/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Probably get the shit kicked out of me

>>12725642
Get naked

>>12725642
hold arms, slide down panties, rape

die

die

i die
the bitch is 40yo, prolly learned every fighting style that ever existed
still my oshi tho

>>12725672
You weak fucking bitch, I hate weaklings like you get lost

>>12725692
Yeah no, she's gonna beat the shit out of you

>>12725642
Accept what I have coming to me and try not to make it obvious that I'm extremely turned on by it

This is why I lift for this moment.

>>12725642
I start masturbating furiously.

>>12725642
Hoof the cooch. Twist the nips.

let her beat me up and brainwash me into her cult

>>12726411
Shut up, I have had 50x more testotorone than her going through my body per day since I was like 10 years old.
She would need to weight 4 times the weight of me at least to have KO potential and if she couldn't knock me out in one hit then she will be raped.

>>12725642
She's like 5'1

Playfully push her on the floor and then rape her like the ugly fat bastard in doujins. She's still a small japanese girl after all.

>>12725642
I'd be laughing as i put her in her place.
And then wake up in a hospital after she put me in a comatose state and i was only dreaming that i have a chance against her in a 1v1 fight.

>haha I get killed cause I'm such a weakling faggot that a moderately fit 5ft japanese girl can overpower me
Bruhs, if you're in the top 80th percentile of male health (you are, the bottom 20th are legit disabled), you can take a 5ft japanese girl. I've got 10 inches and 150lbs on her, and I'm not remotely healthy. From a pure reach perspective my arms are much, much longer than hers and I can put a huge amount more weight behind it than she can.
What's her stats? 155cm and like 55kg? I'm 130kg and 184cm, fucking bring it on

Realistically she’s like half my size, if I couldn’t kick her ass something is wrong. I’d then have sex with Okayu in front of her to further assert my dominance.

>>12725642
Lay down and ask to crush my balls.

>>12727724
>fucking bring it on
Anon's last words...

>>12725642
Peanut butter on the balls

>>12727724
Look guys, there is one retard here.
The differences between size are really easily destroyed by skills. Even if you are 190 cm and 100kg, if you never workout or train, you will be crushed by a frail girl who has learned how to fight from many years.
Now if you are 210 cm and 150kg, we can ponder on the question, but even still, the human is weak as fuck, and if she knows where to punch, you are just a big fat sandbag.

>>12728015
>a skill woman can overpower an unskilled man
Have you ever seen the police bodycam footage? Where a tiny woman, a highly trained officer, is easily and repeatedly overpowered by drug addicts and drunks in every single confrontation they have?
Don't kid yourself, the single deciding factor in any fight is weight and height, it's why weight classes are a thing. Skill can close small gaps but when you're taking a foot in height and near triple the body weight, you're at such a massive advantage it's not even on the table.

>>12728015
talking out your ass, F is mass x acceleration and you have a set amount of force you can take based on your weight.

>>12725717
>squeaked the anonymous user on a virtual youtubers board

>>12728056
>drug
>drunk
Anon... those are the worst, even the most skilled man wouldn't face them, because they can't feel the pain. That's one of the first thing you learn in autodefense, if drunk or drug addict, break his legs with a baton, he will not feel it, he will continue to move, but at least it will more easy.

>>12728230
stop talking about topics you don't know about it's ridiculous

>>12728015
You’re fucking stupid and I’m actually going to beat Korone up to prove you wrong.

>>12728065
No you retard you are not a truck, it is not in charging like a stupid berserk that you fight

>>12728230
>highly impaired motor skills
>>yeah but they feel less pain
Just stop, I'm embarrassed for you

>>12728015
This would be true if I was going to try to fight some UFC bitch, like Ronda Rousey or whoever the fuck the overs are would easily kick my ass, but a 5 foot tall Japanese woman who does boxing simply for exercise? If you couldn’t take her you’re kind of pathetic honestly.

