/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah doko?

>>12457218

furry love

>>12457236
dumb wahposter

My FAT FLUFFY squirrel stack giving me money

>>12457293
When do we start selling Risu?

>>12457318
>start
I have done nothing but sell Risu for three days.

>>12457318
Yesterday.

>>12457301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

Ohhh Konnui

post 'em

>>12457559

>>12457559

It dropped to 752 after I took the screenshot.

I don't get it why do people post about Konnui

>>12457693
>why dies konnui post about konnui

>>12457559

>>12457693
Few schizos hate the guy so its funny

>>12457693
>people

>>12457318
If you're selling, now would be a good time to start. I want to believe in the Triple Bounce, but I'm not confident in it.

I hate you people, I find this strange language sexy as hell now because of Ollie and Risu...

>>12457559
>Risu went to the moon
>Crabbed anyway
Good thing I had all those nuts stored for the winter. This could've been dangerous.

>>12457793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIxAjhF22VA

>>12458007
stop I can't handle that one again.
>Risu is talking about how she learned to be condescending with "bless her heart"

Finally Haatocoin returns some fucking value.

>>12458083
I love when Risu rolls her Rs.

>>12458229
>she says "YOO rope"
oh my God. come be a reverse green card wife Risu.

is the divegrass team going to use the same kits as vtleague?
i will make you the preview type that fits into the infobox correctly if so

>>12458460
Wait for manager-san's answer.
Thank you. I was going to try it myself but I sperged out on actually making Wikipedia generate it and forgot.

>>12458543
wtf is going on here

>>12458543
>Raymond James
??

Susan, I need you to freeze Risu's numbers for a day
Sincerely, a poorfag that didn't get in on the moon

>>12458543
honk-chan looking cute

>>12458938
It's the texture for our divegrass kit, so it looks "unfolded". Left to right, top to bottom
>captain's armband unseen, because >[Deleted] was Rushia's model, kitless
>back of shirt
>PESMaster logo ignored
>long sleeves
>back of shirt won't repeat
>socks
>short sleeves
>front of shirt
>shorts
>>12458980
was jork and "signing" the kit/team after snorting addy, the previews I was showing the thread at the time deliberately hid the left arm

>>12457693
Cus he is the best player and coolest guy.

Ina'n'vestment, buy your own jeb_, you've been paying 1k every 15 minutes since yesterday

>If you want to bust once a week that's OK
She gave me permission. Time to find the most degenerate Risu smut I can.

>you need to explain to her very gently so you can give her your warm nut

>>12459607
she needs more lewds

>>12459090

I wish Risu would sit on my face.
All I want to do is eat her pussy until she cums she doesn't even have to touch me FUCK
Risu is a GODDESS and I NEED to worship her.

>>12460087
>oh fun

>>12460087
>Towa Tower poker

i thought they fixed how item expiry works
my unsold hat has been bouncing around for hours, just keeps resetting back to 15min left
i hope im not getting charged the 4k per hour extension fee for this.
I thought the extension fee was for not selling itself, not for this boomeranging is it just in limbo now till i bite half the hats value in cancellation

>>12460087
>tupac kenzokus

>>12460438
just buy your own item anon

>>12460488
kek. saved

>>12460087
PUT ANDROMEDA ON ONE OF THOSE ALREADY

Good morning, I am buying Towa 5x

schizo-kun came back last thread and i missed damn it

>>12461345
soft belly for pinching

>>12461519

>>12461105
Sorry. I'm actually in the middle of organizing all the crap I've uploaded to Catbox. that one had just come up, was still on my clipboard
fucking opus...part of WebRTC, prompts a download in Google's own browser unless it's renamed to .ogg. been renaming this goofy picture of maririn to check them all one by one. also 「自分勝手Dazzling」 goes hard, I can't get enough of it.

>>12461345
Good morning, we are laundering money.

am retarded. I think they both work exactly the same.

>>12461707
Not yet, every divvies I'm giving imyourtarget 5mil though.

>>12460008
Source?

I contacted Cover's legal department directly, enjoy it while you can.

