/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13886274
good things can't last forever i guess RIP

>>13886274
I still remember her voice...

Ohhh noo/vt/sisters

>>13886348
feels like it was just last week i was hearing her voice

She def caugh the coof but doesn't want to go public about it. Gonna stay in the hospital for a month or more.

its good that the loli darkness debuted so she can replace gura on top

now that La+ has murdered gura and absorbed her loli energy, how should we go on with our lives?

is Sharky the first holo to catch the coof?

>>13886274
Gura confronted Chloe and tried to reclaim her 'apex predator of the ocean' title.
Chloe proceeded to eat her alive, starting from Gura's ass.
Rumor has it that Mumei and Lui will have a showdown on Christmas eve as well, please look forward to it.

>>13886734
please be real

I'm really believing that Gura caught COVID

She will always be with us in our hearts bros..

>>13886274
I feel like if she actually died the entire industry would take a hiatus. That would be earth shattering shit.

>>13886719
iofi

She's sleeping, like a good girl.

Here's what happened, Gura either got COVID or she's extremely ill, something is truly off

>>13886833
i hope not i'll need a replacement copium supply asap

>>13886274
That's mean it's working.

>Gura goes to visit family
>She gets sick and hasn't responded on twitter since 26

There's something wrong

>>13886850
oh god, I should be sleeping too. thanks, listener-san

>>13887057
The Skinwalker Gura GF.

>>13887057
She has diarrhea

any reccs for funeral snacks? gonna be my first one

>>13887141
Shark's liver, a orca favorites.

>>13887141
Do what Gura would have done: the feet cake

>>13886850
Yes rest well Dogo and little shark!

>>13887237
nah that's what chat wants to be done

>>13886274
You will not be forgotten, Shark

I really think she's at the minimum admitted to an hospital or in a coma.

>>13887237
>we're in a church
>in front of the alter is a child-sized coffin with gura in it
>in the pews are chumbuds
>rows upon rows of chumbuds
>all of us with heads down, silent
>in each of our laps are feet cakes, thousands of them

>>13886842
THEY ARE

>>13886274
Relax Gura is fine. Stop overreacting.

>>13887141
Hakarl

>>13886833
No they wouldn't. Gura's barely acknowledged outside hololive's walls.

>>13887723
Perhaps but everyone knows who she is. She definitely brought a lot of people into vtubing. Kind of like one of those mega stars that everyone just accepts is huge even if they don't actively engage with their content like Michael Jackson. People may not have been thinking about him but when he passed away everyone was emotional.

>>13887723
wonder why

>>13887723
>>13887857
chuubas who talk about their love for gura are leeches.
same as musicians talking about their love for MJ. leeches one and all.

A funeral? Nothing but leeches.

>>13887941
meds desu

A friend of mine who works in the Oozora police just sent this crime scene photo to me. They have a suspect, but no evidence.

>>13888053
How many funerals have you been to? No one is there for altruistic reasons.

>>13887941
a gift, keep it

>>13886274
Hololive has a Necromancer, so if the worst happens, no problem. She will come back and show us the stream again.

>>13888119
>No one is there for altruistic reasons.
No shit, who do you think a funeral is for? The person in the casket doesn't care, they're dead.

>>13887857
At best, she'll get some passing messages, but not a full on industry hiatus. She's not that high up in the totem of important VTubers. I can see such a thing for Ai, the Four Kings, maybe Mito and Sora, a few other first gen VTubers, but not Gura.

>>13888112
I bet it was Matsuri.

>>13888397
>if pekora died no one would care because Ai is much more relevant cuz she was first

This is literally how you sound and it's completely fucking retarded.

>>13888580
shut the fuck up you dumb rabbit

>>13888248
Yeah but if they were alive they'd care.

Imagine the EN girls still streaming normally as they cover up Gura's rotting corpse until it's the right time to announce it.

>>13888697
It'd be funny if they did a vtuber Weekend at Bernie's by having mumei pretending to be gura with a sore throat

Fauci killed Gura.

