/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11379237

Don't buy Towa

>>11379263
?

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 3,476,614, a 1.11% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 60,993. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 218,514 shares, or 6.29% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 7,405 shares, or 0.21% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 39):
>Pochimaru :: +13.7%
>Aqua :: +10.5%
>Nachoneko :: +9.7%
>Sana :: +6%
>Mio :: +5.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Shion :: -5%
>Fauna :: -4.9%
>Amelia :: -4.5%
>Kronii :: -4.3%
>Watame :: -4.1%

7 coins (Nana, Ayamy, Civia, Haato, HLuna, Mumei, Reine) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $84,890.95, which is a decrease of 0.82% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $35,360,581,781.03, which is a decrease of 0.64% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $10,170.98. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest value, at $2,875,509,958.36 in total market value, or 8.13% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $53,971,534.31 in total market value, or 0.15% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 27):
>Ina'nis :: +41.1%
>Shion :: +18.8%
>Kronii :: +15.6%
>Watame :: +14.5%
>Nene :: +13.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 30):
>Aki :: -23.9%
>Fubuki :: -21.5%
>Kanata :: -19.2%
>Sana :: -18.5%
>Pochimaru :: -15.7%

29 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $41,758,184, which is an increase of 02.47% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $39,889,468.55 today, an increase of 28.02% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Nachoneko :: +25%
>Amelia :: +3.8%
>Suisei :: +3.4%
>Kiara :: +3%
>Flare :: +2.5%
>Okayu :: +2.2%
>Mio :: +2%
>Haato :: +1.8%
>Lamy :: +1.7%
>Sana & Gura :: +1.4%

34 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to shitpost responsibly, FUD accurately, and stay informed.

>>11379222
Why do you to be such a pancake ina, please eat more and get some tits

>>11379263
>>11379309
Imposters... I know you're not him... where is he...

>>11379257

>>11379447
I'm waiting for the lore post, I really want to see how it goes

>>11379447
look i'm just the intern i don't know shit, but i'm sure he'll be back

>polka watch
>daily love
Yes, I will watch my wife! And I love her every day!

>>11378927
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>11379600

>>11379064
proudest? zero.
soulless? cypher and friends

>>11379964
Sneed and watoto have a lot of blonde booba and they sure are proud of it

>>11380324

Hello!
I come with a report for you!

The holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, 250, 500 and those immediately above and below them!

Over the past week the net worth necessary to reach these ranks has changed by by...

>rank 20: +107 682 102.2 $
>rank 50: +35 367 777.35 $
>rank 100: +10 600 232.19 $
>rank 250: +1 332 222.62 $
>rank 500: +215 329.21 $

Remember to spend your liquid! We are one more day closer to divvies and if you have a lot of liquid left it might be good to start spending it right NOW.

good night sleep tight see dreams of your oshi tonight

I was checking Ollie's channel because her birthday was yesterday and then I saw her sœyjack thumbnai. What did she actuay mean by this?

>>11379805
Pancake fuckers are mentally ill

>>11380630
You're telling me you wouldn't absolutely ravage that body?

>>11380436
I mean for a true BOOBA portfolio you'd need at least 1000 of all of the following
- basically EN2, bawlz optional
- basically all of gen5, polka optional
- Choco
- Mel
- Haato
- Senchou
- Flare
- Mikochi
- Calli & Ame
- Ayamy
How would we even go about raising stats about that

>>11380952
well those and also Okakoro and Miosha if we count Mikochi, all of them at least E Cup

>>11380952
cypher obviously on this one, he got them all except the dead coins ie coco and civia. only the true oshiboard guy can do this methinks

>>11381133
nevermind. i stand corrected. checked his stuff and he got lots of less than 500 coins. not even doing a 1k of everything. truly a merc

>>11380952
Now that I think about it, senchou's actually not that beeg

>>11380952
>

Don't buy Towa.
Jannies are actually deleting drama threads for once, I can't shitpost about wanting to fuck Bora in them anymore.

>>11381590
senchou's tits are huge

Here's the largest busts in Hololive:
>Choco
>Flare
>Noel
>Marine
>Coco
>Watame
>Lamy
>Nene
>Botan
>Polka
>Mori
>Kiara
>Amelia
>Sana
>Fauna
>Kronii
>Moona

>>11380952
>includes nene
>no kiara who is at least as big
>no watame who is at least as big
>no reine who is at least as big
>no coco who is bigger
>no moona who is bigger

>no anya

>>11382093
those aren't in any particular order, are they? clocktits are dabonhonkabahoogs

>>11382318
there's not a definitive list of bust sizes large to small except for fanmade ones.

>>11382207
Anya's not officially supposed to be oppai. Her design sheet makes it clear that her "giant" tits are her rigger being retarded.

>>11382318
It's in order of appearance in NASFAQ's list of coins.

