/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

STREAM FLOS
https://youtu.be/QO_RNBWxx94
https://youtu.be/QO_RNBWxx94
https://youtu.be/QO_RNBWxx94

Risu is cute!

>>12995737
This is true! Extremely cute!

>>12995185
I'm not sure I can anymore. It tugs at my heartstrings just to listen to it.

Bonjour

https://twitter.com/telomere_r18/status/1459755582232018945?t=LRGAw-iAKahNcaKqYY5A5Q
Nice! But for some reason I can't see this on the tag

>>13008243
nice

anyway what is treerrat37.jpg looks like

>>13008243
Yeah. It's weird that it's not on tag.

>>13008243
It got the SENSITIVE CONTENT flag set for the image so it's filtered or so I've been told.

Bros I missed her

Risu is finally awake and is making you an offer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfTD_E2ViQ

>>13017039
It's free real estate

Also jail time https://twitter.com/Cyberalchemyst7/status/1459470273334308873/photo/1

>>13017595
Cute and funny Weesu! But I prefer mature Ayunda

>>13017039
Cute! But also slightly threatening.

>>13017595
>>13018046
Weesu lewds DOKO?

>>13019553
why are you like this?

I hope her cold and internet are both fixed

>>12995185
Just listened to it for the first time. Should have done so earlier...

>>13021914
It really is quite beautiful. So much so that I can even forgive Risu for forgetting to post the artwork from the video.

>>13019654
Anon. I just wnat her to have her yummy yoghurt

Buy this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002425429766.html
Hire escort to cosplay Risu.
Fuck Risu
PROFIT !

>>13031423
Good idea anon!

Area 15 will be on Risu's channel. Also, there will be only 2 of them, RIP Iofi.

>>13033231
RIP Erofi. Hopefully she will draw lewds in the better place

>>13031423
bruh

Brrrr

>>12995185
she did a great job on it

>>13031423
Or put it on yourself and pretend to be Risu while playing with toys

Risu is awake!

How many Nier streams will she fit in this week?

>>13054500
Don't matter, i ain't watching any of them.

>>13046882
I wants to fuck Risu, not become Risu

>>13010435
For some reason I didn't open the thread at all today. But here it is.

>>13054500
Hopefully 3

I come to Risu threads for the higher proportion of soundposters that seem to congregate here and in Watamelon threads.

Please, does anyone have the original jeb or risu saying "tree rrat" as soundposts? Thank you brave squirrel enthusiasts.

>>13031423
Based anon living his tree rrat dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Y-XuaSwqU

>>13058537

>>13058537
Second yeb

>>13058537
I don't have the soundpost of the main tree rrat one, but I do have the streamable

https://streamable.com/dd6l12

Also here's a recent confession she made.

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1460204906485207041?t=unM3JZPwcHlWxrysjJM9EA
https://youtu.be/KauL8ZpAGvg
Area 15, but they are playing goose game

>>13058537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwf02kb_vMg
Shooting nuts!

Ayunda!

>>13062407
>Remember don't shoot too hard or it'll crack your screen.
Oh god, Risu wants to be cover with Nuts so bad

Ayunda is hot! Hot!

Risu is a bully

>>13062407
>watch this
>start doing what she says
>cum all over my screen
>post nut clarity kicks in and realize I have to clean this shit up
What the fuck Risu? Don't fuck with my head like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Q3ygt88Yw

>>13062407
Risu, please. I don't want to nut on my screen just to show my affection for you.

>>13064273
How can you say you love Risu if you won't even cover her in jizz like she asked you to?

Yopi is still alive

SECRET NEW THINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwf02kb_vMg
She demands tribute

Schedule later, maybe tomorrow

I gave up hope on them getting 3D this year since the start of autumn.

>>13064757
Risu JOI video

>>13064985
I gave up hope forever because these chink flu measures are never going away, anywhere.

>>13062407
Risu pls this is too yabai

...nut countdown when?

