/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

I want Mori to cleave my fucking head right off with her massive scythe and reap my soul god please

>>14086514
But seriously though, it's not the same. When it comes to how bullets work, even media often gets it wrong, showing the whole ass cartridge flying out of the barrel. But as for the basic reload motions, you see those all the time.

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Based chimkin for cheering up our boy!

I love Mori!

>>14086713
What'd she say specifically? I jumped in a few seconds too late to catch it, sadly.

森りん頑張って!!

>>14086672
I'd say it's still retarded. Thinking that a spent bullet can be reused means thinking that a gun has some magical properties allowing it to propel bullets on its own and more or less forgetting existence of gunpowder. Though I admit, not knowing where to put a magazine looks way more funny.

>>14086660
Must the unfortunate expiry of your blood relations come prior to your desistence in this matter?

This prerecorded performance SUCKED

>>14086771
She just said she contacted Mori after she saw that tweet and tried to cheer her up. I think Kiara said she's fine now and that Mori will probably tell us the reason in a future stream l.

>>14086771
In addition to what >>14087064 said, she also mentioned how she suggested that it would be nice to have a place where you could grab a sledgehammer and crush things to vent frustration to which Mori replied that she knows such place in Japan. Now Kiara is apparently curious about it.

AND BACK TO OUR USUAL POSTING SPEED

>>14087123
Those horns...

>>14087127
I want to hear Mori's grunts and screams of frustration as she crushes things with a hammer.

>>14087146
what about them?

>>14087165
I want to hear Mori's grunts and screams of frustration as she crushes my skull with a hammer.

>>14087127
Holy fucking lol, based angry reaper

>>14087175
They suit her. And I freaking love women with horns. Onis, ogres, demons, succubi and some such.

I think it'd be nice to do something for Christmas. Not sure what.

>>14087127
>tfw that place is where mori hides all the bullies she kidnapped

>>14087260
Rene's design is absolute SEX

>>14087284
Franklin you can't just out her like this!

>>14087275
I liked the hashtag idea from the last thread, but homocat will likely not deliver in time even for USBeats

>>14087182
My deadbeat

>>14087275
Someone last thread said she could try doing something with IRyS, even if it wasn't streamed. She enjoyed her Christmas stream with Myth last year, but physically being with a friend might be nice to make up for no family visit

>>14087376
Omocat ships from the US anonchama.

>>14087461
Yeah, except there's that one little disclaimer...

>>14086660
This genuinely has got to be a bot or some shit. There’s no way this guy is available 24/7 to be the first post. I bet if someone made a second thread, it’d post there automatically as long as it had the title.

I love this chubby gamer girl

>>14087577
>chubby
anon, i think you didnt got the memo, all that food goes to her breasts, hips, thighs and ass

>>14087275
remix album

>>14087656

>>14087127
>ywn cuddle your pregnant chuuni reaper wife after she finishes bringing down an abandoned apartment building with her sledgehammer like an angry gorilla in a china shop

>>14087127
What would happen if Mori turned out to be a serial killer

>>14088728
Man, it hurts.

>>14089140
I'd have to raise our children on my own.

jwu, good morning deadbeats

>>14089711
nice digits mori

>>14089140
>ywn never be one of the many tall guys she's murdered

>>14089140
>her trips to the US are for tracking down and killing those who hurt her in the past

>>14089711
>Mori waking up before noon
Nice joke

>>14089853
>the reason Mori is upset at not being able to go back to the states is because she has an unquenchable thirst for the blood of her bullies
Mori, just say the word.

Imagine the taste of her period blood

>>14090059
>stealing Mori's kills

Setting aside doom and gloom predictions, I imagine the reason why Mori could simply be Japan re-closing the borders soon after making gestures suggesting they were gonna re-open them soon in the not so distant future. The only time she met another one of the Myth girls was Kiara and that was forever ago. I remember on stream she was hyped as fuck and apparently messaged everyone as soon as Japan had announced those business visas. I think that’d bum anyone out.

>Mori will make the Lucky Sandwich tomorrow
Odds it ends up a Disaster Sandwich instead?

