/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 4,226,057, a 2.28% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 74,141. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 249,818 shares, or 5.91% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 9,032 shares, or 0.21% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Pochimaru :: +9.1%
>Choco :: +7.7%
>Aki :: +7.6%
>Melfissa :: +6.7%
>Aqua :: +6.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 9):
>Mumei :: -4.5%
>Kronii :: -2.2%
>Noel :: -1.9%
>Rushia :: -1.3%
>Fubuki & Roboco :: -0.9%

7 coins (Flare, Kanata, Calliope, Nachoneko, Sana, Roboco, Fubuki) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $90,664.09, which is an increase of 7.39% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $46,995,214,294.04, which is an increase of 12.77% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $11,120.35. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $4,040,679,278.36 in total market value, or 8.6% of market value.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at $75,243,424.32 in total market value, or 0.16% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 43):
>Calliope :: +33.8%
>Hololive :: +26.7%
>HLuna :: +23.1%
>Kronii & Baelz :: +19.8%
>Suisei :: +19.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 14):
>Pochimaru :: -19.5%
>Choco :: -13.3%
>Kiara :: -13%
>Mumei :: -10.7%
>Reine :: -9.6%

20 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $44,732,490, which is a decrease of 63.74% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $76,302,891.89 today, a decrease of 28.44% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Shion :: +4.5%
>Nene :: +3.2%
>Okayu :: +3%
>Aqua :: +2.6%
>Flare :: +2.3%
>Fauna & Kiara :: +2.2%
>Pekora :: +1.9%
>Gura :: +1.7%
>Amelia :: +1.5%
>Towa :: +1.4%

38 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Brap cycle......

The aggie is still open. Chat has been closed since adjustment, but drawing is still open until the end of the week!
https://aggie.io/o1j2utp8dv
Still plenty of free space!

>>12015863
remember to add hats to the hat tower

>>12015863
speaking of aggies, the previous one was never posted
once again, thanks to everyone who participated
お疲れ様でした

>>12015863
>>12015914
MORE HATS FOR THE HAT HONK

>>12012215

>>12019637
>buy coins

>going to be another red day

>>12015863
>https://aggie.io/o1j2utp8dv
No one cares about your stupid circlejerk, the only purpose is for autistic retards to gain discord janny power levels over other autistic retards. There are 3 decent artists maximum. If you want an aggie go to drawfag general.

At least read before you bait

sleep

Warning: Large Image Ahead
How can it be the News Hour without HOUR NINETEEN to tell us?
>"I have dreamed a dream and now that dream is gone from me"

>>12019637
run enough multicoin towa better price lolicon

So what's (you)r verdict on Multicoin?
Does it mitigate the need to hold every single available position enough that you re-evaluated your portfolio, or do you think Unitystrats will always win out in the end?

Additionnally, and here I call upon the data wizards of the thread, is it possible to get an average on coin purchase amout per player?
As in, if your history says 1x, 1x, 2x per cycle your average CPC (coin per cycle) would be 1.33~ which might be a useful number to have to calculate tax waste %

>>12028646
nobody has raped the word "additionally" as bad as I just have in my life

>>12028545
Not worth it majority of the time as margins on multicoin are awful compared to the differentials on div payouts, unity strats will pretty much always win out because you have seven days to buy and aren't at the point where you can buy everything 24/7. There are exceptions for big dips for high performers. pic rel

>>12028545
Sometimes I use it to make up for lost time if I sleep through adjustments, or to take advantage of a really good discount, but otherwise I stick to the 1x buys.
Multisell is a meme.

>>12028646
Since it's a clientside setting, I don't think it's possible to detect multicoin changes, at least not without manually pulling your entire purchase history and sorting it. Seems like the kind of thing that would require a lot of autism involved.

>>12028713
>There are exceptions for big dips for high performers
Precisely the point why I am asking, I have found myself 2x-3xing a lot these days in positions I feel lacking in.
>>12028796
>at least not without manually pulling your entire purchase history and sorting it
How about for the whole market as a start? I see the data is being called at least by networkanon already
>Multisell is a meme.
I found myself abayoing shitcoins on a spike before Friday in order to quickly re-finance better positions. FOMO is a bitch when liquid is low.

>>12028887
For reference this is last weeks top 15 divs, really not much room for multicoin aside from the obvious top 3 performers every week. These are market prices so obviously not comparable to dips, it's probably best to start off with a bigger multi like 3x and eventually go to 1x if you have time to babysit your autotrader throughout the day.

>>12028887
forgot the pic

>>12029088
>it's probably best to start off with a bigger multi like 3x and eventually go to 1x if you have time to babysit your autotrader throughout the day.
definitely, if you dip down over the day you can hold a 40-50% dip at 25% but get about 1.5 to 2 times the coins in the same time.
For that reason I refuse to pick up smaller dips at all anymore and was wondering if other people think likewise.

>>12029088
I also find myself multi-ing much higher if the base price is small since volatility is comparatively higher here so quick purchases might be key. And 320 in additional taxes is laughable.

