/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11665777
yours

>>11665777
There are a lot of boring chuubas (Roboco, Aki, Mio, Mel, Watame, Lamy, Sora, Azki, etc.), but being boring doesn't make them unwatchable.
The only unwatchable one is Noel.

I like his zatsudans and english streams. My boy Temma has the most dog shit taste in video games though

>>11670812
You mean the unwatchable one is the one you hate

>>11665777
Lamy is genuinely more boring, I tried her. Maybe since I'm not attracted to her I just can't watch her.

>>11671075
>english streams
That alone, I respect Temma for still doing english streams and constant study of it. I hope I am there to see Temma go stream in English only and delivered it very good.

Bait thread

>>11670812
Ayame is also unwatchable, she never fucking streams

>>11665777
Easy, Miyabi

>>11665777
There is nothing wrong with Tenma, he is just a little bland the most unwatchable vtuber is Astel
>>11670812
Fuck off Noel is great

Mumei

>>11665777
Artemis, next bait thread

>>11665777
you're just jealous he's a human breeder and you're not.

>>11665777
Checked

>>11665777
Digits confirm, homofags btfo

>>11674432
>Noel is great
lmfao

>>11674226
you take that back you piece of shit miyabi's my fuckin' flower boi and his molcar watch along streams were the most kino streams of 2021

>>11674432
>Astel
Not if you're a teenager who loves Kpop

I dare you to watch a Shibuya Hajime League rank stream from start to finish without yawning.

>>11665777
Flower is boring but you take that back faggot

>>11679409
How many times do I have to post this?
>Audiophile otaku, easily the best sound quality in Hololive.
>Fit and a natural athlete, making her 3D streams fun. She has great stamina and strength. Anyone who watches her roommate knows she is back in shape. Since she doesn't constantly have to take a break like some Holos.
>A student of the martial arts. Winning a national tournament in kendo and being competitive regionally in judo.
>Intelligent and has great general knowledge. Her excellent results in Choco's quiz and the prefecture quiz are great examples of this.
>Really kind. Is empathetic and generous to everyone.
>Loves and is loved by her family, her brother still sends her gifts to remind her of home and she provides for her mother.
>Cute
>Loves small animals like hamsters.
>Despite being a bad singer her utawakus are fun because of her energy and great song choice
>Helped sankisei by driving them around in the early days and has helped them with sound related stuff.
>Values her friends. She cares for her college friends, her old NND friends and her Hololive friends.
>Unbelievable determination allows her to finish every game she starts.
>Extremely varied topics of conversation, everything from science and history to 70s mecha to gravure idols to chuuni Hololive stuff. She can pretty much talk about anything.
>History buff with a focus on the Edo period and Senkogu.
>Has fun unique streams like NoelDX ASMR and the collab with her cosplayer.
>True otaku, only Holo to have watched all of LoGH, read and watched all of UC Gundam and everything Tomino and a fan of good mecha in general. She also loves top tier seinen like Planetes and Historie.
>Number 1 ASMR vtuber in the world.
>Excellent choice in games only Holo to play Nioh and refused to play Undertale, DDLC and other FOTM garbage.
>Prioritizes Hololive over everything else. (Often cancels roommate stuff in favour of Hololive)
>Well above average streaming hours, despite having an active roommate and occasional health problems.
>GameCentre CX fan. (Korone is the only other one in Hololive)
>Amazingly beautiful voice
>Dorky, isn't afraid to be herself.
>Well mannered and is always respectful to everyone.
>Pleasant to be around
>Smells nice.
>Only literature nerd in Hololive. She reads both classical Eastern and Western literature. She gave an impromptu review of RoTK.
>Well educated, has a STEM degree from an elite college.
>Is incredibly helpful to her colleagues, is willing to help them out with anything.
>Takes care of herself, she is in amazing shape now and she has always had fantastic skin because she take care of it and lives a clean lifestyle free from smoka and drugs.
>She has extremely good deductive reasoning which makes her a great and entertaining amongus player.
>Her papa is competent which is why she has a great design and loves all her costumes.

>>11680896
>How many times do I have to post this?
Until even half that shit is either true or isn’t massive hyperbole

>>11680668
Yeah EOP ones who can't tell what a cunt he is...

>>11680981
All of it it is true. Literally 100% of it is true. You have never pointed out a single thing that is false in it

>>11680896
>that whole post
lmfao

>>11681063
>>11680981
Instead of samefagging how about you point out a single thing wrong with it?

Is this the schizo conglomeration thread? How long till the Marineschizo and Inaschizo start talking about how they're the worst.

>>11680990
How much of a cunt is he ?

