/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13896191
aaa I want that, specially the scuffed part

Guys it's been almost 2 years...I don't think she is coming back :(

before this thread devolves into lunacy again, i wanted to say that i hope gura is resting relatively comfortably. i hope she isn't suffering.

F

>When I'm gone, when I'm gone
>You gotta miss me when I'm gone
>You gotta miss me by my hair, you gotta miss me everywhere
>You gotta miss me when I'm gone

>>13898198
I hope she didn't really die

Wednesday schizo, you're up.

>>13896191
>>13898136
Manager-san, please relay

All I'm saying is that a certain Orca is doing some karaoke right now...

>>13899055
Don't care, want Gura.

>>13899225
Gura would want you to move on, but it would probably sound something like

>"Stop acting so clingy, stinky! haha" *giggle*

>>13899055
fuck off

>>13899085
now add shion

and then make them kiss

>>13899322
I know who you are, don't you have n*j* to shill?

>>13899055
She's cute, maybe I just have a thing for aquatic predators.

>>13899472
you're thinking of someone else anon. I only watch hololive, I don't need to fall down another rabbit hole. I only started watching vtubers in maybe march or april.

>>13898635
>You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
>You're gonna miss me by my walk
>You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh
>You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

>>13898108
All these dead Gura threads got me thinking what will happen if it actually happens, I don't wanna think about it; she's genuinely something that makes me smile.

>>13898635
>flexes in the middle of your song

>>13899055
I don't see any Mumei karaokes, anon.

>>13900393
mumei is an owl

>>13898177

Fuck off and kys

Gura.. doko..?

Is gura vaxxed?

>>13900907
https://litter.catbox.moe/zun4ez.flac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPo_CJjM-aU

just a reminder there was faggots on /hlg/ wishing for gura's death during 6th gen debut

>>13899085
I want to hug them and then smell them.

So, anybody looking forward to the new outfits that got announced like 3 months ago?

>>13901681
No because of Umishit.

>>13901681
Honestly no lol, i just want gura back

I got bad news guys Gura didn't make it to the bathroom in time :(

>>13901681
Of course. New outfits mean another flood of new fanart.

>>13901850
I wonder how many people are there gonna be at the reveal stream for Gura, last time it was around 200k right?

The light will shine on us again buds.

>>13901818
oh nyo

>>13901901
Probably not that many, the first one is always going to be more hype. Some might be there just to see how scuffed it is though.

>>13901366
Oh that's really good

>>13901901
Half that.

>>13901901
1 viewer
Only me

>>13901905
So just like with Loki. Is the Gura of the past gonna pick up a magic ice cube warp around get arrested by the time police, and in the end up unleash the multiverse, and maybe return to us after she fixes the problem it causes?

Gura can really bust a move. Look at her go.

>>13898108
>Gura outfit reveal

>>13901818
yeah, she had to use my mouth instead.

>>13901818
yellow, brown, or red

A

I hope she writes a Christmas fanfic.

>>13902407
Okay, but check this out!

>>13902537
Yellow, and brown. If there was some red it's impossible to see at this point.

>>13902555
Gura's got the moves!

>>13901366
Nice.
But for some reason Gura's warped trident reminds me of the Rebellion redesign from DmC.

I can save her

>>13903130
That's cute, very nice.

>>13903130
Clever

I ONCE HAD SOME SWEET MEMORIES
ITS WORTH REMAINS THE SAME
HOW CAN I REMEMBER THOSE MOMENTS, SWEETHEART?
TELL ME
TELL MEEEEEEEEE
IF THERE'S A MAN WHO CAN MAKE ANYTHING
GIVE ME THE TOOLS TO LIVE IN THE PAST
IT'S ALL GONE DOWN SO DEEP, I CAN'T SEE ANYMORE.
IF THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO GO
LET ME, LET ME
LET ME CARVE YOUR WAY
I'M A SHADOW, ALWAYS WITH YOU

>>13903307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5IIoZsci8Y

>>13902516

>>13903130
hhnngggg

>>13903431
The final outfit reveal

Guys you get to have dinner with Gura at your house what do you make/order for her to eat at dinner?

>>13903628
>so stiff she can barely move while dancing.
Lolibaba...

>>13903676
a rare steak

>>13903676
A mating press.

>>13903676
Steamed hams

>>13903676
Well done steak, ketchup and some corn.