>>13888920
>mumei forgets who she really is
>BECOME GURA

>>13888920
So this is how Mumei gets her revenge.

Stop, I'm scared

>>13888920
kek. do you guys really think mumei sounds like gura? They do seem to have similar speech mannerisms at least.

>>13886826
Wait hold the phone
This isn't gura sex doll right...?

Gura will be fine! She will be back with us soon!

>>13889616
Jack Frost sounds like Gura in SMT V

>>13889616
>>13889673
Cute Gura plush is cute anon!

>>13889713
>Cute Gura plush is cute anon!
I envy you.

>>13889713

Lying as usual

>>13889935
It is cute anon, and well made

>>13889926
It's still cute...

>>13886719
the first e-celeb to get the flu since 2019

>>13888580
Literally no one outside of Hololive cares about Pekora you tourist.
Mito and Sora are way more influential in the shaping of the vtubing scene than Pekora who just rode their coattails and didn't innovate shit.

>>13889972
>>13889979

Lying ass niggas. Kys.

>>13888580
Didn't say nobody would care, just that she's not "industry would stop in its track" level of importance. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

>>13888119
Anglo funerals, you are not people.

>>13890225
Seems you have the unpopular opinion anon...

>>13890154
>>13890226
>no one outside the largest company cares about the largest company

Not only does that not make any sense and is also wrong, but it is also one of the dumbest things posted on this board.

>SHAPING THE SCENE

No one cares about this, it's literally about pure numbers.

>>13886274
Who?

>>13886719
loafy

>>13890310
No one gives a fuck about numbers if your content isn't noteworthy, sorry logan paul fans.

>>13890226
everyone is selfish so yeah probably only holo en and jp will care

>>13890273

Good, now kys.

>>13890310
So not only are you a nu-fag, but also a numberfag. Your opinion on this matter is discarded.

>>13889673
Based.

>be me (vr whore making massive simp bucks)
>Fuck I'm so tired of having to live this psuedo gf lifestyle for tens of thousands of genetic dead ends
>OH FUCK I KNOW! Lightbulb.jpeg
>S-so s-sorry my loyal fans b-but I'm afraid I've gotten sick!
>Just bought myself a week or two off work easy because these nerds will defend me being away and not even cancel their sub out of support since I'm soooo frail and sickly haha
>I am a genius!

>>13890591
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

>>13890591

>be me

No

>>13890591
>be me
stopped reading there

>>13890632
It's okay. As long as you know what a lightbulb looks like just pretend it's floating above her head.

>>13890632

The best post in this whole shitty thread.

>>13890591
(You)

>>13890591
>be
>me

haha

>>13886274
Gura isn't dead. It's obvious that she is celebrating Hanukkah

>>13886274
If she legit dies, do you think that people would spam Mori with "why you took Gura" superchats?

Show some fucking respect. Gura had a lot of health problems this month. She was too weak to even sing. Now she caught some infection because of her weakened immune system. Some complications may actually happen, so don't go making jokes about it.

>>13890812
We’re not making jokes anon, we’re genuinely mourning the inevitable news if her passing

>>13890812
you're the one making jokes about her death

>>13886274
She died of pleasure after cumming on my cock. Sorry, chums

>>13888163
Anon Necromancy is the art of puppetiering corpses. It doesn't bring the dead back to life.

>>13890909
OFFICER THE MURDERER IS OVER HERE!

>>13890754
T-They can't be that retarded...

>>13886274
Can you stop trolling that she's dead? This is a sick joke.

>>13890754
Yes

>Gura will be the first Holo to have died before their 3D debut

>>13891187
>joke

>>13890754
Thanks for the idea.

>>13886274
Wait she is on a break?
Unironically didn't knew

>>13886802
yeah, i've felt like this since day 2 of her absence.

>>13891187
anon i don't know how to tell you this, you have to wake up and face reality

>>13886274
Isn't she a healthy young woman? Does she have some debilitating condition?