>>14090682
>it's name is lucky sandwich
>ends up being the unlucky sandwich

>>14090657
Japan ruined yet another chance for bonebros to go to mouseland

>>14090657
japan ruined yet another chance for unity to go to the onsen

The idea of Mori just fucking up an abandoned building somewhere in Japan is hilarious to me. Couple of teenagers trying to sneak off to smoke the shittiest, most expensive joint in the world peering around a corner to boggle at this pink haired gaijin smashing holes in the walls screaming FUCK! FUUUUUUCK! BITCH! SHIT!

>>14091313

>>14091426
she does seem like the urban explorer type
adamthewoo collab when?

i miss....
MORI UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>14092385
imagine Mori uuuuu-ing as you penetrate her

The version of いじめっ子Bully on the live show was really good. Her voice has really improved, and that kind of slower song really shows that off. But I wish that she would do some of her older songs, even if that's not possible.

>>14092655
that life is dead, bud

>>14092421
>"deadbeats...i miss fauna UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

>>14092655
anon...let the semensquare die, that's what she wants

>>14092686
It's a shame that Fauna's so nervous about collabing with Mori. I really liked the part of DbD with just the 2 of them.

>>14093109
Yeah I think (unfortunately) it's gonna have to be Mori that initiates any interaction on their part. A real shame that timezone difference seems to be a bit of a pain since I think Gura would be a good bridge between them

>>14093109
maybe Fauna is scared of the "don't meet your heroes" line

>>14093356
yet she had a collab with gura, one of her "heroes" and despite being a chumbeat, the chumbud part is higher than the deadbeat one

Where did this one come from? It doesn't seem to understand how timezones work

>>14087523
I was thinking it must be some kind of script or function that alerts him whenever a new thread is posted.

>>14093356
She's talked about it on stream.
Pretty much sounds like she's just worried about not making a good impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZbeNIeY8dU&list=LL

>>14093797
i mean, efficientbeat once posted his script in java that made up the exact numbers for all his posts

>>14093798
>fauna and mumei afraid of ghosts
>but they look through the haunted house to find all the pictures of cats

They're very much the cuteuWu part of holocouncil. Kronii is the crawling in my skin these wounds will not heal part

Ame just announced a Smol Mori VR concert next week

AME JUST ANNOUNCED A SMOL MORI CONCERT
OPE CONCERT NEXT WEEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umOghkJvrpQ

>>14087523
>have list of AI generate alliterations
>scripted so that new thread is made once old thread is archived
>also scripted such that the first post is incestposter
>also scripts the "are you gonna post this until your family dies" post
Am I just talking to bots on /morig/?

WARNING

WARNING

OPI HAS A 3D CONCERT

>>14094867
>>14094806
>>14094790
guys take your meds, ope isnt getting a concert anytime soon

>>14094914
>he doesnt know

>>14094806
Neat, shame no one will talk about this and would rather talk about some off-topic bullshit.

>>14094914
>he lacks knowledge

>>14094914
For once I will say; I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS, OPE LUST!

>>14094790
>>14094806
Indirect RainForest collab considering Ame will probably be troubleshooting for Mori. I'll take it. [/spoiler}

>>14095093
oh no...here comes the shitposting

>>14095126
Never mind, just saw thumbnail. That's about as direct as it gets

>>14095093
just to be clear to anyone not watching this was part of a slideshow showing "possibilities" in holo en's new "studio" vr room
this isnt a planned stream as of now

>>14095589
The rap battle isn't real, but the Ope concert is, to be even more clear.

>>14095093
please be a stream someday

Will Ope be unleashed?

>>14094867
>>14095075
>>14095678
>>14096133
WHY DID YOU FUCKING SAY HER NAME YOU'RE GOING TO SUMMON HER!!

remember to love your Mori

>>14096376
She's too powerful

Will Ope unironically try to twerk on stream?

ok, so Ope is coming, and we are all in danger
but Distant Mori is more powerful and will protect us, we should be guaranteed to see her in the earthbound cooking stream

>>14096532
>see her

>>14095010
What a worthless post.

>>14096566
she's going to show her feet again

>>14096587
Can't blame him, people were talking about other deadbeats and not the Mori concert.

>>14096521
She already did

>>14096618
She will flash her belly on stream

>>14096532
But anon... Distant Mori is Ope...

