/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love Gura more!

gura is okay

I'm in love with Gura!

Missed the GTA stream (was out shopping and watching House of Gucci with the actual wife), pretty stoked to watch it now

Tell me chumbuds, when can we feasibly expect another cover or original on her channel?

>>13998278
NOW

>>13998337
OH SHIT!!!

>You are out with Gura
>Suddenly you need to piss real bad
>You rush to the bathroom
>Gura waits for you outside
>You come out of the bathroom
>Gura T-poses and pisses her pants to asset dominance
What do you do?

>>13998403
Lick her clean, obviously

>>13997889
>last stream
>>Wow Gura might be the best driver out of every Holo that has played GTA.
>This stream
>>Is Gura fucking drunk?

>>13998278
I don't think even she knows the answer to that. She's said some things a long time ago that indicated stuff was in the pipeline, but nothing really came of it. Pretty sure everything we've heard hints about is either stuck in development hell or cancelled.

i really like that hoodie color filter she set up

>>13998593
She looks good in purple

>>13998593
She's no longer wearing her stinky blue hoodie...

If you got to go shopping with Gura would you push her around like this?

>>13998733
Of course

>>13998733
I'd put her with her cuncun facing me instead

Gura's pockets look really full, what do you think she keeps in them?

>>13998593
>Gura says she got hell from management for "unapproved modifications" to her model
how would you react?

>>13998986
potatoes

>>13998467
Gura only drives carefully when it's her car.

>>13998986
eggs

>>13998991
that would not change my opinion of management

>>13998986
Me and a couple other shrimp.
We're her emergency snacks.

>>13998991
I'd go mega Karen, and id go all the way up to Yagoo, and bitch untill I get arrest for breaking into Yagoo's house or Gura gets a pass to change her hoodie colors.

>>13999015
>drives around like a maniac in the rain
>starts driving like a granny following speed limits once she mods her car
She's so cute

>>13998986
Bathwater in one, and pizza in the other.

>>13998467
She was playing with keyboard and mouse this time, and I guess different cars require different handling

>>13998403
Mating press

>>13998278
Cover song with Bae around Christmas is my guess.

>>13999251
>[situation involving gura]
>"what do you do?"
Mating press is always the answer. Always.

>>13999251
>>13999374
I prefer Pronebone

>>13998991
>how would you react?
wake up and stop coming to this place because the underage schizo's fanfics are starting to affect my dreams

Was it just me or was Gura weirdly excited in the GTA stream when Air Force was mentioned?

why is Gura not retweeting the omocat merch, she hates it?

>>13999510
as a nuclear submarine captain she works with the united states air force in joint exercises

>>13999510
why would it be weird, flying planes is cool

>>13999536
She wants her chumbies to not look like wizards.

https://streamable.com/nfhy5d

Gura is the love of my life. Goodnight chumbies.

>>13998278
All I want is an original song by her in fucking English, that shows off her voice in the same way her Skyfall cover does, is that too much to ask?

>>13999684
night chumbie, and same desu

>>13999704
it literally is. just listen to her karaoke streams.

>>13997889
I-Is she okay?

>>13999704
Your best bet is rap if you want an original song in English.

>>13999941
End of a Life wasn't rap and that was both English and good, Gura has a far better voice too so I don't see why she couldn't pull of something similar

>>13999704
We'll get it in 2023.

I like Green Gura.

>>14000000
I'm sorry fellow chumbuds, it's over.

>>14000246
ogey

>>13999704
>that shows off her voice in the same way her Skyfall cover does
strictly prohibited by cover production standards

>>13999704
No, you get tinny, overproduced shit that's 90% in Japanese

>mama shark didn't let her watch grim adventures
she's going to have a heart attack if she watches the gta streams

>>13998467
more proof that green gura is a different VA

>>14000246
I doomposted for the lulz so much these past few days that I almost ended up actually believing it.

>>14000425
go tell that to her then, faggot
talents have a lot of say in originals and covers they make

>>14000488
She does not know this guy. I feel bad for Gura.

>>14000641
No because I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings, faggot, I just want her to play to her strengths

My Ikea finally got a Blahaj in stock. All is right with the world.

