/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>>13798374
outstanding, love it

hello

>>13796903
You don't need to install it. If you don't want to add it to your "PATH" variable so you can call "ffmpeg" from any directory, you can just throw the exe in the same folder as the file you're working on.
Once Windows Update gives my computer back I'll try and remove that Kinemaster bug.

>>13798673
pogu pogu dance!

>>13798818
Thanks, I will learn how to use this technology with due time. I'll ask a follow up question, how would I normally convert a mp4 to webm with good quality using this? So I don't have to ask for help again in the future.

>>13799888
holy digits.

TL;DR it depends
https://pastebin.com/ZNbuLuhZ - I tried to write a script that would make "decent" WEBMs most of the time with no required input, and spit your audio out from the source file in the same folder, but it's not magic for longer clips (50s) like this

this one likely gave you trouble trying to "one and done" convert it because of the border which I cropped, and also because of the flashing text at the beginning. the detail on the logo is also likely adding to the complexity

I did a lot of stupid shit to make it work - halving the frame rate to 15 FPS because it was animated on twos being the big one, and cropping obv

so you would've needed to add something like
-vf "crop=1152:644,fps=15"

>>13797774

>>13801506
>first he murders your ears
>now he flashbangs your eyes
This guy just wants us all dead

>>13801539
if you flashbang yourself with a non-spoilered image, you rather deserve it
the colors match the new nasfaq theme, as they did for the halloween theme. where's your christmas spirit anon? don't tell me the sandnigger that doesn't even celebrate it has more of it than you do?

>>13801615
I unironically have no christmas spirit, no. Not gonna kill my eyes to pretend I have one.

>>13801667

>>13801726
Much better. Blue, like my soul.

>>13801726
>oh, try sex
>aggie love
>lol faggot
>remember commission (Takeshi, please deliver...)
>nasfaq already erp hard
>enough rushia
>cute anon
>always based posts
>buying money
Every time, it gets a little more sentient.

>>13801506
>cute anon hour
An hour just for me?
Thank goodness I woke up in time

>>13801331
Thanks for the help, will take a look in the future.
>>13801506
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES
>sex towa
I fixed this webm for this reply.
https://files.catbox.moe/5o8f1h.webm why did the original break...
please towa tweet something it's too lonely

>>13802641
Guess I didn't fix it, am retarded.

>>13795789
huh? what Kinemaster?
>>13799888
>>13802641
>>13802694
here you go btw

catchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnIhRpIT7nc

should probably rename it "lagtrain" btw...

>>13802823
Arigatou, appreciate it.

I've known about the song for a while now that's why I was really happy to see this animation and wanted to make it soundpost.

>>13802890
The song name is lagtrain, but the group they're apart of is called Yumekawa Purple, thus yumetrain.

>>13802641
the original has alpha information transparency did you re-encode it? you gotta force libvpx to keep alpha. if you can point me to where the towa part is from, it can be a soundpost...
>>13802917
ah. yume train is an old /f/ thing so I got confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qm2slDQSc4

Are the aggiecord faggots gone? Is it safe to post again and discuss game mechanics and numbers?

>>13802974
>cums on your numbers

>>13802974
Sure, post wallet so we can discuss something

>>13802966
tried to, but again, i'm a complete noob when it comes to video file stuff. towa part is from palette: https://youtu.be/Ud73fm4Uoq0?t=176 . I'm fine with it not being a soundpost, the original just broke randomly and can't be posted anymore.

Yea, it's fine, don't worry about on the name, I knew what I was doing with it.

>>13803036
Sure.

>>13802974
>cums on your wallet

>>13803227
>not a blue wallet

>>13803258
meds

>>13803280
>meds

>>13803227
>dump Aki
>dump any mamas down to at least 120 (no point in having more than 144 of them but (you) are very unlikely to hit 144 cycles)
>not holding Ina in multiples of 8 (at least get to 304 ffs)
>flare is a shitcoin, dump her
That's all I got, I also dislike indogs that are not Moona in quantities larger than 100 but that's on me, oh and
>diversify _your_bonds_chocoball.jpg
now post your wallet (true)

>>13803227
>turns out it was the niggerclown shitting up the thread
why am i not surprised...

sometimes i think this board can't be that schizophrenic but then i come to this thread and realize it's true

>>13803570
Have you ever been to the rushia split?

>>13803623
i try to avoid complete schizophrenia

>>13802641
>>13803092
and it's because of an issue with how it was encoded, I guess? I already removed those header elements and it still works there's no reason for them either, it's not like it's the wrong size.
>5o8f1h.webm: Video too large (video: 1836x2120px, max: 2048x2048px)
[delete post] [delete all]

>>13803570
You have no clue how

>>13803092
oh, here

>>13803570
strongly I could make falseflagging and schizo posting if I willed it

>>13803744

>>13803724
It was working on the board a few months ago so I don't know what had to have changed for it to break in that time span, seems odd for it just to randomly break.
>>13803744
Thanks.
>>13803841
https://files.catbox.moe/r19o64.jpg

>>13803886
>nipple piercing
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DICK

stop going off-topic the thread and post schizo shit

>>13803886
encoded was the wrong word. muxed.
I don't think file was the "original" if you in fact saw it posted and not embedded
someone deliberately edited the webm header to put that in manually and make it just too big to post. hiroshimoot hasn't touched the max resolution for WEBMs because I remember I hit it initially with this one and then went down to 1920x1440
that's hot.

>>13803977
Let's talk about how honk is going to scam us with the IPOs

>>13803886
My cock and my balls exploded

>>13803999
Guess I just got played for a fool then, unfortunate.
Have some random kino I found on the board just recently as repayment: https://vocaroo.com/1WuBEdkkmof4

>>13804126
>I forgot to take my fuckin meds
lmao

>>13801506
>enough rushia
cant stop buying...