>>11681185
He is a dick to pretty much everyone, also comes across as bitter over Holostars lack of success

>>11681045
Half of your pasta is just your opinion. Also, calling her a history buff or a literature nerd is an exaggeration. And she doesn’t have a STEM degree you moron.

>>11681236
Any specific examples of him being a dick? Clips or timestamps or anything?

>>11680734
came here to say this. and league is already unwatchable as it is...

>>11680896
>Winning a national tournament in kendo and being competitive regionally in judo.
I want to go practice Judo and Kendo so I can feel up Noel...

>>11681370
>history buff or a literature nerd
She talked about a ton of history during her Nioh and Monhun streams
She literally did a 30 minute review of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
>she doesn’t have a STEM degree you moron.
She has a degree (roommate literally had celebration stream for it) and she always refers to her background in science when giving her opinion on something related to it, has told stories about lab work and her house has chemistry equipment

>>11681236
>bitter over Holostars lack of success
Isn't that normal? He wants to be successful with his friends nothing is wrong with that, he's also very kind to them, he might be a crybaby bitch but he's still respectful to pretty much anyone who isn't a yes-man, see that guy who sent him a marshmallow asking him to reconsider his membership price and the idiot who went off on Astel's master ranking ways, are there things I don't know about?

>>11681045
Fine.
>Sound quality is subjective, several members have KU100s and her normal stream audio is nothing special
>We know full well from roommate shit she's gained a ton of weight
>The fuck? Who the fuck would ever believe Noel did Judo and Kendo?
>Having trivia knowledge does not make you intelligent.
>Kindness is generic and not an achievement. Everyone should be kind.
>Loving your family is not impressive, most people love and are loved by their families.
>I'll give you this, she is cute.
>Several members have hamsters. Didn't Noel fuck up and they ate each other?
>If she goes hard on singing, fine that's respectable
>Tokyo has one of the world's best public transportation systems. Noel driving someone somewhere once isn't indicative of anything.
>You should value your friends, this isn't a feat.
>Subjective. She's been reduced to tears by games before.
>Talking is her job, she should have a wide variety of topics
>Don't believe for even a second she has anything other than passive knowledge of history
>Roleplay ASMR and IRL collabs are not unique
>Everything mentioned there is entry-level. Marine is a way bigger otaku.
>Objectively untrue, she isn't even #1 in Japan.
>Subjective.
>If she prioritized Hololive she would nuke her roommate channel.
>She's a streamer, she should be streaming.
>Irrelevant
>Granted, she has a nice voice
>"Dorky" doesn't mean anything, it's been reduced to a generic compliment
>If she is respectful, fine, that's good
>Subjective
>You have no way of knowing this
>Don't believe this for even a second. Having read one book doesn't make you a literature nerd.
>Proof of this? Don't believe it for a second
>Most of them are
>Already established this isn't true
>No, she doesn't. I've watched her play several games that require you to think. Botan is the queen of Among Us and Noel could never hope to touch her or Luna in intelligence.
>She has nothing to do with her illustrator being able to draw a good design
Now stop spamming this everywhere.

>>11681645
Someone he killed in Apex in a random match got mad at him and found his stream and said like 死ね or something in a chat message, and then Astel pinned it for everyone to laugh at, it was pretty based.

>>11671075
I like him as well but for fucks sake, stop playing nintoddler games bro. If only he had variety on what games he play...

>>11681570
Do you also believe that Marine is 17?

>>11681817
Astel is a funny man, he took somebody complaining about his Apex play style and made a 20 minute deconstruction of It

>>11681731
>>Sound quality is subjective, several members have KU100s and her normal stream audio is nothing special
She has way more equipment than just KU100s and her normal stream quality is fucking excellent
>>We know full well from roommate shit she's gained a ton of weight
We also know from her roommate that she lost it all
>>The fuck? Who the fuck would ever believe Noel did Judo and Kendo?
She literally talks about it all the time and her roommate had celebration streams for those as well
>>Having trivia knowledge does not make you intelligent.
She has good reasoning skills as well
>>Several members have hamsters. Didn't Noel fuck up and they ate each other?
Pet shop sold her one with a disease and it infected the other
>>Tokyo has one of the world's best public transportation systems. Noel driving someone somewhere once isn't indicative of anything.
Going out of your way to help your colleagues is a good thing
>>Subjective. She's been reduced to tears by games before.
She has finished everything except GTA
>>Don't believe for even a second she has anything other than passive knowledge of history
She has given her opinion on several in depth stuff around the Meiji restoration
>>Everything mentioned there is entry-level. Marine is a way bigger otaku.
Zambot 3 is entry level? Please find me someone else besides Kanda who has seen it Marine hasn't even seen CCA
>>Number 1 ASMR vtuber in the world.
By numbers she is, even her 5ch anti thread acknowledges this
>>If she prioritized Hololive she would nuke her roommate channel.
>>She's a streamer, she should be streaming.
She streams more than people without active roommates
>>You have no way of knowing this
Testimony of others
>>Don't believe this for even a second. Having read one book doesn't make you a literature nerd.
Her roommate talks about the books she has read all the time
>>Proof of this? Don't believe it for a second
Go look up her roommate beyond the obvious
>>Already established this isn't true
Already established that she has rectified the situation
>>No, she doesn't. I've watched her play several games that require you to think. Botan is the queen of Among Us and Noel could never hope to touch her or Luna in intelligence.
Her and Botan are the best amogus players in Hololive there are several instances where she either deduced the impostors on her own or did a high IQ play as the impostor to win
>>11681834
No because I know that isn't true. Everything I mentioned there I have heard or seen