>>12028545
What is unitystrats?

>>12029894
getting most if not every single coin in the game up to x amount to be able to make the maximum amount of plays/decisions every day.

page 10
sex

(you), yes YOU
you started in the last month?
Tell me about your journey, what did you buy, what is your strat, what are your goals short- and long-term

>>12031910
B-but I started late august

>>12032057
screw it tell me anyways if you have something!

>>12031910
>what are your goals short- and long-term
Climb climb and climb and have a fat stack of my oshi

>>12032075
survive the game till server side auto-trader then go all in on my oshi

>>12031910
bought en2 3 days before the $50k mooning, strat is diversifying so I'm bog proof idk I don't have a goal

>>12031910
I've been buying my oshi and daytrading to the best of my ability, liquidating before susan days, buying coins according to streams, etc.
I'm trading all but my oshi and a few coins I don't like
I'm trying my best to emulate the players I have come to respect over that last month, which is sort of hard when I think of it since they're much richer than me.i If I had a goal, it would be that, playing the game in a way that allows me to respect myself and my buys/sells

>>12028646
Here are some numbers, including average CPC > 1 separated by coin and transaction type.

>>12028668
Additionally shouldn't even be a word. It's retarded filler in all cases.

>>12031910
I played for a week and quit after I mostly solved for daily adjustments.

What if you have the same amount of share of your two highest share coins? Will your name appear on two oshiboards?

>>12034839
The oshiboard jew is gonna enter your account and sell one coin randomly

>>12034839
you can only appear on one oshiboard so idk, you probably just disappear

>>12034497
so the 1% actually DOES go 5x, interesting...

>>12035260
afaik it checks for "is coin max(count) y/n" and having another one counts as "no" so you actually just disappear

>>12036262
Ok cool, I'm gonna do this

oooohhh i gotta shit

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>red day
wtf

>34.89%

BUY BUY BUY!!!!

Thank god I have 10m in liquid

post 'em

>>12037800
Not too bad, went up three positions on the leaderboard.

>>12037800
My bibi survived, but it had the top of its ear removed.

Should i multicoin Subaru and Mori? If yes, how much, if no, why not... Math anons doko, thanks.

>>12038096
the answer is "if you have the liquid and their div% beats other div% even for a premium" and "if you can afford it why not"

>>12038096
Depends if you have the liquid or not. Maybe x2 or x3 but there are too many good details. I am not multicoining anymore.

>>12038096
Subaru 5x seems pretty good so long as you have the liquid for it.

>>12032075
played for 2 months, oshicoining a shitcoin, near top 100 atm

How come none of you fags can overtake me? It's getting really fucking boring. Stop being braindead poorfags.

>>12039050
yeah whatever show wallet
>inb4 any top20 wallet F12/PS

>>12037800
a bit late but here's mine

>>12039050
I’m focusing all my efforts into saving KoroneSuki

im late to adjustments and its a red day? why did I even bother

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>12039636
out of liquid are we?

>>12039636
You don't like discounts? And hey, not everybody's red. There are some good sales to be made today.

>>12037800
>Immagine
>>12038040
IMAGINE ALL THE BIBIS

>>12039673
picrel
>>12039677
just getting a tad tiresome is all. dont mind me.

Told you about the towacoin bro. Shouldn't have bought.

>>12031910
Joined the game early april, bought one of each coin, and went inactive until mid-august. That is when I started coming to the threads as well.

Went all in on the EN2 bubble, could afford around 64 of each EN2 coin and 72 of Mumei and Kronii,
Shortly after the EN2 mooned, I learned of the brap cycle. I think Moricoin had 0 views for 2 days straight, followed by a massive peak in value. I also started collecting Marine and Gura at this point. I didnt like holocoin back then so I refrained from investing into it. A bit of a stupid decision in retrospect.
When the overbought and taxes were implemented I started doing very safe trades. I would ignore every dip smaller than 15% and every peak smaller than 10%. Most of my coins have MPPs 10-20% lower than the coin's normal market price, so I don't really ever have to sell at a loss. It was during this period when I got into the top 100.

Long term goal, get to the top 50, and start oshicoining without crippling my wallet. Short term goals is to end each day with more net worth than I started with, and pass whoever I chose as my 'rival' that week.

>>12039804
What do you mean? My graph looks beautiful ever since I became 60% Towa coin.

>>12039812
>I learned of the brap cycle

>>12039812
now this is smart long-term investing

>>12039812
>start oshicoining
prepare yourselves, my fellow oshicoiners. We might have a new name show up on the boards.
who is your oshi anyways, anon?

Hello I have financial impairment and lost 20 million this adjustment. Seeking advicespoonfeeding so it doesn't happen again.

>>12040006
You have 210 Towa, the coin is bad.

>>12040006
You're looking awfully short on $ENEN. Consider investing today, you won't get a better deal for a long time. She's going to get pretty good divs soon, anon.

