can't she just turn on the camera and play Minecraft instead of doing it off stream?:

>>10957715
>"Playing Minecraft for 14 hours? I never played Minecraft for 15 hours. My eyes start to hurt if I play Minecraft for 16 hours. Now please excuse me, I will not be taking futher questions as I am about to play minecraft for 17 hours"

I don't want Kronii to stream Minecraft I want her to lock me up in her basement so I can hear about everything she does and sometimes she'll throw me some instant noodles so I don't die.

Don't worry, Kronies. It all gonna be alright, you just need a bit of Hope

>>10957858
Why does Hope actually enjoy streaming?

>>10957858
How was the ASMR?

>>10957630
KRONII COMMANDO SEEEEEEX UWAAAAAAAAAA
CLOTHED SEX WITH KRONII SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>10957943
Imagine just lifting up her skirt a little bit and putting your dick between her leg gap and pussy

Guys we need to sort this shitsplit out. I'm sitting on a fic I've been meaning to post but it's pointless if we're schizoing out so hard that half the people are on each of the threads.

>>10957943
>>10958010
>ywn have a stealth sex with Kronii in a public transport
ngmi...

Why the fuck are there 2 threads?
Do I assume this is the right one because of the bigger number?

>>10957667
"Please stream your projects."

>>10958056
the other one was a misfire but retards refuse to just let it slide off

>>10957928
Amazing

If you would have to give a single reason to refuse Kronii's request to fuck IRyS, who is tied to a bed and begging for your cock, what would it be?

>>10958056
One 02:46 was made without a subject, so another 02:46 was made by someone else by virtue of not finding it in the catalog (which I call 02:46'). So we had an unlabeled 02:46 now that ended up being the main thread for a while until it died. Bread maker made the 02:47 thread we have here, but some people think we ought to recycle 02:46' instead, actively advocating for timeline splitting. Think of poor archiveanon.

>>10958170
That I love Kronii, not IRyS

>>10958051
post it here, this thread points to the last one

>>10958170
If she doesn’t have a dick I’m not doing it
jk I may be a hardcore futafag but I WOULD fuck IRyS, cock or not

>>10956960
Oh yeah?! The real Ouro Kronii hates herself more than anyone else. To prove that only I could hate me as much as me, I'll KILL MYSELF
>*bang!*
>Blood and brains splattered against the wall, slowly dripping down as Kronii slid down the chair, flopping lifelessly into the floor
>LIKE A PUPPET WHOSE STRINGS HAVE BEEN CUT
>Ouro Kronii stepped into the room.
>"Jesus, what a mess."
>Kronii threw Kronii against the other wall, splattering blood everywhere. She stepped around the puddle of brains and fluid and sat down on the computer.
>Cracking her knuckles, Kronii quickly typed a response to Kronii
>"what a tweest"
>Kronii giggled to herself, searching her Kronii folder for the perfect Kronii image in order to give to her Kroniipost.
>She clicked folders upon folders of organized Kronii images.
>"Alright, this one looks perfect."
>Kronii dragged the picture of Kronii onto the Chrome window, and it was automatically set with the correct filename to the post itself.
>She clicked and did the captcha, before hitting 'submit' and reclining on her chair.
>"Aw yeah, another day, another Kronii."
>However, she felt the smooth and cold barrel of a gun pressing against the back of her head...
>Kronii spoke her words to her target.
>"Get off the chair, me, or I'll show you what it's like to be me."
>"What gives you the right to call yourself me? I'm at least able to laugh at myself, can you say the same to me?"
>"Nonsense. I won't bow down to inferior me's. Only I have the right to shitpost on that board. Get off, or you're not the true me, and you'll be exterminated."
>"The Kronii Eugenics Program is a total sham. Every Kronii's against it, don't tell me you're from a timeline where that's actually a considered a good thing."
>"Inferior Kronii's are a dead end to the collective timeline and you know it. Kronii's with no confidence, Kronii's who can't speak up against themselves. They're all useless, they've derivated too much from the original. They must be purged."
>"I'd like to see you try."
>Kronii jumped out of the chair just as Kronii fired a bullet. Yet, suddenly, she caught the bullet in her hand and held it in place!
>"No way! After dozens of timeline divergences, you've developed THAT ability? It can't be..."
>"That's right, me. Only I can be superior to myself."
>Kronii tapped the bullet, reversing its momentum and speed! The bullet entered through the barrel of the gun and exited through it, destroying the gun and Kronii's hand!
>"This Alter Mutation gives me partial control over the domain of space. Isn't that amazing?!"
>"That's right. That's the real goal of the Kronii Eugenics Program, to restrict me from achieving my one true potential!"
>Dozens of Kroniis began to pour out of timeline portals, surrounding Kronii in all directions. They marched like robots, pulling out their clockhands!
>"Timeline divergence of 60% detected. Alter Mutagene detected, initiating eugenics program."
>"You really think you guys can stop me? I can't even win against myself!"
>Kronii dashed forwards, throwing one of her clockhands at Kroniis. It impaled one, throwing her backwards and impaling another. They all collapsed on each other, like a pile of ten-pins.
>But it wasn't over yet! Kronii and Kronii rushed to fight Kronii! But Kronii was faster and held control over space, so she teleported behind them, parrying their attacks. She severed the head of one Kronii, blood erupting from the neck stump.
>As it flowed endlessly, Kronii made a wave with her hand, splashing blood on Kronii's face and eyes! Kronii swiftly made her move, impaling her with her second clockhand before she could react.
>Kronii sighed, kicking the heads of every Kronii whose death she caused.
>"That's right. I beat me. 'Cause I'm the strongest me, baby!"
>"This is a warning to all the other me's! I'm gonna go after you, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna kill each and every single one of you! Because there's only one timeline, and there ain't enough space for the lot of us!"
>"I'll become the supreme, the only, the last Kronii, mark the words. No matter how hard you run, no matter how well you hide, I'll always find me, because nobody knows me better than me."
>Kronii removed her two clockhands from the chests of the deceased Kroniis, and left the bloodied house.
>She lifted her hand up, pointing a finger to the sky and placing her other on her hip.
>"Are you watching, me?! Here I come, nothing's gonna stop me now! The Gosling Kronii's, the schizo Kronii's, the Mumei fuckers, nobody who stands in my way will ever be able to stop my crusade!"
>"For I am... the chosen Kronii, selected by Heaven itself!!!!"
>Thus, Kronii's journey to be the last Kronii began! Will she accomplish her goal and reunited the timeline, or will she meet a dreadful, painful end just like the others who declared the same thing?
>Find out on the second issue of... クロニーワーズ!! New issues every friday, on Kronii Weekly. Now, to the commentary of our lovely author, Ms. Ouro Kronii!

sex :D

I'm an ESL but I usually writefag on my first language, wanna try on english so throw me some ideas

>>10958363
Writefag in your language

I want IRyS and Fauna to browbeat Kronii into buying a biaural mic and then do a triple collab where Fauna gives "how to ASMR" lessons

>>10958327
Aw sweet a schizo fic

>>10958370
But most would not understand it

>>10958401
DO IT

>>10958327
>LIKE A PUPPET WHOSE STRINGS HAVE BEEN CUT
lmao

>>10958093
>>10958187
I see. This shit unironically grinds my gears more than the timeloops and I'm not even archiveanon

>>10958390
Based. IRyS and Fauna giving Kronii ASMR and sexual instructions!

