/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12141747
>henchou will never tenderly caress you on stream
I wish I was that pumpkin

KFPbros...

>>12141747
damn thats a cute girl

this one

Kiara should have just done this instead.

:)

>>12141747
I love her

>>12142680
oh wait this dude was married
never occurred to me

if I want Kiara to like me, do you think this is achievable natty?

I love Ina!

I promise I won't post bait, so can I just have (You) ?

KIARA LOVE

>>12141747
ABAYO

>>12141747
yab

Okayu beat the god comps in a minigame!

this one please

Tower....

>12142898
no!

I don't think Kiara will be able to figure out how to make eyes.

moomer stream today... nice...

Why is there a thread with an Ollie OP

I've never carved a pumpkin, is it fun?

bloop? whose 'dat?

>>12142849
Deadbeats = Tumblr
Teamates = Reddit
Chumbuds = Instagram
fuck the other thread

>>12142763
Just talk to her normally, Mori.

>>012142898

>>12142902
Love!

Thoughts?

T-this pumpkin is gonna look great...

>>12142928
KEK

>>12142928
only good one so far

>>12142928
despite the memes this is best so far.

>>12142923
oops...

>>12142928
Slap em hard Kiara

>>12142939
Egg thoughts

It's over...

>Kiara is left handed
It all makes sense to me now.

>>12142733
Imagine playing shitty FOTD.

>>12142928
can't blame her

>>12142954
you forgor

>>12142956
FUCKING DELETE THIS

What a tiny pumpkin

i hope she comes back

>>12142929
Yup. Its nice to make stuff with your hands.

>>12142954
Just like moomers...

Imagine those gloved hands jerking you off until climax

>>12142929
carving part is fun, but gutting the pumpkin is horrible

>>12142929
Not really. It's tedious, precise handiwork. It smells awful and the inside of the pumpkin is this vile, slimy mass you have to scoop out painstakingly or else it rots super quickly.

>>12142928
Kek

>>12142939
dangerous thoughts

>>12142928
Based

>>12142939
knife safety thoughts

OH NONONO FOOTBROS

>>12142962
How many Holos are left handed?

>draws the faces
>cuts it out anyways
why is she like this?

Your nuts. Hand them over

God Bloop is so cute and fuckable

FEET MENTION

>>12142938
>012142898
>0
>It still works
Is this known technology?
test
>>00012142938

GOD DAMN IT! STOP MAKING COMPLETE CUTS

2021... I am forgotten...

>>12142956
>>12142968
Kek

I ship Gura & Selen

>>12142928
I’LL TAKE IT

>>12142967
Is there a reason she hasn’t come back yet other than the dog? I guess she really loved it huh?

>>12142938
That one worked. Thank you.

>>12142929
Yeah its fun.

>>12142995
She's having fun!

yeah shes not gonna be able to handle that one

Bloop is just gonna be a hole lmao

>>12142928
needs a soundpost and it will be perfect

>>12142995
The purpose is having an entertaining stream, not an excellent carving

Kiara I think that's too high level...

>>12142997
but Risu, this is a blue board!

STOP BULLYING MY POOR DOG

>>12143011
it wasn't the dog that died, it was her husband... me... heaven has good wi-fi

STREAM SPARKS

Bloop is really cute.. What did he do to Gura to be so hated by her?

GUYS ITS THE SQUID GAME THING

>>12142680

>>12142976
>horrible
That's a bit of an overreaction

>
>
>

STREAM SPARKS

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>
>

>>12142929
It's pretty neat if you have a cool idea. You it doesn't smell good, but you can take the seeds and roast them, and honey roast or caramelize them for an amazing treat.

A pumpkin carving competition would be interesting in Squid Game, am I right guys?

Did you know that melons are also commonly carved for Halloween?

Did Pekora steal the hand-cam with black gloves on idea from Kiara?

>>12142995
This is a pumpkin art stream.