>>11382382
friend is not bigger than fattocatto. she's hiding some bigguns under that hoodie

>>11382407
yeah but until that s fixed with a model update she will remain stacked

>>11382461
i didn't make the chart, plus it's old so fan interpretations have changed. suisei would probably be put in the wall at this point and aqua/okayu would be further up

>>11382407
anya will be K cup in my heart. always. whether she likes it or not

Check your autobuyers, drink some water, do your reps.
Since we don't have much to talk about, someone give me some sad/somber music to listen to. Nice rainy evening, need to fit the mood

>>11385275

>>11385385
https://youtu.be/JHpgQFdnBtM
https://youtu.be/7GK5IGC7XFY
https://youtu.be/lR4dw_B423E

>>11385385
https://files.catbox.moe/nvjh7s.m4a

>>11386302
>cage
based

>>11385385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oeY42gAg_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOHZRUOmMFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S350aWbrwS4

>>11385385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1XhcNpvOk4

>>11385385

>>11386302
>>11386707
>>11387069
Thank you sir, gave me a break from my backlog of louis armstrong, chet baker, and the halo 3 ODST ost Too bad it's all piano only, that's the saddest part of it all
>>11386312
sounds like some pokemon cave theme, the ominous lower notes are nice
>>11387463
great art, great song

suichan wa?

>>11391089
kyou mo chiisai!!!!

>>11391404
have some damn respect

>>11379237
I'm not sure why but the new thumbnail gave me a huge bulge in my pants.

>>11391799
Here's the unedited base image.

casino update

>>11368709
Can you guys not buy Towa? I have way more Towa and have been buying Towa 5x but my share % is still lower than back then.

>>11391799
towasexual

>>11394170
There was a mass deletion of Towa just a bit ago...

>>11393210
bless you anon

Could anyone fluent in ESL help me decode this message, what did he mean by this?

>>11385385
This song is unironically perfect for a rainy night
https://youtu.be/wGIKnn-COS4

>>11397285
damn, dont judge a book by its cover huh. this goes hard.

>>11380751
You already know what I'm about to tell you so I'll just skip to the end. You are a faggot

>>11397285
OneRepublic must've been smoking this song when they wrote "Secrets". Took me ten minutes just to remember both what that band and fucking song were called.

>>11382318
I know there's an /e/ thread listing the biggest of every animu series they find. They also included "Hololive" as a whole and currently list Coco. They go by estimate, they have a 13 page manifesto about breast volume estimation and cup sizing, I know Sana is a candidate for reconsideration at least. They also make a case of usually listing no Giantesses, it's still in discussion.
>>11382382
>>11382461
yeah that chart is outdated, Holos definitely grow over time, officially (canon) even. Just look at Aqua, she was supposed to be small-ish medium until her Papa decided she's decently stacked. The fat cat definitely got an upgrade with the "boyfriend"-shirt

>>11398686
>Holos definitely grow over time
My oshi doesn't

>>11385385
have some upbeat stuff

>>11398786
you wanna say that to her face and see what happens?

>>11398234
says the faggot

>>11398909
>>11398909
No because I know it can be a sensitive topic for her and I don't want to hurt her or her to hurt me or clipnigger to make another rushia pettan clip

>>11399884
Sure sure, enjoy putting your dick between pancakes soaked in maple syrup

>>11400406
why is ame flat in that picture

>>11400535
Possibly
>artist forgot
>artist didn't want to draw them
>took some artistic freedom and made her flat for the overall kyut aesthetic

>>11400783
>>took some artistic freedom and made her flat for the overall kyut aesthetic
you mean sex aesthetic right

>>11400406
>>11400535
>>11400783
The real answer is that no one really knew that Ame actually has some fat sack of titties during her debut. Everyone were suprised when she took her coat off on her superliminal stream (still her best one, you can fite me on that Outer Wilds fags). Nabi drew her sample art as a flat chested qt3.14 with a girl-next-door vibe which is not far off from her r******e's description to be honest

>>11401314
Anon, the picture features her alternate outfit, which means that it was drawn post-debut.
Therefore, your explanation is shit.

>>11401314
>Nabi drew her sample art as a flat chested qt3.14
>>flat chested

>>11401526
>that rear shot with her jacket off

>>11398686
Even non-giantess Sana has the biggest tits in proportion of the body. Coco can only win with her if the 169cm vs 180cm scales her up enough

>>11402608
that should be a win in volume but yeah Sana is BEEG.

>>11398786
Better that way

>>11398786
would you reconsider that statement

>>11403473
she is wearing pads, I'm phoneposting otherwise I would post the webm that shows how flat her 3d model is

This is the first time i heard choco sing... selling 5x

>>11404519
>selling when listening to sovl
Low test definetely ngmi

Once again i ask that the people in the picture either quit or spend all their liquid on hats.

I love my wife! Had a great time sleeping, fluffing her tail and playing some Uma Musume before I doze off! Her shampoo smells like orange zest!