>>13064997
>>13066860
3, 2, 1! Nut! ehehehe
She just might do that

She loves them nuts https://twitter.com/Vampy_Squid/status/1460275979847360512

>>13069092

>>13058770
I love how she pretends to slam her GIANT FUTA COCK into yeb's mouth! Her Futa instincts are so strong! I love you Risu!

At this point, Risu is probably disappointed in us for not making any nut tributes this year. She's literally asking us to shoot on the screen!

>>13069092
Nuts for the nut god

I've never watched all of her VA11-HALL-A streams, did she like it?

>>13076794
Risu liked it a lot, one of the few long plays she finished. I also think it's one of the must watch streams from her. Risu does VA for all characters in different voices and her interest in the game makes the stream so much better, same as Nier

>>13071204
She need to make even hotter video to get them.
She is close but let's be honest. There need to be JOI

>>13064499
aah she looks so soft and cute here
clean that poor girl up!

>>13078584
Awesome, thanks anon.

Did any of Risu's fans or watchers ACTUALLY ever go through with this nut crap unironically? Or do they not have the NUTS for it?

Just got back to work to see all the soundposts, thank you squirrel enthusiasts.

>>13064499
I'll happily cover her in as much nut as she wants in art. I just don't want to do that to my screen.

>>13084158
Unfortunately making soundposts and shitty PS edits are the only things I can do

>>13085414
soul

pls post yeb

schedule doko?

>>13103434
In your dreams. Tree rat too lazy for it

Risu is alive!

>>13109265
And she even remembered to post Flos artwork!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vAtnQNAm9k
Nut coupon!

>>13110807
>I will give you free nut...
Risu confirmed for FUTA.

I want to impregnate Risu so bad bros

>>13114672
Me too.

>>13114672
impregnator

So Moona reacted to her doujin lately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdoG958-iWY
Would Risu react to her too? Should we make first Risu doujin?

>>13110807
GOD I WANT TO SUCK OFF RISU'S FAT COCK AND SWALLOW HER NUT

>>13114672
I want to hug Risu tightly as she snuggles with me and falls asleep after a session of passionate babymaking sex.

>>13119478
Honestly, I doubt she would. For all of her talk about wanting lewds, she made it sound like she doesn't check her lewd tag hardly ever.

>>13119478
If someone mentions it, Risu would probably say that she will check it out later. Might call it nice (if it is) after and say we are halu. Doubt she will do the checking live on stream. Would be nice to have it regardless.

>>13119478
Superchat Risu some smut about her, it will have to do.

>>13119513
Is there even any futa Risu art? Like art specifically made to be futa and not just edits?

>>13126585
It's out there, usually selfcest

>>13126585
There is one selfcest. https://twitter.com/TrueUnknownPony/status/1398570826367213569
And there will be second one from the same artist this month but Risu will be futa not Ayunda.

>>13127014
Anon, assuming you're the commission guy... why? Got lucky with shitcoin or is it NEETbux?

Brrr

looks like she's playing Fall Guys with Merry in a few hours
https://twitter.com/Merrydawg/status/1460745434318749704

>>13138721
Whomst?

Risu is awake!

>>13140026
A fraudster Dane who's convinced people he's an artist.

>>13138721
Why would they only announce this less 4 hours ahead of the stream?
Also, what are the chances of getting a Risu schedule this week?

>>13140664
Merry announced it a bit ago and Risu has an aversion to letting people know what she's doing more than 5 hours prior.

>>13140895
As always, being an overseas Risuner is suffering. I know it's not intentional, but at times it feels like Risu doesn't want people like me watching her.

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1460838148959715332?t=7HFwMEmcCqKFa9-wSk8ZuQ
Schedule

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1460839055336173573?t=b_SiwHelUfFzPYRrcaV_rw
Updated schedule

>>13141008
>>13141135
Thanks Risu

>>13141135
Finally, a prisuners night. I missed talking with the squirrel

https://www.twitch.tv/merryweatherey
Starting

>>13128659
Why not?