>>12462006
i love you, want to go on a date sometime? you seem like a pretty funny person

>WU
>Waiting for the 8:05 to hit
>Start selling "Become"
Finally, a good week

>>12462088
only if i get to have sex with suisei

>>12461707
hi, it's me, ur kenzoku
>12462006
>thinking Cover's legal department will give a flying fuck about a game that 69 autists play on a mongolian basketweaving forum
kek. retardchama, are you familiar with the phrases "free advertising" and "good publicity"?
if anything, this thread makes them money. more than they would have to spend litigating it. lawyers are not cheap. and Cover smartly understands "good publicity"
I have two memberships and a bunch of merch I wouldn't have had otherwise were it not for all of (You) sharing good streams and shilling certain mengens
it took a whole lot + coordination with Kson just to get them to move on that doxxfag. and that was something that was theoretically losing them money, as he was monetized.

I don't think I ever shared the beeg bibi since the smaller crop was enough to wear in game. For OC, dozo.

>>12462006
If not bait, that's a woman moment right there.

>>12462170
>hi, it's me, ur kenzoku
Whats the password

What's going to happen when DST ends and EDT -> EST this Sunday?
>adjustment still happens at 09:05 server time
>server time is now EST
>adjustment happens at 14:05 UTC
or
>adjustment remains at 13:05 UTC
>server time is now UTC-5
>adjustment happens at 08:05 EST

I love Tower!

>>12462444
DST gets fucked because no one sane uses it

>>12462438
I love towa's big cock

I love Konnui!

>>12462444
No more adjustments, from now on everything will be player driven, volatility will be higher too.
Now sell Towa until it turns into a fucking pennystock.

how are you niggers struggling with time zones

I love Konnui!

>>12462438
Good morning, I am buying Towa 5x.

>>12462540
Shut up kroniigger, not everyone belives in these "timezone" magic bullshit

>>12462487
>>12462565
Wrong answer.

>>12457793
Indog isnt flattering to listen to at all but hey, at least its not Chinese

>>12462540
I'm not. I am genuinely wondering how nasfaq implements time. different places observe the end of daylight savings/summer time at different dates, because burgers are retarded and keep changing it when they get bored.
If it's tied to UTC, it will end up happening at 08:05 Eastern. If it's actually tied to [America/New York] like the clock on nasfaq suggests, it will just be an hour later for everyone else. The info page says "ET" - so I would assume it's the latter, but if you request yesterday's history using the activity page, this is the API request:
> getHistory?timestamp=1635825600000
Unix timestamps are inherently UTC
Tue Nov 02 2021 04:00:00 UTC+0000
Tue Nov 02 2021 00:00:00 UTC-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
depending on how this actually works and whether or not devs thought of this, or whatever little widget they're using to handle the calendar on the activity page is doing, it could break the activity page?

>>12462853
This is a valid concern, but I think it would be funnier if it just broke things.

>>12462963
I fucked up my soundpost because of autorandomizer.

>>12462853
>it will just be an hour later for everyone else
that's one more hour of sleep. this please

>>12462853
>it could break the activity page
So just another day then? Nothing new on that breaking

>>12462963
I mean, it won't break shit entirely. You'll just start seeing activity for 11PM-11PM for Nov7th onwards instead of 12AM-12AM. Or...1AM-1AM for all dates prior.
>>12463022
only if you already observed the end of summer time last week somewhere else in the world. if you're a burger, it won't be an hour later unless you're in Arizona or Hawaiʻi.
>>12463179
kek

>>12462853
People were bitching about the info page saying it was ET but the clock actually showing EDT so I think it's fair to say it's going to be an hour later in first world countries.

>>12462853
You know what annoys me? No one draws kronii like this. They always concentrate on the tits. Her god-tier waist, thighs, and her highcut (not)underwea, which are the her main selling points, never gets noticed

>>12463324
that's because shes literally tits on a stick

>>12463320
I mean, "ET" is non-specific, it means either EDT or EST.

>>12462438

>>12462487
>>12462565
>>12463983
You will never be a Kenzoku. You have no Towa oshi mark, you don't own enough Towa, you are not on the Towa leaderboard. You are a poor man twisted by money and clout into a crude mockery of Kenzoku perfection.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, I'm buying civia

>>12464712
Please take care not to buy too much too fast, or the price will overinflate irreparably.

>>12464646
i am yet to be any of those things, will you take me back?

Just 4 hats go.

>>12465137
honk let me stack towa hats i will spend all my money on it

>Punishing players by your own, dev, mistakes
Imagine being this much of a faggot

>>12466866
school over so you came back mr.schizo?

>school over so you came back mr.schizo?

>>12467003

>I'm a faggot

>>12467939
>>I'm a faggot

When is the great reset gonna happen?