>>11404762
Koronesuki....

>>11404762
Koronesuki please, go back on your words please...

>>11404762
Do a flip on the way out, bitch

>>11405034
I don’t want him to leave either but a man can’t go back on his words.

>>11404762
abayo

>>11405150
>a man can't go back on his words
A man can and should go back on his own words whenever he sees no profit from doing otherwise. You can't live off the pride of honouring promises.

>WU
>GF posts anniversary streams schedule
>Most of the streams I'll watch are perfect for my timezone
Hope the new outfit is a china dress, with a navel cutout

>>11406124
When you lose... just go back on your word! As if anyone would ever make a stupid bet on an arm...!

TFW you try that "wake up in the middle of the night/sleep for two phases" thing and you wake up feeling refreshed and at a sensible hour

>>11405634
This is real btw

>>11406451
I was referencing machiavelli but this works too

>searched gintama hololive on teh booru again
kek

>>11406124
Principles over profit

still in a fucking meeting I need to shit

>>11407270
shit in the meeting. assert dominance.

>>11381133
isBoingBoing is now my favourite function name. booba awards works like the JP/EN/ID awards but for these >>11382093 coins.

>>11407294
>wireless headset
way ahead of you, here's a random pic from my phone

oooh i need to shit

>>11407398
holy shit you absolute legend
I need to tweak my portfolio, I need to be on there.

>>11407398
What about pettan award?

>>11407453
Give me a list of cutting boards

>>11407398
>no Reine
>no Migoti
>no Aki
>no Haato
>Polka
umm...

>>11407489
they're in this picture >>11407052 as snowboards

was there an aggie this week?

>>11407657

>>11407489
Inanis
Rushia
Gura
Shion
Matsuri
A-chan (Hololive)
Suisei
Kanata
Ollie
Nana
Pochi
Nacho
>arguably
Ayame
Towa

>>11407052
>None of these boards have a penile break
How will they stop?

>>11407758

What i need right now is Rushia dips... yep haha...

>>11407398
We need a hag award

Where is my shitcoin award

>38 IPs
it keeps decreasing...

Botan, Mio, Aki, Fubuki, Ayamy, Korone, Flare, Watame, Reine

oooh i'm buying Fubukis all week

>>11408093
Just wait until the guy with multiple IPs starts posting. He usually is the one buffing it. Think of the lurkers here, too.

Same logic as booba but based on these >>11407731 coins.

I also removed polka from the booba award.

What a beautiful thursday, so much monday and so much to buy.

>>11408171
I am securing my money in ARS

post'em

>>11408157
Are counting Towa as loli? Why the fuck am I on that list?

>>11408233

>>11408233
if it's minus now it's usually plus later on
people got more money in divvies than last week, coupled by discounts we're even further into inflation now.

>>11407398
>>11408157
You should make them scale. Like, the more boing boing or the more pettan the chuuba, the more point it gives compared to one with more average boobas. I'm pretty just there's a cup size list somewhere.

>>11408305
who's the judge on who is the "most" flat?

>everything flat is a loli
kys

>>11408157
>I also removed polka from the booba award.
Why would you nerf me like this, anon.

>>11408233
Not feeling too good right now

>>11408157
You're still missing these prime knockers

>>11408157
>lolibaba, bread and nino are not the top 3

>>11408350
I don't see the difference anon, flat is flat

>>11408415
Cypher is stealing their pancakes... truly the worst player...

>>11408305
Give me numbers - I need a heightmap - each coin and a value between 0 and 1.

>>11408623
The only "official" listings of 3 sizes we have are either memes like "K-Cup" on Noel or really isolated numbers like Moona's 90cm bustline.

>>11408396
truly divine, even if her old outfil barely sells them.

>>11408700
make one up and I'll critique it, if it's 10 coins go 1.0, 0.9 etc. if it's 20 1.0, 0.95...
1/x is your difference between ranks, it's not supposed to be rocket science

>>11408233

>>11408593
Can you please not call my oshicoin a pancake? She is flat yes but she is not a pancake. Pancakes are the absoulte fucking worst and even worse with that extra sugary revolting thing that is maple syrup. I'd rather be called a pedo than a shitty never before used term used for the first time ever by a teamate who had to reply to a horny takoshitter.

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>11407731
>>11408157
How the fuck do you get to the idea that Towa is flat/loli? Legitimately the dumbest conclusion this thread has ever gotten to.

>>11408798
Gimmie a bit on that. My shift for the day is about to start and I don't have the time to autistically rank tits. In a couple of hours, though.

>>11408946
we only got two categories, big or small, where do you think towa is?

>>11409076
Neither.

>>11409102
heh

>>11408919
>he doesn't love maple pancakes
NGMI!

>>11408946
>>11409133
It's definitely fair to have a "neither" category. Especially when the pettan one is called "loli" - she is anything but.