>>13804312
>bread is an xmas theme enjoyer
based

>>13804312
the word cloud's pickin a fight with bread!

>>13804451
My bet is on bread.

>>13804451
I bet on my wife

>>13805699
You're betting on romanceanon?
I'm betting on my wife, bread

>>13801726
>Try sex aggie
>joe theme based
>cute anon hour
>erp hard
>quality nigger
>towa debut

Attention: Look at her

>>13806197

>>13805744
Romanceanon hasn't showed up in the last couple threads, I fear the worst...

>>13806197
Maybe I do like boobs after all.

>>13806402
>pancake fucker converted to booba
heh

>>13806402
Do not betray your Priestess, priestess...

>>13806402
Tasteful boobs can be as good as a flat chest, both are great if the proportions/art are right

>>13805832
cringe

>>13806648
oh no
cringi

I have a request for the nasfaq hackers, there are currently around 40k coins of each JP6, would it be possible to know how much of those 40k shares are owned by the top 100? or the top 50?
I was going to do it by myself but I started to lose steam after adding up 13 wallets manually...

>>13806524
proportions above all, yes

>>13806680
AHHHHHHH
THE LINES
THE SUBTLE CURVES
THE SLIGHT ARCH
LIKE
A
XYLOPHONE

pancake fuckers only exist because they never had a loving mother

>>13806849
What would you say about a man who can appreciate both pancakes and melons?

>>13806876
then you’re a normal person, exclusivity in tits makes you less than the average person

I'm not responsible for the chaos this wreaks. It will pause 5 seconds between wallet requests.

$wallets = "193ecdf2-689e-40da-b245-d28db3a02d2b","692805cf-87c4-4d04-b836-671910658790","ab69d48e-d029-4a5d-bf2d-f7544b3f3018","d04dddd4-fe4d-4635-acf1-8ccdddca938f","2533c120-958b-4299-bd55-c9e5c5185401","c9b0830c-8cf7-4e1d-b8f3-60bbc85160fa","b62d41ca-da98-41eb-875c-dd84f8216431","da8743ec-46db-4157-a796-f38c83a2097d","990400b5-f0e2-4b91-8aa6-5a74dc16bcc5","135c986e-0cc3-45d1-ad9a-77725a99d44f","f7c3b57a-8b4f-4715-9f37-dfcc81fb0c18","10dcbbd5-f761-44f3-92ce-ea5b01f1d747","f48a12cf-564e-428a-925f-9ee52cdcc19a","6decba99-73c2-473a-8ff5-52130291085b","570f3001-d94d-4f6f-80c4-4128c5257058","6554f584-812d-4b1b-834f-1dac938b70ac","d50225a6-df79-4090-aab1-824ce4e593a0","9577b374-0e1d-4916-a199-6a0181f78208","27d2aeea-0a9d-4fc0-bd74-b724e887497a","11c38ec6-f8eb-4a2d-a224-c361edab2423","cf9161af-3545-4f04-9c63-751d4acee51b","55b4cbff-bbe8-4061-9ff2-194f53868401","e7e921c8-ead5-4f58-8fbd-f993c0e418f5","2064544e-b371-46db-b9ee-d0cf9c9338d3","cadf8514-3af5-44bd-9c67-24c60e47b4c1","c018ddfa-75c7-46c8-8030-159f65ba1e87","cf424697-6baf-4c87-bf85-4e47ffb8981c","026f62f4-ae25-4c4e-a9b5-0912a55bf82c","223cd091-1d86-479f-ada1-bdc19edf001c","3869222b-2bb2-4694-afd1-38965ac71f41","034dfc99-34ad-437e-a824-72d6afd59a3e","6a7cafa5-b782-49d8-aaba-2f2cf496184a","fcf11836-cace-4c88-be77-d744ec596f2f","e3ef8b41-ff9c-44d7-b33c-a95912968707","e1377916-5612-489a-a3e9-fa8c37d48e8e","e3b11acc-12c2-403c-9244-626d6ca871e1","60789a06-d903-49b8-9dc7-aed7ae15c154","a1155180-aafe-470d-93e5-09215dd63f40","51126e92-af71-4d39-b0e1-76ba0abe6472","b2e5df42-afdd-4d86-b12c-c0ee7a54e4e4","114c7f90-1c57-43c5-b21d-3434398a591a","67e5e05a-8ee8-4046-b2a1-07488574179d","544b372b-b019-44a9-a991-2ff63baf1606","8b7987fa-8649-40f7-99cb-5b97b1f4068a","85064788-b160-4021-86ab-0f59b4e939bf","71358ef0-4580-473e-abd5-dce053e60f8b","67facbe1-862c-4f87-8100-83642f5441ff"
$session = New-Object Microsoft.PowerShell.Commands.WebRequestSession
$session.UserAgent = "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/97.0.4692.20 Safari/537.36 Edg/97.0.1072.13"
$wallets | ForEach-Object -Begin $null -End $null -Process {
Start-Sleep 5
Invoke-WebRequest -UseBasicParsing -Uri "https://nasfaq.biz/api/getUserWallet?userid=$_" `
-WebSession $session `
-OutFile $_.json `
-Headers @{
"sec-ch-ua"="`" Not;A Brand`";v=`"99`", `"Microsoft Edge`";v=`"97`", `"Chromium`";v=`"97`""
"DNT"="1"
"sec-ch-ua-mobile"="?0"
"sec-ch-ua-platform"="`"Windows`""
"Accept"="*/*"
"Sec-Fetch-Site"="same-origin"
"Sec-Fetch-Mode"="cors"
"Sec-Fetch-Dest"="empty"
"Referer"="https://nasfaq.biz/leaderboard"
"Accept-Encoding"="gzip, deflate, br"
"Accept-Language"="en-US,en;q=0.9"
} `
-ContentType "application/json" }

>>13806675
Using transactions history instead of wallets

>>13808011
Since we have 2446 accounts, one could say that the top 25 are basically the top 1%. How much do the top 1% hold, compared to total volume?