>>12142898

>>12143011
yeah anon, it's me

>>12142997
Not for 2 days, Risu.
You will have my nut then.
https://youtu.be/8Jz0hUbu1mw

I'm enjoying Kiara bbut out of nowhere I remembered the fun fomr yesterday's collabs and now I feel kinda bad she's not in them, I wish she plays DbD witht hem at elast once.

how the fuck sparks hit 2M before Violet? Takos explain

>Sparks hits 2m
>Meanwhile Polkas memesong skyrockets but her Kino sad song doesnt do shit in numbers
Pain...

She's going to fuck this up spectacularly

>>12143043
Bloop slapped Ame in front of Yagoo

That pumpkin is as hollow as a teamates head.

too easy

Kiara just calmly expects me to travel into the future in order to stream her new cover song.
I'm doing it but this is where I draw the line.

There is no way Bloop is coming out of this unmangled

So far in the DBD Fauna has fewer views than Bael and like half of what Kronii has, what happened saplings, already bored of your oshi?

It look like Kiara is planning to make a dish out of Bloop

>>12143011
The dog death thing was just an excuse, she's still recovering from surgery to get a malignant tumor removed, I hope she'll be ok.

>>12143068
Nah, she should stay away

I miss Fauna...

https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1453759681373999106?s=20
cute bird!

>>12143094
this is true. i was the tumor

I just ____ up, we're pumpkin posting now? Not complaining, but surprised, I guess.
Any of you guys planning on making a pumpkin? Maybe have an extra one you can make a joke for us with?

>>12142956
fucking Kek

>>12143057
From Ame obviously

>>12143094
Any substance for this rrat though?

>>12141747
wtf this is literally doxx

>>12143082
Cat is skillful! Cat is cute!

Watch Flare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkrmljFwS5k

>>12143088
She's kind of a non-entity on collabs.

cumkeks called out

First time in a while Bloop has been acknowledged and Kiara is about to skin him alive

>J*U
>finally got the email from Geekjack that i’m getting my Mori merch
They really do take forever

>>12143094
dyrb

Is Sparks a good song? Why does she talk about it so much? I don't listen to Hololive music because I'm not mentally retarded.

Kiara kidnapped Bloop and is skinning him alive, oh god...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Who is bloop

>>12143110
I'll post my big pumpkins for you :)

>you don't even use your mascot anyway
kek

>>12142962
>She's left handed
>I jerk off with my left hand

It's all coming together

>>12143070
Actual answer? Its a fine song but its not really loop able.

I WANNA RAPE SHION I WANNA RAPE SHION I WANNA RAPE SHION I WANNA RAPE SHION I WANNA RAPE SHION I WANNA RAPE SHION

>>12143105
She's really an aunt...

>Kiara calling out Gura about bloop
Kek, Free my nigga bloop

>another moment where she passively-aggressively calls out Gura
Remember when she went "you don't read superchats anyway.." in that collab? kek

Get ready to call the german ambulance

KIARA THOSE GLOVES ARE NOT MADE FROM KEVLAR THEY WON'T PROTECT YOU STUPID BIRD!

>>12143053
>it doesn't smell good
You reminded me of that short VN about family killing their kid, putting remains of his head into a pumpkin and sticking it on top of his corpse and pretending nothing is wrong like forcing their daughter to sleep in the same room as his rotting corpse
It was interesting

we're about to witness Kiara impaling her hand live on stream

>>12143094
fuck you
t.tumor in sana

My brain is fucked, whenever she strokes the pumpkin it does things to me
Why am I like this

>>12143120
but i don't understand what she is saying

>>12141747

>>12143131
>"Is Sparks a good song?"
>refuses to find out
I don't think it matters much to you if it is or not, does it

Kiara, please phrase your pumpkin in the form of NO PAINT DAUBS!

>>12142939

>>12143131
STREAM SPARKS is a meme, even the nijiENs have mentioned it

>>12143120
I want to see flare's hole wink!

>>12143131
It's pretty catchy.

>>12143131

>>12143146

>>12143163
Does your cock look like a pumpkin or something

>>12143113
It's been all over her roommate's twitter for a while, I'm surprised it doesn't get brought up more

>>12143131
She doesn’t. It’s a meme now. The only way for you to find out is to stre

watamage better not try anything right now

>Kiara's left handed
>I'm left handed
WE ARE

ko'one this isn't gonna work...