Average

If we add a neither then you're just taking the autism too far. Why not a deep voice unity, a minecraft unity, etc.

>>11409300
ask the guy. or better yet, just remove her entirely. adding another category just for her is eh. just check her oshiboard then

>>11409194
Ah, found you fucking leaf

>>11409365
>>11409383
I wasn't suggesting there be a "neither" category, just that it was OK for a coin to be part of neither the "booba" award or the "loli" one.

>>11409072
now I know we have highly trained and qualified personell on the matter, splendid

>>11409409
>It's definitely fair to HAVE a "neither" category
>I wasn't suggesting there be a "neither" category
im fucking confused. different anon? but ok

>>11408623
>>11408700
https://damecon.github.io/HoloSort/
We can crowdsource it. Sort the holos, but by cupsize instead of the usual by preference.
We can make numbers from an average of what people submit

>>11409383
I might rename her oshiboard to "Towa is a pancake"

>>11409478
ask hlgg

>>11408623
off the top of my head, without looking at reference

Coco 0.9
Noel 0.85
Sana 0.8
Mori 0.75
Kronii 0.75
Moona 0.75
Faula 0.7
Flare 0.7
Lamy 0.7
Reine 0.7
Anya 0.65
Watame 0.65
Marine 0.65
Mel 0.65
Choco 0.65
Haato 0.65
Ame 0.65
Ayamy 0.65
Kiara 0.6
Botan 0.6
Miko 0.6
Aki 0.6
Nabi 0.55
Mumei 0.55
Roboco 0.55
Aqua 0.55 (with newer outfits)
Nene 0.55
Mio 0.55
Okayu 0.5
Korone 0.5
Sora 0.5
Fubuki 0.5
Civia 0.5
Irys 0.5
Ui 0.45
Polka 0.4
Subaru 0.35
Towa 0.3
Iofi 0.25
Luna 0.25
Pekora 0.2
Baelz 0.2
Risu 0.2
Kanata 0.15
Ayame 0.15
Suisei 0.15
Nana 0.1
Ollie 0.1
Azki 0.1
nachoneko 0.5
Pochimaru 0.05
Shion 0.05
Matsuri 0.05
Gura 0.05
Rushia 0.05
Ina 0

>>11409518
I just want to let you know that Towa isn't flat and shouldn't be classified as such. It's stupid to put her on a flat list, especially a loli list.

>>11409542
Nacho should be 0.05, not 0.5

>>11409473
No, same one. You added that emphasis on HAVE you nigger.
>FOR THERE TO BE a neither category.
Happy?
>>11409518
>s.jpg
Disgusting

>>11409542
>Risu 0.2
I question your qualifications.

I demand there being one for the biggest shitcoin holders. Which we could realistically define as coins that average around 4k~ and less. Said list would then be
Aki
Azki
Mel
Choco
Risu
Iofi
Anya
Reine
Ui
Nana
Pochi
Ayamy
Nabi
Nacho

>>11409731
Oh she is bigger than I remember
with this info I'd move her to 0.5 or 0.45

true oshicoiner chartbro, we accidentally millions of requests to you, but hey, at least there's something to talk about now I guess...

Doordash has $20 off $20 Dashmart orders. I just ordered a bunch of Red Bull for $2.50 before tip.

>>11409478
i guess this is my ranking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gkgl04Zjgw
Found this while doing research

>>11409996
risu is fucking E? really?

>>11409996
That guy is blind holy shit

>>11409976
>Moona at #1
>Mori at #10
>way too many mistakes to identify 1 by 1
I love my captain but having her outrank Sana, Noel and Mori is outright wrong.

>>11410066
It's fine anon, the goal is to average them, make your own!

>>11410106
Could've sworn I didn't rank them this way. Not sure this is the best tool for this.

i wanna bet that ina will be last the moment we got enough data

>>11409478
I'll be at least a little bit useful and post mine.

>>11409478
here's mine

>>11409478
Here's mine.
Used a rule where everyone who isn't a coin loses to everyone except each other

this just reminds me that i don't get to see coco's glorious tits anymore

>>11410715
tits? Its those hips that I'll miss

>>11409976
here's an objective rating, leaving out hitomi chris but I had to include her and Aloe to get Coco

>>11409478

>all those ranking with ina last

>ina is at the bottom in every sort so far
unity!

>>11410951
>>11410953
RIBCAGE
XYLOPHONE
MUH DICK

>>11409478
Some of these aren't quite right but I'm not doing it again.

