/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!

I love Ina!

Goddamnit I want a burger now and it's almost 10 at night

I LOVE MORI!!

Does Daddy hate black people?

moomer stream right now... nice...

I love Mumei!

Hololive girls playing Risk of Rain 2 when?

DESCRIBE GURA'S DADDY FETISH

KIARA LOVE

Thoughts?

>your oshi
>your oshi's oshi

this one

This driving segment with the dad will always be one of my favorite parts in the RE series. It's as campy as it is terrifying

Valley Girl>Southern Accent>Cowboy
Them's the facts.

>>11642500
NO THANK YOU DADDY

>owlwhore streaming
>bunch of cuckfornians in the thread

It's so hot how much Gura seems to be having right now.

Is this the hololive sex thread?

WHEN IS GURA PLAYING ASSETTO CORSA AGAIN DAMNIT

>no thank you, daddy
mmmmmm

What the fuck is this game

>no thank you daddy

>>11642499
screw that, play risk of rain 1

>>11642500
IT'S REAL

I LOVE IRYS!

Watching Gura finally embracing the mold just like she's always wanted to do considering how messy her room gets. She's getting a full taste of Daddy Baker's wild ride as she laughs at how cheesy the dialogue gets. Also she got to witness the sergeant deputy policeman die twice before she laughs manically as she runs over the Daddy Baker and then witnesses something wonderful.
While Meimei's feeling the sting of the strongest members of KFP as she subjects poor Link to actual torture, telling him to take the dagger like talon strikes like a man. All because she wants the eggs. Come join in on watching this very cute but disturbed owl play Breath of the Wild.
So friends, where we at?

She solved that part a little faster than expected

>>11642508
>normie

>no thank you daddy!!
Does this little brat know exactly what she's doing...

>>11642458
>percentages
numberfags are mutating

>>11642504
Ame
Coco, I guess? I forget if she ever specified.

MAJOR
I'M BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUP

>>11642525
racingsetupanon..

>>11642508
>not even an actual vtuber image

Oh my fucking god this daddy shit better not stick aroound

>>11642484
>mumei
>nice
delusional

>>11642541
Watching Gura travel from her kitchen to her garage LIVE, Ayamefriend!

>why does sex talk literally always happen when a holo plays Resident Evil?
Have you noticed that? It's always Resident Evil specifically that gets people mad about sex.

>>11642543
she's watched a playthrough so she probably remembered how to do it

>>11642543
She's watched someone play it before.

>End of a Life
>Kinotori
>Reflect
>Bully
>Hazy Skyscraper
Rank them

>>11642458
This is the usual dataset in a different format isn't it, with the same flaws?

>Gura thinks she's done with JACK

Holy shit, smug gura gets me rock fucking hard. Jesus.

Its so fucking bizarre that only RE7 has no cutscene skip in the whole series

>>11642541
>So friends, where we at?
Fapping every time Gura says daddy.

Gura sure loves to tempt fate.

>>11642543
Even ignoring her having seen the game before, how could you not understand what to do here?

Man I just love Gura's childish voice T u T

>>11642502
evil thoughts

Dear /hlgg/
I miss Ame.
Sincerely, teamate.

>>11642424
SANA!

>>11642565
>being this new

Reminder that sex havers are NOT allowed in this thread.

>>11642560
Konami-sama....
onegai....

>>11642590
Why is she getting fatter?

Reminder that the director explicitly made sure that the Dad's glasses remained undamaged as a form of intimidation.

>>11642575
because being scared makes girls horny and this creates a subconscious effect in men that makes them violent which translates to autistic internet fights

>>11642590
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

>>11642541
More Risu sex Ayamefriend onegai

Have you ever considered the fact that Gura is cute?

>>11642575
That didn't really happen when Fauna played it.

LETS GOOOO

DADDY LOVE

the cat was fat

>>11642530
jesus

>>11642615
Oo ee ooo

>>11642615
t. deadbeat

>>11642590
Ai Mai Chocolate>all

>>11642567
Nope, she did it during the Uno stream too, Gura wants to be a valley girl with a sexy daddy.

