/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am the first kroniie

THREAD NOTICE: Normally, I would use the thumbnail stream image for the previous thread, but since it was a new hour thread, clockdoko sound file takes priority.

I wasn't the last Kronie...

>>12076018
hoyl shti

So, any rrats on who was the VA that told her she sucked?

>>12073259
Remember there is thief among us.

>>12076086
me I did it, but don't worry though I didn't really mean it I just knew that she needed something that will push her to do better

>>12076086
idk look up VA reviews on youtube and get to listenin, I'm not doin it.

>>12076110
S-Stop looking at me like that Kronii..

>>12076110
My POV

>>12076110
>HOW IS IT SO SMALL

>>12076086
It's Troy Baker.

>They fell for it?
>はい
>Good. Proceed to ze next phase
>はい私のマスター
>Do not disappoint me Monsieur Tanigo

>>12076110

>>12076109
>cdawgVA
fucking hell

>>12076110
I wish council had a pic like this, would be my new wallpaper

>>12076110
Counter attack!

i am never the last kronie...

>>12076150
I hate that faggot now

>>12076159
Who's going to be a hero and soundpost it?

>>12076156
kek

>>12076208
How's that noose supposed to fit around your clock head?

I wonder if Kronii gets intimidated by having two other Asian's in council.

>>12076086
it must be cdawgva because that would get the most reaction out of /vt/

>>12076150
is this true?

Holy shit.
After watching her Q&A I'm seriously wondering just how many SEA watch her. Almost every question she had was clearly from SEA.

>>12076093
If you're going to take stuff from /∞/, don't brag about it if you get noticed.
Is that so hard to do?

>>12076225

>>12076280
Fucking kek

>>12076110
https://files.catbox.moe/nw5bob.png

>>12076280
>>12076208
This is depressing.
But not as depressing as pic related.
https://files.catbox.moe/cb7vdh.png
I don't even understand what's happening and it still makes me feel awful.

>>12076280
Kronii wouldn't want you to do that....

>>12076110
>I'll never hear Kronii laughing in VC with her senpais and genmates
>I'll never hear Kronii crack jokes with her EN senpais and genmates and have them laugh
>I'll never hear her get anxious and self-conscious around her JP senpais because she can barely talk to them
>I will only see glimpses of the infinitely better world that she lives in from ours, where she has friendship, even if it's merely the semblance of it, while I live in the dark
>static, unchanging photos posted to twitter, where I can only speculate on just how much fun she must be having, how she's truly made it in this world
>she's perfect, just like me in every way
>but she'll never be mine
>and she'll always have a life beyond my computer screen
>laughing, playing, enjoying herself
>I will never be there for her
>I will never be there to make her laugh
>I will never be there to share in her happiness
>I will never be there to MAKE her happy
Interlinked.

>>12076318
>he spilled his spaghetti
noooo

>>12076331
But she did it to herself. Komm, Susser Tod.

>>12076327
it's supposed to be you growing up alongside kronii; confessing to her in highschool, being there for her live premiere, and finally having a kroean traditional wedding.

>>12076364
>Komm, Susser Tod.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
FUCK YOU TODD HOWARD!!!!!

>>12076342
It's alright anon...that's the entire point of all this...to watch her journey and achieve her dreams...to support her from the sidelines...to see her finally smile with an unburdened heart.

Anyone interested in a soundpost from the members stream before I archive the video?

>>12076420
S-Sure...

>>12076420
Can you share the link to the entire stream?

>>12076327
M-My heart...

>>12076342
Faggot mindset. Do your reps. Become Holostars EN. Surpass Gura. Impregnate Kronii.

>>12076404
to watch her leave... to know that she'll go and be happy elsewhere, out of sight but never of mind... and to move on to the next facsimile of love...

>>12076110
>ina, moona, kronii, and miko looking down at me in disgust
I feel the call of the bicycle

>>12076443
It's on nyaa now.

>>12076086
Vic Mignogna

>>12076420
I need someone to hate other than Gabe.
https://youtu.be/F1llwiZNiBo?t=1370
Soundclip this so I can motivate myself to be noticed by Kronii by name one day too.

>>12076467
Cherish those memories

>>12076489
W-Why do you hate Gabe?

>>12076467
unrequited love. I know anon. I know it

In hindsight it shouldn’t be so surprising, but Kronii being super into Pokemon caught me off guard. Looking forward to possible 12 hour streams when Legends of Arceus comes out.

>>12076541
nintendo is so stingy with pokemon permissions...

>>12076525
He stole all Kronii's attention

>>12076554
This, he paid 2 win.
That pisses me off.

>>12076488
Nahhhhh monica bullshit aside I've never heard of a poor fan interaction with Vic. If her stuff was THAT bad he'd probably force a smile and say its good

>>12076541
I think you mean offstreams.
Captcha FMGAY

>>12076541
given her streamed games so far i keep almost forgetting she's an absolute nintendo addict

>>12076549
It's gamefreak that refuses to give out pokemon perms. Compound that with how incompetent Hololive management is, I doubt they'll get permission to stream.