Don't run that code block. It would've just dumped the wallets into stdOut. I accidentally some quotes...
-OutFile "$_.json" `

Today I will remind them.

>>13808357
each time i see the word tomato i imagine trapping nene in a room covered in tomatoes and forcing her to eat every single one

A network
>>13808082
Top 20 hold 11484 la+ thats about 25% (from 42115). Top 25 hold about 32%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqsNhoepi3c
this guy's still making hits

>>13807922
oh my gah

>>13808488
Huh, this is surprisingly close to reality. According to the US Federal Reserve Board, top 1% of households hold about 30.5% of total household net worth in the US.
honk, this isn't a real-time wealth inequality simulator for some federal agency, is it?

two days until JJBA 6
what are you watching nasfaq?

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHHHHHH KUROE SEKKUSU KUROE SEKKUSU UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13808799
how do you think the servers are paid for

>>13808819
Really? I can't wait to masturbate to animated jolyne and pirating more shit from jewflix

>>13808799
despite being 1% of the playerbase...

nasfaq glows

>>13808875
I bet the feds enjoyed seeing all those dickpics

>>13808961
they’re all the gay posters in the thread actually

>>13808961
>he doesnt know about the DDB (Dick DataBase) used to train dick-recognizing algorithms

>>13808981
Kenzoku and Heimin romance is actually a beautiful love story between an FBI agent and a CIA operative.

>>13808919
I'm buying as much Chloe as I can OK

LotR continues in a bit over 15 minutes.
I fuckin forgot myself and will be very late, but the playlist was ready and the show will go on.

>>13809018
romance anon is actually their boss monitoring their progress

>this thread

thread really has gone to shit

can someone please bid on the ollie bow?

>>13809816
done. come watch movie

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember to not let the thread die!

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>13814624
>19:00:01

>>13814828
I was going to dump on hour nineteen but I can't stop laughing at this fuckin GIF

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Due to some technical difficulties yesterday, the following data is in comparison to Saturday's data. Please keep this in mind if you notice any oddities.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 6,802,649, a 2.94% increase from Saturday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 109,720. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 431,612 shares, or 6.34% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,030 shares, or 0.34% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 49):
>Shion :: +9.2%
>Mio :: +8.2%
>Ayame :: +8%
>Matsuri :: +7.9%
>Noel :: +7.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 13):
>Nachoneko :: -5.7%
>Nana :: -4.5%
>Melfissa :: -2.8%
>Fubuki :: -2.5%
>Aki :: -2.2%

2 coins (Ui, Fauna) had a net 0% change in volume over the past two days.
8 other coins (Amelia, Nabi, Suisei, Lui, Rushia, HLuna, Reine, Roboco) had a sub-1% change in volume over the past 2 days.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $136,817.28, which is an increase of 5.6% from Saturday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $112,108,247,136.79, which is an increase of 9.21% from Saturday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,480.09. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $8,840,156,023.14 in total market value, or 7.89% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $128,266,045.60 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Ui :: +76.2%
>Nachoneko :: +63.5%
>Fauna :: +45.7%
>Marine :: +45.4%
>Kanata :: +39.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 22):
>Mumei :: -18.1%
>Kronii :: -17.9%
>Baelz :: -14.4%
>Melfissa :: -13.8%
>Hololive :: -12.6%

23 coins had a sub-5% change in value over the past 2 days.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Sunday+Monday's Superchats totaled to $179,636,964, which is a decrease of 60.59% from Saturday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $382,637,662.85 today, a decrease of 2.92% from Saturday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 29):
>Koyori :: +978.7%
>Hololive :: +47%
>Iroha :: +45.2%
>Fauna :: +44.3%
>Chloe :: +33.8%
>Nana :: +20%
>Mel :: +10%
>Roboco :: +9.8%
>Kanata :: +9.1%
>Kronii :: +7.6%

33 coins did not receive any Superchats in the past 2 days.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>13815726
Thank you for the Numbers Review.

>>13815726
I see Ui, I respond rape.

what that guy said also picrel

LIVE

Hi

>>13817894
I can't wait for tomorrow...

>>13815898
>>13815982
no.

>>13814624
song?

>>13817894
She can have the shittiest personality imaginable but if she can sing as good or better than Sora, then I would simp for her real hard.

>>13819432
Ayame personality, Sora voice.
Would you still watch her?

>>13819598
the issue with ayame is not even her personality, it's the fact she doesn't stream

>>13819598
I don't watch Ayame so I have no clue about her personality but yes, I would definitely give her a chance.

>>13819598
ojou's personality is great, so yes
just as long as she doesnt...
...58 days... ojou... please....

>>13819710
>>13819733
>>13820263
I'd say that the 58 days and counting thing is a facet of her personality. Would you watch her even if she ghosted you, her loyal fan, for two months?

>>13820350
I don't think you understand the meaning of personality anon. I don't watch her frequently when she does stream but you can't say someone not doing something is their personality.

>nene released from the mental ward

>>13820263
Just think, the longer she goes without streaming, the bigger her spike is when she comes back!
Ojou...please actually stream...

>>13820567
SHE RETURNS

>>13821804
Was the reason why for her disappearance ever said?

>>13821863
mental ward, can't you fucking read?

>>13821804
You could say that it's... The return of the king...

>>13821920
I mean if that's the legitimate answer, fine, but looking at her twitter doesn't really explain the near 2 weeks of nothing, and I highly doubt she ended up in a ward with no access to Twitter.

>>13821863
She was going a little insane, Nenechi wasn't very specific though. Sleeping 1 hour a night consistently, passing out, heart problems - she even abandoned twitter for over 2 weeks (unlike her to do that).
Shit was fucked, but I hope she's better now. She might even be taking meds, which would be kind of funny

thanks for come to movie time pls vote thx https://poal.me/574lca https://poal.me/ffslz0
next time josei sex tape + funny basketball man looney tunes movie
never again, no more marathons

>>13822190
Damn, that's unfortunate. Hope she's fine now considering she's back, too many Holos are dying recently.
Can't imagine no contact from oshi for 2 weeks, I'm suffering with no Twap tweets in like 2 days, even though it's because her friend's graduating.