>>12039956
not anyone whose board is that contested. I wouldn't worry

>>12040006
buy more divvy coins

>>12040006
I hope sana is your oshi because that's a big stack of a shitcoin you have

>>12040006
Flashbang-kun...

>>12040006
Sell all your kronii to me

>>12040059
finally someone for Noel or Miosha?

>>12031910
It sure only feels like it's been one month.
>goals short-term
...I met them a while back
>become the pirate king
>accidentally mind-break M in the process
Long-term? No idea. Play until I get bored. My strat is "lol, what strat?" What did I buy? Etc.
>"bearish"
>bought tons of fucking Pekora
>sold everything but the kitchen sink to buy Coco for graduation
>never kept stacks + didn't shy away from selling down to 0 before adjustment to avoid bogs until reaching whatever we used to call $10m, yacht?
>luck out of missing adjustment on days where buying would've actually bogged me the next day
>only buy below MPP until Wednesday or Thursday
>only multi-coin when shit gets megabogged like Subaru this morning, or if it's Friday and I'm NGMI
>don't bother with poi reps at all anymore, "1 AM adjustment" crowd BTFO; I've got the information and the opportunity, I can't be arsed to go through 40 coins in the trader that late at night
>sell coins with bad divvies off whenever they're >=+5%
Day trading is not dead, it's just become very "min-max" heavy. I also don't even bother doing my poi reps anymore
"The $BRAP cycle" was originally just something to FUD/shitpost with whenever people complained about Mori getting Susan'd and bogging them. Because I was poor enough to be able to completely dump all of my $BRAP when she was getting bogged and buy back in.
Now I stockpile Mori for the boobaboard points and for the divvies, go figure.

>>12040307
>noel

>>12040059
Let me guess - ChronoBanks Treasury.

>>12040121
Looking to sell her off once the coin rises after her return.
I drastically overestimated sana's value after a couple of days since debut because I loved her content. But apparently the hololive fanbase doesn't like classical music and horoscope reading.

>>12040095
Which ones would you recommend? I'm currently trying to accumulate coins that I see have lots of viewers the past week (via holo poi). In other words; suisei, mori, gura, & pekora.

>>12040006
diversify them bonds chocoball also buy more pirates

Question: did Warmy got screwed of a mooning due to her 3d stream because of the overbought function?

>>12040336
>you started in the last month?
Read, you did not start in the last month

>>12040383
stop buying suisei. I have enough to deal with as is.

>>12039651
Hi

>>12040383
buy gura win the game lol

>>12040435
>Read
>>12040336
>It sure only feels like it's been one month.

>>12040307
im sorry, no

>>12040480
I don't care about your feelings emoanon, you did not start in the last month

>>12040415
I may have 3x'ed her all week so far to stay in front of tampa on the boobaboard
don't even know if that's up to date information

>>12040534
who cares, its cool to hear the stories of anons here

>>12040059
that left mel, aki, noel, coco, anya, mama coins and civia

>>12040556
You're still ahead, for now.

>>12040534
let the old man talk, he was once the hottest newcomer surprise, if only by doing daily to weekly reports of his progress which turned out to be surprisingly fast
so fast in fact he now penetrates the top 30

>>12040366
good guess

>>12040642
>for now
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>12040653
Too easy.

>>12040679

>>12040643
He's really something else, huh? I've been playing since reset and I still can't figure out how to go up that fast without a huge amount of microing autism, so I'll assume he is using exactly that. He zoomed past my position like a hurricane the last month or so, now I can't even hope to catch up.

>>12040713
most fun I had since giving up on autistically buying/selling to somehow stay 35

>>12040632
Choco is also not well contested. It's a gimmick player that can't even scrape Top 50 and some guy who only has Choco in his wallet. The other 3 are dead slots on the board.

>>12040785
hol' up, I have definitive proof he crabbed with me and the boys since August 3rd

>>12040795
yeah watch your ass when he suddenly stops being a "gimmick player" once you piss on his oshiboard, he's the real deal

Good morning, I'm making a new account to piss on your oshiboard.

>>12040836
man the proof turns out to hurt a bit so I'll spoiler it

>>12040684
damn it. I was too obvious

>>12040902
I'm not him neither one of the hoshiyomi but go ahead, I'd love to see BBB unleashing his autistic wrath on your ass

>>12040907
>They only went up the leaderboard because better players than them abayo'd
kek

>>12040795
>he doesn't fear the concentrated autism that is BBB
He will make 13 different charts on how to kick your ass and call it the B.E.A.T. report, I wouldn't fuck with him if I were you.

>>12040836
Late September onwards, he's been increasing the pace of his run to the 30s. Have you not seen the man go? His asscension? His warpath? He's going to be staying in the 30s soon enough so long as he keeps up his autism. Our little pirate king is moving up in the world.

>>12040959
what if I told you that was the plan all along?