>>12076570
>he paid 2 win
>pisses you off

Anon, i paid the same amount as him and she doesnt remember my name.
All my thoughts about him yesterday were hatred only.

>>12076578
It sucks she refuses to stream any Nintendo games and wants to stick with random indie stuff.

>>12076541
>pokemon perms
anon, I'm sorry

>>12076342
>You waited in the park for her. She was always on time, and was only really late by a few minutes, but those minutes felt like hours.
>You had prepared everything. And you had deliberated everything.
>For months during your relationship, you wondered if it was the right thing to do.
>She always seemed... so afraid of that commitment. You didn't want to burden her with it.
>But you didn't want to falter now. This was the choice you wanted to make.
>"Hi, anon!"
>As soon as she appeared, you dropped to your knees.
>You had a plan.
>You had a whole plan, dumbass!
>You wanted to do this whole song and dance, trick her into thinking it was nothing special, just another date.
>You wanted to pull it out from behind your back, show her, and make it really special.
>But... when you saw her face, you couldn't stick to it. Not you. You gave into anxiety immediately.
>You didn't even say a word to her beforehand, not even a hi, not even a kiss, as soon as she showed up and was close to you, you dropped to the ground like someone had put a thousand kilos of weight on your balls.
>You thought you'd stutter. Fuck it up. That the words wouldn't come out of your mouth. You even had prepared to throw it away as a joke if you completely fucked it.
>But it just... came out, all at once.
>"Willyoumarryme?"
>"...What?"
>You fumbled and the box dropped out of your hands, falling to the floor. Thankfully, it didn't get forced open by the impact, or the ring would've been lost.
>You turned to her, and scrambled for the most important little box of your life.
>You stood up.
>You thought for a second, maybe you could just end it here. Run away forever. Not have to deal with the embarrassment.
>But no.
>You're going to do this.
>You patted your nice suit. You offered it up to her again, this time on your feet.
>"Will you marry me?"
>She laughed, and looked off to the side, a blush forming on her face. She couldn't believe it.
>"This is a joke, right?"
>"No."
>"Y-you're serious?"
>"Yes. I really want to do it."
>"..."
>She was shocked, just staring at you, motionless, her lips quivering as she tried to force out something, anything.
>"S..."
>"Sure!"
>"Huh?"
>She... said yes?"
>"I'll do it! Sure! Haha, why not?!"
>Jesus, the both of you are a mess.
>"I, uhm... wasn't really..."
>"Sure, let's go! Let's go get married! Let's do it right now!"
>She clasped her hands around yours, around the box held tightly in your grip.
>She seemed a little manic, trying desperately to compensate for her anxiety right now.
>But you knew she was being sincere.
>"Okay. Okay, I will."
>"Good!"
>Kronii... was now your wife.
>For the rest of your life.
>Just like that. Two bumbling idiots, fumbling around their own romantic life, barely even able to keep it together...
>...but that's exactly how you liked it. And that's how you got married.
>Not in some grand celebration, or some sappy moment during a fireworks festival, or on vacation somewhere, no...
>In a park somewhere, where the two of you lived, with you tripping over yourself and Kronii barely being able to keep her anxiety contained.
>The two idiots, together forever.
wakey wakey it's time for school...

>>12076611
given she remembers him as that one weird masochist guy maybe you're better off than him

>>12076611
You gave her over a $1000 and she doesn't remember you?
I'd be more pissed at him.

>>12076611
Akas?

>>12076572
I was just joking

>>12076541
>Nintendo
Anon...

>>12076086
Most likely a VA whose either worked in Pokemon or Fire Emblem.

>>12076572
As someone who works guest relations at cons. Vic is a total diva and insufferable asshole behind the scenes. A lot of voice actors get catty and gossip like hell when they're with each other and not in the public eye.

>>12076644
...I see how it is.

>>12076644
Are you tulpanon or fluffanon ?
I wish this will be us

>>12076718
>pokemon
>VA
ror

Currently catching up on the VOD,
I cant bring myself to soundfag the sad parts.
you guys dont mind I skip them right?

>>12076749
Don't be weak soundanon

>>12076741
Yes it's really me, the avatarfag. I don't write fluff a lot because I don't think I'm good at it, but this latest stream was a bit of a doozy and I just had to get it out of my system.

>>12076086
Why would you even do that? If it's a professional VA then that's very unprofessional and just wrong.

>>12076718
I want to say it was Claudes VA but eh he seems way to nice. Honestly it was probably just another freelance VA she was friends with on tumblr who was slightly more popular, shit happens.

>>12076709
Nintendo is pretty open with permissions if you look at all the stuff they let Hololive play.
I bet if Kronii found her WiiU and asked for Sacred Stones perms, they give it to her.

>>12076774
Assholes exist in damn near every career. It's why 'never meet your idols' is a legit thing. Hell, I'll say right now that there's a very high likelihood at least one holo is a bitch behind the scenes.

>>12076489

>>12076661
Yes.
But please dont doxx me. I have already hated my life.

>>12076802
ayame

>>12076644

>>12076805
I feel extremely frustrated yet motivated watching this.
I will get kronii to say my name one day.