>>13821982
A most anticipated return, I can't wait

>>13814624
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Monday, November 29th

>>13822335
I can only hope that she's fine too, I missed her
Hopefully my CEO has come back with some new plans for Nene Productions
I MISSED HER SO FUCKING MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA, THE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN HELL

>>13822512
She's a fun watch and she's usually one of the first I try to watch when Twap's not streaming, so it should be good. Maybe this is the era of Nene coin not being terrible!
Yea, I can imagine, it's hell for me right now after like 1.5 days because I know Twap's feeling really bad over her friend's graduation and it sucks hearing nothing from her, even though it should be a happy time since her birthday passed recently as well...

>>13822743
>not being terrible
It's been two thirds of a year, I sincerely doubt that's going to happen
Hang in there, feeling for your oshi to such an extent can be a terrible burden. Hope she feels better soon

oh nyoo

>>13822964
You must always have hope. Towa will become a streaming power house overtaking all of hololive and I will be at the top of the leaderboard as a result.
I've already let out a bit of the menhera so I'm feeling better, but I'm skipping her friend's graduation stream sadly though as I'm a sucker for sappy shit and couldn't see shit during Coco's stream and announcement.

>>13823220
Nenechi will become an idol power house overtaking all of hololive and I will be at the top of the leaderboard as a result.
Good to hear, and I get that completely. I don't like seeing sad stuff, it sours my own mood and lingers for a while

>>13823521
Now you're getting the hang of it! I just simply need more PeBoT streams and Towa doing a lot of collab streams with her friends, then the incline begins!

>>13823159
Susan?!?!?!

>>13823755
I don't know if Holo privated a video or what, and I triple checked it and discovered that yesterday I think Ame/Holo were swapped. But everything is in the correct spot in that graph, other than Nachoneko who hasn't updated on SB yet.

>>13823743
All Nenechi needs to do is release a cover of King and I will claim my victory, palm outstretched. I need not even reach for it, victory will fall on me from above and smother my wallet with the most bountiful of dividends. The wallet will burgeon, and the path to number 1 will narrow. Watch your back, she's a force of nature when it comes to idolfaggotry and wrestling, did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>>13824120
Towa is simply gathering two fanbases at the same time, APEX, and Idolfags, she will combine the two into the greatest and largest fanbase of all time, I await the domination of hololive by Twapper hands. Didn't catch it, plus I wouldn't be surprised if Towa jobs immediately after succeeding, seems on brand for her, so I'd just be disappointed.

>>13824302
You underestimate my wife, sir
May the best man and oshi win
...I won't say anything about Towa's match last night

>>13824302
>Towa
>idolfags

>>13823812
aiiiiiii

>>13824489
You too. Not surprised.
>>13824491
Towa has groomed all kenzokus into being accepting of whatever she wants, making her an idol in the purest sense. Gods know nothing wrong.

Let me try a TFT summoning spell.

>>13824615
>Towa has groomed all kenzokus into being cucks
My sides. Sure, go on.

>>13824727
Here's your (You), I know you really wanted it.
>>13824617
Don't reply to me in other threads, it makes me uncomfortable.

>>13824648

>>13824848
...one of these is not like the other

>>13808961
I hope the antichrist loves looking at my MKultra dick. Fucking glowniggers

>>13824978
Wasn't saying that shitflinging poster was you, just that you replied to me in another thread when I'm just trying to share the soundpost.

>>13825068
I wandered into that thread to post it and didn't want to leave empty handed...

>>13824925
post the cunny image of polka watame and flare that might work

>>13825133
CAPTCHA: KW NNN
BUY RISU

>>13825271
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

>>13825358
AND MY COCK AND BALLS SHALL ANSWER

>>13825406

>>13825328

>>13825358

What the hell happened here

>>13827849

>>13827849
Not a fan of cunny?

Rohan...has deserted us.

>>13828902
Who?

>>13819047
https://soundcloud.com/user-237406180/reminder

>>13829099

>>13599209
>those "eyes" at the top of her hoodie make it look like she skinned and is wearing deadpool
well, that took way less time than I expected

>>13829363
Chrissus
Missus

>>13829591

I was wondering why Chloe looked like such sex and it took me until the day of her debut to realize her artist was Parsley.

https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=95258 3/4

>>13830086
I am going to beat the cunny cat

>>13808819
Too much to catch up on but at least I am current on Komi-san.

>>13815726
>they weren't buying some Ui

>>13831114
rape

>>13822964
>>13822743
A fate I truly wish on nobody
even the pregnancy rrat is kinda pre-conditioned with twappi at least

>>13830086
oh hello there

>>13831193
If Towa ever gets pregnant it's because there's now a way for a girl to impregnate another girl.

>>13831259
A pleasure to meet you at the table, sir

>I slept to SMPTE color bars until now
Fuck

threads dead you know what to do.

>>13832261
i think all the gays are asleep now

>>13832261
rape

>>13831560
last round was weird, first I could've riiched for a 4-sou wait but didn't and kon IMMEDIATELY threw it so then I riiched since otherwise it'd have been no Yaku and then q took it and it made me come in third.
The Ryan-peikou was way too lucky though, my hands were bullshit today.
Ryan-peikou is a double Iipeikou, the latter one being 11-22-33 or any other combination, so you have that twice and another pair it won't count as Chiitoitsu (seven pairs) and be worth a lot more. The discard pattern is usually the same, namely random.
I shouldn't have gotten water willy nilly and just throw my tsumo that one time...

