/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

Mori's my boyfriend sorry

>European internet is shit
No, it's not Kiara, you have no idea what shit internet is like.
>>11951766
Most problems can be solved with fire.

I'm looking forward to the collab but I seriously wish they would try to get out of amateur missions in phasmo. People on this board bitch about nothing interesting happening and that's because every single phasmo collab including this one is essentially in the tutorial levels.

I can already predict that the ghost will spend 20 minutes doing next to nothing until it kills one person and they all decide to guess and end the mission.

>Something caught in her eye
Bingo card checked off already

>did you do it on purpose
Jesus, I feel so bad for kiara.

Fauna is currently rubbing her moist pussy

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>11952033
But she has a penis

>>11952056
Yes, my penis inside of her

cute sisters

>>11952153
Bae is cool but I'm forever angry that art which would've included sister reaper will now be of Bae.

>>11949664
okay who's all masturbating and when do you want it?

>>11952286
Actually calli never call bae reaper sister she only call her lil sister

>>11952153
Fauna's favorite member before joining Hololive was Mori right?
Kiara, Baelz and Fauna seems like Mori's harem

>last
>and also least
Moririn...

>>11952397
.>Us. Right now.

>Outlast offstream
I mean we already knew it but it still hurts

remember to love your Mori

>"My job is to make men into ghosts"
Kill Six Billion Demonsbeats....

Fauna's favorite member before joining Hololive was Mori right?

Kiara, Baelz and Fauna seems like Mori's harem

>>11952433
That is true, but it comes down to the art. I want more art of sister reaper with Mori, and now any art which would have included her, for the plot or something, will now include Bae in her place.

>>11952457
Irys polka since she sing calli song today reine fubuki

>>11952474
fuck I'm stupid I meant I was going to draw that shit

>>11951940
Watching Selen's phasmo endurance stream I realized how much fun the game can actually be.
I still think today will be alright though.

>>11952519
Thanks for the reminder Mumei

>>11952397
>>11952598
these two

>>11952634
>realized how much fun the game can actually be
Exactly. Phasmo can be a fun game but no one seems to understand you can't play the tutorial difficulty to make it that way

kek Mori

>>11952598
Coward!
(Mori + Gura + Shion + Rushia)
(Or Mori + Fauna)

Holy shit can Kiara turn off the reverb she's blowing out my fucking eardrums

>>11953349
NEIN!

>>11953349
No she has to make sure everyone hears her first because she's the most important and if people aren't focused on her then they are wrong because the only thing that matters is ME ME ME

>>11953309
Kawaiope Morrison

>>11953349
Attentionwhore, please understand, she needs all of the attention on her.

Are they just trying to make this phasmo gameplay as boring as possible? Why aren't they in game chat? That's 50% of the game

Yep, they're all dead.

>>11953555
We get to hear calli and the rat scream kiara is clueless fauna don’t get scared by horror game

>>11953555
Man they just all fucking suck at this honestly. At least they kinda know what they need to do now compared to other times. But otherwise they have no teamwork and can't seem to keep track of things. Unironically need to have an endurance stream until they can win 3 in a row. Git gud or don't sleep

>>11953572
Death-Sensei waiting for them to arrive so he can chew them out

>>11952529
She is actively trying to turn us into ghostlings. Why do you resist her?

>>11953934
Because being good at a ghosthunting kusoge is definitely extremely important.

>>11954002
dog water

>>11954002
Videogames are life.

>>11954002
I mean it doesn't matter, but watching the 8th total loss phasmo collab is getting tiring.

>>11954088
Why the shit are you watching so many of these
I haven't seen phasmo since she did it with Ollie so it's all still fresh

>>11954088
why would I want to watch that for an extended period of time then?

>>11954088
Phasmo losses wouldn't even matter to me if they would just get off fucking amateur and use game chat. Watching them lose would be entertaining if shit actually happened. This is just a zatsudon

>>11952653
H-how did they know?

>Mori just straight up getting the ghost to hunt by autistically repeating the name
LOL

>>11954088
If you want to watch someone who actually can play Phasmo - watch FBK. Friend for some reason really loves the game and she learned to finish small maps on her own within minutes. Not sure if it actually made streams better.

>>11954188
>why are you watching streams

>>11954261
Ya if they want it to be scary game chat is the way to do it, but to be frank if they can't even win one they should use discord until then.

>>11954549
She is a true gamer and weirdly addicted to phasmo given her level

I dont think Mori is great at collab streams (that arent chatting).
It's fair that she doesnt pay attention to chat but there is something else i cant put my finger on it that makes it less entertaining than single streams

>>11954681
It’s her autism please understand

>>11954681
Banging her head into walls until they break isn't very effective for collab games. She basically needs someone to tell her exactly what to do in complex games like this

>>11954681
she has a specific vibe and she cannot adapt it to others whatsoever. so she gets really stilted.

