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>Customer tells her that her ass stinks
>She thinks he's hitting on her
How does one reach this level of obliviousness?

>> No.14830577

>>14830534
Severe autism

>> No.14830586

By being an unironic 'sperg.

>> No.14830665

It was kind of sweet of Mori's sister to lie and say booty stank means you have a nice ass lmao

https://youtu.be/WhM27pQZ_2E

>> No.14830704

Didn't that guy write a whole poem before that line

>> No.14830859

>>14830534
reaper relationship autism pleas andastd

>> No.14831204

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Booty%20Stank

I think Mori's ass literally stank.

>> No.14831244

>>14830534
Man…
Bullying her must’ve been so fucking funny
I regret not dunking on more femcels in my life

>> No.14831351

>>14830665
>women turn customers reviewing their job performance into a petty competion
>customer tells forest that she stinks
>he lives rent free to this very day, and will continue doing so until the end of time
>just last night an anon was in the reimu leak thread revealing that they're stalking various /vt/ posters
Women, every single time. With that said, Mori should probably shower twice a day and keep a can of axe body spray on her person. Being a repugnantly odorous NEET is a privilege reserved only for true manchildren like myself.

>> No.14831350

>>14830534
I think the customer used the term wrong, because it sounds like a positive thing.

>> No.14831401

>>14831351
>Reimu leak thread
Please elaborate

>> No.14831479

>>14831401
Three of ectowaif's most visited sites are here, warosu and a numberfag site.

>> No.14831510

>>14831351
>just last night an anon was in the reimu leak thread revealing that they're stalking various /vt/ posters
Holy schizo

>> No.14831517

>>14831351
>just last night an anon was in the reimu leak thread revealing that they're stalking various /vt/ posters
This was that guy that said he can identify anons by their image filenames, right?

>> No.14831626

>>14831351
First off wtf some person is stalking /vt/ users?
Second I think Calli is keeping up hygiene reps nowadays but I think she mentioned her body odor can get strong due to working out so she takes Old Spice body spray.

>> No.14831637

>>14831626
>her body odor can get strong due to working out
guh

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>>14830665
ohhhhh my god man. ahhhhhhhhhh

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>>14831517
>he doesnt have randomized filenames turned on
>>14831626
>moris odor and pheromones are so strong she has to use manly products
h-hot

>> No.14831777

>>14831517
>guy
As a man, I don't believe another man would care enough about other shitposters to unironically keep a binder full of anons.

Women, one the other hand, probably would. Have we already forgotten that yakuza princess Lamy was apparently keeping a spreadsheet to track and stalk her sugar chatters?

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14832092

>>14831777
>Have we already forgotten that yakuza princess Lamy was apparently keeping a spreadsheet to track and stalk her sugar chatters?
W-What

>> No.14833189

>>14830534
You do know black people using the word "booty stank" doesn't mean what you think it does? And yes I know that person was black because no other POC would ever use that word.

>> No.14833468

>>14833189
It could've been a wigger.

>> No.14833721

>>14833468
Those are extinct

>> No.14833729

>>14833189
>poc
lmao
you're right about black people having their own vernacular tho

>> No.14833744

>>14833721
Maybe where you live; I still see em around where I live.

>> No.14833777

>>14833744
do you live in maryland

>> No.14833780

>>14833721

I wish. They're all Tiktok retards now.

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14833835

Well they dont call her dead brap for nothing but hey. She will be fine her cute sperg self outweighs her neurotic negatives for the most part.

>> No.14833896

>>14833777
Nope, Oklahoma. But I can imagine Marylanders also being wiggers. They seem to spawn around opiod heavy areas

>> No.14833899

>>14832092
I love this crazy girl so much bros

>> No.14834745

>>14833721
>States this when the thread subject is a living example

>> No.14835140

>>14834745
Calli is a complex case since she's emulating "yankee" culture jap rappers who are scared of black people making her a sub-wigger at best.

