/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE KRONII!!!!
That is all.

I love Kronies more than Kronii.

>>13286294
I love Kronii as well!

Aren't you happy she loves us?

>>13286315
I will never believe her lies

>>13286315
>loves us
She loves "us" because we give her money, attention, and social interaction. Three things she lacked in her life.
She doesn't love us for who we are.

>>13286091
>I also missed the panel
oof, at least you had fun, right?

Kronii just checks all my boxes, man. Shit's great. Sex voice, chill personality, witty sense of humor, is not past enjoying some edgy humor every now and then, her sporadic dorkiness leaking out is gap moe as fuck, and as someone who enjoys massive fucking tits her design is yet another "fuck yes" point for me.

>>13286315
I'm not letting her in no matter how much she claims to love us

>>13286192
it was a really skinny guy, almost convinced me from behind but had a man voice.

>>13286220
I don't know, I feel less autistic at cons since I'm more of a normalfag, but I don't even talk to women anyway.

>>13286230
Hey, me too!

Remember to continue supporting Kronii's fellow holos until the new schedule is made

>>13286446
Let her in

>>13286378
>>13286446
>>13286489
LET HER IN

Kronii is the worst thing to ever happen to me.

>>13286315
Does she? I've seen things that I shouldn't that makes me question that.

>>13286525
>that Black Zenitsu in the background

>>13286446
Of all the reality checks... This one actually hurt me. Fuck...

>>13286528

>>13286460
Yeah. Except again, the sapling ducked out early after getting her faufau pin (and I actually wanted to get some fucking ramen with someone who knows the city instead of $16 chicken tendies) and apparently this kronie was hanging out at the booth and never checked for Reporter and I calling for a group up.

Look Gura is life sized and small

>>13286643
ROTATE YOUR FUCKING PHONE! HOLY FUCK!

Why do threads have to get archived? Why do anons have to get temp banned? Why do we need rules against anything that is not illegal? I thought this was 4chan, the free land, but it appears not so free. I just want to discuss kronii and my love for her without worrying about a thread suddenly being archived or some douche reporting me for something we should be allowed to freely discuss, I shouldn't have to feel any pressure in the timing or wording of my posts here. This is 4chan the supposed site with the least rules where else do I go? I could go to discord but that place is not anonymous and requires someone to make a room plus only faggots use discord but where else do I have to go? I just want to be free and freely talk about kronii and my love for her, it hurts even more when I see someone else say the same thing I said and get no punishment, it is like someone decided to report me specifically to ruin my day, the report feature should be removed. I love you guys and cherish every moment I spend with you guys but I feel neutered, it all feels fake when a few terrorists with report buttons or a built in bump limit can ruin the day.
am I menhera?

>>13286685
It FUCKING DOES THIS unless I manually EDIT the IMAGE to remove the EXIF DATA Anon

>>13286785
didn't read anything but yes take your meds

>>13286785
meds.

>>13286643
You could've stabbed Gabe...

>>13286525
That makes "her" even hotter, at least she tries to look like a woman, I support her and her looking hot like Matsuri

>>13286603
the dreads look pretty good on the zenitsu cosplay

>>13286786
Jiggle the phone upright a bit when you're going for landscape pictures, sometimes the sensors think you're holding it normally and won't save the image as a landscape.

>>13286446
Isn't that basically all of us...

>>13286091
>trying to keep her thighs warm
kronii forgive me for what i'm about to do

>>13286816
>>13286833
It just makes me upset that some people aren't from here and come here just to ruin the fun, we should make a pact to never report each other unless one of us does something highly illegal.

>>13286446
at this point, that's the best I'm gonna get

>>13286940
The Pekora cosplayer has very broad shoulders...

>>13286785
meds

>>13286997
he's not trying to hide anything

>>13286785
Are you the one who insists on talking about her roommate? Just stop dude.

>>13286785
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>13286786
Just go into your gallery to rotate your pics bro?

i miss kronii so much, my life feels empty and boring without her, i havent watched a single vtuber since the break started, this sucks

Pick:
>A kronie who shares your love for Kronii, your interests in hobbies, is cute, shy, and romantically inexperienced. Will commit to you 100% and will live a long happy life with you. Will depend on you but is also independent, will work to provide for the family alongside you. Can live out futa roleplay

or

>Kronii, constantly depressed, sex is boring, she doesn't want to have sex 1 month in because her pussy hurts. Constantly talking about other women, to other women. Doesn't share the same interests you do, boring to be around, drains your energy. Basically a one month high of "oh wow I'm actually dating Kronii" that quickly fades and is replaced with annoyance and boredom. She leaves you for a girl halfway through the year.

>>13287108
I think this is now the fourth time (if you don't count the time you spammed it thrice on one post) that you have replied this to me, how do you keep finding me?!

>>13287169
Kronii can't leave if I turn her into a fuck nugget

>>13287170
it's like you're fishing for them, jesse anon

>>13287169
Kronii without a doubt

>>13287169
B no second thoughts

>>13287169
Kronii.

>>13287169
Kronii...
She's just too perfect, she set the standard way too high.

