/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13390649
So shes totally gonna do the members stream now that this one is over right guys?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura punched someone in the vulva!

how did you like the stream?
will she ever be allowed to play gta again?

>Bye!
>*keeps playing*
Gura...?

Gura cute!!!

Too close to the sun edition

Punched her in the vulva.

I'm in love with Gura!

Me on the hood

I love her so much

We got so many great giggles and snorts this stream

RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN COOTER

Gura jinxed herself on got busted. That was fun. She should play more and complete the game.

>ends her stream curbstomping a pack of nigs
Uhh based department?

R8 the strem!

I want to see her play MS Flight Sim now. It'll make my mind melt but it's still be funny

>>13390649
Forget about "baby check," "womb punch" is the new hot thing

>>13390649
messed up the YT links, here they are

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

>>13390765
She can't fly/10

jesus even i felt that punch

that was a pretty weak energy stream desu

>>13390765
∞/10

>>13390765
made me remember why I even like vtubers so much/10

What a perfect ending to a great stream

gawr "titty city" gura

Where do you go from all that?
Holy shit.
Goodnight chumbrothers.

>>13390765
N-n-nyyaa/10

Fun stream! Samegaki energy!

>>13390765
I love Gura/10

>>13390824
This was a pretty weak energy post

Did she say if there was anything planned for tomorrow previously? Tuesday is kronii smash.

>>13390765
Shark has fun, I have fun, hope she plays it again/10

>>13390765
Even my pets were watching the screen

>>13390681
Skyqueen...

now post the nya clip or timestamp

>>13390765
草/十

>>13390926
Gawr "Kamikaze" Gura

>>13390907
Should be DMC4 tomorrow

>>13390904
That was indeed a fun stream. Hope she does more GTA.

>>13390926
Oh nyo.

>>13390907
She had said there would be DMC, off-hand a couple days ago, which obviously is not gospel.

Most fun I've had in a while, hope she plays it again sometime

>>13390904
I love her!

>>13390765
Gura is somehow even worse at games than I already though/10

Who's stream to switch to dumbuds calli or mumei or is there anyone else?

>>13390904
Gura my beloved!

She really looked like she enjoyed herself, makes me happy.

>>13390937
>She even did a barrell roll

I like how she never gave up on her dipshit plane scheme

I love her so much

>>13391111
Truly committed to crashing into the towers.

RDR2 is too slow for Gawr Zoomer, she'll have more fun with gta.

gura stopping her stream and instantly feeling a tidal wave of loneliness wash over her as she wishes the fun lasted a bit longer

It was fun hanging out, smile today buds,

>>13391070
I honestly expected her to turn on the blush at some point, but I guess she was too genuinely flustered and worried during that scene.

>>13391046
Mori, I've had enough with Pokemon stream

>>13391170
Well chat wasn't helping with all the "CENSOR" posting

>>13391046
earthbound is based so calli

I'm going out on a limb here and saying 40% stream + member tomorrow, 30% just stream and 30% nothing at all.
Now when the shitposters start shitposting you (i) can feel superior because i already predicted all scenarios.

>>13391201
Yeah, that was ridiculous. Even other chat regulars were telling them to knock it off

I missed when Gura took off, did anyone post SKYKING SKYKING

>>13391160
but my face already hurts from smiling during that stream...

It was such a great stream.

>>13391222
everything was already censored anyway, i didnt get it

>>13391070
Was about to nuke here own stream being to lazy to put up a overlay like everyone else does at that point

The last time I laughed this hard is when she's collabing with Shion

>>13391222

gura's chat is fuckin dumb and overprotective over the smallest shit. They've killed a lot of fun stream moments by spoiling shit too. MUH CENSOR, MUH YABE INCOMING

>>13391267
>>13391222
>>13391201
Youtube has booba detection AI retards.

>>13391147
She is Merican through and through

>>13391262
all her streams the last few days were bangers

Why would Gura do this.

