/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

F-first kronie?

>tfw starting to feel the urge to post my first "Kronies doko?"
No... mustn't... be clingy... must... do reps... become... strong... independent... kronie...

>>12665240
first step is to admit i am proud clingy kronie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzKY6zrcRaI
Kronii with the slick dodge.

>>12665240
Hello there fellow clingy Kronie!

>>12665240
>"Kronies doko?"
You said it.

>>12665254
>>12665288
SHUT UP
>>12665293
SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>12665311
HE LOVES US

>>12665240
ONE OF US

>>12665335
tf?

Kroniichiwa Ourobros! How are you all doing today? I was wondering if there are any fluff prompts the clingy Kronies have that I can note down? I am going on holisay next week so I can spend some time om the trip to writefag again

>>12665398
Listening to the rain with kronie

>>12665398
Also i just woke up, pleasd ignore my spelling errors :(

>>12665398
>Meeting up with Kronii!
>Going to the next strip club with Kronii!
>Slash fic ensues with Kronii!
>>12665414
Tch, I was about to call you out on it.

Tfw second doesn't know I exist and I've been here since 0:00

>>12665412
Stop injecting your fujo fantasies into this thread Kronii

>>12665438
>he's only been here since 0:00
wow you are like a little baby
I still remember arguing whether we should just name ourselves after the rolling clock or /∞/ (and then ended up doing both)

>>12665448
>Kronii is a clingy Kronie
Naruhodo...

>>12665467
part of me wishes i was an artist
but then i remember that i'm horribly insistent on comparing everything i make with others and apparently artists have it real bad when it comes to that so i'd end up feeling even more worthless every time i see art i consider better than my own

putting kroniis toast in a blender and feeding it to her like how mother birds puke food back up into baby birds throats because she's too depressed to chew food

>>12665520
It's okay. You might neither be an artist nor able to become one. But you're just one typo away from being called one, my fellow autist.

>>12665529
Inability to chew isn't a depressed trait anon...

>>12665529
?

>>12665398
>how are you today
dreading whether to work on todays stream soundclips or delay it and work on it on kronii's stream break. Basically i'm procrastinating right now heh.

>>12665552
let me google that for you.com/catatonic depression

>>12665572
Soundanon... take a break if you must! There's no rush!

>>12665572
soundanon's finally hitting his burn-out point...

>>12665572
Break now or break later are your choices it seems, that and quit I suppose.

>>12665617
I was hoping it'd stop at 12 minutes

>>12665572
>"you're mine" missing

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I'm somewhat sad, I hoped her first sponsorship would be something like last year's Yakuza 7 for Mori and Kiara, but I think there's been like a single other actually good sponsorship since then with Tales of Arise

>>12665651
Nvm my retardedness, I was blind

I think Kronii is cute

>>12665780
NO, kronii isnt cute!
she is kakkoi

>>12665803
Kool Kute Kronii!

>>12665824
Kakkoi Kawaii Kronii!

>>12665911
That's a good slogan. I should make some tshirts with an acronym for that!

So meidos take a break on Sundays or something?

>>12665945
We are the kakkoi kawaii kronies!

>>12666002
should have been the member name

>>12665998
They only looke at the report queue once every hours or so.

>>12665588
>>12665613
>>12665638
>thank you for your concern, im okay really.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/2x6iy0.mp3
i needed to vent out I guess lol. gonna continue working on this later. Wont get anything done by procrastinating.
Thanks for the motivation lol.

I sometimes wish I have a partner for doing this lol.
m-maybe anyone's interested?

>>12665398
Met a friend from Uni and shared some plants, felt nice desu
t. gardener with overgrown garden

Dumb question I thought of as I'm suffering from time displacement right now. Do Canadians do daylight savings time? Is there a chance her streams will be starting an hour earlier for us burgers now?

>>12666145
Canada is one of the reasons DST exists. We only get like 8 hours of sunlight in winter.

JWU how was pretentious indie depressioncore last night?

>>12665335
She reminds me of a girl I once dated. The only reason I watch Kronii is because they're similar. The both have the same type of humour and are egoists in a way. It feels bad guys. It feels really bad. What do I do? I'm filling the empty void left by my ex with a vtuber.

>>12665210
how can i speak as calmly and fluid as kronii? i cant stop stuttering and i often dont know what to say.

>>12666279
Kronii accidentally ate bugs and it was a bad time

>>12666279
boring, Kronii was once again the only thing making it watchable

>>12666062
I already have enough trouble keeping myself writing, hard pass, soz

>>12666295
Don't reply to doxxshit, faggot. Report it.

>>12666380
understandable, and dont tire yourself out like me lol.

>>12666295
wait, you guys have had girlfriends before?

>>12666308
I wish I knew
I have the same problems as you...

>>12666308
just talk lol

>>12666413
It's okay. I'm already tired of going to work.

>>12666308
Just don't stutter

>>12666568
wtf why does this gif break whenever i post it
this isn't even the really fast version

>>12666509
Having a girlfriend is not a big deal.

>>12666509
NTA but a good chunk of my fluff and suggestive stuff is based on past experiences I have had...

