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I want to sexually harass all the holo girls while working at the Cover main office. I want to squeeze Sora's butt and make lewd remarks at Botan. Then I want to give a shoulder massage to Nene. After that I'd send sexually charged business memos to Suisei.

>> No.15047094

>>15047053
>sexually charged business memos
Like what?

>> No.15047332

>>15047094
"To: Susei

Your last performance singing "Stellar, Stellar" was perfect, however I'd like to give a few pointers to improve:

You have really great hips and should use them. Sway back and forth to really capture people's eyes. Be sure to flex your thighs, they look really great. You might also consider a pushup bra. If you want, we can go out to lunch and I can show you exactly what I mean. You've been looking great ever since you started losing weight.

Good luck next time, Sui-chan! You're doing great!"

>> No.15047420

>>15047332
This guy returns video tapes

>> No.15048342

>>15047332
>You've been looking great ever since you started losing weight.
Anon, she weights 43kg. If she loses more weight, she'll die

>> No.15048543

>>15048342
the goal is to make her into a weak victim. When she's starving herself she'll be more easy to control and manipulate.

>> No.15048621

>>15047053
Application denied.

>> No.15052307

>>15047332
Cover hire this man

>> No.15052906

>>15047053
I want to be sexually harassed by all the holo girls while working at the Cover main office. I want to have my butt squeezed by Sora and receive lewd remarks from Botan. Then I want to be forced into a "married kiss" with Nene. After that I'd find sexually charged business memos from Suisei.

>> No.15053150
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15053150

>>15047053
OP retarded

But being friends with someone autistic like Flare would be pretty kino.

>> No.15053160

>>15052906
This guy gets it

>> No.15053419

>>15047053
>.After that I'd send sexually charged business memos to Suisei.

Newsflash: An Staff member at Cover Corp headquarters has been assasinated. It is presumed that he has been stabbed 99 times with a pair of scissors. It is rumored that he had his tiny chin chin and balls cut and on his mouth amid an horrible splattershow.

>> No.15053595

>>15047053
>>15047332
uber based

>> No.15053757

>>15047053
Calm down, Senchou.

>> No.15055041

Return to Blizzard, good sir

>> No.15055776

>>15047053
>Then I want to give a shoulder massage to Nene
based sexual-harrassing anon knows the boundaries

>> No.15059992

>>15047053
You're never coming back after that incident with Mel

>> No.15063023

>>15052906
Why most women dislike being harassed by men, but most men enjoy being "harassed" by women?

>> No.15063484

>>15063023
Women only like being harassed by attractive men.
Men are just happy to receive attention.

>> No.15064535

>>15047053
The moment you touch Sora, A chan will throw you out of the window

>> No.15065288

are you going to do that in order? if so, it's probably not a good idea to start with the ceo's daughter

>> No.15066722

>>15047053
Explains why you're still living in your mom's basement jacking it off to chuubas, anon.

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15066751

>>15047053
>>15047332
Good posts.
>>15052906
Now this guy gets it.

>> No.15066806

Meru…

>> No.15067926
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>>15063023
No one actually likes to be sexually harassed. The only men who like it are the ones that don't get harassed in the first place.

>> No.15073431

>>15063023
that's not really true.

>> No.15076403

>>15052906
What sort of sexually charged business memos would Suisei send you?

>> No.15079949

>>15063023
You're confusing harassment with attention.

>> No.15080127
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15080127

>>15047053
dick in the pop corn peek a boo fuck these janny bans im with you let goooooo fuck

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>>15047053
I want to be nice to all the holo girls while working at the Cover main office. I want to forget Sora exists and help Botan cross the road and remind her to take her blood pressure medication. Then I want to give a shoulder massage to Nene (she is too retarded to understand the implication so this stays unchanged). After that I'd send professional and well formatted business memos to Suisei.

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>>15047053

>> No.15084160

>>15081797
How would you manage to forget that Sora exists while working at the Cover office when her face is probably plastered all over the walls?

>> No.15084229

How does one become a disinterested salaryman who accidentally lucks into managing idols.

>> No.15084295

>>15081797
you fucking monster

>> No.15084885

>>15067926
>>15073431
>>15079949

Can you provide examples of how non-megaugly woman can sexually harass a man in a way he dislikes it?

>> No.15084912

>>15047053
I didn't know Fubuki's english was this good.