>>13287169
Kronii, I don't want long relationships, also I'm ok with one night thing with her

Are Kronii, Mumei, Irys, and Fauna the 3 best EN members?
It's quite jarring how the 3 best EN members came from the same gen.

>>13287353
nice one

>>13287353
anon... your counting reps...

>Kronii cosplaying as Kronii because Kronii knows she can't satisfy you sexually like Kronii can
My dick becomes hard dick

>>13287169
one night with Kronii is worth a lifetime with some rando

>>13287066
I was just asking a simple question, it was vague enough that mods didn't seem to have a problem with it but then some dumbass asked what I was talking about and I thought I had to explain, my explanation while doing so in an obscure way was apparently too much for the mods and that was what got deleted, I don't normally talk about her roommate because there really isn't much more stuff that is more important than the things I have already learned, it is just the one question, I have some problem where I don't like not having answers to things that I can make no good assumption about, if someone had answered my question I would have stopped asking it, it was just bothering me that I didn't get a pun.

>>13287353
anon… your elementary-level math reps…

mesugaki kronii when?

>>13287451
what

Rrat: kronii was there in person, she was the Matsuri cosplayer

>>13287163
Same...

>>13287483
*pekora

>>13287451
Nadaharu?

>>13287409
this is actual autism, like real not ironic autism.

>>13287169
Call me gay if you want but I don't think I'd actually want to date Kronii IRL. I think the whole aspect of my parasociality towards her is the fact that she feels distant but also somehow just within reach. If she was actually someone I knew personally I would probably not be very interested.
So I think option A sounds much more appealing if only because I desperately want to meet a girl who is just as autistic as I am

>>13286997
but how broad is the bunny bussy?

>>13287548
>a girl
roru
rumao

>>13287169
>doesn't want to have sex 1 month in
You mean I could fuck Kronii for a whole month???

>>13287409
Jesse anon...
Just drop it please.

>>13287523
The pekora cosplayer was too manly looking and I refuse to believe kronii looks like that, she is a skinny neet gook and probably looks cute

>>13287548
>>13287592
gottem

>>13287592
I'll settle for a boy if they look enough like a girl for it to not matter

>>13287599
It'd be a good experience.

>>13287163
If only you knew how beautiful life could be when you don't let her in.

>>13287163
This is exactly why I don't fall for any vtuber. You're just setting yourself up for a world of hurt and suffering.

>>13287170
I've only done it twice. The fact is that you're getting this response because you post a paragraph length stream of consciousness.

>>13287718
Good thing I only unironically love Kronii

>>13287608
I just wished someone would've given me a quick answer even a one word one, it wouldn't have had any effect on them, I will drop it though because it seems pointless to continue on about.
maybe my life is pointless too, despite this I carry-on because it brings me pride to have a pointless existence

>>13287768
yeah i remember doing the first one as a joke

>>13287811
I thought I was the only one...

>>13287409
4chan lost a lot of its autonomy long ago already anon, once more people in higher power started getting into the internet.

>>13287718
I used to think the same way until I met kronii....

>>13287409
>>13286785
i know we like to joke about schizos a lot but is this dude actually unironically mentally ill

>>13287718
The world of hurt and suffering is why I watch vtubers

>>13287894
Gabe...

>>13287915
Gabe seemed to do just fine at anime NYC.

>>13287894
Bro, he's got nothing on Gabe

>>13287863
Kronii was funny with her expressions today at the panel. I can't wait to see her again.

>>13287163
some advice:
don't do this to yourself. find a hobby, something to fill in time, meet people. there are tons of people like you out there that want to talk to people but can't make that first step. make that first step.
what you're doing is not healthy. if you leverage your entire emotional well-being on one random virtual celebrity who'll never, ever return that love and effort, you're just going to be normalizing this maladaptive relationship dynamic where you give 100% and get 0% in return. not healthy.
kronii wouldn't want this for you. we don't want this for you. trust me it'll be better if you find something else. because one day, when kronii leaves hololive, you'll never hear from her again. you will always be rewinding the same "farewell" VOD over and over, to the point where you've memorized every word she says, and that's going to be real hell. you'll feel like life has no purpose once she's gone. because she will be gone. it's quite literally a matter of time. can you imagine this 1 week break, but instead of 1 week it was permanent?

>>13287995
Jesse...

>>13288030
Jesse anon should follow that advice

Is this the birth of Jesse anon?

>>13287995
I hope the porn of her doesn't stop coming after she graduates...

check all instagram post with #animenyc also the twitter hashtag, didnt find more pics of that matsuri
why live

>>13287894
If you keep joking about something long enough, you will attract people that are genuine about it and think they are in good company. Im sure there's already some genuine homos in the thread.

>>13288085
Wait...you guys actually masturbate to porn of Kronii? I thought it was just a joke

>>13288147
I don't. I can't masturbate to people I love...

>>13288147
I haven't yet, but that's more because it's too vanilla for me. My days on /d/ have ruined me for life.

>>13288147
There are kronies in here that don't. But I do.