Thanks.

>>12076802
Kronii is my idol...

>>12076731
I imagine most VAs are. Kind of figured as much once Sean "My sons a fag" Schemmel started getting uppity. Things are just different with 1 on 1 interactions. It takes a hell of a person to dunk on a fan that hard in private.

you got my eyes
you'll never be mine
but you got my eyes

>>12076841
My internet name is a generic Japanese word and Kronii says it sometimes because one of her paypigs also uses it as a name. Closest I'll ever get...

>>12076644
How sweet!
You fucker. I'm gonna punch your goddamn teeth in for pulling that.

>>12076809
Tbh I don't think it was the akas that got Kronii to notice me, that throwaway green supah asking her to punch me is when she started noticing my supahs. So if you wanna be seen as a schizo try that, the other ones I recall her noticing are cringy reddit meme ones like tentacult or the fawning yesman like riceronii

>>12076718
pls don't tell me it's Tara Platt

>>12076884
Technically it's not greentext so it's not part of the story, you can just pretend it's all true but deep down you know it's just words on a screen

>>12076454
THIS. this is my endgame faggots and I won't let any single ONE of you get in my way.

>>12076764
fuck it ill save the depressing tangents then.
i'll get over it

>>12076910
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I MURDER YOU SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>12076943
Why does this anatomy fuck with me

>>12076841
My real name is a survivor in DBD and she said it when playing with Gura, felt good.

If Kronii ever says something even vaguely resembling my real name, I'll have a heart attack and die on the spot.

>>12076958
Its awkward as hell looking but still fappable material

>>12076943
my throat is dry...
my legs hurt...
i fear i may never scream SEX again...
she's simply too beautiful for such vulgarity

Remember the early threads? When we treated Kronii as a sex object to dedicate our cum to and not a human being hose been hurt one too many times? I remember...

I don't usually ship characters but Kronii and Mumei have great synergy. They have the boke and tsukkomi act down.

>>12076860
A lot of the older ones are pretty laid back and will only shit talk someone if they're a complete, and insufferable asshole. In fact there was only one time I had a guest shit talked an attendee in private and that was because she was a total creeper to them so I 100% agreed with their assessment.

>>12077041
I just like those times better because it's more comfier

m-man, judging by the archives, the Marshmallow reading was a ride, glad to see you guys had fun with it, h-haha
TIMEZONE HATE
also
>she supports elf slavery
MY FLARE ABUSE FICS
MANIFEST
>marrying rich aristocrat daughter Kronii who gets off on abusing her family's elven slaves Flare and Lamy while cuckqueans Noel and Botan watch, working as servants too, so that they can at least be close by and comfort their lovers after you two are done with them
>except the times they get abused instead for being dirty elven lovers

>>12077048
>characters
Anon they are real human beings...

>>12077041
i have a backlog full of sex fics but i only want to write about kronii being happy and holding her hand at the peak of olympus looking out over the trials we overcame together

>>12077048
RED PANDA won already she even became a member today

>>12077041
I wanted to rest on Kronii's tits
Now I want Kronii to rest on my chest and then rest my head on hers

>she reads shitty and cliche isekai cause she likes to daydream and fantasize about the scenarios
Jesas Kronii it’s such a small but depressing detail.

>>12076908
Thanks gabe for advices. The other names are famous paypigs in hololive, they will move on when new toys come. I only sc and akas Kronii, so i am her personal paypig. If her manager does the right job like listing targeted paypigs, i think she will remember me.

>>12077101
That's every isekaifag. It's the ultimate form of escapism.
t. isekaifag. also shonenfag

I hope kronii wakes up early and tells me to do my best again tomorrow, work is gonna suck

>>12077101
my cute clock can't be such an escapist!

>>12077111
>listing targeted paypigs
holy shit what? is that an actual thing? kinda feels like they're just exploiting paypigs now if it is

>>12077101
The worse part she doesn't even want to be the popular hero. She just want's to be employed

>>12076805
All I can think of when I see that name.
Shovel Knight playthrough when?

>>12077145
It is called loyal customers irl. They wont turn around , willing to pay, etc..

>>12077145
>He doesn't know that other members like Noel have a spreadsheet of her paypigs or the lengths Rushia goes to keep her paypigs from become unfaithful.

>>12077145
Its been a thing with Mori since day 1 and Kiara has also started doing it. Kinda fascinating to me that this thread is the only thread that gives a shit about it though.

>>12077155
who the fuck makes "reasonable taxes" a key criteria of their escapist fantasy
god i need to save this dork

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1453234154368348169
>No puzzle piece this stream, good eye everyone. Keeping you on your toes, I like it challenging.

How are we supposed to get the rest?

>>12077199
>>12077202
>>12077210
>>12077210
>Its been a thing with Mori since day 1
oh my bad I'm a newfag so I'm not really familliar with this stuff
>>12077111
I hope you get into the list anon, good luck o7

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1453234154368348169
I bet she just forgot.

>>12077145
We always hear the same names during SC reading anyways...

>>12077041
Kronii is a fucking cartoon character and not a real person. Her VA sometimes has a few issues but she isn't Kronii, she just plays Kronii.