I hope Ame's new 3d studio thing will encourage the other girls to try new ideas out in 3d.
we already have a Mori concert coming next week, I wonder what other things she might want to do in smol 3d

>>14094790
>>14094806
Rrat: This is an olive branch to make up for her dropping out of Mythbreakers

>>14096532
How can Distant Mori protect us if she is so far away?

>>14097371
The rrats in my brain are running the other way with her mentioning VRTTRPG as a possibility in the presentation. I no longer think she's the one dropping out.

>>14097371
better rrat: Ame showed the other girls her idea and Mori was the first one with a concrete idea on what she wanted to do

>>14097456
>>14097457
Thanks for the extermination deadbros. I know I could count on Survival of the Ogeyest

>>14089140
I'd get incredibly hard

>>14097187
smol orgy

>>14089854
Especially considering she didn't fal asleep until like 3

super idol

>>14093797
Kawiiope posters used to be the first post every thread for a long while before they started slipping

>>14094806
>Ope concert
Oh no. Would everyone be able to handle her power unleashed like this ?

>>14098797
you can't win vs bots

Will Ope have sex?

>>14099514
yes, with Mori

>>14097457
Even better rrat: this is just Smol Ame's way to have VR Chat sex with Ope

Finally, I am the last Alliterationbeat.

I hope she's writing some rage-fueled songs right now.

I hope she's having sex with Chloe

>>14101407

I made a stupid Mori soundpost because i watched Kobra Kai

>>14101526
neat

>>14101526
Excellent. The fanart stuff was a nice touch

Are >we still mad at her abysmal performance and how poorly it went numbers wise as well?

>>14103993
shut up nigga

>>14103993
Go back to bed SEAschizo

>>14103993
werent you supposed to be hanging out in the "cool" threads from now on SEAschizo?

I hope mori doesnt procede with the shiny giratina hunting stream, because hunting shinies is one thing but hunting legendary shinies are the absolute fucking worst

>>14103993
Based. How else would she improve unless people call her out on her mistakes unlike these sycophants

Mori going on a stabbing spree in a Japanese subway!

>>14106554

Huh
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94473408
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94518670
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94561857

>>14106185
If the hard news is what Kiara implied, she's going to have a good amount of time on her hands

>>14106185
It's fine as long as she actually has people to talk to. Unlike Jump King, it's not gonna make for good solo content if no one joins.

>>14107141
Was doing something something else, what did she imply? Covid fucking up her vacation plans?

>>14106185
is it any different than hunting shiny starters like Flare?
maybe she can do a shiny hunting stream parallel to Mumei or something like Fubuki + Flare have been doing

>>14107309
I kinda hope she doesn't do it just like the 3 hour tunnel stream she was supposed to do with Everhood.

>>14107309
Fubuki did it just fine. So did the other jp girls. Are you saying she's incapable of being entertaining on her own? If so then I agree with you

>>14107753
Did you actually watch Fubuki's stream? She had Flare there too.

>not a single online activity post youtube music
Did she become an hero after listening at how horrible her "performance" was?

She's cute, but chubby

>>14107850
Pekora didn't

>>14107339
Basically, yeah. She talked to Mori after she saw the tweet and said Mori would "tell us soon".

>>14107850
did you gain some shitposting knowledge? Fubukis done like 10 shiny hunting streams and half of them were solo
all of them were entertaining

>>14108079
Graduation?

Seems like the SEAschizo is coming out early so I think I'll hit the hay early. Good luck with the retard

>>14108140
They're jist coping, they don't actually watch the jp girls. Just let them be

>>14108149
Fuck no, talk around it was travel related so almost certainly coof cancelling trip home

>Sorry, kiddo, that you can't come home to see us for the holidays. Hope this cheers you up a little bit.
>($4000 have been added to your account)

>>14108279
While that sucks, it's better than having a family member being sick or hurt.

>>14108279
>Mori would "tell us soon"
She wouldn't need to tell us anything if that was the case.
Sounds like graduation / long term hiatus to me. Maybe management reprimanded her for the abysmal performance

>>14103993
>>14106466
>>14107753
>>14107912
>>14108043
>>14108140
>>14108241
>>14108486
(you)

>>14107850
>>14108140
>no reply
And here we have the usual example of a deadbeat getting btfo'd and cowering like a pussy

im not giving him (you)s for that, be less lazy

>he's still at it

So Mori cant go back home? That's the new rrat?