>also outfit reveal
what are the implications of this

>>11411964
pen

>>11411964
sex

>>11408946
Hi

>>11413030
Konyappi

>>11409478
Here's mine

The guardian of civilization eh? She sure was a strange person. So caring and protective towards me, but even under that smiling face of her's I could still see it. Those emotions that she could only hide to everyone, the disgust, the hatred, the sadness. Together forming a dark knot inside of her. I don't know why or how those emotions formed inside of her and, honestly, I couldn't care less. But I should've thanked properly instead of runiing off when she started staring into the nothingness, this strange apple she gave me is pretty good, and those new clothes she gave me are exactly like the old ones but withouth all the dirt and holes in it. I keep walking without a direction, My mind tells me to stop and decide what my next move should be, but I have this strange feeling. It's almost as something inside me is screaming me to not stop, that something terrible would happen if I stop. But what exactly? I stop for a second to take a bite off the apple, then a wave hits my mind, an assault from all directions. Blurry, all those images that are starting to flood my mind. I can hear them, I can remember that laugh, the feeling of that hand. Crumbling, one by one, until nothing is left. What was that? I try to recall all those things but to no avail. "How do you dare to eat one of my apples?". My thoughts are interrupted by a woman's voice. As my sight regains focus I can see her, standing on a sort of platform made out of trees branches, with an angry look on her face. But it's not scary, it's more like the kind of look your mother would have when she is scolding you. I wonder, is this apple really this important to her ?

based on 8 HoloSorts

sana 0.95
kronii 0.95
coco 0.94
noel 0.93
choco 0.89
calliope 0.85
lamy 0.81
fauna 0.80
reine 0.79
botan 0.79
flare 0.77
miko 0.76
haato 0.76
marine 0.75
mel 0.73
moona 0.73
nene 0.67
watame 0.66
korone 0.64
mio 0.62
amelia 0.59
kiara 0.55
roboco 0.54
okayu 0.52
aki 0.50
polka 0.49
aqua 0.47
risu 0.43
mumei 0.42
irys 0.39
subaru 0.38
fubuki 0.38
pekora 0.36
luna 0.36
sora 0.36
baelz 0.35
civia 0.32
towa 0.31
ayame 0.31
azki 0.30
iofi 0.25
kanata 0.22
melfissa 0.22
ollie 0.17
matsuri 0.16
suisei 0.15
shion 0.12
gura 0.11
rushia 0.07
inanis 0.02

>>11413499
And Flatness rating is just 1-[this list]

booba saving the thread... sasuga

>>11413499
>melfissa 0.22
>kanata 0.22

>>11413499
>melfissa 0.22

>>11413499
How do we have so many retards

>>11414215
she's hella flat though in the medium I experience her in

>>11414430
For me, it's the Weight of the World.

>>11409478

>>11409478

How do i have sex with Kiara? Serious answers only

>>11415262
Put pp in vagina
move hips back and forth while pp inside vagina
repeat until finished

>>11415262
it's not hard, she's a professional, you just pay her

>>11409478
image for ants

I've got another idea, how about some weekly or monthly rewards for certain milestones in the form of items or whatever?

>>11409478

>>11416619
anon I....

>>11415262
only if you promise to kill her and reclaim your money, then we have a deal

>>11416619
i always knew takos were retarded

>>11416619
Excellent tastes, but not the point of the exercise

>>11416619
dumb tako

>>11416619
post wallet

>>11416641
>>11416883
>>11416884
>>11416897
I see no problem with that list

>>11416641
>>11416883
>>11416884
>>11416897
Ina is Honka Donka Badonka

>>11417200
What the fuck is wrong with you...

>>11417200
Absolutely disgusting

>>11417230
>>11417250
You are just jealous that your oshi isn't as stacked as Ina

>>11417390
No, my oshi has a nice stack. If her stack was any bigger, that would be detrimental to her figure. Big tiddy Ina is an abomination.

>>11417390
You are ruining perfection

>>11418016
S-sex!

>>11418016
>Flat
>Perfection

>>11418016

>>11418257
IKA! LEAVE THIS PLACE!

>>11417390
architects begone

>>11418257
What the hell is your major malfunction? What's wrong with you?

Hello, I fucking love flat.

>>11413483

>>11418399
My major malfunction is that I am not a homosexual like you.

Hello, is this the gossip board?

>>11418644
>>>/qa/

>>11413483
>The toilet of the washroom eh? She sure was a strange throne. So caring and protective towards me, but even under that smiling seat of hers I could still see it. Those emotions that she could only hide to everyone, the disgust, the hatred, the sadness. Together forming a dark log inside of her. I don't know why or how those emotions formed inside of her bowl and, honestly, I couldn't care less. But I should've thanked properly instead of flushing when she started staring into the nothingness, this strange chocolate she gave me is pretty good, and those new paper rolls she gave me are exactly like the old ones but withouth all the dirt and holes in it. I keep wiping without a direction, My mind tells me to stop and decide what my next move should be, but I have this strange feeling. It's almost as something inside me is screaming me to not stop, that something terrible would happen if I stop. But what exactly? I stop for a second to flush, then a wave hits my mind, an assault from all directions. Blurry, all those images that are starting to flood my mind. I can hear them, I can remember that laugh, the feeling of that hand. Crumbling, one by one, until nothing is left. What was that? I try to recall all those things but to no avail. "How do you dare to flush my bowl?". My thoughts are interrupted by a woman's voice. As my sight regains focus I can see her, standing on a sort of platform made out of empty toilet paper rolls, with an angry look on her face. But it's not scary, it's more like the kind of look your mother would have when she is scolding you. I wonder, is this log really this important to her ?