>>13391147
>>13391311
Whatever is necessary to protect United States national security! Even if it's 3k+ dead US citizens!

That ending was great
>9/11
>punches 3 niggs
>goes on a killing spree with latinx music

>>13391196
Thanks for the pic anon needed this

>>13391326
It's a reflection of what she tells me to do her every night

>>13391326
FALCON PUUUUNCH

>>13390765
She both punched and kicked some women in the cooch and said N-N-N-Nya

>>13391343
Gotta legalize digging through your trash and listening to phone calls some how

>>13391326
She is a shark
It's in her nature

>>13391326
That is nowhere near the vulva though...

>>13391429
Not with that attitude!

>>13391359
>NOT A PROBLEM, PRINCESS!

I was clowning on GTA earlier today but I’m glad she got it to work, that was an absurdly fun stream

What if someone abducted Gura and forced her to eat healthy, sleep properly, exercise and take in supplements her body needs, for a month?

She made up for up her incompetence yesterday with a good stream, guess I'll keep having her as my oshi.

>>13391686
I'll do that and check back.

>>13391689
I actually like how Gura doesn't stream as consistently as other holos, but when she does, it's usually higher quality. Like, I love Ina but damn does she put out a lot of shovelware streams, even if she has better consistency than Gura on paper.

>>13391686
She hasn't randomly got sick lately so she might be eating a little bettee

>>13391689
Nobody cares when fickle fans come and go

>>13391349
>listening to latino radio
It's a good day to be a spic.
t. Spic.

>>13391807
She's the big dog on campus if she streamed for long amounts of time all the time it would Fuck over the other girls I hate to say not to be that guy but you can tell by the number disparity

>>13391880
Bro sombrero shark becomes more and more Canon every stream

Top 5 gura stream?

>mexican music comes on
taco taco burritto huevos rancheros huevos rancheros huevos rancheros SIRRACHA!!!

I love my racist shark wife.

>>13391880
Some of the girls speaking spanish warm my mexican heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JJ67ci4yXU

>>13391942
Adoro mi linda esposa

>>13390738
This reminds me of a few months ago when oh nyos were rare enough to be worth timestamping. Now she's giggling and snorting and oh nyoing all the time, it's great.

>>13391935
In no particular order:
Gawr Karaoke
Dino Karaoke
The "Proper" ASMR
Oceanside Soft Talking
The first RE8 stream, specifically whenever Lady Dimitrescu was on screen

>>13391951
I think you have a few en members

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCL1Il7ej48

Love how the maku is still being appreciated.

>>13392086
I have around a dozen giggles and snort timestamps written down from this stream, and those were only my favorites. Especially with the snorting I love that she doesn't try to hide it as much anymore

>>13392173
It's just mood dependent, there's really not much holding her back in other ways.

>>13392118
I also love how Mio instantly put all the blame for it on Shion.

>>13392221
I think most JP members imagine Gura as more pure and cute. Marine was pretty surprised when Gura made those dirty joke signboards as well.

>>13392221
It still isn't clear whether Gura knew what she was doing that day or not. Some say she still doesn't know to this very day.

>>13392258
>dirty joke
I mean, those were tame as fuck though. Chest and booty double entendre is elementary school level stuff.
>>13392261
I don't think she knew, she was just following Shion's lead.

Anyone got the clip of Gura reacting to Lamar's scene? Heard she said the N word

bitch wood

>>13392397
Yes, she said hard Nya.

>>13392397
she teased

>>13392397
She did.
Nya

>>13392397
https://youtu.be/yL7ndXwvBu4?t=2370

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL7ndXwvBu4&t=3818

>>13392544
cute scream

>>13392544
ToT

>>13392544
>I've done this

>>13392580
UOOOOOOOH experienced lolibaba mommy Gooruh

>>13392580
yeah, with me

>>13392544
I'm surprised she didn't do spitting vocalization before sliding it right in.

