/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My job is done, I go to sleep

Can't believe I actually managed to be the last Kronie...

my legs hurt...

after seeing irys animal crossing i need to see kronii playing it! and getting excited with cute animal people
GABE USE YOUR INFLUENCE AND MAKE KRONII PLAY IT!

I won't be able to play fall guys with Kronii... NGMI

Do some of you guys really want an Animal Crossing stream? Id rather other games, that shit just looks boring, only fun maybe if they visit some crazy fan's island like that time Rushia got on a Matsurisu one that had the entire land covered in Matsuri's face.

>>12755267
i dont want animal crossing i want kronii reaction to animal crossing

>>12755239
you and me, fellow kronie. I got work as usual when she streams and I'll never buy fall guys.

How many of you guys are planning to join in to grief and block Kronii throughout the game?

i wish i was mumei so kronii would love me

>>12755318
I am not a bad person

>>12755378
i wish i was mumei so some anons on /vt/ would hate me
it'd be nice to be on someone's mind in any capacity at this point

>>12755471
anon...

>>12755285
At least the stream is at 7 am for me so I can krope by watching it

>>12755381
>implying she isn't expecting that to happen
Besides, that's THE CLOSEST you'll ever get to Kronii might as well take advantage

>>12755471
Depressed kronie..

>>12755471
Damn anon, you're down bad huh?

RisuRyS Milkshake!
tags: no Kronii, Risu, IRyS, futa x male, ball worship, cum drinking
https://rentry.co/qzww9
First non-greentext story I’ve done. I might do a sequel to it or something eventually but I want to do (futa) Kronii for my next fic, any suggestions?
T. Sekkusu

Huh so rather than bait posts, looking like the schedule just brought out more depressed posts.

>>12755709
I already released all my menhera energy yesterday

>"Hah! I won! What did you expect Kromies? I am perfect after all."
>It was a Wednesday night - Kronii was playing Fall Guys with her members
>You looked at the owl clock on the wall: 11:45
>She's probably wrapping up her stream soo-
>"Anyways, that was fun Kromies! So, what do you say?"
>You weren't watching the stream, but you knew her goodbye well
>"That's right. Kroyasumi~ a-wink! Buh bye!"
>You heard her door swing open, and out came Kronii clad in nothing but an oversized shirt and underwear
>She joined you on the couch, laid her head in your lap, and groaned
>You began to massage her temples- she always did get headaches fairly easily...
>"Don't miss me too much next week," she told you with a smug tone.
>"I won't."
>"Woooow OK. Aren't you a tough Kromie... You really won't?"
>You looked down at her face. For a moment, you thought you saw a hint of a frown
>"Maybe just a little."
>She turned her face to the side, unable to look you in the eyes with her next words
>"Good. I would miss me too."
>You were going to miss this stupid, dorky clock.

>>12755695
Jesus...

now that i think about it what games would Kronii even play with members? Fall Guys works because of high player count and minimal competitiveness, but if Kronii doesn't like actual competitive games and won't start a new AC island what other choices does she have?

>>12755964
Smash

>>12755964
Micra

>>12755964
Not sure about what members stream friendly games are out there but if the point is just to have a member post to give info on the members how to join, then there's a couple more. Like Gartic Phone, the code for it is only for members to limit the ones who get in.

>>12756096
Minecraft is not allowed in members

>>12756271
Gartic phone is too dangerous as yab things might be drawn

>>12756452
That's why Hololive has the policy of gating the code behind membership after Pekora had to private her first stream of it.
After that there were no issues anymore

>>12756452
That's why its generally only done with members, last time it was public with Pekora you had some guy praise the nazi.

Oi what happened to the sound archive

>>12756452
>one of the drawanons from /here/ joins
>Kronii: “Huh, I recognise that artstyle”
imagine kek

>>12756452
Isn't that true of any game where you can choose a name

>>12755964
she could copy luna and play pico park tetris for 4 hours at 3am.

>>12756516
>sekkusu joins
>draws kronii with a suspicious buldge

Do you think Kronii enjoys receiving rimjobs?

>>12756635
Oh yeah there was like a multiplayer tetris game where each one sends blocks to the others, there's also like a Mario version for that I believe. Other things I can think of are PUBG, slither.io, Mariokart.

>>12756780
I wish, but sadly I can’t draw
also I wouldn’t want to breach containment and make Kronii feel uncomfortable
>>12756834
Yes but you have to give them to her clockwise or she’ll cum uncontrollably

>>12756834
Everyone does

>>12756879
>clockwise

>>12757204
I don't

>>12757256
Everyone says that at first

I love Kronii...

>>12757392
not as much as I do I'm afraid

I want to be raped by the clock!!!

>>12757439
I love her more!