So wait I thought only the English learning stream was moved.

She moved all the streams this weekend?

>>14108486
Seek mental help. You are sick in the mind and need medication or professional counseling.

>>14108569
>>14108579
Nigga at least apologize for slandering fubuki like that.
Onw of you fucked up and was too much of a pussy to own up to his mistake.
See >>14108140

Don't forget to exercise, eat well, and avoid people who look sick. If you yourself get sick please stay home until you feel better. Mori wants you to live long and happy.

>>14108582
No clearly it's some batshit conspiracy theory about how she's pregnant with YAGOO"s lovebaby and going to commit graduation once the child is born

>>14108691
At this point she should just move all her planned streams to post hiatus

>>14108691
She made a second tweet delaying the cooking stream too.

>>14108784
>No Mori this weekend
>next stream is during my workday

>>14108691
Eikaiwa was moved to sometime this week and cooking was moved 24 hours back. Karaoke is still as scheduled

>>14108699
>sending money to a lazy ungrateful bitch
>getting this invested over a streamer
>hearing an all flat performance as something good
I don't get it, I'm supposed to be the mentally ill here? Really?

>>14108817
>tfw east coast so cooking stream is still on the weekend

>>14109037
No it isnt. Its 24 hours which makes it monday

>>14108732
>Mori wants you to live long and happy.
Nah she wants us to coom to death

>>14109037
>9PM cooking, 3 full meals with Mori and having food for the week
I'm ready

>mori went radio silent post ytmw
Oof, ouch, yikes, suddenly that cooking stream and karaoke don't look that promising after all.

>>14109134
It was supposed to be 1 hour ago and got pushed back 24 hours to tomorrow (sunday) night

lmao shitposter is bored, copy and pasting his posts here and global

>>14109235
tomorrow is Tuesday

>>14109134
Stream is 23 hours from now, 9PM on a Sunday in East coast USA

>>14108709
Anon you ogey?

Jesus, just report the fucker.

>>14109337
No it isnt. Tomrorow is friday

>>14109408
Way ahead of you

Red tomorrow, red today

rrat: Mori hasnt said anything because she is having sex

(With IRyS)

>>14109543
But I'm IRyS

>>14109543
(And Milky)

>>14109377
That faggot still hasn't owned up to his mistake yet after being utterly btfo'd.
Fubuki had a dozen of shiny hunting streams mostly done solo and they all had 30k+ views. Face it, mori's not entertaining to watch at all without anyone to prop her up

It really do be those hours, feel like we should have a ritualpost warning purely for this time

>>14109408
But Mori is American and to respect her culture we believe in free speech, unless you talk about America's illegal surveillance apparatus.

not the schizo but Indo believe there's a possibility of her choosing to take a 1-2 months of hiatus just so she could go back home
I'd be okay with that since she really deserves it after october and november

>>14107354
it's different in the sense that for legendaries you need to reset the game and going through the main menu all over again, doesnt help that gamefreak loves to shinylock legendaries for events so who knows if a shiny giratine is locked in these versions

>>14109894
>Abandon hope all who enter, only those with bones of steel will survive this nighly ordeal

>>14109445
It's Wednesday my dude

>>14109894
It'll always happen everytime she slips up.
Just get used to it.

>>14110053
yea but Flare had to do that too and go thru a cutscene every time, Giratina should be faster than a starter

>>14107761
Next one you should do the eizouken with the holotori pic

....It's Gura, who's dropping out, isn't it?
She's been acting real strange since returning

>>14111761
I was trying not to think about that but maybe...

>>14110036
No way she’d take off 2-3 months with her already looming “fear of irrelevancy and falling off”
Two weeks tops

I'm so concerned over a woman I have never even met before right now. The meds aren't working anymore Deadbeats.

>>14112132
I hope she still takes those weeks off. As much as I'd like to spend time with her over the holidays, she really deserves it.

>>14112087
>Go to Hololive
>Get A Shit Tonne of Subscribers
>Leave and go into business for yourself

Coco-Sensei's final lesson

>>14112087
It can't be because Fauna, IRyS and Kronii are possibly entering next season. I'm really thinking Kiara; And Mori may be implicit in suggesting it to her because it's a health hazard.