>>13392733
She was properly lubricated already

Tonight's stream was so much fun, I already can't wait for my workday to be over tomorrow so I can come home and see her again. This shark has me wrapped around her finger

>>13392784
When I slide right into my fleshlight, I still lubricate the head a bit too otherwise it hurts.

>>13392733
She's in Hololive, not VShojo. Let's not go too far, especially when 90% of yab things in the stream was just her repeating the game anyway.

I have a weird urge of seeing Mori or Kronii pinned Gura down on the floor

>>13392544
I was wondering if she would play this mission

>>13392932
is joke
I try watching her sister Luto sometimes but she's just too raunchy
hololive has good balance

>>13392932
Fuck off, she should go further.

>>13391935
Trident farm AFK
Burger Stream
Christmas Karaoke
Sea Shanty, Sea of thieves one
VR Skyrim

>>13393051
She should go as far as she wants to go.

>>13393051
gura should say slurs

>>13393111
Yeah, mine

>>13393076
Good list, but I think this was better than VR Skyrim. It was long and great throughout.

>>13393083
FURTHER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL7ndXwvBu4&t=14600
Though if anything chat was the one holding her back here.

>>13393175
>it happens to the best of us
SHARK PISSY CUNNYYYYYYYYY

>>13393175
>her giggle at the end when asked to hold hands
My heart

what would you do if gura had a spare key to your house that you didn't give her she just had it

>>13393265
sleep in the nude

>>13393175
Can't see the video without having to open another window, apparently it got copyrighted by Latinautor. Latambros...

>>13393265
Mating press followed by changing my locks. She lives in the dungeon now.

>>13393265
I'd be a little sad if she didn't come surprise visit me sometime

>>13393312
Works fine for me still

>>13393312
Works on my machine.

>>13393312
Works on my machine

>>13393175
What's the secret you would tell her now with the benefit of having time to think about it?

>>13393160
I agree this one was awesome, but i just couldn't make myself push Skyrim out after I've been watching the "Your super chat will be spent on vegan chicken nuggets" part multiple times a day. It would be easier if it was a top 10.

>>13393378
I love you

I love her more than I can put it into words

>>13393334
>>13393353
>>13393358
huh, pretty weird

>>13393265
I'd have to make sure my house was ready to receive her at any given moment.
Wouldn't want her to visit while it's dirty.
Also need some quick-to-cook meals on standby at all times.

>>13393471
I'm 99% sure Gura would want your house to be dirty and sniff the dirty clothing you have lying around.

>>13393511
There's a simple solution to that.
I offer the clothes I'm currently wearing so she gets a fresh scent

>>13393511
is the stink thing real

>>13393566
No one knows but the thought that someone would fake it for so long remains as absurd as it ever was.

>>13393265
cook her a feast when she ever comes.

>>13392463
kek. This samegaki

>>13392463
reminder that there is a delay. she was saying What before she saw chat's reaction.

>>13393469
There can be regional blocks

>>13393931
narune

>>13393966
it's nahone

>>13394008
fuck, ok guess it's time to sleep

It's still pretty surprising to me that Gura has kept the same twitter profile pic for this long (although I quite like it). Was it the default Gura before this one?

>>13394161
yes, it was.

>>13394161
If it ain't broke

>>13394548
Doesn't apply to Gura. She changes shit for the sake of changing it all the time.

>>13394623
The only thing she changes frequently is her twitter banner. Her youtube was default gura for the longest time until Amashiro drew her some nice channel art.

>>13394691
And her intros. And her music.

>>13394706
and her stream layout and chatting scene

>>13394706
Do you really want to hear the same thing every single stream for hours at a time on loop?
If you don't, then it's something that does break and needs fixing.