>>12468581
Never.
Testing aacgain.exe. Fuck opus.

>>12469983
>loud soundpost
>opus mention at all
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>12469983
flare would never cheat on her wife like that!

>>12470168

>>12470082
>new IP
(You) deserve what happens to you if you change the filename to listen to this one [sound=files.catbox.moe%2F956wrb.opus]

>>12470168

>>12470082
His are all quiet, you niggers broke him. Now my ears bleed when I switch to another soundpost after playing the word cloud.
>>12460087
>>12461749
>>12469983
How many did I miss?

a few >12457236 >12457738
b-b-baka. 10Q

>>12470916
I opened the Kiara one. Goodwill revoked.

>>12470290
>new ip
I guess my internet is being retarded again then
>>12470719
I know, it's tradition at this point, nothing wrong with poking a bit of fun

>>12471072
>Warns you not to open it
>Doens't directly tie it to the image so you can't open it by accident.
>Opens it anyway
>Blames the soundpost maker

>>12471129
>Anonymous (34)
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
how have you not used these powers for evil yet? you could make Marineschizo look like an amateur

Praying for a mega red day from Susan so I can somehow spend $57mil in two days.

Good job killing the game with auction

>>12471169
I'm not that much of a schizo, but I should try to have some fun before it gets fixed I guess

>>12471276
can you use your powers to have 20 different ips say they love konnui

>>12471165
WHAT?

>>12471276
>Anonymous (35)
Just please don't shit our general up with it. try flinging shit in whatever garbage anti/bait thread is cluttering up the catalog. if you try it in /hlgg/ you'll attract meidos.

When the fuck is BBB going to stop screwing around and attack the Suisei oshiboard?
>Miko is clearly smitten with Suisei
>Miko is a known blonde-chaser
>ergo and thusly, Suisei must be secretly blonde.
Irrefutable logic and I expect BBB to have 1k cometcoin by the end of the week.

When did the schizo become a mikoposter?

>>12471387
by that logic maririn is a blonde too. plus the streak coming off her hat.
>>12471412
>Anonymous (36)
somebody stop this man.

>>12471387
Think he has to worry about the fact that Tako Instruments is gonna overtake him on all the blonde "real" oshiboards before that

>>12471427
wait, what the fuck, I never put any thought into this before
>the TOP of the ponytail is blonde
>the bottom is red
The red is a dye job? MARIRIN?!

>>12471427
>>12471478
What the actual fuck I've never noticed that

>>12471478
isn't marine a pirate cosplayer, its plausible that she has blonde hair for real

>>12471290
I love konnui!
maybe during dead hours
>>12471369
I'll see what I can do

>>12471448
I ain't worried too much. It was never about being the best. The coins that Tako is overtaking me on are also really high right now, so I'd be endangering my long-term position by trying to compete with a Top 20 player with like 10x my networth. I'm a retard with a chart, not stupid.

>>12471590
BBB please don't oshicoin Maririn. Her divs are shit!
>>12471571
>Anonymous (37)
kek

>>12471412
>Anonymous (36)
Hey that's not even me, nice to see someone else fucking with the timeline

>was going to tell Sandrio I'd post another Jeb_ on a 2h timer for him if he lost the auction
>he's already won the other one
Ah well.

Also Irregular if you're in the thread, bid on and buy a Fubuki Hat when you get the opportunity. I will reimburse you the cost of the hat.

>>12471645
>not a new IP
tsk

>>12471666
nice digits Satan. for you and your poorest oshiboard member.

>>12471666
After spending 3+m on gasha I decided to spend more in the auction, save Ina'n'vestment from farming more extension fees and be done with jeb_ acquisition

smiles I hate you when did you snipe this out from under me

>>12471688
Happy?

Joe love

>>12471882
I got sniped by Dancer earlier but my bad for not paying attention to end timers.

>>12471889

>>12471925
I wish Bee Ame would stick her long honey gathering tongue in my fucking ear and lick my ear canal clean.

>>12471958
anon? you okay?

>>12471979
More than fine.
Well, I'm not perfect because Bee Ame isn't tongue-cleaning my ear.
But otherwise, yeah.

>>12472262
I can tongue clean your ear for you.

>>12471906
Hey joe
>>12471958
>>12472262
Hey cypher

>>12472383
try again.