This game is a comedy lmao

>>11642507
SLUTTY WITCH SAMEGAKI UOHHHHHHHHHH

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW, YOU FUCKING WHORE.

OMEGAY SEETHING

>>11642636
The cutest!

>>11642636
The cutest!

>>11642590
i've only heard of hinotori and reflect, don't know what the others are (but i'm guessing they're other en original songs?)

Kurt Cobain'd

>>11642622
Reminder that Noel gets to eat this

Why did Jack shoot himself

>>11642622
Noel gets to eat this whenever she wants

Are you guys actually enjoying this Gura stream? Seeing her over-react to this stuff despite seeing all of it already is really taking me out of it.

>>11642678
lucky bastard

>Grab your hand
>Throats your gun
>Blows his own brains out
>Refuses to elaborate further

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE

>>11642499
God I wish so much, Choco would love that type of game with a few others. Reminds me I seen someone made this today
https://twitter.com/HTosters/status/1450116640948072449

>>11642567

>>11642621
>anon wants to ban all IRyStocrats from this thread
Why?

>>11642622
>Ban evading again

>>11642512
Dude, no way. Southern girls are actually adorable.

>Gura is only calling him daddy because she couldn't remember his name
kek

>What's his name, Leeroy?
gura...

I'm gonna have sex with grass

>>11642661
nigger this is nothing compared to the goofiness of Village

>>11642501
& LUST

LEROY LOVE

>>11642575
Being put into life-threatening situations makes the reproduction instinct go into overdrive.

>>11642590
Why would she hold onto her butt like that?

>ARE YOU ENTERTAINED BY DADDY?
yes

Aaaaand no more daddy, just like that

>>11642682
Intimidation

Remember, you only get to be called "Daddy" if you're nice!

>>11642682
He wanted to show Ethan how cool he was :)

>>11642682
to come back stronger using the power of mold™

>>11642682
To get Ethan to respect him.

>>11642622
Why is Flare so ugly?

Leroybuds...Gura's making fun of our stamina...

>>11642661
Welcome to the Resident Evil series

>>11642682
To show Ethan something wonderful

>>11642541
https://files.catbox.moe/5dpo5o.png

wait if ethan is mold right now shouldn't evelyn be able to control him?

>>11642499
Never

>>11642744
Imagine being named fucking Leeroy, lmao

>>11642682
Suicide is based

>>11642565
ok, now this, is a newfag

>>11642682
to show Ethan something wonderful
he wants to die but the mold is controlling him

Every time Gura says "daddy" the heart inside my pants throbs

Now I want a gladiator watchalong.

>>11642689
It's admittedly worse than Ina's and Fauna's but it's still fun.

why didn't him deepthroating the pistol cause a failure to feed the next round...

>>11642682
Shock value

>>11642689
I'm just here to hear her scream and be cute and funny so it doesn't really bother me.

>>11642759
He's stronger mold

>>11642682
if you could blow your head off and come back wouldn't you?

Posting the current two weeks of Kronii's streaming with Hololive English with no further context.

>>11642603
Well, 6 has those really long walking sections. Leon's campaign starts off with 15 minutes of following some guy around. It's so bad.

>>11642525
Microsoft-kun, Forza Horizon kudasai...

>>11642682
Ethan needed a little bit of motivation

>>11642478
Would mori's actual figure look like that?

DMC MENTION

RENT FREE

>>11642723
SO MUCH LUST

>>11642759
Ethan's brain is too small, and Ethan too fucking stupid, to control.

>>11642661
All good horror is, on some level

>Cerberus
Like in Devil May Cry!

>>11642689
Playing a game is different from watching it and she’s not going to remember every single thing. You people are weird

>>11642733
Or not nice.

I think

>Kerusus
WDGMBT

>it's from Devil May Cry!
Gura your myth reps...

>>11642661
that's resident evil yea

Why can't women talk right?

>>11642793
Anon we've been through this time loop a dozen times now, we don't need to talk about it anymore.