I want to tell Kronii everything is going to be alright

>>12757483
telling her everything is going to be alright despite not believing it yourself!

Kroniichiwa Ourobros!

>>12757483
I want to give her a hug

Cuck Kronii queen fics manifest in art form. How long under fics begin shaping the real world?

>>12757571
Those are some ugly ass faces

>>12757623
Everyone looks like a man.

>>12757659
BL MANIFEST

>>12757659
>>12757685
>they all have dicks
Works for me
>>12757526
Kroniichiwa, nice art anon, it’s very cute! Smug Kronii suits her kayfabe well

>>12757623
not as ugly as u though

>>12757750
wow rude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zZADI41_U
Sulking Kronii is pretty cute.

>>12757750
Sorry for shitting on your art, but you fucking suck.

Kronies... doko...

>>12758286
uni reps

>>12758286
watching HFZ vod. I miss OP so much.

>>12757571
Just like Kronii to misidentify Mumei as a barn owl when she's a great horned owl.

>>12758286
Wagecucking

>>12758286
I just had a shower and got changed, pondering about what I will do for the next 24 hours and if I should sleep as I need to leave early morning for the airport, the same time as Kronii's stream. Would you like me to describe my shower in every detail, clingy kronii?

>>12758286
Clingy kronie doko

>>12758603
>Would you like me to describe my shower in every detail, clingy kronii?
Tell us more anon!
Where are you flying to btw?

sometimes I say I'm kronii just to see random person spouting horny shit at me it turns me on

>>12758681
We know, Kronii would never actually come here, let alone browse regularly, as much as we shitpost about it.

>>12758681
bet you would enjoy me giving you a long warm hug too, you fucking homo...

>>12758651
Koko!

>>12758667
Greece, 1 week holiday, looking forward to it!lucky Kronii is on break the vast majority of the time I am there!

>>12758877
lucky anon!

whenever I have anxiety and I can't sleep, I put on the 25 minute halloween supercut of Kronii and IRyS and it works every time

What does Kronii think about us calling her a stinky fujo?

>>12759226
>I deserve it

>>12759226
Kronii doesmt know we exist

>>12759226
She knows it's true

>>12759226
>That stage of my life is behind me.

>>12759226
She’s going to break into your house and make Omega rape you if you keep doing it
and do it herself when he inevitably fails

>>12759309
I said the same about myself and 4chan at the start of this year, but that dumb clock brought me crawling back...

>>12759396
same

>>12759396
remember:
you are here forever

>>12759347
UOAAAAAAAHHHH WRITEFAGSSS I WANT KRONII TO ABUSE ME TOGETHER WITH OMEGA BECAUSE I KEEP SHITPOSTING HERE AND IN TWITTER AHHHHHHHHH SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>12759420

>>12759467
Ironically enough,
Kronii would probably hate that image

>>12759499
She goes back and forth. She doesn't want to foster dependency, but she also said that those are some of her favorite superchats.

>>12759547
she likes people doing good things for themselves
she doesnt like people saying they did it for her

>>12759347
>Kronii makes Omega rape you
>His cock doesn't even hurt that much despite your tight ass, and ends up cumming in matter of seconds
>Utterly disappointed, Kronii instead orders you to rape Omega, since thats the only way she gets a good fujo show to schlick to

>>12759595
omega gave themselves a small dick for exactly that reason

What does Kronii think about us calling her a hikki neet then?

>>12759708
>But I'm employed.

>>12759634
>Omega is fujo freak too, but likes to self-insert as the bottom instead of watching
>Kronii and Omega bonding over their futo interests
>Both of them reading fujo doujins together, masturbating
hmmmmmmmmmmm....sounds like a prompt worth expanding my list for

>>12759708
No one here has a single clue what Kronii thinks

>>12759708
>I went outside just last week!

Kronii will always be based & anyone who says Mumei is better is a faggot.

>>12759745
>he cant read minds
lmao

>>12759741
Based
Omega being disgusted by the futa fics of the writefags here in public but secretly self inserting as the sub!
Kronii catching Omega fapping to futa fics!
Kronii freezing Omega in time before he can react and summoning the rest of the Council!
Kronii enlisting Fauna’s help to bring Omega’s fantasies to life!
Special Council Collab for Omega’s debut!
Omegaonahole becoming reality!

>>12759347
Only if it's femOmega

>>12759741
fujo (forma de masculino)

>>12759807
stop self inserting as omega, sekkusu

Is the Kronii/Mumei ship another case of one is actually pretty gay and on board while the other is just totally playing up an act? How gay is Mumei I haven't watched her enough

>>12759775
>>12759909
>two different new IPs
is this a discord raid

>>12759909
Go watch streams, you stupid tourist.

>>12759909
Anonchama... They're all acting...