>>12471639
>BBB please don't oshicoin Maririn.
I don't currently have any plans to. In fact, by my estimate I'll have liquidated my Marine by next Monday, at which point she'll begin normalizing, causing her to crash or stabilize at her current price.
My current "dumb idiot" target is Civia, since I had 3 good weeks in a row that I could profit off of (which is the main reason Tako Instruments is so close; I've been skimming off the top with Aki and Mel since they've had a lot of big payout days). I did have to give up position on Iofi for a bit because I got a bigger profit off of Halloween than most, but I can recover that no problem.
Right now I'm trying to build position in Watame, Polka, and Civia.
>Why are you sharing this information with us.
Because it doesn't matter if you know.

>>12472383
>Cypher
You will literally never guess who I am and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
>>12472361
Do you look like Bee Ame this is somewhat important.

>>12472480
Hey BBB, just don't buy Towa and we're friends :)

>>12472665
I'm blonde, short, and have a fairly long tongue, don't know if thats close enough for you

>positions in Civia
what would drive a man to do this

>>12472739
Respect for the deceased

>>12472739
being chinese and being anti-hololive

>>12472383
You failed

>>12472726
I'll book you in for a trial run later.
Your wig and outfit will be provided for you.

>>12472840
Alright, see you then

>>12472739
I have a theme to keep up.

>>12472677
Your oshi cuts too good a profit on too regular a basis. I'll never be a threat to you, but I'm gonna buy.

>>12472839

>>12472898
I prefer if no one buys Towa in general though, especially if for profit.

>>12472982
My Towa membership ends tomorrow
I'd say I'm gonna miss her but I don't think I really will

>>12472982
You're not going to be able to stop that. Your oshi's about to explode in value. If they weren't already, more people are going to be buying her soon, especially if they've done their reps like I have.

>>12472480
>I'll have liquidated my Marine by next Monday
I had to check your wallet
>40
You really do hate divs, huh? You had weeks to stock up!
>build position in Watame

>>12473052
Spoonfeed me, I'm retarded. Is APEX getting cancelled?

>>12473147
DID SOMEBODY SAY APEX?

>>12473000
Are you that one guy in the Towa thread that constantly says they don't love Towa and don't think they really will?
>>12473052
I can always put forth an effort to discourage Towa purchasing, especially when she routinely gives poor divs. Although Towa is always inclining, the main source of success in the game nowadays comes from divs, and Towa will never give good divs. I have no real issue with people buying her, only when they don't sell her when she holds no value to them, especially in that future "spike".

>Towa
>worth ANYTHING

>>12473110
My playstyle devalues dividends since I'm able to micromanage purchases to maximize profits on sales later. I had something like 300 Marine earlier this week.
Dividends are mostly used as a buffer, insurance on long-term investments, and to evade taxes. I make way more off of daytrading than dividends could ever hope to pay me per coin.

>>12473263
Towa is for daytrading and raunchy sex.
>>12473297
Sooooo, you still play like I used to pre-jet? You DO have a chart. Maybe I should try that again.

>>12473263
no I try not to shitpost Towa (anymore) I've just grown apart from her
she had a bunch of menhera arcs and between that and stale APEX content + growing severity of nasal voice I just kinda lost interest. I also watch a LOT of Vtubers so I don't have time for her.

>>12461749
.opus one won't play on my end, but the .ogg will
>>12469983
touhou love!

>>12473373
Fine, if you daytrade, but you won't ever have sex with her, that's my responsibility.
>>12473385
I honestly disagree with the entirety of this post, the menhera arcs aren't anywhere near bad recently, APEX content has honestly been better than ever with cpt, bora, and others with really fun collabs between them, and severity of her nasal voice has legitimately been going down for the longest time now.

>>12473542
>recently
>Membership Length: 1 year 30 days

>>12473521
oh, shit. thanks Anon.
I deleted the opus one, it was a test to see if they both played back identically.
2hu love. senchou love. furea love. sankisei love.

>>12473669
Anon, again, I'm not arguing against the time you've spent with Towa, I'm just saying if something happened recently that caused your stance change, I just flatly disagree with that.

>>12471221
I'm not THAT ESL you zooming faggot at least pretend to try for fucks sake

>>12473831
It's just smiles looking for attention because he got rejected by his nasfaq crush again

>>12473831
I knew
go to sleep ojisan.

here to declare no time to cheat because busy
fuck schizos

>>12473373
>You DO have a chart.
Obviously I have charts, but I don't have an autotrader anymore, if that's what you're talking about. I never made my own and I don't feel like trying to make the ones in the archive do what I need them to do without breaking the server. I just use zhonkbot and keep an eye on it throughout the day.