I don't understand youtube this stream which was 5 hours long is processed under 1.5 hours and poekmon stream which was 4.5 hours long was processed in more than 24 hours

Help this shork

>>13395004
The way I understand it, the processing failed the first time for the Pokemon stream and it's kind of random when YouTube will decided to try to process it again.

what is her next stream again?

>>13395064
>>13390987
>>13391021

>>13395035
It goes to the bottom of queue on controller or something. I'm sure.

I really enjoyed the part where she thanked new members at the end while completely ignoring the member stream she had said would happen twice earlier this week.

>>13394818
Honestly yeah, I do. I never get tired of the JPs that loop the same music forever. When I start feeling the same comfort and familiarity from Gura's music, she changes it. It's pretty annoying. Gura obviously doesn't have as high a tolerance and I do prefer this way to her not listening to the same music as us, though.

>>13395127
keep crying like a bitch you won't change what is already done

>>13395127
>are_you_frustrated_shark.png

>>13395170

>>13392544
Not a virgin confirmed!

>>13395131
The original bgm stillevokes happiness in me. Gura gets sick of listening to the same bgm for hours on end which is understandable.

BGM talk reminds me, did we ever hear anything about what happened with the lofi and bossa nova playlist? It's seems ridiculous that they made those specifically for stream BGM and then somehow lost the ability to play their own music.

>>13395131
this way all the comfort and familiarity come from Gura. she's monopolizing your feelings all for herself.

https://youtu.be/yL7ndXwvBu4?t=14947

It's funny to hear Gura says this when she makes braindead 420 and weed jokes herself all the time.

>>13395555
Point to when Gura has ever said a 420 joke. I'll wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmRD3JndgJU

cute

>>13395586
'42069' as a password joke guess in SOMA.

>>13395600
It syncs up surprisingly well

>>13395600
It fits so well

>>13395608
I don't really think that once can be considered
>all the time

kind of wish gura went with #guraSHART for her art hashtag honestly

>>13392067
Wow buddy, this sure is really at a low point when you don't get any replies. Sleep tight chumbie.

>>13395758
That's why I included general braindead weed jokes. She's joked about characters in games being high several times very recently, such as in the last Skyrim and DMC4 streams.

>>13395872
post the niji fish brap, I know you want to
>>13395879
>all the time

>>13395879
Part of the contract between streamer and audience is that if we pretend to laugh at her unfunny jokes she'll pretend to laugh at ours.

>>13395923
LEX GURA

I can't believe she made that jump

>>13395945
which jump

>>13395923
>Part of the contract between streamer and audience is that if we pretend to laugh at her unfunny jokes she'll pretend to laugh at ours.
especially true with Gura, she just tries as many little improv jokes and bits as she possibly can and just moves on to the next one before she can even tell if the last one landed or not. she just does rapid fire comedy and a lot of it sticks

https://youtu.be/yL7ndXwvBu4?t=13906

loved the shark in the water moment. that was super cute

>>13396024
>she just tries as many little improv jokes and bits as she possibly can and just moves on to the next one before she
can dig a deeper hole for herself than management can possibly forgive her for later
you can visibly, audibly see when Gura goes
>Okay it's time to shut up or my mouth is going to get me in trouble

The big jump towards the airport

>>13396071
I wish she'd stop doing that. Management hate.

>>13395977
>>13396075

>>13395004
normal processing time is ⅓ the length of the stream, and it's usually so close to that it's within five minutes. sometimes it's extremely fast, like twice as fast as that. it seems like a little more often than that, it fails and takes a day or two to retry successfully. one of the rarest events is when only audio or video finishes about on time, and then the other doesn't appear until much later. it seems like the chat replay is normally withheld until the whole job finishes, though i did see that mori's minecraft endurance stream in september (when gura showed up for a couple of hours) got a chat replay only while the audio and video lingered unprocessed for days.