>>13146457
She won't stream on her chanel? ughhhh twitch

>>13147400
>ughhhh twitch
yeah. there is no reason to use the chat tho

Suzan, the youtube woman

Rate the stream

>>13150974
It was ok/10
Dude was kinda cringe, but Risu had fun. Twitch is fucking shit with emotes spam, and it's the worst when steamer encourages this cancer by bringing it from the chat to the screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_r7uAPiAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwHoei5aszg
GUERILLA MINECRAFT!

>>13155670
>minecraft
Eh, that sucks. But it is a sleepy stream, hope there will be Ayunda

>>13155670
ikz!

Risu counting blocks! Very cute!

The way she rolls Rs is absolutely adorable

senpai tax

She was way more talkative than usual while playing Minecraft. Amazing!

Nut!

What will she do on prisuner night?

Love the Nier streams

>>13164957
Beside the usual talk about how is she doing, plans for the future, and all that, Risu will show raws for the flos

Give Risu more nuts
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94205011

>>13173447
Nice!

why are soundpost not a feature? How many times do i have to install tampermonkey?

Risu is awake!

BRRRr

>>13103434
right here!

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen,
Tea Perhaps.

https://youtu.be/qjRCBUm7Tfo
Starting!

>>13200302
Based bitch, i fucking love her.

Oh dear God, I miss her singing

I love the inevitable overlap with big events

She was at 2100 viewers for a good stretch of time there, consistent activity is paying off!

please

>>13202372
kek
Well, for me, it doesn't matter how big the event is. I will always prioritize Risu.

>>13203395
as you command, warden

For how lost she usually is, I am surprised Risu was able to recover her items that fast

SHE DID IT!

OtsuRisu~
Donation reading tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcfsoDl4OPo

>>13207149
This is GEESE MOUTH.
So yeah.... Take ALL my Nuts Risu.... just please no geese room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozD74bfhSk
Risu on Moona's stream

Holy shit, tree rrat is still logged in MC.

https://twitter.com/dobure18/status/1461357927541841923
Mommy Ayunda

>>13202653
Risu is doing well, but the thread is fucking dead

>>13210187
Now spray all the Nuts on mommy Ayunda!

>>13212158
RIP thread I guess

Brrr

>>13207149
i was not expecting this one, laughed all the way home from work.

>>13220615
You better give her Nut bro.

LIVE!

RISU IS ON OLLIE'S STREAM
Repeat, Risu is available at NA time RIGHT NOW

>>13239327
Oh, nice! It's Ayunda even

>Everything here looks phallic

Hearing Ayunda voice in the morning suddenly made me feel such loneliness, it physically hurt. I knew parasocial relationships should be avoided, but god damnit, it feels so good, but hurts so bad. I think I'm losing it

https://youtu.be/WpehNsNzXBg
>This will never get a mix with instrumentals
Pain peko

Come on Risu, let us see what are you building in Minecraft

>>13248322
She will join Reine Minecraft stream today

They are all fucking sick. Guess it's time to sleep.

>>13207149
>geese chamber
shit i misheard it, i was ready to sieg-heiling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX7U0zkP2vM

>>13255489
So she can produce deez nuts now.
FUTA confirmed

>>12994869
Nuts

>>13210187
unf

After much research, I am doubting these "geese chambers" actually existed at all. They aren't on any of the blueprint plans, the rooms where the geese were supposedly unleashed don't have any goose shit on the walls and the wooden doors in the chambers would be easily broken through by the strength of rampaging geese. Plus, where are all the people who were harmed by geese? The survivor accounts are gossip of what they heard about other people being attacked by geese not themselves. I'm going to need concrete evidence that goes beyond Risu's "trust me bro" rrats.

>>13268740
it's a metaphor of "crocodile hole" of an event in indonesia during september 30th 1965 where nothing happened

>>12994869
This picture looks like she's hiding in a urinal and it makes me laugh every time I see it in the catalog

>>13271382
What a terrifying idea. You go to the toilet and are about to relieve yourself. Suddenly Risu appears from the urinal. She says bonjour and runs away, taking your nuts with her.

Brrr

Quick. Has Risu made any mention of Ironmouse recently? Mouse just said on stream that her next guest on Speak of the Devil is "A big advocate of Nonstop Nut November" and that sounds like Risu but I don't think they've had any big interactions or anything so it seems strange.