>>12040439
Konyappi

>>12040786
Honestly the different $BOOBA boards and the hats/items boards are probably my favorite part of the whole thing. Thanks again Drey.
>>12040959
I think I only genuinely moved past 3-4 players tops. There was a lot of ABAYO. i cri evertim

>>12040987
except right before him is a fucking brick wall of roughly 100M

>>12040987
Can you guys stop jerking off to eachother? I thought the thread said no more ERPs

>>12040907
>44
I never got to beat you fair and square, asshole. I miss you, fucker.

There are so many dead crown players, it's been a while since I last checked. I kinda wish being a crown was kinda useful - like you can cease all trades for your oshi one day a week or something minor like that.

>>12041033
He'll move up one spot when KoroneSuki abayos

>haven't checked the leaderboard in days
>I'm fuckin 28 now
alright, who quit this time?
>>12041064
That "perk" seems a bit cruel. We should go further. Taxes paid on purchases should be split 50/50 between the broker and the crown.

>>12041060
I'll jerk off whose wallet I want, you can't stop me nigger. Konnui love.

>>12040907
fuck you wasn't expecting this

>>12041064
>>12041099
Fear the awesome power of the Civia crown. The markets bend to his will!

>>12041061
just wait until Maririn returns, nearly 10% of my portfolio is her now
long-term strats is my game

>>12041121
Konnui love

>>12041154
Fuck off zhonk, ban him and his alts already you coward

>>12040955
Waiting for the day he turned into full konnui/mogu

>>12041128
t-the gang's... all h-heAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12040907
>46
I miss my fren.

>>12041190
Konnui love

>>12041231
the komfy krab klub got thanos'ed holy shit

>>12041231
[CHAIR CLATTERING]

>>12041190
WHat has konnui even done?

>>12041011

>>12040795
>gimmick player
>69
he's doing harder math than you right now, to hold you have to analyze your surroundings

>>12041383
what did he mean by this?

>>12041231
What the FUCK happened, man?

>>12040907
....

>>12041352
He had an alt with him in the top 20, graphs from before zhonkbot showed they had the same activity patterns. He got called out, basically admitted it by dumping his alt as damage control, but the devs never had the balls to ban him.

>>12041383
Once I'm 20k and don't have to worry about not being 20% share

>>12041525
>20%
I get the sudden urge to end it all

>jw*
>its a everyone is dead nostalgia episode
>people shitting on my man Tampa and on BBB
Truly dark times for /nasfaqg/

>>12041502
is having alts bannable?

>>12041571
You think I'm happy about my share and how I achieved this spot?

>>12041597
yeah, botting used to be bannable too until zhonkbot

>>12041190
Konnui love

>>12040875
>>12040971
But Doctor, I am BBB. I appreciate the vote of confidence in my currently untapped autism, though.
That said, I care more about oshiboard purity and activity than I do about being the crown. I only surpassed Choco Unity because at the time it was a dead account. If somebody that genuinely wanted the Choco crown showed up and out-autism'd me, I probably wouldn't go full blast trying to reclaim it like I did to crush Buhi. I'd probably only bother if it was some oshichanging faggot or some intruder trying to get uppity.
>You'd share your oshi? What are you, gay?
I have nearly twice as many Choco as anybody else in the game. If you can autism yourself into a position higher than me without me noticing, you either just fucked your wallet (in which case I'll have the crown back in a month tops) or you deserve the crown and I kneel to your autism. Simple as.

>>12041611
don't tell me you aren't, I really hope you are

>>12041589
There's not that much serious shitting going on, this thread is actually more enjoyable than a lot of the recent ones. For me, at least. (You)r experience may vary.

>>12041629
I wish.

>>12041589
if this counts as shitting on me then I've dealt with far worse. at least it's topical bantz for once
good job Mikofag, once again, /nasfaqg/ is saved

>>12041627
I still remember how the crowd cheered both when Takeshi came back ;_;7 and when Joe took the 10k from Niggerdancer. If it's an oshichanger, the thread WILL become the Choco-War Central and there's nothing you can do to escape it.

>>12041649
True, I'd rather have this than any of the past threads

>>12041611
tis' the way of oshicoining my friend. It is the life we chose.

>>12041731
>Takeshi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12041730
but mogu brought up the topic, see?
or maybe it was yfp
>>12031910

>everyone talking about oshicoiners
>no one remembering the first big oshicoiner
FinanCivial... not like this...

>>12041731
takeshi....

>>12041769
You and I both know if it's one of these images it's the other posting

>WU
>GF ASMR
>Feel something in my pants
Guess I have to get rid of 2 liquids today

>>12041800

>>12041525

>>12041812
you'd be surprised, I've seen another dude do it when you sleep

>>12041800
We remember, but we talked about him what, a week or two ago?
He will be missed. His tale was legendary.

>>12041731
Had a slight heart attack when I opened the thread and had everyone shouting my name. I remember being a little shaky and putting on you say run on loop for a bit. I once again thank everyone who showed support and extra shoutout to mikofag who made me realize I would run out of liquid if I didnt start selling.