>>11954784
The worst part about this is the notion that Phasmo is 'complex'.

>>11954747
Its her pride its too big

>>11954681
Shadowverse collabs only really got entertaining once she actually learned the game to the point she could banter while improving her decision-making
that should've taught her a thing about more complex games, but alas it did not

>>11954549
>>11954661
Friend is a sweetie and a joy to watch, but not for phasmo even.

>>11954875
Does it have more than two buttons for controls?
If yes, then it's complex for Mori

Hello I am a new IP and I am showing up only during this collab to say
Mori bad
she sudnt collab with my oshi

>>11954681
She stresses herself. Feeling like she *needs* to do something impressive or distinguish herself, then she feels like she's let down her partner(s) and viewers when she doesn't. If she just had fun, things would be fine. Learning to play the games but not shaming herself when she doesn't know.

>>11954894
The only thing too big about Mori is her fat fucking tits

>>11954681
I dunno about that, she is attempting to be the tard wrangler here and doing an okay job

>>11954927
Pretty much.

>>11954875
It's not complex but there is a "right" way to play it to make it entertaining not only for the chat but for the player too

I think I'm gonna pass out. The only other chuuba I watch that's on is doing fucking LoL and this collab sucks on account of lineup. I don't even mind anyone in particular but the way the group has been selected is highly negative.

Hey, tourists!
>your oshi
>what kusoge you wish Mori was playing with her instead

>>11955121
But Anon, it's 7AM where you live. Why are you only just now starting to pass out?

>>11955232
Anon your clairvoyance reps...

>>11955134
>fauna
>zatsudan

>>11955316
>wants a zatsu with the quietest most boring streamer in EN

This is Mori that's already checked-out mentally. She does one thing then stands still and repeats "Give us a sign" over and over

>>11955454
It's ok I mentally checked out of this collab after the first mission

>>11955454
Can't blame her, Phasmo fucking blows. I'm honestly paying more attention to global and this thread than the stream.

>>11955529
Phasmo is good if you play it correctly which no one in any of the EN collabs have done ever since myth debuted.

>>11955529
Same i like kiara but this stream just isnt for me maybe if they practice a little

GIVE US A SIGN GIVE US A SIGN GIVE US A SIGN GIVE US A SIGN GIVE US A SIGN GIVE US A SIGN
Mori please...

Phasmo kinda sucks if you don't have anyone who even slightly knows how to play.

>>11955580
>which no one in any of the EN collabs have done ever since myth debuted.
Exactly. Thus, it blows.

>>11955623
who could be their guide?

>>11955454
>>11955609
I mean, is that not how the game works?
You put the widgets in the rooms, talk to the ghost, and it either plays with the widget or it doesn't?
Like Mori, I've only been around for Mori's Phasmophobia streams so I don't have a fucking clue what they're even doing wrong. Other than not looking up a wiki for 2 hours beforehand, I guess

>>11955694
Sora fubuki polka

>>11955702
If it doesn't respond the 100th time, it means it won't ever

>>11955717
I can see Polka doing that, she watches a lot of EN

>>11955580
Their first phasmo collab? It was exactly the fucking same, only the people who died wandered around bored for 15 minutes instead.
They didn't like it and preferred Discord.

>>11955717
>>11955785
Polka would probably be super down for being the helpful senpai for a Phasmo boot camp stream for EN

>>11955846
>Their first phasmo collab? It was exactly the fucking same
Yeah, no fucking shit. Hence why I said EN has never done it correctly. What point are you even trying to make?

>>11955580
Bullshit. Phasmo is marginally better if you play it "good". It's still pretty bad as a streaming game because nothing fucking happens no matter what you do. I remember watching FBK play it "right". She ran into the house with thermometer, found ghost room, dragged all items there, threw them all over the floor, triggered all possible reactions she could during ghost "safety" timer and walked out. That is hardly entertaining.

Mori wishes she was playing Among Us right now, brain hurt too much

>>11955897
All they need to do is practice this game off stream so they will get used to it

>>11955954
I dont blame her

>>11955914
> I remember watching FBK play it "right"
She played it solo which means she did not play it "right". If you're not in a group of 4 it's not interesting either. If you are some fat fuck looking for a game to play after jacking off it doesn't matter, but if you are streaming you play in a group of 4 on professional and you need to have a semblance of what you're supposed to be doing.

Mori singing MCR while in the corner hiding from ghosts is hilarious

And there's the "I don't want to be here" "OGEY!" she does. It's over

>>11956064
I mean, is anyone enjoying this?

>>11956140
yeah, me
and the girls

Calli on Phasmo:
"The game is for elite game-lords"
She's my Oshi but... jesus fucking christ

>zombie ghosts leave this place

>it was a Yokai
I don't remember it sliding in with any dope lines though

>>11956203
I mean, if you believe that one SEAnigger she's absolutely right. She should play this game on professional

>>11956190
Anon if you think they're actually enjoying this I've got a bridge to sell you.

