/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MEDS!!!

Is this what they meant by 「The Final Yab」?

YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT NOW

>>1340378
Gura based?

>>1340378

>>1340378
Epic rrat anon. I hope Haato said the gamer word.

>>1340378
part 2 when faggot

>>1340378
>MH Rise

>>1340378
These are the faggots Hachaama’s schizo arc brought into Hololive. Go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of.

>>1340378
ogey

>>1340378
>Cover
>MH Rise perms
Stop lying, time traveler. We all know Capcom has blacklisted Cover as a matter of company policy.
The final yab is Ame making a racist joke offhandedly referring to a black guy that is killed on the 19th and makes a scandal again.

>>1340658
"I went for a jog the other day
but the cops didn't shoot me

WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH chocoball lives matter WAAAAAAAAAH"

I, for one, enjoy the occasional schizo rrat thread.

>>1340583
Since you asked nicely. Meanwhile in the JP branch, Pekora, who is distraught over the retirement of her good friend Moona, as well as the cover permissions bullshit she had to put up with, announces her retirement. As the most-viewed Hololive talent, the future of Hololive is brought into question. Cover announces that they are ceasing all overseas operations and are going to focus on supporting the growth of their JP branches. The remaining members of HoloID basically gets the HoloCN treatment. Sora, who has become good friends with Iofi, falls into a deep depression and she starts to stream less and less until her channel updates are so infrequent that people question whether she's planning to retire. Her final stream is on September 19, 2021, where she has a zatsudan explaining that she's going to study overseas and won't be seen from for a long time. No one ever really finds out what happened to her. Meanwhile, following the very successful debut of Nijisanji EN gen 1 amidst the Holopocalypse, voices that sound very similar to Watson and Gura debut as part of Nijisanji EN gen 2 in early November. Yagoo posts an update to his youtube and twitter affirming that Cover is dedicated to creating entertainment using state-of-the-art technology. Meanwhile, Fubuki, one of the most-respected members among the other talents, sees everything going on and tries to get the talents to unionize. Her efforts fail spectacularly, and her contract is terminated. From there, hololive's numbers continue to decline until the company is no longer profitable and starts bleeding money. Cover corp shuts their doors on December 1, 2021.

>>1340620
Go back to /jp/ and be a stuck up faggot there instead.

>>1340620
holding the bottom line
>>1340691
ARTIA DORIS AND SPADE WIN AGAIN

>>1340378
fucking cringe

This is literally fanfiction. We've been writing fucking fanfiction all this fucking time.

MEIDOS

>>1340691
ya be

>>1340744
checked
fuck ao3 we the REAL holofic center

>>1340691
couldn't even do it as long as upd8
sad!

>>1340658
you fool they've already been given MH Rise demo perms, what's stopping them from the full game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_WCR_LaLqA

>>1340378
What happens to Enma for causing this?

>>1340909
we gangrape enma's tight lil zhang boypussy of course

>>1340378

>>1340378
Wish it was true, but there's so many vtubers pandering to EOPs that literally no one gives a shit about holoens anymore.

A fitting soundtrack for The Final Yab
https://youtu.be/cHw4GER-MiE

>>1340691
no not biggorah nooooo

>>1340378
>All of this because Hitomi Chris shat her pants.
Cover never really cared. All they saw was money.

>>1340909
OP here. In typical Cover fashion, nothing happens to her directly and the talent takes all the blame. There are some on 4chan and twitter who try to pin the blame on Enma instead of Gura, along with others who give Gura a pass because she's actually just retarded and wasn't trying to be malicious, but they're a small minority. Enma gets let go once HoloEN is disbanded.

>>1341315
uoh what?

>>1340378
Go back to /x

woah, calm down jamal, don't pull out the rrat

>>1341315
time traveler or nostrarratmus?

>Enma is frantically messaging Gura during stream, but Gura doesn't see.
theyre in the same room when they stream anon, at least get your basic facts straight

>>1341887
You mean the hunchback of notre dame?

>>1341887
alexandrrat the grreat

>>1340378
I'll ogey to this, brother

>>1340378

>>1341315
>others who give Gura a pass because she's actually just retarded
I can’t possibly see anyone not doing this, 70% of the reason she is so cute is because of how dumb she is, her stupidity is a national treasure, surely every fan of hers already knows she just doesn’t think at all before or after she acts.

>>1341980
>Gura is Enma
Holy shit

>>1341887
Nostrratamus

So this is the seventh horn...