>>12041808
Lion Leasing...
>still 14k coins
>STILL ONLY FELL 5 PLACES

>>12041931
Botan and Noel are the only dead crowns worth anything. The other 15/20 dead crowns are all shitcoins.

>>12041800
>implying the oldfags didn't all immediately oshicoin

>>12041922
NTA, stop passing me you son of a bitch. I know I said you were my rival, but I like having a smaller number on the leaderboard. You're doing too well now.

>>12041922
>>12042180
>1769 Marine
>1183 Marine
none of you both is prepared for what's coming

>>12042169
>A handful of coins in your wallet
Simpler, more soulful times

>>12042169
He made it to top 10 by going full oshicoin, on a coin that gave less than $10 dividends. He had the highest oshicoin stack for a while too

>>12042288
I don't want to buy her when she's green, please have mercy

>>12042505
The secret is she's always red to me, just like her icon

>>12042180
I told you I stopped being your rival. And that was weeks ago. I thought I made it clear, you are not that guy.
>>12042288
Im givin her all she's got, cap'n! Im doing my best, gomen.

>>12041808
That screenshot would be amazing if Joe was there but now, I'm not even there.

>>12042570
sorry, was busy being poor

>>12042560
Oh.

>>12042642
Should've tried not being poor sooner, though I think you were just outside that screenshot then on either end, not sure.

>>12031910
Might as well jump in too
>tfw I thought it had only been 2 months, but it actually has been 4 months
Journey
>got to $1M in 2 weeks
>switched to 100% Mori
>bogration hit literally next day
>went back down to $400k
>realized oshicoining at $1M was retarded
>climbed to top 50 were I crabbed for a while
>passed Underworld Soul Trading in the process ;_; 7
>also had some retarded oshiwar with Jim (wasn't really a war, I was just testing multicoin kek)
Short goals
>wanted to get on the Mori board
>did it quite easily
Strat? I like the coin, I'll buy. What did you buy? I haven't bought anything in 3 weeks... Long-term goals? I wanted to pull a smiles and get a shit ton of coins to 1k, 10k Mori would've been nice too, maybe I'll get back to them at some point

>>12042986
>pulling a smiles
I'd advise against that because that also means to invade a board

>>12043214
Like that is going to stop me if I really wanted to

>>12043214
>that also means to invade a board
heh

>>12041922
>I remember being a little shaky and putting on you say run on loop for a bit.
>>putting on you say run on loop for a bit.
Why?

>>12043366
d̵̨̠͇̫͍̒̄̏͗͆̀̀̈́̉̕͜ͅͅȇ̴̻͕͚̻̾́͛p̴̺̊́̌e̵͕̰̭̒̽̀͂̿́̕̚͝͝͠ń̵͓̺̼͓̻̮̠̏̂͘ḑ̵̠̮̯̙̠̫͔̤̘̪̘͚̑͋̋̈́̽̌͋̈́̿͝͠ͅṣ̴̨̜̮̥̜̱̟͓̜̔͆͂̇̓̇̔̒͐͝ ̶͙̘̪̟̮̰̆̈́̿̿͒́͌͆̋̊̈́̚͜ǫ̶̙͖̯͍̰́̉͜n̴̨͈̼̠͈͕̮̝͉͗ͅͅ ̶̖̤͉̳̳̩̳̦̤̬̃́̾̾w̸̧̜͍̏ĥ̵͖̖̀͗͛̓͊̊̊̽̍͐͠i̸̛̘͚̫͍͔̳̟̮͑́̏̂̽̊̆̔̓̕͘̚c̷͈͓̖̳̤̗̠̼̞̈́͋̉̏̒͝h̸͖̑ ̵̯͚̰͕̼̳̳̣̱̂͌̌̈̏͌̐̈́̓͋̓̂͘͜b̴̢̛̖͖̣͈͔͔͇̫͓̦͈̊̊͐̉̋̈͑͒̃́͘͠ǫ̵̡̻̼̞̘̹̟̪̩͊̃a̷̛̾̀̔̋̍̌͗͐̓͂͝ͅr̴̰̪̹̣̙̉̈́̆̒͘ḓ̴̢̛̛͎̗̪̙̯̂͐̔͜͝ ̶̬̙̼̙͖̺̃̒́͒͘̚ͅǐ̶̹͓̘͉̙̝̟̜̜͜͠ţ̸͍̳̭̹̞̗̼͓̠̳̳͎̺̈́̊̌̒́͐͐͌͝ͅ ̶̡̹̩̱̱͕̿ḭ̶̧̥̻̘̥̤̫̮̾̇͛̓́̊͗̑́̐̔̂̄̚s̴̨̼̳͎͎̮̳͎͉̘̺̃

>>12043366
It'd be funny if you did it but the only way to really do it nowadays is to constantly buy that coin under your oshi and then make that coin the most held one once you had enough, and the coin amounts needed for crowns/top ranks on most boards are 1k+.

>>12043366
>Willing to oshichange
>Willing to see an oshiboard burn in misery
This deadbeat's a dangerous man.