>>12077291
no, it was just a test didn't you read the tweet?

>>12077210
I still remember some guys from Mori like lcLapen or ghostRaider.
It sound fucked up but
The best part is both parties accept that repationship - generous patreon.
I think Kronii herself wont do it, as she read lots of greynames

>she picks the least homosexual house in Three Houses and has no hesitation about choosing Claude as her favorite
I wanna shitpost about this so bad but I will contain myself.

>>12077310
Bruh some Hololive members are exactly the same offline.

>>12077291
too busy letting us in. also I guess it makes more sense for it to drop in geimu stream rather than a zatsu stream

>>12077048
It is interesting with how quickly Mumei can assert herself onto Kronii.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyua9uJPW1E

>>12077283
damn sure that she just forgot about it :)

It's 3.2 now?

>>12077422
I can't believe she asked azure to draw her with barn owl features just so she could seduce kronii

Say whatever you want about Kronii but at least she is pure and has never had a bf.

sh-she forgot the .5 she added this morning.... oh well, she sounds so happy I cant be mad at a stupid number

Wow shes really into members huh, how parasocial we are going? I think i can a bit more.....

Why is that /u/schizo replying to himself?

>>12077422
it's easy to assert yourself on anyone if you're a total pushover

>>12077371
That doesn't mean they are their character. There is a clear distinction between Kronii and her roommate and I like to preserve that. Kronii is a character, her roommate is a person. Her roommate voices and ad libs the Kronii character.

>>12077422
I hope they have a offline meetup and start drinking. Kronii would submit and be a power button.

>>12077456

>>12077456
Update. Love this clock so much.

>>12077456
>>12077591
I love this dumb clock....

>>12077591
stop revealing how cute our clock is to filthy peasants who can't afford it

>>12077591
>>12077456
I like that kronii bro's don't discriminate. On
/who/ you will have people that look down on bottom tier membership anons.

>>12077591
>>12077456
I wish I camped out youtube posts so I could get my post pinned.

>>12077591
shes so fucking adorable holy shit

What are you hoping for from 2nd wave of outfits?

wh-what happens when we get to 10

>>12077720
That's when she changes her mind about breeding.

>>12077591
Am I the only one who gets needlessly angry after every little mistake she does? It makes me feel terrible I'll never get a girl like her...

>>12077720
She'll agree to play in a charity pickup basketball game alongside her teammates being The Count from Sesame Street, The Little Caesar's mascot, Betty White, and Brian Urlacher.

>>12077757
You problem, girls are cute when they are stupid, and its more easy to gain points if you help her without being a idiot

Maybe Kronii will put up her weighted blanket on eBay and donate money made towards charity?

>>12077707
Just a casual fit, no cat ears. I love Wada so much but Kronii is a bit overdesigned for someone thats a hikki

>>12077857
Shut up, we're getting cat ears.

She's going schizo

>>12077720
We still need to get the 7.5 surprise, so dont worry and that way we can make a better estimation

>>12077888
...We are...?

>>12077857
>cat ears

Clearly you're lacking critical information when it comes to Wada's tastes.

>>12077720
7.5 is GFE and parasocial
10 is she makes an r-18 ASMR roommate

>>12077915
but tamamo cat

AHHHHH IM REWATCHING THE VOD AND IT'S SO HARD TO WATCH HER STRUGGLING TO ASK MY QUESTION AHHHHHHHHHH IM SORRY KRONII I LOVE YOU I WANNA KMS AHHHHHHHHHH

>>12077915
Tamamo is literally a fox girl though, not a warden of time. I just want something different. The suit Kronii mentioned would be nice... Wada would draw it tight in all the right spots, with a alt that has her coat over her shoulder, holy shit I'd cum.

>>12077915
>She gets fox ears.
>Plays Please Be Happy when it happens.

>>12077857
If Kronii get's any costume that alludes to the fics I will leave these threads in fear.

>>12077913
Yes, We are.

>>12077956
That's a dog

>>12077915
>>12077956
what if bunny girl like Koyanskaya, but with optional long skirt and coat on the model so she can convert it to a sexy but formal dress

Nice oshi you guys have, if I weren't already devoted to Kiara, there's a decent chance I would have gotten incredibly attached to the Clock

we got so many kronii lore today

>>12078151
I'm sorry for your loss

JWU. Gonna do my vod reps. Were the threads good enough to do archive reps for or can they be ignored?

>>12078159
I love this Kronii face

>>12077961
>fox
That's just the same type of cat as Fubuki

>>12078201
DO IT

>>12078201
Thread was good yes

>>12078201
Yea, the threads were nice and comfy

>>12078203
What about this one?

>>12078159
>>12078237
I love Kronii's face no matter what expression it has!

>>12078237
This one makes me sad...

>>12078237
I want to hug kronii lovingly!

I don't think the bond level surprise will be an outfit. That'll be an HoloEN Council Event.

