/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11542244
ogey

>>11542244
Listen I ain’t even a rapper and still do this shit better than you it’s just that true
Ohh hi I’m Calliope Mori abloo pee pee poo poo
Oh that was supposed to be ironic? You Only in hololive cause of blind luck
Hope your fans get your shitty written lyrics. nope? Welp explain to em again (AHHH fuck!)
Guess it’s Time for lyrical breakdown hey kids gather round listen real close!
My names calliope mori i shit out bad lyrics and trust me their all really gross.
The deadbeats are boney ass losers all your simps are lil kids and house husbands
White knights super chatting you and now they slamming on my goddamn thumbs down button
“It’s ok mori we still love you though mori it ain’t all just your fat ass tits!”
“It’s ok you can hurt us DAD we’re all just loser masochists!”

That’s the end of storyy reaper you’re the worst at the game know that ain’t nothin new (like always)
Time to Retire maybe join v-shojo, dont worry they’re all really llame( like you?) you’ll fit like a shoe
Yea I know I just ripped ya a new one the sky ain’t always pretty and blue
Reaper thinkin she the only one killin it but my words are way more deadly than YOU

>>11542443
Never quit your day job, OP

>didn't even use Uberduck to record it
Sad.

>>11542244
not bad anon, but wait until you see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTEnKpxkWE

>>11542244
rapchama is this you????' I LOVE YOU RAPCHAMA PLEASE MAKE MORE ERB YES?

You rhymed "sing" with "sing"...

>>11544889
>embarrassing
>sing
If niggas can rhyme nigga with nigga. I don’t see the problem

>>11542443
>House husbands
>down button
This was decent, the rest is trash

Soulless, you can't beat this
>>10448527

>>11544889
its a white guy trying to out-rap a white woman, its not going to be the most honorable of duels

>>11542244
Oh you, typical deadbeat

>>11542244
>real nice
>real nice
One word rhymes at the end of every line
No multi rhymes
No layers
Lots of swearing to fill the blank spaces in your brain
No big words
No substance other than lore, streaming, and viewers
If you aren't 14 I feel bad for you.

>>11544021
why does he have bars this place makes me want to kill myself

>>11545179
Sooo every Mori song thus far. Got it

>>11544021
>you a virgin
>take a fat shit
>rename her nakadashi
HE'S HERE

>>11545318
>Hurr durr I don't listen to Mori's songs I just hate her for no reason and that makes her songs trash too
10/10 bait, I'll give you that much.

>>11545179
It's the ERBkiddo that nobody has enough heart to tell him kys. Fuck that kid and making me bump my slow general because of his shitty threads.

>>11545953
Literally who

>>11547047
>>10817342
>>10448527

I want the old rap schizo back

>>11545294
the best compliment you couldve given me, thanks anon
>>11545800
yeah i got fair amount of inspiration from here

found OP
https://youtu.be/VY-JOD3P_Bw

>>11544889
Mori rhymed "complicated" with "complicated".

>>11550905
I don’t think people realize you don’t even have to rhyme everytime. Or it can be really loose

>>11550905
mortal men cannot hope to understand her galaxy brained lyrics even when she explains them

>>11550905
You rhymed "your face" with "my face"
Mori's last track included the lines
>Silent singer, overworked and underpaid
>Thinks an office is a coffin until off is where you're laid
Your rhymes don't even follow basic patterns in poetry that you learn in junior high, you choose not to use iambic meter and you have no flow as a result. It's literally a bunch of edgy words you threw at the screen.

>>11551542
That’s the one good line in the entire song

>>11542244
This is just embarrassing

>>11544021
DAYUM, Big Berd spitting fire!!! Mori should take lessons from this chad

>>11545837
A lot of Mori's songs are "I'm hololive but I'm also real rapper girl." Off with their heads had a different message which was nice to see but the actual track behind her lyrics sucked ass

>>11544021
king popping off, sheeeesh

>>11551542
I wonder how Mori feels rapping about herself in retrospect

>>11544021
Mori mogged

>>11553571
I'll never find my way back to you
Inside this labyrinth of lights

we were screaming
At the top of our lungs to the numbness

I'll fly, no proof
Those heights

Used to jump and then fall
Rugged and clichéd

Bark up the wrong tree, stumble,
Used to falling great heights
Amidst a concrete jungle
Singing 'cause it felt right

I can't forget the time that we spent
Convinced that this could mean another end
Exists between real and pretend
A twisted alter-fiction
Were I missed my chance, did not ascend, and
Disappearing into the mist of "never happened"
Is the me that I can never befriend
I let it go

Chasing fireflies between the soaring high-rises
Left a trail behind
Defined it "wasted time of our lives"

Is the world a sadder place
Without the words that you conveyed?
When the ladder fell
And shattered every bar that we had played?

You watched your heroes fade
Into the rear-view mirror of the villain you portrayed

And yet somehow, there was romance
In our self-hate, "we've got no chance"

>>11562012
Most cliched bad lines are:

No use in trying to find friends
'Cause in the end nobody sticks around

Breathe in, but it won't stop the rain from pouring

>>11542244
Anon, I will be honest with you, it's pretty lame, very basic and one dimensional. I suggest you take a deeper look at how Mori writes her lyrics.

>>11544021
Nice

the actual reason this is bad other than the outlined reasons in this thread is that op is clearly actually angry about her and dislikes her enough that he can't drop the emotion for 1 minute to know what a good bar is, insults only. very boring, and sad!

>>11562068
first one is at least about how its a trash mindset she overcame and not actual whiny Fake Friends shit. hard to be mad about that one, imo.

>>11564739
It fits narratively but I'm sure she could have found better phrasing, especially given the very next line is the lyrically interesting:

It's when you shoved yourself into a crowded place
That you turned around
And found yourself in love in outer space

>>11565001
At some point you just gotta ship product.

>>11542244
>>11544021
These are extremely cringe.

>>11542244
Dude, I challenge you to make this shit work.

This was written by a white person
t. Black person

Yas queen

>>11542244
I love Mori and I still keked at this.
To me (evropoor/ausfag/ESL), the rap battle is an amusing phenom of American/Nigger culture, this form of competition harkens back to the ancient Greek poetry symposia in my mind... those guys and gals were intensely competitive in all things and desired honor and glory above all else.
> Still Cant speak Japanese, man u barely speak English
That's why I love her, so relatable! So easy to understand her cadence -- did I mention I was 50% deaf?

>>11574263
Hello nigger

>>11582840
Please don’t use my thread to shitpost esl-sama