>> No.15084984

>>15084229
Truck-kun

>> No.15085326

>>15067926
>The only men who like it are the ones that don't get harassed in the first place
Femanon please. I never get harassed (aside from of a looker comparing me to her father and sitting on my lap that one time) and still wouldn't like it. Women shouldn't expect me to put out in a misandrist, gynocentric, marxist, hypercollectivist uberdystopia that would crucify me on her behalf even if I did everything right.

Personally, I'd prefer to amass a personal army, conquer the world and genocide the chivalrous from the gene pool before settling down and sexually harassing some vtubers. I like to be comfy, and I couldn't be comfy while sexually harassing a woman if I still had to worry about some GALLANT NICE GUY, HERE TO SAVE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS WHILE TIPPING HIS FEDORA AT A RATE OF ONE THOUSAND COPES PER MINUTE, stepping in and whining about how m'lady deserves to be treated like a queen. Hard pass on dealing with that headache.

I'd rather grit my teeth, play Apex and cry bitch tears over becoming the kind of absolute subhuman scum that plays flavor the the current year games than have to deal with SOCIETY interfering in my private interpersonal relationships. As far as I'm concerned, if you're not invited to the orgy, shut up and go worry about your own sex life. Oh wait JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

>> No.15085425

>>15047053
This violates the terms of your parole after your conviction of assaulting Mel. To jail you go.

>> No.15085978

>>15085326
Im not reading all that shit nigga, sr you got molested by you dad tho.

>> No.15088755

>>15085326
take your meds

>> No.15089182

>>15063023
It’s just people thinking with the horny part of their brain. Even being someone who finds being dominated, abused, exploited, etc to be very hot in fantasies, getting this kind of attention from real, unattractive girls that aren’t the 2d idols in your imagination is just uncomfortable at best, annoying usually, and yeah, can be very unsettling. Nothing like being told by your work friend that “she wants to rape you” when she’s drunk.
In reality, it’s the same as is said about how flirting with girls is: it’s flirting if you’re hot, harassment if you’re ugly. Lots of people are into these kind of kinks, but you never imagine it being someone you aren’t attracted to (unless specifically you’re into that).

>> No.15089290

>>15085326
>1000CPM
Kek

>> No.15089356

>>15047332
Holy shit kill yourself

>> No.15090410

>>15089356
its not my fault your Oshi is so hot

>> No.15093647

>>15047053
>>15047332
I just saw this post on Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/rm129s/anon_is_a_sexual_predator

>> No.15093694

>>15063023
supply and demand

>> No.15095782

>>15093647
please go back

>> No.15097109

>>15052906
Based

>> No.15097185

>>15084229
How does one become a manager in the first place? Like what qualifications are needed?

>> No.15097211

>>15093647
Go back nigger

>> No.15097400

>>15097185
>friend of

>> No.15097570

>>15052906
Based

>> No.15099951

>>15084229
Isekai

>> No.15100424

>>15063023
One of these is a fantasy and the other one is something women experience all the time ?
Same way that Shota-neesan porn is hot, but the idea of adult women raping children is... horrible.

>> No.15103028

>>15052906
My guy gets it

>> No.15103080

>>15100424
is it?

>> No.15103093

>>15047053
all this but exclusively to Botan

>> No.15103296

I want to be forced by senchou into sexually dominating her against her will

>> No.15103945
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>>15063023
>>15063484
In general terms, it makes sense for women to dislike harassment much more than men because women are weaker and have a lot more to lose if they do get harrassed. I can't believe I had to type out something so obvious but /vt/ is /vt/.

>> No.15104032

>>15103945
>women
Wtf is that shit nigga?

>> No.15104158

>>15047053
Didn't Narukami make a video about you back in the day?

>> No.15104440
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15104440

>>15047053
My issue with this post is not the actions but the infidelity of them. Sexually harassing your Oshi is one thing, but going behind her back and groping other girls? there's a special place in hell for people like you...

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15104984

I'm boring so I would find Mio and marry her and have at least 2 children. That's it.

>> No.15106401

>>15104440
who said I had an oshi

>> No.15106541
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15106541

>>15063023
Anon, when it's an attractive man harassing a woman, he's "hitting on her." I got an entire ass cheek groped by a nasty old lady with no teef. Was up on a ladder hanging something up too, so I was about as "vulnerable" as I could've possibly been. Literally swatted "shoo" at her like a fly. 0/10, would not recommend. Can't cancel her for it either...
>My oshi gets grabby with mein tuchus
Jesus says I should turn the other cheek.

>> No.15106565

>>15104984
Exquisite taste

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