>>12759909
>Mumei
>gay
do your roommate reps

>>12759875
make me, anon

>>12759957
Bisexual?

>>12759909
here's my honest read from what i've seen, as someone who doesn't care for shipping in general
Mumei is straight and comfortable flirting with her friends, especially Kronii since it tends to get a reaction out of her
Kronii is possibly into women, hard to really tell, but the important part is that she doesn't know how to flirt as a whole, gets flustered when flirted with, and goes overboard herself out of nowhere in group settings

>>12759960
I guess if I dont want you to self insert as the sub then you need to instead be the to- oh no

Did you know that with 4chan X, in addition to recursive post hiding, you can also elect to hide stubs?

Its been a really long ass time since I played portal as I dont remember any of these puzzles at all

>>12760043
>non zero chance a femanon has inserted as a top when reading my fics
>tfw I will never have a fic reading horny top/dom gf

>>12760249
life is suffering...

Would Kronii be the sort of person to do this? I can imagine IRyS and Fauna would do this, because I picture them as being horny and leg locking (you) during sex
when you aren’t being fucked by their futanari cocks

>>12760249
Wasn't there a femanon pov section in the archive?

>>12760311
Kronii said she doesnt want to be a mom

what if kronii decides to grab a random member during fall guys... she will be touching you (in game)

>>12760311
>Kronii plots sabotaging all your condoms to get her pregnant so that you don't leave her
>You noticed but still follow her little game
>You wanted impregnate her anyway

>>12760380
>a random member
yeah, mine

>>12760249
I don't know how to feel about the concept of a femanon reading my fucked up fics, especially the pee ones. I think I'd probably cry. I post my worst fetishes here because I assume everyone else is a guy...

>>12760380
Kronii grabbing your “member” and violently ripping it off if it’s too small!
Kronii ripping your nuts off afterwards to give them to Mumei and Risu!
Kronii not even looking at you as she walks away disappointed!
Dying in bloody agony!
Kronii!!!!

>>12760410
Which pee ones, anon? Considering I wrote stories on Kronii brutally killing (you) I think I’m worse…

>>12760499
>Which pee ones, anon?
I'm tulp, so that also includes the fly swatter story. It was only 30% ironic.

>>12760410
>theres a chance some femanon has read my posts ERPing with the bros
>theres a chance I might have ERPed with a femanon

>>12760410
it's even worse than you know, *only* femanons read fanfics
t. a dude who hasn't read anything in the archive

>>12760249
Still don't know how I feel about that slim chance of a femanon having read one of my fluff fics

>>12760536
Wrong. I read the archive and I'm not a girl.

>>12760526
I’m trying to find it and apparently I’m too retarded to do so

Post proof you aren't a filthy fujo right now!

>>12759909
Honestly I get more of an older/younger sister dynamic between the two of them more so than anything romantic especially how Kronii tends to concernfag when Mumei isn’t on the screen during a collab and Mumei just spaces out like a little kid.

>>12760756
nice try, fujo
I am not posting a picture of my dick

>>12760756
>currently watching a Free! fandub
shit

>>12760756

>>12760772
UWAAAAAA KRONEEEE SAMAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEXXXX
>>12760756
I want to suck futa Fauna’s erect dick, which is straight, therefore I’m straight, perfect logic

>>12760829
Like actual siblings, not in the Strawberry Panic dynamic, anonchama.

>>12760367
She doesn't have a choice. She's having my kids.

>>12760772
>replying to a tourist
You aren't very smart, are you?

>>12760756
FAUNA IMPREGNATION

>>12760756
BLUE WOMEN AND ROBOT WOMEN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>12760734
https://rentry.co/x3pu7

>>12760891
Forgive me, I might have shot out some brain matter last night after I came across that ThiccWithAQ picture of Kronii and couldn’t help but break NNN.

>>12760829
>I want to suck futa Fauna’s erect dick, which is straight, therefore I’m straight, perfect logic
what if futa fauna blinfolds you when you want to suck her dick but she gets you to suck omegas cock instead without you knowing?
Wouldnt that make you quite gay haha

>>12760756

>>12760927
Oh right that one. Jesas.
>>12760987
Well Fauna has a massive one unlike Omega. But being blindfolded and forced to suck the Council + IRyS and guessing who’s who would be hot as fuck I might steal that
How would they punish you if you guess wrong though?

Pick one (1) holo, any holo, to impregnate.

>>12761110
no

>>12761110
Kronii if she eventually wants to, otherwise Suisei!

>>12761110
Botan

>>12761110
I will breed with baelz as my wife kronii has no wish to be a mother

>>12761110
I will pick 5:
Kronii
Suisei
Marine
Fauna
Brrat

>>12761041
>How would they punish you if you guess wrong though?
enhancing omega and forcing him to dom you

>>12761110
roberu

>>12761201
oh nyooooo

>>12761110
i will forcibly breed Kronii

>>12759747
My hikki wife... hhhhnnngggg

>>12761110
I won't waste my life dreaming of things that can never be.