Yeah, this game just doesn't do anything for me. It was funny when Mori and Ollie played it because it devolved into calling the ghost a dickhead repeatedly. Nothing against any of the girls.

>>11956296
not the game, but the stream

I think the final opinion reel really said everything about them enjoying the game

Just hold out deadbeats, we will get a much better collab in less than two hours.

>>11956017
If you have to fulfill so many conditions for a game to become watchable you might as well pick any other game which probably is better in any possible way.

>>11956338
To be honest this stream suck but i like one thing about it is them having fun

>>11956379
And yet they continue to play phasmo. They could at least put in the effort if they insist on doing it

>>11956378
There's maybe like 3 deadbeats in here right now. It's mostly Minecraft autists furious at the prospect of an idol producing music

>>11956452
>this cope
Anon this collab sucked. Phasmo streams always suck because they don't know what they're doing and play on the lowest difficulty.

>>11956607
I wouldn't say it sucked, but it definitely wasnt a favorite
this moment was funny

>Very good for guerilla
Moririn...you've literally never done one...

>>11956418
>one thing
>that i not pretend I was Wanna See Come True
>you maybe doesn't in the difference
>if the thinking me as much as I Think About You
>But maybe it deliverance
>from the painful know is turning on when my old soul finally gone
>it not wrong to thinking of it but I'll stop for a night
>cuz we immortal eyes forever in the songs that we right, you no

>>11956746
Good. A Mori guerilla stream is a sign of End-Times.

>>11956746
She has done a guerilla...once...I think.

>>11956799
Anon...?

>>11956746
No one say "But the Spiritfarer one..."
She announced that days in advance and it was a "if I'm not busy" stream

>>11956746
Newfag. She’s done multiple guerillas, most of which were for Spiritfarer but also at least one of a different game, though I can’t remember which

I was watching Milky Queen instead, did I miss much?

>>11953102
There's also Fubuki whose a god at this point with the game. I play with friends which is most fun but I've done solo professional in the prison and that shit was nerve wrecking. But yeah nobody in EN has a clue how to play the game properly and can't take the time to read the hunter manual or just a webpage.

>>11956896
No.

>>11956746
thank god for that, Mori having a steel-solid schedule for the most part is what allows most working people to kinda watch her
guerillas are good for fucking neets and children with nothing better to do than to snoop out for streams all day

>>11956898
>>11955914
dyrbi

I'm mostly watching VODs so as long as there's an archive, I'm happy and can pick which ones to watch.

This collab was fine, nothing special but I enjoyed it enough. The last ten minutes dragged on way too much though and Kiara honestly made me cringe with how she kept prodding Bae and Fauna about cats.

>>11956972
As a hikkineet, I don't appreciate your tone here.

>>11957012
that phasmo is a good streaming game? not really?

>>11956607
Yeah the collab sucked, and yeah it's not that hard to either pick a better game or do the reps to MLG it.
But that doesn't explain shit like "mori cant do collab" and "muh energy" and "guerilla doko" and "My oshi is Fauna".

I only watch Phasmo streams to see the EN girls goof off

>>11957066
I thought it was fine, mostly because Fauna and Bae literally weren't saying anything so at least they could join the conversation a bit.

>>11957066
my favorite part was Mori and Kiara talking about popcorn and then Kiara talking about cats
Mori and Kiara obviously wwanted to talk more about other shit, if its been this long since a decent one on one between them they shoulda maybe had one set up sooner. its whatever since they have one soon though

>>11957066
The first and last bits were the best parts though
shame that fauna's first on stream vc interactions with these two mythmembers was kinda weak

>>11957132
At least bae was shitting herself and apologized. Fauna is just boring and useless

>>11957066
>retards won't talk to each other on stream
>Kiara has to hard carry them again
Fuck it's like week 1 myth all over again

>>11957152
Was she even there most of the time? It seemed like she was distracted by her cat.

>>11957132
I don’t agree. Yeah it would of been nice if they talked more but they clearly didn’t have anything to say about the cat topic and forcing it felt really awkward.

>>11957066
>This collab was fine
Not with these volume settings, it wasn't. Bae was only audible when she was screeching at the top of her lungs, and Fauna wasn't much better. Not turning Kiara down at least a little was a mistake, too.

I am going to write a comment.

>>11957098
as a hikkineet, your feelings are rightfully ignored by most of the civilized world

>>11957275
Shut up audiofag, no one cares

>>11957324
He's right though

Hey bros how did the collab go? Is it worth doing my VOD reps for?

>>11957324
it was a bit hard to hear Bae compared to the JK podcast

Give it to me straight bros. How bad are the movies we're about to watch?