>>11418449
>suisei
>flat

>>11418766

>>11418766
Kek, I rike it

Why are coins moving like 39 cents? Increase volatility already...

>>11418733
I want to kill myself just from looking at the catalog, thanks

>>11419401
Its really surprising how they succeed in being more cancerous than /b/

>>11419616
breaking C.U.M. report,
nachoneko is one 1 (one) coin to oshi

It looks like "The Raid" US - The Raid: Redemption is currently in the lead for this week's movie. Battle Royale will be next week.

>The US release of the film features a film score composed by Mike Shinoda and Joseph Trapanese.
>Note that listeners may choose to view the movie with either the film's original music or music by Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda.
>US BD has both English dubbed dialogue and original Indonesian and Castilian Spanish...

I'm not makin' any more fuckin poals. Reply with any reasoning why it should be watched one way or another, or I'll lean towards what my gut says - original Indonesian dialogue with Shinoda's score

https://poal.me/78ghi1 - Time -A vote for changing the scheduled time 4 hours earlier was requested
https://poal.me/mik3pa - Feature
https://poal.me/nan39b - Double Header - The Departed
https://poal.me/7zxqit - Satoshi Kon? When it's Satoshi Kon's turn, it looks like we will watch Satoshi_Kon.jpg for 2 hours.

That's a lot of fucking subtitles...
>Extracting track 1 with the CodecID 'A_DTS' to the file 'J:\Departed\The Departed (2006)_temp\ID1 English {DTS-HD MA 5.1}.dtshd'. Container format: Digital Theater System (DTS)
>Extracting track 2 '\ID1 English {English (SRT)}_default.srt'
>Extracting track 3 '\ID2 English {SDH (SRT)}.srt'
>Extracting track 5 '\ID4 Bulgarian.srt'
>Extracting track 6 '\ID5 Chinese {Simplified}.srt'
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>Extracting track 33 '\ID32 Vietnamese.srt'

the aggie is completed!
thank you everybody who participated or hung out
version without censors is up at https://aggie.io/90bjh6wxbx
お疲れ様でした
the next one will be up around the same time this week

>>11423830
>this image requires a nasfaqg gold account
How do I buy one? I need to see josei cunny

>>11423949
Took this from the NAFAQ gold page, hope it helps!

>>11411964
She's doing a 1st anniversary 2-day "marathon". She starts tomorrow with Pokemon unite, outfit reveal on Saturday morning (U.S.), and ends on Sunday with a Mel/Choco collab.

>>11423830
josei...

>>11423830
What is Mr. Koro doing to Mori?

Alright, I have all of the coins organized into general groups of bust size. Now to start going down the groups and comparing them.

Here's the two small/large groups I have so far, based exclusively on their most recent concept art. In the absence of recent concept art, official art from the artist was used.

In no particular order:
Large:
>Choco
>Flare
>Noel
>Marine
>Coco
>Watame
>Lamy
>Calliope
>Kiara
>Amelia
>Sana
>Kronii
>Reine

Small:
>Suisei
>Fubuki
>Matsuri
>Shion
>Ayame
>Pekora
>Rushia
>Kanata
>Ina'nis
>Gura
>Ollie
>Melfissa
>Ui
>Pochimaru
>Nana
>Nachoneko

If she's not on these lists, your oshi is in the middle somewhere.

>>11426866
>beeg
Ya boy approves.

>>11426866
i want to use inas completely flat chest like a pilllow and sleep on it every night
fuck boobs
imagine, imagine how soft it is but with the hardness of the ribs providing sturdiness to the pillow, her multiple otherworldy heartbeats beating out of sync lullabying you to sleep as her arms and tentacles wrap around to snuggle you

You ever imagine how fucking hot it would be to pinch Ina's nipples?

>>11426866
>anya
>small
strongly disagree. I'd argue fubuki to be removed from small as well

>>11426866
>Anya
>Fubuki
>small

>>11427694
>but with the hardness of the ribs providing sturdiness to the pillow
I am a skinny man and I will let you use my chest as a pillow. Do you agree?

>>11427857
>>11427916
BOTH of Anya's concept arts clearly show her as being flat or very close to it. Oppai lolis are based but Anya isn't one of them. You got beef, take it up with her rigger.
>Fubuki
She's only slightly larger than Pekora. You could argue that she be bumped into the Medium-Small category but she's not even competing with the other Mediums.