>>11642565
ohnyofags are all new
got it

>>11642782
Because the case ejected and the slide moved properly.

>>11642473
hyperdope!!

>>11642688
Noel and Flare are both smoke shows. That's the sandwich any breathing man would die to be the meat of.

>>11642689
ogey

>>11642793
Break means sex with Ame btw

>>11642738

Da rock...

Gura's new audio settings are so nice and she's so cute and this playthrough is really funny ahh

What's your opinion on Gura's thighs?

Does Gura find this game extra relatable because it stars a bunch of country hicks?

>>11642661
japanese horror please understand

>>11642793
She should probably ask her manager to create a better schedule template

>I'm sharing this thread with people who have actually had sex before
Wtf bros how am I supposed to fit in now that I know this

>>11642682
He can't die from burns but they probably hurt like shit, having to regenerate his brain while the burns heal might actually be preferable.

>>11642793
yes we get it she literally does the bare minimum

>>11642868
Sex

>rocks in the oven
why?

>>11642831
she's using the greek /k/ at least

>>11642808
Face too fat

>>11642874
its ok i don't even know what a vagina is

Oven rocks?

>>11642874
i can fix that if you're ok with getting your cock sucked

https://streamable.com/0gjjf6

>>11642868
Need to be fatter.

>>11642398

>>11642793
>all break with the truman show watchalong
She's lost it.

>no dixie flag

Ravioli with the rocks...

>>11642793
>Truman show kino
looks good to me

Holo bayou veeteubah when?

>>11642874
>posting mumei

>>11642661
Name a good horror game that isn't also somewhat ridiculous

Mumei is literally mumbling to herself yet I still know exactly what she's talking about.

>Surprise your muscle with sick moves

>>11642845
https://files.catbox.moe/lxgm6j.png

>>11642868
I want her to crush my head with them.

>>11642874
Maybe if you superchat your oshi enough you'll be able to think you'll have a chance. Ganbatte, anon!

>>11642793
I never watch Kronii but I'm sure kronies will appreciate your service.

no, really, why would you put rocks in the oven???

>>11642912
Fuck, now I want some chuubas to play DD ...

>>11642936
alien isolation inners

>>11642874
Isn't it obvious?

>>11642874
Anon we may or may not have watched one of our anons get laid live at Boston a month ago
Did you forget that?

>Cooking rocks
Owlfags is your oshi ok?

>>11642874
Have you tried just being a daddy?

>>11642661
Never played an RE game before?

>>11642754
Who tied her up?

go dawgs

Game Theory: Resident Evil takes place in the DMC universe and all the monsters and BOW's are actually failed attempts at making artificial demons

>>11642924
It was edited out.

>>11642887
>>11642904
rocks=sex with boyfriend

>>11642905
I guess that's good enough

>>11642952
Technically, pizza uses a "stone"...

>>11642942
poor inners...

>>11642831
Reminder that Gura didn't recognize Orihalcum in DMC3, despite it being explicitly from Atlantis...

>>11642635
You can show off Risu having a damn good time with herself pleasing both of her holes with a vibrating dildo as well as acorn shaped anal beads. Considering how she was during her thoughts over Okayu, I'd say she's probably done something like this multiple times before.
https://files.catbox.moe/one1pc.jpg

>>11642868
They need to be more thick

>>11642971
It's true though. I love cooking

>>11642869
Yes

>>11642978
Me.

>>11642689
The same was said about A Way Out with Gura and Ame, and look how it ended up in one of the best HoloEN game collabs

>>11642969
God I wish I was there
Missin' Boston right now bros

>S word
Gura is canceled

>>11642938
That was extremely cute yet also mind numbing

>>11642946
Based and accurate

>>11642981
I buy it

>>11642946

>>11642958
>dies in the very first ruins run
>Quits
Wouldn't be a very good stream honestly

>>11643013
Which one of them played A Way Out before?

>>11642969
That fat fuck did not get a foursome with those girls.

>>11642828
olev

>>11643008
What are you gonna do with her?