Six facts about Calliope Mori!
-She has pink hair
-She's death
-She's cute
-She wears black
-She plays video games
-CALLI!!!!!!

>>14112132
I said 1-2 months. She'd take a 1-2 months hiatus probably thinking that japan would be open again by then.
She's definitely the type of person who would risk doing this.

>>14112307
I doubt she will, she would probably go stir crazy. She already has trouble "relaxing" and it may be too short notice for her to plan an alternate vacation. I expect some "low investment" streams like zatsudans and watchalongs so she can feel she did something while still not working as hard as she normally does.

>>14112573
Yeah I would at least expect some zatsudans to catch up.

>>14112378
She can rap and sing too, you know.

>>14108775
Of course that's bullshit because she's pregnant with my baby

>>14112606
yeah, migo baby

>>14112606

Mori love

What's the optimal method of reporting cooldown schizos? I usually start with a "trolling outside /b/" then "spamming/flooding" for the samefagging and subsequent repetitive anti-posts.

>>14113034
You now metaposting and announcing reports is also a bannable offence right?

>>14113086
I didn't announce shit.

With Kizuna Ai going on indefinite hiatus, it really put into perspective how these times don't last. I want to cherish my time with Mori.

Did Mori forget her reverb in her Youtube Music video. She sounds like shit.

>>14110036
>>14112425
Why do you keep pushing this.

>>14113171
He might not be THE schizo, but he is a schizo.

She has a deep voice, relatively speaking. Is it just the American accent or is she just high T?

>>14113117
mori would be bigger than holo someday.

>>14113086
We're just discussing theoreticals here, anon
>>14113206
I want pictures, pictures of Schizo prime!

>>14113259
Have you never talked to women before?

>>14113259
she was a boy

>>14113118
>She sounds like shit.
But she's always sounded like shit, not sure how that video would be any different

>>14113171
Cause it just seems like something she would do

>>14113313
You already know the answer to that question

Pro-tips for pro deadbeats: the report button is your friend.

Our boy

>>14113444
the same i cant say about the jannies

>>14113409
If you think she would go on hiatus then you don't really know her. She would likely finish up that 2nd base of hers if she ever were stuck in America for a period of time.

Schizo posting is strong today, is this what happens with no Mori for a couple days?

>>14113409
Calliope fucking Mori isn't taking an entire month off barring serious medical issues, anon. You're insane.

>>14113444
Trips for a helpful reaper tech tip

>Low res Ope plays a recorder song to banish SEAschizos from the thread

sorry deadbeats, Moris been having sex with Ope

>>14113640
dumb ope, she doesnt move!

>>14113640

>>14113655
>you cant comprehend the true nature of Ope's attack!

this is a perfect image
i'm getting it frames and falling asleep looking at it every night

>>14113745
wow, thats really good

>>14113655
She's moving so fast that the human eye (or skeleton's socket) cannot register it.

>>14113652
>Calli is trying to work
>Unable to concentrate because Mori and Ope are having loud animalistic sex in the next room

Mori isnt real this is the Calliperson timeline

>>14113745
is that actually a tagged Mori work or is it like a vocaloid though

>>14113827
Yeah, with me

>>14113847
it's a takamori work actually

>>14113864
ohhh!
is there a Kiara equivalent?

The existence of smol calli implies the existence of ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵈᶦᶜᵉ

>>14113520
>>14113529
She went from 50-60 hours of streaming to 120 hours of streaming. You don't know her. She can just as easily change and prioritize her vacation over her career

>>14113847
It's a cropped and edited Takamori pic.

>>14113889

>>14114003
>>14114020
Sugoi desu ne

warned for reporting a doxxbeat, while the rest of the shit in this thread is untouched. dumbass janny

>>14113922
There's a koikatsu model.

>>14114003
Hokkaido Trip 2021 (Colorized)

>>14114140
Kiara would be panicking like you wouldn't believe though

>>14114003
>>14114020
Both are quite nice. I love our boy but I would be a remiss to ignore how attractive her friends are too.

>>14114131
Should have just reported it as off-topic.