>> No.14835277

>>14831777
>>14832092
>>14833899
> Have we already forgotten that yakuza princess Lamy was apparently keeping a spreadsheet to track and stalk her sugar chatters?
That’s actually a common practice in business and politics. They keep something called Farley files containing everything they’ve been told about the file’s subject, so you can give the appearance of familiarity by asking about stuff like how the subject’s kids are doing in school. It’s named after James Farley, a Coca-Cola exec, as well as Postmaster General, DNC chairman, and campaign manager for FDR.

>> No.14835478

>>14835277
He papa taught her well.

>> No.14835503

>>14835277
Based half snow elf yuki-onna

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14835860

Mori's booty stank? What a surprise!

>> No.14836038

>>14831777
Have you forgotten the Gura Knight?

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14836242

>>14836038
Not even once, but they didn't specify their gender.

>> No.14836356

>>14836242
Wow it's like he's batman with the personality of the batman

>> No.14836369

>>14831401
>>14831510
>>14831517
>>14831626
I know you're tourists, but it's pretty easy to find a thread from yesterday. There's a magnet to the deleted VOD where you can confirm it's not a shop that /vt/, Warosu and Playboard are on her most-visited sites (/vt/ is only behind Youtube and Twitter).
The "stalking various /vt/ posters" bit is the only fabrication.

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>>14836369
>The "stalking various /vt/ posters" bit is the only fabrication.
Don't believe this anon. This one's probably the stalker.

>> No.14839739

Why would he write her a positive poem and then say she stank?
I mean regardless, I've seen her roommate pics. The stank of that cute booty would infact have me tripping.

>> No.14839927

>>14839739
Clearly Mori was a brapfag magnet even before the incident

>> No.14839961

nigga we had this thread like 2 weeks ago

>> No.14841931

>>14833189
>POC
shut up nigger.

>> No.14842014

>>14830534
>literally shits on stream by "accident"
>people telling her that her ass stinks
It's not obliviousness at all, she obviously has a BRAP fetish and is giving dog whistles. That story was probably fake.

>> No.14845386

>>14841931
go back
>>>/pol/

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14846060

>>14830534
Haachama the Vrapper
Calli the Brapper

>> No.14847123

>>14833189
> POC
I’m sure Reddit would love to have you anon.

>> No.14847357

so is she autistic?

>> No.14848056

>>14836369
>I know you're tourists,
No you don't you bitch. I was just making conversation.

>> No.14848601

>>14842014
>she obviously has a BRAP fetish
god i hope so, i would plug her butthole shut with my nose and inhale the entirety of her rancid eruptions until my breath permanently reeks of Mori

>> No.14850147

>>14835277
I do the same.

>> No.14850246

>>14831401
https://files.catbox.moe/snah8t.webm

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>>14850246

>> No.14850863

>>14850246
>goes on /vt/ to stir shit
do your talents really, nijibros?

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>>14830534
imagine the smell

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>>14850947
SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.14851112

>>14830534
Funniest shit I’ve read all day. How do you even come to this conclusion? Swamp ass mori

>> No.14851357

>>14851112
Remember when she thought putting red eyeliner UNDER her eye would make her look cool, but instead everyone thought she had an eye infection?

>> No.14851371

>>14851357
she's such a cute autist..

>> No.14851764

>>14851357
One of my personal favorites is her favorite inuyasha boy is a bit character who shows up in a standard 1-2 volume arc and dies in the same arc

>> No.14851853

I've taken psychic damage from this thread

>> No.14851879
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14851879

>>14851357
what a cute dork

>> No.14852252

>>14848056
You type like a fucking woman, get out.

>> No.14852435

>>14852252
Nah.

>> No.14859304

>>14830534
Oh god I didn't pick up on this either, Gura's reaction should have tipped me off. He was telling her that she fucking smelled bad. Holy fuck I feel so bad for Mori.

Nevertheless I love her so much, she has such a special kind of dorkiness.

