/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I just want to hold Chihiro's perfectly sculpted glutes in my hands

>>10973852
We need stronger autism to find the blue bridge.

I fucking this bear!

30 new contents when?

i love this fucking bear

>>10974039
It was never just going to be September and there has been a good amount of new things.

>preliminary cutting, normalizing and eq
>structuring
>fine timing
>pitch correction (~70% done)
>making that ungodly "lalala" intro bearable
> --- you are here ---
>focusing different singers for different parts
>final volume/eq pass
>easter eggs (if there's time)
>my own vocals (probably not)

It's going okay, should be able to send it to the bear on schedule

>>10973852
>Data archive
https://102716.xyz

>>10974276
>my own vocals (probably not)
A selfless hero...

>>10974276

MS antis you're seriously going to false report archive links now?

>>10972892

I this bear!

I bear!

I!

This is a new IP,
Sex

!

Risuna hasn't posted anything in 8 hours now... I'm gonna CONCERRRN...

>>10975205
>my attacker didn't have to overpower me to turn me into a victim
What did he mean by that? Is that one of those post-sex statutory rape claims?

>>10975859

aaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

;ji;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

die die die die die die die die die die die die die

I want to eat gyoza with Risuna.

>>10974093
me too

I love fucking this bear!

through the screen
i can pass through the screen
xp hill i can see it it's there
it goes for miles. it extends as far as I can see

>>10977894
>he didn't watch the vrchat stream

I want to fatten beatani a bit. Just enough so she has some love handles to grab onto when I'm fucking hard doggy style

>>10978412
A little cushion for the pushin'. Right on.

she sounds fat

>>10979616

>>10973942
God I've spent hours in google maps looking for that bridge and I've got nothing. Has anyone tried the turk idea?

>>10979707
I gave up a long time ago, I don't even think it's in japan

>>10979782
It's very hard to see, but I think the top line of the sign looks like it has some hiragana on it.

>>10979616
with a fat dick, yeah

>>10979782
It's definitely in japan. Where else could it be? The way everything is doesn't feel SEAnigger at all.

>>10979696
Hello

is possible drink 500 cans of beer without dying?

I'll bait.
Beatani's feet/spoiler]

>>10985420
That important message from bear makes more sense now. That's seriously impressive.

>>10985420
Could it be a 500 mL can of beer?

>>10985420
once I drank a whole bottle of tequila I felt like dying so much alcohol can't be good

>>10985433
I'm not sure what exactly you're trying to bait seems like a feeble attempt to HOLY SHIT CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A CREATURE ON THIS PLANET WITH FEET AS NICE AS BEATANI THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ADJECTIVES IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO DESCRIBE THE FOUL SINFUL THOUGHTS I HAVE ABOUT HER PLEASURABLE PAWS I WOULD DRAG MYSELF DICK FIRST ACROSS A MILE OF BROKEN GLASS JUST TO GET A TASTE OF HER EXTRAORDINARY EXTREMITIES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END MY SUFFERING ALREADY IM BEGGING YOU yeah still not exactly sure what bait you're talking about hope you get that figured out. And damn 170 liters of beer is a lot.

>>10985674
sasuga. i hope bea nadenades you with her feet someday.

Risuna looks like she is having so much fun...

Risuna gets to eat gorgeous, delicious food and get drunk as hell on her work trips. My frozen dinner was pretty alright.

Real sushi is disgusting. what kind of person do you have to be to eat that amount of raw fucking fish

>>10986042
I like raw meat must be the same thing

>>10986042
Real sushi as opposed to what sushi?

>>10985886
Look at those sloppy stray grains of rice. My otaku princess daughter deserves better than such carelessness.

>>10986042
You'd have to be some kind of large carnivorous land mammal like a bear or something.

>>10986428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTJRX5fvG0

You'd think that /yah/ would have an older poster base compared to garbage like Hololive or VShoujo, but turns out the vtuber viewer base is the same everywhere...

>>10986485
also good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u471hCeSCS8

>>10986042
I've tasted raw beef before but fish, it's an obvious concern if it contains any parasites.

>>10986526
>You'd think that /yah/ would have an older poster base
all me

>>10985420
>>10985490
>in an unfamiliar city on a work trip
>get drunk
>alone in your hotel room
>no one to turn your drunken affection to but your faithful gang of horny internet autists
I want to nadenade this bear

schizo thread

>>10986870
They all are

All jokes aside, I'm probably the only risuna that is an actual schizo + SzPD

>>10986870
thanks for stopping by listener-chan

>>10986326
americanized sushi

>>10977038
so we just gonna ignore this obvious bear paws, or...

Burger dads....

>>10987152
in hindsight it's pretty obvious isn't it?

Japanese business trip = party?

>>10987416
Drinking with and "entertaining" old businessmen

Japanese business trip = sex

Bea doesn't even remember the sex we had...