>>14114131
were you in global? it might have been from the ritual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmIWy2AOHQE

>>14114131
anonchama, i think you need to wake up and see that meidos thrive in this shit, they love all the shitposting

>>14114003
>>14114020
man it must suck to know that if you had simply drawn less the drawing would be a million times better.

>>14114131
I didn't break any rules dumbass. I only stated facts. Quit being so sensitive, this ain't reddit

>>14114131
moderation's been fucked all day, not sure if there was a changing or the guard or something but people have gotten away with the dumbest shit today.

>>14114138
I found some Walfie-type art. I cannot begin to imagine the chaos and vulgarity.

>>14114287
It wasn't (You), whoever the fuck you are.

>>14109408
It does NOTHING because meidos are WORTHLESS LAZY NIGGER FAGGOTS FUCK YOU CUNTS YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING ALL DAY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SPAM GORE TO GET SOME GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERING MODERATION

>>14114321

>>14114371
nice mori cosplay, ame

Kiara is a dyke

>>14114549
so is mori

>>14114549
ahh...

I made peanut cheese bars tonight ahead of time so that I could be focused on Mori's stream
Is the too still supposed to be jiggly? The recipe said it would firm up in the fridge but I think it might need some more time in the oven then what the recipe suggests

>>14114606
Lmao, this retard hasn't heard the forbidden tea time podcast

>>14114626
i think that might be a (you) oven issue

>>14114626
Top*
Anyway, it's in the freezer right now so itll probably be fine for now. I am worried for Mori's version though

>>14114626
My family makes peanut brittle every year for Christmas. Haven't seen the recipe, but is it anything like that? Anything peanut butter takes forever to freeze.

>
God, newfag doxxbeats are the worst. At least back in the day they had the decorum to use spoilers. Abayo, fucktard

>>14114727
Not really, the peanut part is a dough and the top is a cheese/egg mixture with some chocolate ganache on top.
I can take a picture of it if you'd like, just gotta take it out of the freezer

>>14114869
I wouldn't be much help, I'm afraid. My baking expertise starts and ends about there. Where's chefbeat when you need him?

>>14114702
Yours should be fine, hers will probably get fucked up because she'll be using one of those weird Japanese ovens

>>14114702
I'm impressed by how much it seems like Mori will be cooking. I expect her to once again be a cute disaster in the kitchen.

>>14114626
You're being clingy; give the bars some space to figure themselves out

>>14114869
Sounds kinda weird. I'll trust that they're good though since the guy who wrote the book says they're his favorite.

>>14115040
I wonder what kind of underwear Our Boy usually wears. Plain and functional so she can be comfortable, or more girly so she can feel pretty?

>>14115007
How are they different?
>>14115036
Same here, makes me wonder how long the stream is gonna be and whether she'll use smaller portions

>>14115151
My head says comfy but my dick is weak to tomboys in lingerie

>>14115270
For me, it's spats, but the gap moe of a tough badass girl in frilly unmentionables is... potent, to be sure.

>>14115151
Boy shorts are the only answer I will ever accept

>>14115040
>>14115083
Guess I'll just leave them in the freezer for now and try them in the morning

>>14115151
I feel like she wears sexy underwear and thongs. She seems to like to tease by being sexy where you can't see.

>>14114869
>Peanut brittle

Good luck. On my end, we're making Violet Yam paste

>>14115335
That's the feeling I lean toward, too. It's very Mori-ish to have her girly side hidden, yet implied.

It's Kiara who's leaving: It took the wind out of Mori's sails because it's very conflicting for her. She knows Kiara is willing to participate, but her friend's health is paramount and Mori is considering it for her friend's good.

>>14115335
She basically admitted to preferring thongs during the shrek watchalong

>>14115473
stop speculating you stupid dramafag and watch streams, kiara is excited for the next session

>>14114837
I'm not a deadbeat though. I fucking hate this lazy ungrateful bitch and I know all about her past. She better not slip up lest she wants me to unleash a beatdown on her so hard she'd graduate the next day

>>14115473
Are you still on with that shit? Just wait until Mori talks about it instead of making endless speculations.

>>14115561
step back everyone, we've got a badass over here uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>14115040
Very nice selections, Mori.