>>10958410
>I'll think about it

>>10958327
>LIKE A PUPPET WHOSE STRINGS HAVE BEEN CUT
SASUGA AINZ OOAL KRONII-SAMA

>>10958434
AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>10958434
Don't say those words anon.

>Kronii, I, I'm about to cum!!
>Wait, why'd you stop?
>I was so close! Please!
>No, no no no, please let me cum!
>...
>"Beg and I'll think about it."

why is Mumei so big in here?

So are both threads going to keep running until 02:48?

>>10958554
She's slowly stealing Kronii's tits, in just a few days Kronii will be flat and Mumei's tits will be bigger than her upper body.

>>10958623
We didn't need this thread, so I don't know why someone made it.

>>10958554
you thought she absorbed just their IQ?

> Anon! You're back from the hunt peko.
> Pekora collected some flowers and berries peko, what do you pekowant for dinner tonight?
> W-why are you taking off your pants?
> W-what do you mean you want Pekora peko?
Cuts to Omega being railed from behind while you hold him in a neck lock with your big strong arms, pounding his boipussy and filling you with your thick load
> I-I can't get pregnant, no matter how much you try peko!
> Let's stop for tonight! I've...Pekora's gotta make dinner peko!
Pounding resumes again for many hours.
> Ah fuck! Don't pull on my ears so hard! They'll come off peko!
> Fill me with your hot thick load peko, make me cum like the slut that I am! Oh fuck I'm cumming, my tiny bunny dick is spurting out its milk! It feels so good peko!
OmegaAlpha passes out halfway through and wakes up the next morning covered in baby batter and with a sore butt.

>>10958623
I mean, just don't use the other, for archive sake fics should be posted here

>>10958554
holy fucking shit my DIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Back from my uni reps, how you holding up lads? EuroBros?

>>10958707
RABBIT OYAKODON
TIME OYAKODON
CHICKEN OYAKODON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssqoK4aUjMY
>Kronii's off stream first interaction with Subaru and Polka clip
>80k views in 4 hours
Whoever manages Kronii's schedule needs to be fucking fired.

>>10958768
>Whoever manages Kronii's schedule needs to be fucking fired.
You want them to fire Kronii?

If you reply to it, I will turn you into Pekora and abuse your anus as I see fit.

>>10958768
We don't know if her schedule is forced by management or if she just hates streaming. If we just keep assuming, it'll be the same loop every thread.

>>10958768
Why?

>>10958802
>>10958816
>>10958819
*blasts each of your anuses with scorching hot blast of cum*

>>10958802
>>10958816
>>10958819
Alright, that's it. I'm fucking done. Here's your costume, now bend over, bunny bitch.

>>10958842
nigga u gay

>>10958808
If you turn into Pekora it's your anus that will be abused.

The longer the Icon of Time Is on Minecraft, the more schizo (You) will become

>>10958808
>>10958848
*cums on both of you first*

>>10958768
I'm was just watching this one haha
cute clock

>>10958867
Not so fast bitch.
*swallows your cum*
*spits it with the precision of a sniper rifle into your open mouth as your orgasm*
That's what I thought you whore.

>>10958768
>Whoever manages Kronii's schedule
that's the thing, no one does

If Kronii is only at not addicted levels, what is Polka at?

>>10958768
HAHAHA THIS GUY HAHAHA BELIEVES A MANAGER HAHAHA HANDLES KRONII'S SCHEDULE HAHAHA

We're divided....its all over

>>10959024
I'm going to throatrape Selen by shoving my dick in her open mouth while she's laughing at me!

>>10959118
The timeline will fix itself in 02:48.

looks like I missed a lot of stuff from the jp girls visiting the en server this morning

>>10958623
This is what happens when you don't recycle
REDUCE
REUSE
RECYCLE

>>10958623
it's just a time loop, don't worry about it

>>10959024
Holos don't manage their own schedule retard.
Otherwise they wouldn't be posted to the official site but also to prevent overlapping. Do you think their collabs are agreed by phone with each other at their own leisure, even the ones between EN and JP?

>>10958641
Okay, you're clearly not going to get it if I explain it in simple terms, so let's put it this way.
Assume a physical archive. Items in the archive are ordered primarily by its unique identifier that is on the label for each sub-sectuion. The unique identifier in our case is the thread number. We've had an unlabeled 02:46, which for the intents of archiving purposes is the real 02:46. Now we have a separate 02:46, actually labeled.
This leads to the problem that the unique key "02:46" is no longer unique within the archival system as it exists multiple times.

>>10959262
Does this mean Kronii lied about scheduling her streams to not overlap with her genmates...?

Why do you guys get TWO fucked up threads? Leave some for the rest of us.

>>10959330
Because a schizo made this thread

>two threads
>both fucking threads are discussing the exact same timeloop
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>10959262
Are you an idiot?
>>10959312
Are you an even bigger idiot?

>>10959376
It's a timeline split so of course they're mostly the same.

>>10959376
This Hades stream will fix things temporarily

>>10959479
Until someone like gosling mentions MC in a fucking aka...

Dear ficposters,
Do your write your fics directly in the textarea for posting, in a plain text editor like Vim or in something like Word?
Thank you,
vmfm2p3imnmfkjsdn
Emacs users are not welcome.

>>10959499
I just write in 4chan lmao

>>10959499
I write in the reply window.

>>10959499
I use Notepad++

I have come to improve the thread.
Remember, if you want to ride the clock you have to do your squats

>>10959499
I write in the reply window, I'm not a coward who saves each and every single one of his fics.

>>10959499
text editor, that way I don't delete it by accident

>>10956624
Berry nice.

>>10959489
Silly anon, that won't be necessary. 20 minutes into the stream while she's scouring her mind for things to discuss and fill dead air with, she'll go "Oh! And did you know..." and tell us about all that she did in Minecraft last night offstream.