>>11428074
if you shave your legs and wear gamer socks too

>>11428149
If the model has tits she has tits, end of story

>>11428074
Are you blonde, have blue eyes and on the slow side of things?

>>11428779
yes

>>11428149
The only good thing the chink rigger ever did in his whole life was giving anya huge fucking tits and you want to ignore?

>>11428884
Show me your investigator license and we have a deal

>>11408798
>>11408623
After a lot of careful research and comparison and analysis, here's what I've got for the Oppai Brigade:
>Sana - 1.00
>Noel - 0.92
>Coco - 0.85
>Kronii - 0.77
>Choco - 0.69
>Watame - 0.62
>Lamy - 0.54
>Flare - 0.46
>Kiara - 0.38
>Amelia - 0.31
>Calliope - 0.23
>Reine - 0.15
>Marine - 0.08

>>11428905
Concept art is the most consistent thing that can be referenced and is explicitly intended for reference material. If I start looking at the plethora of other official sources it'll never get resolved, as there's model inconsistencies among ALL of them.

Did someone say something about that guy using multiple ips? Here I am

>>11429048
>He's started doing it again
PRIESTESSSSS WRANGLE YOUR TARD

>>11429279
Femtako really needs to settle...

>>11426866
>ame
>large
Just how I like them

A nice ass can save no tits, but no amount of tits can save a lack of ass
Therefor, >>11426866's list is nice, but meaningless to me.

>>11429854
Japanese artists don't draw anybody with ass, so there's no point of reference to compare. Either the girl's ass is flat in concept art or it's covered in 30 pounds of frills.
My condolences, asschad.

>>11429854
ass rankings? ass ranking.
additionally, Legs and hips rankings

>>11429854
>A nice ass can save no tits, but no amount of tits can save a lack of ass
based

>>11429854
Unfortunately rushia has neither

>>11429854
Ass is great; however, the true beauty lies in the midriff. A magnificent tummy can excuse any other shortcomings.

>>11429425
The man is insatiable, he must be put down.

>>11429854

>>11430055
i assume your a menhera fan

What does thoughts eat?

>>11429854
Nice ass is a base requirement for all women, but its the tits that make a woman GREAT

Tits vs Ass is like discussing which is better in a meal, the pasta or the sauce. Ass is like the pasta, a requirement without which the meal would not work at all. Tits are like the sauce, the thing that truly makes the meal and the thing you compliment the chef over.

>>11430135
Wrong.

>>11430055
Midriff, toes(in combination with ass or thighs), and eyesFucking sue me, I love eyes are some of my favorite bits. Bonus for fangs/sharp teeth.

>numbers
G.. Gura?

>>11430332
Eyes are the window of the soul, as they say. And soul... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkO0CfmDVHE

>>11430332
Eyes, hair, face in general is the true patrician preference

>no nape and hair chads
the absolute taste of nasfaq

>>11430235
Flawed argument, because it ignores the appeal small tits. Tits in excess hinder the whole body for me. ANYTHING in excess does, but the frame for "too much titty" is less lenient than "too much ass" due to the ass usually filling out the hips and thighs.Tits are locked to the chest area, and don't compliment as many things as a good ass.

>>11430754
Believe me, there are napesies chads browsing this thread.

>>11430781
Small tits is just another flavour of tits. You may note that I never mentioned the size of the tits being the only metric to which they should be measured. It is their shape and consistency that matters, although in general larger ones tend to be better. An exception to this is a near flat chest.

And your latter points are exactly why tits are great. Its easy to get too much titty, which means that a woman with the perfect breasts is rarer, which makes her even more special.

Girls with nice asses are dime a dozen, women with good tits are rare as diamonds. Thats why the tits are more special.

>>11430754

Are we hornyposting again? Sweet.

>>11431320
for some reason I have an urge to bite her neck and tear out a chunk of it like a wild animal would

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 3,540,155, a 1.83% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 62,108. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 224,998 shares, or 6.36% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 7,466 shares, or 0.21% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Kiara & Pochimaru & Aki :: +5.8%
>Fauna :: +5.4%
>Baelz :: +5.3%
>Luna & Mumei & Fubuki :: +4.7%
>Rushia & Aqua :: +4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 10):
>Ollie :: -6.8%
>Roboco :: -4.9%
>Mel :: -2.9%
>Amelia :: -2.4%
>Watame :: -1.8%

14 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $83,146.71, which is a decrease of 2.05% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $35,375,977,824.12, which is an increase of 0.04% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $9,992.78. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $2,908,318,948.50 in total market value, or 8.22% of market value.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at $54,969,918.20 in total market value, or 0.16% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 32):
>Roboco :: +46.0%
>Ollie :: +25.9%
>Fubuki :: +17.7%
>Sana :: +13.1%
>Matsuri :: +9.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 25):
>Ina'nis :: -29.6%
>Nene :: -21.6%
>Kiara & Subaru :: -20.4%
>Rushia :: -19.3%
>Shion :: -17.9%

1 coin (Amelia) had a net 0% change in value today.
25 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $35,488,708, which is a decrease of 15.01% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $34,327,409.53 today, a decrease of 13.94% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 22):
>Moona :: +54.4%
>Iofi :: +6.7%
>Nene :: +4.9%
>Flare :: +3.9%
>Okayu :: +3.1%
>Mio :: +2.9%
>Choco :: +2.7%
>Towa :: +1.8%
>Sora :: +1.7%
>Pekora & IRyS :: +1.3%

35 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you that Tits, Ass, and Everything Else don't compare at all to a woman that can kick your ass.