>>11957378
the collab...exists, watch it if you want to see bae scared but is not worth it for VOD reps

>>11957307
>most of the civilized world
Unfortunately for you that ain't here.

>>11957429
jokes over man, you can take that off

>>11957378
No. The game was boring. Fauna might as well have not been present. Bae was scared so bad she stopped talking. Kiara was on reverb and I literally had to remove my headset a few times she was so loud. Mori had some nice moments but it couldn't save the collab.

>>11957449
NO

>>11957378
If you like Takamori then it might be worth it for you. It wasn't terrible, just kinda meh and Takamori carried it a few cute moments between those two.

ah well, I will look forward to any plans mori has with the council. The podcast is pretty much confirmed so I hope the next time Mori and Fauna collabs it will be a fun one

>>11957463
looking forward to your phasmo strategy guide in the comments tonight
>inb4 it's just "Play it more like Ina did yesterday!"

>>11957404
RE Degeneration is better than the live action movies but doesn't have as much of the fun stupid bullshit of Vendetta and Damnation.

Haven't seen the SH movie but I know it has Pyramid Head so its already bad and misses the point

>>11957491
>with fauna
Or not, if we're lucky

>>11957404
Haven't seen them but the concensus seems to be that this RE movie is about what you'd expect from a 90 minute resident evil cutscene and silent hill is apparently a decent movie on it's own but will piss you off if you played the game.

>>11957213
They should have just ended the stream instead of dragging it on. Mori even tried to turn the conversation towards ‘goodbye’ at one point and Kiara interrupted to keep asking Bae if cats try to eat her or some shit like that, but even at that point it had already dragged on far too long.

>>11957512
>spoiler
Can't help bad taste, I suppose

>>11957491
honestly, this was the first stream I was a bit disappointed in Fauna, she was very checked out when normally she's pretty chatty and responsive
she really didn't add much to this one

>>11957516
>hating a fellow deadbeat
sasuguh

>>11957552
isn't adding pyramid head without Jason kinda missing the point?

>>11957516
Fuck off, Fauna’s cute. She just needs to get more comfortable talking among her senpai

>>11957582
Did anyone watch her pov? Was she afk or talking to her chat sometimes? I feel like I hardly heard her watching from Mori's pov.

>>11957552
>>11957603
PH and nurses were designed to be specific to the SH2 protag so jamming them into an SH1 based movie was just example of US based studios missing the point again

>>11957628
she was perfectly comfortable with Gura so it's like... eh

>>11957552
Nta but the inclusion of pyramid head on what is Heather's experience makes no sense since pyramid head was designed as James personal tormentor. Heather's personal hell is her identity as a surrogate mother of a cult that wants to put a baby God in her

>>11957603
Oh yes, I thought you were just disliking the monster in general. Yes you are correct

>>11957637
No she was pretty much playing the game outside the two times Clover was being Clover, and even then she dealt with him pretty quickly. Like others have said, she's just painfully shy around her senpai.

>>11957645
I mean senpai as in plural. She didn’t talk with them much in the Among Us collab either. I think she’s the type to get quiet in groups like that

>>11957552
He can ONLY be in Silent Hill 2 that is the point of him, he is one of James's personal demons born from his story. Silent Hill was never big on reusing enemy designs for a reason, because they are born from the minds of the characters involved.

What do you predict the big "Halloween" collab to be?

>>11957750
Costume party in VR.

>>11957750
Cock-rating stream.

>>11957750
VRChat haunted house

>>11957750
is it all of EN? or just Myth?

>>11957833
Bae is doing her release during it, so it probably all of them doing a bunch of announcements

>>11957750
L4D with more players would be awesome. Either Myth (& IRyS) playing surviviors, or if Council comes and makes it a versus.

on the upside, boys, we should be getting the schedule somewhat after/before the movie

>>11957935
That'll be before. Kiara has it as halloween night and Bae's thing is the 30th Aussie time, 29th for america

>>11957710
I suppose Mori and Kiara are the more intimidating senpais from myth.

>>11958018
i hope not
but then i hope my oshi never plays first-person games in general because they're hard for her

What are the contents of Mori pee?

>>11958337
pee

>>11958337
/bang/

>JWU
seems that the thread seems to have calmed down.

Also:
I hope whatever Mori tried to do instead will bare more weight than that silly sportsfest (it already is: It IS a song, which will be remembered as opposed to one of multiple collabs, that members have ghosted for less.)

>yfw IT was Cover, and watch these fools change their tune to "She's Cover's favorite, of course they'd give it to her."