>>14000641
i have a hard time believing this because surely there'd be at least a handful of songs that made it through without being horrifyingly overproduced. cover is absolutely blocking anything that isn't.

>>14000743
Nice, I hope to get mine soon.

>>14000743
your long quest is finally over...

>>14000738
if you superchat it in a respectful way, i don't see how her feelings would be hurt

>>14000760
uh huh, you're ignoring the part where they shoved together myth or treat and gura reached out to farhan for instrumentals and mixing. if she really wanted to put out an english cover/og that sounded like her karaoke she would do it.

>>14000236
american kusa = weed

>>14000809
no anon
you don't get it
shark can do no wrong
always management reeee

>>14000743
Fucking based, I keep refreshing the page every day... T-T

>>14000236
choose your starter

>>14000867
i choose the one that has a knife

>>14000760
she only has a handful of songs out in the first place
only 1 is really overproduced(matsuri collab)
the rest are pretty great(aikotaba is sounds right for a vocaloid cover)

>>14000743
>>14000854
just checked and saw that I can get one at my local ikea now. Might go and do that at some point

>>14000867
Gotta go with the blue one. Gura is a water type after all.

>>14000867
classic shark best shark fuck everything else

>>14000976
The genuine ones on eBay are going for insane prices, like $50-100, there are some $20-30 fake chink ones too so beware, best to just get them from Ikea whenever they are in stock

>>14001059
$50-100 is insane to you?
must be hard being a poorfag

>>14001094
He probably just means it's insane compared to the usual $17.99 price, though it's not really surprising when they've been so hard to find.

>>14001094
>$50-100 is insane to you?
For a toy shark that costs $16 retail, yes

Did you prefer green or purple, chumbies? I liked the green hoodie a lot more than I thought I would, and it's pretty festive for this time of year too.

I'm sorry for being an illiterate retard that can't read a thread title.

>>14001094
When the price of the plush is $17.99 a mark up to 50-100 that is a bigger make up percentage wise than a PS5.

>>14001251
the purple she picked is literally my favorite color

>>14001251
She needs to keep the green but color the inside of the hood red

>Phasmo tomorrow
They should just play DbD instead.

>>14001251
The green, but both were great. Two of my favorite colors.

>>14001271
it's 30 cad here in canada, feelscadman

>>14001322
Nah. I hope gura plays in VR and we get to see smol Gura or dino Gura again.

>>14001190
That's sometimes just how shit works. Several of my ~150 dollar figures would resell for 800+

>>14001402
doubt she'll do VR while still recovering
hopefully doesn't even

>>14001290
You're a fucking genius,

>>13998403
I dive under her and don't let a single drop of it hit the ground.

come and rest your boners with gura

>>14001618
I'll rest my boner in gura.

>>14001418
I have a few figures myself that are worth a lot more than when I got the even with me taking them out of the box, but I'd argue there is a difference between a limited figure and a plush that Ikea makes more of. I mean If you know fire emblem I got that Camilla statue that goes for between 900-1,000, and the Elise nendorid that goes for over 200 now. Also a lot more obscure, but I also have the three La Purcell tactics figures, oh and don't have it in hands, but I got a preorder for the Gura nendorid, but idea of a unlimited plush going for that much is crazy to me. Even as a collector myself. I do wonder though if Gura is the main reason the plush is in such high demand.

>Go take a nap
>Stream ends shortly after
Oh nyo~!

>>14001906
I wouldn't doubt Gura having a noticeable impact on the recent sales, but the thing has been memed heavily by people since like 2016-ish, so she's definitely not the only reason.

>>14001906
The blahaj became a meme a while ago, then the superbowl shark revived the meme, then Gura revived it again, but at a time when they were considering discontinuing it and not producing more of them, just selling old stock so stocks are low due to lack of production and unexpected demand, but by next year as they are no longer discontinuing it the stocks will be high again and the eBay market will no longer exist, that's why I haven't paid over the odds for one on eBay yet

>>14001906
Decided to look up a few old trading cards I have for kicks. Apparently the Clefable promo I got 20 years ago goes for $200-$350 now, so that's neat.

god i miss the original gura
this new VA is pretty close but doesn't hit the same

>>14002184
Please at least post cute Gura pics with your shitposts, thank you.