>>10987152
gibberish typed on a phone keyboard is different from gibberish typed on a desktop keyboard

>>10987416
Old man eating sushi served on Beas naked body

>getting embarassed over her drunken affectionate voice message
this bear is a treasure

I'm on meds and can't drink alcohol, but I'll make an exception for Bea's wakamezake

Any other dads with gfs? Slept over at her place yesterday but couldn't stop thinking about my daughter in bed... I'm an awful dad... I really think I should delete Youtube from my phone and blacklist it on my browser and just try to forget that Bea exists.

>>10987666
Better yet, do the same with your gf instead

>>10987666
more bea for me

fugg geopandas and pyrosm are both ass

I can never tell when this bear is serious and when she isn't, but I absolutely love playing the guessing game

>>10987666
You're just like me fellow dad...

>>10977038
even if you deny it you said what you said bear

>>10987152
>>10987214
>>10977038
ahhh I can't believe hung over bea came here and I couldn't even comfort her...

>>10987666
>666
Devil away.

Waifu > Oshi >>>> Your lovely mother >>>>> 3d pigs disgusting gf >>>>> nigger shit > twitch irl whores
Get your priorites straight, dadchama.

>>10987666
nice bait devilchama

>>10988883
This, except gf should be lower. Normalfag scum get out of here now

>>10987666
>not getting your gf to watch Bea and fantasizing about her together
ngmi

Not easy to get a girl to watch an autistic ADHD japanese office lady bear talking about パネルでポン released for the super famicon in 1995 for one hour (in an unrelated stream)

I want a gf who also likes bea so we can watch her together and she can rp as her while i fuck her

mom cosplaying as bea tonight................. sorry bea...................

I want bea to cover johnny cash's version of hurt so i can play it whenever she makes us suffer

>>10992128
Where'd you find the dress?

>>10992534
my mom made it

>>10992589
that sounds based, yet dangerous at the same time...

>>10975926
You mean like a majority of all rape charges are regardless of sex, just after the fact regret.

making some progress on osm reps

>>10992128
I need to know the answer
http://poal.me/g0ill4

>>10993260
what is the fucking question?
INSECT?

>>10993260
No one in my family is chinese.

>>10993360

>Bea needs to be drunk to say that she loves me
>She forgets about it the next morning
Hey, just like my real dad!

i don't like drunk people even the smell of alcohol makes me angry

>>10992903
>doing free work for millionaires

where are the soccer vods i want to watch them

>>10993887
they are member only (remote kid+) links are in the thread

>>10993981
im member but i don't see them

>>10992724
esl bear paws

>>10994013
Are you sure? They should be on the membership tab.

>>10994013
you need to be for my family which is a tier after the emotes only tier that could be the problem
i think you need the vod links as well

for bea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYlB3dN-udY

>>10994013
Bea missed a couple of matches tho

If Beatani has million number of fans i am one of them . if Beatani has ten fans i am one of them. if Beatani have only one fan and that is me . if Beatani has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against Beatani, i am against the world . i love Beatani till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Beatani . Hit Like If you Think Beatani has the best cunny& is the best indie in all of vt/.

if she still had japanese fans she'd probably be doxxed by now with all these photos she's posting

>>10986042
I kiiinda agree. I like sushi but I enjoy it in small doses. Once I tried to go for BIG pieces and I wanted to puke every time I ate one...(managed to finish without puking in the end)

>>10994714
if she had jap 5CH and 2CH frens

>>10994714
I recognize that salmon egg.
See you soon.

>Somewhere in Japan there's an OL carefully taking pictures of her food to share them with her internet fans
I'm feeling 1

https://twitter.com/ListenerChan/status/1446036466849566722
I love this bear

>>10995225
what did she mean by this

>>10995268
I'm guessing she is coming home

THE BEAR IS COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOME IT's coming home home homeee

BEATANI HAS TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL SHE GETS OUT OF TWITTER JAIL
GIVE HER NOTES ON WHAT TO SAY AND WHAT NOT TO SAY SO SHE WONT END UP IN THIS SITUATION

>>10995743
>Thanks for your support!
>I can't wait to see you again!
>Thanks for being there for me!
>I love you all!!!

>Kill yourself retard
>I want to fuck you
>Retardchama... suck my dick
>I'm having sex right now!

beatani will present us her new boyfriend when she comes back

>>10995879
>mixes up lists and starts telling everyone to kill themselves

>>10995912
I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS THAN HIROYUKI

>>10995989
>Thanks for your support retardchama! suck my dick!
>I can't wait to see you again... kill yourself retard
>Thanks for being there for me! I want to fuck you!
>I love you all!! I'm having sex right now!