>>13395879
>>13395923
>>13396024
>>13396071
Oyasame poster doesn't get any replies but you spergs are having this conversation? Oh nyo the silly shark streamer called a drug reference cringe with a tinge of irony. Let's have a six page dialogue about the sanctity of comedy in a vtuber thread. What the fuck are you doing? Wish him a good night right fucking now or I'm going to spank the both of you.

>>13396097
I am of opinion that no, Gura should continue to have restraint >>13393026 It's refreshing to watch unfiltered shitters like Luto or Ironmouse sometimes but I really get tired of their cheese real quick.

>>13396139
Not that I was involved in that dumb ass discussion but I missed my usual window for replying to him.

>>13396139
oh nyo don't spank me for not replying to the ritualposter, I don't want thaaaaat

>>13396144
Anyone and anything holding Gura back deserves hate. She should be free to say whatever she wants and you should be free to fuck off if you don't like it.

>>13396139
You gonna need some real heavy equipment for that feat bud.

>>13396220
oh nyo~ anon hates me! too bad, Gura will continue not to say obviously raunchy shit on stream! which will continue making rare moments when she slips all the more precious and impactful! dumbfucks like you will continue to not realize that last bit about rare being valuable.

I want to date Gura.

>>13396333
You don't trust Gura to hold back without people forcing her. Sad.

>>13396336
I want to marry Gura and pamper her every day. I want to cook for her and make her feel happy and safe all the time. She's a treasure.

>>13391990
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU MIKOCHI!

>>13396372
oh nyo~ it's almost as if she chose this employment as a way forward for herself and nobody holds a gun to her head!

>>13396727

I've been listening to some of Gura's older karaokes, and it's really tickling my kokoro. Thanks audio anon if you are here btw, because your archive makes searching for songs really convenient.

It's inconshievable how much good Gura stream improves my day.

JWU how was the stream last night?

>>13398284
Great.

>>13398284
Gura was in top form. Go watch it.

>>13398284
easily in top 5 of best Gura streams

https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1462702664626491392

Ok now I'm depressed

>>13398342
just inflate yourself back nyogga

gura wants to be chop's mate

>>13398428
DO NOT make me hungry for bestiality porn again, my resolve is strained as is with everyone streaming pokeshit

>>13398470
Imagine-
Gura getting fucked by a bunch of pokemon...

>>13398470
it's not bestiality. gura wants to be the dog

>>13398470
https://streamable.com/ynw7u0

Ohasame

Just did the GTA reps, that's is a fucking great stream. She is so retard I love her.

>>13396528
I can't believe Gura is fucking dead!

>>13395879
>maybe 3 jokes total
>all the time

>>13399545
Oh nyoooo

She really couldn't fly that plane

cute shark

>>13399741
I think she did fine on her first try, have you seen the war criminal try to fly a plane even after practicing?

Gura miko gta online collab when?

>>13400008
never, holomyth hardly collabs because Ame and Gura don't speak Japanese and hololive are super self-conscious about it.

council has had almost as many collabs with hololive as myth has

>>13400045
But you don't need to speak japanese to collab with miko elite english and cute noises would suffice

>>13399741
>>13400007
have you seen detective try and fly it? she raged

>>13400074
it's enough for us, it's not enough for them.

>>13400133
being less shit and raging than dumbtective isn't really an achievement

I hate clippers.

>>13400646
>he watches vtubers for impeccable gameplay achievements
you lost, boy?

>>13400669
of course not, I'm just saying it how it is

>>13400711
>how it is
>>13399741
>She really couldn't fly that plane
Until she could and did. You've no point.

Why are the holo's so shit a flying? Is it just the keyboard controls?

>>13400894
their gender

>>13400894
Gura wasn't particularly bad once she managed to steal a plane, figure out yhe controls and find out that touching anything will cause wings to fall off.

So is she gonna acknowledge the members stream today? She didn't even mention it yesterday despite quite a bit of people about asking her on Twitter and in YouTube chat.