>>12143151
I don't even think theres any malice behind it, Its just that esl autism that makes it sound that way

>>12143131
It inspired a classic.

>>12143070
Well, ignoring opinions on either song, Sparks has had higher view gains for the last month and a half.

>>12143140
Gura's BF

>>12142898
Why do (You) want one so bad?

>>12143151
Wasn't it directed at Ina? Gura did took that personally, and started to read them.

>>12143178
Good lord, look at the time!

>>12143131
Sparks is what you'd expect to hear if it was Hololive instead of Toon Squad playing basketball against invaders from space.

>>12143183

>>12143110
I'm thinking about. If there weren't cameras around my building I'd drop one off my balcony.

So... Do you still go trick or treating anons?

>bloops only appears on streams to be ridiculed
why doesn't anyone respect him?

>>12143171
kek really?

>She wants KFP to go deeper

what did she mean by this

Imagine coming home to your chickenwife cooking and giving her a surprise hug from behind…

>>12143155
She probably thinks a kevlar vest actually makes you take no damage from bullets.

FUCK YOU WALUIGI SHE WAS RIGHT THERE

>>12143110
im gonna be carving one but i havent thought of a design yet

>>12143131
i rike it

>>12143062
>>12143198
Thank (You)

>>12143131
>Why does she talk about it so much?
the answer lies in this image

>>12143088
She has nearly zero presence during collabs.

>>12143180
that roomate is me

BULLSHIT

>>12143165
kek

>>12143188
LEFT HANDED

ENHANCE

>>12143180
This nigga

I once peeled off a bit of the tip of my finger with a potato peeler

>>12143188
THE DEVIL'S CHILDREN

>using the end of a potato peeler
We're reaching retard levels not thought possible...

YOU DUMB BITCH THAT IS TOO REFLECTIVE

>>12143151
She was making a joke about Ina and Gura felt called out because she was guilty about it. Ame even joined in to joke.

>>12143151
It was directed at Ina but I guess shizo minds tend to forget the important bits in favor of rrats.

That constant slipping of the tool is causing me too much anxiety.

>>12143188
FAKING IT FOR ATTENTION. LEFT HANDED PEOPLE DONT ACTUALLY EXIST

>>12143208
I'm twenty-three, I'm an old man now, I can't do it anymore.
I'm at the ripe old age where you have to be content with sitting at home and being the cool guy who gives actual candy bars instead of shitty chunks.

>>12143209
Bloop is Gura's Adam Eget

>>12143209
Because he's a fucking pervert.

>>12143161
interesting. in the last visual novel i played, you take the role of a (female) nurse who is presented with the option to romance other (likewise female) nurses at her workplace.

>>12143188
hey, me too!

Why are these minigames reminding me of squid game?

>>12143165
Kek

>>12143131
I think the lyrics are inspiring.

WTF Kiara is alone? I fucking thought she had a boyfriend. Did /qa/ lie to me AGAIN?

This looks like a full cosplay not just her hands, incredible. She really is cosplaying as herself.

everything on television is true!

>>12143266
Dead game

>that slip
What the fuck

>>12143271
Because you've become a faggot.

>>12143271
They are fun

>>12143271
Because you're a media-poisoned normalfag zoomer.

I carved a pumpkin with a girl once and then she didn't want it, so I kept it for months and came on it a few times

I grew tired of okakoro, they should take 11 months break like pekomiko

>>12143208
I'm on candy giveout duty, and take all my favorites out of the box

>>12143214
This is the only time I know
https://youtu.be/Sdl3jsQCXsI?t=71

>>12143260
Based candy anon

Is everybody the same, or are they different?

>youtube search "pumpkin carving tutorial for beginners"
was that really so hard kiara?

>>12143151
iirc, that whole situation was even funnier. Kiara meant that remark for Ina actually, but Gura jumped on it because she felt also called out instead

Boo

>>12143266
Why Ina?