>>10987666
Together for over 7 years. I almost called her Beatani the other day. Stopped myself real fast. She is very supportive, even when it comes to my questionable hobbies. But I can't see any situation where me calling her Beatani ends well.

>>10996210
Assuming you don't for the full Beatani, you can just pretend that you were saying bae (before anyone else)

>>10996210
>I love you Beatani
>...Who the fuck is Beatani?
>Oh shit, sorry, she is my daughter
>What
>Well, not my real daughter
>What are you talking about
>She is a shitposting polar bear, her sister trapped her in the XP hill and we hang out a few times every week
>Are you cheating on me? Did you fuck this Beatani girl?
>What? No, no. Well, she technically jerked my off once, but it was just a joke

>>10995743
instead of neck yourself she should say "commit rope"

>>10996345
She knows all about Beatani

>>10996424
commit not alive

>>10996424
Stop breathing so much for an undefined amount of time onegai!

Instead of telling us to kill ourselves, maybe she could just try telling us how much she loves us over and over.

>>10996696
To be fair, she has been doing that a lot recently

>>10996992
Not sure if we should be concerned or not but I'll take the love us comments in the positive sense for now.
She loves us!!!

Beatani is pretty nice. You might even say I like her

I LOVE BEATANI ALSO
Beatani will you accept my love or not?

>>10996992
The increased workload is really doing a number on her huh

Dads, can your daughter drink more than you?

>>10998621
yes, im sure of it.

>>10998621
Not a chance but I'd lie and pretend she did so she feels like she won.

>>10998621
absolutely no chance of that but like fellow dad id pretend that she drank me under the table so she wouldn't over do it herself and I could make sure she has plenty of water and such available

>>10998621
Bea is a light weight

>>10998621
We can probably drink the same.

>>10998621
That's a lot of booze for a 155 cm 0 kg polar bear but I can do more than what she drank. I would definitely be drunk though.

>>10996210
>I almost called her Beatani the other day
All right, you're more far gone than me

>>10998621
I never once managed to drink myself into an affectionate stupor, so probably no.

>you will never tuck Bea into her cocoon after helping her to bed because she's drunk as a skunk and hear her half-awake mumbles about loving you

>>10998621
Yeah, I don't drink.
At least I could princess carry her drunk ass back home while feeling the warmth of her body...

I forgot to have sex with Beatani today.

>>10999675
pain

>>10999440

>>10998621
No.
>>10998656
>>10998706
I don't even think she'd turn it into a competition unless you did first

>>11001584
Loser has to pay the bar tab

EARTHQUAKE
PLEASE BEA BE SAFE

Oh no oh no Bea please be safe

Risuna just tweeted, calm your tits.

>>11003701
She could be trapped under rubble trying to tweet her final words. She meant to say "wow I never got my interview with Hiroyuki" but her mangled hands couldn't finish it.

>>11003701
who the fuck gives a shit about risuna? bea is the one that actually matters

BEA'S PLANE IS GOING TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY AND CRASH
MY POOR GIRL

Oh no no, Bea hasn't tweeted that she's fine
Is she dead or having eathquake sex with her boyfriend?

>>11004092
>eathquake sex

Its over… The hill won in the end… maybe it’s for the best…

>Business trip
>Spends the whole time drinking and eating

>>11004875
Pleasure is my business and business is good.

>>11004875
Well Bea is on a business trip Risuna is on vacation stalking her. It makes sense

>>11004875
That's pretty normal

>>11004933
>Kumagai-san, where were you? We had to do the power point presentation without you! ...you reek of beer, don't tell me you have been drinking again!
>...who is Kumagai? Atashi wa Risuna desu! Have you seen a bear? I need to hear her footsteps...

>>11005042
Her personalities keep splitting...

>Bea comes back from the business trip the same time that she gets out of twitter jail
Is it just a coincidence?

>>11005647
Not a coincidence. She set the whole thing up so she could spend the week with her boyfriend in peace.
Listener-chan has photos but she's going to use them as blackmail to keep DMs open.

Hopefully the earthquake knocked something heavy onto Fuwatani's head.

>>11007435
Fuwatani should not be left alone in Bea's house. That little shit might be accepting all of Bea's tinder date requests right now.

>>11007536
>*Bea comes back home*
>Tadaim-... what is that smell? Fuwatani, what did you do while I was gone?
>You are smelling sex

Beatani's tummy

>>11007830
imagine cumming on it and making her feel like the shaymin for once

>>11007897
i don't think i'd be capable of pulling out of her bear cunny

>>11007897
>>11007976
anyone ever wonder what beatani thinks about the group of men across the world that would fuck her to death?