>>12761404
>not daydreaming to escape your dire reality

>>12761443
>not being a psychological masochist for Kronii
She WILL hurt your feelings and you WILL like it!

>>12761404
and yet you're perfectly comfortable wasting time /here/

>>12761481
Because I don't want to let (You) go.

>>12761473
What if I prefere daydreaming about Kronii physically hurting me instead?

>>12761514
awwwww

>>12761539
>Kronii will never stab you through the chest lovingly
Why exist

Kronii sensei telling you to see her after class

>>12761644
I'd do anything for an A!

>>12761693
Even paying attention to your online classes instead of watching chuubas

>>12761644
Kronii sensei raping you after class!

>>12761721

>>12761514
Thanks anon, I'll cum tribute to this post.

>>12761721
NEVER!

>>12761761
pics or it didnt happen

I've been meaning to ask, does anyone have an image of Kronii's teacup holding hand? I want to check if the fingers were as disgustingly long as the ones on the original controller png. For a friend, of course, haha.

>>12761110
Kronii, this isn't a difficult question

>>12761725
Kronii-sensei inviting you to her home after class!
Drinking tea offered by Kronii-sensei!
Lose consciousness while Kronii-sensei laughs!
Wake up in a torture room with Kronii-sensei wearing nothing but an apron!
Being sexually tortured and abused by Kronii-sensei in a span of two days!
While in the midst of a session with Kronii-sensei you manage to break free!
Strangled Kronii-sensei to death!
Raping Kronii-sensei's corpse in your starved and sleep deprived psychotic state!
Cuddling with Kronii-sensei's body until the police find you and try to figure out what the fuck happened!
Kronii-sensei!

This Kronii will give us plenty of love, unlike the original Kronii who hates us

>>12761813
I'm pretty sure I know who's behind this post!

>>12761878
hey bro did you mean to post an image of an empty kronii outfit?

>>12761878
I hate this Kronii, I only love the original Kronii

>>12761878
I cannot begin to describe the erection I have at the thought of Bae cosplaying as Kronii...

>>12761920
What about the kronii that was our wife...

>>12761849
I knew something was wrong when she was using an apron in a torture room

>>12761921
I cannot begin to describe the erection I have at the thought of Bae...

>>12761878
Imagine bae trying to act cold and narcissistic just to lose her cool once you oppose resistance

I've concluded this woman is the biggest fucking dork out of all the ENs. Even bigger than Mori.

>>12761878
I want to rape this Kronii

>>12762042
isn't it great

>>12762042
Did you just realize it?

>>12761597
>Kronii will never end your miserable life out of sheer pity
I will never be happy, not even in death

>>12762042

>>12762042
imagine a threesome with mori and kronii

>>12762033
Imagine RRAPING THIS CLOCK RRAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I HAVE TO FUCK THIS RRAT IN KRONII'S CLOTHES! I WANT TO SAVAGELY BREED AND IMPREGNATE HER BECAUSE KRONII DOESN'T WANT KIDS AND THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'LL GET! I WANT TO PUSH HER FACE INTO THE PILLOW AND CALL HER A DUMB HIKKI KOREAN! I WANT GROPE HER BREASTS! I WANT TO FUCK THIS RRAT THE WAY I COULD NEVER FUCK CLOCK! UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX WITH THIS FUCKING BRRAT!

>>12762042
her scuff and resulting gwaks are the most heartwarming dorkiness I have ever seen.
I LOVE THIS CLOCK

>>12762110
>GUH GWAK GUH GWAK GUH GWAK HUH GWAK

>>12762133
MUH DICK

>>12762133
why do I have a boner...

>>12762129
RAPE

>>12762167
This should help.

>>12762042
SHE IS KAKKOI

>>12762218
Kronii will never be kakkoi! She is a dork! A DORK!

>>12762110
>”Ya boi really knows how to bump and grind, know what I’m saying?”
>”Why are you like this?”

>>12762258
She's not a dork...

>>12762218
SHE IS NOT KAKKOI
SHE IS NOT KAWAII

SHE IS
KAKROWAII

>>12762217
HOLY FUCK STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Remember to take your daily dose of medicine.

>>12762258
SHE'S CUTE!

>>12762303
>>12762327
Cutest dork!

>>12762272
NOOOOOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO BE HORNY FOR MORI!

>>12762335
>Do I need to use my cheer dance?

