/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13089183
I love Gura the most

dinner is ready

I'm in love with Gura!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>13088744
you're thinking of wedge shoes
https://youtu.be/yF3WCi2q2-o?t=14490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww29p-WZ6dg&t=4300

>>13089345
won't her ankles break?

I might actually hang myself when she graduates

>>13089391
I don't see it happening, when her voice gives out she'd just Suisei and stop singing

>>13089345
god she's so cute

How do we resolve the Gura question?

Gura is the cutest, sweetest, and funniest girl in the world!

>>13089431
It’ll be a few years, but I don’t think she’s going to do this forever

>>13089499
Japan needs to do fuckbots with programmable personality. Cover would make Gura wear Westworld hat for couple years then everyone with $200000 can have himself a Gura!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys69fYkl6nA

>>13089599
why the fuck wouldn't she? it's a cushy remote job
I have one and I don't intend to leave it until my time to die comes

>>13089248
I will rip you open if you eat my oshi!

>>13089674
She already has all the money she needs to live comfortably for the rest of her life. Also it's quite rare for someone to stay in the same corporate job for longer than 4 years.

>>13089391
Better than her dying

she probably will only ever leave when she feels like she doesnt have any friends left at hololive anymore
so whenever that happens

>>13089835
>She already has all the money she needs to live comfortably for the rest of her life.
That is bullshit and we've been over it: Cover talents only get 35% of membership and superchat money and the rest like ads and merch we know nothing about.
>Also it's quite rare for someone to stay in the same corporate job for longer than 4 years.
rare where? among normalfags? does she look like a normalfag to you?
t employee of 12 years

>>13089970
nah, they'll just all graduate together.

sniff
https://twitter.com/Dinoartforame/status/1460446914856501255

>>13089994
you will never get that pleasure

>>13089988
>That is bullshit and we've been over it: Cover talents only get 35% of membership and superchat money and the rest like ads and merch we know nothing about
You greatly underestimate how much she's making.
To put it in perspective, she's a larger streamer than people like MoistCritikal and he's a multimillionaire with his own warehouse.

>>13090100
>You greatly underestimate how much she's making.
And you know this how?

>>13089988
>rare where? among normalfags? does she look like a normalfag to you?
Yes, especially in the millennial / zoomer generations. It's statistically shown that younger people have higher turnover.

>>13090063
It won't pleasure me, but it's inevitable at some point.

>>13090197
>Yes, Gura looks like a normalfag
>bullshit statistics
>MY BULLSHIT CONJECTURE IS RIGHT
>YOUR BULLSHIT CONJECTURE IS WRONG
ogey whatever floats your boat sweetie
>>13090219
this is inevitable?
>they'll just all graduate together.
keep dreaming, you'll never get this ammunition

>>13090010
>nipple pokies
God I love Dino’s art.

This is a gura feet compilation now

>>13090158
Cause she's a streamer that averages 15k viewers and gets money from merch sales, ad revenue, her original music, SCs, memberships, and paid sponsorships.
I don't get how you faggots figure she's making normalfag wages just because cover takes a percentage.
Say she makes even just 80k a month in TOTAL with everything I just listed (which is a great underestimate), and cover still takes 35% of that, that's still 336,000 a year

>>13090010
This makes me think, there isn't really much art of Gura with erect nipples is there?

My shark, my love

>>13090499
>bluh bluh bluh
Show me the proof. Public only knows Cover talents get 35% of Superchat and Membership money. The rest is mystery.
>you faggots figure she's making normalfag wages
Who? Quote one that's not a voice in your schizo head.
>that's still 336,000 a year
So? She lives in 1st world country that's not a kind of cushion you retire into safely.

>>13090620
I want to throw gura like a football

https://youtu.be/yF3WCi2q2-o?t=16305

>>13090589
She could be a streamer for 4-5 years and retire before the age of 30 if she wanted to with that kind of income. Especially if she doesn't live in an expensive as fuck area

>>13090679
>uh uh hur dur
>if she wanted to
>SHE"S DOING IT FOR THE MONEYS GUYZ!
>GURA WILL BE GONE ANY DAY!
>ANY DAY NOW!
then come back when it happens, faggot

>>13090668
Gura prefers being punted.