>>12043434
>>12043566
>>12043610
all jokes aside I probably wouldn't do it, but it would be funny as fuck, and I'm a dead man walking, so who knows?

>>12043401
gud song, simple as.
>>12043805
>so who knows?
jesas..

>>12043805
Yeah, I was only joking too. You will never be a dangerous man to my oshiboard crown. I'd still find it funny if you could pull it off though. Even if only for a day.

>>12043805
The only real issue with doing some fuckery is that any board that would be funny to do it on, it isn't really feasible without doing a stealth one and those boards already have a shit ton of coins on those top spots.

>>12043805
that's badass
mmmmmmm

>>12042986
>pull a smiles
Ganbare i hope u become the first to get every coin up to 2000!!!

im just gonna try do go for goals i set for myself way back in april already now i guess

>>12044048
Come on, Applause. Take a shot at another leaderboard, just to raise hell.

>>12041231
Still waiting for you guys to go back to the ComfyCrabClub. I'm keeping the place organized, I think(??)

>>12045323
They're getting inflated by the marine hiatus, they'll come back down once it pops

>>12045323
>>12045380
all the suicides inflated us up, is all. Guess it's 20 places now, we might have to move to a bigger house some time.

>>12045380
I think Marine would push them further above even after her hiatus
>>12045417
no... I'll visit you guys from time to time

>>12037800
Check'd

I̜̳ͣ͋'̹̘͑͜M̖̭̎ͪ͟͠ ̧̈̓S̴̤̝͗́I̡̤͆͝C̨̪̹ͯK̦̚͜ ̗̈͌̀O͈ͤ̕F̗̐͡ ̰ͪ̆P̞͎ͤ͢͡A̰͆̕Ỹ̜̯͐͞I̱̒N̘͛͟G̢͓̓͠ ̟ͬ͗́͘F̢̻̀İ̺̋͝͞V̩ͨ̀̕͟E̐͗͟ͅ ̮̓͗͝P̻̐͑̕Ė̻̐́R̥̱ͨ̐͠C̴̡̖̟͑̌Ẹ̷̾͢N̛̦ͯ͜T̶̨̘̫ͭ̇ ̛͉͎́͠F̵͓̔͘O͚̾̽Ȓ̛̤̣ ̷̟̗ͨͬN̸̠͎̍̚͘O̢̼ͩ̊T̸̹̊̀H̷̖̗̐͢Į̡͓̮̓N͎̞͐ͯ́G̛͙̋̇́ͅ.̧̼ͯ̉
̸̜̘ͨ̏́
͍̾ͦ͝K͖̥ͣ̔͜͝I̭̩͊͡L̘̳͢Ḻ͍̂̕ ̴̥ͩ̍Ţ͔̍͒H̡̡̱Ę̷̦̪͐ ̢͇̒͠ͅḆ̸̰̏́Ř̵̻͔ͯ͢Ȯ̵̗͇́K͙̜̃È̺͉͜͢R̶̠ͫ͐.̸̮̼͑̐
̟ͨ͡
͙͙̌͘E̶̝̠͌͝N̰̹͛̑D̵̝̓̆͢ ̹̜̇̿͠Ṭ̵̦̆Ä͉́̀X̷̠̥̾͌E̢̯͇̽͞S̡̭̾ͨ.͚͊͡

>>12047307
deadbeats are used to 5% though?

>>12047522
that's the joke as is the name of the "song"

Well I'm out of the loop because I have no idea how 5% relates to deadbeats

>>12047623
Mori said that streaming (was it Hololive or streaming?) takes up 5% of her life, /vt/ has been shitting on her with that ever since to say that she puts no effort into her job.

>>12045323
h-hot.
miss you, shionbro

>>12045380
>>12045380
right before it pops we're taking the top 20. learned from the best.

>>12043805
>>12044007
>>12044043
>>12044048
>>12045221
Fine, with the leaderboard climbing being as it is I might as well make some chaos instead of ramming my head into a wall for days
>>12045194
good luck!!!!

>>12047623
That's the percentage of guys over 170cm she dated

>>12048228
>A minimum of 20 guys
Many such cases.

>>12047807
miss you too

>>12047307
>Using my calligraphy
Weak

>>12048891
>zalgo
>"your" calligraphy

>>12048055
Excellent song choice.

>>12049869
>stockings or pantyhose
Of course stockings. what are you some kind of faggot kaiki?

Fuck oshicoiners.
AMA

My zhonkbot has started skipping coins for no reason again.

>>12051020
Why are you such a nigger?

oh neat i'm on the oshiboard now.
will be focusing on leaderboard positions before i go back to solidate my rank [spolier]and try to get onto the "real" oshiboard[/spoiler]

>>12051342
>889
Nice spoiler bro

>>12051342
tako... your spoiler reps...