>>13891320
>healthy
hahahhahahahhahahahahha

>>13891320
The vaccine retarded her immune system and made it destroy itself
Combined with Gura's poor living conditions it was a recipe for disaster

>>13891320
>young
lol

>>13891187
>trolling
Holy cope

>>13891320
Gura said her feet turn purple in the winter.

>>13886734
>>13886779
wild dogs like coyotes eat their prey ass first
one hell of a way to go

>>13891320
anon she's a frail shut-in, she is not 'healthy'

>>13891334
Omega do something you idiot, teach the girls how to be functional human beings

I can’t believe gargonzola garbonzobean fucking died...

>>13891426
Too busy tweeting and playing XIV, sorry

>>13888920
Fucking lol

>>13891320
yeah, she faints a lot.

>>13891320
>woman
hahahahaha pfffffft

>>13891391
Tell me you are kidding, the concerning is becoming real anons. If the shark die my Oshi will either follow her or graduate

>>13891391
https://www.healthline.com/health/peripheral-cyanosis
>Peripheral cyanosis can signal an issue with your body’s system of delivering oxygen-rich blood to the tissues of your hands and feet. It may also be the result of low oxygen levels in the red blood cells.
>It may also be the result of low oxygen levels in the red blood cells.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>13891501
Nah, I'm serious. She said it early on in one of her early zatsudan streams. Probably around October because I believe she had the Halloween backdrop. She said she doesn't know what it is but wasn't too worried about it. People speculated that it's raynaud's syndrome but obviously she needs to go to a doctor.

>>13886274
RIP Garuda, may you enjoy hoocha'ing in the great ocean in the sky.

>>13890754
No doubt

>>13889616
Every Gura plush is a sex doll anon.

You don't make a plush unless you want to fuck it.

>>13891410
>coyotes
uh oh

I have PhD in bioology and can say with certainty that Gawr Gura suffers from a severe case of "Laziness"

>>13891813
this
just ask /jp/ about fumos

If evil genie came to you, and said that gura in on a verge of death, but he will cure you if you sacrifice your arm and your eye, would you do that? No one will know about your sacrifice, not even Gura.

>there is no good news or bad news, just news
What did Calli mean by this?

Good girls like Gura always go off the rails and have sex marathons that completely ruin them both physically and mentally. She will remember this weekend for the rest of her life.

If evil genie came to you, and said that gura is on a verge of death, but he will cure her if you sacrifice your arm and your eye, would you do that? No one will know about your sacrifice, not even Gura. She will just become healthy, tweet something and continue streaming, and you will live rest of your life as a one-eye, one-arm person.

>>13891893
CALLI YOU KILLED GURA TO BECOME THE #2 VTUBER LET'S GO

>>13891931
Yes.

>>13891376
She's only 22

"Healthy" is another matter.

>>13891931
Of course.

She’s fine, you goobers

>>13892024
>>13892021
>>13891959
>>13891931

Those anons sacrificed their arms and eyes. We will never forget their sacrifice.

>>13892024
Mumers just hasn’t gotten the news yet

>>13891931
How about my dick instead

>>13892092
this, not believing shit until i see it myself or a twitter activity

: (

>>13891813
This

>>13891931
>one-eye, one-arm person
>gura gets healthy
>get to become venom snake
literally no downside to this.

>>13892185
good bait, but im pretty sure tweets usually have the time and date, tip for next time

>>13892185
Jordan

>>13892185
While it is fake, its actually quite fucking dreadful to read.

>>13892217
god just imagine getting to pour your seed into this warm soft cunny every day

>>13892185
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13892228
>becoming venom snake
>no downsides

>>13892185
>has been taken seriously ill
>the privacy of talent
Nice try

>>13892217
Cool Jill Valentine figure!

>>13892228
Every night I can feel my leg.