>>14002136
Lucky. I have a promo card from around 10 years ago that today?
Worth 20-60 cents mint.

>>14001906
Yeah absolutely. Figures always come with the artificial scarcity attached to them while the Blahaj is a mass produced product. I'm didn't want to say it's the same but its definitely similar. Especially now that it seems like Blahaj might be discontinued in places

>>14000743
Thanks for the notice, brotato. I was certain that they were all gone for good, but the closest IKEA has them in stock after half a year. Christmas shark soon.

>>14002099
Yeah, I feel similarly about the PS5 I have been unlucky, and have not gotten one for retail price, but I refuse to pay scalpers after how long they have been doing this shit. I hope they get stuck with a bunch of PS5s have to sale most them for under retail, and the end up losing money in the end.

I know covid and shit kind of just made the perfect storm for this to happen, but it has really gotten old at this point.

>>14002229
i don't have a cute collection saved, it's all in my twitter likes gomen

If I treat my blahaj really well is it possible that it will transform into acute shark girl that loves me for christmas?

>>14002367
There's no harm in trying.

>>14002312
I've been wanting to build a new pc but I refuse to pay anything over msrp for a 3000 series gpu. The next set of cards will probably be out before I get one

>>14002242
I guess it really does depend on if Ikea makes more or not. Guess meme power should never be underestimate, but they would be stupid not to make more.

>>14002367
You might have better luck if you get a Gura daki and hope it comes to life

>>14002242
They have backtracked on that, Ikea UK now saying it won't be discontinued anymore but they won't have new stock for a while

>>14002387
Yeah, I got dell optiplex 7010 a bit ago because I heard it is easy to modify, and I wanted to learn how to handle pc parts before spending a lot on a big mama pc because I'm scared I'll fuck it up. Sad thing is it got the blinking orange light of death before I got around to getting it a graphics card, and worst of all I can't find where I put the warranty papers. Thinking of contacting seller, and asking if the sticker on the side is good enough, but maybe it's a blessing in disguise I did want to learn pc parts, and do to how the orange light blinks I know there are only three problems it could be, maybe I should just fix it by hand with a YouTube videos help.

>>14002331
It's not too late to download a few.

>>14002136
I've been meaning to look up prices of my old Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh cards, all I know is a bet my mom regrets tossing out my og first edition blue eyes white dragon. I make sure to look it up, and tell her how much it is worth, and tell her everytime she says anything about trading cards.

How was the stream

>>14002745
is there any script or tool that runs through twitter bookmarks or likes and downloads them all properly?

>>14002814
I give it a 7.5 out of 10. Assuming you use a 5 as an average Gura stream. In other words worth going out of your way to watch the vod.

>>14002814
short, frustrating at times but overall fun

>>14002859
I'm about 90% certain that this stream was above her average time.
In fact, I'm going to go make a speadsheet to check.

>>14002367
Get a Gura dakimakura - you won't regret it. The experience is like nothing else. I cannot stop cuddling with her. It's intoxicating.

>>14002814
Gura was cute as all hell, and there were a bunch of yabe moments in-game that were really fun to see her react to.

>>14001344
Sleep tight buddy.

>>14002814
It was decent but Gura seemed annoyed during the stream. Just didn't seem like herself. She was a lot happier in the member stream yesterday

>>14003817
She got too many bandaids. She's just putting them on for fun at that point.

>>14003910
You underestimate how frail and prone to injury she is.

>>14003910
No those are from when I beat and cut her for my own amusement

Don't believe anon's lies. This GTAV stream was as great as the last one. The gap moe between Gura cute and all of the criminal activity in the game was wonderful.

>>14004050
Her scream when she saw Trevor having sex was probably one of my all time favourite Gura screams

Love Gura.
Admire Gura.

>>14003578
too bad chat nerfed them with their REEEEEE YABEEEE CENSOR

>>14004256
Is there even anything bad enough to get flagged in the story? Sure if you get a private strip dance but everything else is fine, surely?

