/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ohhh Konnui

>>13022721

>>13022762
adorable halal daughterwife inshallah

>>13022721
Holy fuck it hurts

>>13022767
wait, she answered it?!

>>13022813
she's not even my oshi

>>13022828
same. same.

After everything I went through, I finally reached the end of my journey. Standing in front of me was a younger version of him, looking straight at me. Everything I want to tell him is tangled up in a mess of various thoughts running wild inside my head. Slowly, I stand up and approach him. Once I am standing right in front of him, I don't know what to do. I've come this far, yet I don't know what to tell him. Then I remember something in my pocket; my hand reaches out and pulls out an old photo of him and me. I tear the photograph into two parts without thinking: one piece with him and one with me. Putting the part of the photo with him in my pocket, I say:

"Thank you for everything. Whatever you decide to do in the future, please make sure you don't regret it. And if you decide to leave, I'll be waiting for you at the place where we first met, even at the end of time."

As soon I stop speaking, I offer him the part of the photo with me on it, and he takes it and looks at me with a questioning look on his face. I turn around and open a portal to get out of here. Stepping into the time vortex, it's almost as if I can feel his hands reaching out for my coat, but I don't stop and enter the portal. Inside the flow of time, I wonder what awaits me in the present.

trade maid hat for bag msg rates.

>>13022637
What is rushia holding?

>>13022986

>>13022154
time

>>13023283
i want to rape matsuri
your soundpost is broken, its needs to be %2F

>WU
>Miss GF stream
>Make breakfast
Well look at that, 4 digit Miko

>>13023245
I meant image cap, gomen

>>13023050
BUY buttons, idiot.

We're playing next /nasfaqg/! We're against /w/

>>13023680
fug thanks

>>13024196
... I thought we were dead?

>>13024235
/y/

I will be the one to make bread wear this dress, mark my words.

>>13024454

>>13022913
Hey Nino, thanks for running it while I was gone, but I'm taking the Treasury back.

I just realized that Flare is a shitcoin, how do I dump a fat 1k stack of $FLARE without dying in the process? Just sell if above MPP?

>>13025247
just hold your stack bro

>>13025247
8% isn't THAT bad But also yes, sell Flare and Towa 24/7, dips lie to you, they're good deals.

>>13022913
Here's your popcorn, sir. I presume you're here for the upcoming grand ending of the loreposting saga?

>>13025643
rigger be gone

>>13025669
Rigger was not removed.

>>13025638
>a 30% dip leaves her at 7% (you do NOT round 7.13 up to 8)
>not that bad
and when she goes back to 13k that's going to be a 5.5% return, I might as well buy civia at this point

>>13025812
stay poor

>>13025247
>Flare is a shitcoin
no choccy milk for you!

>>13025906
you don't know where the milk comes from it's fine ignore him

Gurape!

>>13025937
>you don't know where the milk comes from it's fine ignore him
It is Flare's own breast milk retard

>>13025993
i don't beleeb it. brown cows don't give choccy milks, why would a brown elf give choccy milk

>>13026033
Trust in the plan

>>13025993
>It is Flare's own breast milk

>>13025993
>Flare's breast milk is as brown as her

>>13026071
i need proof of flare being milked before i beleeb

>>13026112
Sent the proof to your e-mail

>>13026100
>Chocolate Elf has chocolate breast mjölk
Is it that hard to believe

>>13026284
she's not even a real elf

>>13026313
>Chocolate Half-Elf has chocolate half-fat breast milk

>>13026313
She is half-elf half-chocolate. Thus, she makes choccy milk

Today I still believe Lamy's breast give sake

Hey shion oshicoiner, I was thinking about going out today. You know, go watch a film and then go eat something together. What about you?

>>13026636
and so I believe Flare give choccy milk

>>13026636
it's not sake, it's milk with alcohol infused into it, with other altering properties

>>13026680
>shion oshicoiner

bye sleep-rythm, goddamnit satisfactory

Guess it's on me to make 35353 Mikochi happen now

>>13027435 i tried but the curse got me dead in the end, i hope you make it happen

>>13026892
I don't want to namesdrop because it might attract schizos and ruin our time together.