>>12666509
It's a blessing and a curse mate

>>12666509
Yeah. I used to laugh at Vtubers and make fun of them all the time. But Kronii was just so similar to my ex. They acted in such a similar manner. I miss the cool and calm demeanour my ex would put on only for it to break a few seconds later and then brush it off like it never happened. Fuck Kronii by letting her in I've let my feelings for my ex in. It feels bad guys

>>12666651
>>12666650
>>12666649
>>12666648

>>12666649
>>12666648
>tfw all my writing is pure fantasy because no gf
>can’t write fluff because no gf so experiences to work with
>resort to extreme futa smut instead
I love Kronii…

>>12666509
sorry anon...if it helps I don't right now

I don't think the dox images posted earlier are even kronii, they look like two different women plus Kronii didn't seem comfortable revealing her face online so having pictures like those makes no sense

>>12666751
It's wasn't, it's just an emotionally neglected tard trying to start shit

Anyone else had the opposite reaction to Kronii telling us to watch the other members during her week break? Made me feel like not watching them during the break, even though I have been watching some of them on the side.

>>12666651
i kinda feel that, but the opposite. my last relationship ended a couple months before coof so by the time i was able to move on there was nothing to move on to. aussie lockdown has had me trapped inside with nothing but memories for the last year and a half, until kronii comes along. really not ideal that the first relationship of any kind i have after so long isolated is a parasocial one

>>12666815
She doesn't understand the concept of reverse psychology, pureez ahndastan

>>12666815
Based. Always do the opposite of what Kronii or anyone else tells you to do.

>>12666751
yeah those dox images have been posted alongside kronii since she debuted but i haven't seen any evidence of them actually being her nor that one image of "her" in the hoodie and snapback

just got back. fly me to the moon killed me.

>>12666815
it just made me wish sanners was doing more interesting stuff for her return; i like karaokes and all but the only game shes playing is metroid

>>12666830
I'm in a similar spot anon; my last actual relationship ended almost a year ago now. Flings have just left me empty inside so I fill the void with the clock. I know it's not healthy but I'm catastrophically lonely.

>>12666509
>>12666651
>>12666830

You stand at boarding gate with her holding her hand.
"Anon I will miss you she" whispers into your ear. All you can do is blush and squeeze her hand. Unknown to you this will be the last time you will ever feel her physical warmth. As your flight breaks the cloud layer you recall your remember to her. That you'll message one another, that you will stay in contact. But as time passes you realise it was an infallible dream, not even all the time in the world can remedy the space between. Due to different time zones and a delay in messages your torrent of memes and messages slowly trickle to but a drop. The gaps between your messages become longer and longer. Until you both realise that space and time too are working against you. So you both mutually agree to end it. It would be healthier for the both of you, no more endless nights or worryingsome mornings. No more late night vid chats or early morning messages. And so the both of you live your life in the moment content. Her deciding to start a new career and you pursuing your dreams. Every once in a while you check social media to see how she's doing. And you can see her smile in her posts and her life progress while yours seem to come to a stutter. The opportunities you seeked abroad were nothing but stagnant. It pains you to see her so you deactivate your social media and live off the grid, knowing what you lost.

But one day on the internet you see "her" or a caricature of her. And you instantly fall in love with her again.

>>12667013
hey anon
come here
I want to tell you something
Fuck you!

>>12667013
>"Anon I will miss you she" whispers

>>12667013
DELETE

>>12667008
>ended one year ago.
Heh... try three years

>>12667085
I don’t even watch Suisei but I really like the idea of her using (you) privately for sexual relief so she can remain pure on stream, what the fuck is wrong with me?
I blame the Twitter artist who drew an image implying she had a 9 inch dick

Rat collab tonight, according to bae's schedule.

>>12667013
>The opportunities you seeked abroad were nothing but stagnant. It pains you to see her so you deactivate your social media and live off the grid, knowing what you lost.
>But one day on the internet you see "her" or a caricature of her. And you instantly fall in love with her again.
The heartache stings. It stings, oh so badly. You've limited your own options by going off the grid. Everything you've done has only served to cut you off more from the rest of the world. As you kept fighting for opportunities and freedom, you shut every door by your own hand, not even realizing what it was that you were doing.
She's doing great. You're not even doing anymore. What's the point? You can't get involved in anything anymore; everything you've been into, she had been involved in, too. You can't look forward into the future as the past shackles you. Every attempt to free yourself from it just tightens the grip of yesteryear, slowly suffocating you like quicksand. You consider doing something drastic, but think better of yourself. All the while, there's this rekindled love that has no place to go anymore. Even though your heart is aflutter, you couldn't feel more asunder.

The show must go on. But what are we living for? Queen's infamous song is stuck in your head and wedges into your heart ever more deeply.

>>12666252
Dang. I always heard it was for American farmers, so I was hoping for some relief. I actually feel asleep during last night's stream again.

>>12667335
>He fell for the American farmers rrat

>>12667159
this one?
https://files.catbox.moe/3yv7lr.png

I LOVE KRONII BOOBS

I LOVE KRONII BUSH

Why do I miss her so much? This isn' fair, why did she do this to me?

>>12667573
The very same. Good artist, good image
SuiSEX!!!!

>>12667573
>Mori
>17 inches
krodoubt.jpg

>>12667638
It's so okay, she misses you too.

>>12667269
Anon your twitter reps...

doko...

>>12667778
The real question is how big are Bae, Mumei, Kronii and Fauna?
I would expect Sana > Fauna > Kronii > Mumei > Bae for size hierarchy. Don’t know where IRyS fits though.
Not autistic enough to actually come up with sizes even when writing, doesn’t help I’m a bong so not used to using inches lmao

>>12667905
just use cm anon, I'll convert it for u

Grandma...