Re-watching IRyS's first foray into Minecraft. The part where she accidently logged into JP server and met Polka. We couldn't have seen that with Kronii....
Well at least we got the meeting with Subaru and Sora so that lessens the sting a bit.

>>10959499
I use google docs, post it here, then delete the document.

>>10959489
Kronii brought up doing the tree farm offstream herself during the collab. She just needs to not bring up MC so schizos here AND her chat don't go crazy.]

>>10959499
I just write in 4ch like >>10959519
back when I used to write fics for /mgg/ I used either word or notepad. but that was years ago

>>10959627
I'm afraid that won't be possible...MC is one of the things she uses as a crutch to fill dead air...

>>10959499
What if I told you I use VS Code?

>>10959672
I'd tolerate your opinion

>>10959627
She asked chat if she should do it offstream
Chat unanimously said "no"
She did it anyway
So expect that to be brought up by either herself trying to fill dead air or by a chat which is losing its patience

>>10959499
Depends on the length and whether I can be bothered to proofread it
usually Word

>exactly 33 posters in each thread

>>10959499
gedit

>>10959816
Not all of them are posting there now, I was one of the early posts, now is just a few anons bumping it.

>>10959499
Word for me, at least I can run a spellcheck before I post it here and inevitably feel the sensation of wanting to die because I added an extra word in somewhere plus I suck at writing shorter pieces in general.

>t. anon who did the dork story and the modified Major’s war speech from Hellsing Ultimate but with Kronii

https://files.catbox.moe/6v1mvf.mp4

I'll be waiting for sound anon to grab this wild moment. She was really pissed

Do any of the writefags write long form without greentext? Sorry if that doesn't make any sense.

>>10959949
I used to. But I find greentext helps to keep me productive.

“Heart Surgeon Claims That Fatal Mistake ‘Was Just a Prank, Bro’,” a headline reads. It’s six in the morning and you’re about to jet for school as the obvious nonsense of this heading that is rather reminiscent of The Onion reminds you that it is April 1. No matter, you’re gonna have a few laughs at the outrageous self-defacement every website seems to be so proudly doing this time of the year and that’ll be the end of it. You shove your toast (sans toaster) into your mouth and exit your dorm room.
Time passes – in boring classes. You listen as your math teacher drones on about the relationship between a curve and its derivative as if anybody could be arsed to care. You ain’t gonna need it once you graduate. You suffer in silence as your history teacher with her hysterically high voice prattles on endlessly about more infighting in the Balkans than there’s ever been on 4chan. You make no peep as you’re the odd one out in PE and get paired with this obnoxiously chad dudebro of a teacher for some asinine exercise or other whose name couldn’t remain in your memory if you were paid to recall it in ten minutes. You head to the other side of the building with the old rooms that have been slated for renovation since you began studying at this school and eat your lunch. The day goes on and on. You’re just living the same routine every day.
Aren’t people in their youth supposed to, like, have relationships and fornicate so hard they become attached at the genitals like barnacles? Where is any of this in your life? Where’d everything go so wrong? Your over-protective mother? Freud would probably have a field day with that last one. As the day finishes with you absent mindedly pondering such foundational questions opening your locker, you are greeted by a note falling to the floor. It reads: “Call me! 555-0142” followed by a heart. The added glitter adds to the charm. It was obviously written and decorated with non-trivial amounts of effort as the meticulous hand writing betrays. Strangely, the hand writing does not seem familiar to you. No matter, you’re gonna call one way or another; it’s not like you of all people ever made an effort to remember people’s handwriting – you’re happy enough to be able to read your own notes a week later, after all.

It’s not like you’re not harboring some suspicions. All your life, you’ve had trust issues. You’d like to tell yourself they’re justified, but sometimes your nagging conscience just breaks through the cracks of your subconscious, wondering if Kronii used to bully in grade school and middle school because you’re paranoid like this in the first place. Little gave you more comfort than knowing that you’re able to get away from her because you went to different classes at least. This might be your chance to redeem yourself. You cast your doubts, suspicions – and whatever other evil may lurk in the depths of your boundless void you call a mind – aside. You punch in 5-5-5-0-1-4-2. The dialing tone blares into your ear uncomfortably. Telephones and you were never kind of okay with each other, but desperate times call for desperate measures. At least hearing the dialing noise means the number wasn’t obviously invalid. Your heart is aflutter with excitement now. Who might the author of this note be? There are but moments before you find out. Before you can sort yourself out, a familiar voice greets you: “Hi, who’s there?”

Your heart sinks. It was Kronii. She’s the big bad bully who haunted your school days. But. However! You just told yourself to cast aside this paranoia of yours. You want to believe in the redemption arc – both yours and hers. “Sup, it’s me, Anon. I was supposed to call?” The surprise left you unable to think about your response. It was just pure gut feeling.
“Ahahahahaha!” Her laughter pierces your left ear. You hold the phone slightly at a distance because you weren’t about to go deaf because of HER, Kronii of all people. “You didn’t think somebody would actually write you a love letter? Holy shit, anon, this is too funny! April Fools!”

This was twenty years ago. While newspapers may have long since been old and quaint, they still exist… barely. In a fit of nostalgia, you subscribed for the physical edition of the New York Times. The first issue delivered to your home, you find an obituary for a person named “Kronii Ouro”. Apparently she’d become a streamer – didn’t even change her name – and she ended up meeting her maker due to a stalker. Crazy that someone would publish that in an obituary, you ponder to yourself. But all you really feel is upset about that one specific prank she pulled twenty years ago.

IRyS trapping you in the sex room!

>>10959933
Relatable moment

>crafting Hq shit to put on MB in XIV
>be absent minded/distracted and forget to hit the “insta HQ button” for lower level gear and hit Basic Synthesis instead
>no HQ *schwing* noise

>>10959499
Notepad

>>10959499
I phonepost usually so I end up using a notes app and copying between that and my PC. I also type posts outright when it’s shorter stories and prompts
t. Sekkusu

>>10959949
I need some way to see where one sentence begins and where it ends because the simple wall of text messes with me brain
In when not here I usually just leave spaces whenever I complete a thought or the focus shifts
if this makes sense

>>10959949
Don't usually use paragraohs and such when I write fics, I probably should but I'm used to the greentext bloc style now

>write 43 fics
>don't masturbate to a single one of them
>pekora trap document gets linked in a prior thread
>cum to that instead
Something's fucking wrong with me.

>>10960295
do no fap froa month or two it will reset your fetishes and make you a better writer in the long run

my libido hurts...

>>10960381
Anon I have not masturbated in three months and my first orgasm in all that time was to gay Pekora trap ERP.

>>10960425
....ok you might be fucked. This is beyond my ability to advise you.

I just want the thread to be happy and comfy again...