>>12143279
she isn't ready to talk about me yet

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1453761891554058246

>>12143296
Let's not share everything next time anon.

>>12143290
>>12143293
I never watched Squid Game (and never will)

>>12143279
They didn’t lie, that boyfriend is me.

>>12143280
Just looks like a pumpkin to me, anon.

>>12143280
Mad props to Kiara for being in character

>>12143308
I see you just opened the stream retardchama

>>12143280
KFP are pretty hung desu

>>12143216
I'm having sex with her right now

my front porch has a small engine rusting on it with chains on top and other random junk scattered around with leaves everywhere

Thoughts?

Meimei a cute!

>>12143308
she watched one! she saw them use the cool miniature bendy saw and thought "I will just use my kitchen knives, they're basically the same"

>>12143258
>pushing the peeler towards the other hand
she's just begging to get gouged

Bloop looks mangled as fuck

>>12143279
>/qa/
>Reliable information
Wut?

based home imrpovment chad

>>12143308
She already talked about doing that my dude

>>12143293
yeah, yeah, keep crying about it, old man, keep watching the Holos that do the same thing

I read from /pol/ that Tim Allen was canceled. Why?

Rosalina is a disgusting cow that cheats at games.

>It doesnt happen in New York City
Expect it does, Theres a house in the bronx known for being completely covered in christmas decorations all year long

>>12143209
He's a fucking asshole always blocking the important views in fanart

I don't think so, Ki.

>>12143279
Sorry, she told me to be quiet after I was working out too loud.

>>12143302
A shame that there planned collab is kill for the time being.

>>12143308
She did, but you need to follow the tutorial, not just watch it a few times and then do a carving alone.

You can watch a shit ton of "how to ride a bike" videos and still fall flat on your ass when you get on the first time.

HOME IMPROVEMENTCHADS RISE UP

>>12143349
UOH

>>12143322
The KDA song? That's cool

>>12143266
>>12143317

>>12143279
How tf did they turn Kiara's roommate's (actual roommate not "roommate") boyfriend into her boyfriend. These smooth brains are desperate for a yab

>>12143316
Does Ghost Ame have milky white ghost nipples?

ANOTHER ROUND YES

Destroyed by the bot

As expected.

>spastics
well there goes the VoD i guess

>>12142946
>>12142950
>>12142951
>>12142955
>>12142964
>>12142982
>>12142984
>>12143014
>>12143032
as you wish
edited the original image a little bit too, one finger was too blocky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOlHNwTgRsk
Astel got reinforcements

>>12143279
why the fuck would you stream with your boyfriend in the same room

>>12143325
The reflection anon. You can't see her but you can see the colors of what she is wearing, orange and white with a little of blue.

>>12143334
sounds like the start of a nice spooky atmosphere

>>12143302
It's less of case of NijiEN than it is Pomu and Kiara being interested in each other

>>12143349
Stop going to /pol/ and stop trying to shoehorn political discussion, its cringe

>>12143349
Who isn't these days?

>>12143334
Wow, that's pretty good theming anon, I'm sure the kids will be spooked by the "old abandoned haunted house in middle America" vibe you're going for

>>12143316
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FGHCUKL

>Caché

>>12143381
b-basedo

>>12143349
Didn't he smuggle cocaine in 70s?

based donkey bros. he's gonna win this time.

>>12143385
Take your meds anon...

>>12143360
that's a terrible comparison anon. Like literally kiara tier IQ thing to say

Sorry KFP she only cares what Gordon says while doing this stream

>>12143280
I think her shadow was visible on her cooking stream at one point and you could see the 2 hats

remember the time she said "riajuus" and chat thought she said "real jews"

>>12143349
He's just a standard conservative, nothing big.

Stop talking and start carving chicken

>>12143381
unfathomably based, take my most prized (you)

>>12143405
why?

>>12143381
great job

>>12143385
Meds

My money's on DK

>>12143399
DK expert is not one to be fucked with.

>>12143349
He was a tool, man

>>12143279

BLOOP IS GETTING LOBOTOMIZED

>>12143419
The talking is the point son

I like Ina, but the moment she collabs with a male she is fucking dead to me.