>>13401880
ok twitch whore

>>13401897
Nta but.... The fuck does this have to do with twitch? Twitch doesn't even have member streams.

wtf
i passed out midway last night and just finished vod
did she just go kill a bunch of niggas on the hood?
yabe shark probably belongs in the klan...

>>13401976
only an assblasted 2view whore like you would still be spamming about this. kill yourself.

>>13400045
>Ame and Gura don't speak Japanese
Neither does Mori.

Shark today (maybe)

>>13401999
What was her name again? I saw some twitter butthurt spillage posted here some time ago but of course didn't remember the useless whore.

>>13401880
I hope she does, I've been craving some zatsus

>>13401993
She just mowed down whatever npcs were in front of her.

i finished smt 5 a while back and i just had a dream where gura came out of the screen and told me i was her other half
unfortunately it wasnt as good as one might expect because we turned into that shark car with wheels from warioware and we just ran around the city making "vroom" noises until i woke up

>>13401999
Is this what mental illness looks like?

>>13402724
Nta but the whole schedule discussion is retarded, no matter what side are you on.

Gura is dead

>>13401976
Yes it does.
Nobody uses the function because it alienates your viewers and people shit on you for being a sellout.

>>13402602
I dunno man, that sounds like a good time if you ask me.

I didn't expect gura to be this good at shooting

>>13403510
I guess you didn't see Gura defeat the EN FPS master back in the day...

Did Gura have fun

Good morning, I love Gura

>>13404120
Nyes. Considering the length of the strim

>>13403718
I don't remember which stream are you talking about

>>13404406
A Way Out

i made a torrent for the GTA5 stream and started uploading it to my seedbox and then went to take a nap, but now that i'm awake i see the VOD's still up? DMCAbuds explain??

>>13404610
Oh yeah I was retard back then who only watched her Minecraft streams I'll watch it after this week ends

I can't wait to see her tonight!

>>13392463
Possibly the cutest reaction.

>>13405390
hopefully

>>13404666
Only literal retards thought it would get DMCA'd

If Goop goop is streaming tonight, do you prefer her play DMC4 or Pokemon ?
(I promise I'm not goop goop trying to know what people want)

>>13405811
Pokemon

>>13405811
DMC4

>>13405811
DMC4 but only if she is in a good energy day, otherwise it would be fighting dande for 1 hour and then quitting

>>13405811
Pokemon since those permissions are temporary.

>>13405811
Quite a tricky question, on one hand, we have a game that can make her reagequit, on the other we have a pokemon game that gets /v/ out of their caves and chat gets even more retarded. I'm going for DMC4 since yesterday was a great stream, I think she'd be more motivated.

>>13390442
what a post to end the thread with...

Anyone have a webm of the moment Gura UUUUOOOOOOHHHed from this timestamp?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeNcc6RNFUY&t=3002s
I could do it myself but I dont want to.

>>13405618
I believe

>>13405811
Pokemon, please.

>>13405811
Dmc4, fuck the zoomers

>>13406439
https://files.catbox.moe/y2wvqd.webm

>>13405811
Dmc4,. I want to see her reaction to beating the Dande fight

>>13405811
Dante endurance.

>>13394161

Does anyone have the og source for this? Can't find it even with reverse search.

>>13405811
I just hope she shows up in Fauna's chat and antagonizes her for making pokemon beat each other

>>13405811
Either is good but pokemon is better for chatting and they only have limited time perms aparently.

>>13407188
You... you do know that the first Pokemon games came out before DMC right?

>>13407849
You... you do know that you are mentally retarded for that logic right?

Due to Gura's GTA stream does anything think she might have fibbed a little and can actually drive but is still afraid to do so and keeps it to a minimum?

>>13407315
God, i love this shark.
https://files.catbox.moe/c6y3mq.mp4

>>13407965
She has implied she knows how to drive a few times before she just doesnt have a license and isnt comfortable doing it.