>>13903676
cream soup

>>13903676
Shrimp ceaser salad, and mixed bean chili with wedges

>>13903676
Steak, Garlic Parmesan Pasta, and Baked Potato

>>13903676
She's getting leftover stew.

>>13903676
Pizza and wings while we watch movies.

>>13903676
Fat americans can't spend a second without thinking of food.

I'm in love with Gura and I miss her very much!

>>13903934
Retarded Eurofag doesnt get to have a dinner date with Gura

>>13903934
Except this fuck he does not get to have dinner with Gura. Fuck him.

>>13903676
Melted kit kat soup

>>13903676
chicken wings with korean bbq sauce

Don't worry she's just being Senzawa right now. By that I mean dead drunk for a month.

>>13904135
oh nyo

>>13904135
Selamat malam

>>13903738
>>13903787
>>13903796
>>13903864
>>13903873
>>13903876
>>13903919
>>13904047
>>13904067

Ok Wings i get it, you're hungry.

Took 2 days off /vt/, actually expected you would go as insane as schizos

>13904135
go back and every faggot who replied should rope themselves

Good morning chumbuds, how are you all feeling today?

>>13904345
Like shit

>>13904276
You replied to him you retarded nigger.

>>13904345
Could be worse, I could be decomposing right now

>>13904345
empty

>>13904400
Please stop saying things that remind me of Gura

I think I took the joke too far

>>13904345
I'm not sure anymore..

>>13904345
Goop goop doko?/10

>>13904345
Woke up vomiting, so there's that now

>>13904588
Who is the father?

>>13904345
Fine. Playing Gunstar Super Heroes is fun. Gura might be gone for a few more days but Treasure seems to be gone forever.

>>13904613
me

>>13904635
I feel sorry for the kid

Gura liking arts on Twitter

don't open

>>13904667
>no wave of good morning from chumbuds
i don't even have to check to tell you're full of shit

>>13904667
Made me check.

i miss gura

>>13904345
Stressed, I've been busy and will still be busy for the next few weeks so this is fine for me

what if being sick makes Gura able to power through the VR motion sickness by comparing it to what she's going through now and finding it lacking

>>13904345
Personal stuff has been getting better, I hope gura is doing better. I took a joke too far and look at what it's become

>>13904799
same desu

>>13904921

Yes hi, it's me the Best chumbie.

Who is the mother?

Boo!

>>13905063
Shion for sure.

You guys are a bunch of spoiled kids

>>13905063
Too cute!

>>13905063
Gura, why else would she be gone?

>>13905063
Shion since Gura has confirmed 2 shark cocks.

>>13905155
I think the word you are looking for is chumbaby

>>13905155

One day I hope Gura in her Dinosaur costume gets to off-collab with Scout in her Brash Candicoot outfit

>>13905082
>Gura will make it to the Phasmo collab with Fauna
>she'll be the ghost

>>13905386
>Gura will make it to the Phasmo collab
>its just her obituary at the bottom of the screen.

Give it up for day 6

>>13904345
Not feeling it Dinoguwa

>>13905308
WANT GOORUH WANT GOORUH NOW WHY GOORUH NOT TELL MANAGER TO TWEET FOR HER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>13905656
The calm before the storm
Day 7 will be the final yab.

>>13905720
Can you faggots do your doomposting in any of 10 "Gura is ded" threads?

>>13905790
no fuck you I miss my wife.

thank you for providing us with a fun year, sharkie
RIP

>>13904345
I'll let you know in 7 minutes when the stock market opens.

>>13905790
I have never and will never post in those threads. You're clinging to looking at her genmates and noticing whether they're sad or not without considering the fact that they're all master actors.

>>13905941

After giving birth to La+ gura is having postpartum care

>>13905790
Then what's this thread for?

>>13905790
>10 "Gura is ded" threads?
jesus these faggots are obsessed

>>13905875
It's been 10 minutes, how was the opening?

Is it early to cash in my Gura coin?

>>13906237
Better than yesterday and I was able to get a nice 43 point scalp on the E-Mini S&P Future.
I think the news of the vaxx maybe working got everyone pumping the market at least for today. Wednesdays are always kinda iffy but it's looking like it might be a green day.

>>13903676

>>13906422
HODL, the value will increase once she kicks the bucket

>>13904345
G-g-gura? I...I-I miss you.