Botan literally gets to fuck this

>>11642868
>Made for thighs sex

>>11642984
no way would i do it in the oven

Gura triggering the yuropoors again. Newsflash: we don't care

this tape makes no fucking sense

>>11642913
What a classic. And people implied she wasn't a natural

>>11642869
Yes, it's also realistic to her current home life, living in trash and getting chased around by her daddy.

>>11642912
>>11642993
Based

>>11642969
Femanons fucking each other is cheating, it doesn't count
This is my cope and I'm sticking to it.

>>11642874
i hear that some of the anons are female

>>11643059
You could have sex with botan if you were to BECOME

>>11642912
>>11642993
Based fat loli thighs chads.

>>11643055
Sell her to all the anons who want to have fun with an oni.

>>11643069

https://files.catbox.moe/bsjoys.webm

>>11643062
Cared enough to post that!

>>11643081

>>11643072
Did we ever find out which one was the femanon?

>>11643053
they are all dykes, like for real

>>11642898
Nonsense

>>11643013
anon? im pretty sure that none of them played/watched a way out before, i think you are refering to takamori's playthrough in which mori was seen during gurame's playthrough

>>11643081
busteronii

>gets first paycheck
>suddenly gets “ill”, completely fucks off, and continuously ride on the coattails of myth

>>11643081
kek...best edit I've seen thus far

Gura, stop doxxing yourself.

>gura defending deep southerners

>>11642590
Wait a second...

>people in the south have technology too
DYRBI

>people in the south have technology
Rrat

What happened to that animation thing of Okayu with her shirt popping and sloshy tits?
Was there more?
Wasn't there also an Ame one?

>>11642971
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup

>>11643115
Fuck off, phonefag. Schizopost when my daughter is finished.

>2021
>still living in the south

Explain yourself

>>11643081
>>11643103
What do excessively huge breasts feel like? The gigantic variety.

Gura says: the south will rise again

>>11643140
Yeah but I forgot the artist's name.

>>11643131
>>11643137
>>11643138
Had to walk FIFTEEN MILES in the monsoon to buy her GPU

>>11643140
No and no

>>11642874
I'm one of them and honestly I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah it feels good, but there are emotional and spiritual consequences. Sex is supposed to be an almost spiritual activity that bonds a man and woman forever. When you lose your virgnity to someone, that's it. You can't lose it again. You'll remember that person forever. This is why it goes hand in hand with marriage between two virgins, strengthening their bond. Now if I ever do find a woman who I want to share my life with, I'll still never be able to share that bond with her.
Masturbation is great though.

HOLOLIVE

>>11643128
I love pop-punk Mumei and I hope we get lots more art

>>11643157
your back is fucking dead

>>11643045
Ame
>>11643110
check the archives

>>11643152
better food in new orleans
it kind of sucks though, we're too under water to have basements
i've always wanted to live in a basement

>>11642615
Man, that stream where she had the shitty connection but she wanted to stream for us on her vacation was so heartbreaking and endearing at the same time.

Why are chumbuds so fucking horny?

>>11642946
bless your kind heart

>>11643137
>>11643138
What are you on about, I have enough sticks and rocks to make a computer just fine

>>11643152
Florida is the last bastion of freedom in America

>>11642661
But then you realized it was a tragedy.

>>11643157
Like bags of sand

>Gura defending literal inbred bums

>Chat insults the south
>Gura takes it personally
lol

>>11642981
Well DMC1 was the result of Kamiya wanting to take RE in a new direction, getting told it was too much of a change by Capcom execs and being allowed to make a new IP instead. You can even see the stuff carried over that were in both DMC1 and RE4. There's also stuff like Sparda's concept art originally being called "Spencer", Blades in DMC1 essentially being Hunters with shields and armor, etc.

https://jigex.com/PJ7Vq

RRAT PUZZLE

>>11643157
Salty coins

>>11643191
Oshi is horny too

>>11643115
You did not watch her last Minecraft stream, did you?

The south having access to technology-- What malarkey is this? I think they be doing fine with their fancy VCRs and going to blockbuster to rent their movies like a true southerner.