Kronii doko? I miss her bros, only 2 solo streams this week is painful

>>10960295
>being halfway through 4 fics
>cum to pekora trap M way
>shame.jpg
>conceive of new idea in the process
>masturbate to that as well
>now halfway through 5 fics
I'm afraid I have fallen into a vicious cycle

>The din of the church bells reverberates across the idyllic town, signifying the onsetting evening.
>Crepuscle rays illuminated the azure waters of the Tyrrhenian, waves gently lapping the golden sands of the Neapolitan shore.
>A couple of older gentlemen exchange argent verbal blows, accompanied by flamboyant hand gestures of characteristic Italian flair.
>"Grazie, signore" the waiter bowed as he took the payment of your finished cocktails, Kronii's was only half finished but you didn't mind, she was a lightweight afterall.
>Just as she entered your mind, you noticed her turn to wave at you from the beach. The cool ocean breeze caused her large straw hat to almost take flight, as she held it down, her bangs swung like two delicate pendulums, brushing her soft, pink cheeks. That sincere smile and closed eyes beamed at you, brighter than the setting sun. How your heart raced whenever she smiled your way, the beating of a butterflies wings being the physical manifestation of the unbridled joy you felt everytime you shared a moment together.
>The pure white sundress danced in the wind as she walked back towards the table. Her bare feet kicking up the fine sand in her path, dusting her fine slender legs in the small golden granules. Her dress was slightly wet, turning the fabric a little translucent, teasing you with her plain black but skimpy bikini top and thong. You adjusted your seating position a little as she approched and you got more of an eyeful.
>Kronii dropped her sandals she held in her otherhand on to the cobbled stone pavement and slipped them on, sitting on the chair right besides you. A graceful imprisoning of your arm takes place as she scoots her chair as close as she can, a tight embrace she will not be breaking any time soon.
>Her straw hat slips off and her warm, sun-kissed face presses onto your broad shoulder, beckoning you to tilt your head on hers.
>"The sea is quite pretty at this time" a sigh of exhaustion leaves her as the day of swimming and fun had caught up.
>"Hardly as pretty as you" you winced at your own compliment but Kronii just laughs at your cute flirtatious attempt "True, I am gorgeous after all, nothing is prettier than me"
>"Now you mention it, I can think of multiple things prettier than you" you test the waters to spark some playful teasing
>"Oh really? Do tell?" Her head lifts off your shoulder and she gives you a wry, grin of anticipation.
>"We have the Amalfi coast to travel along tomorrow, that is supposed to be stunning, oh and the ruins of Pompeii and Herculaneum are like a trip back in time!"
>"I see, some picture postcards and old stone buildings are prettier than me, huh?"
>You turn to face her, a small pout had formed around her mouth and the twilight still managed to light up those cerulean eyes you could drown in.
>"I don't know yet, we will just have to spend a bit more time together to find out" A flush of colour bathed her cheeks as you whispered that last part close to her ear, you can feel her tingling as you do. You place your forehead on hers, that cute little nose just lightly nuzzling yours, completing her submission to your amourous demeanour. She's addicted to this romance. She's addicted to you.
>You fake out the developing kiss, breaking the tender moment but knowing full well she will beg for more of it later, beg for more of you later.
>"Anon, you're a bit naughty today... just you wait until we are all alone at the hotel~"
>Looks like swimming wasn't the only exercise Kronii was up for today.
t.fluffanon

>>10960497
Seems like I have no choice but to give into madness. It's time to write Trap Kronii fics.

I feel like things wouldn't be this bad if she didn't do Karaoke so early on...going from that to Minecraft...

>>10960547
how about trap Mumei?

>>10960535
meds. I'm joking, I feel the same way. Kronii seems more comfortable in collabs though.

>>10960584
Wish granted, but "she's" a dom.

>>10960417
Just get hornier more often.

Oh my God I feel so sorry for Kronii, she did nothing to deserve such an awful thread

>>10960547
Kronii forcing you to crossdress or Kronii herself as a trap? Either works for me desu

>>10960629
>trapdom
acceptable

>>10960295
>>10960425
>>10960536
I'm sorry guys
I shouldnt have linked it knowing the current state of this thread...

>>10960555
She should drop Minecraft and only do Karaoke with zatsu at the end where she tells you everything she did and is about to do in Minecraft.

>>10960417
Then just libidon't

>>10960629
Oh no, haha, how terrible, I would hate to be dominated and humiliated by trap Mumei oh nyoo

>>10960622
Out of everyone Kronii would have benefited the most from an extended collab ban. She's leaning too much on others. She needs to get used to solo streams as early as possible. Everyone else is calling her the Minecraft NPC and most of her memorable moments are from collabs. It's gonna hurt her in the long run.

>>10960752
She seems to enjoy being called a Minecraft NPC. I guess we'll find out in time. I would like her to play some more games blind though.

>>10959816
All me

>>10960525
Treasure the good times..

>>10960820
I just want an EN to play Pikmin

>>10960820
That's another issue too, she's clearly suffering from an intense case of imposter syndrome and thinks she can't be the hokage. It's not gonna be conductive to her time in hololive. She's approaching everything from the eyes of a Let's Player and not the traditional hololive talent who just streams whatever

She needs confidence fast, her genmates and senpais supporting her is good, but she's gonna need a trial by fire. She WILL have a yab, like an actual one not this Minecraft stuff. How she responds will determine her future as a Vtuber.

Kronii...
Thank god it's Hades stream today. I'm getting sick of Minecraft...

Because

I’m a schizo

You’re a schizo

I’m posting something maybe
You’re posting something maybe
I’m posting about you maybe
You’re posting about me maybe

We all pretend to be the sane ones on the good side
But what if we’re the schizos on the other

>>10960955
I haven't heard that name in a long time anon. Maybe I'll go back and finish Pikmin 2.

>>10960997
kronii's villain rendition makes my dick diamonds, I think I'm going to fap to Kronii while listening to it

>>10960980
How could you get sick of Minecraft when she's only done 3 streams of it

I fucking hate Ouro Kronii.

>>10960998
Pikmin 2's great. I think 3 (deluxe) is objectively the most well-designed, but Pikmin 2 is definitely the fan favorite. It's just such a BIG game that builds on the first in every possible way, whereas 3 is more a return to form rather than a huge expansion.

>>10961143
t. Ouro Kronii

Her gap moe is off the charts holy shit

>>10961090
>not watching every single stream she makes and appearance in.
I like the subarou one the most, as much as it was hyped I didn't care for the gura one

>>10961090
Nah it's just a personal burnout from trying to watch everyone else's Minecraft livestreams just to catch a glimpse of her...