>>13903676
Macdonald burger.

confess

>>13906670
Which one? Mcchikin?

>>13906692
Gura is not the first thing in my mind recently
Still the only vtuber I give two fucks about tho.

I just had a dream that I was woken up by a stream notification. I opened it and started crying because I was so relieved she was ok and back with us. Then I actually woke up, checked twitter, and am now depressed and worried again.

>>13906829
Same, but mostly because I've been able to keep myself busy.

>>13906832
It's alright bud, she'll be here soon.

>>13906692
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. No friends, no Gura wife, personality as appealing as soggy bread, school taking ages, and my job kills my body. Gura's the only person that makes me happy and now she's gone.

>>13899055
>>13899502
I don't speak Japanese so why would I watch a streamer who speaks almost exclusively in Japanese? Also she's not an Orca she just has a hood with an orca pattern on it, no tail, no spiky teeth, no blowhole or anything.

>>13906692
I spent 3 hours lying awake thinking about moments from Gura's streams last night.

>>13907300
Yea idk how shes an orca at all. She looks like a spideman ripoff.

>>13901908
This would be cute if it wasn't for the diaper fetish shoehorned onto it, can some artist redraw this so she's just wearing panties or shorts or something normal?

>>13907347
>shoehorned
do you watch Gura?

>>13907347
she just has problems with wetting the bed at night anon...

>>13907342
I mean it's literally a Gura ripoff, but giving her spiky teeth and a black & white tail would've been a bit on the nose. I suppose it was meant to be symbolic as the Orca is the only ocean predator to surpass the Great White.

>>13907342
She could look nothing like an orca and she would still be one after using Kiara's AM ORCA joke during debut.

>>13907658
No. Korone is a dog because she has dog ears, dog teeth and a dog tail. Gura is a shark because she has shark teeth, gills and a shark tail. Just putting on an orca themed hoodie doesn't make her an orca and pretending it does is just an attempt to rip off Gura or insinuate that she is somehow better than Gura as sharks are afraid of orcas. But they aren't afraid of girls who wear orca-themed clothing.

>>13906692
I started the gura ded joke

the wednesday schizo won...
no
NO

I am judging you chumbuds

>>13907914
You did not. It's obvious, hundreds if not thousands of people had the same idea.

>>13907942
Wake up gura.

>>13907919
You wish. Saturday schizo still comfortable.

>>13907942
I'm sorry. I've been fapping to things other than Gura while she's sick. I'll go back to fapping to her when she comes back, I swear.

>>13907919
No he hasn't yet, gura is still missing.
The dead gura schizo can still win

>>13907919
not yet, until she does something it looks like even he underestimated the worst case scenario

Gura cute Gura cute!

Kiara said a sad news will comes soon, but they (myth) will act normal until then for the fan

>>13908140
nice try but im watching chicken

>>13907100
You could commit suicide by shark in honor of Gura

>>13907919
He said she'd do something on Twitter yesterday and she didn't, so he already lost.

>>13908196
How do you stand her for more than a few minutes at a time? Genuine question

>>13908272
im not a weak fuck like you

>>13906692
I miss Gura

>>13908296
Fair enough, I have to respect the perseverance, I am so weak I mute the collabs when she does her fucking laugh that sounds like she's choking on a squeaky dog toy.

>>13908272
In truth she has becomes less obnoxious with time.
But her streams are too long, unless you are jobless you can't keep track with her which is a bit annoying but that's a choice I can respect for a chuuba

Im going to use this even if it just to confirm Gura is (relatively) well.

>>13908349
Me too anon, me too

>>13908221
I want my life to improve, not to off myself.

>>13908365
My favorite Kiara moment is when she started crying about being the last to reach one million subscribers, and how she knew most of them were pity subs lmao

>>13908518
Give it time, anon. Things only get worse. Sharkicide is probably a poor way to go though, you'd probably just end up losing a limb or something, sharks don't actually eat people we're far too bony for them, they want blubbery animals with soft bones.

>>13908574
My favorite Kiara moment is when she cried that shes doing her best and nobody is watching her despite being in the top .00000001% of streamers.

>>13908709
She struggles to get more than a couple thousand viewers per stream..

>>13908771
having more than 20 viewers is the top 1% my dude.