>>13288147
no I just masturbate to her voice

>>13288190
have you tried consulting the archives?

>>13287995
Kronii did not choose my marshmallow asking about parasocial relationships

>Irys picked Piplup
Why do women like Piplup so much

>>13288254
It's cute as fuck nigga, I wanna cuddle it

>>13288094
I will aid you

>>13288147
I mostly fap to the IDs

Irys choose turtwig without chat pressure

>>13288147
I only managed to nut to Kronii once, just a day before the karaoke. Ever since I couldn't objectify her like every other woman. I just couldn't, my dick refused. So I had to settle for Bae and Fauna

>>13288254
>>13288274
Sorry Penguinchuds, she picked Turtwig.

>>13288147

>>13288254
she went with Turtwig
also sorry Kronii, I'm watching IRyS, I could not wait for you

>>13288333
>>13288350
I meant she picked Piplup during her first go around.

HiRyS!

>>13288229
You don't understand...

>>13288294
had anya not gotten cockblocked from a good rigger, she'd be the most sex.

So... tell me more about this futa Fauna...

>>13288279

>>13288368
Ahh… IRyS is pretty sex. Maybe I should write things again.

Kronii is going to choose piplup right?

Wait, I'm the only one here that actually faps to Kronii?

>>13288382
have you ever wondered how the other half lives?

>>13288437
You're one of the few genuine Kronies left, a lot of the others have converted into being a Sapling or Irystocrat.

that fauna pic is right next to the nsfw version in my image folder, so every time I post it I'm playing with fire

>>13288437
I tried once and felt like shit afterwards...

>>13288432
Yeah. she mentioned in the marshmallow q&a she didn't like the final evolutions of the other starters

>>13288495
desu I've never fapped to any holomem except maybe a Marine doujin

>>13288495
forgive me, puristanon

so fill me in on kronii, she do any fuck ups since debut? only was tracking on her up to her 2nd or 3rd week after debut

>>13288446
This is a cute hug pic, but the POV seems a bit off.
>>13288504
I need you to post it right now.

>>13288495
I mean her personality makes me gosling, and her tits make me takeshi. I-I thought were all horny for Kronii here.

>>13288404
I'll snap more if I see her anon

Any kronie requests at the con?

>>13288709
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/92197080

>>13288381

We need a cytube or discord. I think the community in this general is close enough and we're all super friendly compared to the typical 4channer. We should socialize on the next level and tear down the anonymity that divides us.

>>13286446
Good, most of you are absolutely rotten

>>13288562
>>13288574
>>13288713
That's the cuck mentality, you will claim you love and are loyal to Kronii the most but be busy fucking around with the other girls.

>>13288802
the artist nerfed her massive tits...

Jesse...

>>13288860
I'm not sharing a space with fucking Gabe

>>13288860
faggot

>>13288381
I don't understand. Anya's design wasn't meant to have tits, so why would she be attractive without the rigger's 'mistake'?

>>13288860
it wouldnt work

>>13288860
Absolutely not

>>13288860
No thanks, I've been disillusioned by the lack of horny for Kronii herself in this thread.

>>13288860
>gay posters are also discordniggers
Should have expected it.

>>13288959
I'm not attracted to the tits on her body... I'm attracted to the tits in her heart...

>>13288875
I just don't want to masturbate to art of her getting fucked and my imagination isn't advanced enough to do it myself. please understand

>>13288959
FINE
I'LL FUCKING MASTURBATE TO HER
PLEASE STOP HATING ME

>>13288994
bro... thats deep

>>13288994
I'm attracted to her soul...

>>13288994
i like both..

>>13288775
Every part of me I will give to Fauna

>>13288994
>tits in her heart

>>13288860
Die.

>>13288895
giant tits nerfed her intended cunny appeal

Hello again
Thank you to the anon who posted this, gave me an idea:
https://rentry.co/kqbbf

t. Nameronii

And here's the source:
https://twitter.com/Joi_91/status/1461456348278050816

Have a nice day/night, kronies. She's almost back with us all.

>>13289204
You really like fauna and kronii don't you nameronii

>>13288730
>I'll snap more if I see her anon
thank you!
i love you anon! no homo

a-are all the takeshis at the con?

>>13289325
Kronii public bukkake...

>>13289325
I was really close to yelling "SEEEEEEEEX" during the panel....

I hope we get those holoro collabs next week

Also why can't Reine hold back her big millennial weeb energy whenever she karaokes

>>13289325
they're all having an orgy in a New York Holiday Inn as we speak

>>13289469
writeanons...onegai

>>13289522
Orgy with Kronii in the center of it or just a Kronie orgy... With how things have been it seems like the latter now..

>>13289270
......................................perhaps

>>13288860
Thread making fag here.
We will NEVER have a discord or similar link in the OP.

That is all.

>>13289589
Kronie orgy organised and filmed by Kronii

I blame Kronii for making everyone gay, I bet she likes it, curse you, fujoronii...

>>13289589
the former...

>>13289626
I do too, keep making them.