>>11642615
If you love her, let her go

>>11643187
I'm glad I stayed up for that.

>>11643157
Think like a bag, but filled with sand.

>>11643152
why would I want to live amongst yankees

>>11643191
>think I don't know what you wanna do with that boy Ethan?
>Gura: "what?"
>smiles
That's why I'm horny

>>11643223
The old ways are best

>>11643096
I can pay you in kind words and appreciation
Deal?

>>11643221
>Anon
>Watching streams

mumei is bullying the kfp again...

>>11643223
i fucking wish
a world in which we destroyed all CDs and DVDs and brought back low bandwidth and hollywood video is a better world

>>11643173
You still have your anal virginity. Just find a nice man to settle down with.

You sound like enough of a homo for it to work.

>>11642874
Work on getting over your fear of rejection and you can definitely have sex as well anon. If you're not severely disfigured someone is going to want to fuck you.

>>11643195
>KSON doing Florida man review

GURA NO

>>11643152
florida is a top 3 state to live in

Even though you've never heard it, Gura has a butt that farts. What do you think about that?

>what's got your niggers in a twist?
GURA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>>11643210
I love this dumb hick

>>11643157
Bags of chips

>>11643140
Yeah

http://poal.me/i9qdsb

>What the fuck is your problem, nigger?
GURA, NO!

>knickers
I was gonna make that post but then I realized that other unfunny retards thought of it before me, meaning it isn't funny or clever

>>11643244
Yeah sure, have at her

>>11643179
I dunno about the back thing, back at my old job one of my co-workers had tits that were outright comical in size, probably like an american H cup? And she said the back stuff was a load of shit, said carrying around her kids did more damage to her back than her tits ever did.

>>11643074
that's just a rrat

>>11643191
Look at this and try NOT to be horny

Gura loves Niggers

Gura...

>>11643152
t. disgusting urbanite

>>11643271
Fuck no. The southern heat is hell.
Get me out of here.

>Depth perception check
>Puzzle time
Goober...

>>11642793
Now post Mumei's

>>11643152
Last place you can buy cheap land. Why are the oligarchs buying it all up?

>>11643223
If this were true I would become a carpetbagger in an instant, imagine a world with very limited social media

>>11643275
I heard that too what did she actually say? no wait that’s what slipped out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPLB0aNB0I

Its time

>>11643152
i'm an alabama neet and i wanna be free

>>11643273
I think it should be bigger.

>>11643307
Yeah, me

>Are you stressed out?
>"YEAH"
Mumei's timing

This stream is kinda boring ngl. Any good JP VODs worth the watch the past 2 days?

>>11643292
Based
Thanks a ton anon. Your Koikatsu lewds are great!

>>11643273
>no tail
faggot

>>11642898
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.

>>11643143
this story is cute
I'd be down to watch holos do skits and plays

chimkin...

>gura is claustrophobic
Imagine the fun you could have...

>>11643115
drug addict, please understand

>>11643311
just dont go outside

>>11643152
Less kikes

>>11643187
>>11643227
>helloooo?
>helllooooooo?
>Jiggles tits aggressively in 240p
>Helllooooooooooo?

Gura is claustrophobic? Perfect.

Guras squeezy tight area...

>>11643271
I've never understood the appeal of living in a giant swamp with hurricanes, but I just don't like summer humidity in general

YOU'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL!

GURA HAS BEEN A BAD GIRL

>>11643320
He wants his descendants to never ever ever work again, despite his claims otherwise.

SQUEEZE
i jumped too gura... i jumped too...

>>11642874
It's hilarious to me that so many virgins here talk about wanting to fuck their oshi but if by some miracle they ever got the chance they'd just embarrass themselves because they wouldn't even know what to do.

That got me. Jesas

that got me kek

>>11643260
You can still get laid if you're disfigured. You're just going to have to accept that the person who wants to have sex with you is going to have a fetish for your disfigurement.