>>12667905
i'm not much for futa but here's my guesses
>Bae - ~4.5" - painfully mediocre, easy to ignore, but perfect for bullying
>Mumei - ~5.5" / 11" - "The People's Penis", usually represents a statistical average of all humans, but doubles in size when she rembers and reveals her true Luthor/rapist self
>Kronii - ~7.5" - good length, but quite thin, much the rest of her
>Fauna - ~20" - literal horsedick

Someone bought an ad for that IRyS x Kronii vocaroo fucking kek.

>>12668234
Screenshot or it didn't happen

Why do so many people try to take our Kronii away from us? Most of the stuff they say about her just makes me love her even more, you would have to be a schizo to get upset over it. I guess that is the nature of this board though with its rrats and trolls, most are done to bait anger out over things you shouldn't be angry over. Why can't we just all be happy and love kronii? Why do some people come here pretending to love kronii just to attempt at insulting her? Our love of Kronii is so strong that no matter what they say we will keep loving her, they may mock her or us but our love is strong enough to push through. All of there attempts to stop us just give us more power.

>>12667085
made a few spelling mistakes. I typed too quickly sorry anons.

>>12668178
Holy based
>bully rrat for having a smaller dick
>she makes you cum with it anyway because chaos is a switch
What about FutanarIRyS though? Demonic nephilim futa sex…
>>12667934
Going with this anon’s measurements as I’m too undecided to come up with my own pls undastan

>>12668258
Yeah I kept reloading trying to find it but found nothing other than the same three ads

>>12668260
just remember that kronii antis are kronies in denial trying to keep themselves from falling into parasocial hell and it'll all make sense

>>12668260
antis are just part of the vtuber territory anon. you learn to live with it

>>12667013
>>12667292

anon why must we suffer. Kronii wasn't the savior

>>12668327
I'll be honest i struggle to conceive of FutanarIRyS at all because of her obsession with breeding. whether she still has a pussy or not, pregnancy and childbirth while having a dick is just an illogical combination in my mind

>>12668459
should clarify that i mean i cannot stop imagining her as the recipient of semen and the mother in the relationship

>how do I marry kronii?
>kronii address
>is kronii real?
>kronii voice clips
>kronii saying "I love you"
>kronii saying "it's bad to drink"
>how to get over someone that doesn't know you
>schizophrenia symptoms
>kronii devour gwak compilation

>>12668258
Mobile because I'm not shutting off adblock on pc. It links to the vocaroo

>>12668344
>they secretly love her
>they think of her a lot
>they create many cool stories about her
>they post them here pretending to hate her and pretending these are reasons not to like her
>they really just want to share the stories but don't want people to know they love her
>eventually they give up and join us
>they start using their stories once used against kronii as the basis for greentexts worshipping her
>we are all happy and enjoy ourselves
>eventually they will all join us

>>12668260
You're right, but you're being fucking cringe about it.

>>12668260
A lot of the dedicated antis are people who used to be fans of the person but one thing or another caused their love to get twisted and they want to bring down that person. People who aren't interested or dislike the character just won't watch or talk about them.

>>12668517
this reads like poetry

>>12668395
Because fuck you, that's why. This is Kronii's house of broken boys.

>>12668459
>>12668505
Understandable. I think the idea of her growing a cock when she really wants to breed is kind of hot, but she’s also hot without one. Besides I think half angel half demon works well for a hermaphrodite anyway
I just like the pun and my sexual preferences are distorted to hell so vanilla doesn’t do much at all for me, but I still like IRyS so just like any other chuuba I beat it to I have to imagine her as a dom futa girl
I probably need genuine mental help but I’m not taking my meds

>>12668543
I am on mobile and my 4chan doesn't look like that, are you using an app or something?

>>12668544
I actually made up a bunch of rrats in my head about kronii being a bad person before letting her in
why am I like this

>>12667573
>balls

>>12668645
Slander and evil desires shall be forgiven. But blasphemy against the holy spirit shall not be forgiven.

Love the clock

>>12668645
right this way anon

>>12668560
I'm surprised autocomplete poetry isn't already a thing

>>12668645
I don't know, maybe deep down you know the prospect of eventually losing her when she graduates, as she one day must, would hurt so much that hating her now is a better alternative to the inevitability of having to say goodbye to Kronii, the good times you had, and, possibly, this thread and everyone in it. Faggot.

>>12668821
not as much as me faggot

>>12668849
don't remind me...I dont want to say goodbye to infinity or kronie

>>12668730
Without starting a schizo argument I honestly think ball-less futa just looks weird. Although it is annoying how many western artists forgot it literally refers to hermaphrodites specifically.
Full package is best IMO, but when I’m writing I usually focus on the dick most anyway.

>>12668916
Part of moving through time as a human being is the fact that life will stop giving you things, and start taking them away. Friends, family, your youth, your memories, your loved ones. Kronii will only be with us for a short time.

>>12668555
It is always something petty too, they then spread it like it is something that everyone hates then it causes some people to say it is absolutely false as damage control leading to more fighting. Then if you want to discuss the topic in a normal or even loving way people assume you are the schizo baiting and fill the thread with hate and then a mod deletes your post because it seems like bait. These people ruin conversations over topics by acting like these topics are something you should care deeply about which just means less fun stories and conversation. People shouldn't reply to obvious bait.

>>12668974
>just looks weird
This is the go to excuse for ball fags, always. Why? So you can self insert?