>>13289637
>WE

>>13289663
Will do

>>13289637
>we

>>13289654
There was that Sloppy Seconds fic a long time ago that was kind of like an orgy with Kronii in the middle. I think that writefag is gone now..

>>13289637
we don't need one, all the named anons are already friends on twitter

>>13289667
>>13289723
Yes, we.

>>13288896
Don't worry I just had to take a small break to do something, what did you want?

>>13289894
You're not Jesse, because I AM.

>>13289931
No I literally got called that earlier this thread, I AM the bug guy who made paragraphs
I am serious

>>13289988
Why are you pretending to be me anon, it's not funny.

>>13289589
the latter with a Kronii cosplayer in the center while the real Kronii uses her powers to secretly watch and masturbate
bonus points if the cosplayer is trap to appeal to fujo Kronii

>>13290056
I am not why are you doing this to me? Unless there is a confusion and you and I both got called it.

>>13286525
Did you make a move on Matsuri?

>>13288294
Go on.

Thread dead redemption 2

>>13290354
It's over...

Kronii loves us...

>>13290441
dyrbi

>>13290451
YES!

>>13290493
Even though i only see a path of pain ahead of me...i think im going to let her
I don't have the money to renew my membership though so does she even love me?

I realized that most of the people who left before the break are very likely never coming back. A lot of them were "higher" up anons too and did "executive" stuff. This leaves us behind the ones who don't contribute as much but do one important thing, we keep threads alive, we are the "working class" and now we have more power than ever before. We've essentially became the people's republic of /infinity/, the very last thing kronii would want.

>>13290701
what the fuck are you talking about

>>13290701
m-meds(?)

>>13290212
Risu's nut addiction.
Moona's Moonas.
Reine's Pochi-mama design
etc.
seems mostly self-explanatory

>>13290760
We become commie, korean don't like commie
was that simple enough? I can go simpler
I want to sex you

>>13290701
Shut up already

>>13290858
Jesse... take your fucking meds

Jesse anon, you're too obvious

>>13290825
>>13290898
You can't deny it we are becoming commies, kronii would be disappointed

For fuck's sake, Jesse

>>13290701
>do one important thing, we keep threads alive
Just saying bump when a thread is at page 9 or 10 can keep a thread alive.

Has Gabe proven himself as the most schizo paypig?

can't believe this thread managed to attract an even bigger schizo than that shitter gabe

>>13290928
>>13290950
How the fuck can you guys tell? Can you also tell when I write fics under my other name?

>>13291084
ricearonii...

>>13291112
I've been here since this thread line's creation

>>13291160
Who's worse, him or glasses crow?

>>13291112
The more parasocial she goes the more schizo Kronies we get...

>>13291280
rice is the type that wouldn't hurt anyone but himself, glasses crow is just scary.

>>13291280
At least Crow makes good art.

>>13291160
Ricearonii
He is not a paypig he is just a regular.
The amount of sc money from him is half of Gabe

>>13291280
Crow is kinda creepy ngl

>>13291398
Then who else?

>>13291280
Someone do a psychological profile on Kronii's paypigs

>>13291438
Have to browse hololyzer now.
Otacult is another cheap fuck ahole woth NT money trick. But he is a paypig nonetheless

>>13290701
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.

>>13291280
Crow is the typical "streamer I have depression and was going to kill myself but your streams helped me so much so please don't stop streaming" schizo
Unfortunately Kronii is or at least was also a depressed doomer and is going equally parasocial thus she isn't just gonna tell weirdos like him that vtubers aren't therapists

>Kronii promises her original song before the end of the year
>Reine one-ups her with two original songs
What does it mean?

>>13291675
nothing?

>>13291675
Give her a break. She wants VA and mixing not singing

>>13291675
it means that kronii doesn't have the money of media mogul parents behind her

>>13291675
>Reine putting Kronii in her place as kouhai
>Sexually
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>13291675
That Reine has been doing this longer than Kronii?

I was sad, then content or even happy, now I only feel rage, how can these people tell who I am on everyone of my posts? The bug does not matter anymore, my question now is why do these people manage to find me?

>>13291611
Do Rice, Tentacult and Gabe

>>13291752
Where exactly did the mixing thing come from, has she said that she was doing that? What is mixing?

>>13291752
If she didn't want to make a song she wouldn't be making a song. Cover doesn't force their talents to sing; you have to go to them.

>>13291961
Do your debut reps anon. Mixing is like...taking the tracks in a song and making them sound good. It's not composing the music, it's just taking the music and adding effects and adjusting levels and fine-tuning and shit so it all sounds nice.

>>13292031
So like Neil Cicierega? I also have a question about microphone mixing/tuning though, what does changing around the levels on the mic do? Is it part of a more expensive mic or is it done through software?

>>13292145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szv32PCJfs0

>>13292145
mic settings is just shit like sensitivity and filters to make it sound decent
you don’t wanna blow listeners’ ears out with every P or S sound, and you also wanna keep non-You noise to a minimum

>>13292145
Neil C makes remixes and mashups, which is somewhere between mixing and composing. But, he does composing too.