>>13027435
it's "sleep-schedule", in english.

CAMON TSUGU

>>13027653
Right as the numbers were shifting in her favour as well... Guess I'll see you around anyways, look at hoguchi still being here some times. Otherwise, t'was a pleasure. A Tyskie in your honor.
>>13027666
shit, thank you

>>13027902
i will still try to talk and shitpost here sometimes cause i genuinely like the people who visit here but i just cant play the game anymore i just get mad all the time inb4 its only game comments i will also make sure to haunt you with image of my wallet from last minute everytime you ask people for wallets to give them advice

>>13028041
might be a while until I do that again because I am on vacation for 3 weeks starting tomorrow.
can't really travel though.
still not taking it.

Stop replying to imaginary post. Onyan is dead. It is just the voices in your head.

That was a good run again this divegrass 6letters!

>>13028247
has that ever stopped me from talking?

smiles dead? huh

>>13029755
gacha killed him, he's a gambling addict, he had to quit. He spent a lot on kofi hopung devs woud give him special items but they never did. He just whales genshin now

>>13029807
>whales genshin
a fate worse than death

I love ame so much bros...

Buy sex
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94005993

i will buy both

>>13032984
actual pleb tier taste, you get the rope with the rest of the clock fags

>>13033333
based

>>13033333
Could be worse, could be a Sana fanart.
CHECKED

>>13033333
Shut the fuck up Nenefag I'll neck you

>>13033504
thank you for volunteering; alas, straight into the rope

need towa gf

one of the Konnui's in this thread please post proof that you are Konnui...

There is not a financial amount for what I need. I would bankrupt myself, I would die. I want to eat Mel's ass. I need it.

>>13034436
just become her manager

>>13034487
I don't support cucks

yfp, poker night when?

>>13034010
Sorry best I can do is nasfaq gf (male)

>>13035407
also this. pay up wagie

>>13022886
I forgot

>>13035514
Can you at least wear Towa's perfume?

>>13037084
>investigator match mikofag

>>13027435
>goddamnit satisfactory
I'm 100% NEET rn and I still don't hate myself enough to do that again. Would literally be able to play that shit for 8 hours straight. And it's a game that DOESN'T END. No. No no no no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_Jm5vrzY0
>>13033333
checked but faggot

>>13022637
Give me the source image NOW

>>13037084
>post mumei
ogey

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember to roll, supa, bid, launder and buy responsibly! Week is still young and there are a lot of investing opportunities ahead!

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>13038045
>02:00:01

>>13038045
>18:00:01

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 5,521,645, a 0.92% increase from yesterday's volume.
>Average shares per coin is 96,871. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 302,049 shares, or 5.47% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 15,599 shares, or 0.28% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 36):
>Miko :: +6.6%
>Watame :: +5.6%
>Nene :: +5.2%
>Luna :: +5.1%
>Reine :: +4.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 20):
>Nachoneko :: -6.7%
>Mel :: -3.9%
>Mumei :: -2.6%
>Sora :: -2.1%
>Noel & Botan :: -1.9%

1 coin (Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.
12 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $119,298.41, which is an increase of 3.79% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $84,830,486,174.65, which is an increase of 7.70% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $15,363.26. A total of 9 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $8,761,659,183.09 in total market value, or 10.33% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $90,394,655.61 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 36):
>Nachoneko :: +62.4%
>Rushia :: +58.0%
>Calliope :: +41.4%
>Mel :: +32.7%
>Suisei :: +28.0%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 21):
>Lamy :: -27.8%
>Miko :: -27.1%
>Sana :: -25.4%
>Nene :: -19.1%
>Flare :: -17.8%

23 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $177,504,940, which is a decrease of 13.69% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $93,782,133.74 today, a decrease of 19.93% from yesterday's salary.
>The Broker's net worth is equal to 65.4% of the top 2 players' net worth combined.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 21):
>Aqua :: +62.3% o7
>Mel :: +24.9%
>Noel :: +24.1%
>Miko :: +14%
>Nabi :: +7.1%
>Calliope :: +6.2%
>Sana :: +6.1%
>Suisei :: +4.1%
>Amelia :: +3.3%
>Roboco :: +3.2%

36 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

Apologies for the lack of Afternoon Review. I'm currently recovering from a wrist injury, so typing isn't exactly something easy or comfortable at the moment. If I don't post Numbers Review for the next few days, or if you don't hear much from me, I'm still lurking, and the data will still be posted in the archive in the OP.

