/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15087545
Literally any of them if they loved me.
But preferably UOOOOH

Watame. It's very cold here.

>>15087545
Matsuri

>>15087545
Do you have the card and would you care to share?

>>15087545
Gawr Gura seems like a fun fuck and also you would cuck the most ammount of simps by choosing her.

Same as Rushia. Deranged clingy woman which means the sex would be amazing and her gachis would kill themselves if they knew. And that's hot.

>>15087545
1. Suityan. She's my crush and I think she's a great person.
2. Korone. She's playful and fun. She's also much more mature than people realise. It would take a while to make her feel comfortable though. But that goes for me too, so w/e

cragy olly

>>15087634
Cuckchama... Or was it your hand?

Fuck off with your shit thread

>>15087545
Card?

Lui. I don’t believe any further explanation is necessary.

>>15087545
I agree with Snuffy that woman's charisma is magnetic and her hands are sexy and I know in my heart she would be a very enthusiastic and generous fuck.

Kiara. I've never pissed or shit on a girl, and I'd like to at least try it

This would be true happiness

Ame would fart under the covers on a cold night to warm both of you up

>>15087545
PIkamee

>>15087545
Noel for the ideal Japanese woman experience. Would be like fucking some stacked JAV star. I want to rub my face in her tits and her wispy pubes.

veibae, if she's actually down for all the shit she says she's down for, well we are talking from rimjobs to cuckqueen stuff, bitch makes me diamonds with all the shit she talks about.

>>15087545
I'm low-key, boring and low energy, so I'd prefer a cool-headed, confident chuba as company.

The fun ones may make for a great mistress, but competence and reliability are more important traits when it comes women worth sharing a bed with.

>>15087545
Most of them, desu, but especially Botan, Mio, Okayu, Fauna, and Baelz.

>>15089058
>Vei fingering and groping herself in the corner while you fuck Nyanners in the ass

>>15087545
>no chuuba that is a bed
I guess none of them, realistically.

Pink Cat.
She is so sexy even antis want to hatefuck her.

>>15089702
She's got that cute and sexy midwestern girl phenotype.

>>15088769
I hate that I cant refute this about my oshi

>>15089058
Can you link me a good clip of her talking about cuckqueening?

Honestly don’t know shit about her, but imagine the fluff.

>>15090407
Shit. Forgot pic

>>15090245
Not that Anon but I also saw her talk about being willing to/wanting to watch her partner fuck another, hot woman. I tried but couldn't find the clip for you.

I think she would make a great partner for really wholesome bed action.

>>15087545
I've unironically considered hiring a prostitute to whisper "honey" into my ear while she jerks me off

>>15090407
>>15090469
I watch Nina quite a bit and think she's incredibly hot, even if the mommy thing doesn't appeal to me

>>15087545
I NEED to marry and put a baby in her before she goes full menhera from not having kids

>>15087545
Pure sex

i'm split between >>15088769 and >>15089702
both at the same time onegai

>>15089702
only in her loli form

>>15095663
I'M GONNA TURN ITOU-SENSEI INTO A REAL MAN

>>15087545
Where's the pic without the censorship?

towa maji onahole

>>15087634
She's going to piss the bed

>>15088324
>hands are sexy
anon pls
although chubby chicks are generally fun in bed and give great head

>>15087545
Houshou Marine because I'm in love with her. Haha I live in the wrong country hehahaeheha

>>15089378
Based architect and hag lover.

>>15088769
i love this stupid detective

>>15100928
People said she had fat fingers, I disagree. Anyway, a bigger tell for the weight of a woman is her wrists/forearms and her wrists were completely fine. Also apparently she's lost some of the weight since back then.

And yes her hands were sexy she had great manicures 99% of the time. Also judging by some of the color choices, some shirt sleeves, and her love of Nightmare Before Christmas, I've got strong goth/former goth vibes from Snuffy.

>>15095387
don't worry, she's already having mine

The obvious answer are the hags. Damn hags, taunting and seducing an Oji-san like me with their childless bodies. I won't committ rape correction, but I'll make sure they're pregnant when I'm done with them.

>>15100867
But why piss the bed when she can piss in my mouth?

>>15101458
I want to be a dad too, anon.

>>15101458
Based, fellow haggot.

>>15087545
Snuffy would probably fart or something

>>15089702
i've been a fan of her long enough I can't find her attractive or get too annoyed with her. like a virtual sister

>>15087545
I want to have Anal sex with Risu every day.

>>15101949
to provide you warmth, yes, we've been over this

>>15087545
Pika...

>>15087545
give me her card

Mio
She looks like someone who's really good in bed, in all meanings

>>15089702
Very good taste, Anon. :)

>>15087545
The owl has my heart

>>15104478
oof
could've picked an oshi with no confirmed bf at least...

>>15104213

>>15087545
My indie oshi, I don't even want to have sex anymore, I just want to feel weight on my body

SHE NEEDS CHILDREN
MANY OF THEM

>>15087642
>>15088165
>>15103411
Pretty sure it's her official model. She's got some pics of the nude version on her Patreon, I think.

>>15105332
jesus I knew she commissioned lewd art but I had no idea her model is fully rendered too

>>15087545
millie

>>15087545
Unironically Kiara
after that, Ina, Rushia, IRyS in that order

Marine.