>>13090679
yeah, but she wouldn't because she loves chumbies.

>>13090737
I'm just stating facts based off of how much she makes...
Let's be honest though, can you really see Gura streaming in 5+ years? She's already stated many times that streaming makes her nervous and that she wants to settle down and own a bakery.
Eventually she'll fine a significant other too and that'll drive her desire to stream and produce online content down even more.

>>13090499
nobody is dumb enough to believe she isn't making bang, but "has enough money to retire and live the rest of her live comfortably" is a tall order, there are stories of past actors and athletes going broke because a couple of dumb expenses/an addiction/ a medical emergency in murica can completely fuck you up. Also I don't think gura is money savy enough to invest her shit so having your money rot via inflation on a savings account for what would have to be decades is pretty rough

tl;dr the money required retire at your 20s has to be several millions and even then you're living on a risky premise

>>13090847
>based off of how much she makes
Source?

>>13090847
>then come back when it happens, faggot
did I stutter?

>>13090880
>the money required retire at your 20s has to be several millions
..that's just complete BS.. You can retire in America with even 2M in your 20s if you know how to invest.

>>13090996
>...
Ask me how I know you're a tourist.

>>13091022
nice argument faggot

>>13091047
You're the one that's typing like a discord tranny for whole thread to see.

>>13090847
no, she will sing for us forever and read the letters we send her every year.

Fucking money timeloopers for the nth time
Go back to your containment

>>13090996
>with even 2M
that's several millions tho
>if you know how to invest.
I mean, I talked about that in my post, I can't see guwa knowing to do that

this money talk is pointless anyway because if gura retires she will probably look for a job anyway, being a lonely NEET is soul sucking no matter how much money you have

>>13091239
she won't be lonely, she has friends

>>13091308
Source?

>>13091308
yeah, me.

>>13091069
That's a high level of cope.. even Gura has explicitly talked about "after hololive" a several times.
You just can't expect a girl who has such hard time dealing with being publicly known and having so many people being so interesting in knowing everything about her life to stick with the kind of job that puts you in the public spotlight forever.
Eventually she'll get burnt out, something bad will happen (doxxer, stalker, etc.), or she'll find a reason to quit (wants to get married, etc.) and we'll never see her again.
We still have a good couples years left of her I think before something like that happens though.

>>13091239
>she will probably look for a job anyway
she'll try to open a bakery

>>13091425
oh nyo~

>>13091487
Nothing I said is untrue.

>>13091536
Vanga please login

>>13091425
Please leave. Nobody here likes thinking about that.

>>13091425
>>13091609
Totally not a samefag.

>>13090847
there's more than "settle down and own a bakery." that she said, why don't you bring it up? faggot

>>13091308
having friends and feeling lonely are not mutually exclusive, specially if they are all or mostly online ones

>>13091477
this is what will most likely happen and I'm hoping she has a good time with it

>>13091425
she won't care, she'll always come to see us and sing for us no matter what happens, and we'll always be there for her.

>>13091636
why don't you bring it up?

Well, at least there's some variety in bait. Still, it'd be nice if anons reported it.

>>13091757
>report for talking about the vtuber and shit she's mentioned in streams
kys

gura probably wouldn't like me if she knew me

>>13089994
anon you know thats fantasy

>>13091757
That kind of bait doesn't really get deleted. Just ignore it harder or post more images.

>>13091798
yeah, probably

>>13091836
how do I fix me

>>13091798
you overestimate yourself, she would be indifferent towards you and forget meeting you soon after she looks away

>>13091735
That'd be nice, but if she does it wouldn't be in Hololive.

>>13091819
Oh nyoo works best with it.

>>13091898

>>13090847
I love Gura but I agree with you. She won't be around forever, nor will she remain single. We just have to appreciate her while she is

>>13092105
oh nyo~

Doesn't look like Gura will have any collabs this week, since none of the released schedules mention her, so more solo streams!