>>10961190
I was being sardonic

>>10957928
Goslings were gosling so hard they turned into goose

>>10958746
>uni reps
I should get on those or my writing reps

>wake up to find out Kronii was Minecrafting with Polka and Subaru while I slept

>>10961483
Bogged

>>10961483
Anon, there's VODs, you'll be ok.

>>10959928
Kek

>>10961483
where the fuck do you live where you're only getting up now?

>>10961483
They had basically a clip worth of interaction because they stumbled upon each other in EN.

>>10961574
maybe his legs hurt

>>10961574
Either an Aussie or a Kiwi, take your pick

>>10961598
from what?

>>10961483
>He slept?
>Release the duck and fox into the server

>>10961574
He probably went to sleep at 5 am and is just now waking up

>>10961661

>>10961322
Nice, hope this becomes a new meme between goslings

haha imagine if kronii never does the guerilla stream she promised and her chat refuses to let her live it down while she awkwardly and nervously avoids addressing the sea of comments and superchats calling her a liar and making her feel horrible and unwelcome in her own community while she forces herself to pretend that everything is okay haha that would be funny I think

>>10961483
Ouro Kronii guide: Rule 69#
If she's still logged on do not sleep.

>>10961729
:}

>>10961748
That face... it can't be...

>>10961729
Calm down teammate

>>10961729
It is still wednesday, bring this up saturday morning

>>10961729
haha imagine if Kronii DOES the guerilla but it's a fucking disaster and her chat starts turning against her, everytime she ends up collabing with someone her antis start spamming the chat of that holo which makes her feel incredibly guilty for ruining their stream until eventually she stops playing minecraft all together which breaks her heart and soul but she pretends everything is fine haha that would be hilarious

imagine if we could have schizo free JP interactions like /rrat/ and /nasa/ are allowed to have

>>10961729
Screenshot this, she is going to do guerilla a few hours after her collab with Ame

>>10961875
We are cursed by traffic, more traffic more chances to get schizos

>>10961875
Just cum on the schizos

>>10961901
more like you're cursed by all the 'SHE PROMISED' faggots that hoped Kronii will be their made up perfect blend of Mori, Ame and Polka

>>10961805
You mean Sunday morning.
Every 12 hours without Kronmii doubles the amount of schizo here.
Monday nights are tough.

A double feature, technically two smaller fics linked together. Enjoy.

Twisted Loves - feat. Anon, Kronii, IRyS, Fauna
https://rentry.co/9suyc - tentacles/vines, rape, mindbreak, bust theft, drugs

t. vampanon

>>10962029
damn

>Thought?

>>10962049
Based nips.

>>10962049
me as only grass grows

>>10962049
Kronii grass?

>>10962049
STUPID JAPS YOU SHOULD BE HATING HER FOR NOT STREAMING MC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nice to see they don't seem to hate her voice.

>>10962127
kusa

>>10962127
DUDE WEED

>>10962127
weed lmao
kusa

>>10962049

>>10962127
Kronii bush

>>10962137
>spoiler
We already knew that

>>10962127
>>10962147
>>10962157
>>10962161
>>10962172
Kronii flower

>>10962199

>>10962199
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10962199

>>10962199

>>10962255
Mumei deFLOWERing Kronii

>>10962288
Sorry Moomei but Kronii wasn't a virgin anymore

>>10961875
>>10961901
>>10961940
>>10961966
*cums on you faggots*

>>10962288
>Mumei deFLOWERing Kronii
OH GOD YES
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WITH VIRGIN KRONII

>>10962343
*cums back at you*

>>10962166
t/l footnote: Kronii tried to name the llama kinoko (木の子, tree child) because of where they found it.
In JP, kinoko means mushroom (because they are traditionally farmed on logs).

>>10962503
but is it that weird of a name?

>>10962503
thank you for the footnote anon! can't wait to hear about her late night JP MC escapades later today

>>10960721
>Kronii was accompanying Mumei through a clearing on the forest, having promised to keep her safe while she looked for berries.
>They needed to stick together, or Mumei wouldn't be able to communicate properly to get them back on track. A task much easier said than done, given Mumei's habit of excitedly running off in random directions.
>Kronii had to repeatedly tell her to stop or slow down, and she often had to jog to chase after her when she didn't listen. Or maybe she was only pretending to not listen?
>Despite that, though, Kronii thought it was awfully cute. The way she said "ooh" and "what's that?" to any noise or disturbance, and chased after it like she needed to know or she'd die...
>Needless to say, it was more of an endeavor for Kronii to keep herself from taking advantage of this owl right here right now than it was to keep her in her own field of vision.
>"Ah, there it is! I found one, come! It's so splendid!"
>"Oh, finally, huh."
>"Watch over me!"
>The bush was quite small and in a decline on the ground, so Mumei had to bend down to get to it.
>"Mumei, be careful."
>"I'll be fiine- whoops!"
>However, Mumei leaned forward too much, and ended up tripping, falling onto the bush.
>Her butt facing up, and her underwear exposed, it was a humiliating sight.
>"Mumei!"
>Kronii quickly ran over, however, she froze, and her blood soon ran cold...
>"Kronii?"
>"..."
>There was... a bulge, pushing against Mumei's pure, white panties...
>A tiny, erect cock, twitching against the fabric like it was trying to break through its prison... the testicles and the penis were clearly clearly discernible.
>"...Ah..."
>Mumei quickly got her bearing, and stood up, patting her body and shaking in order to get any stray leaves off. Then she turned.
>"Kronii...?"
>"..."
>Kronii stared at her, examining her body closely. That body figure... and the complete lack of a chest...
>No, there was no way...
>"Oh, I get it!"
>No way, no way, no way, no way...
>"You were P-E-E-K-I-N-G, weren't you?"
>"Ah!"
>When Kronii snapped out of her trance, Mumei was right in front of her, his... her hands behind their back.
>They smiled. A pure, friendly smile. Only this time, it felt a little more sinister. Tilting their head to the side, they waited for a response.
>"N-no, I was, I was just..."
>"Looking at my cock?"
>"Ah!"
>Kronii stumbled backwards, falling flat on her ass. She groaned in pain, rubbing her lower back.
>All the while, Mumei walked slowly towards her, the crunch of each dry leaf and twig on the ground punctuating each one of their footsteps.
>"Mumei, you..."
>"You're blushing pretty hard. Mmm! That was definitely what you were looking at. Right?"
>"This, right, this is what you were looking at?"
>Mumei pulled up his skirt, and tugged at his panties, his cock flopping free.
>It twitched, a droplet of precum forming at the tip, surrounded by foreskin that just barely didn't fully cover his head.
>He held it with his hand, slowly gliding it back and forth with his delicate fingers. The precum lubricated his foreskin, and it made a wet noise as he pulled it back and forth.
>"M-Mumei...?"
>"You found out my secret."