>>14115201
Most household "ovens" in Japan are what are referred to as "toaster ovens" in America. They're perfectly fine for cooking something like a frozen dinner or toast, but aren't exactly optimized for baking

Alright, jannies. Now that his intentions are crystal clear, think you can dole out the big boy punishment instead of pussyfooting around it this time? Maybe clean the rest of the places up while you're at it? Pretty please?

>>14115569
No, we clearly need to be making more wilder speculations

Calli is jumping ship to VShojo !
Kiara is going to spill dirt on Hololive's management !
Ame is going to FTM transition !
Gura is making an OnlyFans !
Ina is suing her for royalties !

>>14115652
Just report the dumb fuck, you idiot

>>14115694
>Gura is making an OnlyFans !
god I fucking WISH

>phones in all her projects and streams
>phones in her ytmw showcase
>thinks she deserves better than a million other people cause she "worked hard" according to her "standards"
Why do you guys like this lazy ungrateful bitch again? Mental illness?

>>14115697
anon, it's part of the plan for fuck sake

>>14115694
>Calli is jumping ship to VShojo !
That is not wild. Kson is already aligning herself there, it is Mori's only chance

>>14115561
You and every doxxbeat, ie everyone itt knows her past retard. It’s only strengthened her appeal though, you’re not doing any . Also ogey and sage

>>14115765
*anything

God I want to stop her by the locker room, slap her ass and tell her how much of a lazy ungrateful bitch she is.
Hope that doesn't scar her or anything

>>14115731
>You don't hate what i hate
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sad existence.

>>14115741
Then don’t fucking reply to him.

>>14115765
>>14115807
>saging an active thread
>sage in the name field
?
???

>>14115765
>sage at 310 posts
sasu-guh

>>14115823
no anon, replying to him is part of the part and the motive should be fucking obvious

>>14115815
Ok I’d do this too honestly

>>14115859
You're a fucking idiot.

RRAT Liquidation List 2021 edition:

>Shadowverse training arc with La+
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>took time off to shoot scenes for the newest Evil Dead
>Uber called for a surprise sponsorship deal since her purchases constituted 95% of their net profits
>IRyS was waiting for her at the yakiniku joint and had to cut the stream early
>she had an important Zoom call with Applebee's Japan division
>police took her in for interrogation after they discovered her music played during the last 10 recorded driving incidents
>her local hospital ward needed her assistance as a temporary nurse
>she larped as a shinigami on the 2a.m. train ride
>the yakuza held a meeting to discuss her new membership strategies
>she visited her nearby high school to practice for the sports festival

>I know I missed all the stuff posted last thread, but here we are.

>>14115765
Meidos deleted it.

the master plan worked hooray

>>14115938
Why are you making it worst?

>>14115980
Newbeat...

>>14115939
Nice of them to wake up after about 24 hours! all it took was a death threat!

>>14115694
>Gura is making an OnlyFans !
WHEN

Sage goes in ALL fields.

>>14115980
>Worst
Holy ESL.

Going to bed with dreams of dinner with Mori tomorrow (that Long Island is going to knock me flat on my ass and I know it). Have a good day/night non-SEAschizo deadbeats

Thank you meidos

>crtl + F "[Deleted]"
>15 results

>>14116191
What is Cartel F?

>>14115755
WHAT'S KALI MORIA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

Meidos are clamping down hard on the schizos.

>>14116286
the new Cartel Mori and Fauna are going to run, fauna is the one who makes the product and mori is the muscle

>>14115938
>secretly working on a gen song for Council
>secrelty working on an ASMR scenario with Fauna
please god let me have this

AAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE LINK ME GURA'S FUCKING ONLYFANS ALREADY
more like onlyfins amirite

Cripes

>>14116749
go to bed bae

>>14116504
I wonder if Mori would ever be open to doing a pre-recorded script ASMR. At least as an experiment, because the two Fauna's done are her best ones. The thought of the two of them doing an ASMR collab lives rent-free in my head.

>>14116881
Mori

please

escorting our souls in the ferry down the river styx ASMR when?

>>14116972
I haven't given the birthday voicepack a listen in a while. I'm almost afraid to.

>>14117021
do it bitch, do it

>>14116881
A pre recorded ASMR collab would be a fresh idea. I feel like those two could come up with some interesting scenarios and it could be an ongoing series if they wanted.