>>11958337
water, she is very well hydrated

>>11958227
Eh, I want to see a solo collab between Fauna and them first. She seems pretty shy in group collabs but she might be chattier in one-on-ones. I'm not expecting her to be as chatty as with Gura but better than this collab at least

>>11958533
Mori is beginning to record the soundtrack for the Hololive mmorpg

>>11958639
Mori and Fauna should do a drawing collab. Mori mentioned wanting to do another one of those and both of them can draw.

>>11958688
>as a composer. as a big FU to the people who say she doesn't producer her own tracks. Cover gave her a full orchestra to work with.

>>11957404
Hey better then watch the movie cats

>>11957715
I mean... there was literally 11 people in the among us collab, someone as softspoken as Fauna isn't going to say much by design alone. Also doesn't help that she doesn't like Among Us in general because of the entire backstabbing thing--there was a reason why she was always one of the first ones to die in every game. though I guess things might have been a bit different if she was an imposter

The Fauna/Gura Mario Kart collab was great because the only thing you need to focus on in Mario Kart is winning the race, and also Gura is pretty good at interacting with her kouhai. As someone who has never played Phasmo, it's just a bad streaming game in general because half the time I don't even know what the fuck it is you're supposed to do and seems far better as a solo VR experience. Dead by Daylight is a lot better in that regard since you're either the killer or trying to escape the killer.

>>11958729
Honestly, if the intro she did for The Rock was any indication, it'll be Kino.

>>11958990
The tracks she's made were good. The ones she actually mixed together or even the direction she gave to the person doing it.

>>11959312
cute

>>11959312
?!

>>11959312
The rrat is not ogey

>>11957404
Silent Hill is.... a lousy silent hill movie, but if you sanded the serial numbers off it might be okay. it gets the general vibe right with an oppressive spooky atmosphere, but the specifics feel like they were relayed over a broken radio

>>11959312
hot

>>11959312
To me from what i saw bae wasnt really scared she act like she was scared

>>11959312
Noice

I want to hear Mori scream

I still can't believe they got Sean Bean for this

Okay, how do we get her to play CV LOS Mirror of Fate?

>That was a wet, moist guh
Alright it's 20 seconds in and already better than phasmo

LEON, YOU MUST FUCK MY SISTER TO ENSURE THE SURVIVAL OF THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE

>>11960301
Go punch rocks, redfield

Discuss Mori's tits right now.

>>11960344
breast EXPANSION surgery soon

>>11960344
beeg

>>11960234
>Castlevania permissions
You must be new here

>>11960399
BASED

>>11960344
like bags of sand

>I try. I try so hard.
Also is Ina always this savage with Mori?

Ina is exactly where I'd like to be

>>11960344
I just wanna jerk off onto them (while holding hands with her)

>>11960452
yes, it's great

>>11960574
>()
Hella based

I have never played any Resident Evil game. Will I enjoy this movie?

>playing literally every RE game offstream
Mori...

>>11960689
this triggers the RE schizo

>>11960689
will she play code Veronica on stream?

>I have it in Brazillian Portugese
MORI IS GOING TO BRAZIL

>>11960574
imagine handsfree paizuri while she holds your hands and looks into your eyes

>>11960548
I'd like to be under Ina's blanket.

>>11960826
this is the second time she inadvertently mentioned using an VPN based in Brazil

>>11960643
I think it helps sometimes to not know the original since you don't notice changes from the game and you can appreciate it as a standalone thing.

>>11958823
Seeing how Fauna is, I suspect the real reason she doesn't like the game is that she gets super-competitive and she doesn't want to be like that with her new friends.

>Gura is drinking some meme 4% Vodka cooler
what a dumb babby

>>11960414
Sort of but not really. I do avoid fan communities because they're always full of faggots though. Are you telling me that Konami actually gives a shit? Never heard of that - sounds more like Sega Sammy retardation

>>11961025
but why, what good does that do her

Mori, your alcoholism...

Are you drinking harder Alcohol than your boy ?

>>11961107
konami absolutely does not give a shit

>>11961116
its in her nature shes an aunt

Oh, a pin pon.

>>11961151
nah, I'm just finishing off whatever beer is left over from my brother's bday party

these are the worst instructions on when to start mori has eveer given

>>11960942
Holding hands with eye contact is my fetish

>>11961151
the only hard liquor I have is 40% so sorta.

>>11961151
I missed what she's drinking but I got 45% bourbon

>>11961107
If you actually watched Mori you'd know that she's been given an outright "no" in regards to ever streaming Castlevania.

>>11961151
Drinking 45% whisky

>>11961382
I think she said 36%. I'm drinking 40% Canadian Whiskey

>CGI
Oh Nyo

>>11961280
that's weird, because it made more sense to me than all her other start instructions

I want Mori to step on me while Ina makes fun of me.

What's the drinking game again? Leon being stupid and people screaming, right?