More expensive mics usually just get you higher quality sources to work with. Some mics can, for example, isolate sound coming from a specific direction, but there isn't much you can do to adjust it on the hardware side other than repositioning the mic. These days postprocessing is mostly done in software.

>>13292265
Is it why holo's like mumei kind of have an echoey quality to their voice?

>>13291967
Lets me make it clear. She prioritizes Va and mixing not singing. She avoided and evadedes questions about music career times.
Part of it i think because of the amount of time to spend on vocal training is too big. You praised her for her young and beautiful, but it was just 1% power of adele in that sing. Vocal techniques are no joke

>>13292317
Why do a lot of people buy expensive mics then (alot of youtuber tutorials even consider them necessary for the job)? A lot of the stuff kronii made could probably be made with an earbud mic but it is still high quality, I doubt she had an expensive mic since she seems awful new to money. Why do people buy expensive mics if they just control simple things like this? Is it to show off?

>>13292392
I WILL mindbreak Kronii into becoming an idol
I WILL keep on sending messages telling her that being a VA and being a singer don't only contradict but often overlap
I WILL see Kronii in 3D singing and dancing to Shiny Shimmering Story

>>13292554
Kronii has an excellent audio setup. Part of the reason her voice is so impressive is because of the quality of her audio. A more expensive mic captures more subtle sounds and less noise. It's like the difference between a high-resolution image and a pixelated image.

>>13292647
Let her do what she wants...
She WILL play more indie games.

>>13292554
while most of the work can be done in post processing, the things accomplished by having a mic with better input from the start either can’t be truly fixed in post or completely alleviate the need to fix it in post at all. higher quality mics generally make the process easier, quicker, and with a slightly better end result

>>13292715
Sometimes I go into steam and see the new games it shows me, there is a lot of stuff that seems like kronii would play it, I wonder if this is how she finds games?

>>13292825
Honestly I thought she was just going through the Xbox game pass

twitter

>>13292647
>Kronii in bright, cheery, sparkly full idol outfit looking very embarrassed as she tries to copy all sorts of cute gestures and poses and mannerisms and behaviors that just don't fit her.
>All while forcing the krunny voice.

I am drawing Kronii's wife, this is it so far, what do you guys think?

>>13292905
RED ALERT
KRONII LIKED A SAD PICTURE OF HERSELF
SAVIORFAGS ASSEMBLE

>>13292905
She is: alive

>>13292968
>Fast Drawing
Jesus

>>13292968
This popped into my head for some reason when I saw this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GU4jvSvz4

tryhard kronii exploiting the non-legendary uber

>>13292956
reminds me of this

>>13292956
I hope you are drawing her naked

>>13293020
How do they do it...

>>13293043
Kronii grinding to catch a jolly Gible on stream...

>>13292968
>Kronii hates Kronii
>I hate Kronii
WE ARE

>>13293060
This is a cute image, I hope I can draw like this someday
when I first saw this I thought her cloak was her arms for a few seconds and was horrified

>>13292956

>>13293087
Years of mastering their craft...

>>13293060
>>13292956
I want Mumei to kill me for getting to close to Kronii!
I want Mumei to bury my body in her backyard and use my bones to fertilize her new berry bush!
I want Mumei to make a vintage from the berries sprouted from my corpse and to serve a glass to Kronii!

>>13293107
chain breeding an entire box of jolly gibles and leveling them all up to find one with good IVs...

>>13293148
That's like the opposite of that fic by soothsayer (I think?)

>>13293077
I tend to do that, I draw naked and then draw clothes, sometimes I add a bit too much detail
>>13293123
Thx, I knew I made them a bit square, I will make an effort now to make rounder shoulders, what are those rib lines typically in proportion to?

>>13293123

>>13293202
I made the image (you can tell by the small logo that looks like a cloaked figure in the corner, I put it in my images)
I am also the soothsayer and wrote that fic (I can post it if you want)

>>13293132
Feels like I'm getting too old to master any new craft..

Is she really going parasocial?

>people complaining about Kronii's naming sense
>Irys is literally just doing "-Irys" to everything

>>13293374
faggot

>>13293361
she was but we convinced her not to with our personalities

>>13293374
THEY ARE bad at naming things

>>13293374
IRyS is a cute airhead
Kronii is supposed to be a kakkoi sadist.

>>13293374
That's kinda basedRyS.

>>13293408
El goblina…

>>13293408
Not again... My dick is only for Kronii...

>>13293361
Yes.

>>13293361
The Fall Guys stream made it clear

>>13293432
You mean ElRyS GOBLINrYS

>>13293449
if she's so parasocial then where is she now

>>13293361
You can see how good her parasocial game is these days. It's pretty scary...

I'm ngl, if Kronii doesn't add -ronii to all the pokemon she catches, I'll be a bit disappointed.

>>13293323
You're only getting older. No better time to try

>>13293476
She hates us...

>>13293476
She is in /uuu/ receiving emotional support from fellow saplings RIGHT NOW

>>13293567
do you mean to suggest that Kronii is secretly a sapling?