>>12762303
She's chuuni and you can't deny it

>>12762335
>”Yeah! Ya boi can drop his ass like he can drop a mad beat!”
>(if I get her to eat me out, I don’t have to hear her drop lines like that anymore)

perhaps the part that hurts me most is that she's not unique. she's painfully real, and cripplingly familiar. she is a human being, and while there is no other exactly like Kronii, most of the things I love about her could be found in hundreds, possibly thousands of other women just in my own country. but by their nature these women are hard to find, by my own i lack both the drive and the ability to find them, and by both together i already know it would never work out anyway. this parasocial nightmare might very well be the closest I ever get to even knowing a girl like her, let alone being with one
s-sorry i'll shut up now...

Please stop making me want to fap to Mori...

>>12762335
>NOOOOOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO BE HORNY FOR MORI!
t. asian manlet

>>12762518
I'm not asian...

Do you like GFE?

>>12762503
bruh I really love her tits rigging, the shadow and the bounciness makes it so hypnotizing

>>12762376
>Mori doing her cheering routine, hypnotizing you with her udders

>>12762458
>tfw no stinky hikki fujo gf

>>12762579
I prefer CQE

>>12762581

>>12762458
I don't wanna think about it
I don't wanna think about it
I don't wanna think about it
I don't wanna think about it
I don't wanna think about it
I don't wanna think about it
I don't wanna think about it
I don't wanna think about it
god, I'm so fucking lonely and that will never change AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>12761644
>ywn suck Kronii-sensei’s clock under the desk to make up for your crappy grades
>ywn attend a meeting with Choco-sensei and Kronii-sensei where they scold and sexually abuse (you) for daydreaming and staring at their tits in class
>ywn be taught sexual Japanese and Korean words by your horny sex starved futa teachers
>ywn be molested by Fauna-sensei during PE and given special stretching exercise sessions and thick protein shakes
>ywn get drunk at the college bar with your student rep IRyS and pulled into the bathrooms to be raped by her
>ywn be whipped and assfucked by Mumei-sensei as she asks you to repeat history trivia she told you
>ywn observe Sana-sensei’s celestial body as she spagettifies your insides
>ywn be teased by Bae and attempt to overpower her only to fail and be throat fucked by chaos despite her small size
>ywn bring all of this up to Omega only to get raped by him as well

>>12762655
BANG BANG BANG
I WILL FUCK THIS STUPID WIGGER

>>12762579
LSE (Little Sister Experience)

>>12762655
I will... Fap to Mori... Guh.

>>12762655
I WILL NOT FALTER
I WILL NOT FAP TO MORI

>>12762638
What about CQC ?

>>12762706
Breeding with Mori and touching her scythe…

>>12762739
Yes, I do indeed want Kronii to slam me on the ground and attach baloons to me, bringing me into her Motherronii Base for extensive sex-brainwashing at the hands of Reine and IRyS

>>12762704
Tfw have a little sister, but no little sister experience. Life is not anime, bros!

>>12762739
Sparring with Kronii!
Kronii knocking you out cold with a spinning breast strike!

>>12762739
Guess Fauna is Skull Face then

>>12762739
Reminder that she HATES Metal Gear

>>12762774
B R E E D ?

ngl, this kinda hot

>>12762739
Pls spoonfeed me, I don’t know what that is…

>>12762817
Don't worry, LSE is for us siblinglets who want an idealized version of what having a sibling is like without any of the hardship. Just like GFE!

>>12762855
Nah, she just hates stealth games
MGR when?

>>12762879
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX

>>12762884
anon...
Close Quarters Combat
>>12762879
HOLY SEX

>>12762884
Close quarters combat

>>12762879
Holy SSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMEI MOLESTING AN UNPREPARED KRONII AND NO ONE BELIEVES KRONII AFTER OWL X CLOCK SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12762879
owl, please stop sexually assaulting the clock

>>12762739
>Kronii, try to remember some of the basics of CQC...
How far do you think Kronii got in MGS3DS? Did she even get to Ocelot...

>>12762879
I feel cucked. This is too good

>>12762879
This is the only kind of Kromei I'll accept. Any other versions of this?

>>12762879
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT HOLY SEX

>>12762879
>GWAK GWAK GWAK STOP GWAK GWAK I CAN’T GWAK GWAK I AM LOSING MY MIND GWAK GWAK I’M BEGGING YOU GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK IT’S COMING GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK I CAN’T GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK

>>12762918
>>12762914
Thank you for answering and not just spoon feeding me with dicks or something
Sounds nice, does it count melee stuff like sword fighting and fencing? I used to fence with a tomboyish girl I had a crush on years ago, she used to make me kneel when I lost sometimes
I-I totally don’t project her onto Kronii haha
“Fencing” sessions with Kronii! Polishing Kronii and Noel’s big lances! Kronii stabbing you repeatedly if you’re not sexually satisfying to her! Kronii altering the timeline and making you feel the pain of being murdered when you’re still alive if you cross her! Kronii!!!!!

bros I don't know if I can justify buying Fall Guys just for this

>>12763102
Fall Guys allows for up to 60 players, and Kronii has thousands of members. Your chances of playing with her, even if you buy it, are small.