>>13407965
She probably took course for it but panicked too hard behind the wheel to use her learner's permit.

>>13407576
Why were her arms so small that stream

>>13407965
who cares

>>13405811
Dmc4, its genuinely fun to watch her play devil may cry and enjoy its characters

>>13407965
>vg driving = irl driving
What

>>13408342
literally yes for the most part.

>>13408342
I meant more how she talked during her driving.

>>13408433
Did you miss the Assetto Corsa stream because most of her "driving" comes from papashark

>>13408342
Just like how Call of Duty teaches you to be a mass shooter. At least, that's what the politicians say happens.

>>13408530
Realistically I'd say someone who has play tactical shooters generally more apt to be good at shooting and proper technique than someone who has never touched a gun.
Now motives are a different argument.

>>13398661
That's a cute Gura buddy.

>>13408655
>I'd say someone who has play tactical shooters generally more apt to be good at shooting
Watch Ame play Half-life: Alyx and then say that again.

Do you think DmC is in the realm of possibilities now that she played GTA5?
Surely Tameem's Donte and Vorgil couldn't be more yab than Michael, Franklin and Trevor right?

>>13409082
She wanted to play it but couldn't get permission from capcom

>>13408007
It's not even implied, she said she's tried before. Apart from joking about not reaching the pedals the reason she said she doesn't drive is because she isn't comfortable doing so.

>>13409082
why would she play that shit

>>13409166
What really? i thought she got a hard no from management because rifle abortion and inexplicit sex scenes
well shit, capcom continues being retarded
>>13409226
to see striking difference between canon and non canon games
to laugh at donte

>>13409385
iirc they don't have VA union permissions for DmC

>>13408530
>an attorney tried using this recently

>>13392258
Shion knows how much of a samegaki Gura is.

>>13407531
Seems to be here
https://twitter.com/SPSRC/status/1309849527730319360

is this what the average chummie looks like?

>>13410272
I'm in some of the photos and videos of Dallas FANEXPO but I am so unremarkable nobody ever talked about me.

>>13410322
I think that's for the best, anon. You don't want the attention the mumei hooman got this past expo.

>>13410272
Yes, we are all black

>>13410322
>>13410607
Look: >>13310034

>>13410607
the what in the where now?
i havent kept up with the other EN in a long while, and i only come into threads when gura's up
mostly because i prefer shitposting in /a/

GT = good truck

This is more lewd than the usual prompts, but fuck it

>at the end of an evening of passion with Gura
>she falls on top of you
>still breathing heavily
>giving you soft kisses
>she quickly falls asleep like that
>you almost drift off yourself
>suddenly think about the wet spot you left
>can't move Gura without disturbing her
>decide to wait until she's sleeping deeper
>Gura quietly begins to snore
>you gently roll her off of you
>she giggles in her sleep
>it takes all of your willpower to not blow a raspberry on her belly right then and there
>go grab some cleaning supplies
>clean the sheets as silently as you can
>climb back into bed
>place Gura in the same position she fell asleep
>finally go to sleep with her still sleep-giggling in your ear

>at the end of an evening of passion with Gawr
>she utterly drains you
>only dismounts once she feels satisfied
>you pass out from exhaustion a minute later
>wake up after a bit
>Gawr is out like a light on her side of the bed
>your side is drenched from making love
>get out of bed
>prep the washing machine
>start taking off the bed sheets
>gently pick Gawr up
>she's sleeping so heavily you could just toss her on the floor without waking her
>even so, you gingerly carry her to the living room
>place her on the couch
>put the bed sheets in the wash
>sit and watch Gawr snoring and drooling on the couch as you wait for the washer to finish

>>13410765
I really want to blow raspberries on Gura's tummy
Another good one bud

>>13410607
Yeah I'm not much for attention anyway.

>>13410908
Gura's tummy is a gift from God.

You WOULD crusade to blow a raspberry on her tummy, wouldn't you chumbies?