>>11007976
imagine bea leglocking you while reminding you today isn't a safe day

>>11008073
all the time. it's got to be a weird feeling. then again good looking women are probably used to getting hungry looks from men all day so the only difference is the worldwide part and that they are explicitly stating their thoughts

>>11008073
I don't want to fuck her, I just want to hang out and drink a few beers

>>11008121

>>11008073
a lot is a joke at this point

>>11008073
imagine taking anons seriously
but some are seriously psychotic and psychopaths

>>11008073
it's probably pretty easy to not think that hard about that kind of thing when you have the kind of distance knowing "they just want to fuck the character" gives you

>>11008073
I never post about fucking her desu but in general the posts in the threads make it look like every one of us wants to.

http://poal.me/ln3rq5

>>11008433
Yeah it seems like this community for some reason attracts psychopaths LIKE IM ATTRACTED TO BEATANIS HOLY HEELS I WOULD TRADE ANY OF MY ORGANS FOR THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF HAVING THOSE SOFT WARM FEET REST UPON MY WEARY FACE ALL THE TROUBLES AND WORRIES BURDENING MODERN MAN COULD BE RECTIFIED BY RECEIVING A REASSURING RUB ON HER SORE SOLES. PLEASE BEATANI ITS THE ONLY WAY TO REPAIR MY MIND JUST LET ME GLANCE AT YOUR FEET FOR EVEN A SECOND. IM CONCERNED I CANT KEEP THIS UP MUCH LONGER. It must just be the nature of anonymous online communities that makes people act this way though. Kinda weird

>>11008688
I voted yes to keep the joke going

>>11008994
>joke

>>11008994
>joke

>>11008940
bless you feet anon
i hope for the same too...

>>11008994
>joke

>>11008940
I will hear all footsteps because they will all be on my face and genitals.

>>11008994
>joke
yeah not all of us have girlfriends anon

>>10998621
>Dads, can your daughter drink more than you?
I am from eastern europoorland
so I really doubt it

>>11008994
>start making lewd comments about Bea in the threads as a joke
>look up her R-18 art and can't stop fapping and laughing because it's so funny
>save up for 2 weeks to have a mind blowing orgasm when she counts down to 0, nearly pass out from laughing
>dream about her feet every night as a joke and wake up needing to change the sheets
>can't fap to anything else anymore, totally owned by the bear but it's ok because it's just a joke

>>11009424
fucking perfect

>>11009424
>Eartquake
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

GUYS!!! IS BEA OKAY??? AHHHHH. I NEED TO KNOW!!!

>>11009538
Bad news

>>11009424
kek

>>11009569
She's not okay? Oh god.

>>11009538
I'm sorry dad but she didn't make it, we're stuck with Fuwatani now.

>>11009538
Dad... I'm sorry...

>>11009620
I'm joining forces with Chihiro to put that furball in the ground.

>>11008073
>would fuck her to death
I just want to fuck her to pregnancy.

Chihiro is pregnant

A train 110 metres long is running with a speed of 60 kmph. In what time will it pass Beatani who is running at 6 kmph in the direction opposite to that in which the train is going?

>>11008121
Give birth to our child, Beatani!

>>11009972
What's the starting distance between them?

>>11009972
this is missing things to be solvable.

>>11009645
>>11009620
I don't believe you guys. I'll wait until she tweet again.

>>11010069
>>11010094
use x for distance

>>11009972
About 6 seconds.

Literally a speedrun of /yah/
>>10940753
>>10941089

>>11009972
6 seconds if starting from the front of the train. add 3/55 seconds per every meter if starting from a distance

>>11010403
>She suddednly stopped reading anything I wrote, so I assume she read some rrat somewhere or in DM, can't be helped I guess. Still gonna check future streams but it does feel a lot like corpo that way.

>>11010403
Lurking there out of curiosity and it's like /yah/ at it's worst. Concernfags, doomposters, attentionwhores, unironic groomers and 2-3 schizo who samefags through the whole thread.

>>11010153
I misunderstood, you don't need starting distance. This is about how long it takes the train to pass bea from the moment they cross each other.

>>11010229
6 seconds is the correct answer good job dad. Nade nade

>>11010593
she addresses every rrat on stream, she'll read the thread while streaming and address rrats as they pop as well
its fun

>>11010407
You get a nade nade too, good job.

Chihiro is so cool... I want to go out for drinks with Chihiro...

>>11010593
I have a strong belief that the FOTM bandwagoners are the worst kind of fans any /here/ chuuba can get and the only real reason /yah/'s more or less calmed down relatively speaking after the dumpster fire that was june/july is because they all moved on to nade and/or kiki

>>11010403
that place is weird, it's like a bad parody of /yah/

>>11010593
Do you guys want me to leave? I'm literally either concernposting, doomposting, trying to groom the bear or being a schizo. I don't samefag.

>>11010153
Time= X(Km)*40Seconds

>>11011106
its ok when you do it, bea

>>11011106
We need a couple of you around to keep things interesting.