>tfw procrastinating watching Reine stream instead of writing the reine fic
Fall moodswings HATE

>>12762579
I prefer RRE
Rrat Raping Experience

>>12763129
it's okay, you're,, um... doing research!

>>12763045
Ffs why some of you guys have cool crush stories? Fencing with a girl... I wish I did anything together with a girl.

>>12763180
that is a sufficent krope, I will take it

So were the whole Pure and White quip she had at the start of GRIS a whistle or what?

>>12763181
A South African girl kicked me in the balls once.

>>12763181
I also had a sort-of-crush on her (taller and stronger) sister who I didn’t know that well, and used to imagine them both as futanari girls both abusing and using me
Never acted on my crush and haven’t spoken to her for years….
I’ve been into this fucking futa stuff for years, please undastan

>>12763181
I used to be a healer with my ex in FFXIV.

>>12763232
Was she hot?

>>12763257
I'd say cute, like suburban pastel tumblr girl cute.

>>12763045
>I used to fence with a tomboyish girl I had a crush on years ago
So that's where your futanari fetish came from...

>>12763275
Oh so she was white

>>12763311
I-I said South African right?

>>12763129
That image scarouses me.
Imagine Kronii staring at you and following you in the darkness, calling out clock doko, clock doko? Echoing through the otherwise silent trees, and following you home, until you hear “clock koko~” whispered in your ears…
Which is the last thing you hear before she puts a bag over your head, takes you to her sex dungeon and rapes you before killing you with her swords
Yanderonii!!!!!!!!!!

>>12763128
Why would I want to play with 58 other Kromies anyway...

>>12763298
Unironically it might actually be, because I developed it around the same time I got a crush on her.

>>12763330
South africans can be white or black so

>>12763372
Why would I hang out with a Black South African...my oshi is Kronii not Sana

>>12762579
rodents like CBT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9foZ4a9cxJo

>>12763368
completely unrelated note, have you ever by chance had an interest in "sword swallowing"

>>12763393
To fuck a nigress, why else?

>>12763365
Anon...

>>12763365
HE HATES US

I had this chick who all the sudden started acting out around me, like awkwardly trying to talk to me, I was thickheaded and never realized she was trying to flirt with me.
About two months of me avoiding her she tried to outright talk to me but uhh... I did not recall her name... turns out that crushed her and she went for the second tallest guy in class instead...
Honestly I don't care, as I was into this anime weeb redhead at the time and she were a blond normie.

There's no way all of her members will actually be playing Fall Guys right?

>>12763365
I'm gonna grab your ass in Fall Guys so buy the fucking game

>>12763415
why would I want to do that

>>12763495
Just believe in yourself bro. If Gabe could get likes form her in both Twitter and YouTube you can do it too.

>>12763514
Uhhh to fuck a nigress, that's kind of self-explanatory

>>12763495
I'm a member and I know I'll have to be at work. Therefore, not all members will be playing Fall Guys.

>>12763181
I unironically never had a crush before watching kronii
now I am parasocial with an anime avatar fml

>>12763546
But I don't like Sana or Flare tho

>>12763546
yes but nothing about that sounds appealing so why would I do it

>>12763411
no but I’ve seen it and it disturbs me with how dangerous it is
However, I do want to swallow Noel’s sword since she’s a knight.
>>12763468
Anon…what if that blonde normalfag girl became (heh, becAME) Amelia?

take it easy

>>12763562
You're cute

>>12763181
I don't really have a cool crush story, the closest thing I have is the fact I was into a British girl and now I have a fetish for British accents.

>>12763562
I'm going to rape you now.

https://twitter.com/eliskalti/status/1458100546712350736?s=20

>>12763571
For the same reason people go to fuck ugly flip whores, exotic meat
>>12763563
Don't be gay

>>12763635
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>12763562
S-Same...

>>12763646
I don't fuck ugly women anon

>>12763635
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94032379

Turning Flare into Kronii's elf sex slave!

>>12763660
Beggars can't be choosers, anon. Just enjoy the meal

>>12763692
SEEEEEEEEEX UUUUOOOHHHHH- why are there berries.

>>12763635
SEX!

>>12763660
Flare i can understand since she's an elf, but
>Sana
>ugly
big fat milk chocolate titties and thighs are divine

>>12763721
Choose one
>She is with Mumei
>She was about to die on the berry farm before this

>>12763582
I mean in retrospect if I was smarter back then, I would had at least dipped in the pond before I crushed her heart

>>12763721
>SSSSSSEEEEEEXXXX with Kronii
>all goes well until you have something poking your ass
>suddenly sandwiched between owl and clock
>fucking Kronii as Mumei fucks you
SSSEEEEEXXXX!!!!
>>12763739
I want to drink Sana’s chocolate milk!