In the meantime, the Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>13039129
is there a way to know if Smiles deleting his account actually removed shares from the game?
Also, good luck on your recovery!

>>13039248
You would need data on what Smiles was holding before deletion. You could cross reference that against the day's trades and see if there's any link.
By all rights, smiles was a top player, and they didn't empty their wallet before deleting their account, so it stands to reason that their departure would vacate a huge chunk of shares.

>>13039486
I don't know if he's around right now, but I'm sure he'll drop a screenshot later if he sees this, as far as I'm aware he had 1k of every coin but Miko (10k+ iirc) and Aqua (no clue on this one), anyway, thanks, if I get a hold of his wallet I'll try to check

>>13039248
>>13039486
smiles' wallet is easy enough to piece together from memory. 1000 of everything, and some indeterminately large amount of Miko.
>>13039626
Correct

im 70% sure that account deletion doesn't affect shares. that's what i noticed in early game deletions ie financivial

>>13039661
but that's wrong, there's some meme numbers in there like 1111 maririn
>>13040118
100% they are unaffected, we established that right at the beginning. there's a unknown number of dead coins out there affecting our volatility...

Buying Stack right now

>>13040276
devs should push a QOL update/ number recounts after a major update. server side trader please honk im desperate

>>13038045
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Sunday, November 14th

>>13022637
feeling lucky today

>>13039129
get well soon

>>13022637
Og pic source?

Can I short Towa yet

>>13046297
No

>>13046457
When will I be able to

>>13046297
>short towa
i misunderstood, oops.

>>13046514
When Towa reaches 1.5k dividends

>>13033504
>Nenefag
It ain't me.
For the record, Kronii's quite enjoyable. Sana is the best council member though.

>>13046613
I can't believe nenefag is going to oshichange to Sana

>>13046762
>oshichange
I will never cheat on my wife, I love her very much.

>>13046825
I'm gonna cheat on your wife

My rates are 25k per webcam, if you cancel and put it lower I will buy it, I'll even let you mark it up to 30k each, just not 45k each.

>he has a wife
lmao fag, oshi is pure
>htggg
even captcha is mean...

Sana assures me if she starts a cult, it'll be accessible. Very based.

wts hope (also onions)

Night

>>13049338
should've sold your yellow cards before you quit, faggot

yfp, if i donate, will you show me some feet pics?

>>13039486
>>13039626
>>13039661
late response as i was dead asleep but here is the last screenshot if you want to figure something out

i dont think the total share count got affected however the oshiboard sure did get hit

ID 3D delayed again

>>13050912
Civia's only gaining about 450~550 shares a day. Civiacoin would 100% miss 1008 shares going poof. It might just be that there's a system thing that has to account for it, but it's definitely worth looking into. If the system is still counting coins tied to a deleted account as in circulation, that's problematic, as it means there's a huge bulk of dead coins that can never move in the market, which can influence inflation and volatility. Smiles' account deletion basically froze a % of the volume of every coin, for many coins a non-insignificant amount.
We've had more than a couple of top players ditch accounts. How fucked is Matsuri's volatility? Noel's? What about not just the oshicoins of past big players, but the common meta coins like Gura, Holo, and Mori?

why can't we have nice things in this world

>>13052835
because I have no nasfaq gf

ina's classical music stream was fucking amazing, watching the archive rn, I love her so much bros

>>13052835
>Nora graduating
>Tower qutting
It is tough being Kenzeku

>>13053470
i will never take anything for granted anymore

>>13053377
Checked

>>13053470
Tower is quitting?

>>13052250
You could see that me deleting my account made no dent in total shares of each coin i owned, makes me wonder if that data is saved incase someone wants to come back? (as stupid as that sounds)

Also wdym by matsuri, tummy erotic account is still very much alive, though i guess you can consider it dead

>>13054635
There is a much older account that was like #12 and oshi'd Matsuri, then abayo'd.