>>12666651
>I used to laugh at Vtubers and make fun of them all the time
You're not Gabe are you? I hope not, it'd be fucked up if Gabe was a whore.

>>12668974
>Without starting a schizo argument
Retard, you'll start one no matter what because there's no way you can convince him of anything. Just don't take it personally and don't reply.

>>12669087
I think Gabe has said he is a virgin before

>>12668849
I think with how she is she will be here a long time though. Heck we may even watch old Kronii stream some day, maybe we will all live to life extending technology and then we can watch a forever youthful Kronii while ww3 happens.

>>12669087
iirc gabe is a KHV
unless he lied to us...

>>12669168
>>12669189
Good

>>12669189
Koi herpes virus?
Who even is Gabe, Gabe Newell?

>>12669248
lurk more

>>12669248
lurk moar

>>12669248
who?

>>12669248
Its gaben the creator of blade runner

Gabe, Archiveanon, Second, Vampanon, Fluff. What other named Kronies exist itt?

>>12669265
I've been here since these threads' inception, I took a short break a few days ago and everyone starts saying Gabe everywhere

>>12669358
Ruy...

>>12669358
theres shiba even though he doesnt avatarfag anymore

>>12669087
Not gabe

>>12669358
soundanon..

>>12669358
You may have forgotten me but I'm still here whether you like it or not

>>12669358
Clingy Kronie...

>>12669413
Clingy kronie is a title, not a name, there are multiple clingy kronies and I am one of them

>>12669358
There was that nijifag who would alternate from Selen and some KR.

>>12669413
theres multiple of us...

>>12669358
Sekkusu...

>>12669358
The archive used to have a list of the named writefags

Stop heaping attention on thread personalities you absolute faggots.

>>12669453
>>12669358
Not a Kronie, but that one globalist who false flags as Nijis

>>12669358
The one guy who keeps claiming to be KFP and/or Fandead

>>12669495
I'm gonna do it more just to fuck with you

>>12669358
Bread baker...

>>12669512
>Fandead
As far as I know I'm the only fandead here and I haven't avatarfagged in a long time, is there someone else now?

>>12669495
Somehow, I feel like you're the only one here with that kind of sentiment

>>12669440
>>12669470
Oh, jesas

>>12669520
You were going to do it more anyways.

>>12669560
Yes, but I'm going to do it even harder now.

>>12669551
Hi, it's me, your friendly neighborhood KroniiFandeadP who is also conveniently at least one more of the other named anons. If you hang out in Global, we probably posted together at least once.

>>12669591
>If you hang out in Global
Nah, I haven't been in /hlgg/ since the /jp/ days, before Kronii debuted I was mostly shitposting in the VN threads on /jp/ instead of being here on /vt/.

>>12669358
Corporate lawyer-kun

>>12669358

>>12669358
Gabe, Archiveanon, Second, Vampanon, fluffanon, Ruy, shibanon, soundanon, Fauna treefucker, Clingy Kronie x2, Sekkusu, KFP+Fandead, Fandead, bread baker, corp. lawyer... that's 16 people.
If all these named anons (including the responses) are here right now, that means 38.1% of posters are actually named anons.

>>12669787
>Clingy Kronie x2,
theres more of us anon

>>12669787
>Fandead
This is tulp, in case I didn't make it obvious enough.

>>12669826
>>12669840
Just swap these two then. Still over one third of named anons circlejerking.

>>12669787
>>12669888
please cry about it, I insist

>>12669787
You're not "anonymous" if you're named, anon.

Original song by the end of the year, she said. Looking forward to it!

EVERYONE SHUT UP NEW KRONII TWEET

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1457363620967247872
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1457363620967247872
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1457363620967247872

>>12669914
Huh, we should start filling up the name now before posting

>>12669903
I'm part of the problem

>>12669929
>>12669966
I don't really care

>>12669787
>Ruy
Who's this guy?
>Fauna treefucker
You can't just call someone posting a reaction pics outside of Kronii as one, otherwise you should have named the Bionicle anon too. Not to mention ive posted some Fauna pics of my own(also I saw some sayaka pics that weren't mine).
>Clingy Kronie x2
If you have 2 then that's not really a thread personality, at best its a ritual post
>KFP+Fandead, Fandead, bread baker, corp. lawyer
These one feels like a stretch to count when they barely make their presence known.

>>12669966
Management certainly didn't waste any time scoring sponsorships for the council girls. Good on them, Kronii's next paycheque is gonna be fat.

>>12669966
Wonder if she got chewed out for deleting the previous one. Although it's management's fault for not telling her.

My favourite thread personality is the anon that doesn't like thread personalities. He's my oshii.

>>12670022
Anon, the tweet was posted while she was streaming. She's not the one who tweeted or deleted it.

>>12670003
ruy and fauna are both writefags

>>12670047
Your reps anon...

>>12670061
I guess he wouldn't know since I crank out most of my stuff on work days and we might well be in opposite timezones when taking that into account.

>>12669966
Pretty sure that's her manager. He's up pretty early otherwise

Alright, enough shitposting. Back to scheduled Kroniiposting.

>>12670003
I can say with certainty that there is more than one bread baker. Definitely the main bread baker who updates the OP posts mostly and is also asleep now, the other bread baker(s) being the substitute baker in case the main one isn't around, doing minimal but necessary changes for each bread baking.

I definitely didn't make this thread because I was too busy catching up on VODs

Kronii is cute

>>12666509
No

Kronies...doko...