>>12763721
because I'm fucking her on mumei's bunkerronii bed

>>12763562
It's okay, I'm kinda in a parasocial relationship with her too. Funny how I went from real women to imaginary anime waifus to real women acting like anime waifus. Heh heh... fuck

>>12763692
>>12763635
>the pickaxe
kek

>>12763808
I thought I was out; I moved on to real women after my /a/ years but, what would you know, I've been pulled back in

>>12763597
>cute
more like emotionally stunted
I now wish I had a girl irl who actually liked me but I know thats not going to happen

>>12763603
That's aight. Sometimes British accents can sound sexy.
Though this made me think that even though I have fetishes they don't act like my personal preferences as I will take anyone who'll be interested in me as much as I'm interested in them...
though I suppose something of a fetish for me is wanting a girl to call me "onii-chan", but not exactly that, just the other soft word for "brother" in my language that doesn't translate to english lol. I might've read too much incest hentai... I'm not into real incest though, just the word is cute

>>12763495
Worst case scenario if I don’t get into a match is I can just refund the game.

Couldn’t be any worse than trying to get into a Mario Kart lobby.

>>12764070
If it helps anon, that's almost certainly not the case. I'm a social awkward weeb who has spent a literal decade on 4chan and I've still stumbled into several romantic and sexual relationships irl. I couldn't tell you how because I barely understand myself but there's so many people in the world that it's bound to happen eventually.

>>12763495
at least 3 kromies have admitted to not liking fall guys enough to play, so clearly that means you have a shot

>>12763603
>>12764072
Brittish holo when?

>>12763495
First you filter out all the people who can't make it to the timeslot
Then you filter out all the people who can't or won't buy/play Fall Guys for whatever reason
Then on top of that you have 60 chances to make it in since it supports 60 players at once
I'd say you have a pretty good shot

>>12764061
Fantasy women can never be cruel like real ones - that's pretty much what's keeping me away from real shit I suppose. I'm a big bitch for being this damaged by something that happened some time ago, but I really cannot get it out of my head so it kinda haunts me every time I wanna start looking for a gf again.
Though parasocial relationships can be pretty painful as well.

>>12764147
I ain't spending $20bucks on a game that I will probably play once

>>12764141
I dont even know how I would meet new people...

>>12764199
No anon, we have british holo at home

>>12764199
Please no... I wouldn't last

>>12764243
touch grass or go get a hobby that will lead you to meeting people

>>12764232
did she cheat on you anon

>>12764199
Soon I hope. Would be nice to not have my sleeping pattern fucked by trying to watch chuubas
T. Anglo

>>12764141
Can't exactly stumble into a relationship if you don't leave the house. Unless some really committed girl feels like breaking into my home.

>>12764268
:)

>>12764243
The easiest way is through work if you've already graduated college. I know people say don't shit where you eat but beggars etc etc. Failing that, look into the meetup app. You'll have to get past how cringe it is but you'll end up at a bar with a bunch of other people just as socially desperate as you. Once you go to one, it's easier to go to the next and you'll find a friend and maybe a gf with enough time.

>>12764245
I'd rather forget Ame's attempt at a brittish accent, thanks.

>>12764268
Baby steps anon. Go to a bookstore and just read there for a bit. Or a coffee shop. You don't have to talk to anyone if you're uncomfortable with it, just get used to being out. Over time you'll grow a bit more comfortable with going to a new place and you can take the next step into faking being a normie.

why was this absolute shitpost of a model so hilarious and also such a perfect fit for kronii the fucking look it gives you slays me every single time goddamn

>>12764290
>>12764290
IRYS PLS BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AND TAKE MY VIRGINITY ONEGAI

>>12764405

>>12764405
>>12764482
This face makes me hard...

Thanks to Kronii and you guys, I finally started getting my shit together and am on the path of becoming a [[BIG SHOT]]. I got a promotion with associated raise and my own team to lead.

>>12764543
Based prrrrrrrromotion poster

>>12764268
>tfw no cute clumsy femrobber gf
>ywn wake up in the middle of the night to a loud crashing sound and a startled "eep!"
>ywn catch her freaking out over the remains of the TV that she dropped
>ywn see her freeze like a deer in the living room lights
>ywn watch her dogeza and beg you not to call the police
>ywn agree, seeing that she's not really cut out for crime
>ywn make her pay off the TV debt by helping out around your house
>ywn get to know her over the next few weeks and learn she's just a cute dork in a financial rut

>>12764646
Fuck you

>>12764646
We’ve all been robbed by Kronii though. She stole our hearts
Robberonii…

>>12764646
This reminds me of Gabe's burglar-rape fic and Fluff's highwayman fic, except even fluffier.