>>11961584
yup

Senator bad

>>11961718
200% mad

so brave

>>11961423
why

We could have had janky live action to make fun of instead of this shit. Why

>>11961831
I don't know what you're talking about, there's plenty of goofy jank
It's like MGS4 cutscenes

Okay that shot of the guy trying to take the mask off only for the camera to pan over the eyes revealing it was a real zombie was a pretty cool shot.

Ok we're only 30 minutes in and I've now realized that this is a trio I've always needed in my life. They all bring the best out of each other

>this is where you get player control!
Based Gamer Ina

>>11962013
I don't know why nobody ships MorIna they work so well together.

>me having a good time
>morig is having a good time
>check global
>they're arguing and complaining
I'm struggling to understand why people go there

Oh! A Pin Pon!

>>11962137
Really? i havent noticed

>theyre talking about SFM
oh nyo

>>11962137
the arguments there are better than the arguments here, so if you don't mind arguing then it's a better place to be
and if you don't like arguing then they're equally shit

wtf mori

>>11961808
because konami doesnt want to give permissions to cover for streaming their games

Bros, how the fuck do I compete with Shrek?

GET OFF

>5'7" is still pretty good
BROS I HAVE A CHANCE

5'7 bros...

>Mori likes manlets
>"God I hope Leon is small"
>Don't ruin the illusion for me!
>I'll wear stilts for him
Jesus Christ, Mori

SHE IS SO FUCKING HORNY

I wonder what's got her so thirsty?

IS THAT AN UMBRELLA REFERENCE?

>Leon is 5'10"
>I'm 5'10"
I HAVE A CHANCE BROS

>>11962647
tfw 5'10"

>>11962710
>>11962712
Unless you're literally Leon Kennedy, you have no chance. I'm sorry, bros.

Seriously , Ina?

>>11962358
I bet they are fan of General Butch

>>11962649
Why the fuck is she like this?
>I want a man who's short AND I want to wear high heels so I tower over him
also tfw too tall for Mori

LEON YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY SISTER

6'0 deadbeats...

>>11962763
>why is she like this
She's into the S word that rhymes with quota but she can only openly express herself like this. Remember the boy from TTRPG?

>>11962832
>ywn be Chris Redfield's sister
>ywn continue the family line with a chad manlet hackerman

Brros, how can we compete?

>>11962911
>ywn get cucked by an asian bombshell

>>11962861
reporting in
I wish I were taller

>>11962902
This isn't Youtube chat, bro. You can point out that Mori is a shotacon.

>>11962955
Just make him fuck my sis- I mean, one young and attractive girl called claire

I have been perfectly content with myself all my life being 5'10" until Mori Calliope came into my world.

>>11963081
>too short for normal femoids
>too tall for Mori
How have you not killed yourself?

>>11963129
I simply live with the pain.

>>11963006
Mori and Marine are shotacons, Gura and most of JP are lolicons. I think there's only a handful in the whole company that aren't into one or the other.

>>11963006
and you'd be wrong. that's the OTHER low-voiced killer who doesn't care about Hololive but blends well with her branch's VSinger

>>11963081
>>11963155
She's admitted just now that if she likes you enough she'll wear stilts to simulate your manletness. Have hope, bro

>>11963184
I'm pretty sure Ina is into being mommydommed.

>you will never be a 5'2" manlet with an androgynous face kept as Mori's personal pet
>she'll never insist you act like a small child and pamper you as your "oh ney sahn" with her "A R A, A R A"

>>11962430
Wow, so it is a Konami thing? I thought Sega was the only company that retarded. Alright then.

Thought maybe it was a religious thing because I remember Nintendo had a problem with that once, but knew it couldn't be because she'd streamed Blasphemous which is way worse on that front.

>>11962861
I'm still going to break though Mori's preference and get her to love me

>>11963227
Susie is a shounencon. Big difference.

>mori likes barbeque more than sweet and sour
I guess no one's perfect

>>11963248
AAAAAAAAAAA STOP

I'll walk around on my knees for Mori, that should make me short enough for her...

The vaccine is gonna be the conduit by which the zombies are created and this is gonna get yab immediately, isn't it

>>11963305
and I think it's hilarious how many deadbeats think Mori's either of these but I'm not willing to kill the rrat

>>11963354
>mori likes barbeque more than sweet and sour
>I guess no one's perfect
but Mori sure sounds perfect

>>11963390
Don't be a beta bitch, bro. Mori wants to be dommed. Her preferences are just toward shorter men. With enough Chad energy, you can power through.

>be me, American
>movie is talking about vaccines
Guys, w-what's happening? I'm being filled with an uncontrollable rage and need to fight the people around me. I-I can't control it. I'm scared. Someone please help

>>11963354
anon, mori not being perfect is what makes her perfect

>>11963470
you've been bitten Anon. Wear a helmet and stay away from any doors that aren't on airplanes

>>11963470
Must be the varus, lol

>>11963465
>into Japanese midgets
>wants to be dommed
bro? Why would she go after the most herbivorous, passive men on the face of the planet?