>>13293476
Under her blankie, going through Twitter and procrastinating while having negative thoughts:
>"They don't really love me"
>"They just like my voice and fake virtual tits"
>"They're all liars, they'll abandon me when the next shiny toy comes"
>"I should stop thinking like this, they're just an audience and I'm just an entertainer. Our relationship shouldn't be more than that"

>>13293374
Look I get shit like hirys and byerys because there’s some phonetic syllabic flow there
but wtf is with her “IRySoSeiso” and the like? That’s not a joke, it’s barely even a portmanteau, that’s just a name that happens to end with the letter S
If it were shit like “IRySh” whenever she’s drunk or something or “I want irys to give me an i-wrysty” then I’d get it, but the “irysodumb” stuff is somehow so dorky that it becomes a negative

>>13293615
KRONII WGO TO SLEEP OR MAKE YOUR SCHEDULE STOP THIS PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE

>>13293615
I love this cute insecure hikki so much...

>>13293615
MUST
SAVE

>CoolRyS
>FlatRyS
>???RyS

>>13293615
Nailed it. But don't forget:
>"They hated the panel..."

>>13293615
>The Kronii equivalent of SHE HATES/LOVES US posting
I believe it

>>13293601
Secretly?

>>13293615
KRONII I LOVE YOU, YOUR VOICE AND YOUR TITS AHHHHHHHHHHH IM A SCHIZO

>>13293710
SadRyS. That's the sad kuudere hairstyle, you see this shit in anime constantly.

>>13293615
>"They're all liars, they'll abandon me when the next shiny toy comes"
youngandbeautiful.mp3

>>13293710
SEEEEEEEXRYS
holy fuck that hait...

>Kronii hasnt liked any post of her cosplayer.
>Kronii is disgusting looking picture of gabe bending over.

>>13293642
the "so" is a flexible monosyllabic filler word that helps adjust the sequence of stressed & unstressed syllables to make the phrase rhythmically pleasing

by comparison: "IRyS Seiso" is clunky but "IRyS So Seiso" is pleasing to the ear

>>13293821
Kronii is a pure Christian girl who looks down on loose women with tattoos and those who worship false idols

>>13293722
She hated it to, what faggot had the idea to send them to conventions anyway? At least this one was better than the paywalled one that myth had that donated to some money embezzlement group.

Let's be real. Kronii is probably enjoying the alone time she's been denied for over a week.

>>13293869
>kronii hates having big numbers because she doesn’t want to tread on the toes of the Lord
Naruhodo

>>13293948
>She likes being alone
>I like being alone
We really are

>>13293945
Kronii was looking forward to the panel, but she was expecting some actual time with her fans.

>>13293948
>enjoying
How exhausted is her "time line"? Do you think she ever got desperate and tried anything while with her family?

I used the tips anon gave and I think this is coming along nicely

>>13294021
Not that kind of alone time

>>13294021
I'm going to schizo rrat and say she hasn't had one single positive interaction during her break. No one who said that she was perfect, or great , or amazing. Just a string of 'failue','mediocre' and 'good enough'

>>13293948
I mean she was also mourning and presumably attending the funeral of a dead relative but yeah everyone enjoy a good break every now and then. Doesn't mean she doesn't also miss streaming and interacting with her community.

>>13294085
W-Why are asian families like this?

>>13294085
>No one in her family cares she's a successful vtuber
>She gets mocked instead

>>13294085
She's loaded now, anon. She can show her cousins a good time just by spending a lot.

>>13294121
Nah, she traveled pretty far, and she didn't seem to be in mourning at all before her break. It was most likely a member of her extended family, so she's obligated to 'mourn', but I doubt she feels too bad about it.

>>13294085
>Constant snipey remarks about how youtube is not a "real job" being wedged into every conversation
How does she put up with it?
>I could literally buy and sell you with this "fake" job

>>13294168
Kronii hired me as a giggolo for her and 2 female cousins. Paid me 3k. It was aight, didn't use condoms so they're probably all pregnant now.

>>13294085
her stacy sister: What? you are making money on basement males? Lets hope that there is a decent male among your fans.
her rich aunty: So there are a bunch of guys who are fantasizing you. Are they good? Can you find a good husband in them? Dont want to push it, just be like my lawyer son-in-law. He just bought a rollroye for me on my birthday.

>>13294206
If she didn't care she wouldn't travel to the other side of the fucking continent, and no shit she wasn't mourning on-stream, she streams to have fun and people watch her to have fun, no one wants to hear her grieve the passing of her family member, and she literally said she wouldn't explicitly state what the occasion was because she didn't want to bring down the mood.

>>13294241
>time mama attended the con to search for a good husband for kronii among her fans

>>13294312
>If she didn't care she wouldn't travel to the other side of the fucking continent
Unless dragged there by her family, which she most likely was.