>>12670224
No. KAKKOI.

>>12670414
Ah I remember there was that anon before that insisted that one of the clippers(Nerev?) was in these threads.

>>12665210
why does Kronii have fangs, anyway?

>>12670504
Wada likes fangs.

>>12670504
Because they're cute.

>>12670504
Wada is a based fangchad

>>12670468
hello :)

>>12670468
I just cleaned my PC in and out, there was so much fucking dust on the fans
Now I feel very productive and not depressed

>>12670556
I think that this face is pretty cute

>>12670497
One clipper's stuff was shilled here a lot early on.

>>12669787
>not on the list
I dunno how to feel about this

>>12670493
THEN STOP BEING SO CUTE KRONII!!!!

>>12667573
>sana cock
>no kronii cock
I'm depressed

Wait rrat can play chink game blue archive ?
kronii swimsuit in Al when

>>12669966
Oh fuck yes, it's time for rrat! KRONII RRAPING THIS RRAT! KRONII STRINGING TOGETHER RRAT'S ORGASMS IN MERE SECONDS THANKS TO TIME FUCKERY! KRONII PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTING THE RRAT IN MOMENTS WITH A WEEK'S WORTH OF ORGASMS! KRONII FUCKING THIS RRAT HALF TO DEATH UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

>>12670771
Will I be wrong if I say that most Kronies are futafags? All I see is "Kronii cock this Kronii cock that"

>>12670872
>Will I be wrong if I say that most Kronies are futafags?
No

>>12670872
most of the futa posts are done by tulp and sekkusu

>>12670013
>Management certainly didn't waste any time scoring sponsorships for the council girls
Eh, took them like a month longer than for myth

>>12670872
Yes you would be, the fact you notice that often says more about yourself than anyone else here, it isn't even that common

>>12670872
Futafags are among the loudest, most obnoxious minorities, right up there with footfags, furries and cucks. It's why they got their own containment board all that time ago.

>>12670872
The worst thing is that there isn't even any good art of it compared to the taiwanese takamori futa

>>12670869
>pigtails = single most rapeable holo since Shion
>hair down = intense desire to cuddle and hug
How did they do it lads? How did they manage to make such a two-faced sexbrrat who you want to both break and protect?

>>12670862
Well rrat is a chink so...

>>12671004
I wouldn't be surprised if they had them lined up sooner, but Fauna relaxed her schedule for a while, Mumei was busy with college, Rrat hit her head, Kronii reduced her streaming hours and Sana's dog died.

>>12671013
Faggot cope

>>12670872
Its expected when you have Kronii occasionally try to say "deez nutz" or how she has "a big clock".

I just want to smell and lick kronii's underboob after an hour long sweaty gaming session

>>12671063
>"Aww, little Anon can't get in the mood if my hair is down? Big boy can't manhandle me if my handlebars are gone?"
Face it, you'd rape her into the fucking mattress either way.

[insert heart-wrenching description of the feeling when you want to feel feelings but you only feel the hollow feeling of wanting to feel feelings]

>>12670902
It's far easier to extract pee from a futa dick than a pussy. I mean think about it.

With a dick it's pretty simple, you just put it in your mouth and there's no missing it. You can easily swallow every last drop, since it's gushing out directly into your throat. The only way it'd fuck up is if there was so much stored inside her bladder that it overfilled you, or if you weren't trying and it ended up running down your chin.

But with a pussy, well, where would you even begin? You could try to wrap your lips around the urethra I guess, but it'd just end up spilling everywhere, I'd bet. What could you even use, some kind of funnel contraption? It'd probably feel pretty uncomfortable for her, not to mention what kind of position would you even use? Girls can pee standing up but it's hardly the most intuitive thing for them.

Whereas a dick is ready to go any time, any moment. You know how most people feel the need to go the bathroom after sex? Well, that's not as much of a problem with a cock. After Kronii has finished ravaging your throat and forced you to swallow her slimy cum, what better to wash down the taste than a steady stream of warm, vaguely salty pee? And she can just do it right then and there, holding your head with her two hands while still standing up in a position that's comfortable for her.

And then if it was just a regular girl, well, by the time you finish your new innovative contraption to be able to swallow all of her pee, she might've already peed herself already. And don't get me wrong, peeing yourself before it's time is pretty hot, but that's still pee that's not going INTO your mouth, so it's kind of a waste of time. If I wanted a girl to omorashi herself, I'd just parade her around the street with no toilet breaks, then slowly walk home as soon as she started complaining, until I got to watch the nectar of the gods seep down her quivering legs just as we were about to open the front door.

Girls are for omorashi, but when you need to drink yourself some good ol' "apple juice", a girthy futa cock is the superior option, especially when it comes with a side of "milk".

>>12670862
blue archive is made by nexon anon...it's Korean.

>>12670872
I want my Kronii to have a vagina but I want her to wear a strap on and peg me until I coom hands free.

>>12671218
>[sad kronii image]
[despondent agreement]

>>12671218
[sympathetic post]

Guys look at her birthday...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Ouro_Kronii

>>12671218
anon...
[meds.png]

>>12671218
[slang word for the act of human reproduction]

>>12671218
[smiley face post]

>>12671218
[late t. ________ to claim the post after seeing it got popular]

>>12671364
[Request for Ailurus Fulgens to depart]

A-chan is just a depowered Kronii, her bust got nerfed and her eyesight worse so she needs glasses.