>>14003147
i'm still waiting

>>14003478
First time with a waifu pillow? I remember when I got mine a few years back I was uncontrollably softly giggling.

>>14003893
As she said, she's feeling doN because of game perms

>>14004278
it's fine and other holos have streamed it without le censor
fucking chat is a bunch of crybabies ruining peak comedy

>>14003893
>didn't seem like herself
i don't want to be that guy but 50/50 chance green gura isn't the same as blue gura

>>14004301
Yeah but that means she didn't really want to play GTA and was down because she couldn't play the game she really wanted to. I thought she loved it

>>14004282
Just finished all streams up to February 2021.
Current Average is 2:38:18.
Will post compared to the overall average and compared to the last 3, 2, and 1 months when complete. As well as the spreadsheet.

>>14004368
>down because she couldn't play the game she really wanted to.
Why would they stop her from playing Minecraft like that?

>>14004016
Accidentally cracking one of Gura's ribs from hugging her too tight!
Taking Gura to the ER at 3:20 A.M.!
Apologizing profusely while waiting to see the doctor!
Babying Gura in every way possible for the next week!
Getting high with Gura using her leftover painkillers once she's better!

>>14003893
Bullshit. Did you even watch the stream? She clearly had a lot of fun from start to finish

>>14002136

To add on to this >>14002762 I did not look anything up, but looked at my old cards to take a trip down memory lane, anyone remember when Naruto tried to get in on the card craze I forgot I had a really cool looking Gaara card, and Haku card no idea if they're worth anything but got hit with some hard nostalgia it was nice.

>>14004368
You schizos really never sleep

>>13997889
Gura is back, i was to drunk to watch the stream, sorry Goombus

>>14004451
She was clearly not herself and seemed agitated during a lot of it. Did you even watch the stream?

>>14004152
Me too. Timestamp:
https://youtu.be/4kUKOKIMG9o?t=2833

>>14004491
Wednesday schizo shit all over all you yes men retards. I loved it

>>14004594
Still waiting on that schedule he promised

>>14004594
>>14004611
>exactly one minute apart

>>14004561
So glad the faggots who scream for censorship did not ruin this one.

>>14004557
it is pretty clear it is you who did not watch the stream since she had fun from start to finish and there was nothing out of the ordinary about her behaviour besides that she was still a little sick, take your medication please

>>14004557
Agitated? That was some good and typical gamer rage and something she shows frequently when playing games. Just admit that you did not watch the stream, you do not watch Gura and that you are just a typical schizo shitposting retard.

>>14004699
Yes man alert. She was annoyed and irritated during a lot of the stream. Why Why do you think she abruptly ended the stream. Fucking retard

>>14004757
She was annoyed and agitated. You could tell. Compare it to her first GTA stream. This one was meh. Abruptly ends the stream. She loved it

>>14004762
>>14004807
are you autistic, by chance?

>>14004284
Yes, but also first time loving someone like this regardless of 2D or 3D. Wouldn't have even considered a daki for anyone else before Gura.

>>14004762
>Why do you think she abruptly ended the stream
She ended the stream after completing a major mission that shifts the story location back to the city and after modding and saving her car. If she had continued beyond that she would've had to take the car she just saved back out of the garage and start a new chapter of the game, it felt like a very natural stopping point after 3 and a half hours.

>>14005055
My heart

>>14004925
Wow! She would have had to drive a car to a new mission. Keep making excuses. She ain't gonna fuck you

I'm trying to play DMC. You faggots need to post cute Guras so that I don't have to take care of the thread myself.

>>14004843
WOW! You figured out I posted the same response. What a genius

>DbD
Soon, Gura will collab with Laplus

>>14005078
It really is precious, isn't it? We need more Gura daughter art.

>>14005154
>shortest member of hololive
>shortest member of hololive EN
It's gonna be fucking lit.

>>14005154
I wish.

>>14005079
Excuses for what? I'm saying the choice was between stopping after 3 and a half hours or starting another part of the game where there may not be a good stopping point for an additional hour or so, and she probably didn't feel up to that. If you want to be irrationally angry because she didn't want to keep streaming for another hour, you do you, everyone else enjoyed the stream, including Gura.