>>11682851
You can say all you want, but until you provide evidence for your claims they mean nothing.

>>11682851
You asked someone to question your claims and then replied with "um no?" to every critique of every statement you made. You're a brainless gachikoi, stop spamming that pasta. You wouldn't give a single fuck about Noel if she didn't fashion an online identity based solely around her tits.

>>11681731
>Marine is a way bigger otaku.
just a point of order for everyone, Flare is the biggest otaku in hololive by a large magnitude. Marine is the biggest openly, and she said she kneels to flare's true power levels. she just hides it.

>>11681420
I wanna teach Noel BJJ in a gentle way

>>11683254
>She has way more equipment than just KU100s and her normal stream quality is fucking excellent
Go look at her twitter she is constantly buying expensive equipment, she built a fucking sound proof room
>We also know from her roommate that she lost it all
Literally go to nyaa and look at the 3rd most recent stream
>She literally talks about it all the time and her roommate had celebration streams for those as well
Literally took me one second to find a clip https://www.youtube.com/watchv=xUpDKmUtAes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7lbVxTpwHw
>She has good reasoning skills as well
Watch streams
>Pet shop sold her one with a disease and it infected the other
Watch the streams where she talks about it
>Going out of your way to help your colleagues is a good thing
Thats kind of subjective but surely you agree?
>She has finished everything except GTA
Go look at her channel
>She has given her opinion on several in depth stuff around the Meiji restoration
More of a roommate thing I will admit but she did talk about a lot of history during her Nioh playthrough and Monhun stream, also go look at her Nioh streams there was a guy who timestamped all the songs she hummed throughout it
>Zambot 3 is entry level? Please find me someone else besides Kanda who has seen it Marine hasn't even seen CCA
I mean thats a question for you to answer, she fucking loves mecha in general. Marine has said she hasn't seen CCA there is a clip of it somewhere where she says she doesn't know much about mecha in general
>By numbers she is, even her 5ch anti thread acknowledges this
Go look at Macoto and her anti threads on 5ch they make the numberfags here look normal
>She streams more than people without active roommates
Go to the numberfag thread
>Testimony of others
I can't find a clip of it at the moment so I will concede it
>Her roommate talks about the books she has read all the time
Go watch her roommate zatsus, sorry you are going to have to pay since they don't get reuploaded, the stream where she gave the 30 minute review of ROTK is a members only stream from a year ago, I don't feel like digging through members posts right now but if you really don't believe me I will
Also ROTK isn't an entry level book, you have to be really into literature to want to read it
>Go look up her roommate beyond the obvious
As I said go do that. Go watch the marshmallow streams on her roommate's YouTube channel
>Her and Botan are the best amogus players in Hololive there are several instances where she either deduced the impostors on her own or did a high IQ play as the impostor to win
Go watch the last amogus collab she was in

>>11683694
Noel had to explain to Flare what a newtype is

>>11683582
I told you where to go look, twice >>11684395
I didn't just say "um no" to everything I will I keep posting it, because I can back up my claims.
>You wouldn't give a single fuck about Noel if she didn't fashion an online identity based solely around her tits.
I watched her roommate when she was just an OL who streamed after work. You do know there are actual gravure idols who stream, why would I watch her when I could watch them?

>>11665777

>>11681392
There are none because anon is talking out of his ass and thinks Astel having a little banter with his friends and chat is being a cunt.

>>11689190
No

>>11670812
Yeah ayame is unwatchable because that fucker never stream

>>11684893
What a fucking train wreck.

>>11665777
Everyone is boring and unwatchable, my Oshi (Gura) is also boring but atleast watchable.

Flare, Aki, Mel... basically any HoloJP that is still under 1 million subs mark by this point.

>>11680896
>>11681731
Holy fuck you schizos can you just accept that people may or may not like someone despite their good or bad qualities?
Noel could be the number one perfect woman on this planet and people could still call her boring because taste is subjective

>>11707800
All are watchable only because of their boobs.