>>12143322
Some one draw Cali in KDA Akali's outfit.... Onegai...

>>12143411
shut it down

>>12143337
perplexed thoughts

>>12143073
Potato chips vs. vegetables, you'll never steer yourself wrong by making trash for idiots.

kino

>>12143398
And water is wet because everyone did Anon

>>12141747
Looks like fucked up headphones. Stretching them out like that.

>>12143450
why are kfp like this

>>12143349
I've been cancelled too who cares just watch irys you useless oaf

>>12143188
STATISTICALLY MORE LIKELY TO DIE YOUNG THAN RIGHT HANDED PEOPLE

Euro?

>>12143337
>The owl got spooked too

>>12143279
I'm her boyfriend but I just stepped out while she streams.

>>12143409
I'll check but if you can timestamp that would be appreciated.

>>12143381
Basado

>>12143450
Based idolchad

>>12143384
Matuli...

>>12143203
I wanna see that movie. Kiara would do the NBA Jam.

Owls are pretty birds

>>12143411
https://files.catbox.moe/ftb6ph.mp4

>>12141744
>>12141744
>>12141744
>>12141744
Well? I thought Gura wasn't gonna do it? I bet you feel like a huge drooling retard now. huh? Wallow in shame, dumbass.

>>12143450
Ina has already collabed with Yuul.

>>12143381
the stars certainly aligned, with you along with it

>Gordon ramsay wouldn't say that, it's a slur in the uk
What the fuck are they talking about?

I want to carve pumpkins too, this looks fun. No one does this where I live

>>12143279
She doesn't have a boyfriend, but she's banging her best friend's boyfriend. She's banging her best friend too.

>>12143450
OH NO NO NO NO

>>12143381
wwww

>>12143381
You beautiful man. Take my (you)

>>12143450
Michael from Pixiv....

>>12143088
It was a ways outside Fauna's regular hours and Saplings had already received a great stream.

>>12143450
Micheal-san...

Rrats obliterated

>>12143228
She has nearly zero presence in streams in general buddy.

>>12143450
Michael...

>>12143458
god I miss that SOUL. 2 was the best.

>>12143398
He did time in jail for it.

>>12143491
YUUL IS FEMALE

I heard from /trash/ that I'm gay and retarded, is this true?

>>12143450
Michaelu...

>>12143502
>banging her best friends boyfriend
He wishes. He should get back to fixing Kiara's house while she fucks his girlfriend in front of him

>>12143537
Proof?

Kiar....

ko'one that sound wasn't cute...

>>12143320
>>12143323
>>12143355
>>12143476
So where do you guys hang out while she's streaming? Like, do you all go somewhere together, or just do things alone, or what?

>>12143450
Micheal...

>>12143487
>Implying owls are birds

>>12143538
I'm so sorry bro...

>>12143538
yes

>>12143551

>>12143538
Yeah. Wanna jack off together?

>>12143450
Mori...

>>12143337
That cat just shit itself

>>12143431
one requires real experience cause you need to get a sense of balance, while the other one just requires correct tools and not being retarded. Are you really this stupid? Are you the kind of person that will start spouting food analogies? Grow a fucking brain retard

>>12143498
spastic carries similar weight to retard

>Okayu noticed the dice sound changing between games

Holy Mario Party autism.

>>12143381
"Based"

>>12143552
>you guys
>guys
>s
Anon, these are all me.

>>12143556
What are they then anon, reptiles?

Those are the most common pumpkins here....

>>12142928
>>12143468
>veins
HOLY BASED
SAUCE ON THE ART?

>>12143522
Its got to suck being a mouse. Either you get hunted down by giant felines and birds or get poisoned or stomped on by humans

>>12143538
Why would you be in /trash/ if you WEREN'T gay and/or retarded?

>>12143279
/qa/ thinks kiara has a boyfriend?

KFP... your oshi...

>>12143381
Amazing

>>12143552
I don't live with her to avoid yabs

>>12143577
Ye

>Reine's small fertilized eggs
UOH

Hey anons, been in a coma since the Mythversary. Where are the new outfits?