>>14005223
Why are you arguing with bait?

Stop replying to bait. Post cunny instead.

>>14005241
For my own sanity. But that's why I posted the cookie shark, so I wasn't just replying to the schizo but also contributing..

>>14005154
I don't like it I think the horns look stupid and why the fuck is there a bird on its head, also it just speaks in Chinese or something the whole time so I can't understand nothing whats being said

I know it's best to ignore bait but this guy has been trying to force this baffling "Gura was annoyed" headcanon all night when if anything she had a lot of good energy for being sick. I just don't get what goes on in these people's heads.

>>14005271
It was a nice picture that I didn't have saved yet. Even so, don't give them (You)'s.

>>14005376
>I just don't get what goes on in these people's heads.
Cute Guras. Rent Free. 24/7.

>>14005223
She didn't enjoy it or she wouldn't have quit so suddenly. She didn't enjoy her time with the game today. Gura is getting rammed by bbc right now. How does that make you feel?

Night chumbies

And the /v/fag shows his true colors, of course

>>14005534
Shark dreams, chumbie.

>>14005376
Still, don't reply. Other people have brains and can tell the same things you can. Don't worry about people who missed the stream being misled, if they were on the fence about watching a vod they're faggots anyway.

Iroha has 30k viewers playing jump King right now, sad when the lowest council mogs the shark playing a buff game

I need to fluff her ears.... maybe I should get a cat too.

>>14005376
>big dumb horns
>stupid fucking pigeon always there
>doesn't know a word of English
>talking in moonspeak at Gura the entire time
>Gura forcing her kouhai to do all the bitchwork
This would unironically be an amazing DbD collab.

>>14004370
>>14004282
Overall Average stream length, considering all Archived Gaming streams: 3:06:58
Yesterday's GTA Stream length: 3:26:48

The ONLY monthly averages the stream wouldn't have beaten are:
April 2021
May 2021
July 2021
August 2021

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kbpH6P6y0sD1wqKakzT6ZJBHlx8nhDUH/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=104914176936620119186&rtpof=true&sd=true

>>14005703
I personally really like holox so far, I wish that they would talk about Gura a bit, they seem to have talked about a few of the en members.

>>14005746
Based non-tribal numberfagging

>>14005755
They have no reason to. She hasn't even watched their debuts or said much of anything about them, herself. Let alone contacted them. If they do say anything, it'll be the standard Gura cute.

I love Gura. And I love her shark butt.

>>14005867
why are her eyes cracked?

>>14005872
it looks cool

>>14005872
because Gura cute.

I love this girl so much.

Cute

>>14005624
>Iroha
>Council
Hello retard

I dropped my load to Gura.

Is green gura gamer gura

>>14006119
As long as it wasn't in another girl, you can be forgiven.

>>14006210
Cumming in another girl while thinking about Gura is among the most based things you can do.

>>14006229
Fair enough.

>>14006210
It wasn't. Gura is the only woman in my life.

>>14005746
So her avg declined recently

>>14006394
Same desu. Unless you count her friends. I love them in the same way that Gura loves them.

>>13998467
She smoked a joint, why do you think she was green? The only more "on the nose" option would have been purple.

>>14006591
Why would purple be associated with weed or drinking?

Look at her shoulder. I want to kiss every inch of it.

>>14006655
Based innocent kid

People drink cough syrup to get high and the most popular variety was purple

>>14006762
Dammit. I never thought of myself as seiso, but this keeps happening.

>>14006655
Grape Ape, it's named after a cartoon monkey but boy it's no monkey.

Gura is not ogey

I love gura so much
https://youtu.be/4kUKOKIMG9o?t=3025
did any other girl do this

>>14006862
God almighty. Look at Gura's teeny, tiny hand on Botan's cheek. She's so little. I just wanna pick her up and squeeze her.

Morning

Gura cute!

Gura so unbelievably cute

>>14007152
tummy was made for raspberries

>>14007043
Play GTAV? Most holo girls have.

>>14007207
nah killed johnny's girlfriend

It's a dance party pull out your best dancing Guras!