If you guys are ever wondering what degree of autism I use for day-to-day play, I literally just check schedules, predict what streams will do well, and buy those coins when they go red. Then I set up buy/sell orders based on two factors
>How far from their last 3 adjustments they are.
>How far from my MPP the adjustment is.
And then I'll buy and sell in increments of 10 for these coins, or increments of 25 buy/10 sell if it's a blonde. If the coin crabs but still moves significantly away from MPP, I'll buy/sell in increments of 5 just in case. I do not typically use multibuy and I do not typically get all 144 cycles in a day, so I make estimates on purchases based on 125 cycles instead.
I also don't hold for very long most of the time. If you ever look at my wallet and see more than 150 in a coin, I'm either building up for something, it's been on a long red streak, or it's a blonde. Pic may be related.

>>12473952
>good shit
thanks.
I should go back to checking stream schedules again, but nah. buy red sell green, keep moar if she has big tits, keep boobaboard position away from mikofag.

>>12474089
I've made some dumb gambles based on rrats as well, some of which pay out (I succesfully predicted that kson having a major event would give Coco a surge indirectly) and some of which don't (I'm bagholding on Ui a bit harder than I'd like, although she's a blonde so it's fine in the long run).

.

>>12473952
I cannot believe BBB has faith in MPP. Blasphemous.

>>12474785
what did he mean by this

>>12474910
its actually ms honks

>>12474945
imagine....

>>12475292
Yeah, imagine...

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>12475616
He missed it.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 4,843,180, a 1.35% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 84,968. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 274,050 shares, or 5.66% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 11,304 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 40):
>Ina'nis :: +7.3% Not 8%? Takos are slacking.
>Noel :: +5.7%
>Baelz :: +4.8%
>Nachoneko :: +4.7%
>Botan :: +4.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Risu :: -7.2%
>Amelia & Nabi :: -3.7%
>IRyS :: -3.4%
>Melfissa :: -3.2%
>Lamy & Mumei :: -2.5%

12 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $100,750.06, which is an increase of 3.86% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $59,850,298,546.95, which is an increase of 5.56% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $12,357.64. A total of 11 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $5,561,885,857.50 in total market value, or 9.29% of market value.
>Nabi currently has the lowest value, at $88,829,723.46 in total market value, or 0.15% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Risu :: +47.8%
>Mumei :: +32.2%
>Calliope :: +27.1%
>Lamy :: +26.4%
>Noel :: +23%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 18):
>Ina'nis :: -28.3%
>Rushia :: -24.1%
>Fauna :: -14.2%
>Amelia :: -13.7%
>Baelz :: -11.9%

25 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $69,385,845, which is an increase of 9.07% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $71,455,715.77 today, a decrease of 21.46% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 18):
>Roboco :: +8.2%
>Fubuki :: +5.7%
>Towa :: +4.7%
>Flare :: +3.6%
>Amelia :: +3.4%
>Mio :: +3%
>Kiara & Haato :: +2.2%
>AZKi :: +2.1%
>Watame :: +1.8%
>Marine :: +1.2%

39 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

aren't hats supposed to be added immediately when it's already listed in the past auction tab?

>>12476274
>39 coins did not receive any Superchats today.
I can save them...

>>12476307
I had to refresh the site

>>12476384
thanks, that works. was worried i lost an item

Stop falseflagging as me, you fucking faggots. Go back to the aggiecord.

A network

>>12476458
Why is the avatarfag throwing a fit?

>>12476458
Are you the mikoman? If so, I really like your bubbles, thanks for doing them from time to time

>>12476541
mom look, I'm in the network!

>>12474859
Long-term investments are a bigger deal than a lot of people seem to think, and MPP is the absolute best tool to determine how your investments stack up long term. It's considered a meme because most investing people do is either the kind that you'll never sell (oshicoins/divviecoins) or the kind where you'll sell as soon as it goes significantly green anyway (major stream payouts/brap cycle), both cases where MPP is relatively useless.
In essence
>MPP
>Mattering
and
>MPP
>Not mattering
are both true. Which is why it makes great FUD. The strongest FUD is the truth.