>>13831259
>>13831560
what are you guys listening to? for me its this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4eHTC78sAg

>>13832632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKo3axYbOI
before that the ShubaMioMiko twitterspace

>>13832632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1wqgPMLR4

>>13832543
I'm gonna die before I even get close to learning all the terminology, but uh I'm very sure you've made fewer mistakes than me so you can take pride in that
>>13832632
Currently listening to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7I9jcI_QW4

>>13832632
https://youtu.be/Lxr9tvYUHcg

>>13832828
it's like Kanji and Japanese, you hear the shit a million times but then you get them and it clicks.
For that you have to hear them a million times first, make that number one.

>>13832881
Working on that whole million times thing, I'm sure it'll sink in eventually. I was just saying that, knowing myself, it's going to take about a century

>>13833299
Have some faith on yourself, anon

>>13833370
Thank you very much

>>13802020
sex with loli nene

>>13833616
Sex with Nene in general

Ohhh sex

wait was q just out of the lobby because he dc'ed? if you guys are still up I won't leave just yet.
Otherwise ggs I should've paid attention more
NeneBro, if you want to learn more about Yaku it's a good idea to watch the logs of recent games, look which ones they played then see their perspective for what they discarded when and how the yaku came together in the end. I can also write that primer I promised you now

>>13833887
yfp abayo'd so that'd be it for today
ggs

results of chloe poll
of those 57% would stay true to their oshi
43% would trade not being able to see their oshi again in any media for one night of sex with chloe
of those a further 19% of the full vote would trade 2 nights of sex with chloe for never seeing any holo again
chloe is sex

>>13833930
Wait did Yfp delete his account? I dont see him on the leaderboard anymore

>>13834048
i was taking about mahjong...

>>13833887
ye gotta get ready for bed ggs
i wish i could have drawn those two tiles

>>13834048
yes yfp sadly deleted his account and some random dude decided it would be funny to mimic his profile shamelessly down to the last coin

>>13833887
I believe everybody's quitting for now, ggs
Thank you for the suggestion, I'm currently learning about Mahjong the true /vt/ way - watching vtubers play

>>13834143
I highly suggest doing it the /a/ way: Watch Saki with good subs. It starts ridiculously convoluted with the first episodes being about Saki consistently scoring +-0 Points which is more or less impossible and they explain all the basic scoring shit in detail, later on you see specific situations and the beauty of it is any game is completely real and there is no technical plotholes.

Also for a better quick reference I suggest
https://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html
The flash game is sadly dead you could play against CPU there with little animations.

>>13834251
I thought about watching Saki but I want to enjoy the show with a good amount of knowledge of the game, the same goes for Akagi. I want to be able to appreciate everything. Thank you for the link (flash still lives, it lives on in my heart).

does anyone want 5 cartons of suisei piss

>>13801966
>Takeshi, please deliver...
About that, anon...

Honk I can't fucking click the oshiboard on the Christmas theme how did this get past testing

>>13834143

Saki and Akagi are best watched thrice. As a newcomer, as an intermediate and after 10 years to truly appreciate them for the masterpieces they are.

Also there's tons of ways to play the jong and literally all of them are situational, so most tips come from statistics.
Learning the Yaku extends to the point where you see your hand and inside your head know how long yaku X would take to assemble from here, most of them will take very long but there's basic forms of patterns you will begin to see very soon.

For starters, the best training is to
1. STOP calling, at all. This actually is for when you understand what you're doing and by the time you get there, you automatically do it less. This is why everyone pisses on the nyaggers in Bronze.
2. ANY hand with a 3-3-3-3-2 structure can be Riichi'd, which is a Yaku in itself.
3. The most common Yaku to remember are MenTanPin which stands for Menzen, Tanyao, Pinfu.
Menzen: Just have your hand closed
Tanyao: 2-8 tiles ONLY in any combination
EX: 2-3-4 | 4-5-6 | 5-5-5 | 6-7-8 | 88 any suit
Pinfu: any winning hand getting no Fu if we want to be technically correct, you can remember it by NO HONORS, NO WINDS (which are your wind), SEQUENCES ONLY (and a pair)
This includes Terminals 1 and 9 as well, so do NOT aggressively throw them if you get them.
EX: 123 | 234 | 456 | 789 | 55

Yaku I find easy to remember for newcomers are Hon-Itsu and Chin-Itsu:
Hon-Itsu: HONORS and one Suit
Ex: 123 | 789 | 345 | WWW | EE (one suit)
Chin-Itsu: ONLY one Suit
There's also only honors but that's a Yakuman, be that lucky.

Some other useful ones to remember first:
Chanta: The "opposite" of Tanyao, every triplet and sequence as well as the pair has to INCLUDE a terminal, so 1-2-3 is as fine as 1-1-1. The Ten manga makes a good case as to why Chanta is actually easier than Tanyao, many guides don't feature this shit and it enrages me beyond belief.
EX: NNN | 123 | 123 | 789 | 999 | 11 (any suits)

Junchan: Chanta but without Honors
EX: 123 | 789 | 111 | 999 | 99 (any suits)

Iipeikou: 11-22-33 of ONE suit (you still need the rest of the 3-3-3-3-2 setup)

Sanshoku-Doujun: 345-345-345 of ALL THREE suits
Sanshoku-Doukou: 333-333-333 ALL SUITS, this one is so fucking rare I never even saw one.

Chiitoitsu: One of only TWO yaku (the other being Kokushi-Musou) to remember which does NOT follow 3-3-3-3-2 but instead it's seven Pairs, so 2-2-2-2-2-2, hard to combine with other yaku and it's ALWAYS a single wait, but very hard to read

Next post will be basic tile efficiency which is quite important to pay attention to.

>>13835009
Zoom out

>>13835017
okay zoomer

>>13835068
I wish I was young enough to be called a zoomer

>>13835012
Thank you for that, the main takeaway is to keep my terminals. I throw those away like Kiara coins (if I were to ever have any for some reason). I barely called near the beginning of our session, but I started getting a bit too eager and ended up constantly calling towards the end. I would never have gotten a chanta in a million years, but now I see what it is, I'm gonna aim for getting one of those.