>>14007174
post some Gura tummies

When the Gura nendoroid comes out we'll finally know if she's wearing shorts or just panties underneath the hoodie.

>>14007207
Timestamp: running over the meth whore.

>>14007297
>it's a mosaic under there

>>14007272

>>14007297
Judging track record of nendoroid's with unknown underwear under their skirts it will most likely be white panties.

>>14007272
Check these moves!

>>14007279

>>14007272
Go Gura go go go GO!

You get to take Gura out to eat, where do you take her?

>>14007297
The answer is very short black spats. Another anon pointed out that you can see a little bit of them in this pic. There's always a chance that they could change them before the official Gura nendo is released though.

>>14007751
you can see them a bit her too

>>14007641
Saved, and I realized that I have less than 100 Gura tummy pics. Someone please save my wretched soul.

I guess I'm the only chumbud left to post Gura tummy. You cowards need to save more Gura pics to post when necessary. Speaking from experience.

>>14008686
Sorry, I'm at work and can't help out

>>14008838
>say you're at work
>favorite with a u
I guess it checks out... for now at least.

>>14009127
I'm a kraut

>>14008686

My condolences. Post more Gura tummy As soon as you can, friend. Gotta go soon myself.

Can we have a discussion about the state of Gura's health? She's literally sick multiple times every single month. Often for en entire week or two too so it's gotta be pretty serious? Has she ever addressed it?

>>14009454
meant to be a reply to >>14009169

>>14009512
nah post cute stuff instead

gawr tummy

>>14009512
she died. The decepticon virus took her last weekend. What we watched earlier was Kiara with a voice changer

Gura's cute, adorable belly that's literally made to blow raspberries on!

>>14009512
The rate at which she gets sick is a little worrying for an adult. Even if she's only been on land for a relatively short time. Might have just been a crappy year for her immune system. Also, who knows how much damage her semi-vegan diet does to her health. The energy drinks that Gura just stopped drinking might have been providing essential nutrients that she's now desperately lacking. Hopefully, she figures it out without too much trouble.

>>14009628
I feel like a a gaywad for not having more Gawr tummy to share. I hope this sort of counts. If you have any Gawr tummy, then post it.

>>14011085

I don't care for gura's tummy

>>14011388
Liar.

>>14011363
God, I wish that Blahaj was me.

>>14009512
She's just a whiny baby. Flu was the only time she got sick for real.

I’m playing Four Swords Adventures, need three more. I’m picking green Link of course

>>14011689
flu can absolutely destroy or even kill you anon
people die from it every year

>>14011755
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di

>>14009512
>Often for en entire week or two too
not even true

>>14009512
There are atleast 8 other VAs on queue since the gura curse keeps killing them off, don't worry too much anon

>>14012224
she got sick on the 27th of november and during her latest GTA stream she said she still had sniffles but "were on the mend". before that she was sick on the 10th of november. i should really start tracking this like we do with her menses because obviously some chumbuds are living in denial.

>>14012309
she was sick for more than a week exactly ONCE and that was from the 27th until now

Gura looks so cute in T-shirts

>>14012309
You are still lying and are exaggerrating things because you obviously have an agenda, fakebud. Before the current sick period Gura never was sick for more than 4 days and not once for two weeks. You are cleary trying to spread alse information in hope nobody checks your bullshit.

>>14012638
what would i possibly gain from convincing people that she's sick for a few days more than she actually is? take your fucking meds schizobud, holy fuck

>still no fanart the shark in her zentorno

>>14012712
>2 weeks
>a few days more
just stop, your only manage to dig yourself deeper

α

pizza

>>14012804
you're talking about digging myself deeper, but you're the one who is taking half of a sentence out of context and pretending that's all i was saying. you're really fucking weird and creepy. the thought of living in the same world as you and perhaps meeting you randomly on a street is making me never want to leave my apartment again.

>>14000867
swamp gura. matches my fantasy of slob gura

>>14013532
you sound desperate now
again: stop

>>14013532
NTA but what is there to take out of context? You threw around in your first post that she was often sick for "a week or two". Then you try to downplay this totall false statement. That is all I see here.