(1/2)

>>10962561
No it's cute

>>10962575
>"Wait! Don't come any closer...! I'll keep it, I swear! You're still my friend, right?! Does it matter whether or not you're a boy?"
>"Mm... I'm feeling kind of horny though."
>"Wh... what?"
>Mumei crouched down, pushing Kronii downwards, causing her to be prone on the ground.
>He placed his hands to each side of her head, staring into her terrified eyes. There was not escape.
>"Can I use your tits? Mmm, mouth would be better though..."
>"Ah... ahh... haa..."
>"Mmm! Okay! I'll go with the mouth!"
>Mumei pulled Kronii upwards, setting her up against a tree. Kronii, for her part, was too shocked to resist.
>Not just at her learning her friend's secret, not just at the realization she was about to raped, but also with the understanding that even though he was shorter, effeminate and had almost no muscle, Mumei was so much stronger than her.
>Mumei placed his cock in front of Kronii's lips, rubbing against her closed mouth.
>"Play along, will you...?"
>Kronii... decided to just go with the flow.
>She opened her mouth, sticking out her tongue, and shoving it underneath Mumei's foreskin.
>She swirled it around, looking above at her friend, who was leaning against the tree with her hand for support.
>"Mnn... your tongue feels really good!"
>"Don't be shy... put it in your mouth..."
>Kronii did as she was told, swallowing the entirety of Mumei's member.
>It was so small, it barely even reached into her throat. Yet, Mumei was asserting complete dominance.
>Her hand brushing against Kronii's hair... and then grabbing her head in order to move it, she was powerless to do anything, through a combination of shock and weakness.
>"*slurp* *slurp* ghgh! Khh..."
>"Ahh... your mouth feels really good, too! I can't stop moving my own hips!"
>"You really are the best friend I could've asked for, Kronii!"
>Mumei thrusted into Kronii's mouth, giving her no agency or time to breathe. It was though she had become an onahole...
>Kronii's arms and hands stayed limp as she was used, providing no resistance whatsoever.
>Mumei kept accelerating, both of her hands holding tightly onto Kronii's head, until...
>"Hnnghh! Cumming...!!"
>The tiny cock inside Kronii's mouth began to pump her cheeks full of semen. Frankly, it was a little impressive; who would've guessed that a member so poorly endowed could cum so much?
>So much so, that Kronii's mouth was filled to capacity, and she had no choice but to let semen leak through her lips, cascading down her chin and dripping onto the ground.
>"Ghgh...!"
>"Phew..."
>Mumei slowly pulled out, Kronii's tongue flopping out as spunk flowed out from her mouth.
>"Ah, that's no good... you should've swallowed everything."
>"Well, it doesn't really matter. You did well for your first time!"
>Mumei crouched down, placing a small peck on the stunned Kronii's forehead.
>"Let's do this again, okay? Next time, I'll cum lots inside you so you won't feel so neglected! It'll be great."
>Mumei clasped her hands together in happiness, while Kronii's eyes slowly glazed over...

t. tulpanon.

>>10961875
It's not just that, people are turned down because all the daily off-stream content wasted prior along the false promises.

People might not fully realize, but the past week was absolute disaster for Kronii
>Messed up the collab with Fauna because her PC issues couldn't display the game
>Karaoke a good amount of people missed because it was unannounced and not archived
>Nearly an hour of restarts messing up with a bootleg controller on the Hades stream
>Countless hours of offstream Minecraft despite promising, followed by "it's going to be boring anyways" followed by several funny clips of those "boring" streams
>few days no stream during a weekend
>Monday: haha have some superchat reading no one cares about
>More off-streaming

>>10962575
>>10962646
UUUUUOOOOOO TUUUULP

>>10962561
"kinoko" in japanese also has a similar connotation to the eggplant emoji in english

>>10962575
>>10962646
top work, tulpanon
I need to start working on trap Mumei femdom fic tomorrow, thanks for a second hand reminder

>jwu guerrilla collab
This is My life

>>10962878
Anon... I felt the same way when I woke up earlier for work...

>>10962878
And it's now or never?

>>10962926
It's between now and the end of time.

I did the "numbers":
Total hours:
Fauna: 66:47:57
Mumei: 57:17:04
Bae: 58:25:09
Sana: 92:46:26
Kronii: 67:58:21
Notes: Included the privated collab and did not include unarchived stuff and memberships

>>10962822
oh, make sense then

>>10962973
This seems bullshit, no way is Bae that low.
I don't even see her 5 and 6 hour minecraft streams on there.

>>10962973
No way Bae is that low, I thought she streamed a lot, also Sana an absolute unit

>>10962973
Anon, I think you're missing an entire week of Bae's streams. Why is Bae always forgotten...

>>10963198
I forgor
t. mumei

>>10962973
>>10963198
>misses 10 Bae streams
>Still has as much hours as owl
What is this owl even doing?

>>10962973
I thought Baelz would have the most hours

>>10963234
>anon /became/ Mumei
QUICK, KILL HIM BEFORE IT SPREADS

>>10962973
wait last I checked rrat had the highest # of streams (though admittedly a lot of them are short)

>>10962973
Now look at the hours streamed to subs count ratio.

>>10963240
What is this owl even doing?
college, apparently
also she is hardcaped by her phone's shit battery life, so she can't use Live2D for long

>>10963269
Can we fuck him first?

>>10963327
Are we going to spam her with messages about streaming guerilla MC though?

>>10963337
>we
I will make sweet love to Mumeianon. You can watch if you want.

>>10963164
>>10963167
>>10963260
>>10963320
Gomen, looks like I accidently deleted a row of data. It roughly adds 30 more hours to Bae's count.

>>10963337
no, that would just speed up the process
the thread ita already on its last legs, >we don't need mass mumeification

>>10963383
It's ok... Bae is used to it

Interesting, Fauna hasn't collabed with a Myth nor Bae. She hates them!

I know that is because she is shy

>>10963383
Aussie are build differently

>>10963368
*cums on you so hard it blasts one of your eyes out*
motherfucker we just got out of that timeloop! I didn't spend time writing 3 fics trying to restore Takeshis for you to undo it in single post!

>>10963452
Too busy getting drilled by Eddy.

>>10963452
too busy with dem gainz

>>10963502
I'm Eddy.

>>10963546
And I am a woodpecker.

But with dirt.

>>10963523
I remember when we were trying to be /fit/ for Kronii. Are you still doing your reps, kronies?