>>13054761
My account was started on april 18th and i dont have anything like that in my memory so that user either died before i started or my memory is crap

>>13053377
She was so fucking cute bro

>>13054903
smiles... your suicided users reps...

>>13053377
Yeah, it was pretty fantastic. Very cute, I should watch more Ina.

>>13055827
I fucking hate this image

>>13056034
Are you frustrated?

>>13055820
Thats who i meant by tummy erotic in my previous message bro

>>13056064
No, I also hate this image btw

>>13056082
fuck I'm retarded

>>13056064
I hate it too

>>13056280
Its ok, i too, am retarded

>>13048869
>25k per webcam
Weak. I will bid 100k per microphone, sometimes higher.

(You) WILL buy my items. They're all new and still in the original packaging. There's also the random chance you will get one with the respective chuuba's autograph. You won't say no to your oshi, right anon?!

The single energy drink is only half full, wanna know why?! Because Aqua drank from it... You wanna share an indirect kiss with your oshi, right anon?!

One of the Irys soda's and Suisei's ringo is actually filled with body fluids from them, you wanna taste your oshi, right anon?!

>>13057978
Anon don't you remember the first billion dollar ringo juice? Guess what was inside

>>13048869
Don't you have to fill bread's cunny? Stop playing a retarded stock larping game and stop the menhera attack bread is having

>>13053377
Started watching the archives right now, your oshi is so cute while drawing, Tentacult...

biggest problem with nasfaq is just that you have to be retarded to actually lose money. forever going up, just slower or faster than others isnt really fun

>>13058379
Move the adjustment times to 1 am EST so that people wont rely on YT API updates

>>13058408
I haven't relied on the api for months now. when you are rich enough you just buy every dip

>>13058321
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT

>>13058529
Try being happy for once, investigator. I heavily recommend it.

>>13058716
>no immagine filename
>all caps
>post made at like 10 am for him
I think you caught the wrong investigator

Hi, it's me the investigator, yep exactly him. I just want to say that I really love nino and I want to fuck him violently

>>13060755
based

Hi, it's me the investigator. I just want to say I love konnui

>he didnt 5x Lamy
don't say I didnt warn you

>>13060994
Who doesn't have like 1000 Lamys

>>13061040

>>13061093
Wallet looks pretty based

What the hell happened here?

>>13060961
Hi, it's me Dansa, just wanted to come by and say that I also love Konnui.

>>13061915

>>13061915
It's me, NenePro Ltd.
You love Konnui too?

oh nyoo, all those hat crowns are gone

>>13062567
You are the new hat king tampa, good luck!!

>>13062567
does this mean that Smiles's son is going to murder you

>>13062675
I've made a huge mistake

>>13062675
No way smiles has a son

>>13062739
He prob has a daughter(male)

https://pastebin.com/GdxvJYUX
Luna doing some more random membering of streams

I bet he joins the 41%

>>13062739
Uoh son with my retarded onion wife i bet hes very retarded after both of the parents!!!!!

>>13062813
Who?

>>13062843
smiles and his tranny "daughter"

>>13062843
Dancer and Smile's son

Shut up, smiles is for me

>>13062864
>>13062871
What the hell even is this rrat?

I'm gonna bleed so much money from auctions...

>>13062895
show wallet

ssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

>11/15
>still no kenzoku rioting against inflation
they never realized honk is taking their bibis away slowly...

>>13063382
They just need to go Towa solo only coin

>WU
>Do my morning routine
>GF stream in couple of minutes
>>13063334
Dang, I missed yesterday's stream

please dip again I need another 700

>>13063707
ywn make curry for ayamy and lick her toes

ogey

Someone buy my auction items and put up a rushia hat while you're at it, chu chu chu <3

>>13063889
Are you Konnui?

>>13063974
if you put your heart into it, sure, i can be konnui

ToT

post 'em

>>13064290

>>13037149
I can also wear her outfit if you want

>>13061915
Thank you Dancer! <3

>>13064290

>>13064290
lol and, indeed, lmao

>>13064290
We've done worse.

>>13064394
THE-
THE REAL KONNUI?