Stop falseflagging as me, you fucking faggots. I'm trying to have some time alone with shionbro

>>12476636
don't spoonfeed like that anon

>>12476636
I want to rape ui

>>12476653
he's gone. you have to let go

>>12476636
>Long-term investments
Sure

Mikofags are the cancer of the community

>>12476860
How many places have YOU climbed in the past 2 weeks? How many did you lose?

After all this time, I found him. That time-traveling mortal has given me enough problems already. Not only does he possess an ability that no mortal should have, but he is also trying to change this timeline. Heretical. It seems that after our last meeting, he has been trapped in a tangle of past and future events, a cage made of his memories that he can't escape. I almost feel pity for him. It doesn't matter what he is trapped in; I have to send him back dead or alive. My duty to protect time is absolute.

>>12476636
Use rolling average price rather than MPP, then. Or, for true long-term investments, use ROI. There are many other statistics more worthwhile than it - MPP is a meme to me because all it measures, in the long run, is roughly the average price you were willing to buy the coin for, which is not only subjective, but also potentially misleading.
You should sell divviecoins if you lack the liquid to buy (temporarily) better coins. The ultimate trading strategy is optimal shifting of capital.

>>12477063
Here's your popcorn, sir. I presume you're here for the Lorepost?

>>12477063
>New player on the field

haha so what if I have schizophrenia?
It's a super power.

>>12477605
Anonchama?

He's right, people like to look down on it but schizo autism is a super power. Talking to yourself while unveiling the reality of this world is truly something else

>>12477744
i get to choose what my coping mechanism is, ok?

>>12477744
Post the ame one, I like how it looks

>>12477851

>>12477744
i need to breed this morichama
i bet she has sharp teeth

>>12477892
Thanks, Mori's color scheme is really the best

>>12477744
Rosemi Lovelock...

>>12477919
Final one.

>>12476274
>Nabi currently has the lowest value, at $88,829,723.46 in total market value, or 0.15% of market value.
My monkey brain doesn't understand what this means, but it makes me sad every time I see it.
Is my incessant oshibuying helping, or contributing to the problem?
I ain't stoppin', regardless.

>>12477942
More like Rosemi Lovecock!

>>12476541
Is it just me or that Placeholder has no receiving end despite being in the middle

>>12478006
Total Market Value is Value * Volume, so you take the Bid and multiply it by the number of coins in circulation. % of Market Value is how much that coin's Total Market Value is of the overall Total Market Value of all coins.
Basically, nobody's buying Nabi and she's not worth as much as other coins of similar volume.

>>12476653
Shionbro is dead… The accident wasnt your fault

How is the legal action report to Cover? I want to be freed from the game

>>12477284
Based edit

>>12477063
The plot thickens

>>12478006
If you oshicoin her like konnui/tower/mogu, I'll guarantee she wont be the lowest anymore

>>12477103
>the ultimate trading strategy is optimal shifting of capital
couldnt agree more

>>12478175
Hm? But wouldn't that equation put Pochimaru in last, considering both her bid price and volume are lower?
I would ask if the report were outdated, but 4,000 coins is a little too significant for a day or two, no?
>>12478449
Good to know. Though I don't consider high volumes of low-value coins to be impressive, I still want to hoard hundreds of thousands of Nabicoin by the end.

>>12477821

>>12478006
Unrelated but how much gains are you getting from selling items?

>>12478013
Wish she'd love my cock.

>>12477892
Mormelia Catson looks like a girl that used to bully autistic kids until one day she herself got diagnosed

>>12478703
“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”

Kawaiiope!

>>12478703
the deepest lore

>>12477744
>>12477892
>>12477997
Mori-san kakkoii

>>12478656
Yeah, you and me both.

>>12478928
Kakkoii to kawaii

>>12478987
to be honest I'd settle for Finana

>>12478616
Well, all-in-all I've made a net-positive of ~15mil. Raising me many ranks closer to being back in the top 100. And that's after investing nearly half of it back into gacha.
I never expected it to last; The hat market has already slowed down considerably, so profits are all but dried up. Gacha is basically like mining for gold, but sadly only Bae ears, Luna Crowns, Nabi hats and Fauna Horns are in demand, so I think that it's become much less practical to make money this way.

>>12479032
I'd settle with the fish whore, but I wouldn't be happy. For me, it's the morbidly obese asian chick.
t. not an architect

>>12479091
hahahaha imagine her laughter while you're fucking her

>>12479176
That's cum.

Congrats sandrio and gura board!