>>11643191
when she wants to do it, gura is pretty good at teasing her fans without it coming off too strong so you get a bunch of teased ojis

>>11643288
we already know its next month

>>11643273
I want to hear it one day

>>11643339
Towa's b4b stream was nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjjCSLY34w
Happy she's actually enjoying the game

>>11643401
>>11643402
now kiss

>>11643395
my oshi wouldn't judge me because she's a virgin too

>>11643320
>gatesknowssomethingyoudont
Owning real estate is a profitable investment?

>>11643382
Great beaches, low taxes, freedom.

>>11643395
>he doesn't want to have his embarrassing first time with his oshi and then try to explain that you're not usually such a quick shot
What are you, gay?

Fact: Gura plays horror games with a full bladder because she loves the feeling of piss being forced out of her.

>>11643305
>Mouth open
>Full visual contact
I lost

>>11643388
thes two have a lot in common you could say...

>>11643273
where's her tail

>>11643329
>Mori=Woolie
>Ame=Pat
>Peach=Kiara
I respect Gura and Ina too much to try to assign them to Mat or Liam

>there are "people" in these threads that have never touched some boobs before
No wonder you want HoloENs to be idols lmao

the bug hag reminds me of my mom ngl

>>11643439
Fact: Gura plays horror games without masturbating for a week she loves the feeling of having light orgasms from fear

I have never ever even been close to maybe having sex

>>11643447
why moomi frankenstein

>>11643140

>>11643435
I don't really like any of those though

>>11643152
Georgia has mostly good weather and I can own a bunch of guns and I like the color green. also there's a goat farm not farm from me. goats are based

>>11642987
Sex-haver here. Doesn't count.

>>11643463
Did she scream at you for not wanting to become one with the mold?

>>11643463
...were you abused anon

>>11643450
Ina can be Plague.

>>11643173
That does sound about right but doesn't stop me from wanting to have sex anyway

>>11643260
Thanks for the vote of confidence anon

>>11643452
>t. normalfag tourist

>>11643479
same

>>11643467
Can this actually happen? Also I don't think women feel sexual tension the same way as men.

>>11643450
Mori is too black to be Woolie, though.

>>11643452
Poor niggers, boobs are the best

>soap in her mouth
Grew up in the south. My parents did that to me when I was a kid if I cussed.
Didn't really work out since I swear like a sailor these days.

>>11643452
How does Idols feel like?

>>11643500
Yeah, that's good

>>11642992
Oh, outfits for both ideas?

mumei doing her reps on stream

Tighter than WHAT, Gura? What is she tighter than? A small, underaged PUSSY? A virgin PUSSY that has never been diddled before? A PUSSY that still smells faintly of pee like yours, GURA??? IS IT TIGHTER THAN THAT?

Just wondering, haha.

>>11643102
I thought it was the one with the elf ears holding the kiara drawing

SHARK PISSY CUNNY

>>11643152
Damn, (You) baiting southerners is this easy? When people insult my state I just laugh with them, i'm gonna try this tomorrow

>>11643519
is that supposed to be a South thing
I've only ever seen it in mobies that happen in everyville, usa

>>11643418
me too, i'm jealous deadbeats got to hear their oshi brap

that was a terrible scream goombus...

Which EN is most likely of doing a watchalong of "The 40 year old virgin"?

>>11643513
My GF used to be able to cum from rubbing her womb through her belly and kissing, true story.

>>11643495
not me but my dad
>>11643497
only in the brain

EOPs are happy by a sudden japanese segment

>>11643519
That's a global phrase you moron

>>11643452
>There are people who haven't caused a girl to climax purely through nipple play
Some of you are unironically ngmi.

>>11643539
please shut up we all get it you're a fucking lolicon

>>11643539
How delayed is your stream? Or did you really take 10 minutes to type this?

>>11643520
bags of aka supas

>>11643481
turned out frankenstein's monster wasn't mindless, but in fact quite intelligent

>>11643452
now, your comments are unnecessary
go back

>>11643452
Sex is overrated. This is totally not a cope.

I just realized I've been listening to this owl for an hour and I've barely internalized a single thing she has said, and yet I am content.

has there been an update on this abomination?

>>11643569
>this is anon's dad