I'm gonna need A-chan to slow her roll. I'm almost out of $Holo to sell on these spikes.

Konnui konnui KONNUI konnui konnui Konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui Konnui, Konnui, konnui Konnui's konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui KonnuiKonnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui.

>Konnui - Konnui, konnui konnui KONNUI konnui, konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui KonnuiKonnui
>Konnui - Konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui KONNUI konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui's konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui Konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui, Konnui, Konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui Konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui Konnui konnui Konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui, konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui konnui's konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui
>Konnui - Konnui, konnui konnui KONNUI konnui
Konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui konnui's konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui's konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui, konnui konnui konnui's konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui konnui Konnui konnui konnui konnui Konnui konnui konnui konnui.

>>13064868
kek, how many more of these are there

>>13065457
There are not enough, that's for sure.

>>13065337
I'm manually removing this post when I make the word cloud.
>>13065490
kek^2 overdue for a rewatch but I can't sleep until there's no Mayday left to watch

>>13065337
konnui?

>>13065512
There's always time for a rewatch, I stop myself by waiting for reaction video uploads. Otherwise, I'd be on my billionth rewatch by now.

https://pastebin.com/NbLs85Ha
Mel numbers and more luna downs
Please ignore the botan stats, it is a bug in my code that I have to inspect why it's occurring. For now, I sleep

>>13065998
ohhhhhh, sex

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>13057430
I have a standard to maintain.
>>13058111
But that isn't bread.
>>13064374
https://litter.catbox.moe/g42hg7.png For your preparations.

Reading the Bora graduation thread has made me extremely disillusioned with this board.

I did a thing

>>13065512
Ohhh Konnui

>>13066114
>Reading the Bora graduation thread has made me extremely disillusioned with this board.
Do elaborate

>>13066114
who is bora?

>>13066114
>£135
>japan, male

>>13066488
Absurd amounts of falseflagging and tribalism for no real reason. I expected it for Coco considering who she is and what the deal was for her, but seeing it for Bora really struck a chord with me as most would not even care for her, really made me disillusioned with even coming to the board.
>>13066539
NijiKR member who I really liked and was a really close friend of Towa's.
\>>13066600
https://litter.catbox.moe/tvejvb.jpg Male branding on perfumes mean nothing as long as it smells good.

>>13066666

>>13066666
>Absurd amounts of falseflagging and tribalism for no real reason
Isn't this a everyday thing?

DEEP WOODY

>>13066666
What the fuck is that chart? Are you a woman?

>>13067000
>Doesn't know that all Kenzoku are pretty girls
But what did I expect from a whore poster.

>>13066876
Yes it is, but it completely devolved of any real conversation of Bora and seeing her thread turn into an absolute shitfest with nothing tangentially related to her just made me sick that "people" on this board just only seek to fling shit/drama even when it's something they don't care about. It's a bit different seeing it for someone who would normally never get the light of day on this board except to small/dedicated threads get dragged into people's drama arguments. Hard to describe really, just thought the board could maintain at least some decency.
>>13067000
It's a chart comparing the perfumes they release at that company and their respective scents, I did an explanation of it at >>12969134 for the Towa thread. For the woman question, you can believe what you will. Also this, >>13067088.

>>13065512
ohhhhh konnui love

>>13066666

>>13067000

>>13066228
BIG

>>13066114
I'm warning you, I'm an aussie

Well, i put an extra zero on the auction by accident... Wtf can i do now?

>>13069599
cancel it

>>13069631
let me just cancel it for 10 million kek

>>13069599
hope that someone with a wallet larger than their brain takes pity on you

>>13069639
Are you Konnui or a Kenzoku?

>>13069690
I'm (you).

ATTENTION: Oyakodon Capital
kill yourself

>>13069831
Sorry, then you are not getting my money.

>>13069556
nvm

KoroneSuki... Your expired auctions cost you $1,248,000 per day... against your net worth of $1,526,189.
And you have even more auctions on their way to expiration.