>>13092105
that's assuming she is single now, which, for all we know, she might not be.
Not that it matters.
Mods, I'm not doxxing, I'm talking hypotheticals

>>13092180
>>/1/

>>13092105

>>13092180
>>1

>>13090847
please no doom posting only cute gura

>>13092180

gura should smile at me

>>13092294
she would probably laugh, for like 3 minutes straight

So what songs do you want her to sing on her gorilla karaoke tomorrow?

>>13092342
based funny anon making gura laugh

>>13092433
I don't really care, I just like her voice. She could hum for 2 hours and I would listen.

>>13092433
idk, I used to make suggestions, but now I think I just want to hear her sing the songs she likes.

>>13092433
I'd prefer if she doesn't sing at all and does a chatting stream honesty. Or ASMR stream like she teased.

>>13092586
GURA WHINY ASMR COMPLAINING STREAM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! THEY LAUGHED AT STAR IN MY NAME! I DROPPED MY FOOD TRAY! I SMELLED LIKE HORSESHIT AND THEY MADE FUN OF ME!

>>13092586
I liked her sing & chat & chill thing she's doing.

The exaggerated swagger of a lolibaba shark...

I like when the shark sings and when the shark doesn't sing.

>>13092881

>>13092644
My life would feel complete if I could comfort tired & whiny Gura.

I simply like hearing the sharks voice

>>13092888
Just say you like the shark

>>13092998
Ame gon break her foot if shork doesn't settle down

Gura is taking a break to marry me!

>>13093034
Gura is gonna eat Ame's foot if she even tries.

gura

just watched Gura's first outlast video again and can confirm that Gura is MUCH cuter than she used to be

I miss Gura..

Gura doesn't even know that you exist.

>>13093402
Say it ain't so...

>>13093402
I know you exist, but I wish you didn't.

Hello friends. I am still searching for a copy of the pic of Gura on her back with the shark head puppets on all her hands and feet. If anyone has it I would greatly appreciate it if it were shared.
Please Im desperate, its one of my favorites

>>13093718
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=gawr_gura+puppet

>>13093818
Bless you, Anon. Everyday I am grateful that I am not the baseline for intelligence amongst humanity.

Why is Gura cute?

>>13093818
Does anyone have it without the text?

>>13093907
That's like asking why water is wet.

>>13093907
Haircut
That's it.

is this the closest to her normal voice?
https://youtu.be/iwX_2Lsy73M?t=4992

>>13093907
She just is anon...

>>13093942
While twintails are powerful, Gura is cute as a catshark and will be cute in her new outfit as well.

>>13093984
that would be her VR streams because headset doesn't have her usual million of streaming audio-filters

>>13090010
HOLY SEX

>>13094029
>will be cute in her new outfit as well.

>>13094074
Nacho will make Gura cute regardless of how she's rigged. She's a goddess.

So how you buds hanging in there?

>>13094125
I have 500 chapters before I finish the story I'm reading. I'm good for a while.

Goodnight chumbuds, I've got alot to do tomorrow so I wont enjoy gura

>>13094029
Gura did some monkey paw shit
>Become the greatest vtuber but you only get one decent outfit

>>13094125
I fear gura maybe gone

>>13094208
Oyasame

>>13094125
I have entire season of Project Blue Book left, 40 chapters of isekai WN to MTL and a backlog of /x/ reads. But I still miss Gura greatly.

it's pretty chilly tonight... A shark girl would be nice to cuddle with. Keep each other warm...

>>13094379
shark is cold-blooded
she would steal all your warmth
very worth it nonetheless

>>13094125
I lost half a pack of fish chips somewhere, now my room smells like cum jar and I can't find it.

>>13094369
>MTL
it doesn't take that many reps to graduate to looking up every other word

>>13094514
It takes even less to read MTL, I'll take it.

>>13094208
Night buddy

I can't wait to see my wife tomorrow

>>13094933
One day Gura will get her ahoge...

