/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14849266
Probably the best experience a man can have on earth.

>Date Watame
>She reads superchats until 7 am every fucking day
>Dump her because you never get to fuck her

>>14849266
They talk about it quite often. Watch streams.

Depends on who. Y'might get the chance to fuck on stream. Otherwise there's the added pressure, which may impose the perception that you're merely one out of many. If you happen to be lucky enough to get this far, don't fuck up. There's plenty other dudes for her to turn to after all.

Only other vtubers know this feel

>>14849266
It must be pretty fucking hot if she does GFE, like being a bull to a thousand cucks

It's like a better version of marrying a stripper.

>>14849266
Probably pretty cool. I want it real bad.

>>14849266
Depends. Dating Pekora isn't worth it, but dating Ayame is kino

>About to leave for work
>Watame is streaming
>Come home from work
>She's reading superchats
Mukkun...

>date pomu
>she hates you because you're a m*le and she's still made about the time chad punked her in highschool

>>14849349
>>14849828
She streams an average of 55 hours a week, which is at least 60 when considering prep time, then also likely does 30+ hours a week of songwriting/practice for lives. It would be physically impossible to actually have a relationsheep.

>>14849818
Pekora would absolutely be worth it because you could play with her cat.

>>14849953
If doctors and lawyers can have relationships while working even longer hours, I don't see how this suggests Watame's chastity.

>>14850025
>doctors and lawyers
>social lives

>Wake up
>See this
>As she falls asleep, you get up and get ready for your five-figure wageslave job
>After all, gotta keep up, otherwise you won't be her boyfriend for long
>Come home late, because that's what five-figure jobs are like
>She's still at her idol practice
>Get a message telling to order Uber eats or something, she's eating out with Miko today
>Yesterday it was Toko, before that her manager, and A-chan and Sora the day before that
>On Monday that composer, she made sure to tease you about how cute he was
>As you get ready for bed to wake up for yet another day of wageslaving, she hurries home
>Maybe today..?
>"Ah, I'm home early enough, I can still stream!"
>Well, there's always your day off
>"By the way, I haven't seen Lupi-chan and Ran-chan for so long, so I'll be going out with them on Sunday. I'll cook dinner after I get done streaming, don't you worry."
>At least you'll get to taste her homecooking this week, last week she was too busy grinding Ansta for the event
>And if you think about it, you're better off doing your swimming reps
>After all, your dream waifu won't be yours for long if you let that ottermode slip

>>14850063
Only migo gets to see that in the morning

>>14849266
Women are women. Take her out, she doesn't want segs? Dump her find a new one. The only difference is that you're mogging every single guy that has superchatted her. But she's probably menhera deranged so not worth.

>>14850658
To bad migo is straight

I want to emigrate and date my oshi bros.

Probably a lot of frotting and docking.

Typing a doxx tweet months before the break up.

Pain

>>14849266
Imagine never paying for condoms. Thats what its like.

>>14850004
You do have a point

>>14849266
They mostly seem to have no motor skills or problem-solving skills, ignore any and all instructions and wade forward confident in their retardation so I'd imagine it'd get pretty fucking tiresome after the novelty wears off

>>14849266
ask moona bf he lurks around here sometimes

>>14850025
people in med school are sexually repressed autists and even sexually repressed normies all the time

>>14853026
Tis I

Calliopeople...

>>14849349
>be Japanese sararyman and Watame's bf
>get home from 14 hour shift
>she's doing her weird sheep anime girl thing again
>go to bed after 3 hours in, wake up to get prepared for work right as she's getting ready for bed
>she acknowledges your existence for the 1st time by saying hi and doing nothing else
GIWTWM

>>14849266
Every day is filled with constantly cumming inside them.

>>14849266
Koopa Fucked a fan

>>14849266
sharing your girl with a bunch of internet strangers is the epitome of cucked even if you're the only one that gets fuck her sometimes.

>>14849487
>start dating Gura
>on the way home from McDonalds suddenly stop and grab head in pain
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cucks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

>>14853942
So like any normal Japanese relationship except she’s bringing in money instead of spending yours.

Imagine dating suisei........................

>>14858660
She’s 100% the top of the relationship (will bully you into giving her all your money)