/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11842817
Shut the fuck up and eat your broccoli or your mom wont give you dessert, you piece of shit

What the fuck is your problem, OP? Stir fried, roasted, freeze dried, steamed, maybe with a cheese sauce... broccoli is dope as shit and you are NOT

>>11842817
eat ur veggies so u can grow up big and strong like me

Imagine being such a manchild you still find broccoli "icky."

Vegetables are for fags.

>>11842990
Word my Mongolian nigga, these people are coping fat fucks that still believe in the food pyramid.

Broccoli is a condensed forest.

>>11842990
post physique

>>11842817
I like broccoli when it's hot.
Can highly recommend buying one of those microwaveable Malaysian Chicken Satay with Broccoli & Brown Rice from Coles.

Only infants and toddlers don't like broccoli.

>>11842968
This, a picky eater is a huge red flag, you're most likely dealing with a trash person.

>>11842817
What program do you use to add an explosion of heart emojis to any image?

I sure hope you queers like well done steak with ketchup because that's what for dinner tonight and I better not hear any of you babies complain.

>>11843946
Nothing else with it? Doesn't sound like enough calories to me for a 'dinner'. Hope you can afford food, anon.

>>11844121
What would you like? If it's calories on a budget you're after I can make my special ramen cheddar pepperoni and hot sauce bowl if you like.

>not pretending to be a giant eating forests whenever you have broccoli

>>11844194
Fine as long as you eat my special chowder.

>>11843748
>my brother is a picky eater
>he grew up to be one of the worst people I could possibly conceive of

Whoa.....

>>11844240
Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant.

>>11844194
Bro I've been eating rice + frozen veg + cheese and turkey sausages as a staple of my diet for like 4 years

>>11844194
Reading this made my butthole hurt

I want broccoli cheddar soup now.

>>11842817
Ok baby boy

>>11842817
i like broccoli cold and uncooked. when people cook it it turns to shit and the smell is awful. maybe try different ways of preparing it to see if there's one you like. you might like other vegetables and just not like broccoli though

>>11844194
>pepeloni

I dont like:
Cauliflower
Broccoli
Brussel sprouts
Celery
Potatoes that aren't mashed or made into fries
Mushrooms

Anything else is fine

One of my earliest memories is my uncle trying to force me to eat steamed broccoli. Motherfucker, I was a toddler and you gave me steamed broccoli? Broccoli is delicious, but not when you're 3.

>>11844675
Have you tried roasting cauliflower, broccoli or Brussels sprouts? I wasn't a fan of Brussels sprouts for the longest time but they are way better roasted

>>11842817
Nigger, are you 6?

>>11844838
I think I have. The problem with all those things is that they're too bitter. They all taste like grass. I can handle vegetables that actually raste of something. Like carrots and sweetcorn.

>>11845071
Ah, fair enough. That's a flavor I enjoy; grassy, herbal stuff

>>11844820
Anon...that wasn't broccoli

ame stirring macaroni in a pot noises

>>11842817
Broccoli is fucking tasty you heathen.

Kids these days are going to grow up eating takeout every day. It's all pizza this, burgers that, ready pasta, cup noodles and fried chicken. Gone are the days of hearty foods like beef with vegetables, or chicken with gravy.

>>11842817
Anon baby

>>11844194
Brapking

>>11845452
It's already been that way for a while. My parents rarely cooked and I can't help but resent them for it a little bit. Not a good habit

>>11842817
Broccoli is nice, get your shit together manlet.

>>11842817
>he doesnt know broccoli shares the same taste as amelia`s pussy

>>11844675
Celery is cool man
Not liking potatos is weird as fuck, baked potatoes rule

>>11844675
Are you autistic or just 5?

It feels good to not be a picky eater. Sounds bothersome.

>>11842817
Broccoli only needs a little bit of butter and some salt to slap. You're just a bitch that won't get desert anon

>>11846443
Nevermind veggies anon, personally I can't for the life of me eat eggs. I eat most if not all of their derived products, but seeing yolk revolves me to my very core. The closest I can get is eating an omelette and even then, I puked the last time I tried.

>>11843748
> eat your daily spoon of shit anon, don't br a picky eater!

>>11844675
the only thing i hate is celery, anything else is fine

>>11847205
shit is not food, unless you're a scatfag

Long stem broccoli is fucking delicious bro

>>11847292
no, i'm human

>>11847190
Hey, at least you're not averse to any vegetable that doesn't have a high sugar content lol. The only things I can't bring myself to eat are oysters. Too slimy and gross. I mean I guess I wouldn't eat balut either; sounds awful

>>11842817
>Broccoli is gross
Broccoli is amazing, OP. Maybe you don't like it because your mom always cooked it like A FUCKING WHORE

>>11844675
like all of these but loathe mushrooms

>>11842817
>Broccoli is gross
What's wrong with you? Also, pic related

>>11844675
>Brussel sprouts
All of the fucking faggots that say this shit do not know how to fucking cook brussel sprouts properly, JUST FUCKING SEAR THEM, BOOM IT'S FUCKING GOOD, NO MORE SHIT BRUSSEL SPROUTS

>>11842817
filtered

>>11847924
They do smell weird though, but as soon as I tried them I was good. Same with asparagus. However I have to personally cook spinach as I dont trust anyone else because of getting food poisoning once

>>11843748
Picky eaters are usually unironically autistic

>>11842817
t.