>>11963549
Our Boy isn't very smart, bro.

>>11963470
Hey
Basically I'm just not gonna take it (the vaccine!!)
I know... UGH I know... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna take it is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11963549
>>11963572
Imagine how hot it'd be for her when she does finally find one. Just like for me I'll cum instantly when I find a 5~ft tall female with G cups that is dumb enough to fall for me.

>>11963643
Based shortstack bro.

Ina I think your brain made that connection because you know what shlock this is

>>11963643
I just want a cute tako gf...

>>11963721
An Ina gf would unironically be nice. I may be a Deadbeat, but Ina would be pleasant to live around. Very comfy domestic life.

>she sings the triplet subdivision most prominently featured in the PS1 original
holy based

>>11963807
Yeah very comfy. She'd even tentacle fuck you every night

>>11963821
I wonder if she's played integrade yet

>Mori does High Tea with IRyS
They are...

>>11963956
What's a high tea?

>>11963880
>this is supposed to be a bad thing
Have you ever had a prostate orgasm

>>11963889
We'll never know; she generally doesn't like playing RPGs onstream and she knows better than to let deadbeats know they missed out on it
Is it any good? The demo filtered me too hard with retcons so I didn't bother

>>11963994
British Aristocracy thing.
It's enjoyed by all stratum and it's basically just tea time + dinner.

This movie is pretty terrible.

Guys...This movie really isn't bad. Animation is actually quite nice

>>11964281
Terrible movies are great to watch with friends

>>11964281
>>11964290
the duality of deadbeats

This movie is mediocre and unremarkable.

>>11964108
and this meaaaaans?

We could have watched Revenge of Jimmy

I really miss having a tightly knit friend group to watch really shitty horror "movies" with leading up to Halloween.
I wonder if we can convince Mori to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show with us, I've watched it every year for the past 8 years and you have to watch it with others.

>>11964293
the deadbeat of dualities

>>11964318
It means they're IRyStocrats.
It also means they like each other considering they go out together for tea+a meal (probably just a light lunch in Japan) on a regular basis.

>>11964318
Everyday, after a game of cricket, the Queen comes out to the balcony and proclaims "Oi! it's foive bong!" and the entire country goes into their homes to drink boiled plants and eat hard-as-fuck crackers and ham/mayo blended together. It's called high tea because refusing to do this amounts to high treason and you will be hanged, drawn & quartered.

Mori has been inafected...

>clairful
INAFF

VIRUS WILL FADE AWAY
LEON WILL LIGHT YOUR WAY

Everytime Mori gushes about guys is a drive for you to do your reps to become that ideal man and get yourself your own mori

>>11965000
nice try buddy, but you can't fool me
I WILL become the last deadbeat

Just me or has Gura been really quiet this entire time while Mori and Ina banter?

>>11965000
I do my reps despite not wanting a 3D to deal with, because I'm incredibly proud of Mori and I want to be someone she'd theoretically be proud of as well.

>>11965085
good shit, I should've added that in the first place.

>>11965084
Definitely just you

>>11965000
>mfw I'm moving to Japan next year
>mfw I'm tall and fat
>mfw still no chance
>mfw no face

>>11965084
Gura is watching the JP version so she is more focused in reading the subtitles

>>11965000
I did my reps and all it did was depress me that becoming her ideal man is impossible. My only route left is to change her tastes so what I am is ideal

>>11965203
Mori speaks Portuguese?

>>11965157

>>11965239
Become her ideal woman, she seems to like tall, strong women

>>11965203
They're all watching the JP version but I guess the other two can understand alot more easily

All you insecure niggas forget that Mori said her preferences aren't everything. I WILL win Mori's heart despite my physical traits.

>>11965300
>become a woman
I will not take the tranny pill

A BREEDING TOOL

Monster wincest?

Leon is using her as a breeding tool

>>11965318
Fans reflect the oshi.
Mori is insecure, therefore we are insecure.

Mori: I do think [Leon] and Claire are kinda cute...
Gura: So does Chris!
Mori: The bloodline...

I love these fucking dumb dorks so much.

>I do think Leon and Claire are kinda cute
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME, CHRIS CALLIOPE.

>>11965349
Most trans are beautiful, so yeah i'd appreciate it if i wouldnt have to look at an hideous creature

>>11965485
does that mean chumbuds are too dumb to read subtitles

https://twitter.com/Youmacon/status/1452319142900609027?s=20

>>11965574
ywnbaw

How is Ina the only one who is able to see the obvious shit happening? Not even le obvious twist, but Gura and Mori both somehow missing THE FUCKING EXPLOSION

>>11965645
Ina's focused on the movie, Mori and Gura are focused on their discord sex

>>11965645
the ancient ones told her

>>11965698
Why is Gura such a Discord slut? Is there a single Holo she hasn't Discord fucked?