>>13279256
>A big advocate of Nonstop Nut November
That's a broad term, any chuuba who is horny can be referred that way

>>13279400
True. But Mouse didn't immediately shut down the flood of people saying it was Risu and she's been pretty big on making those daily tweets about NNN.

>>13279256
i have no idea but hearing what mouse was saying i'm pretty sure risu is the guest, maybe they interracted offstream with ollie since mouse is in contact and sometimes plays with her

>>13279400
someone commented "that doesn't narrow it down" and mouse said it really fucking does narrow it down (or something similar) so i think she was talking about the squirrel

Actually just realized it'd be easier to link a timestamp. So here you guys go. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1210401895?t=00h37m35s Mentions it for about 2 minutes after that before moving onto other future guests. Also a lot of people assuming it could be Fefe but I doubt it since Fefe would probably be an extremely easy get and not someone she would feel the need to tease. So strange as it is I'd bet it is Risu.

>>13279256
There was nothing about that from Risu, but that means nothing. Risu likes to keep things secret, and last-minute announcements are the norm.

>>13279256
It's not hard to get Risu to collab, one just needs to ask, so it's quite possible. And while there might not have been any interactions on stream, we don't know what are they doing behind the scenes. Like the recent colab with Merry, or when Moona suddenly played minecraft with that Russian girl. I assume they have some kind of discord server for chubas to hang out
Btw what this Speak of the Devil thing is like? Never watched Mouse before, all I know is that she is kinda dying.

Risu is awake! Ohanya!

>>13279256
Interesting, Mouse is the only vshojo I can tolerate so a collab could be fun

>>13282700
It's just a very casual "talk show". She's basically explained it as she wants an excuse to talk to people she thinks are cool and it's a lot easier to get someone who's part of a company to agree to be on a show than it is to just say "hey please come on my stream and talk to me." She also puts out a marshmallow link beforehand where people can submit questions for her to ask but that's generally like ~30% of the show while the rest is casual talking. There's been 7 eps so far but Ollie was one of the guests if you want one most relevant to this thread. https://youtu.be/B1DOwbPDRK8

Any quirks or traits about Risu's speech style I should be aware of when writing a fic with her?

>>13288733
I wouldn't necessarily try to include this in your written speech, but she really likes rolling her Rs at times, which is pretty distinctive.
Honestly, if you want a good overview of what her speech is like, you can just watch a few of her NNN videos. They are short and capture her speaking style pretty nicely.

>>13288733
Risu is ESL, sometimes she struggles to find the right word and goes for a longer description of something. Or just uses Indonesian word instead. Also there are things like "stuffs" or "bgm too big".

>>13288733
She often uses "wish" when she's trying to say hope, that's one that sticks out to me sometimes

Bean

>>13283984
That's pretty cool, I'd like to see Risu there.

So Prisuner stream in 6 hours yeah?

Bread anyone?

>>13296441
20:00 GMT+7, 4 hours from now

>>13297914
no, i want breasts

>>13298150
what the fuck I swear to god these things have only been 14 hours ahead of PST not 15

>>13298413
I want Risu Breasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu89Gy6-c5Y
Favorite nut!

youtube.com/watch?v=OxYxdu9ZsX4
youtube.com/watch?v=OxYxdu9ZsX4
youtube.com/watch?v=OxYxdu9ZsX4
IKZ!

Damn, that's spicy

Do you guys know sites where you can commision doujin?

I'm gonna save this girl from her own family and country

Comfwy stweam~

>>13307012
Is pixiv not an option?

>>13307184
There is something special with how close she gets with us, her fans, on those streams.

>>13307012
No idea. Same place you get art done? I mean, comics are just a bunch of drawings put together. They should be done by the same people.

>>13307211
Pixiv is shit for R18 commisions cus it's regional block. Basicly only japanes can R18 on pixiv using their option

>>13307531
Not necessary. I saw individual doujin page on skeb but never full doujin

>>13307184
>she called out that underage flip faggot for spamming
Not only was it comfy but also satisfiying, i love her even more now.