>>13071069
>Do note that you must be careful when setting the expiration! If you overrun this period with no sales you'll be charged an extension fee of $1,000 per 15 minutes!
does he have thousands of auctions up or what? if the extension fee is only $1,000 you might have gotten that number wrong

>>13071069
Moriloli makes me feel things...

>>13071357
What do you think about Krunny?

low test fag posters

Please stop posting lolis. They're making me imagine about taking care of a daughter I know I'll never have and it hurts just a bit.

>>13071782

>>13071782
Why would you do this to me... the week is just starting...

>>13071759
high test hag poster

Suggesting "You Were Never Really Here" for movie night, it has a loli and is basically Taxi Driver but newer. 100% gosling.

Suggesting "ESCAPE FROM L.A." for movie night, it has action that is more badass and epic than any of the modern shitfest CGI trash

>>13071224
The extension fee is $1,000 per 15 minutes. Meaning, $4,000 per hour, or $96,000 per day.
He has 17 auctions that expired or are within 15 minutes of expiration. That's $1,632,000 per day unless you cancel... which costs half their price. Which for him is about $7,500,000. Against a net worth of about $1,500,000.
You can actually see him drop in the rankings in real time whenever the leaderboard updates.
>>13071357
>>13071759
Such is the price of a qt NASFAQ tako wife...

>>13072358
huh, I guess $1,000 every 15 minutes adds up faster than I thought

>>13072358
If he can just drop the prices to like 300K except of Tower's webcams and Sora's mics

>>13072404
That's how loan sharks get you! And honk, it would seem.

>>13071782
>>13071826
Don't let the your dreams remain such. You will get a wife, you will have a family, you will see your children grow in respectable adults and you will grow old knowing that you have raised people that will make the world a little bit better.
We are all gonna make it, you just need to believe it.

>>13072431
How, though? He'd need to cancel the auctions to do so, wouldn't he? They are at $1M currently, so cancelling them all would put him in $6M of debt. If he re-listed everything at 300K, he'd make maybe $5-7M at most, putting him dangerously close to zero or negative net worth.
>>13072483
Based Kaminaposter.

>>13072569
He'll lose a lot more if he keeps overpricing items with ever so low quantity and have no dedicated buyers of those items. Only Kuriri and (Ma) buys from him

>>13072483
>you will grow old knowing that you have raised people that will make the world a little bit better.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFCUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13072678
I mean, sure, but that's for the future. The present situation is that he's fucked with no way out, is what I'm saying.
New leaderboard update just happened, he lost exactly $16K in 15 minutes (64k per hour, or around $1.5M per day), on items that are basically unbuyable and that cannot be cancelled unless he goes heavily into debt.

>>13071782
just imagine grandchildren. Imagine how it would feel to see your precious daughter have a daughter of her own, and seeing how happy having a child makes her.

>>13072902

>>13072902
I think that would be an ultimate happiness. It means not only you cared for your children, but they were able to mature into someone able to have children themselves. It fills me both with hope; thinking I can make the world a better place through my blood, and dread; thinking I will never be able to pay everything forward and make my corner of the world just a bit better. God fucking damnit I dont have alcohol why must you make me face these thoughts as sober as a watchdog.

still no nasfaq gf why even live

Heimin, congrats on 10k Kanata coins, onwards to many more.

>>13072889
All his fodder items are expiring or expired already anyways, the hats will at least pull some buyers in

CONGLATYULASYON HEIMIN
invite me to your wedding when you get married to the kenzoku thanks

congrats heimin from the afterlife, 10k sure is a big achievement, onwards to 20k!!!

>>13073106
because knowing that there is someone out there who shares these thoughts takes a bit of the edge off. I'm sorry anon

>>13067248
That's bound to happen. This is /vt/ holoboard, where nijisanji events only exists to be used as a bullet for shitflinging or as a bait

I fucking hate all of you stop talking about having children it's making me so fucking sad god damn make it stop polease

Congratulations Heimin on reaching 10k. Your reward will be sex tonight.

bros i can’t stop listening to mumei but oshichanging is for fags

>>13073782
just do it

>>13072183
>>13072346
You realize you can add options to the poals, right?
https://poal.me/aq22i4 - Feature
https://poal.me/je8alv - Encore
I don't even put any thought into "ties" FFS, whatever is showing higher up on the list is automatically what I'll play.
OK, I put a little thought into it - e.g. I voted "Predator" so it shows above "Falling Down" but I believe the default sort is alphabetical, so I'll play "Falling Down" if it's still in the lead by Wed/Thurs-ish.