It may be an OG Song or Streaming the Most Requested Game.
But i think it'll be Animated Shorts since she can voice act. She can ask Mori for animation, Sana/Ina for Artworks and Kiara/IRyS for translations)

>>12078314
I dont really care whether we get ASMR or not but I do think it will be ASMR. She already played around with it a bit with her Fauna impression. Dunno what switch flipped in that girl but she's determined to try new stuff

>>12078151
>he chose the cock over the clock
fitting that all that's left for me to give you is this L

>>12078151
god i want to eat kiara's thighs

Why is it on /∞/ we can discuss and give constructive criticism for Kronii but on hlgg it's nothing but shitposts?

You folks got your marshmallows read? Don't think mine made it in, not really motivated to comb through the VOD which isn't even timestamped.

>>12078356
I'm not really a fan of ASMR, but i guess it may have a different effect on me if Kronii does it.
Afterall, She's the first one i membered to, sent SC and catch every stream live (tho i sometimes i only tune in for an hour)

>>12078314
It will be a cover she mixed herself

>>12078407
Yes, but I'm not saying which one was it

>>12078314
It'll be a cover of the song You're my only hope

Tourist here, what is this bond point thing?

>>12078407
Whether or not your marshmallow was read, it was still a stream worth watching

>>12078314
It'll be a collab with Panda

>>12078477
wasn't kiara just crying about how the out of company collab she wanted got rejected?

>>12078455
I think IRyS should be the one who cover it first

>>12078470
Her artist is from FGO and she likes Fire Emblem so she took a page out of their books to attatch a number to her parasocial level with chat.

>>12078523
That was specifically for Nijisanji or so the rrats say. I think indies would have it easier. The ID1 are collabing with someone who has ties with another council member

>>12078470
She has a surprised for us kronies if we reach Bond level 7.5
Each stream we get 0.1, maybe more if chat behaves. Right now were on 3.6

>>12078541
>indies would have it easier
>when the biggest vtuber company isn't allowed to collab with the second biggest
anon… your logic reps…

>>12078477
mori could collab with milkyqueen so the chances arent 0

>>12078541
>>12078523
I think its her collab with the VShojo Girl (veibae was it?)
But I prefer HoloEN away from NijIEN for now. In Management's view, HoloEN would gain nothing from a collab with them

>>12078572
Yes? Nijisanji is a special case. HoloEN has collabed with vshoujo and Mori did a collab with MilkyQueen

>>12078586
That's why I said it, I have faith

Watching her talk about books is a bit depressing for me as I’m reminded of how much I used to read but just don’t anymore. As someone who’s decided to watch more Kronii recently, she gives off the impression of a weirdly common story of asian kids who have stereotypical Asian parents that push them to be successful academically or professional to then change their tune to just wanting the child to be happy after they turn out to be a depressed wreck.

>>12078477
I don't think it would be a collab. Why have something like that be dependent on chat behavior? It would be something that's major fan service.

>>12078630
dont listen to pandaposters, they are probably panda herself

>>12078621
>then change their tune to just wanting the child to be happy after they turn out to be a depressed wreck.
This part is the one in question. Ina's family eventually turned around, Kronii however is a different case apparently...

>>12078630
sex collab with Panda

>>12078529
>>12078563
Bond level 10 had better be special then.

wwyd?
https://files.catbox.moe/4qa475.png

>>12078696
now make her disappear.

>>12078696
Please stop contributing to my worsening schizophrenia

>>12078696
Enjoy my clock sleep paralysis demon.

>>12078563
assuming she settles back into an average 4 streams per week schedule and adding the break week, we're looking at just under 10 weeks of streams to hit the threshold for first milestone. So reward around mid-January (plus or minus depending on bonus points/chat needing to get punished)

>>12078717
https://files.catbox.moe/abajp7.png
i'm sorry anon, but you couldn't save her...

>>12078837
I-I can't save anyone...

>>12078837

>>12078696
I want someone to edit everywhere at the end of time as the first pic fades into this >>12078837

>>12078837
thank you.

>>12078837

>>12078837
OSHIETE
OSHIETE YO

I wonder if she’s considered playing Omori since she’s played a lot of RPG Maker games. Loved Mori’s playthrough and wouldn’t mind watching another.

>>12078918
>errrrrrr I think Calli-senpai already played it though soo uhhhh I don't know.... maybe I'll think about it

>>12078918
Ayy lmao maybe I should have kept watching

>self-admitted tryhard poketard
Why do girls never associate themselves with Digimon aside from casual viewing. I knew girls who owned digivices but never openly gushed like they did about an electric rat.
Its not fair Digichads...

>>12078940
This shitpost falls flat when she's already played a bunch of games other holos have played before.

>>12078837
why's everyone losing their shit
she just had to stream early, she'll be back in an hour or two

>>12078985
parasocial relationship fuck up a lot of kronies
pls andastand

>>12078837

クロニーへ
あの日の悲しみさえあの日の苦しみさえ
そのすべてを愛してたあなたとともに
胸に残りはなれない苦いレモンの匂い
雨が降り止むまでは帰れない
今でもあなたはわたしの光

>>12079308
can I ask if this is a reference from something?

Still floating from supa read. Hope I can get to sleep while feeling this elated. Good night bros.