>>12051020
Fuck metagame players.
AMA

/ahoy/ died

>>12052263
Oh nyooo

>>12052287
>flat senchou

>they don't have 8k pirate coins for the big return stream
ngmi

>>12052884
>literally only one player

>>12052884
>8k
>can only sell 144 a day
ngmi

>>12053019
>he doesn't know

>>12052875
No! Bad tako

>>12053067
Do you really think that Maririn's value is going to go 350%+?

>>12054583
It's the divvies.

>>12054583
why would it have to go up 350%? explain this in detail please, I expect the minutia of your logic to be as funny as the conclusion

>>12048972
Y̶̧̮̣̭̠͖̮͒͊̌Ḙ̷͍̽̏̐̊͊̕̕S̴̢̮̈̕

>>12057138
I was under the assumption that they were implying Multisell 5x was going to give them the ability to clear their stock better, and mis-remembered an earlier calculation. It actually only needs to go up +110% (2.1x current price), assuming that you didn't multibuy 5x. If you did, it needs to spike at least 200% (3x the current price) to profit at all over taxes.

>>12058138
>clear their stock

>>12052884
...so everyone who isn't me?
>>12058138
multi-sell is only for account suicide
>>12058208
picrel ok maybe just a little

>>12058623
>selling oshi
Found a faggot

>>12058790
I ran out of Amelia to sell so I had to buy more again.

>>12058623
>Another Ain't Sellin' redraw
A fine addition to my collection.

>>12058852
Having any ame was your first mistake, the second one was selling it

>>12059038

I wish Ame would do something good so I could sell her.

why the fuck won't zhonkbot buy luna today

>>12058852
sell more amecoin from other amefag

buy octoina...

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>12060506
>19:00:01

>>12060505
Go back to the grave faggot. Someone needs to continue it's lorepost.

>>12060505
>>12060506
>19:00:01

>>12060505
>>12060506
>02:00:01

>>12052263
You can’t talk about big tits and post slutty pictures without expecting anyone to get bored and leave

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and blow them.

We are once again half way to getting divvies! Remember to plan your sells and buys so that you can utilize your liquid to the maximum!

>>12048891
>>12048972
>'calli'graphy

>>12065883

>>12065827
I'll never escape the useless report

>>12065827
tummy is getting out of the top100...

>>12031910
This is super late, but I kinda want to use this as a way to hold myself to some goals so I don't just suicide in the coming weeks.
>last month
I bought Towa for the entirety of the past month, however I am getting close to 20k Towa and 20% share, where I'll probably slow down a bit.
>journey
Started back in April under ilovetowa !!! and bought Towa and didn't really climb much. Only really started putting in effort in June where I then changed my name to Eternal Economics for a little bit, and then to this one, after a certain incident occurred, if I'm remembering right. Climbed the board to top 50 off the backs of Rushia and Bogration v1.
>strat
buy red sell green, don't sell too much if it's a good coin. not much to really think about.
>short term goals
20k Towa and reliable 20% market share. First part comes easy, 2nd part requires other players not to fuck me over with Towa buying which I don't understand why they continue to do so.
>long term goals
Once I hit reliable 20% market share, I'll probably try to climb the board again, though probably with a modified Jester-type strategy where it's Towa and other consistently good coins + 4th gen, though I probably won't be able to do it as optimized as him due to responsibilities, but where those other coin amounts being low. This requires me to finally to buy a coin over 1k which sucks though, I've gone so long without doing so.
I also want to make more bread for the thread for basic photo editing practice but I'm creatively bankrupt. Suggestions onegai

>>12068005
Just find cute art that's somehow related to current events and throw random bullshit on it.
Or do something like picrel, which I assume was a 4cc weekend. I haven't made one in ages for some reason.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Despite the delay, this data is from 7:06p Server Time.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 4,315,256, a 2.11% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 75,706. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 254,078 shares, or 5.89% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 9,279 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 46):
>Subaru :: +6.9%
>Melfissa :: +6.5%
>Nene :: +6.3%
>Pochimaru :: +5.6%
>Matsuri :: +5.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 10):
>Baelz :: -3.2%
>Shion :: -2.7%
>Risu :: -2.6%
>Noel :: -1.6%
>Moona :: -1.4%

1 coin (Korone) had a net 0% change in volume today.
7 other coins (Miko, Ayame, IRyS, Nachoneko, Sana, Iofi, Botan) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $84,673.64, which is a decrease of 6.61% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $43,281,340,024.58, which is a decrease of 7.9% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $10,029.84. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $3,744,794,663.28 in total market value, or 8.65% of market value.
>Nabi currently has the lowest value, at $74,579,078.35 in total market value, or 0.17% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 21):
>Baelz :: +18.9%
>Choco :: +11.6%
>Shion :: +10.7%
>Reine :: +5.9%
>Mel & Ayamy & Risu :: +5.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 36):
>Calliope :: -36.8%
>Towa :: -31%
>Subaru :: -24.6%
>Nene :: -22.3%
>Rushia :: -22.2%