>>13834143

A primer in tile efficiency:

Check out Touka's hand right now.
This is not a winning hand (yet) but Tenpai, and quite the good one.
We see she has a red 5 which is immediately one Han on top, we see 8-8-9 which was a formation waiting for a 7 or an 8 so it could make EITHER of 7-8-9 or 8-8-8, this is why going for double tiles is not that bad of an idea, even better if something already connects.
We see no honors which immediately tells is pinfu, her discarding the 9 after this also makes this one Tanyao as well as closed so we get
Riichi, Pinfu, Tanyao (MenTanPin) and at least one Dora which is close to Mangan, Ura-Dora or the actual Dora (not shown here and I don't remember) might already make this 5 Han and therefore Mangan, or in case she is dealer 4 Han are already 11700 points as well.

What's important here is her waiting formation. It is not yet decided if her sequence with the bamboo is 2-3-4, 5-6-7 or 1-2-3, 4-5-6 OR 2-3-4, 4-5-6
2-3-4-5-6 is a GREAT wait because it's not only dual but TRIPLE, you can wait for 1-4-7 here and all three sides of the wait qualify for Pinfu [insert boring shit about why Pinfu has to be dual-wait or better here]

Dual-waits are so fucking common they have some voodoo bullshit connected to them, which is Suji. Some cumguzzling retards preach Suji is a GREAT way to read discard piles, which is bullshit, but being aware of them makes you compute Mahjong just that much faster.
If you see 5-6 in a hand you immediately think 4/7, if one of those comes in the sequence is ready. The other way around, if you find ONLY 4 and 7 in your hand you can discard one of them once another number from that suit comes in.
If you draw the 2, that connects to the 4. 3 connects to 4. 4 is double 4.
5 connects to 4 and 7 but it's better with the 4 because 4-5 already makes you ready for 3 or 6, while 5-7 ONLY accepts the 6.
Now if you draw the 6, it's the opposite: throw the 4.

NONE of this is rules, ALL of it is pointers. Mahjong is a cruel mistress and might give you 4-7, you discard the 7 because it is slightly less optimal then you draw the 8 and the 6 right after. The problem is you will HAVE to discard.
This is where SKILL comes in:
The only thing you can do to actively improve your mahjong is being constantly aware of what setups are possible from the tile you draw, keep as many possible hands open to you as you can, and discard what you think has the least chances of connecting to something.
THIS is precisely why the most common opening to a hand is discarding Dragons and Winds because they don't make sequences and are only ever useful in at least pairs.

Some other number combinations to watch out for:
55-66 or any other double pair NOT 11 or 99:
You might be in for Iipeikou here or just two double-waits which isn't bad.

3-4-5-5-5 is interesting because it sets you up for either waiting 2/5 on the 3-4 OR using the 5 as pair and taking 3-4-5 as a sequence. This stacks indefinitely, look up Chuurenpoutou for some fucked up waits.

There is tons of other number stuff one can analyze but those two are common enough to be useful.

The other big part of Mahjong is NOT LOSING which is a whole other beast but tl;dr:
if you see someone either Riichiing or calling twice and your hand doesn't look fat enough, try to discard what they have already discarded OR what other people discard without loosing.

>>13835012
>>13835574
Holy autism

>>13835239
Calls in most cases indicate weak hands, in some cases I use the info to intentionally play into them and lose less points than playing into the scary looking riichi or simply not being tenpai at the end and losing potentially 3000 points.
On the other hand they also speed up your game, so if you NEED to prevent someone from getting a win or scoring the fat hand you can already sense it's actually good to call if you can.
Every fucking thing you do in Mahjong can be situationally good or bad, most of those judgements are only possible to do 100% in hindsight, which is the main reason the fucking game stays fun forever: Even Pros can't win 100% of the time, they maybe win 30% of their rounds on average, magical sand things happen, sometimes you just luck out so hard you yakuman on everyone's faces, you never know until you actually play the wall out.

>>13835783
where the fuck do you think you are

>>13835807
I didn't say anything bad about it, keep going this is interesting.

>>13835783
better than whatever half of whatever the fuck goes on in the thread nowadays

>>13835874
I mean I could delve into tons of topics like Betaori (conserving your points), Alpha-Ori (being stupid to look like a Chad when it works), Safe tiles (how to know what's least probable to get ronned), general strategy and my personal voodoo and this might take ages so one more topic maybe, or if you come up with a specific question to solve or even a hand to analyse I'll do that, one only, first one wins.
I could also explain what Washizu here means by this.

>>13835979
Sounds like a good read, go ahead

>>13836283
which one, I asked for ONE
There's ANNO I need to play

>>13836366
Safe tiles

>>13835574
>>13835787

Mikobro, you've posted some fantastic stuff. Thank you so much for your posts, your autism has not gone to waste brother - I'm not gonna be able to write 1000 paragraphs in response but I am VERY grateful

>>13836380
I'm writing that shit for a while now, took me some time to find a nice game to analyze, thought I'd let you know I am not dead and it's coming.

>>13837040
Tale your time mikofag

>>13836380
SAFE TILES & GENERAL DEFENSE
or "How do I keep this lead now?"
or "How do I stop fucking everything up by dealing into someone else?"

Quick Primer on the Suitnames I'll use:
Man: Numbers
Pin: Circles
Sou: Bamboo
White, Green, Red: Dragons (Haku, Hatsu, Chun in that order)
Ton, Nan, Sha, Pei: East, South, West, North Winds in that order (this is also the Turn Order for the seats etc. in bastardized Sino-Japanese, don't question it)

There is BOOKS on this topic, all things I say here are yours to try out, explore, learn more about, develop, re-analyze after the game where it let you down.