>>12671392
[smug picture]

>>12671242
I prefer both, so i and her could swap roles when the other is tired.

>>12671411
[ejaculates on thee post]

>>12671411
Her clock is smaller too.

>>12671338
what’s the deal with holo birthdays anyway
iirc mori and kiara have theirs on 4th april (bc haha death number) and international fried chicken day, do those inform the character they play or are they chosen to fit the character? if the latter I wonder how it feels to celebrate a fake birthday

[irrelevant picture]
[timeloop inciting statement]

[highly detailed fanfiction about a hermaphroditic Ouro Kronii]

>>12671449
>celebrate a fake birthday
Free money, ty gabe ty rice ty crow ty tentacult

God, I love how easy it is for memes to catch on in this thread. You're my favorite thread to post in.

>Kronii posts schedule
[shitpost]

>>12671449
Birthdays are just for farming superchats and releasing merch anon. Also how is that any different than them having to pretend as someone else instead of using their actual real names?

>>12671504
[Several statements detailing a desire to engage in questionable sexual activities with hermaphroditic Kronii]

[intricate story of falsehood regarding plans to send superchats concerning Bionicle]

>>12671538
[Short and aggressive post denouncing user for displaying homosexual behavior]

[Request for information on the location of other users in romaji]

>>12671504
[Insert Kronii soundclip: this is really good.mp3]

[gay erp bait]

>>12671504
[uncoloured art depicting the scene described, created astonishingly fast]

>>12671585
[Long winded post claiming sexual activity with hermaphrodites is heterosexual on the basis of mathematics]

[Some rrats about kronii's childhood ]

>>12671449
If I joined hololive I would do all I could to have it be my real birthday because I am autistic about that, it may not work though since I share a birthday with Ayame the chief money raker, can holos share birthdays?

>>12671618
[accusation of poster being kronii and having fujoshi-like tendencies]

>>12671109
Cry about it more, gayboy

>>12671641
[armchair analysis]

>>12671651
[Declaration of intent to rescue the individual posted]

>>12671525
>have real birthday
>can't share in the revelry with fans
Cover is fucked up.

>>12671449
I'm pretty sure they're free to chose their character birthday.
Especially in EN1 all of them are reasonably close to their roommates birthdays

>>12671671
[reminder that anon cant even fix himself]

>>12671675
>have birthday
>be basically forced to stream on that day

[attempt of belonging]

>>12671713
[random kronie wanting to fuck you in the ass]

[a post implying that the object of our strong affectionate feelings, in fact, does not share the same feelings for us and instead only holds negative feelings, such as hatred, towards us]

>>12671676
Hello doxxbrap, that's more of a coincidence since they still need to pick dates which are related to their character, also being close =/= picking their own birthday date.

[laughing anime girl]

>>12671675
Don't most people celebrate their birthday with their family on one of the nearby days anyway because of scheduling shit, couldn't they still stream on their real birthday since they likely aren't doing anything the day itself?

[concerningly schizophrenic fourth-wall-breaking story parodying the events of the current thread, likely written by someone who is off their meds, stoned beyond belief, or both]

>>12671692

>>12671732
[let her in.png]

[inaudible]

>>12671757
someone in myth did that...

>>12671765
[meds]

>>12671732
[INSTRUCTION TO ALLOW THE VIRTUAL YOUTUBER TO WHOM THE THREAD IS DEDICATED TO HOLD SIGNIFICANCE IN THIS POSTER’S HEART]

What the fuck have I returned to

>>12671842
[Explanation of current thread activities that could have been gleaned by silent observation]

>>12671713
[post implying the action of wrapping his hands around anon]

>>12671842
[post semi-ironically explaining a trend in a 4chan general otherwise devoid of a topic to discuss but unwilling to allow the thread to die]

[Vocaroo link detailing an explicit conversation between Ouro Kronii and IRyS]

>>12671842
[sarcastic remark of the obvious events unfolding]

>>12671907
[post from tourist unfamiliar with said vocaroo, proclaiming some variation of based]

[request for the location of other fans of the vtuber ouro kronii]

>>12671907
[name of a deific Christian figure, intentionally misspelled]

>>12669966
I wanna fuck the ENMA cosplaying as Kronii! While Bae watches!

>>12667013
You see this does nothing to me, now write one where you break up, but you still talk to each other in the hopes you can get back one day, but after realizing just how shitty she was you decide to completely break it off, and now you just feel used like an emotional dildo for her and curse yourself for being a massive idiot for an entire year for not seeing red flags everywhere, so now you feel empty because you realize your relationship and the girl you used to "love" in reality were very unfullfilling but you've always liked this v-tuber thing so you decide fuck it, might as well dip my feet into the parasocialness just so I can feel like I have someone, now that might get to me.