It's not a proper rrat if it doesn't include Reine death squads.

>>1340711
Fitting comment, as those losers only truly win in delusional fantasies.

>>1342938
>>1342938
Not OP. Some retarded Indonesian weebs starts to spam Reine's doxx everywhere. This displeases both Reine and her gachikois. Her gachikois doxxed these weeb backs and most of them are NEETs. Reine's family got some ties with the military and called Paskhas, an Indonesian air force spec-ops corps to dispatch a death squad. The operation is a huge success with all of the doxxfags being kidnapped, tortured, and executed.

Some of the more lucky doxxfags got sued by her parents. They ended up in jail and got raped by gay inmates.

>>1340378
POV: You are Yagoo

>>1340744
It's technically worse because we are writing fanfics about real people not just fictional characters.

>>1340378
Nips dont give a shit about mild trash like that, they just attribute it to ignorance, [dumb gaijin is cute kek] みたいな状態

Silly anon, Gura isn't even interesting enough to make a racist comment. That would require telling a joke in the context of the game she was playing, which is too much for her in her current depressed state.

Not OP, but here's what I've been told part 3 looks like in some of the darker but more gut-busting timelines:
>after the 12/2021 collapse of Cover, a new chuuba agency advertising itself as a group of underground idols with "edgier" styles inspired by Western rock/punk/club music
>it's basically "what if VShojo, but it's actually true to the idea of JPN agencies?"
>headlined and led by two talents that seem awfully familiar named Dustcell and Delutaya who scooped up some other...adrift talents who were formerly part of other agencies.
>Former HoloNiki and oldfag NijiNiggers aren't fooled, but are floored anyway that Aloe and Chitose basically pulled a Melody
>voices sounding eerily familiar to Nene, Towa, Polka, and other former Holos picking up, once again, their former utaite/singer aliases except as fully-fledged characters with the freedom to explore their own musical styles
>Suisei's not there--she spun off as an independent under a new name long before, and took most if not all the hoshiyomi with her.
>it's a major fucking power move that leaves former Holo management and many Nijiniggers seething, and we're beginning to see a major overseas competitor to NijisanjiEN brewing
>lines begin to be drawn between former JP and EN branch members: many of the old JP holos and former Nijis under Aloe and co. vs Gura, Ame, Moona, Haato and any non-musical Holos who joined up with Ichikara
>Several remaining members, specifically Gamers and often Marine as well in many futures are organized by Fubuki as an independent, talent-run union 'agency'
>Sora, Suisei, Coco, Mori, Ina are conspicuously silent on the matter.
>Luna takes the opportunity to go shitting all over everyone, she despises Ichikara and possibly Cover as well.
>Kiara goes where Peko goes, often converting to Fubuki's side.
>The Roman Empire has split, and Theodosius is dead. Question is, who inherits the mantle HoloEN and HoloJP so ignominiously cast aside? Will it be a rejuvenated Eastern Empire under the leadership of Sex's CEO? Or the winner(s) of the balkanised West where Nijis, LumiLive, VShojo, and Tsunderia fight over the scraps of r/HoloLive? Will FBK swallow everyone under a tide of unionized chuuba mujahdeen? Does Gamebu regroup under Riot Music and make a miraculous fucking comeback at the 13th hour?
>Nobody knows, OP got out just as the Holo Civil War began heating up.

Imagine a timeline where John Titor was just a retarded youtube dramafag.

>>1340378
>>1340691
>>1346073
Here are your meds

What could Gura possibly say that would be considered reasonable for an westerner, but offensive to a Japanese? The entire premise of this retarded rrat doesn't even make sense.

>OH HOHO CHING CONG SLIT EYES RICE RMAO
she wouldn't ever say something obviously racist like that because that would be obviously insensitive and racist even for someone with zero knowledge of Japan

>say that some traditional custom shown in the game is stupid
ignoring the fact that a weeb would know about the things that are iconic enough for Japanese to be proud of, the traditionalist narrative in Japan is more based on the meiji era than the traditional era, no one would give a shit
>say something political without realizing
it's based on traditional japan, not the Sino-Japanese war. What can she say, That Nobunaga was a war criminal?
The only thing that could possibly fit this specific criteria and still be plausible is if she somehow confuses some traditional Japanese element with something Korean or Chinese, but even that is not an "insensitive joke", it's just ignorance that only the most autistic netouyos would be angry about, and the average JPniki would just attribute it to her being a baka gaijin.

>>1346899
You mean John Tuber?

>>1347244
we need that guy here