A quick word about "Safe" Tiles:
The only 100% safe discard is what someone else discarded that round. EVEN IF someone is tenpai for that tile, if he didn't call the other one, he WILL be Furiten for your discard until it's his turn again.
That said, what you CAN do is evaluate each players risk level for a rule of thumb. This goes too far into Mahjong but for instance someone was discarding Bamboo and Circles all game and now suddenly throws his first Number and declares Riichi, you KNOW the fucker MOST LIKELY (!!!) has a Hon-Itsu or Chin-Itsu and waits on Honors or Numbers.
What you can then also do is discard any tile he already threw - you can NOT, in NO CIRCUMSTANCE, Win _FROM ANOTHER PERSON_ with a tile you already discarded that round. That is called Furiten a.k.a. Bronze Room's delight, is impossible in Mahjongsoul (until Masters anyways) and IRL will cost you -8000 (-12000 as Dealer) Points in "Chombo" as it is a misplay.

That's the technical side.

Since one image is not enough, we will look at one of my logs.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=200428-39c62f01-bf01-4507-849a-6c7245f6e5e0_a924999570

South 3 and 4 are the easiest for me to explain. The situation is I am in a comfortable lead in Gold Room and can already see me getting sucked off by my Jongfus for this ridiculously lucky round, so spirits are high. I am dealer in South 3 with a lead, which means I either have to win high to kill someone or stall until the game is over, in which case you need luck for the first one and skill for the second, so of course I went for the first because you know me - retarded.

So South 3 starts boring with a shitty hand and I actually for once recognized the pain will start in Turn 14 which is where I draw the Pin 2.
You see three calls on the right (Shimocha), two calls on the opposite (Toimen) and nothing at all on the left (Kamicha).
What we now know is that the Kamicha actually was ready with Pin 3-4 so waiting for the Pin 2 I just drew, but I didn't know that in that situation.
What we DO see though is that shit is dangerous all around, and the Pin 2 actually connects to my Pin 3, I have 3 Pairs (Pin 5, Sou 3 and White) but the Sou 3 connects to the Sou 2 and Sou 4-5 each so I don't think of it as a Pair.
Still, that's one pair too many, and seeing as we are in Turn 14 already with only 18 tiles remaining in the pond, I better start defending.
Looking at the discards now reveals there is only a single White left which I don't know where it is. To win off a White you either have it as a Pair waiting for the third or as a single wait, both highly uncommon in Gold (but cheeky). And I already see one. So the odds that someone waits for White is LOW, which is why I discard it.

Turn 16 you see me give up and discard Sou4 instead of the South, which I suspect the Toimen might wait for having called West and some Pin already.
Turn 17 has the Man 3 which is already discarded by everyone else - the best situation. Perfectly safe to discard.
At the end of Turn 17 my fears actually materialize as the Toimen now IS Tenpai on South. Kamicha calls it as well and keeps his South, going so far as being Tenpai in a single wait on that.
Turn 18 I discard the Pin 3 which was discarded by the Shimocha just before, so it was also a safe bet.
I end the round as the only idiot not being Tenpai, which is actually the best outcome here.

Cont next post where we talk about the desaster that was South 4 for me.

>>13838032
Based, thanks for the autism and the effortpost

>>13838032
not your blog

>>13838032

South 4 begins uneventful.
I discard in my usual pattern with zero awareness of any danger yet, nobody calls, it looks peaceful until Toimen decides to Riichi.
His setup is a pair of South, 2-3-4 of Sou and 2-9 of Man which is DISGUSTINGLY good to have. His wait is now 1, 4, 7
My desired play would've been throwing the Man 6 after I pull a Man 3 to be Tenpai myself, but well... we'll see what happens.

So we're in Turn 11, there's danger and I need to under no circumstance lose this round.
I am lucky and draw a West which is already on the field twice, one of which is the Toimen I watch.
The Chun next pull I already discarded and so did someone else, same situation as the Haku last time, when you see 3 it's safe-ISH.
Pin 8 was thrown by the dealer, out with it in Turn 13.
Turn 14 I pull a Man 4. Of all fucking tiles. I know it can't be safe. It would've been better to fold there and throw the other Pin 8 I have just to be safe.
But anyways, why the Man 1 then?
In retrospect it was foolish, I wanted to stay Iishanten at least and not break my hand, and of course expected the terminal to be somewhat safe because they usually are - but that is nothing more than 10 years of anecdotal evidence, with this round being the proof that you
CAN
NOT
GET
INTO
DISCARDING
HABITS
WITH
SAFE
TILES
AT
ANY
MEANS
This is why I am still a Goldshitter. Any rank above Silver will mercilessly slay you if you're lazy and just play casually, you have to actually watch what happens.
So I played into Riichi, Itsuu and some Dora for 12k which was with a direct hit more than enough to kick me from 1st.

Some Voodoo I use, DO try this at home if you want or find your own ways:
- if you have a fat hand of let's say all Man and some Honors and a single red 5 of Sou, throw the Sou 5 immediately as long as you think it's quite safe. This goes for the first 6 Turns. Throw it while it's not hot yet.
- Reversely, it might be a good Idea to keep some dead tiles as fodder for later if your hand doesn't come together. I made it a habit to keep North Wind autistically until Riichi and whenever I am unsure what to throw I sacrifice it for the greater good.
- When to throw: This is where psychology comes in. You might go dead by the numbers, you can also try to analyze people during rounds.
If you want to overdo it and your hand is TRASH while someone else is already calling Turn 6, you might also try to discard potentially dangerous tiles (usually 3-6 of any suit) early on while following other's discards as good as you can.
If you are in a casual setting and drinking, to keep it fun, NEVER throw unless you do a tournament. Remember this is a game, not an autism contest like Ranked is.

If there's any situations you played into someone and want an analysis, just tag me anytime in the threads.

>>13838556
yes it is.