>>12671945
[Scathing statement of user's high degree of emotional attachment to other users]

>>12671945
[mocking accusation of being clingy]

>>12671945
[demand for this individual to better manage their attachment issues]

[post exposing the authors obvious mental illness he is too much of coward to fix]

[deleted]

>>12671856
[questioning posters sexual orientation]

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

>>12672063
[indicating the evident reality of the exhibit in question]

>>12671955
>>12669966
lol I'm guessing the terms of their contract require tweets 24 hours and 12 hours before the stream

>>12672059
[implied action which further reinforces that assumption]

>>12672063
[praise for the maids]

[Request for the cessation of homosexuality]

>>12672063
[an automatic response to banned post as per tradition, mocking the user]

>>12672063
[reaction image]
[praise for our dear leaders]

>>12672116
probably, that's why Kronii was talking about the timing of the tweet mid-stream

>>12672063
[post equating maids to deities]

https://twitter.com/Cwhy_9/status/1457009835724001280
>Kronii liked this post
>Not sports festival related
>No description, just Reine art tag
THEY ARE

>>12672149
[experessing the desire to do things with the same sex that could be seen as romantic]

[globalist mocking /∞/ for not defending their oshi in the orgy that is /hlgg/]

>>12672182
[helpless expressions of loneliness coupled with refusal of homosexuality]

>>12672190
[rude statement telling the poster to stay in global]

>>12672149
[declaration of desire to provide oral stimulation to Ceres Fauna’s alleged equine genitalia]

>>12672190
[Request for Hololive Global user to return to his thread and remain there]

>>12672169
because Reine liked it
she's done the same for other holo's liked tweets, mostly council's

>>12672161
I checked Baelz's timeline and she actually fucked up the same way that Kronii did last night, by posting a scheduled tweet that made it sound like they were playing right now. But no one has deleted that tweet yet. Not even Baelz's manager is aware she exists....

>>12672169
what are the odds that they will collab this week?

>>12672234
I need to save this rrat. This is not funny anymore.

>>12672200
[sharing the feel of loneliness]
[making homosexual advances to distract from that feeling]

[3000 word story starting as wholesome fluff yet ending as out-of-character snuff]

>>12672232
Mostly Council, and one Aqua fanart out of nowhere

>>12672234
It's pretty obvious it was an auto tweet management did but didn't tell Bae or Kronii. Kronii only tried to delete hers because she didn't know and chat pointed it out that the tweet implied she was playing with Bae right then.

>>12672234
>civilisation keeps forgetting
>chaos is forgotten
When, and how, will she remind us?

>>12672289
[expression of hatred for Gabriel Konig]

Would you still want to perform intercourse with Bae, even if she's no longer young and beautiful?

>[Realisation that these threads are so formulaic that entire conversations can be carried out with a meme detailing only cliches]
[Incredulous realisation of everything being a timeloop]
[Affirmation that it always was]

>>12672358
[reminder that life is meaningless]

>>12672347
Like for any of the council girls, yes.

>>12672358
[question whether you are having fun]

>>12672234
How the hell does she do it? Everyone keeps forgetting about her and she's supposed to be the leader...

>>12672358
>haato_clutching_head.jpg
[the capital letter A, repeated ad nauseum]

>>12672358
[reminder that, despite being aware of this, you will not voluntarily leave]

[SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX but with brackets]

>>12672386
[Reference recent meme regarding a sporting event]

>>12672448
[performance of subtraction between 300 and another integer, arriving either at 0 or 1]

>>12672387
The funniest thing is that even the song cover numberfagging channel forgot about her cover

[off-topic description of intense sexual desire for hakos baelz, but only in a nonconsensual context]

>>12672402
[anon proclaiming their love for /infinity/]

[meme arrow pointing out kronii suffers from existential dread]
[meme arrow pointing out /∞/ suffers from existential dread]
[unfinished statement pointing out the similarity in capital letters]

[link to a text document detailing members of Hololive commiting obscene sexual acts with each other or an anonymous male]
[signature of the writer]

[proclamation of how imagining sexual acts with the characters involved in the story make the author feel intense emotions, usually related to acts of carnal nature]

>>12672443
[DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF ACTS INTENDED TO BE PERFORMED TOWARDS HAKOS BAELZ (AKA “THE RRAT” OR “THE BRRAT”), INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO NON-CONSENSUAL SEX, URINE DRINKING, AND BLOODY VIOLENCE]

[threadly inquiry whether Kronii or /∞/ is everyone's oshi]

>>12672498
[Realisation of crippling loneliness outside]

>>12672525
[Emphatic agreement]

>>12672535
[affirmative answer to both in capital letters]

>>12672549
[declaration of the likely country of origin of this post's author in capital letters]

I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH KRONIES!

>>12672510
[depressing completion of statement, followed by an ellipsis]

[laughs repeatedly]

>>12672586
[Angry complaint about being confused with a certain thread personality]

>>12672629
[furious command for nijisanji viewer to depart and never return]

>>12672604
[Agreement]

>>12672629
[bait post questioning the identity of the purple-haired vtuber in the picture]

>>12672629
[disdain]

[post about desire to commit various sexual acts with a v-tuber who is not a member of the HoloEN's 2nd generation of talents, typically being a female of azure coloring or of artificial nature and possibly featuring unrealistic biology]

>>12671797
Tell me a vague object related to them

>>12672629
[vivid description of the vtuber in question, now hermaphroditic, forcing this poster to perform oral sex on her reptilian male reproductive organ)

[post implying Ouro Kronii is having sexual relations with a red panda-themed indie virtual YouTuber with only the loosest of connections to this thread's subject]

>>12671235
Based tulp.
>>12670872
You would be wrong anon, apologies, I am jus extremely vocal when horny (so all the time) it’s one of the reasons I ended up namefagging with the fics because tourists kept thinking the entire general was futafags when it was just me (this was before tulp and a couple other anons became more open about it)
Preese undastan

[ecstatic statement that my sides have ceased orbiting the earth]

[post detailing frustration about the current meme and demands that everyone stops it immediately]

>>12672825
[rude remark accusing the poster in question of engaging in 'doxxing' behavior]