>>13908815
Ok, it's still extremely shit for someone with over 1M subs

>>13908639
Uh.. good for you anon.

>>13907621
how many times people still think that gura is a white shark??
she is Atlantis Shark and have magical trident that can invoke the sea and thunder. That orca wannabe is more like Ayame and I didn't like her in the moment she ask to people to suscribe to her like a fucking numberfag. Gura is humble and realistic. She isn't nothing like numberfags

>>13908518
Sell your house and go to Brazil

Gura please tweet something, come on sharkie...

>>13908977
nyo

>>13908946
>house
I fucking wish I had a house. I could invite cute sharks over if I did.

>>13908931
Gura thinks asking bluntly for likes and subscribes if cringe.

>>13908931
Well she calls herself an apex predator and the Great White is an apex predator

>>13908815
Are you using that twitch article/ tweet because I think even the dude who said it was flawed in that it counted people who only ever streamed once which would kind of skew the numbers?

>>13908977
Maybe in an hour or two

>>13909030
It's also nice how she tells people not to donate to her if they can't afford it, and that watching her is all the support anyone needs to give.

>>13908977
She is probably in hospital and can't tweet. I think we're more likely to get an update from Hololive than Gura at this point.

>>13908931
Thats one of the reason numberfags hate her so much. She is an Anti-numberfag thats why EN schizos start doom posting gura for days.
Gura need to post something on twitter today to say she is alive or something. it's being 6 days already.

>>13908931
There's nothing wrong with asking your viewers to subscribe/like your content

>>13909079
Mumei call herself Apex predator and got rekt by gura on MC

>>13908977
>inb4 she knows people are going insane and just harvesting lulz from the insanity that is going on here

>>13909167
This is actually very likely possibility. Why didn't anyone considered it yet?

>>13909198
it is for numberfags standards so fuck off

>>13909198
If it costs money then yeah, there is actually. Asking for likes is pretty cringe because it comes across as desperate, asking people to join your membership or buy your merch is just scummy. Make people aware of the option, but don't ask/pressure them to do stuff that costs money like twitch thots do when they rant about not getting enough donations.

>>13909258
People have considered it. But it's strange Hololive still haven't communicate about it if that's the case.

More likely she will comes back at the end of the week and people are worried for nothing.

>>13909290
omg is this real?

>>13908518
sort of helping me but having an additional hobby where you create something might help

>>13908366
Nice.

>>13908977
Maybe we should ask the others Myth if Gura is alive or dead and when she gonna stream

>>13909198
There really isn't. Gura has a bunch of dumb hangups like that though, so whatever.

told you

>>13908639
What if we hold hands and commit sharkicide together haha jk...unless?

>>13908366
>shrimp asses have eyes

>>13909297
>More likely she will comes back at the end of the week and people are worried for nothing.
Frankly I'll be fucking annoyed if she hasn't been in hospital or unable to tweet for some reason, leaving us in the dark for a whole week after you said you were badly ill would be such a dick move

>>13908639
How does the shark know we're bony?

>>13909351
you:
>>13909277

>>13909413
It bites you, once or twice, and then swims away. Unfortunately they have one of the most powerful bites in the animal kingdom and their teeth are razer sharp so the bites often result in loss of limbs or bleeding out.

>>13909400
Same. Of course I still hope she’s completely fine, but I’ll definitely be annoyed after how much I’ve worried.

>>13909368

where is the tiny shark poster I miss them

shark

>>13909460
If she comes back and says she's been in hospital or had COVID really badly or something I'll feel bad for her, if she comes back and says she was really sick and she's sorry she didn't update us or anything I'll forgive her, if she comes back with no explanation like "Omg I missed u guys soooo much" with no explanation as to why she didn't update I'll be annoyed

>>13909319
I tried fucking around in Unity for a few weeks, it was fun. I couldn't do much though, since I need to know some code. Was going to wait until my classes taught me how, but its taking forever and I kinda wanna fuck around in it some more.

Guys, I don't think I'll be able to finish my smile reps today.

>>13909369
I read this with her voice, that picture is perfect

>>13909369
Calling it sharkicide makes it sound so cute and appealing UwU

>>13909585
YES

>>13909611
Her explanation is in her latest tweet you retard. She has a bad case of flu or even coof. She has been streaming for us 2 days while being sick. She sounded like shit in her last stream.

>>13909731
Did she understand this meme?