Omedetou Heimin! Keep at it, raise that Kanatan stack to the skies!

>>13073753
Let my man's willy out of the cage for tonight

koronesuki's shit cluttering up the auctions page is annoying, I'm buying some of it

>>13074086
you fell for his plan

>>13073495
OMEDETOUUUU

>>13074629
i know who and what youre doing stop...

>>13073495
>>13073609
>>13073666
>>13073816
>>13074603
Thank you, everyone! I'm really happy to be part of this community!
>>13073753
P-please take care of me...

Help me take this off, anon. It's stuck...

>>13022867

>>13075833
stop eating so much you fat fuck shouldnt you be in a retirement home

>>13075902
N

Is there a list of all the nasfaq couples? I'm curious about how many there are.

nasfaq dating sim doko? devs get on it

>>13077396
maybe me and (you) someday...

>>13077396
me and (you)

>>13077518
>>13077522
You guys know I'm not a great lover, right?

>>13077613
its fine in the void it doesnt matter if you are great at it or not

So lonely, so alone.

>>13077666
checked. maybe someday...

>>13077666
NO NOT EVEN WITH THOSE NUMBERS

>>13077649
You are gonna leave me like everyone else, so no.

>>13077613
I guess we could learn together then <3

>>13077928
theres nowhere to go down here in the void though where would I go

>>13078050
>Nowhere to go
You must be new around here

The void isn't so bad, just lonely. And cold, so cold

>>13078050
>theres nowhere to go down here in the void
How new?

>>13078032
>>13078050
Please stop

>>13078117
>>13078175
thats right, just about 30 hours in, need to explore this place more maybe ill find something cool

What is the void and what's the lore behind it?

>>13078305
Hop on my bike, I know the void portals by heart, I'll get you far away from him

>>13078305
could we at least be friends? it would be a start...

>>13078380
Thank you anon
>>13078475
I'm sorry but no

>>13077928
>leaving your waifu
Who would do something like that?

>>13078117
I fucking hate this image

>>13078475

>>13078513
oh. sure. nothing new I guess.

>>13078612
hi dansa

>>13078685

>>13078719

>>13078732
I don't know who this dansa character is, he sounds cool though

i’m gonna rape suisei

>>13078513
I know a good spot, not very well known so he should bother you there, and quite beautiful.
Just make sure to hold onto me as we cross the Va͞lley͠ ̦̠ơ̙̙̝͕̤̳͔f̹͕̮̮ ̢̮È͚̠̦ń̢̟̝̦͞'̴̧̖z̺͈ḩ̵̸̣a̸͈͢h̢̝͎̭̭a͍͉͚̼͔̠͜ĺ̙͖̻͔̟̳̙̗o̷̞̘̝͖̮̖͟t̨̺̠͝h̢͍͇̮͉͔, it's a bit of a rough patch.

>>13078767
he's definitely an interesting character, you should get to know him sometime

>>13078767
You should meet him, he's a lovely fella

I have been summoned.

>>13078767
just don't let him near your CDs if you have any

>>13078625
I'm sorry but it's better if we keep being distant, trust me.
>>13078564
I don't want to talk about it.
>>13078835
Thanks for the ride anon.

>>13079104
Can I keep this one? It's useful.

>>13079104
say what you want, you cant unvirgin that cd.

>>13079051
Want a luna hat?

>>13079104
What's CDs?

>>13079213
fuck off smiles

>>13079219
CDS NUTS!

I'm going to be a nasfaq widow soon so I am taking applications...

>>13079268

>>13079268
I can't believe it. You got me. Fucking hell. Killing myself now

Is it time to reach the file limit yet?

>>13079299
are you sure

>>13079268
GOTTEM

>>13079299
I cba to bake another bread, otherwise yes

>>13079244
Never <3

>>13079344
Kiara wrestling match

>>13056064
Fuck this image

>>13079369
ogey

>>13079177
*sigh*