>The Best Veggies:
Broccoli
Potato
Green Beans
Cauliflower
Corn
Cucumber

>The Worst Veggies:
Brussel Sprouts
Celery

Anything not listed is just mediocre.

>>11842902
You forgot tempura, broccoli is the absolute best kind of tempura.

>>11848827
throw brussel sprouts in the oven til theyre crispy and cover them in salt and pepper and theyre alright

>>11848827
Potato and green beans they aren't vegetables
>Also
You use celery in many recipe, its nice to eat with another vegetable or meat

So are /vt/ collectively unable to take any jokes at all? You'd think that being called nigger and faggot for years on end would give them thicker skin towards light jabs from Ame or Ina.

>>11851482
I thought this thread was about broccoli?

>>11851482
Amelia’s never done or said anything remotely offensive, but her teacucks are absolutely assblasted by criticism and will furiously report anything that upsets their hugbox.
They’ve literally said they need to maintain a “constant vigilance” in order to prevent her name being tarnished.
It’s hilariously cringe to any outside observer.

>>11844580
I personally enjoy cooking it in a broth/soup until it's soft enough to chew into with no resistance. Also ends up picking up the flavour of whatever you cook it in.

>>11852038
Did your thread got deleted & you resort to posting in a broccoli thread?

>>11845452
Like it was any better back in our day. The only difference is a can of pasta or a frozen dinner could go for as low as 25c when on sale. Nowadays it's cheaper to pull up to a McD's and pick something off the value menu.

Worst: Bell peppers, celery
Best: Broccoli, zucchini, spinach
Thanks

>>11852383
I’ve never made a thread on 4chan.
Seethe.

>>11852917
Totally believable, believe it or not, I believe you, no this isn't sarcasm, believe it.

>>11842817
People that don't like broccoli are because no one around them knew how to cook a decent dish with it.

>>11852383
"resorted to posting in a broccoli thread" is a phrase that's going to bounce around the inside of my skull for at least a week or two. thanks anon

>>11844229
Based

>>11842817
Broccoli is incredible, especially when Japanese college students go around and replace people bike seats with it.

https://tokyofromtheinside.com/broccoli-terror-incident-%E3%83%96%E3%83%AD%E3%83%83%E3%82%B3%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BC%E3%83%86%E3%83%AD%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6/

This thread is giving me coniptions. All you veggetable haters go to >>>/fit/ now and get your life sorted jesus.

>>11856589
Japanese shitposting seems to be in another level

Im a really picky eater and when i was a kid at a buffet i naturally wouldn't like anything there so for the whole time all i would eat were cucumbers and sometimes some ranch to dip. People would give me dirty looks though so i just waited and watched to make sure no one was around the cucumbers

>>11848983
This is copium, roast sprouts are still shit tier.

>>11842817
Stop fucking boiling your vegetables. Toss it in some olive oil with salt and pepper, throw it in the oven at 400F for 20 minutes, easiest fucking vegetable to make delicious.

>>11863428
>I learned to cook one (1) thing better than my mother did when I was a child and now I think I'm a chef on the internet

Many such cases

>>11863485
Either OP doesn't know how to cook or they're mentally ill. I know it has to be the latter but it seemed polite to pretend

>>11844675
>'I don't like literally ever vegetable ever made'
>Anything else is fine tho

>>11842990
Omnivores nigga.

>>11842854
based father-chama, the world needs more like you.

Broccoli is gross.

>>11842817
Broccolis are nice OP, one simple way to eat them is to steam them and then eat them with Japanese sesame sauce. The Japanese sauce does wonders

>>11844675
Not even baked potatoes? They're easy to make, and might even be the most fun to eat.

>>11842817
the only good greens are
broccoli
brussels sprouts
kale

>>11842817
Veggiebros can't stop winning

>>11844675
I like all of those except celery. Weird ass texture

>>11865968
those are all the same plant, you retard

Broccoli stir fry with beef is top notch

Which holos won't eat veggies? Gura and Suisei come to mind.

Foodies are the scum of the earth

I was actually eating broccoli everyday to add some fiber and protein to my diet
But then Ame mentioned that there's a lot of bugs hiding in them so I'm less enthusiastic about them...

>>11843186
you post yours, anyone who eats vegetables even as a side dish is a faggot.

>>11871068
Wash your vegetables.

>>11871156
>american seething 14 hours after based plate cleaner has closed the thread

>>11842990
Objectively wrong.

Homosexuality has historically been commonplace amongst seafaring people, be they merchants, pirates, or sailors on warships.

These same people also had a tendency to suffer from scurvy on account of not eating vegetables, only salted meat.

Thus, not eating vegetables not only gives you scurvy, it also makes you a massive faggot.

QED

>>11871559
Scotland. You must be a little asian if you're obsessed with the US.

>>11842817
Broccoli is one of the few vegetables I enjoy.

Raw broccoli is good

>>11843186
>>11871570
You are what you eat
>Plants are homo incarenate, frail and can only survival in the spotlight
>Meat is gigbased straightoid, literally just a hunk of muscle
You decide

>>11872718
I do believe that you like to shove eight inches of salty meat down your throat on a regular basis.

>>11872718
Today, the biggest land animal is a plant-eater, anon.