>>12672234
>check bae's timeline
>she has blue archive on her schedule
>I start hoping she convinces Kronii to play just because of how much r-18 fanart the game got last month

>>12672867
[accusation of inflammatory posting behavior for the sole purpose of inciting responses]

>>12672731
[attempt at guessing the identity of the above poster to be a prolific writer of the split best known for works involving either a version of Kronii who encourages her partner to engage sexually with other women or the humiliation of Hololive English Council's manager Omegaα]

>>12672825
[post alleging said indie Virtual Youtuber was the first to commit carnal acts with Ouro Kronii, attempting to instill feeling in humiliation and frustration at the fact in the poster being replied to]

this joke is over a decade old, how are you not bored of this yet

>>12671238
It is published by Yostar, which is a Chinese company also responsible for Arknights and Girls' Frontline. That said, NAT Games, the game's developer, is indeed Korean, and the global version is also handled by Nexon.

1 week left
what are you hoping she puts on the schedule?

>>12672960
[statement of incredulity that anyone may harbor such opinions]

>>12672925
[assertion that Ouro Kronii is virginal, making reference to her introverted, hikikomori-esque lifestyle and supposed history of being bullied in her youth]

[extremely detailed short story about hermaphrodite Ouro Kronii and/or one of her similarly hermaphrodige coworkers engaging in questionably consensual acts with the reader, based upon a single quote or innuendo, and which the writer complains is adding to their already overburdened list of such stories, accompanied by photoshopped image of the vtuber(s)in question as characters from the 2012 Paradox game Crusader Kings II)

>>12672960
i have nothing else to do please understand

[off-topic post about an intellectual property with currently a niche following, such as Tokyo Mew Mew, in hopes of eliciting a reaction from fellow members of the fandom]

[petition that from this day forth, all posts and replies shall be done in this format]

>>12672972
honestly i just want a nice comfy zatsu

>>12672972
A members stream...

>>12672216
[agreement and posting of a link to recently created fanfiction about such sexual acts with an image of Ceres Fauna]

>>12672972
it's not gonna happen but TimeRyS+Mori minecraft I guess

>>12673037
[Baseless insistence that Kronii must be interested in said property, which I will continue to propagate for several weeks while never attempting to verify the truth]

>>12672971
no. the Japanese version is published by Yostar. The English version is published by Nexon as well.

>>12673080
[suggestion that by doing so, posters in this thread may become closer to being robotic in nature and thus more to Ouro Kronii's liking]

>>12673080
[Post containing opposition to the petition]

>>12673119
[call-out of spineless behavior, in particular the lack of superchats regarding the issue]

>>12673126
And to add on to that, NAT Games is literally a subsidiary of Nexon so everything is fucking Nexon.

>>12673126
The "English version" is the Global version. Global/international for these games almost always means 'English version, for Americans'. The only gacha game I've seen that defies this is Genshin which has 13 languages.

Even that being said, I wouldn't get your hopes up for Bae having a crossover with Azur Lane or the holos playing the Chinese gachas on stream any time soon. Why? Because there's actually some evidence to suggest that the Chinese video website Bilibili orchestrated the Taiwan controversy so that they would have control over the vtubers in their region; hence, their beef is explicitly with Cover (as evidenced by the fact that Ina's past life continues to work with Chinese games, including Genshin), and any Chinese company who relies on Bilibili for advertising (which is most of them) wouldn't want to put stress on that business relationship.

>>12673162
>[image of a character from the franchise in question imitating a pose from the "Gigachad" series of meme images]
[announcement of unfortunate financial circumstances and request for understanding]

>>12671958
I've not been in that situation so I can't comment anon. I can give it a try tho.

>>12673102
>TimeRyS
While Mori is cool, I want someone else to join. Like Reine or Fauna or Mumei. I just want Kronii to be sexually harassed until she breaks

>>12673211
wait when did Ina's roommate do genshin stuff?

>>12673254
She was hired by them to make some promotional art. Genshin's game art is done in-house so she will never design characters or anything like that.

>>12673211
>The "English version" is the Global version.
Yes I know that. There's no need to correct me on that.

>I wouldn't get your hopes up for Bae having a crossover with Azur Lane
I did not ask for an Azur Lane collab anywhere at all. I already know the fiasco behind the whole thing. I played the fucking game. I watched the streams. I watched HoloCN get nuked live.

WAITING ROOM IS UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx2WpeyKGOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx2WpeyKGOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx2WpeyKGOU

>>12673331
>I did not ask for an Azur Lane collab anywhere at all.
I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to >>12670862

>>12672918
[post confiming the identity of the poster and expressing how intense the desire to be sexually assaulted by select members of the idol company Hololive is, usually involving either advanced technological devices installed into a humanoid shaped intelligent machinery, the act of bloodletting by teeth of a mythical creature or a female of blue color with exceptional buttocks and small breasts]

[hidden text with overuse of the 1st and 5th letter of the English lexicon used to express the sexual need of the poster

Irys please stop stalking me. I can't "breed like rabbits" with you.

>>12673396
then quote that nigga earlier.

>>12673397
It has been up for a while now, anon

>>12673423
y u gotta be mad

>>12673414
>I can’t breed
[insert George Floyd image]

>>12673452
because your dad touched me at night.

>>12673252
>[list of names arranged in manner implying collaboration]
[proclamation of the poster's certainly of expiring or losing organ used for procreation should such event occur]

>>12673401
["based"]

>>12673456
?