>>12079337
I'm tired of Earth...
Its people...
tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives

i don't need kronii anymore.
I'm not gonna be in a parasocial relationship with Kronii anymore.
I'm not going to spend as much time in /infinity/ anymore
I'm not going to be a schizo anymore
I'm not going to run away from life anymore
I'm not going to be sad anymore
Kronii for the sake of my own health, I cannot let you in

>>12079369
thank you!

>>12079369
I'm tired of infinity...
Its gabe...
tired of being caught in the tangle of their schizophrenia

>>12079369

>>12079382
Good job anon, now go touch some grass

>>12079382
cya tomorrow
you cannot escape this place
you are here forever or until kronii graduates

>>12076805
우유줘

>>12076644
Man, life could be so cool

>>12078884

>>12078884

>>12079382
I said these same set of words to me an hour earlier and look where I am, back here in /∞/ while thinking of Kronii's next stream and how I will try to catch her attention again. we're all stuck here anon, regardless if we let her in or not.

>>12079526
KRONII NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SWEAR I DID EVERYTHING

>>12079491
Coco threads still get made, Anon... There's no escape, even in Kronii's graduation.

>>12079526
why would she leave her swords behind

>>12078884
What part of it?

>>12077551
Please just leave. You dont belong here

>>12079491
>>12079541
w-what if i have more of a parasocial relationship with /∞/ than with kronii

>>12079702
>with /∞/
anon then that means you have a parasocial relationship with me, the 51 IPs in this thread is all me.

>>12079702
get in four and spread your cheeks
i am gonna abuse your feelings for me

>>12079620
"it's just a burning memory"

Wait just a fucking minute she lifted bond levels straight from Fire Emblem (a game she’s obsessed with) At maximum bond level units can get paired endings where more often than not they marry each other and with the introduction of the Player Unit they can also marry (You). She’s setting everyone up for the ultimate GFE and cause mass goslings worldwide.

>>12079702
is this tulpanon?

>>12079795
>She’s setting everyone up for the ultimate GFE
heh just how I like it

>>12079615
because she plans on coming back, duh
alternatively she's passing on the role of Warden to (You)

>>12079702
Anon...

>>12079795
guess what
A and S supports generally take a good deal longer to get than C
i'd say we're about C right now
7.5 is B support
and we're gonna be stuck at that will they won't they part of the story for a LONG time

>>12079862
To be fair, you can't get S rank with all units either.

if i don't wake up earlier than kronii tomorrow then im going to be really upset!

She was clearly pushing herself talking for nearly 4 hours nonstop. I hope she's able to rest well before the DBD collab.

>>12080339
it's okay I gave her a glass of water after the stream :)

>>12080359
Thanks Joel

>>12079775
You mean:
>get on all fours

>>12080424
eslanon trying to dominate someone plis ahndastando

idol outfit
or
bond level 7.5
what will happen first?

>>12080339
Yeah, i'm really worried that Kronii is pushing herself a bit too much now. I'm glad she's trying to improve, but she shouldn't over do it so quickly. I'm happy she will take a week long break soon to recover, but i'll suggest that she maybe takes the 2nd week off as well, or eases into it slowly with only a few streaming days. She needs her sleep.

>>12080751
>idol outfit
>implying EN 3D any time before 2050

I dont know maaan. Her acting today seems off. Her mind.. So far away.

>new IP

>>12077456
she's so autistic ... i need to gift her a bike helmet ASAP... for her own safety

>>12078884
https://files.catbox.moe/7adktl.webm
T. never use a video editor before but I can't sleep

>>12080846
anon......

>>12080846

>>12080751
it'll only take 40 streams to reach 7.5 if we're good boys

Good night tick tock fan

>>12080846
any resident writefags that is still active willing to write some depressing shit?

Kronies... doko...?

>>12081249
they're dead. I killed all of them

>>12081263
the women (lol) and the children too?

>>12081263
I lived bitch.

>>12076022
Thread making fag here, I'm going to sleep.
Whoever makes the next thread please be sure to update the bond level to 3.6.

>>12081263
you cannot kill me because...
i am not 100% kronie

>>12081372
you're gonna regret announcing that anon
*teleports behind you*

>>12081418
AMOGUS

>>12081418
Kronie SUS

am I the only one who unironically want /∞/ plays among us?

>>12081578
If only Kronii join

>>12081418

>>12081578
am I the only one who unironically wants /∞/ to play among us?
>>12081611
Only if Kronii joins.

>>12081639
look at her go!

>>12081578
I would play

>>12081652
never gonna happen unless fluff dresses up as kronii

Kromies? More like Kromosexuals.

>>12081787
haha nice one kronii!

>>12081787
shut the fuck up nerd *kisses you*

>>12081787
/∞/ suffers from menheragay

>>12076541
Not gonna get those grinding streams, our only chance in seeing parts of it is if the EN side gets a similar sponsorship the JP side did where they conducted a tournament among themselves. Kronii can brag about the details on what she's done to minmax her mons... only to lose to Mumei playing a pokemon that has a OHKO move.

I don't get it, why can Mori threads discuss dox-lite info but we can't even talk about HER other channel?