>>11010403
ok copy beatanis approach that’s fine and dandy with trying to rub”vts very own” branding in BUT THEY REALLY DIDNTNNEED TO INHERIT OUR PROBLEMS
WHY DO THEY HAVE BURGER WARS WHY DID THEY INHERIT REGIONAL CONFLICT

>>11011223
True, it's been too quiet here. There was an earthquake in Japan, let's make it look like a joke.

>>11011106
It's fine if you're just pretending to be retarded.
And if you're not, just pretend you're pretending to be retarded
>>11011286
Because the same people are posting over there now

>>11011286
There's """""""dads"""""""" who post there too
and the drawgroomer. i heard they have frequesnt meltdowns because he shits up the place.

Did Nade and Kiki unintentionally make yah better? It seems like the worst and weakest people migrated to their threads.

>>11011438
Probably.

>>11011438
probably the unironic groomers do everything my way or else fags left for fresher chubbas to groom

>>11011438
Yes but it's dumb to mention it. Let these things happen and filter the bad.

>>11011438
I definitely feel like that with /pyon/ most of the shitposters are probably (ex?)dads using the same old bait posts from /yah/.

>>11011438
They were only going to be here for a little while, anyway. Those kind of people get easily bored. They'll leave those two alone in a few months too and move on to the next target

CHIHIRO's FEEET FEET FEEET FFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT F E E T FEET FEE FEET I WANT TO LICK HER FEEEEEETT FEET FEET

>>11011902
Disgusting, only Beatanis feet are beautiful and perfect. Chihiro wears heels too much her feet are calloused and scarred.

>>11011955
>Chihiro wears heels too much her feet are calloused and scarred
DDDDDDDDDDDDELICIOUS!!!!

>>11011955
Chihiro's feet stay up in the air all the time. There's no way they're calloused.

>>11011955
that means they are like a diamond in the rough
if you spend the time on them prettying them up they will be softer, more delicious than bea's feet and will make it more enjoyable when she bullys your dick and gets you to clean the cum off her soles with your tongue

I get so hard thinking about Chihiro.

>>11012178
Same but with Chisato instead

>>11011495
>chubbas
Will you ever correct this misspelling?

Imagine misspelling "chuuba"...

>>11012455
He's an architect leave him alone

>>11012455
no chubbas will be chubbas you cant correctly spell something based on a mispronunciation from a dialect any spelling is correct.

Preditions for the next stream

>>11012792
sex review

>>11012792
Live pregnancy test.

>>11012792
She talks about her """"business"""" trip in some strange chuuba way, sex, oh nonono, boyfriend, risuna

This is for you Beatani foot lover. I can do the zoomed out version too if you want/need.

pyrosm and geopandas isn't gonna cut it - I have to use postgis. Wish me luck dads

>>11013166
good luck in your hunt for footsteps

>>11013135
BBBBBASED!!!!! IT's PERFECT!thank you。

>>11013135
yes for the love of all that is holy post the zoomed out version

>>11013135

>>11013324

>>11013393
YES
YES
YES
GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO BE THAT RISUNA GIVING BEA'S CUTE SOLES AND TOES A TONGUE BATH
GOD I IMAGINE THE FLAVOUR TO BE MORE INTOXICATING THAN THE STRONGEST LIQUOR, MORE DEPTH THAN THE DEEPEST OCEAN AND MORE ADDICTING THAN THE STRONGEST DRUGS

>>11013393
I never understood feet licking until I did it in a dream

anyone experienced a dream about bea or /yah/?it only happened to me once when I fell asleep in a stream

Yes, I don't remember what happened or if anything happened to begin with, but I remember her being there, so not interesting enough to post but it counts.

>>11013743

>>11014069
that frame bugs me

>>11013957
Yeah, I peropero'd her ears and enjoyed her embarrassed mewls and squirming.

>>11013957
I've dreamed twice about /yah/ having a meltdown, but not yet about Bea.

>>11012792
Photos of her trip and the stream after that she is going to pretend to go corporate, and failing, to avoid getting put in twitter jail again.

>>11013957
I had one where I ran into her roommate in a random izakaya and recognized her voice. She realized that I recognized her and panicked. Feels bad man. There were also some good ones but nothing remarkable about them.

>>11013957
it happens to me recurrently I dream about her tweeting something it's always something that bothers me

>>10987666
>>10996210
You guys are idiots, seriously. Someone needs to sit you down and tell to fucking comose yourselves. This is embarrassing to read, throwing away a real relationship for a fucking online anime girl, fucking pathetic, those women deserve better.

So XP Hill unironically got destroyed, right?

>>11014538
>Women
>Deserving better

>>11014551
It wasn't that big of an earthquake, especially for Japan. Everything will be fine except there might be a few more beer cans on the floor than when she left.