>>13909759
Yes. Ame explained it to her.

CAM ON GWAMBER LIKE SOM FACKIN TWEETS

read through all the replies to her tweet and not a single person mentioned sick asmr

so when does the doomposting stop being ironic

think the concern is breaking containment

>>13909758
That's not an explanation as to why she hasn't updated for 6 days, flu doesn't prevent you from taking 30 seconds to pick up your phone and tweet an update. She should've updated Monday since her tweet said she was pushing the stream to "next week", so no stream at the start of next week should've merited an update even if it's just to say she's still sick but doing okay.

>>13909758
>>13909611
I guess someone wasnt watching her streams kek

>>13909844
What arrogance is this, to think this board has a monopoly on concerning for Gura?

>>13909819
good

>>13909758
That explains why she hasn't streamed, but not why we haven't heard anything in 5 days.

>>13909844
Why are you promoting your own shit here.

Watching her last pokemon VOD, she looked alright, it feels like those times when family members are shocked a family member committed suicide despite looking alright last time they saw him.

>>13909896
do they ever?

>>13909935
another explanation she got hospitalized from the severity and triggered other of her health condition that are already present

>>13909949
Like, what the hell happened.

>>13909949
She was sniffling and saying her throat hurt, you idiot.

>>13909935
Because she's sick

have none of you seriously been sick for several days and not felt like doing anything?

>>13908401
gura's age and that birth date doesn't make sense humanity is only 6,000 years old

>>13909998
It didn't look serious is what I'm saying.

>>13910022
I've had a couple colds throughout the pandemic, i slept it off and was fine the next day.

>>13910022
That's no excuse. She could tell someone else to update for her.

>>13910078
but there's nothing to update if she's still sick. the previous status has all of the info.

>>13910005
When I'm sick I still post a message in my team's slack saying I'll be out that day. Not that it's perfectly analogous, but it doesn't stop you from sending a quick message.
>>13910022
I don't think anyone here even cares about her not streaming, at least I certainly don't. I want her to rest until she's better, but I also want to know if she's ok.

>>13910077
Her job is to talk. Her throat hurting is obviously really fucking bad for this, even ignoring any other problems.

>>13910104
Pretty vague info.

>>13910022
They are bitching about her not tweeting. I don't know what they expect her to tweet. "I'm still alive"?

>>13910161
she caught "the flu" (which has been virtually eradicated in the last 2 years) in the middle of a global pandemic bro

>>13910050
Canonically she comes from Atlantis, and according to Plato the Atlantean civilization was founded 9,000 years before his time (4th century BC) so lore-wise it totally makes sense.

>>13910161
i didnt know telling us she has the flue is vague.. damn wish i knew she has the flue

>>13910209
lonely faggots with attachment issues i guess

>>13910022
Ive been hospitalized several times and it wouldn't have stopped me from tweeting or posting something. It doesn't take that much energy

>>13910147
I'm sure she's notified the people who actually need to know

>>13910022
Sure, but I still let people who I knew might worry about me that I was okay, I wouldn't just tell people I was really sick then disappear entirely for a week, that would be inconsiderate. If all she has is the flu this just proves she doesn't really give a shit about her supporters

>>13910224
oh ok, I thought we were talking about real life

>>13910265
Flu is no different from tummy hort, easily treated with meds and a couple days rest.

>>13910209
Given what we know about her overall health, yes that is basically what I want.

>>13910360
My tummy horts already...

>>13910209
"I lived bitch"

https://files.catbox.moe/praomn.mp4

>>13910022
" Hey, I'm still not feeling too well, won't be any streams soon" It' not hard to update her community. But she won't since flu was just an excuse to not stream

>>13910533
>literally quoting the previous status
quod erat demonstrandum

>>13909844
Yep. Quick glance at the guracord shows a bunch of deleted messages people are replying to and this pin.

i actually couldn't sleep last night because i was so worried about gloopus grabber

>>13910608
yup. 4ch is very reactive and due to its free speech, we're a couple days ahead of human reactions. that's what I noticed today.
the concern trolling wasnt there yesterday but today I'm seeing quite a bit.
this means normies are now aware something's wrong which means now is the right time to ramp up our doom posting so normies can spam cover emails/ame/mori etc.

I think if gura doesnt stream today or give an indication of anything, its going to spicy later.