>> No.14861204

>>14830534
>>14830665
>be anonymously informed by a stranger that your ass stinks, which is about as mortifying as it gets for a woman
>confide in your sister about it
>she lies and tells you it meant you have a nice ass to spare your feelings
>believe her wholefartedly
>go on the internet and tell hundreds of thousands of people about it
>this whole time, ten seconds on urbandictionary could have save you
as expected from the fumigator of the forest

>> No.14861379

>>14830534
Usually by being a dude

>> No.14862348

>>14859304
What if he just liked the smell?

>> No.14862876
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14862876

>>14851357
I love her so much.

>> No.14862942

>>14830665
Oh poor Calli

>> No.14863020

>>14862876
What I love about Calli is she has just enough NEETness about her for her to be relatable to me and the other retards on this board, but is socially well-adjusted enough to still be a mommy. Perfect gf material

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AHEM
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.14864956

>>14861204
>wholefartedly

>> No.14865022

>>14830665

Being a rapper and not having any comprehension of real everyday slang is the most white girl thing of all time

>> No.14865112

>>14851764
Which character is this?

>> No.14865113

>>14831350

It sounds nothing close to positive, you know how bad you have to reek for a black guy to have a negative opinion of white girl ass

>> No.14865187

>>14833189

Nobody from the hood says booty stank as a good thing.

>> No.14865592

>>14864956
https://youtu.be/vS_ioPJqtZU?t=1868

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14867895

>>14830534
>>14842014
So if Mori is the brapper of Myth, who's the brapper of Council?

>> No.14868443

>>14867895
Demonstrably Kronii. She brapped in a council meeting.

>> No.14870152

>>14830534
Can't believe this level of sperg autism top kek. I might even watch Calli now, she seems fine.

>> No.14870534

Considering that Mori has had groomer drama teachers getting her to shake her ass along with this guy writing a poem to her ass, I can only assume Mori has an incredible and juicy dumper.
Along with her huge titties, it's fairly incredible that she can't get laid.

>> No.14873465

>>14861204
Sheeeeit. I just feel bad for her now. You've sucked all the fun out of it.

>> No.14876484

>>14830534
lots of drugs
explains her terrible music too

>> No.14876487

>>14830665
This bitch is literally obsessed with getting transcontinental levels of big black rail laid on her. She lives to service black cock.

>> No.14876896

>>14865022
cant spell brapper without rapper

>> No.14877534

>>14861204
fumigator of the forest

>> No.14877588

>>14870534
>groomer drama teachers getting her to shake her ass
Is there a clip for this?

>> No.14878413

>>14870534
Maybe she can go prison gay like some of the other Holos. Which one do you think would oblige Mori to release some of her pent up urges

>> No.14878828

>>14877588
She never mentioned teachers. I thought she meant her classmates made her twerk. At least that was my interpretation. It was in a Pokemon giratina stream.

>> No.14879492

>>14878413
Gura

>> No.14879740

>>14865022
My thoughts exactly.

>> No.14879770

>>14865022
She is italian.

>> No.14879846

>>14878828
Mori Calliope’s twerk wind smells like a dead raccoon.

>> No.14880258

>>14879770
She's Sicilian, not Italian

>> No.14880289

>>14879492
Gura lives on the other side of the world

>> No.14880488

>>14877588

https://youtu.be/dkSZy_xrQMM

It’s exactly what it sounds like

>> No.14880827

>>14880289
The question was which holo would oblige her. Gura would proactively volunteer to eat Mori's fat pussy.

>> No.14881031

>>14845386
eat shit nigger

>> No.14881080

>>14880827
Unless Guras tongue can go through the internet then it doesn't matter what she'd volunteer to do

>> No.14882178

>>14881080
Teledildonics is the future.

>> No.14883867

>>14878828
It was the teachers, she was auditioning for a role and they said she had to do it if she wanted the part.

>> No.14884767

>>14831204
Calli's braps makes me lose control

>> No.14886994

>>14876487
t. mutt

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