>>11014538
>>11014623
Honestly these girlfriends get a 130+ iq guy who will never cheat on them. All they have to do is put up with some schizoism for a virtual polar bear.

>>11014647
the earthquake knocked her mug off the table and it smashed

>>11014747
It was full of water and landed on a electrical outlet which started a small fire. No worries though it just burned all the letters and smoldered out.

>>11014796
fuck you

>>11014796
There's a movie like that

How many hymens does Risuna have left if she had DM sex with Bea and ate horse?

>>11014747
How will Fuwa bathe now? It was the one advantage she had over the bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRVMukiVy6g

>>11015883
Deep fryer

Next stream in 26hours. Can't wait to hear her voice again ToT

fuwatani arc was so cringe

>>11016407
better than the tangerine arc

>>11013957
Went with her to the park, had a nice time, then I kid you not she drove a motorcycle and took me to different places.

>>11016407
I almost want to mute the stream when fuwatani comes on

>>11016407
>>11016521
Fuck you bad tasters

>>11016517
>Riding bitch on a motorcycle while a girl's driving it

>>11016995
It was embarrassing

>you slap bea in the head a little too hard while she's blowing you and she starts talking like fuwatani

>>11017136
FUCK

Goodbye bump

>Small Magazine Update
We are looking at ~60 pages in submissions. Plus it will be even longer when we add the rest. Dekai! Sugoi Dekai!

>Wrote you an email to clean up some loose ends
Writing Thread Anon
Zoo Anon
Ultra Nu Anon
Music Anon
Scarlet Anon

>Still wondering if you are alive
Investigator Anon
Muscle Anon

Bea’s boobies are mine!!!! I will rub my big dick on them.

>>11017361
AAND I WILL LICK HER FEET。(though I prefer chihiro's)

>>11017136
Just slap her the other way and she should return to normal.

>>11017491
>。
bear paws

Why does Bea never talk about her brothers?

>>11018032
She hates us

>>11018032
Why would she, I'm gonna meet them anyway since I'm marrying bea

>>11018032
The same reason she never talks about her boyfriend (me). It would make the listeners uneasy.

>>11017677
Slap her twice to get deep voice bea.

>>11017136
>slap the konami code and she becomes Chihiro

>>11018438
>deep voice bea
Sounds like a great plan

>>11018843
Lost Minecraft stream bear voice was so fucking hot. I know it's tough to use but if she could bring it back for a short act or something I would greatly appreciate it.

>>11018911
She could make a new persona Chainsmoker or Yakuza Beatani for the deep voice.

I think my neighbour just got himself a girlfriend... I'm always getting cucked by chuubas, and now even my neighbour is going to cuck me. I fucking hate my life. If I ever get in a situation where Bea is cucking me while I'm simultaneously forced to listen to the sex noises coming from the next door, I might just end up committing rope.

>>11019161
It's not cucking if you were never in it to begin with

>>11019208
Yes it is. But I don't care, as I already made a plan to counter it. If I ever get in that situation, I will put my speakers next to the wall with max volume, and I will play the stream in which Bea is cucking me. In a way, they'll end up cucking each other. And even if that doesn't count as cucking, at the very least my neighbours will be too bothered by the noise to continue their sex.

>>11019487
Why not just buy a whore, fucker her while watching the stream where Bea is cucking you. Play it at full volume so then you'll be cucking Bea while she cucks you while you both cuck your neighbors. Cuck trifecta

>>11019161
>>11019487
pls be a troll...

Bea, I want to kill myself

>>10995318
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

>>11019487
>Yes it is.
No, it isn't. If you aren't having sex, there's no way you end up raising another man's child by mistake. If you aren't raising another man's child, you haven't been cucked. It's really that simple. Women don't belong to you. They can have sex with anybody they like, and it doesn't mean you're being cucked.

>>11019667
I'm too shy to have sex, and I don't even know if prostitution is legal here. And even if I did that, how would I prove Bea that I'm cucking her at that moment?
>>11019682
I wish it were, but I seriously heard a female voice from the next door a moment ago. I know for a fact that my neighbour is a male. It might have only been a relative of his, but it worries me.
>>11019960
Do you go to reddit? It's a bad site, don't go there.

Neighbors have the right to fall in love

>>11020018
I don't understand you, no matter who it is, do you feel like a cuck?

I can't believe my neighbors cucked me by raising an entire family

>>11020118
If you want to have sex, please do it in private. If you want to cuck someone, please don't become a chuuba. I did not consent to being cucked by opening your stream or by becoming your neighbour.

>>11020244
Yeah but exhibitionism and public sex are my top 2 fetishes. Why would you want to deny me my happiness due to your own insecurities. Let me fuck in public or strike me down where I stand.

>>11020371
I don't go outside, so I don't care if you have sex there. Just don't become my neighbour.

