/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Being cute

Tribadism with Ame when they visit Japan for their 3D models

Cashing out with promo streams until the fad dies, then misspending her savings.

>>14675670
To die, like we all will.
Though i wish it could come quicker for her.

Giving birth to no less than 2 dozen of my children

>>14675670
Marry one of EN girls

>>14675670
The President of Earth Federation

>>14675670
4 million subs by end of next year, possibly 5

song collabs with Imagine Dragons

>>14675670
Probably coasting and half assing until she gets less than 2k ccv
I expect her to stream while high and have a big yab in the next 4 months

>>14675670
playing the bideo gaems

>>14675670
Marriage. With me.
We will live in a comfy farmhouse and I will help her run a bakery.
We will have 6 children at the very least.

>>14675670
Become even richer

>>14675670
Sex with Ame

>>14679924
>Gura and a Chumbud having lots of children
God, let them all be sons

>>14675670
Mother of my children. We will have the corn farm she desires, a ranch with horse and a collection of six shooter

>>14680337
Gura is the kind of girl that would enjoy watching daddy have some fun with her daughters

>>14675670
She's gonna go through all these steps in the next 9 months:
1. Recline
2. Depression
3. Nonstop drinking
4. Graduation

She gona sex me omfg
She love smelly dick mmm pero pero
Haha legal woman but smol
Yay (poggers)

>>14675670
Being the very best like no one ever was.

>>14681056
Consider suicide

>>14675670
Gura's Bakery. Imagine that becoming a reality.

Gura will become like Samantha from the movie Her. There will be millions around the world who will have the full personalized gura experience to themselves. Soon, using future vr and body pillow pillow technology I will be able to snuggle with my own gura

>>14680337
As if that would ever stop me

>>14682136
Hundreds of thousands of girls around the world watch Gura and are constantly exposed to her mannerisms and personality quirks. The fact that Gura is popular means there are going to be many more little Guras running around in a few years. Also lolicons, but don't worry about it

>>14680337
>So, my sons let me teach you how to uoooooohhh
Is that really what you want?

>>14680968
She won't because I will save her through marriage

Unironically becoming the EN Ayame and chumcucks will eat it up.

>>14675670
Probably some yab that forces her to graduate. She's very, very good at containing her dark side but she still occasionally slips up and one of these days I expect her to slip up a little bit too hard.

>>14683465
If she denies the holocaust we can always say it's about hololive VOD privatization (since no other holocaust ever happened).

>>14675670
start a bilibili account and become China's No.1 Vtuber.

Continuing to be unfunny.

Belle Delphine ending hopefully. I wanna see that whale getting pounded in the shitter.

>>14675670
Lots more banking & stanking. She’s perfect, literally unstoppable

>>14675670
Lapping Kizuna Ai, twice

acciddentally having sex with Kiara

>>14684614
More like lapping deez nuts

>>14684972
Your nuts are going on indefinite hiatus?

>>14676775
>>14683116
This, probably.

With that said, I don't watch her zatsus and know nothing about her as a person. I just like throwing my opinion in people's faces, unironically.

Unlimited Power

>>14679924
>phone alert
>my pizza is here
>doesn't pause stream to get it
you're too late anon, shes taken

>>14685075
Yeah after gura drinks them dry

>>14683465
What yab would force a graduation?

>>14685200
>accusations of pandering to pedophiles
>saying the real name of another holo on stream
>displaying the Taiwan flag on screen
>saying a racial slur

>>14685362
Anon, she's already done all of those...

The future that awaits every one of us. A gradual, inevitable, decline into obscurity. For some it might come faster, for some slower.
But make no mistake, in time we're all naught but dust.

>>14685847
Also my Cock

>>14675696
FpBp

>>14685362
She already said Amelia's real name and got no repercussions about it.

>>14685482
>>14686434
you fags sure are dense

>>14685362
>Done
>What makes you think it would be different from the first?
>Done
>All of hololive already has the n-word pass and that's the only one that matters.

>14685482
>14686434
>14687089
I hate every single one of you knuckledragging faggots.

>>14675696
also funny

>>14675744
What do vtubers spend all their simp money on?

when's the next member stream bros.......

i miss hearing her just talk to us......

>>14686434
Don't pretend Ame did not get her back by talking about her "dream" about Gura and the plural of moose.

>>14680968
Isn't that what happened to her last time

>>14675670
Graduation after she relapses to alcoholism.

>>14683116
>EN Ayame
Quick rundown?

>>14675744
/thread

>>14682136
>Gura will become like Samantha

>>14690026
Go back

>>14690611

>>14690611

>>14675670
she likely has a financial advisor
the girls probably have a diversified portfolio of investments. this is why you see the girls talking about stocks or crypto occasionally. kson we know owns real estate, probably has a company doing all the property management while she gets passive income. if i were them i would put a good chunk into dividend stocks and live off the dividends. if gura put 10m in a managed dividend fund she'll get 500k a year at minimum for the rest of her life. if she were greedy she can ape into real estate for the leverage and tax benefits

oh and she'll probably open a bakery when she gets bored after graduating

>>14691848
Gura is all in ETH after shorting bananacoin through market manipulation

>>14676161
>The President of Earth Federation
And then she'll have to fight a war against space separatists, I imagine.

>>14675670
goom

>>14675670
going too far with cunny jokes and getting canceled on twitter --> graduation and hololive will be tainted as pedophile ring

>>14687640
With how much they get they probably can’t even spend it all in one place

>>14675670
Making loads of money with minimum effort.

>>14690278

>>14675670
Pleasing old men for money

>>14693552
namely me

>>14675670
bearing my 10 children

>>14685165
Timestamp? I doubt she's single but I also doubt she's stupid enough to totally shut down the gaichikos.

>>14691848
> He actually believes this shit

>>14692125
I know jack shit about the matter, isn't it illegal to openly manipulate the market like that, just saying "yea this coin sucks", and profit from it?

>>14689447
Ame didn't get her back, the thing about the plural of moose came earlier in the stream than the name thing

>>14696427
It would be massively illegal for normal stocks, but crypto aren't really regulated yet, so it's not for crypto.

>>14687640
Realistically games, new streaming equipment/bills/food but most of it they probably save, or spend on gacha shit.

>>14675670
Getting married to me. Then I keep her perpetually pregnant for decades to come

>>14675670
Single-handedly carrying Holomyth on her back until she dies.

>>14675670
She'll come to Tokyo next year and marry a Japanese girl, hopefully not graduating after that

Yeah, me.

>>14696308
lmao

bump

>>14675670
She's rich now, if she managed her money right she could retire if she wanted.

>>14675670
Broken bones

>>14675670
Bright

>>14691848

>>14675670
Being a tradmomma shark.

>>14675670
Millions of dollars

>>14675670
Graduates and dies young.

>>14714957
By my hands