>>13293615
Meanwhile I'm thinking
>"She doesn't really care for me"
>"She just likes me because I give her money"
>"She's a liar who doesn't suffer from imposter syndrome and is using her acting skills to pretend she's depressed"
>"They're all liars, they'll abandon me when the next shiny toy comes"
>"I should stop thinking like this, she's an entertainer, I'm the audiance. Our relationship shouldn't be more than that"

>>13294316
>sees Gabe's fat ass instead

>>13294316
>older korean woman grabbing you by the sleeve
>older korean woman dragging you into a hotel
>older korean woman locking you in a hotel room with her younger korean daughter
>older korean woman telling you you're not allowed to leave until you get her daughter pregnant

>>13294388
you end up make both of them pregnant

>>13294312
I thought the rrat was that she went to California or Korea? If there is any evidence that she went to my home state of Florida (America's last good state) I would be happy to hear it

>>13294419
holy oyokadon

>>13294388
WRITEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>13294085
>"Ahhhh, look who finally came out of their cave for Thanksgiving! Deciding to spend some time with the family, Kronii?"
>"Y-Yeah..." Kronii stammers as she shuffles out of the room in her 3-day-worn clothes as everyone else is already sat and half-finished with their meals
>"I hear you've been doing that Youtube thing for a while, how's that been going, huh? Got a lotta followers?"
>"Um- y-yeah, a couple. I-It's going really well though!"
>"Nice, nice! What sorta videos do you make on there?"
>"Um...I just...play videogames..."
>*Laughter*

>>13294461
Kronii is too relatable

>>13294419
way to fuck up the family tree

>>13294461
>"I make your yearly salary at the dry cleaners in a week, auntie"

>>13294461
There's no way this didn't happen.

>>13294461
>"Y-Yeah it's pretty funny isn't it. I've got a couple real projects in the works for it though, so it's not just... Not just gonna be video games all the time."

>>13294423
>America
>good state
this is just “one of the nice guys” mentality, just accept that you’re as fucked as the rest of the country

>>13294423
She didn't go to Korea, they still have a mandatory 10 day quarantine for people coming into the country.

>>13294521
You're smoking crack if you think Kronii has enough of a spine to say something like this

1. This is a great social commentary series on social norms Before they brought the protag from the original doujins in
2. How would Kronii take this argument about Isekas?

>>13294423
>Took swab test to leave the country
>Mentions she'll at least be able to ride some amusement rides while she's there
>During the last Darq stream she said she has a relative who talks like a valley girl; chat said "That's not talking like a valley girl, that's just being a valley girl." She mused and thought about the fact for a while before going "Hmm...oh yeah, I guess so..."
That last sign points to having family in California and I haven't seen any evidence for Florida

>>13294585
I'm sure she has those "don't you want to stop being nice and just go apeshit" fantasies all the time where she plays out potential flex moments in her head to help her get through the day because actually acting on those thoughts would be too draining for everything that comes afterwards.

>>13294720
anon why are you talking about me?

>>13294718
also because asians are a more prominent demographic on the west coast, and she wouldn't experience jet lag because she didn't change time zones

it's all still circumstantial evidence, though

>>13294720
Oh absolutely

>>13294557
We will break free and declare war on the rest of America we will then conquest through the lands until no more American forces are left, we will then be a superpower, pax floridian

>>13294720
we are...

>>13294720
She's such a dork, I love her

>>13294786
THE LAZY GENERATION

>>13294720
I mean, she already fantasises about getting isekai'd, so that would be a step down from the elaborate scenarios she lives out in her head.

>>13294423
>Florida (America's last good state)
If you mean being a national embarrassment yes.
Of course Kronii wouldn't go to that shithole.

>>13294785
Please liberate Georgia from Atlanta for me pls.

>>13294851
she fantasizes about getting isekai'd to a world where people leave her alone and she doesn't have to do anything lol

>>13294720
Relatable
I want to become a vtuber someday, maybe even join hololive, I can only imagine how my family would mock me if they found out, I do this stuff in my head a lot

>>13294880
We are...

>>13294880
are you saying Kronii wants to end up in the "ALONE" clip from spongebob

>>13294888
>He imagines what it's like to be a vtuber
I bet you imagine baiting /here/posters every single stream.

>>13294851
>Kronii's mom just tears into her out of nowhere one day, starts blasting off about how she isn't putting a roof over her head just for her to sleep during the day and play videogames at night
>Kronii: "내 머리 위의 지붕이 그렇게 좋았다면 아빠는 왜 당신을 떠났습니까?"

>>13294873
OK I will see if that can be organized
>>13294868
Go back to commiefornia, you are just jealous of our handsome governor and the sexiness of the Floridian people

>>13294937
Sick burn

>>13294937
I want Kronii to curse me out in her native tongue...

>>13294918

What the hell? I'm reading posts saying one thing and then i read them back and they say something entirely different than what I read before. I'm ngmi

>>13295018

>>13294937
>her dad died in service.

>>13294972
>Blindly loyal to a fascist governor who covers up the deaths of his citizens and doesn't know Florida man is a laughing stock of the world.
Kronii will NEVER, EVER go to a shithole like Florida.

Do you think Kronii has started fantasising about being Kronii for real?

>>13294935
If I do become a hololive vtuber I promise I will, it will be like edging though and I will never directly address you guys, some will try to deny that I am baiting you guys but you guys will know, you'll be my favorite part of the fanbase

>>13295082
>shithole
Anonchama, you do know that San Francisco is in California, right?