Here’s the plan.

Voice reps. Singing reps. Build a social media following with video game fan music. Use that to transition relatively easily into streaming, using a basic chuuba model and a simple character. Give my 10-20view audience a fun little meta story arc over the course of a couple weeks using stream tech and the creative writing degree I just finished.

Holostars EN comes. Use everything so far to market myself to Cover as an innovator, planning on slow burn character lore shenanigans unprecedented even by Godchama. Nail the audition. Land the spot.

Act as if nothing is out of the ordinary. Debut. Wow everyone who attends with an original song and an absurd dedication to kayfabe. Build a slow but steady following as myself and my genmates slowly make the community realise the potential of EN males.

Combine my writing and voice reps to do lighthearted audiobook streams of things I’ve written (and also submitted fanfiction, sufficiently screened of course). Small-scale innovation, but something that might catch the attention of other voice acting holos. For example, Kronii. Bring Kronii on as a guest to voice the female characters since my voice is too deep to do them justice. Light banter during the stream. A few friendly Twitter interactions in the following weeks. A couple mildly flirty DMs.

And then, I ghost her completely. Having given the lonely autist her first, slightest taste of potentially romantic, personal, male attention in years, she will need more. I will not give it. I will never give it. She will wonder what she did wrong. What she could have done differently. She will hurt. She will suffer.

I will NOT save her.

I will leave her to boil in her frustration and worry. All the pain that she gave me as a fan, I shall return to her as a coworker. I may contact her again every few weeks or months, however frequently is necessary to ensure she doesn’t get a chance to convince herself to forget about me, but I will go no further than messages that intentionally toe the line between friendly and flirty. Dumb clock won’t know the difference.

I will continue as a holostar as normal. All my time not spent eating, resting, showering, or streaming will be spent on reps. I will become her perfect man. I will give my viewers a parasocial relationship tailored specifically for her. Relatable. Humble. Honest. And to twist that giant, serrated knife, I will demonstrate ever so slightly more appreciation towards her genmates than towards her.

This will continue until she graduates. I will be there at the ceremony, smiling a polite goodbye. Afterwards in private, I will tell her that it’s a shame we never spoke more because I really liked her, and then never message her again. My manager wouldn’t like me talking to a non-Holo after all.

Best case scenario, she’s /here/. Then, she will know to fear my coming. That’ll be a solid year or two of latent dread before the true nightmare begins.

now, where the FUCK are my meds??

>>12081843
Why would you want to become like mori threads even

>>12081763
I was correcting their English.

>>12081810
going around kissing random anons?
fucking whore

>>12081849
Worth the effort to find out if she is here or not

>>12081815
you guys are just regular prison gay lol

>>12081849
>he's unaware the Hololive managers are /here/

>>12081918
if the audition comes and i fail it i'm gonna cope by saying they saw that post and are gatekeeping storyteller chuubas because of it lol

>>12081843
There's nothing to discuss. Mori's other self is active, Kronii's is not.

>>12081896
we are just lonely...

>I ask of you, Kronie.
>Are you my Master?
https://files.catbox.moe/yjyutc.png

>>12082011
There are lots of requests about fans mascot, so i think you can post these designs for us Kronies on twitter and use illustrate tag.
I think our design has high chance to be official

>>12082152
not cute enough
does any other holo have a fan mascot that isn't completely emasculated?

>>12081849
You need to have talent to begin with for reps to work, anon.

>>12081418
>>12081435
>>12081478
>>12081639
kronii and ina have the most erotic breast in hololive
https://litter.catbox.moe/4741o5.png

>>12082307
That's not my dick...

>>12082300
Lucky I've got talent too then huh

>>12082367
Show us

>>12082382
>giving out free entertainment in current year
what kinda commie do you think I am

>>12082307
Ina too big

>>12082011
no go back to where you came from

>>12082409
Coward. No balls, no talent, no hope.

>>12082437
>Coward
okay that part's pretty true

>>12082448
>anon is a coward
>I am a coward
WE ARE

>>12082419
what Servant were you trying to summon then

All these niggers talking about being in Homostars EN when it's gonna be me who will get accepted, it's gonna be me who will make every single anon here seethe as I move ever so slowly to kronii, it's gonna be me who will cuck every paypigs kronii has, it's gonna be me who will make her giggle with my absolutely killer sense of humor, it's gonna be me who will break hololive's culture of completely alienating their male branch. But don't worry though I won't make it obvious for all of you, it will be very subtle, so subtle that not any rrat talking about how much I want to bury my throbbing dick inside kronii will always just be that, a retarded rrat from this retarded website. Mark my words fuckers, you better start praying yagoo doesn't fuck with the concept of Holostars EN because that will be the beginning of the end of this severely mentally unstable, clingy, schizo thread oh and P.S. the keyword will be Vanilla sooo if you see that word any of the member's first tweet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA then good luck buddy because you're fucked your oshi too HAHAHAHAHHA I'll fuck her every night and recreate every fic gabe ever made

>>12082881
Bro, no, Gabe has written some nasty, fucked up shit. Don't try it.