>>14117102
The only thing with Mori ASMR is that she always talks about it as if we're not gonna see any for a while or she brushes it off whenever someone asks, only for it to just randomly show up on the schedule one week. That and I want her to have more faith in herself. I hope after the positive reception to the Spa ASMR she keeps improving.

>>14086649
>Fun facts: This cover has Calli's highest recorded vocal note to date which is G5, sung in falsetto (in the last line of the song). Her previous highest was E5 in Hinotori (also in the last line), which I believe she sang in her head voice. Her lowest note is C#3 in Clint Eastwood :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4vzp9MCg1w
Is this true?

>>14117322
She's incredible at ASMR, and I don't feel like she realizes it. Maybe she's not super experienced at it yet, but her voice is so naturally soothing that she's got a sadly underused gift.

>>14117427
where did you read that fun fact?

>>14117474
Out of his ass.

>>14117474
youtube comments

>Fun facts: Mori is pregnant with my child

I wanna watch her play Fortnite.

to anyone with handpainting knowledge here:

TATSUKETE

>Fun facts: Mori is chubby

>>14117322
I watch the spa ASMR often before bed, it amazes me how much the view count goes up every time I pull it up. Also I think it would be really cool if Mori did more guided meditation stuff, those deep breaths and beach imagery descriptions were really nice.

>>14117814
No she is not!

>>14117814
reaper love handles!

>>14117660
Yeah, me.

>>14117660
Yeah, me.

>>14117758
Same except the horse mode with friends

>Fornite

NO, SHE PLAYS PIC RELATED!

What ever happened to the Libera Me From Hell cover with Ironmouse?

>>14116445
did somebody say mori muscle?

Pregnant-posting won't catch on like warrior-posting did. You guys are just the new futafags. okay not that bad, but

>>14118190
>>14118194
Dear god, fetusbeat is a pair of twins this time around.

>>14118241
Never confirmed.

>Fun facts: Mori is cute!

>>14117814
She's fat to the point of being literally unfuckable kek. No wonder she needed therapy. I'd kms haf I been that fat and ugly

>>14118242
I want to pin this dork down and lick the sweat off her abs.

>>14118303
>pregnantposting
>new
You are the new one. All chuubas are pregnant at all times.

>>14118607
>abs
See >>14118417

>>14118720
Hmm, sorry buddy, can't seem to see your post for some reason. A real mystery there. Here, have some shinitummy along with your meds.

Calliope "unfuckable" Mori.
She's lazy and ungrateful on top of that too

>>14118756
>newfag doesn't know how to see deleted posts
You're embarassing yourself

>>14118824
Anon, your autism reps...

We should try calling her unfuckable in chat and the comment section. Wonder if she'll get traumatized and start breaking down. Serves her right for being so lazy and ungrateful for the opportunities that was given to her

This is honestly sad. Is this the current caliber of our shitposters? This is the best they have to offer? Good lord, Mori literally can't stop winning.

Ironically enough, despite being the bringers of death, reapers seem to gestate amd give birth multiple times in an hour.

I wanna cum in Mori's tum-tum

>>14118927
Just report them.

>>14118945
Nigga I can do two things.

>>14118933
Your Mori's looking a little out of tune there. You need to make an exchange?

>>14119023
Goddamn, why is Our Boy so fucking beautiful?

Fuck antis post shinitummy

>>14119053
I'm down with this.

Bad boys, bad boys; whatchu gonna do?

>>14119135
I'm gonna post Mori!

Honestly, I'm going to sleep. You guys might as well do the same.

>>14119161
You udder madlad!

>>14119183
But I wanna post more Mori.

what is this guy's endgame?

>>14119447
rest well sleepy reapy

>>14119257
I'll rather sleep then deal with schizos right now.

>>14118927
Cope, she literally was so fat to the point of being unfuckable unless you're a horse or something. You fuckers only know her on a surface level, you only love the art drawn by her artist wasted on a lazy fat slob like her.
I know her for the lazy ungrateful ugly fat bitch she is. Literally do your doxx reps
>>14118945
Cope, even the jannies agree with me. I only got a slap on the wrist. Nobody likes her, not her bullies, her parents, her family, her friends, her genmates, not even the people on this board. She'll always be the lazy unfuckable fat bitch