>>13307211
No

What could doujins starring Risu even be about?

>>13313177
Well hopefully not like Moona ugly basterd rape doujin...
Probably something like Risu dominating and extracting nuts form prisuner for NNN?

>>13313177
A date with Risu. Going to amusement park, fancy restaurant, and, in the end, to love hotel.
Adventure, that is totally not Minecraft related, including cool fight with a spider, exploring ancient ruins, and sex with Risu, some scenic nature as a background.
Having Risu wife for dinner in the bath, as you come back home from work.
Warden performing nut inspection with one or multiple prisuners.
Whatever it is, I hope it involves self insert faceless guy or selfcest.

>>13313998
>Moona ugly basterd rape
That's disgusting, why would someone do that to their oshi?

>>13314110
I don't know but she reacted to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdoG958-iWY

Brrrr

>>13283984
Yeah it's definitely Risu. Mouse is very bad at keeping secrets and she said this right after watching a clip with Moona. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1211417267?t=03h28m37s

Let's go

>>13332278
Go where?

What is Risu talking about in the minecraft chat with Ollie/Moona on Moona's stream?

>>12995185
It's good!

>>13331107
>link
its gone....

>>13337148
Oh she removed the VOD. Well from memory after the Moona clip she said something like "You know what animal I think is cute guys? Squirrels. You know I'm friends with a squirrel, right?"

Not today Risu

>>13331107
I'm glad she is going places.

>>13340328
Going to your mom's house, bitch

Hey how was the prisuner stream?

>>13342905
It was spicy

>>13147400
You can collapse the chat on the right hand side of the screen if it bothers you.

Ayunda's voice is very sexy.

https://youtu.be/JPEn6xuA-tM
https://youtu.be/JPEn6xuA-tM
https://youtu.be/JPEn6xuA-tM

https://youtu.be/zDJtOhN2jB8
Wuju

>>13345618
Starting!

Risu is cringe

>>13347640
and I love it

>>13347640
When a stream involves the presence of either korone or okayu, risu is always cringe...

Holy shet that's a lot of JOPs

Rate the stream!

>>13348954
Cringe/10
OtsuRisu! We Risuners thank you for the spooky stream, Risu! It was a thrill watching you play Evil God Korone! CongRisulations on completing the game! Even thought it was a horror game, you seemed to have the time of your life over there! Our squirrel is a true Koronesuki!
I'M NOT DEAD YET LETSGOOOOOO

>>13031423
Would buy, but no one seems to sell her outfit

>>13348954
4/10
I don't like Risu's cringy obsession with Korone, but as long as she doesn't do it too often, it's bearable. She also got some akas from JOPs, so I guess it's worth it?

Hey, catch!

>>12994869
Stop it

>>13353577
...but there was no one to catch Risu. But instead of falling to the ground, as one could expect a normal squirrel would do, Risu continued her flight defying the laws of physics. Not only was she able to maintain her speed, Risu was accelerating! Eventually she reached the first space speed and entered orbit of the Earth. Slowly her orbit became more elliptical, until she finally reached the escape velocity, and left the planet behind. There's no sound in space, but looking through a telescope at the leaving squirrel, one can easily imagine hearing her laughing. Wherever you are going, have a nice trip, Risu! And, maybe, come back one day. We miss you.

Has Risu ever talked about or hinted at futa other than the recent NNN video where she said she can't produce her own nuts?

>>13361977
No but you can always send her SC or SL with such question. Though better in prisuner night with spicy topics

>>13349134
Off yourself retard. I see you attentionwhoring everywhere you go despite being a fucking greyname. Pest.

>>13364144
I considered sending her a superchat asking if she can't just use magic to give herself a means to produce nuts but I'd rather keep my money. I don't even know how often she reads superchats anyway.

Brrr

https://twitter.com/Neroshisan/status/1462555160899723267?t=gVaGTrOEWXX9olLKX85CuA
That's a lot of nuts

>>13361977
What's with your futa obsession? Do you want it up your butt that badly?

>>13371434
What's with your faggot obsession? Do you want come out of the closet so bad?