>>10963427
I want to bully the brrat for sole purpose of giving her the sweetest aftercare

>>10963588
Does losing 10 pounds from lack of eating due to stress count?

>>10963427
AAAA I WILL SAVE HER AND I WILL MAKE HER TRADITIONALIST AND STRICT CANTONESE PARENTS GIVE ME THEIR EXPRESS APPROVAL TO KNOCK UP THEIR PETITE BRAT DAUGHTER

>>10963427
Bae, I will save you. I never liked this clock anyway.

>>10963631
only if it was extra weight

>>10963523
but how can she hope to outgrip kanata

>>10963683
Say goodbye to your sleep reps anon

>>10962575
>>10962646
Good stuff as always Tulp.
Who would win, trap Mumei or trap Omega?
OmegaMumei trap frotting and mutual masturbation fic when?

>>10963588
Been slacking a bit on my RFA reps lately, but I think I’ve making decent-ish progress, at least I’m a little lighter every weekend by this point even if it’s only a pound or 2.

>>10963729
>Who would win?
trap tulpanon

>>10963597
>I want to bully the brrat for sole purpose of giving her the sweetest aftercare
for a twisted mind, pain ennobles indulgence
how else can I be worthy of affection if not by enduring suffering

>>10963707
Anon...nobody can even hope to outgrip PPG...

If anyone cares about the tournament, vote for Krnonii
>>10934160

>>10963588
my muscles still hurt...

>>10958327
I have nothing to say about this except pure, unadulterated kino__.

>>10963588
my legs hurt...

>>10962973
>least and second least streamed hours
>most successful in the gen
Kromei really is the new Calligura

>>10963783
DON'T TOUCH ME

>>10963921
next stream will have our 5%

>>10963822
>Bae had such hard upbringing, she was conditioned to think she must first earn the love through enduring pain
>feels guilty if you cuddle her without first hitting her
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

That's nice, Kronii.

Now when are you going to do something on-stream?

The schizos are back guys

>>10963968
>on-stream
>Kronii

>>10964001
hope they do their archive reps

>>10963968
*forgoes cum and just straight up stabs a bitch*
fucking behave and stop trying to timeloop
*twists the knife*

>>10963588
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU GOT ME BRO, I CAUGHT A COLD AND IT THREW ME OFF MY ROUTINE
I SHALL RETURN TO DAILY, I PROMISE

>>10964001
they never left

>>10963932
Hey Tulp how would you feel about being forced to pleasure trap Mumei and trap Omega at the same time?
You wouldn’t let them down, right? Remember Mumei can wipe your memory afterwards too
:^)

>>10964001
These motherfuckers never left

>>10963932
sorry Tulp, I have no choice...

You know, Kronii has a disproportionate amount of clips floating around YouTube in comparison to the rest of Council. The fact they're some of the highest viewed ones featuring giants like Gura and Mori certainly help her. We know that clips make the algorithm go funky and help promote channels. Kronii is doing the minimum amount of work in Minecraft but ends up with more clips than her genmates cause of her off collabs. Is she doing this on purpose? Is she t he real Lex?

>>10964001
I never left.
I'll never leave.
You will cope.

>>10964075
Mumei using her memory exchange powers to make you believe you're actually the real Pekora!

>>10964001
it was just a joke bro

She awake

>>10964145
>Is she trying to get more attention while simultaneously trying to avoid more attention
yes

>>10964145
No

>>10963959
>Bae had such hard upbringing
From "Work-heavy parents" to "rape by by father while mom watches" how hard would you say?

>>10964194
Quick, check the server activity.

>>10964145
Is she doing this on purpose? Is she t he real Lex?
do you really believe she wouldn't have a mental breakdown if she was aware of this?

>>10964213
I wouldn't say rape, but daily beatings and punishments for slightest transgressions for sure

>>10964229
This wouldn't be the first time a supposedly autistic introverted girl managed to socially manipulate me to be honest...

>>10964229
The fanbase really does take after the oshi if that were true

>>10964225
how do you even check the server activity

Oh yeah, Polka talked about Kronii earlier today.
>Kronii was scared of the JP server and the crazy construction companies battling it out there... Polka tried explaining she's misunderstanding
>Polka thinks Kronii would be a good fit for Shiranui Construction, she seems to have the interests and eye for construction that would fit it
>About her adventures in Minecraft today off-stream, meeting Kronii and chatting on text, eventually agreeing to go on voice chat. Having fun with how Kronii supposedly has a MC addiction.
>Polka tried her best speaking with "passion English" so Kronii tried her best responding with "passion Japanese" in turn
>Polka had a lot of fun with Minecraft today so she basically just wanted to share a bit now, after the fact
>Talking about showing Kronii around the JP server. They went to see the summer festival. Kronii tried's Flare's glass maze and couldn't get out.
>Kronii was devastated to know that glass maze was built by the Flare she was looking so much up to

they love each other

>>10964318
I'm fine

We should really used the other thread instead of making a new one.

>>10964318
t-that's nice...good for her...

>>10964326
https://twitter.com/shii_miii/status/1445745023669047316

>>10964366
are you tho, Mr. Gosling?

>>10964283
>people are assholes
more news at 11

I'm going to guilttrip her.

>>10964410
cute

>>10964557
dont

>>10964318
>>Polka tried her best speaking with "passion English" so Kronii tried her best responding with "passion Japanese" in turn
Now that's adorable. God I love Polka

Love the clock

>>10964463
Yes, to be honest. It just hurts knowing these cute moments are being regaled to us in a fucked up chain of Chinese whispers. If we have had like 2 more months of Kronii establishing rapport with the Kronies I would have said TeTe, but this is all early in as her stint as a holo.

Stuff like Subaru and Sora interacting with her is what I love about hololive, these girls bonding together. This is just too early. I want Kronii to establish herself before being known as that cute EN kouhai that Polka and Subaru hang out with.

I want to see Kronii grow, grow as a person, strengthening her relationships with everyone including us. Not being able to see half of that just guts me. I'm not going to get seriously angry at her and demand that she stops having fun, I'm just bummed out badly.

>>10964318
We really need to just have her record this stuff. This is beyond ridiculous.

>>10964213
Damn that reminded me of one of the girls from Elfen Lied

>>10964729
Please grow up

>>10964710
To quote Guilty Gear's Golddick Dickerson
"It's not a big fucking deal."

>>10964769
*cums on you*

>>10964769
Stop bootlicking.

>>10964710
Do you think polka's fans are out there on some image board bitching about this just like us?

>>10964710
don't you have a fusou meta to be working on?

>>10964729
Streaming is work, hanging out with polka in her free time is fun. God kroniis are insufferable

>>10964318
This is very cute! I hope Kronii does more collabs like this. I'm more interested in this side of Kronii than whatever act she puts on during her own streams.