I bought this shit at the convenience store thinking
>man, there's no way some yank/nip bastard product will be hot like them gook noodles
I was wrong. Send help.

Every size of woman is pretty good unless she's got a bad figure. That 'figure' threshold gets smaller and smaller the bigger they get, to the point where no woman looks nice. Whether they're 'architecture' material or not. Too big is too big. Too small though? No such thing, unless they look pretty anorexic. It's all about the shape, not the size (to a point).

>>11431813
>(1).png
he saved it twice...

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

The holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, 250, 500 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember that the only woman that matters is the one that lets you love her and loves you for it.

>>11431385
>hornyposting
No, this is a gentlemen discussion about the female form.

>>11431259
>although in general larger ones tend to be better. An exception to this is a near flat chest.
Our preferences here are where we diverge. Flat is good, anything around b/c cups are the optimal zone for me, but once we start moving up. it starts to detract from the overall frame for me.
I actually detest art of my wife with overly large breast, because it doesn't reflect the model properly.
I personally don't care, but watch out for the reddit spacing. You'll get bitched about it around here.

>>11431995
It was too good!

i want to lick towa’s pierced belly button

>>11423830
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>>11432994

>>11432247
T. nta
Rias Gremory has optimally large boobs. Anything larger is too much. B/C cups are the best, anything below AA is too small.

>>11432247
For me the b/c cups, while still attractive, are just kinda OK. They lay in the uncanny valley of breast sizes where they don't have anything special going for them. medium tits just.. exist. They are nice but they don't have the power and maternal energy of big breasts or the cuteness of small ones.

>I actually detest art of my wife with overly large breast, because it doesn't reflect the model properly.
agreed. Art that reflects the model of the one you like accurately is better than art that tries to make her look 'better
I've never been to reddit for anything other than porn, I've always written like that, I just like the look of having different points separated from each other clearly. Its a shame that such a writing style has been ruined by reddit. I usually avoid writing like that here, but its late here and I forgor

>Yojimbo just snuck ahead of Battle Royale
This is the movie in question, right? Might as well keep both on deck.
>>11421454
>>11422771
Re:Time
>Make it earlier, 4 PM EDT / 9 PM London / 10 PM CEST
9 votes (56%)
>Keep it at the same time, 8 PM EDT / 1 AM London / 2 AM CEST
7 votes (44%)
Is there anything wrong with just doing both? The 4 PM showing would have to start at 4 PM sharp to accommodate the combined 04h12m22s runtime of both movies; no intermission other than the credits sequence on The Raid - Redemption.
The 8 PM one could start as early as 8:05 PM - that's when the end credits on "The Departed" should start.
Thoughts? It makes absolutely no difference to me since it can be left unattended. The amount of bandwidth consumed doesn't change either, whether 9 people watch it, and then 7 people watch it, or if 16 people watch together. And there's a surplus of bandwidth available...

thoughts?

>>11433377

>>11433377
Massive improvement to Mumei, massively worse for Risu

>>11432994

>>11429854
>>11430055
>>11430332
>>11430235
Thighs > Tummy/midriff > Hips > Hair > Mouth > Eyes > Nape/Armpits >>>> Tits/Ass >>>>>>>>>>>>> Feet

>>11434488
>no back

>>11435158
this guy gets it

>>11434488
>no ankle, kneecap, elbow, eyebrow, ears, or wrist
Holy shit, how many faggots have entered this thread?

Everything except shit and piss in a woman's body is intensely sexual and anyone who disagrees is either a faggot or a low test faggot

>>11435425
>Everything except shit and piss
Why can I hear an Austrian chicken riding a combine for harvesting apples approaching loudly?

>>11435425
I request an amendment to your statement, in honor of the piss alchemist

>>11435653
He can be the only high test faggot

>>11435326
>back
>pettanko
patrician taste

>>11435383
I can't just go listing everything. Else
Thick eyelashes > Thick eyebrows

>11434488
>scared of feet
ngmi

>>11435383
Honk, change the captcha already!

her pierced belly button turns me on

>>11436036
Feetfags aren't people. Consider an hero

Cautiously optimistic for making it to the 100 million club for good

>>11436036
>foot chad
>hag chad
Yeah, I'm thinking based

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