>>13353577
>>13359877
Not so fast

>>13371773
>unironic futafag
>call others a faggot
Truly magnificent breed you are, mentally ill to the core.

>>13375990
*cums on you after jerking off to futa Risu*

>>13377066
Haha faggot can't even aim right

>thread is beyond dead for over a week
>even hornyposts barely get replies
>someone mentions futa Risu
>instant shitposting
Sasuga Risu thread.

>>13378354
I just hate futa and futafags, simple as.

>>13378354
i just like futa anf futakeks, simple as

>>13378354
>thread is beyond dead for over a week
I am confused, what is happening with the thread? It feels like it was sometimes more alive during the break. And now it's like there's only two anons watching the streams.

>>13380842
NNN shorts attract normalfags but push away the usual posters here, they simply lost interest.

>>13380842
I've been completely shafted by exams and projects as the semester's at its height, so I've not been able to catch any live this last week

>>13380842
I can't speak for anyone else, but I've been gradually losing interest. I still keep this thread open, but at this point it's mostly out of habit.

>>13381981
Take a break, avoid burnout

>>13380842
I don't watch her streams because unironically Risu is too cringy for me. It's probably something to do with EN speaking chuubas as a whole honestly, so I consume her in small, occasional clips. I want to like her and I want to keep watching, Risu is the first chuuba I connected with briefly way back then. Anyway I like Risu but I got into her because of her sexual innuendos. Thus, I am here to horny post about her.

>>13382886
So not a true fan then, okay.

>>13383516
Sure, if you wanna call it that. I'm not a true fan of any streamers. I don't pay them a cent and I rarely watch full streams even for my oshi. If you think that is bad then you need to rethink your life priorities.

>>13384279
Oh wow you're right i do need to rethink about it. Maybe i'll stop posting here and get a proper job, that's a start.

>>13381297
Good luck with your exam!

>>13381981
I can relate to that, I totally burned out on hololive and stopped watching vtubers altogether, with Risu being the only exception. That makes her thread dying especially painful for me. I don't want to move to fucking discord, but at this point it feels unavoidable if I want to have any discussion about her

>>13385866
Entered their server once, nothing but a bunch of obnoxious bootlickers, immediately left afterwards. Don't bother joining.

>>13382886
>>13383516
I think it's fine to enjoy Risu for any reason you feel like. Comfy, horny, memes, goslinging, singing, or all at once. There is no wrong ways to have fun.

>>13382295
To be honest, I canceled my membership after the last Prisuner's night. I'm not sure if that means I started my break or if I'm already burned out.

Risu is awake! She is taking a break today.

>>13386981
Come back for her birthday

>>13386030
What are the alternatives? Reddit? FB? YouTube comments? Lol. Maybe I should try to do some shilling in /hlgg/.

>>13388215
>Maybe I should try to do some shilling in /hlgg/.
I recommend it, just post about her streams in /hlgg/. You'll get some engagement every now and then from random people plus other Risuners can spur discussion as well (I'm in /hlgg/ most of the time by default anyways). In addition, more Risuners talking about Risu or her streams creates more acknowledgement of her in the general thread hivemind. A couple of Ioforia started posting Iofi in /hlgg/ recently with decent success.

As a whole discussion of streams generates a sense of legitimacy if that makes sense, so posting about Risu in /hlgg/ is always welcome

What would a date with Risu look like? Would you want to go with a date with her in Indonesia?

>>12994869
Risu doesn't get enough porn

>>13393922
Risu don't get enough art in general

What do you think Risu's pussy smells like? Is she a hygienic girl or a slovenly wilderbeast?

>>13394989
Stop changing ip and come up with a better question you horny faggot

>>13394989
She's said before she doesn't shower frequently, sooooo.....

>>13395400
you

>>13395481
Whoa. I wonder what it tastes like... I imagine sour and slightly acrid, with a rich, oily mouthfeel due to a diet high in healthy fats from nuts.

>>13395650
Tourist being horny again, must be desperate to have such thoughts.

>>13395481
Anon that's you, she clearly said she start the day by taking a shower first.