>>13094972
Nacho thought it would look dumb... and she's right but Gura loves dumb

>>13094972
It's funny how every time Nacho tries to explain WHY she didn't give gura an ahoge people think it's cute.
You can tell she knows it's not a good design, since she has twintails, but people still like it so she just stays quiet.

I can taste the shark girl on the air, Gura soon

>>13095038
No, Nacho is just plain wrong.

>>13094933
>mfw most of her streams begin when I go to work

>>13095093
sad sea

>>13095135
I work nights

>>13095159
sad britbong

>>13095033
>>13095038
Just include it with alternate hairstyle, I don't see the problem.

>>13095200
Catshark was originally supposed to be an alternate and look how that turned out.

>>13095184
sad leaf

>>13095339
innuit lives matters
day of rake

shark soon

>>13095393
what do you think it felt like, when Kiara turned her?

>>13095516
Eat your red meat dumb anemic shork

>>13095412

>>13095528
~nyooOOOooo

>>13095565
haha benis

>>13095634
beans make gura toot

What if gura saw all the asmr posting there's been lately and decided not to do one specifically for that reason?

>>13095708
GURA NEVER GO TO DOCTOR AND NEVER GET YOUR VITAMIN D AND IRON BLOOD LEVELS CHECKED!

>>13095708
I don't think she cares that much about what we do. We're like monkeys in a zoo to her. Her fanbase in general, I mean.

>>13095951

>>13095979
it's mutual

>>13096047

>>13096056
chumbabies...

>>13096077
Gura is baby and I'm her chumbaby

>>13096123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBbX5Oc3oo&t=3463

When did Gura like this?

>>13096348
Roughly 10 hours ago.

>>13096506
Ah ok, thanks

Gura and I have been talking a lot while she's not live and I just want you guys to know she thinks her chumbies are cute

Imagine if it were cold outside and Gura was very cold and you had a bed with thick blankets on it but no one had been in it all day so it was still cold and you had to get Gura into bed and warm as soon as possible.

Gura won't be streaming tomorrow, but might post her schedule.

>>13095708
Maybe we should try playing it cool.

>>13096879
Thank you for your wild guess, random shitter #13096879

tomorrow goop goop will do an endurance ASMR stream

>>13096774

Gura break announcements for health issues very soon.
Be strong she won’t stream until December

>>13097170
i hope she does what's right for her health

>>13097170
She's fine. I think it's more likely that she'll go to the doctor during her Christmas holiday break she's been talking about than any other time, by the way.

>Seriously replying to that kind of trash fire of a post
But why

Imagine going to a summer camp with Gura.
You sat next to her on the bus to the camp and just naturally hit it off with her.
Being the awkward dork that she is, you end up being her main friend there, so you two do all the camp activities together.
You go hiking, shooting, canoeing, fishing, swimming...
You can enjoy cookouts together, sit around a bon fire, watch the stars at night.
As you two get closer she starts to cuddle and hold hands. Maybe even k-kiss...
At the end of it all you exchange phone numbers and promise to meet up at camp again next year, and it couldnt be soon enough.

>>13097586
No, I don't think I will.

>>13097586
That sounds like NTR prologue.

>>13097617
I think you've been playing too many hentai games anon.
besides, ntr is avoidable if you git gud

>>13097705
hentai is serial business I don't play games

>>13097617
It is.
You are cucking her boyfriend.

>>13097781
yuck

>>13097763
What, you dont think you can win Gura's attentions away from the new camp bully next year, anon?

>>13097843
>camp bully
sounds like he'd be better in bed than Gura

>>13097878
G'night bud.

>>13097957
Well thats certainly a twist that I would not expect while playing my Shark girl summer camp ntr VN.

>>13097878
dinocatsharkbarbarian dreams

fage yogurt sucks. get better yogurt taste gura

>>13098440
Mmm Gura-gurt

>>13098440
>>13098495
fish-flavored yogurt

>>13098550
That would be popular if it existed.

>>13098567
Counter theory, it does not exist because not enough people liked the idea.

>>13098567
I don't know if I agree. Gura flavored on the other hand..

>>13098609
There will be a boom in savory yogurts someday. Believe it.