More soundposts, please. I just want to hear her voice...

>>13910608
>unproductive
the fuck do they think that place is for? what are they producing???

>>13910724
it ain't trolling if it's genuine concern anon, if anyone isn't concerned for her right now they're not a real fan

>>13910783
Producing groomed children.

>>13910838
Gura approves.

>>13910831
you said this already

>>13910831
i've been concerned since she said she was sick. constant spamming about it doesn't change anything.

>>13910854
For i groomed her into the perfect shark wife.

>>13910608
>>13910783
lol you know it's a shit server when they have to dictate regular human behavior so power tripping mods have something to do

>>13910868
It for sure gets you (You)s though.

>>13910868
you can go join that tranny discord if you dont like "spam" where you have censorship at an all time high so NPCs like you dont get nervous. cocksucker

>>13910749

>>13910859
it's my first post of the day though
>>13910868
replying to concern telling us not to concern won't change anything either, concernfag gonna concern

>>13910934
>concernfag gonna concern
This, at this point replying to it is like replying to bait.

>>13910608
Oh Nyo the anti discord doesnt want people to care about Gura, what a surprise!!!!

I doubt she died, but what if she lost her voice? Are you ready for different VA?

>>13911081
Time to learn hand signs language or maybe morse code.

>>13908977
Gura's having a blast on her personal account

>>13911081
her feet turned too blue this time and they had to amputate them
poor shark

>>13910868
But constant complaining about others being worried changes everything clearly.

>>13911119
Proof or you are a faggot.

>>13911147
He is just replying to what could be considered bait.

>>13910285
If she has been hospitalized then I totally get not tweeting, since tweeting you're in hospital would probably cause more concern than people just thinking you're in bed.

New VA for the Gawr Gura character will be someone you are pretty familiar with. The orcschizo.

>>13911221
why is she confirmed to be in the phasmo collab on mumei's schedule then? unless moomers didn't actually check.

>>13911232
kfp, take your bullshit somewhere else

>>13909758
Weird, I've been sick with a cold all the way from the start of Thanksgiving week until now. If it's a bad case of cold, she might not be streaming for another week. I'm better now but I still can't talk.

>>13911232
it'll be bae with a soundboard. there's a reason she went on break

>>13911270
Mumei is in the dark about what's happening, the other's have an idea of whats going on so, fauna and kronii didn't say anything specific.

>>13910712
Yeah I had to heavily medicate to fall asleep. This sucks.

>>13911270
It's just usual Moomers stuff. She forgor, you see.

>>13911163
Easier to believe than her not using her social media for more than five days. Unless that is the case which would be fucking crazy.

>>13911270
seeing Gura's name kinda lowkey gave me a relief.

It's possible she didn't check, she is kind of weird like that. Plus Fauna's schedule released like 30 minutes earlier has the collab a different time with questionmarks, so there does seem to be some internal confusion around it.

>>13911350
>>13910712
same and i've lost focus at work because i constantly think of her. is this what drug addiction feels like?

>>13911270
Because they're giving the appearance of business as usual

>>13911379
yea don't count on the autistic forgor owl for evidence that gura will be there

>>13911388
Me too, I literally took a Xanax to calm me down because I kept going over scenarios in my head

>>13911081
I'd still listen to Gura's karaoke and streams if her voice was messed up.

I wish there to be a Gura anime what she does the voice acting on and it shows her back story in Atlantis :D

>>13911221
She wouldn't have to tweet that she is actually in the hospital you absoiute retard.

>>13911596
That's literally what I was saying, you 'absoiute' mong

So it's confirmed that Gura's having a blast with her boyfriend, then?

>>13911568
Shut the fuck up faggot she's dead

>>13911641
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/yu37mg.mp3

>>13911746
I want cock

now the real faggots are here

>>13911746
autofellatio

>>13911746
You godda bee on you 'at

also corned that her genmates arent saying anything as well

>>13911619
You said if she had been hospitalized that I totally get not tweeting. That's the opposite of what I said. I said tweeting or posting from the hospital wouldn't take that much energy. Read faggot

>>13911768
me too please

MEMBERS POST MY WIFE IS ALIVE

WE HAVE BEEN GRACED!

Shes fine

I WIN!!! I WON!!! SHES BACK!! I WON! FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS WHO DOUBTED ME! NOW KNEEL!!!!