I want her big ass to destroy me.

>>15087686
BASED

>>15088378
This is what schizophrenia looks like

>>15101083
Cope, your oshi is a fat fuck

>>15111715
Snuffy isn't my oshi and a lot of the popular girls are chubby/"fat fucks".

anyway I still would

I choose Marine
I'm a fat fuck with no stamina just like she is so at least shell be as worn out as I am after 20
I am also incapable of ejaculation from penetration from literal decades of death grip

Okayu would be great. Good thing she'll do lewd ASMR during christmas, it's the next best thing.

>>15087545
Sex will have no meaning after you've bedded this plump white girl.

>>15111966
members or not?

bora sex

Chammers would be a freak in bed, and I think she'd be fine if we brought HSKW in too

>>15087686
This. Either Gura or Calli.

Your oshi with you watching.

>>15105113
Only based post itt

>>15087545
Non-censored version whoever needs it
https://files.catbox.moe/ashvuw.png

>>15104213
>Cuddles you in her soft, pudgy hag body after blowing your mind (and cock) in bed
GOD
DAMMIT

>>15088378
This is why Kiara is better for the shower than the bed.

>>15103145
I can't lewd the Pika.
At most, it'd be like a sleepover with a lifetime best friend.
Then suddenly in the middle of the night she starts poking you and going
>Hey anon, anon, aanoooon, are you asleep?
>I can't sleep either dayo
>She hugs you from behind and asks you to hold her
>Pika sleeps in your arms.

>>15118250
I sure can. But reading this... I crave it, I want to indulge

>>15087545
Snuffy. She's an absolute hedonist so I could give her all the drugs I could afford then just fuck her every way I could think of until I'm out of energy. Having a warm sex doll to fuck is the dream

Selen!

>>15089702
Nice

>>15087545

>>15126303
I don't think she's very good at sex.

>>15127169
That's fine. I could just fap while she whispers to me about all her wild sexual escapades that she claims to have experienced but is in fact probably still a virgin. She's good at pretending to be a slut which is perfect for roleplay.

>>15087545

>>15127413
>hymen breaks
>she's struggling to explain away the blood
>"uh it's uh, tomato sauce! yeah!"
>"yeah I keep some in there! real nasty fetish, look it up-uh!"

>>15088089
I’ve seen worse

>>15126303
>>15127818
>Vei being a crude unwashed slobby virgin girl
I do not believe the virgin part for a second but Vei would be a virgin would be SERIOUS gap moe. Like the cutest most lovable thing in the world.

>>15087545

Rene Ryugasaki.

>>15087545
I would unironically fuck the shit out of Vox Akuma then make his ass breakfast.

>>15128431
vei secretly being an actual virgin is just a rrat people joke about in the vshojo threads, but it is true that she has much, much less sexual experience than she wants you to believe. total shut-in who streams 90% of the time she's awake, too shy to answer the door when there was a hot delivery guy so she called her mom (happened on-stream), etc.

>>15112060
Members.

>>15134199
Emotional prostitution.

>>15101677
I don't remember mio being massive as noel

>>15104693
It's better if they have a bf.
If she was single I'd be fighthing all of her subs and more
Now I'm fighthing just one guy.

IKE IKE IKE
Need him to rail me to fucking death

>>15087545
none. I don't like to share a bed.

>>15087545
we would watch Blazing Saddles in bed before fucking to the Boss Nigger theme on loop

Silvervale. She would be so soft and romantic and want to do anything to please you, and want to cuddle a lot after.

>>15087545

>>15127486

>>15087545
Selen... being in bed with her after watching a Madoka marathon

>>15087545
One of these two semen demons,

>>15087545
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Kamiko Kana. Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some Viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that it'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Kana as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning, I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home-made lactation inducing cookies in the shape of Poptarts and Bepis to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Kana will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen, and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere, but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Kana's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck for which she will undoubtedly call me a cringe retard with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call, and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and based behavior. Kana will be the happiest girl in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore, I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs, I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>15087545
mio

>>15142833
Just make sure not to neglect her breasts like the other guys.

>>15087545
Mori

>>15134328
pregnancy does that to women, sorry anon, it was an accident (that we both planned in advance)

https://twitter.com/FairyIchika/status/1466370403476123653
Between the massive honkadonkabonkaroos and hours playing the recorder, she is made for sex. Plus, she seems like a genuinely nice girl, so that elevates her to waif material

Saa.
But she would BE the bed.

>>15100763
Got an artist for this one? Not getting hits anywhere.

>>15171500
Anon have you ever heard a recorder? It's the least sexy instrument on the planet. It just wouldn't work out.

>>15184433
No, that would be the contrabassoon.

Houshou Marine probably has pubes with the consistency of steel wool. I'd love to munch on her carpet for hours on end

>>15138857
kill yourself pillowbiter faggot

Mori is the only one for me.

>>15087561
Based

my cute wife Ina!

Any babi

>>15158463
Holy mother of based.
> "Breed me to life" plays in the background

>>15195637
Would you fuck her in her pile of garbage?

I want to sex a schizo womanchild at least once

>>15200137
yes