>>12082881
i wonder what cover's gonna think when they realise that all their best applicants are rabid kronies who've done a million reps just trying to beat each other to kronii's hand in marriage

>>12082979
sound hot, can make a manhwa out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEMJJ8hojU
Reminder that bicycles have caused injuries to Kronii and once could have had her forget herself completely, meaning she might never have gotten into vtubing. So don't advocate for people who have bicycling as part of their identity/popularity.

>>12083542
I'm now a takeshi anti
fuck this bicycle loving whore

>>12077371
Ah remember when people concluded that Matsuri was totally a menhera femcel virgin because of how her roommate was posting stuff like her Hololive self? Only for then the hand incident to happen, among other stuff like her spilling out that she hadn't had a boyfriend for X amount of years, implying she actually did have one before at least.

>>12078314
Like I said in a previous thread, its got to be that she's got a model that removes the white part over her outfit, just like Mumei or the art for Fauna and Baelz has shown.

>elves are only good for slavery
Kronii's pretty based.

>>12083716
jokes on you it's gonna be a big fluffy turtleneck sweater with long ass sleeves and a teacup prop that she can sip from
also her hair will be both longer and VERY messy

>>12078356
>Dunno what switch flipped in that girl but she's determined to try new stuff
Ketamine. She'll be back to normal by next week.

I will literally conquer the galaxy for Kronii

Kronii looks like a praying mantis

>>12083937
I WANT TO BE EATEN BY KRONII
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12083937
like a good catholic girl should

You shouldn't have tried to take Kronii from me.

>Kronii likes DOA
lesbian or bi rrats gaining momentum again.

>>12084004
Take her? Oh you poor fool, you can have her. What's left of her anyway. The broken mess I will leave behind.

>>12084107
what does mumei pee taste like?

>>12084107

>>12083634
>hand incident to happen
Qrd? I haven't kept up on festival.

>>12084145

Kroniichiwa Ourobros! I woke up very late today but that's ok, still riding the high of Kronii's stream! How are you doing?

>>12084316
I'm gonna be leaving for Los Angeles in about 4 more hours for a trip to Disneyland. I haven't been there in 7 years so I'm interested to see how things have changed.

>>12084316
good day!
doing regular!

>>12084316
doing uni reps again

>>12084316
fluff...

>>12084316
fluff... i missed you...

Bros I can't tell you how much I love Kronii. No past boyfriend bullshit drama so I don't have to worry about any potential relationship issues to come up.

>>12084505
You sure?
t.her current boyfriend

>>12084505
Seems like a pretty shallow reason to love her anon, but you do you

>>12084551
I'm sorry man, that's just how I am. I can't financially support any type of Vtuber if I know she is in a relationship. Call me shallow or whatever but it is what it is.

>>12084505
>he doesn't know

>>12084652
>lives with strict Korean parents
You clearly don't know Korean culture.

>>12084714
bro do you have any idea how many Korean women with "strict parents" I've slept with

>>12084037
Autistic women are almost always bi, just like how gay furries are almost exclusively autistic men. Something about being on the spectrum messes up your sex drive.

>handholding

>>12084928
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>12084868
Gonna say a big ol' goose egg there, tough guy.

I love her so much

Did she share her new PC's specs?

>>12085070
Nope

>>12085070
We'll probably have to wait for a minecraft stream to see it

Kronies seem to have this obsession with being noticed by Kronii, I find it strange because none of the other EN fanbases have that. Not even Ame's goslings.
Is it because she interacts with her viewers more than usual?

>>12085121
I still never understood why Ame had so many goslings in the beginning, was it literally just the one superliminal stream?

>>12085121
Or maybe it's just a handful always talking about it and you're a retard for generalising the behaviour to all kronies when you don't for teamates.

>>12085148
0o0

>>12085148
>Sorry girls, I'll put it back. Didn't mean to shock you with its ginormity

the tv I use to watch kronii suddenly broke down....

>>12085171
I watched her superliminal stream live but I wasn't here back then, can you spoonfeed me on what was the board's reaction about it?

>>12085231
It was /jp/ back then I believe, pre amegeddon

>>12085148
I'll bet my left nut bae will get ignored atleast once on stream

>>12084928
I want to hold hands with Kronii and kiss her clock!!!!

>>12085248
Such a safe bet, anon, you need to atleast risk a bit more

>>12085251
why are you like this?

>>12085171
Pretty much, yes. Newfriends don't realize it, but those early streams were not only streams, they were entire events that everyone was watching. Ame's Superliminal, Mori's Mad Father, Gura's karaoke, Ina's Call of Cthulhu, Kiara's SM64 - those first streams were huge. Gura's karaokes even got stickies, just so Hololive threads wouldn't wipe the entirety of /jp/.
So Ame's entire fanbase was formed by those Superliminal streams, and it was pure GFE.

>>12085121
Speaking of Kronii's notice.
Here are 2 comments that got her like and and reply after she woke up yesterady. Can some airmchair psychology anon or some critics anon make a sum up on how to get her notice ?
I desperately need her validation as life sustain

>>12085299
meds

>>12085148
>6 members
How? I thought that game only had 5 people