MEMBER POST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_imi7fBcPU
GET FUCKED WEDNESDAY SCHIZO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

GURAAAAA I MISSED YOUUUUU

SHARK ACTIVITY, GET IN HERE!!!

GOD IS GOOD
GOD IS GREAT

>>13911851
I don't care anymore, take the W I'm just happy she's back

GURA IS BACK
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Shark Girl lives! Shark Girl lives!

Guys I'm literally sobbing right now I'm just so happy she's back and okay. Thank you to every chumbud who prayed for my wife in our time of need!

SHE IS ALIVE OH MY GOD

ah another one i have to miss

im unironically crying
seeing the notification got tears streaming from my eyes
a grown ass man who's killed a couple dudes in the line of duty, crying

I’m tearing up, feels like such a weight is off my chest. I’m so glad she’s ok.

SHES BACK

HERE IT COMES BOYS
AFTER EVERY GHOSTING WE GET A LOVE ARC LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13911869
>Holiday this year instead of Christmas like last year

Kikes got to her

told you she's fine
and all that concern and doomposting has gone to waste

>>13911851
My kneels are through the floor

THANK THE HEAVEENS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I can't believe Wednesday schizo won... i kneel.

>gura leaves
>chumbuds cry
>gura comes back
>chumbuds cry
>gura sings sad song
>chumbuds cry
>gura sings happy song
>chumbuds cry
WE ARE CHUMBABY

>>13912004
Since it’s a members stream what are the chances Gura makes fun of the doom posters?

So should I gruge post all the schizos threads now?

>>13911869
So she could look at a screen for 15 minutes but couldn't take 15 seconds to tweet an update for almost a whole week. But yeah, sure, she totally missed us.

Together again

>>13911869
I can finally masturbate in celebration and not feel guilty….

>>13912101
Wreak havoc

>>13912102
Red SC this to her anon, but I know you won’t.

Returning on the 1st of December.. This was all a ploy to get people to join/renew membership..

shark soon!

FEEL BETTER, GURA

>wednesday shizo BTFO other day schizos
oof massive W

>>13912058
>gura comes back
>its a karaoke stream
>I have to be at work during the members stream
>mfw

My swing trades are in the green, I killed with my futures scalps and Gura is back. Today is going to be a good fucking day.

The fact that it's members only and on the 1st of the month proves she doesn't give a shit about fans unless they give her money lol

>>13912102
She didnt miss us she missed singing.

>>13912101
>grudge post
>HAHA YOU CARED FOR YOUR OSHI, SUCKS FOR YOU, LOSER
ok?

she's alive!

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1466092624134258698?t=uAfdTqA-TWy3PtQD_OVNYg&s=19

Alright everybody, calm down she's just fine

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIVE

I missed you

>>13911869
Does gura listen to Cumtown?

Ugh I'm not a member anymore because I'm broke, but now I have to join because I miss her, this is such bullshit

Gura lives! Member stream today. Regular streams tomorrow!! concernfags can calm down now.

>another sick karaoke
I just want to hear her at full power again..

>>13912101
I went to grudgepost and the schizo threads are just /pol/ vaccine arguments

FINALLY SHE IS BACK BITCHES

>>13909098
glad you're feeling a lot better, goop goop :)

>>13912264
A-atleast she's no lying right anon?
>inb4 gura has a cough fit in member stream and fucking dies in real time.

>>13912194
Lex Luthor shark...

>>13912363
She didnt say its a karaoke tho, i dont think she wants to sing in this state

>>13912363
You’ll get meme songs and still enjoy cute anon just accept it.

>>13912363
>>13912361
keep it to yourself

She's alive
The cunny shark beat covid

I KNEEL TO THE WEDNESDAY SCHIZO. HE REALLY DOES KNOW GURA

>>13912194
And it's working cuz I'm joining just for this goddamn stream..

>>13912421
its a karaoke stream

>>13912421
Retardchama.....

>>13912421
Chumbue.. Your membership reps

>>13912194
They don't renew on the start of the month, but whenever you got it in the first place

in honor of sharks return I will have the Big M for lunch.

>>13912256
already shitposting with another angle

>>13912489
Oh damn well I guess I started at the start of the month because that's when mine renews, assumed it was the same as patreon

>>13912489
day 1 members do though because her membership opened on 1 october

Gura starts talking...and it's not Gura.