>>13295095
I think the idea of being an omnipotent demigoddess is too outlandish to really lend itself to idle fantasy
she probably fantasizes about being a cat or something

>>13294972
>>13295082
>>13295115
>American politics
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY THE FUCK ARE AMERICANS LIKE THIS!? NO ONE FUCKING CARES! THIS IS A BOARD ABOUT PRETEND ANIME GIRLS! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>13295115
I don't live in California, but you sure are letting the entire state live rent free in your head.

>>13295115
Lol
>>13295082
He doesn't cover up anything, if someone falls down a flight of stairs and gets smashed up they will still mark it as a covid death in California

>>13295143
Nekoronii...

>>13295082
Yeah, instead she'll go to TEXAS NUMERO UNO

florida is for out of touch retirees lol

>>13295196
>Kronii secretly wishes her name was more cat-themed because it's easier to work in puns she considered more puuuuuurrfect to her

>>13295174
LOL, nice try fag.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/coronavirus/fl-ne-coronavirus-florida-desantis-spin-ss-prem-20201203-tyjmgkos6bd7vo7vnripqliany-htmlstory.html

>>13295199
We should give you back to Mexico given we had to bail your asses out against them in the first place.

>>13295171
California is essentially the opposite of Florida, the antiflorida if you will, we share a lot of the same attractions, brands, etc., we even share city names but California is the loser copy who poorly imitates Chad florida, this is why it comes up so much

>>13295241
You should stop letting California live rent free in your head if that's actually the case. Sounds like you're just extremely jealous that Kronii went there.

Can you /pol/ niggers go back to your shithole? Or better yet hang yourselves

>>13295224
She loves puns, she's so cute

The south is the best part of America, I hope mumei sings this on stream
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1YQCMX_18

>>13295274
Tell the parasites from Florida to fuck off.

>>13294888
Honestly I'm building a new PC and I have had similar thoughts about going indy myself but it seems like too much hassle as far as startup costs goes and if you don't have a good network to start out with or have someone who can get your some traction so algorithms pick you up, it's just streaming on Twitch but with more frontloaded cost for no monetary benefit

>>13295288
Mumei should sing the correct version of that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU

No quarter to traitors.

>>13295225
lol dont care, best state, we got whataburger and you dont, keep coping nontexan

>>13295274
>>13295299
>>13295270
California is literally a dump, they cry over a little rain while for us here in Florida a cat 5 hurricane is just Tuesday, California is babyman state

>>13295322
>whataburger
Exactly, what's a burger?
Get some actual cattle you queer steer.

>>13295316
not gonna lie even just as a song this one is way better than the 'original' confederate one

AAAAA SHUT UP, NO ONE CARES, POST KRONII

>>13295316
It was the war of Northern aggression, the union is no different than North Korea you commie

>>13295312
You can do it anon, I believe in you, I will be waiting for your hololive debut

>>13295383
You should start reading history books instead of burning hillbilly. The Civil War was the South committing treason against the United States specifically to maintain the institution of slavery.

I want Mumei to do a history class on Sherman's March to the Sea.

>>13295375
The Union version was unapologetic banter and shitposting of the 1800s.

>>13295367
probably californean vegan cope, get some real meat son

>>13295419
I dunno, I did a WWE 2k20 stream in the vein of HFZ for some friends the other day and managed to hit double-digit viewers for the first time, think that's my peak.

Meidos need to do their fucking jobs

Kronii supports the good old boys of the Union and Uncle Sam.

>>13295475
Not the garbage chemical and puss laced 'meat' that comes from TexASS.

>>13295449
Slavery only became part of the war when the union wanted to keep European powers out of the war, also Sherman and Lee were friends after the war and Abe himself even said he liked the song dixieland and had it played for the south, cope yankcuck

>>13295095
>Highschooler Kronii being bullied by the popular girls after they found out about her little gig
>"You WISH you had real tits like those, huh? But you're just flat!"
>"How often do you fuck your viewers, slut?"
>"She's just whoring out to a bunch of weird old guys!"
>She thinks to herself that if she was really Kronii she'd use her epic time powers and show these bitches a real piece of her mind.
>"P-Please, just...STOP!"
>The world around her seemed to freeze in an instant, and everything stood still and silent.
>"W-What...!?"
>She looked around. Everything had stopped. People stood frozen in their tracks, stuck in an ordinary moment of their day.
>"Oh God, what did- what did I-"
>She stood up and hurried out the school doors
>As far as she could see, it was all the same. Even the sun had paused in the sky.
>"No...no no no! I-I can fix this! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry!"
>"Go!" "Start!" "Resume!"
>Nothing seemed to work, as her desperate pleas fell on the ears of statues.
>No one would ever bother her again.
>She could finally be...
>Alone.

thank you jannies T_T

>>13295288
Mumei's an unironic valley girl. Now Gura, that's a good ol' Midwest country girl right there.

#blessed

Good meidos keep the thread clean