>>13892185
you forgot to add this

>>13891931
In a heartbeat

>>13886274
Gimme your strongest copium, my heart can't take it

>>13892185
WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>13886274
>always fucks off sundays through tuesdays
>was probably legit sick the 26th and the next couple days
Pretty much normal timeline except for her being sick for so long. At least give her a week you drama queens.

>>13892519
she died painlessly at least

>>13892185
someone with a reddit acc post this on the holo reddit to see how long stays up

>>13892519
She WILL return soon, and she WILL give us a kino return stream.

She's not sick. Joel came over from Wales

>>13892666
I expected better rrats from you, satan

>>13891166
...you sure?

>>13891320
She fainted a lot
She tripped and ruined her table on stream
She's a tiny eater
She has throat problem just by singing twice a month
She often has sleep paralysis
Gooruh I don't feel so good...

>>13891931
You can take more than that

>>13892760
>faints a lot
>feet turns blue on winter
That looks like some oxigen/circulatory problem, the coof may be dangerous to her...

>>13892666
This isn't Watame we're talking about

>>13892603
i knew this was going to become an ogeyface

>>13892927
that's why people shouldn't joke about it.

>>13892305
seeing this for real would break my heart

>>13890754
I've been memeing about it but if it did happen shit would be beyond depressing for everyone involved, only ass holes would do shit like that.

>>13891564
Combined with the vax Gura is fucked.

salman

>>13886274
shes jewish bro it's hannukah

>>13892661
My dear Gooruh, pls be safe

>>13890754
I wish I could say people are better than that, but judging by the fact the ironmouse Cali meme exists I feel like people will make the unfunny "jokes" when she dies, and something tells me the joke will be made if any vtuber dies. Makes me feel bad for Cali.

>>13892185
Stop trying to make people panic about Gura

>>13892557
its fake idiot

how many suicides if she dies?

>>13891931
As a cumbud I would

>>13893568
+1

>>13893568
if she got vaccinated shell be fine bro

>>13893568
I might actually do it considering the parasocial relationship I formed and my clinical depression.

>>13893568
I'll get the jab and die a painful death

>>13893568
It was a fun ride, cumbuddies

>>13893568
I'm already dead inside so I guess I'll just be more broken.

>>13889888
>>>/discord/

>>13893568
I hate this world anyway

>>13893568
god I can't wait for the overall board quality to shoot up once she's announced dead

>>13893568
Probably will quit my job and reflect on life

>>13890754
of course

>>13890754
I'll make sure of it

So this is what they meant by "Gura Killer"

She will always live on in our hearts

>>13886274
why does god hate us

>>13886802
noooo not the virus with a 99.999998% chance of surviving

>>13886274
If such a thing were the case, the other Holomems would know about it. And they will not be able to contain themselvs.

>>13894237
they're pros, they wouldn't let it show

>>13894214
You're forgetting Gura has several health issues before this happened

>>13891320
>healthy
>vtubers

Keep on ripbozoposting. This cunt is shir

>>13893568
governments would launch a suicide prevention campaign immediately.

>>13894406

Nah

>>13891354
the only correct answer here
fact is, cunts left and right have been dying from this jab and it was only a matter of time before it happened to someone semi-famous. I'll never forgive them for taking her away from us.

>>13892760
Anon, do you have a link with timestamp to the stream where she tripped?

i hope gura wont see this thread since it gives stage 4 cancer.

but who was killer?

uhh chumbuds...

>>13894594
She died for our sins.

>>13894542
There are about 10+
Not sure which one

Honestly, fuck you all. I was doing just fine not thinking about this, and now because of you fuckers I'm going to be worried until we hear from her again.

>>13894594
>half a million sharks
Isn't that a MASSIVE portion of the world population?

>>13886719
she catched the vaxx

>>13888995
the return of /BECOME/...?!

>>13894737
and yet it clearly wasnt enough that our dear Gura had to give her life to save us all

>>13894785
checked and kek'd

>>13894475
It's clipped, not hard to find on jewtube

>>13891320
>healthy
>is half vegan because she can't cook meat

looks like the pipe bomb i left in her mailbox worked

>>13894737
there are only a few thousand big sharks left, but a lot more small ones.