>>13098627
We've established that it would be Gura flavored, but flavored like Gura's what?

>>13098755
cunny duh

>>13098755
uvula flavored

Chumbuds, what would you pay for a jar of Gura's flem?

I can't wait to see the same tomorrow

>>13099137
what kind of stupid ass question is that?
of course.

>>13099196
Empty your fucking wallet then, chumbie.

How much would you pay for Gura's personally baked cookies?

>>13099261
I couldnt afford them. They are priceless.

>>13099261
>Gura comes back from a few days off
>says she's been working on something exciting that many fans would like
>spend several days baking hundreds of cookies then sealing them to be sold to her chumbies
I would pay a good amount of money for a cookie baked by her.

I wish she'd do a cookie baking stream again.

Will we get that Reflect MV? I thought I heard her say it was near completion in early October.

>>13099573
Might be possible in December. I'd take any cooking stream. I would like to see her return to Minecraft but I'd rather she finish up playthroughs and games she wants in November. I can wait for Minecraft to be pushed to December.

>>13099429
>They're all burnt
>They sell out anyway

>>13099761
>expecting anything in december
She's baking cookies with mama shark.

>>13099804
She was sure about going in family in December or January.
But yeah she will probably take one to 2 weeks break in that period for Family time

>>13099761
This, please cooking stream, any cooking stream, I don't care what Gura makes or if it make sense or is themed or whatever, it could be a fuckin soup, it could be a boiled egg, please don't be so tied up in trying to make it fit the season or doing some fancy recipe, just do a cooking stream

guys i miss gooooruh : (

>>13100272
this this this thsi t hits itshithsi t

>>13100329
She misses us too.

>>13100359
if she misses you so much why doesn't she guerilla

>>13100272
>Gura makes fruitcake and gets drunk tasting the rum

I'm waiting warmly

>>13100540
She tired

>>13100359
that makes it a little better

>>13100555
Thank you for telling us, Gura.

>>13089835
>Also it's quite rare for someone to stay in the same corporate job for longer than 4 years.
After searching for jobs and switching between a lot of them from the ages of 16-25, 100% of the people in my family eventually found one and worked it for 30 years.
Im already 3 years into my job and don't plan on quitting unless I become youtube famous or win the lotto

Gura already said she's on it for a long time, I don't get this doomposting, as if she's quitting tomorrow or some shit.

>>13100820
gura doesnt seem like someone who plans ahead or likes thinking about it

>>13101047
Gura likes daydreaming. Whether it's about future streams or what she'll do after Hololive. Actually doing things is what she doesn't like.

I want to watch NASCAR with Gura.

Wow cute

I wish I was one of the many miscellaneous objects Gura rubs her feet on throughout the day.

>>13095708
Who cares? There's been long streaks of no one asmr posting and we still got nothing. It seems like its just Gura's "I really like it!" and then drops it thing happening again.

I love Gura.

Gura won't do any ASMR soon or possibly ever. It's clear she has no interest in it and even if she does do it eventually it'll just be a half-assed thing done just to pacify us due to people constantly asking for it. If you haven't figured it out by now she's grown far more distant than she was before due to success and she won't go back to a more intimate relationship with her audience. She is now fully a professional entertainer.

This isn't anti posting, just an observable fact.

hello i like gore gura

>>13103561
ABAYO

>>13103473
I completely agree, but you don't need to say that..

The intimacy timeloop is back, cool.

Odds on Gura hopping on the Evil God Korone train?

>>13103947
I hope 0 this game has 0 value outside of memery.

>>13103994
Gura fucking loves memes.

Will Gura finish DMC4 next stream?

>>13104182
no, only me

>>13104182
Only if she do an endurance. Game has 20 missions and she is only at 9.

>>13104381
>if she do an endurance
yeah, on me

>>13104381
Man, 20? That game is just too long, which i guess is true of almost all games in this genre, they tend to overshoot the perfect stopping point and it degrades in quality towards the end.

>>13103473
>t's clear she has no interest in it
I'm sorry, anon, but your head is malfunctioning.