>>12480439
It's lit.
Now if only the other oshiboards could tardwrangle their members.

>>12480491
almost every oshiboard besides gura has a corpse on it

>>12480491
>tardwrangle
can't leash the dead anon

>>12480439
us deadbeats are doing pretty alright for meta coin, goomba gets a pass due bonebross and shitbird too thanks to takamori
inb4 >cope

Hey archive anons, what the fuck happened?

>>12480491
I'd try to get mine to, but they aren't in a position to spend so much money on hats and jebs. Coordination is a bit awkward too, so organizing money laundering would be too much. Same for a lot of boards. And of course, there are corpses.

>>12480585
Meant for >>12480491
But congrats to the gura board!

>>12480603
i dont feel good bros...

>>12480603
>from 94k to 0
It's fucking nothing, she's gonna crab
Unless weekly views fuck her over harder, haven't done my poi reps in moths so I forgor how that works

>>12480603
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be Lunaito
>shit and piss yourself
Just an average Wednesday evening

any anons have the hat list? tyia

Honk, how much hassle would it be to implement a "collection" page that shows every gacha item in the game in a grid, with items you don't own being a black silhouette?

>>12479091
which one is morbidly obese, asking as an architect
not nyanners though fuck nyanners traitor bitch

>>12481011
check smiles items or something

>>12479065
I see, its a lot higher than I expected, I thought you were on a minus on how cheap you're selling your wares. But in the end it's still RNG based so I didn't want to do it.

>>12481112
Selen. She ate too many burgers.

>>12481174
I
Fuck
Fat
Bitches

TFT...
Step away from the hat.

>>12481411
Nenepro... what have you done... now everyone is going to fight you

>>12481411
I refuse, it's mine nepnep.

>>12476458
>>12476653
>>12476871

>>12477229
thank you anon, it's beautiful

>>12477063
>>12477284

>>12481457
I'd rather see it reach a ludicrous price and give in than lose one on one. If I can't get what I want, then I will have chaos.
>>12481514
I'll get you back. Sometime, somewhere, you're gonna be mildly inconvenienced.

>>12471666
>>12471783
Where's your boy Irregular at? I'm not going to let M take a hat for $4k.

Alright you win, I'm not spending over 1.5 million for a hat

>>12481893
Pussy

If you want it, then you're gonna have to take it. But you already knew that.

>>12481893
>over 1.5 million for a hat

>>12481924
oh I'm coming for it

>>12481937

>>12481888
it's going to be funny though

>>12481888
I'm worried he might be a filthy non-thread poster, it's entirely possible.

>>12481978

>>12481973
Time to finish this, Applause, once and for all.

>>12481614
Not if I mildly inconvenience you first

>>12481978
Yab.
>>12482008
Yab.
>>12481987
Yab.

>>12482008
50m for a 150k hat. foolishness

>>12482052
what kinda idiot buys a hat for $50mil

>>12481983
>can just bid on it myself
ok

>>12482035

honk please increase the bid cooldown to 5mins
>>12482070
cheaters

>>12482091
Big talk for a little man.

>>12482087
>50% of your minimum bid as a cancellation fee.
It doesn't scale with future bids, does it? You listed it for like 1000 starting so it'd cost literally nothing to cancel it in an hour or so.

>>12482146
hats off heh to you nenebro, I can't go that high you are lucky it isn't divvy day

I have come into wealth recently, and I somehow have to spend $40mil+ in 2 days.

>>12482203
supa it all to kronii

>>12482154
what? who actually pays the cancellation fee? it's $5000 minimum to cancel anyways, and it uses the current bid, not starting. were you not paying attention to spaget? I can just bid on it and buy it from myself for the 5% bid fee.
speaking of, do these people know they're paying $4k/hr for their unsold shit?

>>12482246
I'm a little bored so I'll participate in an auction.
>>12482248
Soppy made a floor post saying how he can't cancel.

>>12482248
>were you not paying attention
No I can't afford to pay attention, I'm barely making ends meet as is.

chart anon, any chance you can make a chart for the auction? the biggest winner (sells) and losers (buy) can be an interesting stat to look at

>>12482187
I- I'm playing poker with a 2 and 3 hand here. From $1m+ I was just trying to see if I could get TFT to be the last one to bid an exorbitant amount and leave him with the hat + a hole in his wallet. I uh- I think I'm uber fucked if I actually try to win this now. I already threw away like 10m yesterday.
>>12482289
If that's you, I think you've won, Harem. I will be financially ruined if I bid any higher. Congratulations, you get the hat.