>>10964710
>with everyone including us.
... oh boy

>>10964812
No because they're happy their oshi is having fun
The same way how Sanalites are happy that their oshi is having fun
The same way the Rratpack is happy their oshi is having fun
The same way how fucking everybody is happy their oshi is having fun

>>10964827
>Hanging out in a work server with co-workers
No.

>>10964710
>>10964729
>>10964769
>>10964780
>>10964797
Oh nyooooo
*pees on you*

God I'm sensing a time loop again

>>10964812
Polka is an established holo with a developed relationship with Omaruza. Kronii doesn't even know if we're Kronies or Kromies.
>>10964827
Polka talked about this in a stream. Kronii talks about shit she does off stream. Why bring out shit like that while working? "Oh hey I was with Polka senpai earlier, off stream of course."

>>10964907
>never has befriended a coworker

>>10964827
Next up after we get Kroni to stop playing all minecraft off screen we need to ban her interacting with JP outside of recorded collabs.

>>10964827
quit defending this "menhera" bitch she's lazy as fuck

>>10964941
Go back to global, nigger

>>10964935
>Befriending rivals.

>>10964921
Anon, I'm sure Kronii will talk about this during or after her Hades stream today. At least we'll have that.

>>10964907
>work server with co-workers
Anon your meds

>>10964921
because they have to find things to talk about for hours on end to strangers on the internet

shut up retards

>>10964967
Calm down zhang

>>10964983
would she play spooky games?

>>10964967
>not living life like your Japanese animes

>>10964938
>>10964982
>>10964983
*cums on you retards*

>>10964608
Why not? She's asked her chat 5 times now if they want more Minecraft streams, was met with a resounding yes every single time; people have given her hundreds of dollars to tell her how much they love her Minecraft content, and yet she's only continued her reclusive habit of playing for dozens and dozens of hours offstream a week, with no good excuse as to why she doesn't stream a single second of it. She should feel guilty.
"I don't think people would be interested..." bullshit; she knows people are interested, they've made it very clear. She's just terrified of having to speak and fill the air as a person she perceives as being very unentertaining, in a game which she perceives all that she does as doubly unentertaining, despite the fact that she and everything she does in the game has proven to be quite entertaining repeatedly.

>>10965026
*cums on you*

>>10965042
no that's a schizo way of thinking, take your fucking meds

>>10965042
oh, it's you *cums in your mouth*

>>10964962
this entire conversation is glowbalniggers arguing with themselves in /∞/
we have to run them over

>>10964812
No, but this fag >>10964895 is off the mark.
People are frustrated with Kronii over the amount of time she's spent in the Minecraft EN server and refuses to stream any of it.
If she had a Star Craft addiction and did nothing but stare at Zerg units and structures during her off time, I guarantee people would not be as upset. Because there's no progress to be made, and people watch Minecraft to see stuff being constructed. Gura even mentioned that to the chumbuds when she said she was going to do stuff off stream to collect resources and they started to complain. Kronii doesn't even do that.

>>10965042
She will do ONE Guerrilla MC stream next month. I can guarantee this as her boyfriend.

>>10965081
You are right. Deploy the sex troopers.

>>10964744
Damn, now you reminded me I might never see a proper reboot of Elfen Lied in my lifetime
no amount of cope can fix me...

I want to fuck her

>>10965042
>"I don't think people would be interested..." bullshit
obviously, it's called a white lie to spare your feelings. Because the real reason is she just wants to play the game without having to entertain you losers

>>10965139
I think it's for the better. Modern anime industry can recreate that early 00s feel.

I want her to kill me

>>10964975
>>10964982
Yeah I know, I don't know why you guys are treating me like I'm some sort of schizo anti. I'm just saying I feel bummed out about this, not that Kronii is a terrible person or anything like that. I come to this hell hole to not go insane from the lack of social interaction.

If Kronii plays 12 hours of MC daily, and if she streamed at least 2 hours of that. I would be completely content with whatever. I just don't like having to watch her in other people's channels. Sure it seems a bit fucked for a grown man to mope over not seeing anime girls interact, but this is the same thread where we write futa and guro.

In the end it's up to Kronii, if she does do guerillas then okay I'll watch them and see if they're fine. If she doesn't but still strings us along I'll just be disappointed. If she says "I'm sorry I just want to play MC" then I would happily accept it and learn how to cope with missing out on the fun she's having.

>>10965100
>People are frustrated
You fucking drama schizos are frustrated. I'm just happy Kronii's having fun
Holy fucking shit you guys have been going on and on for THREE FUCKING DAYS

>>10965143
Then she should be direct and say so. Otherwise, as long as she keeps giving "I'll think about it" non-answers, people are never going to stop asking for Minecraft, and her self-pitying excuses are not going to fool anyone. People will only feel like they're being lied to and led on with false promises.

sex

>>10965139
go back and watch it, then realize elfen lied is overrated as fuck

>>10965207
>I'm happy so any constructive criticism over this must be a schitzo
You're part of the problem and help enable actual shitposting

Who is the biggest M in Council?
Who do you want a smut piece with S Anon and M council member?

>>10965204
Really just sounds like you have a unhealthy parasocial attachment, trying to fill that lonely hole with this vtuber you won't ever actually know.

>>10965232
Parallel Paradise by the same author is a 1000000x better
Seriously is so good

>>10965273
Big M(umei) ofc

>>10965284
You shouldn't be asking this question in this thread, in this board and on this website my man.

>>10965224
>Then she should be direct and say so
that's not how human communication works anon, white lies exist, deal with it

>>10965100
If she was doing anything else in her free time but since it's minecraft on the EN server which you feel like YOU own it's suddenly a problem.
Get over it you schizo.

>>10965322
Citation needed

>>10965204
>I'm just saying I feel bummed out about this, not that Kronii is a terrible person or anything like that. I come to this hell hole to not go insane from the lack of social interaction.
this desu
I am tired of arguing with both block game schizos who think she should stream 24/7 and the faggots who think holos can do no wrong and should treat their fans like dirt
I really hate you spergs sometimes

>>10965322
Then she can keep receiving those same requests and being made to feel like shit about it, assuming she even cares about anyone watching her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssqoK4aUjMY
Kronii your spaghetti is all over the floor...
This would be a great anniversary clip.

I see why most holo's ignore chat when playing Minecraft. Holy fucking shit you Minecraft autists are the absolute worst

>>10965412
*cums on you*

I like Polka the least among Holos and she's the one Kronii is getting close with.
I guess i'll be forced to watch her with the clock. Hoping Kronii gets more interaction with Subaru or meet Pekora/Miko/Moona.