>>11020244
>becoming your neighbour.
How loud are they fucking that you can hear them the next house over?

>>11020564
>americans

>>11020581
cardboard walls

>>11020458
Sounds reasonable. Do you want to have a picnic together? Staying couped up inside is bad for your mind. We can have sub sandwiches and sit under a oak tree. Then getting cucked won't matter.

>>11019487
>not just blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7z_WVcpdw

>>11020645
Going outside is dangerous. That's where all the crazy people like >>11020371 are.

>>11020581
I thought americans were into getting cucked.

>>10987666
Yeah, but mine is always busy either for her work or hobbies and would rather DM me stuff about love than come spend time together. And her place is disgusting so I don't want to go there. At this point I almost feel like a stranger she can use when she feels lonely.

>>11021057
subtle

After the dad meetup in Tokyo, Bea let us spend the night at her place and sleep on her couch and on the floor in her living room, as we couldn't agree beforehand to which AirBnB we should go, even after hours of discussion online and two polls. To my extreme rage, I discovered that Bea now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity to him. She had casually “dated” guys in the past, but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White guy named れいじ, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him.

He seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Beatani invited him to spend the time with us in the living room all the time even though he had no prior knowledge of her streaming gig and any of our inside jokes that we had cultivated for so long, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating Bea's homemade food and drinks, and making use of her house. He was freeloading off her, and she didn’t even realize it.

I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with her. I arrived at the house at dawn after going to the seven eleven nearby, my fellow dads still asleep, and heard the sounds of れいじ plunging his penis into my daughter's vagina through her closed room door, along with my daughter's moans. I stood there and listened to it all. The thought of another man knowing how tight Bea's vagina made my heart tremble and I felt like my knees were going to give up on the spot. So my daughter, who was five years younger than me, was having sex right next to me. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-nine, I was still a virgin. Bea later said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. The slob barely had a Japanese middle school-level English, no knowledge of internet culture what-so-ever, while I had spent so much time with my daughter online and even traveled half the world just to see her, and couldn't receive anything but a half smirk and some basic hospitality.

Later she even showed us a picture of one of his ex-girlfriends, a pretty 歌舞伎著のランドセルメンヘラ女子. My hatred towards him only intensified after that. I refused to speak to him whenever he came over (which was a lot), and I constantly tried to get us away from him as much as possible, but my efforts were mostly in vain. Even worse, she constantly talked about him admiringly. Things were getting too out of hand.

>>10998621
0 chance. Which is unfortunate since sometimes I just wanna get drunk and it would take so many glasses even of strong alcohol to get there

>>11020792
I don't know how to tell you this anon.

>>11008073
nothing
literally nothing, she doesn't think about other feelings

>>11011438
I would have went there since bea is almost impossible to groom, but nade is incredibly fake and boring and kiki is too weak so I'm stuck here for now

>>11021204
She's not a robot she does have some feelings too. Hidden away behind pride a lot of the time but they exist.

>>11012792
Every single DM she sent review. She keeps producing content nobody but her can see and it's just not acceptable.

>>11013957
I didn't have a single dream ever since I became single.

>>11021133
If you're disgusting enough to write an NTR story, at least make it less realistic.
0.00000/10

>>11021133
This was disheartening, I didn't speak up because I thought I was the only one feeling this way. Even worse, I heard what was going on that night but didn't notice you were awake too.
That guy was insufferable. Legit an annoying normie.
Next time we should go meet somewhere else without these two, they can have their mediocre sex alone. What a disrespect.

>>11017339
>Music
Oh thanks, I don't check my mails often, I'll reply asap

>>11021133
gross how the fuck do you think that? fucking faggot is for sure your fantasy

>>11019960
go back

>>11021598
neck yourself

I looked at prices before the pandemic and after I realized I have the money to make the trip to japan if the prophecy comes true, if it were to happen, would you be able to go dad?

>>11021436
paws

>>11021732
I'm going the day the ban is lifted. I will quit my job if they don't let me take those days off. My bag is already ready.

>>11021819
ko--------wa

>>11021868
Well if you want to come instead it's acceptable I guess.

>>11021732
I'd go if something is organized. The thought of doing flower viewing next year sounded really nice

>>11021898
I do not know what you're talking about fellow dad. Why would I go to you?

>>11021976
>he's going there for any other reason than meeting other people doing the same

>>11021732
>would you be able to go dad
yes

>>11021732
Going there is the same as going to Gensokyo. I'm ready to go to meet Bea at XP Hill and I hope to see you there too >>11022167

There's no one waiting for me where I live. I'm too old to start a new social group from scratch while everyone is either getting married, raising kids and buying houses. Is there anywhere to go? Any country for old men like me? No really.

>>11022443
Just become Japanese. About 50% of adults under 40 are single.

>>11022443
no country for old men...