>>13395809
Lol, newfag

>>13395650
That's... kinda gross. Although I'd still happily lick it up if she rode my face. I bet it's addictive. Squirrel cunny pervades all my thoughts

>>13396130
>newfag
>lol
Roru
Rumao

>>13395650
>>13396158
Kill the thread will ya? So i don't have to see your lame hornypost again

>>13396241
Don't you have something better to do than shitpost here, like... bashing your head against a wall, or... killing the neighbour's pets?

>>13396158
>ride your face
If she doesn't shower every day there's no way she'll be clean shaven
It'd feel like rubbing face against jute fiber, you'd get carpet burn

>>13396303
Rich coming from you hornyposter, can't even get enough (You)s to kill the thread sooner. Being a fan of risu only by her non-existence sex appeal is really pathetic.

>>13396373
>blah blah blah no true scotsman
Poor Risu, having """fans""" like you infesting her thread... no wonder it's dying.

>>13396303
Nah these are shitpost, genuine SHIT
>>13394989
>>13395481
>>13395650
>>13395650
>>13396158
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>>13396354
>need to bring loose clothing, mosquito repellant and a machete to get through Risu's bush and go down on her
You have no fucking idea how hard this idea gets me

>>13396401
Yeah poor risu indeed...and we all on the same boat here so that includes you too, desperate hornyposter

>>13396446
Ignore the retards, the Risu thread has some really shitty people in it.
You're a man of culture. A healthy bush is a sign of a healthy woman.

>>13396446
??? are her pubes a jungle or something?

Good thing thread hit bump limit, hornyposters are coming out coming out of the woodwork and they getring more desperate than ever.

>>13396515
I'm really into hags but for some reason Risu lights a fire under me. Good to see another bush bandit is here.

>>13396548
That's what I was getting at, yes. A dense, humid, sweaty jungle with a treasure more precious than all the gold in the world right in the center of it - and I want to take that treasure, peel its lips right back and shove my tongue in. I'd literally never stop slurping on her messy gash. She'd have to put up with frequent orgasms for the rest of her life.

>>13396373
>her non-existence sex appeal
I don't particularly care for the hornyposter but based on those words you might be gay anon

>>13396745
Based as fuck.

Thanks for killing the thread, hornyfags...it's about time this shithole get archive.

this thread is on Existential crisis again huh...
dont bother make risu-iofi split again for whoever the next OP is, just camp in /hlgg/ for the sake of anons here

>>13396947
just make roborisu thread just to mess up with every anons here

>>13396851
>hornyfags pop up
>more discussion is had now than at any point in the last 8 days
hornyfags welcome aboard, make yourselves comfortable

>>13396947
>>13397002
>spoiler
Miss me with that, we've been over this. But yeah fall back to /hlgg/ if needed

>>13396354
She would obviously shave for sex anon. Just because someone doesn't shave everyday doesn't mean they won't shave on special occasions. You're not even supposed to shave more than once a week with a razor because it leads to ingrown hair.

>>13397031
Whatever you say treerrat poster, but i ain't touching globul.

>>13396745
Sorry to say anon, in tropical countries like Indonesia, shaving is the norm, ESPECIALLY for women. It's in the culture. Most women are clean shaved and so are men. You'd be hard pressed to find bush enthusiasts under the age of 50.

>>13397104
Huh? I shave daily with an electric razor and have never had any problems like that. Actually, I get bigger problems if I don't shave frequently - next shave has to be done with a proper razor, although I've given up using those and have taken up a straight razor.

Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god.
>Risu spread eagle in front of you, telling you to shave her pussy before she'll let you taste it

I'm diamonds now

>>13397166
Your call, feel free to drop a shill post every now and then though it's always appreciated

>>13397174
Darn. Well, she's still no less sexually appealing, even without the tangled thicket barrier containing her womanly musk. Ironically chicken skin hurts way more to rub your face against than bush.