>>12764263
I've told this story before and I don't wanna start blogposting again, but I guess I could give you the short version. I had a clingy menhera gf which I helped so much she stopped being menhera and dropped me. Isn't this called the pygmalion effect btw?

>>12764701
Fuck, this is true...

>>12764701
you just want her to rob your anal virginity with her massive clock, assuming you still have it

>>12764646
fuck you, preferably with a barbed-wire-wrapped baseball bat...
>>12764701
n-no, I am a whore! My heart belongs to no one, only myself! Give it back you stupid, adorkable clock!

>>12764805
you're looking mighty rapeable anon...

>>12764886
I just wanted to be horny for holos, man...then this bitch of a clock shows up and changes the rules of the game without my consent by being a painfully relatable dumbass...

>>12764646
>tfw a cute girl will never literally drop into your arms saving you from the trouble of having to overcome your social anxiety disorder and agoraphobia
why even live...

Imagine the timeline where you are genderbent Kronii the top of holostars EN, and Kronii is a a fangirl who wish she were not just a regular on VT?

>>12765006
>imagining a timeline where I'm successful and desired
Why would I spend my time doing that?

>>12765035
Sure beats giving up

>>12765056
Imagining and doing are two different things, anon. I'd rather spend my time accomplishing my goals than daydreaming about a world where they're already true.

>>12765076
What are your goals, dear Kronie?

>>12765103
kronii's throbbing clock

>>12765103
Losing weight
Not needing meds to survive a social encounter because of my crippling social anxiety
I'm doing well on number 1 but I haven't figured out where to begin on 2 plus since the pandemic started I've been out of meds and not been able to buy more which has fucked me

>>12765076
>>12765144
Good luck fattie

>>12765144
Ganbare!

>Marine and Sana returning from breaks
>Korone taking a medical break
>Iofi taking a medical break
>Kronii about to go on a break
THEY ARE Yagoo's house of broken girls

>>12765234
What if a holo was dying of cancer and only had 5 years left to live so they decided to take up streaming so they'll have at least some fun before they go...

>>12765234
I'm going to mourn Kronii's passing..

>>12765269
Don't say that...

>>12765206
Thank you anon, I'm not at the stage where I feel confident looking for a girlfriend yet, but I've gotta start where I can even if it's small
>>12765178
Hey, I've gotten to the point where now I'm technically overweight, not obese.

>>12765309
There's a chance it could happen during her break...

>>12765353
that's it, I am putting you down!

>>12765369
Not if I rape you first!

>>12765353
Kronii is actually terminally ill and will die in 3 years. She wants to give us the best content she can before that happens.

>>12765449
Fuck you

>we are in the "she is gonna fucking die!" timeloop again
exquisite, just as the simulations predicted

>>12765458
Over time, her body will gradually start breaking down. Her voice will get weaker, and she'll eventually be tied down to her bed, unable to even use her inevitable 3D model. But every day, she'll still find the strength in her to say "kroniichiwa" and "kroyasumi", even if it uses the last of her breath to do so, because she loves her Kronies that much.

I told you IRyS is

>>12765555
>>12765555
about to break into your house? yep

>>12765502
bringing some old shit for feels

>>12765487
I don't remember the last time I felt like this... I had a long distance relationship once where every time they so much as went out driving I would catastrophize and freak out imagining they got into a car accident or something even though they'd be back just fine an hour later. Kronii has become an obsession to me. An addiction.

>>12765579
>One day Kronii will say Kroyasumi for the last time
AND THEN SHE WILL TALK ABOUT BIONICLE

>>12765649
Send the SC you fag

>>12765660
No, I'm scared

>>12765502
>You never know which Kroyasumi will be the last
>Every time she says it in that weak, raspy voice, you fear you'll wake up tomorrow to an announcement by Cover
>The one announcement you didn't want to hear
>But even so, you tune in every day, and you superchat every stream, because it makes her happy, and you live to see the happiness in her faltering words
>Gradually, it felt like she was getting better. Her voice was getting higher, there was more pep, more energy in her 'kroniichiwas' and 'kroyasumi's
>You went to bed that Tuesday, finally having managed to sneak your way into a 'gameplay with members' stream after trying so long to get into one of the spots
>You remember making her laugh, messing with her, and helping her
>You remember her energetic 'kroyasumi' at the end. It sounded so healthy, you couldn't even tell she was sick. It was like the way she said it in her first few months post debut.
>You didn't even realize it'd be the last kroyasumi you'd hear from her, even as you went to bed that night...
>...and woke up to an official statement by Cover the next day that would change your life forever.

>>12765689
Consider yourself lucky you won't live to see that day, then