>>11965761
Probably Kronii.

>>11965574
>Most trans are beautiful
If you mean beautiful in the sense that a horrific, disgusting work of art is "beautiful" then yeah I guess. Trans people are horrific amalgamations of flesh just like this monster in the movie

>>11965761
Yeah, Ame.

>>11965811
Imagine being this angry because a trans man gets more pussy than you. Kinda sad

>>11965636
you know that you disgust mori, right? She feels about you the way you do about trans girls

>>11965906
Your own doesn't count

>>11965906
Whatever kind of "pussy" that is, I guarantee you that I don't want it. No thank you.

>>11965941
This but unironically

>>11965906
Oi, we're watching a movie, stfu

>>11965704
Imagine having an all-knowing and foreseeing collection of beings telling you the twists to everything.

>>11966036
Isn't that just 4chan? I don't think there's a single spoiler I haven't heard before experiencing it myself on here.

>>11965960
That's fancy coming from you, I dont think you ever get one anyway

>>11965809
She's DEFINITELY fucked Kronii, Kronii has literally zero confidence she'd let anyone fuck her.

>>11966072
>seething this hard

>>11965994
Focus on the movie underage

>>11965574
>>11965906
>>11965941
>>11966072
I'd tell you to take your meds but if you ever did you wouldn't want to cut your dick off, so I won't waste my time trying to convince you

>>11966126
>this is seething hard


What did anon mean by this

>>11966070
>4chan is a vessel of the AO
...Oh fuck.

Why are you idiots shitposting about trannies during stream hours? Do this during dead hours, you dongs.

>>11965574
>Most trans are beautiful,
I've dated trans girls before and while they were pretty cute I honestly struggle to think of any Trans who are beautiful . The only ones who think so are other trans people in my experience,

>>11966186
>muh take meds

>>11965574
>>11965906
>>11965941
>>11966072
>>11966259
NTA, would you shut the fuck up and go back to global or make your own tranny thread? You *literally* don't have to announce it. Just act like a normal fucking person and keep it to yourself like everyone else on the planet.

i want /pol/ to get the fuck out of here, we are watching a movie

>>11966295
Eh i dated a couple of them and they are pretty unproblamatic and i love their personality. Its just a matter of having good taste and pulling the right ones

>>11966284
I would do anything to be one of Ina's Ancient Ones...

>>11966385
no thanks, you can go run off to an artemis bait thread or pick an oshi with different vocaloid covers.

>>11966385
If being a normal person is being a jerk for you then nah you can be "normal" and throw all the tantrums you want

>Mori crushing on Leon AND Angela
LesBeat might actually have a tiny chance

>>11966284
This is one of my favorite webms in existence. Mori's eyes are so pretty.

Based Leon explaining the entire plot of the movie for the brainlets (Mori+Gura)

>>11966485
Why are you like this? Why shit up people's good times? Why are you actively trying to ruin a thread where people are just trying to enjoy a movie?

>>11966512
>inb4 "she has to be bi" gets a higher posting rate after this

>>11966512
Game recognizes game

>>11966509
>normal person
Nothing under the definition of "tranny" is anything near "normal"

NO WAY FAG

>>11966554
Don't encourage the schizos, we don't need them to peddle yet another rrat.

PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP WITH MORI

>>11966547
>why are people like this mommy come get my milk wahhhhh

>>11966547
Well, I guess that makes me the Villain of /morig/

All jokes aside, Claire and Leon is absolutely the end pairing. Chris won't allow anything else

>>11966612
Time has changed old man, go surf the internet for more information

>>11966680
Haha, you're so cool and funny, please teach how to cut off my dick too

>>11966680
It makes you the autist

I'm choosing to believes the "But the bloodline" comment she read was mine

>>11966729
>t.chris

>>11966752
That's your only worth so maybe dont do that. I'm guessing you'll cry for months if it does happen

movie was SHIT!

>>11966779
This but mine.

What was the RE movie that was actually decent? I remember one "live action" movie that was pretty okay when I watched it YEARS ago.

>>11966680

>>11966734
>times have changed
The only people who think this are trannies who spend their entire life in closed-off groups on the internet and surround themselves with other minorities who think the same
Confirmation bias is not reality

>>11966547
typochama, i think you meant to reply to this fucker...
>>11965349

>>11966779
I got one comment read despite the whole collab atmosphere,
also what the fuck happened here?

>>11966429
Cthulhu will talk to you in your dreams and never allow you rest.
LET ME SLEEP

>>11966734
No they haven't. People hated fags and weirdos throughout all of history and will continue to hate on them forever. 20 years from now trannyism will be looked on as the mass psychosis barbarianism it is like how human sacrifices are now.