>>13397232
Idk man I'm no barber, I ain't touching someone's shaved off sweaty musky hair. Also look it up, shaving too often can lead to ingrown hairs. It's nothing terrible, just a red spot for a day or less until it pokes out. It can also damage the skin but that's not really a big problem. Of course, this is with an actual razor, not sure if electric ones are different but it's literally in the way that razors cut hair that causes it to go ingrown.

>>13397287
Anon, I understand that as a bush enthusiast you probably don't know this but usually it goes like this = for taking nudes and going to the beach, use razor. For sex, if you wanna be appealing you use wax which doesn't leave the prickly feeling behind.

>>13397404
>For sex, if you wanna be appealing you use wax which doesn't leave the prickly feeling behind
Ah, fuck. That explains so, so much...

>>13397404
Also razor for general hygiene, of course. Forgot to mention it but it should be obvious. No one uses wax on a constant basis, that shit hurts.

>>13396822
Compared to someone else, let's say kronii and yeah..it's non-existence

>>13397329
Y'know, that's fair enough. I think electric razors give a slightly rougher shave intentionally to avoid this, as I do know that when I let it get longer and take the straight razor to it, it's both smoother and more tender

I feel this is post is drifting away from what's really important - Risu's cunny - so I'd like to clarify that it would be like nectar of the gods regardless of her body hair.

>>13397652
How about Risu's cock? Then she could also give you the milk of the gods, regardless of body hair.

>>13397767
I... can't say I'm into that, but after careful consideration, I'd let Risu fuck my throat and peg me. Only a test run and only because it's her, though.

Left the thread for a few hours and suddenly horny posters coming from the bushes. Or for the bush? Anyway, I do recall her saying she takes a shower in the morning every day.

>>13398278
If by morning you mean a latter part of the afternoon after waking up, then yeah.

>>13398356
Morning is when you woke up

>>13393663
>Would you want to go with a date with her in Indonesia?
Sure. Looks like an interesting place to visit. Plus Risu would feel more comfortable with the home advantage. We could visit her favorite places around the city, try local food, and end it at my hotel room.

>>13397550
It's a completely different type though. Sex appeal isn't just how much skin you can show, how much your tits are hanging out. That's a FORM of sex appeal, but there are plenty of others driven by completely different factors. Subtlety is a defining element of Risu's sex appeal to me. What seems so plain and normal has SO MUCH just under the surface. The subversion of the normal appearance through completely unexpected ways of utilizing the expected.

In many ways it reflects Ayunda's presence compared to Risu's. Risu is what you expect of a vtuber. High cutesy voice, initially appearing innocent. Then you get the moments where the shitposter appears for a split second. And then you get Ayunda out of nowhere. Still Risu's body, but a completely different voice. That's part of why new viewers are always taken aback when they first hear it, it's unexpected. Sultry and alluring, Ayunda's voice is naturally seductive. Knowing what lies just beneath when you look at how innocent Risu seems, it causes the mind to run wild and it's incredibly sexual.

In general there's a lot to be said for simplicity and restraint. Risu's sexual appeal hits in a completely different way from most holomems. Just taking off her hoodie and revealing her shoulders makes her feel so much more naked than someone like Towa who is literally almost naked. I think the sexual appeal in simplicity and contrast simply doesn't resonate with you. That's understandable, but it doesn't mean it's not there.


(Btw English tip for the future, the correct term there is "existent" not "existence")

>>13398385
And the day after is considered tomorrow when you already asleep, doesn't matter when you sleep at 4 or 5 am, It still the same day before you sleep and tomorrow is only decided when you're awake.

>>13398498
Reddit is over there mate

>>13398532
?

>>13398532
mad because he is factually correct

>>13398573
Yes reddit is over there, what part of the sentence did you not understand?

>>13398615
>how do paragraphs work

>>13398602
Nah you're just forcing it to be sexual, unfortunate for you to have such low standard.

>>13398640
>unfortunate for you to have such low standard.
you know that's indirectly badmouthing risu, right?

>>13398693
Yawn it's getting late and i'm tired, enjoy the bushfag and futa discussion anontachi.

>>13398640
>you're just forcing it to be sexual
how so

>>13398498
This anon gets it. Girl doesn't have to have boob window to be feminine and sexy.