>>13105970
I will spoil a bit the game
She is near the end of the Nero parts of the game. After that she will redo the same level but on Dante perspective. That’s why it’s so long also

>>13103473
She'd just curl up and die of anemia if not for her love for chumbies.

>>13106490
She's taking our love for granted.... She's changed...

>>13106490
She better treat us better or she is gonna lose us.
After schedule void needs to go.

>>13106691
>we

>>13106691
She isn't losing me that easily, you can go if you want.

They could of had 3D..
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1460593978391547904

>>13106691
>After schedule void needs to go.
no. fuck you. two full days off every single week without exception. full fucking blackout. if you can't deal with it then you can check yourself in to a mental hospital.

>>13107068
She liked 2 things on twitter yesterday. Seethe.

>>13106967
A dinosaur is fine too.

>>13106967
Well at least they have worked on it

Why can't Gura shish kebab myth with her trident and swim to Japan?

>>13107234
Japan has the strongest anti-supernatural Barrier in the world, anon.

>>13107228
Post makes it sound like the models are done at least.

>>13107234
>Gura
>Swim
Pick one

>>13106758
You personally she clearly hates.

>>13107234
Her real trident has loyalty and not riptide

>>13103473
She was always distant. It's just threads full of desperate lonely schizos believing otherwise against all logic.

>>13107234
She doesn't lift enough to hold up Kiara's and Ame's fat asses.

>>13107572
If Gura started lifting, maybe her voice would finally drop.

>>13107601
Gura wants to be lifted by a musclegirl, not be a musclegirl.

>>13107517
>She was always distant.

>>13107517
She’s self admitted to being a reclusive person which is obvious to anyone, but you’re blind if you don’t think she’s opened up massively over the year

we have a breach

>>13107643
She tells you nothing.

>>13107694
Don't post your own twitter.

>>13107701
I have neglect fetish.

>>13107752
Good for you.

>>13107701
Blind it is.

>>13107818
She still tells you nothing.

>>13107694
That guy has become a bit of an attention whore. I'm not surprised his doll broke containment
t. Used to follow him until he started being an attention whore, at one point he started holding out on pics of his dolls so he could slowly release them.

>>13108256
well the doll ain't gonna pay for itself
custom ones are expensive af
you can unironically get a good car for same money

>>13108496
damn, i wanted one, but i guess i'll wait for the official birthday merch rather than get a custom.

Gura today

Come on Samantha, post that schedule

>>13089391
why wait, do it now fag

>>13109275
My Guess is she will stream today without posting schedule because she hasn’t worked on it yet.
She grinds AC for 2 days straight without doing anything else

>>13109610
That mouth was built for blowjobs

Good morning chumbuds

I TOOK MY MEDS AGAIN!

If you're black, I suspect Gura hates you...

>>13109577
T u T

ohasame

>>13107694
WTF this looks like one gura cosplayer

I had a dream last night where I traveled to China along with a group of strangers. Gura was part of the group. During the trip we began talking and joking with each other. We eventually split off and explored a nearby outdoor market while holding hands. We returned a bit later to the hotel and were eating sweets when an American put up an English language Xi propaganda poster on the wall that we were leaning on. Gura looked disgusted, made a comment, and tore it down. People were staring at us and I frantically tried to put it back up. While I had my back turned, she said she had to make a call and wandered off. A few minutes later, I received a text saying that she had been picked up by six policemen and was being immediately removed from the country. I then woke up. What does this mean, /ggg/?

>>13110500
GURA IS GETTING HER ORGANS HARVESTED BY THE CCP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ohasame buds.

>>13110548
bing chilling

>>13110603
Ohasame. Gura seems to be awake

>>13111045
GURA SCHEDULE DOKO

>>13111124
She is going to take your virginity

>>13111347
please do

>old schedule is still pinned
Guerrilla karaoke today, I can feel it

>>13111728
At best she will just continue DMC4 today and put the schedule tomorrow.
At worst nothing today and wait for tomorrow

>>13110500
That you need to take your meds. Made in China, naturally.