>>14013532
pills now por favor

When's the collab?

>>14013912
Either GST+1 or +1.5

>>14013812
getting drugged by a loli seems like a schizo kink for sure

>>14013756
"often a week or two" is what i said, while he's pretending that i said she's always sick for 2 weeks. i can't help you if you don't see the difference i'm afraid.

>>14013912
Based on Fauna's listing, it's 1 hour later than the usual time. I think Gura mentioned also wanting to do something else after complaining about permissions not going through but I'm not sure if that's a promise or more like a suggestion.

>>14014175
She clearly said "maybe", so there.

>>14014149
>he's pretending that i said she's always sick for 2 weeks
that is nothing more than your own retarded interpretation of my words, I highlighted the mere fact that you are lying and exeggarrating

>>14014487
it's literally what you said, i didn't interpret anything anon...

>>14014149
But she's never been sick a full 2 weeks, retard. Here's your (You).

>>14014499
it is not, stop trying to make excuses and read the thread again you moron

>>14014499
>>14014149
She's literally never been sick for 2 weeks and you will look like a nigger no matter what you say after a retarded statement like that. Just drop it.

>>14014539

This thread is deficient in cute Guras

King Cover less than 22k to 12 million views, less than 2k likes to 600k likes. 12 million should happen today, most likely before the collab stream starts.

>>14014936
I just wish Gura would realease another song soon. It is a shame that she only has 1 and a half songs on her channel despite being such a talented singer. I do not even demand an OG song, a cover would be enough.

>>14014738
Here's one!

>>14015046
She will probably release something or be involved in a song that gets released this month. Even if she doesn't, just gotta be patient. The King cover took forever to come out due to wanting art from LAM, and it was worth the wait

>>14000976
Both of the Ikea near me said they had some in stock and neither had any when I went. I would call ahead to make sure if I were you. They said they didn't know when they would get more.

>>14014738
Here's a classic one.

>>14014738
All guras are cute, even this one

>>14015878
Delet this.

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>>14015902
It's not my fault that your oshi sucks dicks

>>14016064
Yeah, mine.

>>14014539
>>14014521
>>14014506
welp, her blood is on your hands when she succumbs to her disease.

>>14016127
^
and this guy calls others schizos

>>14016127
What disease? Cuteabetes?

Good morning, I love Gura

>>14016127
I'll make sure to lick my fingers clean afterwards.

>>14016440
Rise and shine

>>14016440
Quite interesting. I happen to love Gura as well too.

what time is the collab?

>>14016157
i'm not sure if you're aware of this, but there can be more than one schizo, anon. it's not some title only a single person can hold at a time.

Catching up to yesterday's VOD;
>gura lands the plane
How will teamates ever recover?
Jokes aside, gura is killing it in GTA V. Can't wait for more streams of this game.

>>14009512
Yes, she's going to die and its all your fault you schizo, she's going to die of every horrible disease you can think of and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>14017301
>gura lands the plane
>fails the mission immediately after
I died

>>14017386
Sasuga same-desunya-tan

Ohasame. Anyone else immediately put on a vod in the morning to wake up to her voice? It's basically guaranteed for me to start the day in a good mood.

>>14017626
I have her alarms for that

>>14017386
To be fair, I failed a lot of missions in GTAV due to nitpicky mission design. I even failed just like Gura in the burning the meth lab mission brcause I missed a dot.

>>14017645
Yeah the alarms are great, but I usually lay there for like 15 minutes while I fully wake up so I need something longer usually

>>14017710
Yeah there's a lot of stupid little details like that, which is what makes it funny when it happens to her. Like her car being towed instantly.

>>14017824
That was gold.

It's fun to watch Gura's streams. I used to just watch for the cute shark girl, but she has evolved.

>>14017857
she has become a god-like talker and storyteller. just hearing her ramble is entertaining.

chumbugs you better behave or you get NO dakimakura

>>14007347
God bless Ame for organizing Halloween like this. Shark got to have a virtual concert and dance in front of most of the EN audience and Council in an original music video.

>>14018050
amen to this. sometimes I just rpefer to pay attention when she switches over to SC reading after playing.