>>13838556
This. Fuck off Towafags. This isn’t a place for you to shit out Towa pictures everytime you make a post.

>>13832109
my fucking sides

how do you even superchat my panels look like this since i started and i have above 50 mil now

>>13838984
I also missed half of the second part of the film

>>13839027
lmao

>>13839027
click the coins on the left

>>13839438
thank you

>>13832109
hahaha, I told you to go home! they are all called weird shit like "night light to fall asleep to" - guess it was true

i am not overwhelmingly impressed.

>>13841263
GOZARU

>>13841263
I haven't been following really, I got lost in thought from the IMAGINE after she said she's can't hold her liquor
>tfw no samurai gf to have drunk sex with

>>13835012
>>13835574
>>13838032
>>13838558
I kneel

>>13841263
>>13841457
>>13841682
my hag sense is tingling...
$5 says she drops it before 2022

I NEED A NEW OUTFIT RIGHT NOW

gen 6 is absolute trash, i kneel council

>>13842094

>>13842086
i was going to say post that, i will take back my previous statement.

>>13842177
>say post that
goddamn it this midriff is getting to me.

devs, can you ban the people that enable racism? thanks.

>>13842094
chloe is pure sex
laplus would make jp6 viable if shed just take the fucking coat off. Artist has shown shoulders on her coatless at least
no point being a cute loli if its just the voice

Chloe is never going the wear the mask again isn't she

EN will always be superior, ywnbj

>>13842094
>"I understand not a single word and am so bored where are my cute noises"
here's your (you)

>>13842797

I take back my post >>13819432. I can't fucking stand her gozaru bullshit.

>>13842943
you've known about this for nearly a week i don't know what you expected

>>13842566
nigger

>>13843004
How am I supposed to know that?

>>13843039

>>13843138
man I've barely been paying attention to jp6 other than just watching the debuts but I read enough of her tweets to know about the tic

>>13842943
give her like two weeks, only Pekora is autistic enough to actually pull through with that shit

>Opened stream
>"De gozaru" being pushed out of a fake high-pitched voice that will get the Suisei treatment in 6 months about 4 times in 60 seconds.
I ain't for it.

>>13843350
I was about to start pre-emptively dumping Iroha but uh, numbers

>>13843350
Her vocal control in the beginning is pretty good. She might be a high pitched singer like Sora.

looks like every single jp6 got great numbers, but can numbers survive susan though?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWKB1Zxg84s

>>13843350
yeah Koyori is better.
Chloe is the outlier, easily years of experience streaming to pull that shit off

for me, it's still chloe

>Final Cross-Gen collab is on La+'s channel instead of Iroha's
So now not only does Susan hate blondes, but so does Cover?! Am I not allowed to win?????

>>13843954

>>13843954
Sana is shit anyway. No one likes Australian accent.

>>13844097

>>13844097
Oi watchur fuckin' mouf, m8.

my fuckin sides

>>13844237
Oh no, hoshiyomis don't look.

>>13844480

I fucking love gen6 so much bros, they cured my insomnia ...

>>13845187

Hi!

Good morning, I am buying Towa. Others? I'm not sure about since I woke up before adjustment for once.

>13838811
I've already given my free (You) for Towa shitflinging for this thread, try again later.

>>13845412
howdy

holy fuck migo

holy fuck laplus

I guess we didn't take honk literally enough, that means we get everyone except iroha for divs

I'm gonna multisellllllll

post 'em

>>13847018
wait wtf?

How worth it would it be to just 5x sell la+?

>>13847018
uhhhh

>>13847137
It's not, 2x at most, check chartman's spreadsheet report

>>13847187
Gonna need you to link me to which post that is. It's a bit hard to find all the different reports in this thread

Down well over 120m on scooby and mig, lapland doesn't come close to making up for that.

>>13847018

>>13847228
It's in the op
>F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
in the Taxation Heft Estimate for Financial Tension (T.H.E.F.T.) tab

>>13847228
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments:
>Laplus :: $13,621.23 (58.63%)
>Amelia :: $5,012.09 (23.2%)
>Aqua :: $4,819.61 (31.55%)

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments:
>Hololive :: -$14,338.67 (-44.37%)
>Miko :: -$10,819.03 (-51.67%)
>Pekora :: -$6,576.74 (-25.91%)

Hope your trades go well, don't fall for bait, and see you in 10 hours.

>>13847515
Did not mean to reply, but it's relevant to you anyway so take the rare (You).

buying towa

>>13847666
Marrying ina...

>>13847843
she is adorabe after all.

>>13847843
The ideal wife...

>>13845569
700 Mikochis unless honkbot once again fucks me over

that is it
im gonna retain semen until i marry priestess

>>13848134
>local anon fucking explodes

>>13848134
This assumes a weird meaning in this thread, also wasn't it supposed to be "my priestess"?

>>13848134
you should retrain your semen instead

>>13847515
here's the addendum for the mentally challenged crowd

>>13848239
Did you crop it so that retards can't see miko?

>>13848205
Pretty sure it's supposed to be "my Priestess", so it was purposefully edited.

>>13848301
why would you buy Miko today, there's much better deals

>>13848308
I see, so someone is still chasing after that ribbon?

>>13848134
When attempting to fuck a tako you have to do it the way of the tako
Which is why I will be ripping off my dick, putting a ribbon on it, and sending it to priestess for her to use at her leisure

>>13848403
Seems like it.

fuck i overslept, what's up
>laplus
>other good reds
interesting to see if people multisell.

>>13842801
B-but...
Gen6 is moving faster than EN2

>>13848134
lmao, good one

>>13848573
I'm multiselling cause I want to buy more Towa.

>Risu isn't subscribed to herself.
Treerrat...

Death is the only way out.

J-Joe...?

>>13850762
Based Joe

How was the debut? Also holy shit Laplus mooned

god damn it, that's a first. set 5 coins on the auto-trader and knocked back out...