>>13895064
>We kill 100 million shrks each year
jfc

Sorry bros, looks like the chinks got her.

the real gura killer was covid all along...

>>13893483
jewrah

For better or for worse, she's a pillar of the western vtubing scene.

full hololive minecraft funeral,

>>13891423
Shut ins don't get transmittable viral diseases conjured out of thin air, it's literally impossible. So the only logical conclusion is that she's been frequently getting sick because she's spending too much time in close contact with other people, which also explains why she's not streaming much.

>>13893483
this

>>13890754
If someone is able to send her superchats about their own grandma getting escorted by her, then I wouldn't put it past them to do that with gura.

>>13895015
Why she can't? Meat is quite easy to cook , you just need either oil and a frying pan or a pot with water

>>13895835
she's vegan

good news you guys
https://floridapolitics.com/archives/476616-thanksgiving-south-florida-low-covid-ates/

>>13893568
ame

Don't get all fucking gloomy you idiots. Sharkie will come back to us don't let the rrats get to ya.

>>13890754
Let's not forget she pushed the vaxx on Gura too

>>13895910
It's a good thing doxxniggers are completely retarded.

>>13892185
>israel

>>13896229

>>13892760
plenty of old cancer patients survived covid

She died before doing the smashkart51 collab.... Sad

>>13888697
>Gura's rotting corpse
The things I'd do to have fun with that

>>13894594
Ohnonono

Nuxfag tourists must really desperate for material now that their Happening isn't happening, huh.

>>13896802
The cost of healthcare in burgerland is massive

>>13886274
It's just the 'rona, she'll be back in 2 weeks

>>13897647
It's only massive due to moralism. The idea of caring about spic immigrants and retard nigs that don't pay into the system and simply leech off of it.

>>13892185
Maybe learn how to write an official tweet so it will be more believable next time?

>>13892185
western smell coming from this is hard not to notice. Don't even need to check to say it's fake, and you deserve ban for it.

>>13888112
Lole F

>>13897733
basado
https://streamable.com/nfhy5d

>>13897733
You have to keep your electoral audience alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZwSzGYtvWg

>>13898066
Anon Gura is died

>>13897733
Dubs of truth. It's so expensive because they care for you first and ask you to pay later.

>>13897733
yeah bro, blame the spics and nigs and not the government-subsidized meth dealers! that's totally a genius idea that couldn't possibly backfire!

>>13898413
you mean they waste your time with consultations first, then ask you to pay, then refer you to someone else, then ask you to pay again, then ultimately pressure you into taking some form of prescription drugs which don't fix your problem and only moderately treat some of the symptoms, leading to more long-term health complications and dependency, THEN when they've charge you so far up the ass that you're actually unable to afford it, they sell your personal information to a collection agency and try to bleed out as much remaining money as you have before the statute expires in a decade, provided you don't accidentally answer "yes" to any of their underhanded debt acknowledgement questions that they slip into every single interaction with their shitty hospital system.

i'm sorry her ovulating period is longer than usual.

we're trying for our second child.

>>13898530
Still better than the europoors

>Gura is MIA
>Omega is heading out somewhere
he went to check on her to see wtf is going on. I assume she hasn't contacted anyone in a while. Also as someone who had a bad flu it lasts 3-4 days +3-4 when you alive but still sick. It's too early to bury her yet.

>>13898590
your life expectancy has declined to such an extent that it is currently lower than that of Cuba, and it keeps getting lower.
the only portion of your population that is actually seeing an increase in their quality of life is your very own cabal of spinal fluid guzzling pedophilic vampires.

>>13898672
Omega is in burgerland? i thought he was a Euro

>>13898695
Lol have fun getting beheaded by muhamed next week then getting bombed by the ruskies after that

>>13898711
This is why it gonna take so long.

>>13898499
If you wanted me to write a thesis rather than one of the main problems with our medical system you should have asked first.