>>12482448
Don't worry, I'll put it on auction immediately afterwards cause I don't really care for the hat, I just wanted to fuck around. It was just a show of strength for me.

>>12482289
I bought it from them. Why did they not just bid on it? 5% of $11k is $550. Less than one fifteen minute extension...
>>12482374
ms. honk said she updated that, but that message still doesn't paint a full picture. The fine print on the auction page says "or $5000, whichever is greater".

>>12482248
>$4k/hr
I'm sorry. It's just so nothingburger that I can't bring myself to care.

>>12482448
kek, I was doing the same, threw up 90% of my liquid at the auction, now I need to wait 15m to go fuck with someone else

>>12482448
>>12482535
You two realize you've pissed away 5% of every bid you made, right? Non-refundable.

>giving all this money to tako instruments
True cringe

>>12482606
I'm having fun, you think I care about a 5%?

>>12482485
It was fun fucking around, kept me occupied for a little while. Thanks.
>>12482535
Hands off the Ina hat.
>>12482606
It's been worth it, I've had a good time.

>>12482503
You've got three. and $4k is conveniently about how much your oshi is worth. You're lighting 3 Nabi coins on fire/hr. 72 coins per day. Half of what you can buy in one day.

>>12482608
I legitimately do not care for takos and any money they may make from my fun. Auctions are the most fun I've had in this game in a while, and a lot of it comes from the bugs and player interactions that we've never really had. More player interactions please honk.

>>12482448
>From $1m+ I was just trying to see if I could get TFT to be the last one to bid an exorbitant amount and leave him with the hat + a hole in his wallet.
You can't bait me when I was baiting you

>>12482392
If somebody can yoink all of the buy/sell auction data or tell me how to get it, I can break it down, but I don't know how to get it for myself.

>>12482666
>666

>>12482741
>takos
He's a bot

>auctions are actually everyone baiting each other

>>12482772
This anon seemed to have figured it out, I don't think he did it all manually hopefully.
>>12476541

>>12482704
Anon, I can sell any of the millions of common-tier hats I have for the equivalent of 24 hours worth of missed sales to poorfags anytime I want, even after the crashed market for them. I think I'm fine.

>>12482741
>More player interactions please honk.

>>12482791
Isn't that even more pathetic for takodachis?

>>12481987
I think that's the case. We have some sellers that doesn't use the thread so it's entirely possible

>>12482741
>>12482843
honk, when can we short?

>>12482745
It was a gaslighting competition. We were BOTH baiting each other. I really had zero desire to actually win the hat past the million mark, I just wanted to fool you into thinking I was intent on keeping it. Did it work?

>>12482818
>to poorfags
>t. 109th place
Anon...

yeah auctions are cool but how do I bid on a NASFAQ bf/gf

>>12482931
With hard work and dedication, I've already gotten one myself.

>>12476541
first network im in!

>>12482485
>It was just a show of strength for me.
Show of strength for Tower you mean

>>12482976
Where is Tower's name on the auction? Nowhere. It's my success.

>>12482960
>Towa/Kanata
Basically cheating.

>>12476541

>>12482608
>>12482791
Cope
>>12482853
Don't fall for priestess tricks, he's just forever ass blasted that he'll never the number one Tako in the leaderboard because Instruments is the better player

>the closest social life that i have is nasfaq auction baiting
ngmi

>>12482997
Your money itself is Tower's so I can't really consider it as your success

>>12483027
The bot has gained sentience.

>>12483055
>not even trying to deny it
I accept your concession

>>12480603
My bad, the script hasn't been running since saturday when google revoked another set of keys. Didn't have the time to make any since I was busy absolutely seething at group uni assessment doing it all at the last moment because I got baited by cumstains making me think they were actually doing work. Fuck C, fuck multithreading/pthreads and FUCK groupwork

https://pastebin.com/11c2mfwD

>>12483019
If you want a cute date, you should try harder anon, I didn't get mine for free.
>>12483027
This is true.
>>12483048
No I'm using the mysterious money that appeared for a while from auction outbidding. All the money from Tower is being used towards buying Towa.

>>12482882
Nope you failed sadly since I immediately knew that was your intention. Gomen

>>12483094

>>12482918
Hold on, let me also look through the list of bargain-bin responses.
Hmm.
Ah yes.
"Post wallet"