>>12728374
yeah and a little japanese girl is no truck either

>>12725642
>What do you do?
Stand and fight obviously but
>If i'm unarmed...
Use my reach to keep her outside & punish her when she's inside. Simple stuffs.
>If i'm armed...
Crush her & assert my dominance.

>>12725642
be thankful

beat her up, turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>12725642
I shave my head and join her cult

>>12728015
>The differences between size are really easily destroyed by skills.
Yeah, no, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Any huge fatass can flatten a 5t tiny Japanese girl by literally just falling over her. And no, she's not "going to dodge it LOL", real life doesn't work like anime. We're talking about masses here, the guy literally just have to extent his arm to bring Korone down with him.

>>12725642
It is wrasslin time

>>12727495
No, I'm pretty sure she will beat your ass

Cry, pee my pants, and then shit and cum.

>>12728897
nope, I legit feel bad for you since you must have went through the education system really recently and now half of what you know is unreliable crap.

>>12725642
arouse her then have hot sweaty sex

>>12728987
>Half of what you know is unreliable crap.
What? Did you think I was >>12728015 or something? I only said she will beat your ass because the reaction you gave was really pathetic and funny. If you are going to assume stuff next time, try to be right.

>>12729134
Your brain is just filled with too much cum then, why do faggots always say other people are doing what they're doing.

>>12729205
>Why do faggots always say other people are doing what they are doing.
H-huh? What are you on about?

>>12729134
>No, I'm pretty sure she will beat your ass
>the reaction you gave was really pathetic and funny.
>If you are going to assume stuff next time, try to be right.

>>12727724
R.I.P anon
at least you were brave

>>12729356
Elaborate on what you are trying to point out here, please.

>>12729504
Sorry, I can't scoop the cum out your ass.

>>12728353
>>12728391
He’s saying the truth.
> t. Paramedic

>>12729520
Sorry, that's not a valid argument, please try again.
But really try to think about it this time.

>>12729523
I wasn't the one contesting it being an advantage but I never brought up the drugs and alcohol to begin with, I don't think a trained woman can beat an untrained sober man, even if they were the same size.

Get embarrassingly outboxed because I have zero formal striking training and would likely get pieced up even by a middle aged Japanese woman, but close the distance anyway since she's a middle aged Japanese woman. After that, hit a high crotch to a fireman's carry, then proceed to slam her on her head. Unless she's trying to sexually assault me, in which case I let her beat my ass.

>>12725642
Step on me Mr. Koro

>>12729570
i'm not going to repeat myself on a minor thing with a faggot that doesn't even matter. Read it better, nigger.

>>12729677
Why would I read it again when it doesn't make sense? I think you should work on your rationale and try again.

>>12725642

>>12725642
whip out my pocket knife and give her 5 seconds to reconsider before cutting out her liver

>Not wanting to get beat up by her regardless on who wins

thank her as she beats the ever-loving shit out of me

will let her beat she shit out of me but only if she gives me seggs

I fuck

Make token resistance and disengage after a short skirmish

>>12725642
>Koro-san, there's a centipede in your shoulder

I chase her away with soap

I'm weak as shit and fat as fuck, my only hope is to crush her.

>>12725642
she's dumb baby so uhhhh
give her a noogie

>>12725642

rape

>>12731713
do people get aroused by this? she looks burned

>>12725642
Grab my shotgun.
Then my saw.

>>12725642
Rape

Get raped.

>>12732745
Chokorone's still creamy white pussy!

>>12725642
First I would unsheathe my katana and warn her of what the consequences would be of taking another step forward.

>>12731675
basado

>>12725642

>>12725642
Catch her jabs and perform a kimura arm lock on her

Shoot a double leg. She does boxing, she probably can't defend takedowns.

>>12729655
Is sitting on your face fine?

>>12728015
Filthy DEX fag lmao.

>>12744491
Literally this

>>12728015
isn't boxing too restrictive to be a good predictor for a real fight?