I want to butternut inside of Kiara

>>12143577
Flying/normal types dumbass

>>12143552
I just sit on the toilet watching her stream on the phone. Sometimes Chonkers scratches on the door.

>>12143498
Spastic. Just read up the wikipedia page for why it's considered a bad word in the UK.

huh, Germans are dumb as shit

>>12143587
yeah me

>>12143043
Laged her computer when he was out, she has a new computer now but the stigma remained

>>12143587
they're not wrong because that boyfriend is me

GO OKAYU GO

I want to be squashed by Kiara's pumpkins...
I want to pump into Kiara and make kins with her...

GOD CAT

>>12143611
Good thing Kiara isn't German

Damn Okayu how hard did you press those buttons

>>12143546
Rental boyfriend is triggering the saviorfag in me

>>12143537
Female (boy) you mean

>>12143552
We're slightly off screen. We stand up and silently stare at the wall until the stream ends.

>66.60 m
yab

>>12143250
You joke, but my father went to a school taught by nuns and they genuinely did the "tie your left hand behind your back until you write properly" thing. Which was better than the nuns who just beat him with a ruler.

>>12143587
they take old random photos of her at conventions or stream events with males and say they are her boyfriend

Who would be the best GF in EN and who would be the worst?

>>12143611
No wonder they lost the war

Isn't this cat too powerful?

The baddest is such a generic basic bitch song

Should have been pop star

>>12143625
eh, she's close enough.

Owl are still pretty. Post more please. Mumei is okay too

>>12143611
No you. If I order peperoni pizza I want spicy green or red peppers on it, not sausage.

>>12143626
Okayu's the best masher in hololive, she even trained Subaru for a competition. Subaru then went and won that competition.

>>12143587
It's a shame you had to learn it this way anon but yes, I am her boyfriend.

>>12143382
>doesn't use live2d
Not a vtuber.

>>12143607
That seems like a big exaggeration to me and I fucking live there.

>>12143640
Did he get to fuck any of the nuns?

Kiara you dumbass

I like Anon, but the moment he collabs with a female he is fucking dead to me.

>>12143646
By what metrics?

RIP Bloop massacred beyond belief

>>12143621
>ywn rub Kiara's swollen preggo ankles

how come yoshi has a female counterpart even though she is already a girl?

>>12143565
Carving anything requires skills, you can have the most perfect tools in the world and still apply the wrong pressure, carve the wrong part, move too fast, etc.

>>12143279
I can't believe we've reached the point where doxxfags hang out in fucking /qa/ to post the bait that gets them chased off here. Priceless.

>>12143646
Oga

Sooooo.... Someone told me Kiara was cute? Is that true? I mean...

Aren't you supposed to use a knife to carve a pumpkin? Why is she using that dull scoop?

>>12143450
anon....

>>12142902
MUCH LOVE

>>12143552
I have multiple personalities and multiple smart fridges.

>>12143640
Yeah my dad was left handed but his mom just took the pencil out of his hand every time she saw him using it. thankfully he wasn't tied up for heresy (as far as I know)

>>12143646
Mori and mori

>>12143381
based

>>12143678
>Birdo
>A girl
lol
lmao

>>12143687
its fun!

>>12143649
they didn't, look at where the US and EU are now.
pozzed and pathetic

Hey KFP, made some exploitables of your oshi's hands if you want to use them.

Here they are individually:
https://files.catbox.moe/46zky5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ujocyx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ewrr13.png

this is scuffed as shit how do yuropoors not understand how carving a pumpkin works lmao

>>12143625
1938, remember the great unification of Austria and Germany

Kiara is ripping out Bloops eyes and enjoying it....

>>12143687
You're a dull scoop

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1453763304006897666
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1453763304006897666
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1453763304006897666
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1453763304006897666
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1453763304006897666
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1453763304006897666
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1453763304006897666

>>12143569
turbo autism cat!

bloop....had a hard life....

Bloop isn't looking so hot

>>12143580
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5634334

bloop is in pain

>>12143686
Very much so!