>>11022481
Wow that country is fucked

>Dads organize a meetup in Japan
>Bea wishes them good luck, but says that she won't be able to go because it would be too dangerous
>They watch the cherry blossom together
>A young japanese woman observes them from the distance, smiling and sipping a beer

>>11022590
This made me smile like an idiot

>>11022590
>she's crying into her beer because chihiro is having fun with risuna while she's being a pussy

>>11022590
Bear shows up undercover as mom #3. Noone calls out bear paws.

>>11022590
more like
>she completely forbids it
>dads go anyway

>>11022590
why would it be dangerous? i don't see the difference between her meetings with her 2ch and 5ch friends, besides, the dangerous schizos are poor

>>11022684
>wow Mom #3 you're japanese? That's cool, were here or where do you come from?
>ehh ah Finland.
>Finnish dad speaks finnish to her
>Mom #3 starts sweating

>>11022768
>Luckily all the spurdo memes and mammi she ate gives her passing ability in Finnish

>>11022801
>guys want to go to izakaya?
>"yah!"
>everyone looks at her
>"Yes, let's try it"
>no one calls bear paws

>>11022732
She wasn't a chuuba back then

>>11022935
You make it sound like she's a holo or something

>>11022865
>she starts running to the izakaya
>no one calls bear paws

>>11022935
She's just like a small artist or musician, not a big deal.

>>11023015
not that anon but even in a small setting it's gotta be awkward to be the center of attention in an otherwise anonymous meetup

>>11023051
>Haha this mom is so energetic, she randomly starts running
>and she knows where the izakaya is, sasuga mom

>>11023098
if the ones I think will go it will be like a group of friends

>>11023098
If yah meeting were to happen, dads would have to be mature enough to not form a circle around Bea and treat her like the center of attention. It's a friends meeting treating each other as friends.

>>11023098
That's why she should get a train run on her, no time to feel awkard.

>>11022684
This is how it's gonna happen. I need to find a way to leave her before that or I'm going to have a mental breakdown.

>>11023098
At this point, dads have closer bonds to other dads than to bea.

>>11022590
>young

>>11021765
no >>11021502 is paws

>>11023524
As long as she can still bears cihldren she's young enough.

Who cares about that boring bear bitch.
Dads lets go meet in India.

>>11023559
no remote kid i don't want to be raped in your country

dads are getting too cocky

Bea if it's really you please don't use yab words like "faggot" or "nigger," I don't give a shit but woketards and antis will use it as an excuse to cancel you from all platforms

or wait is she one of those retards who does the opposite of what you say just to spite you? Bea please spam "faggot" and "nigger" as much as possible

>>11023650
she's pretty good about it. only let fag slip twice on stream afaik

>>11023559
Would unironically be kino. Imagine if remoki's internet got shut off in his slum and he missed it all.

>>11023650
literally like the first thing we taught her was to not say nigger on stream anon

>>11023650
nigger faggot
Our daughter is smart and knows what's good for her

>>11023675
I'm not just talking about on stream or Twitter, she has gone so far as to screencap herself saying those things here and posting the caps elsewhere

>>11023650
... she never said any of those tho, maybe a X-fag like artfag slipped, and one trannychama, but that's about it.

>>11023753
don't bring that up and it won't be a problem

The real reason why she shouldn't use those words is because they are not nice things to say.

>>11023837
This but unironically

>>11023753
ESL immunity. Only american go apeshit at the mention of "faggot" or "niggers"

>>11023837
>>11023869
niggers

>>11023775
I'm just asking my daughter to be careful. Learn how to kick rapists in the ballsack, keep your car key sticking out of your fist, never drive or let anyone else drive after a house party, wear a rubber and dodge my shotgun blasts, normal dad shit like that.

>>11023837
But beatani isn't a nice person.

>>11023915
That's what you think.

>>11023892
twitter chimped out every time a JP holo imitated "that" scene in GTA V

>>11023883
The arm ribbon is on the wrong side aahhhh

i don't care about niggers faggots i want my family meeting

>>11023614
never as cocky at the bear tho
I would use this but bea advanced age makes it harder

>>11023991
should be right, there's one on the right arm too on the front side
even if it's wrong, I'm not going through every model to fix that

>>11024170
OH SHIT NIGGER YOU MISSED THE OTHER AREOLA YAB YAB YAB AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11024322
Well the message went trough, won't risk it.

>>11024170
>tho
why are groomers like this?

>>11023951
Only burger tweeter, and those faggots cry about everything.

>>11024428
What's wrong about using tho

>>11024635
Only niggers and groomers use it

>>11024617
>and those faggots cry about everything.
Wait are you talking about Twitter or 4chan?

>>11024733
ok but I'm still gonna use it tho

>>11024733
Bea uses tho...

>>11024928
prolly fine