26 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $66,443,211, which is an increase of 48.53% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $80,295,223.71 today, an increase of 5.23% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 28):
>Sana :: +19.4%
>Botan :: +11.1%
>Ayamy :: +8.2%
>Aqua :: +7.5%
>Watame :: +6.3%
>Nachoneko :: +5.6%
>Sora :: +5.4%
>Iofi :: +5.3%
>Marine :: +4.7%
>Ayame :: +4.6%

29 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Warning: Large Image Ahead
How can it be the News Hour without HOUR NINETEEN to tell us?
>"I have dreamed a dream and now that dream is gone from me"

>>12068005
>
start slapping bibis on movie scenes you know, or anime, or other recognizable stuff like WTC would work, there's tons of random crap in the mega as well for a start. Before long you'll find that lacking and start to hunt for your own pngs. /biz/ has a tradition to use watermarked stock photos for additional jank, also badly describing stuff in google finds eerily funny results sometimes. Once you have a rough vision you're well on the way to an edit, just throw it in the thread. If you want to practice the transform tool in particular just try to bibi every single graph for a meme, slap some dollar notes on it etc.

It's not time to go to sleep just yet /nasfaqg/, you have a job to do.

>>12075958
>breed mio
I will gladly do my job

>>12075958

I'm so happy I found the bottle of Pepto. mein poor arsehole. I dind't even eat anything funny.

I'VE BEEN 5X SHUBA UP UNTIL NOW. I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED GOD FUCKING DAMN

>>12075958
I will never cheat on Suisei

>>12077883
It's not cheating if your oshi would do a three way with them.

Just realized /bant/'s manager is BIG PLANS

>>12077593
I bought like 500. Just think of the compound divvies dude that's 500k PER WEEK at LEAST.

>>12078495
This explains a LOT.

>>12078495
they lost?

>>12078495
Good morning princess
he also fucked up the models like usual

congrats mofu on 10k doogcoins!!!

That's right, keep selling the rat. Leave her to me.

>>12080254
She’s fucking annoying anyway. Her voics is too loud and she’s not entertaining at all. No wonder she has the second lowest views among holocouncil.

>>12079435
Thanks. Koro hat when?

>>12080562
This. I demand her ears to be put in the game.

>>12079288
Well... but KOT is at least trying his best the only one trying his best actually

For those who are interested. Been collecting this data for a while, but unsure if it is useful or not.

>>12083351
explain this like your explain to a special needs child

>>12079170
Anon I've been buying the duck with an added 55% fee while she was 20% down. I'm financially ruined

I left my desktop trading, but due to unforseen consequences i won't be able to get home before adjustments. How can i kill the session on the desktop? Does logging in on the phone does it? Thanks.

>>12084286
And you only bought like 125 with 55% fee compared to 500

>>12084337
not sure, but try and hope

>>12084349
The most recent session takes priority over the older one. But once the newer session stops or is closed it goes back to the old one

>>12084754
Meant for >>12084337

>>12079304
kek. no Tomato to bail him out in the last hour this time?

>>12015863
based fluffy tail enjoyers
conceptualise the aroma

>>12084337
You cannot. But you can make a single transaction just before your cooldown will expire on your autotrader, which will jam it for the next ten minutes since it will wait for your new transaction to cool down. That's the next best option.

>>12031910
bought korone x5 not realising it was 50% in my first move, somehow recovered into the top 400 just by super aggressively buying the dip, if the coin i bought didnt rise then sell it anyway chase the next dip
im not going to enjoy having to hodl at high tier

Crab day it is

I can't believe I have under $1m liquid on a fucking Wednesday. I've financially ruined myself.

>>12085867
>50% off doggo
deja vu

post 'em

>>12086193

>WU
>Check stocks
>13.81%
I'm horny...

>>12079435
>>12080562
OMEDETOUUUUU

we need another susanning

>>12086193
I like my direction

Unironically Susan saves us from the game. She's the only one honk couldn't control

>>12086193

>>12086193
Unlimited Crab Works

>>12086711
This one looks like mine - I don't even need to reply.

PekoMiko on stream, buy $PEKO

>>12086870
pekomiko? pekers really brave eh

Micometcucks in shambles

>7k Risu
>Variety show this week
>NNN next week.
I ain't sellin'.

>>12087272
just business partners.

>>12087395
suichan is a unfeeling cutthroat businesswoman. par for the course

>>12087284
I give a 50/50 on the variety show - she hasn't promoted it very well. However I shall continue to pump this shitcoin.

>>12087690
Risu doesn't promote ANYTHING well, but I agree that it is a gamble.
If it's half as good as Fish Tank was, it'll be great.

>>12086193
IMAGINE ALL THE BIBIS

*cough* bros... I think I am dying... *cough*

>>12088351
Versus Risu is voicing acting competition. Likely collab with Ollie based on hints.

AAAAAAAH IVE ACCIDENTALLY BEEN SELLING GURA SINCE ADJUSTMENTS

Bros... i've been in the hospital for 6 hours... i just want to set up my auto trader...

oh yeah we're dying

yeah no not on my watch
>>12091254
>>12091254
>>12091254