The privatization of medicine, an incredibly sue happy nation when it comes to mistakes (regardless of their severity), monetary compensation given to doctors from drug manufacturers. The list goes on from prescribing drugs rather than dealing with a problem in a more natural function making patients dependent on said drugs and exacerbating the opioid crisis, a social program that has no basis on the reality of current age demographics, the problem with free health care for illegals and leeches of course. I could go on but it's late and I have to try to sleep or at least try and not worry about my oshi.

>>13898733
While we get shot by mohammeds, you get shot by your own fellow citizens, much better

>>13898812
>europoors don't know the cowboy lifestyle
SAD!

>>13892024
>phasmophobia with gura
>she is the ghost

Wow, really distasteful mumei

>>13898749
your population of "illegal aliens" make up less than 10% of your demographics, I guarantee they are not the cause of your retarded healthcare prices. just the fact that you people focus on something soo ridiculously inconsequential just shows how thoroughly ideology has rotten the American brain.

If Gura is dead I'll just hate myself a little bit more.

>>13886274
So that's what the cleaner's job really is, cleaning the mess to make room for the new cunny king.
>Chloe: This vtuber world doesn't need 2 cunny kings

>>13898995
Idiotic to believe the US official demographics when spics are constantly labeled as white. The illegal population is at the very least 20% if not 30% of the US total population with nigs coming to about 13-15% of the population. To ignore demographics and shift to blame towards a larger entity because its "easier, nicer, more egalitarian" is destined for failure on the scale of Zimbabwe and South Africa. No medical system will save either of those two countries.

>>13899076
stop worrying about dumb shit, she is going to be okay, it's a scientific fact that cunny tubas never die.

>>13899171
proofs?

>>13899171
Anon it's just some butthurt europoor upset that a dune coon fucked his sister.

>>13890632
Thread should've ended here because this is the only time I laughed

>>13898956
This means Gura is still alive.

>>13893235
When people write memes about her ded the negative energy is going to her. Make a cute get well cards.

>>13886274
Can't belive Sakamata-san really killed her ,I hope her liver tasted good.

>>13899242
As fear induced preconceived notions of deportations and because of the unavailability to accurately track illegals these statistics will always have a margin of error. Still they show a much larger anchor baby population than the 10% you claimed.

>>13899319
True but I hate retards that try to use astroturfing tactics in order to lull people into obvious half-truths at best.

>>13887307
Meds

>>13890591
>VR whore
>Simp

Go back to r*ddit faggot

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS GURA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>13890754
>Supa chat
>MORI MY FUCKING SHARK DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>>13893568
millions

>>13886274
She hasn't streamed for 5 (F I V E) days and you're all acting as if her corpse is already decomposing. Take your meds deranged schizos

>>13901539
That's how corpses work retard

rushia should bring her back

>>13901665
>3-5 days after death — the body starts to bloat and blood-containing foam leaks from the mouth and nose
soon we will enter the next stage when the body turns from green to red, as the blood decomposes and the organs in the abdomen accumulate gas - my personal favourite stage

ANONS, YOUR OSHI DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chumbuds are truly the worst fanbase

What am I even reading. I love this board.

>5 (five) whole days
>not a single tweet
guys, i think its actually fucking over and im going to cry

>>13903032

Good

Day 5!
Give it up for day 5!

>>13886719
Loafers is the first to knowingly catch it, but who knows how many behind the scenes caught it.
I worry it has fucked her up permanently and she doesn't realize it yet, annoying complications, especially those that take you out, have an extremely high incidence of permanent damage that usually only gets found a few months later, either because they died, or went to hospital before it killed them.

>>13903527
is loafers Iofi or a nickname I don't know about?

>>13903665
Pretty much exclusive to here, probably.
All from the extension of Iofi = Lofi that people regularly thought. Stupid shitty fonts and their terrible letters.

>>13903706
yeah, figured as much
it was the most logical one but I don't read her threads much so I hadn't seen it before