/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hire someone who can actually draw

>>1509920

Content

Bumping this gem of a thread

>>1509920
I knew it was a tranny even before the rainbow flag appeared.

>>1510066
>First Florida vtuber I see
>Absolute shitposter
Why am I not surprised?

>>1510041
:( It's just the concept art, jeez.

>>1510063
How shameful of a review of the post alone

>>1510063
Awww why, tho? I worked hard on this

>>1510085
Why thankyou!

>>1510180
But I'z workin hard in da VTubin fields! Picken V off of Tubes. Please be kind, for it is hard work!

>>1510041
The artist is actually very talented. It was commission

>>1510165
Oh yeah. Def a tranny. I'm still finna be a VTuber with my ear-scratching voice

>>1509920
who sent you? also what's with the shark teeth?

>>1510366
>The artist is actually very talented. It was commission
who’s the artist

>>1511126
I sent myself. And she's an alligator, thankyou very much. Hence the sharp teeth.

Why grill who sent me?

>>1511160
He's obscure. And I'd probably like to ask him before shilling out his artwork.

It's the model, that I expect to turn heads, not the concept art. Though I'm infatuated with the concept art itself. She's perfect!

Bump!

Porn when?

>>1509920
>Pony garbage immediately as I hit play
Oh no no no, this is already over. Please leave now.

Is this some dumb arg

>>1509920
That was dumb.

Is this OUR Vtuber?

>>1509920
babinku or tranny?

fuck off tranny

>>1509920
You either have the voice of a chain smoking 40 years old Karen or you're a flamboyant teenager with a voice changer.

>>1509920
>pony
oh god no, you will summon HIM

>>1510366
>tranny
Every goddamn time.

>>1519900
23 hear old chain smoker. Unfortunately. I know most of VTubing is in the voice, but yeah.

>>1519919
>>1519723
Since when did /vt/ not want anything to do with trans VTubers?

>>1514612
No, it's real.

>>1519674
What's a babinko?

>>1519903
Who?

>>1516464
˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

>>1509920
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>finna
rope time, nigger

>>1524850
I'm a lesbian but thanks for the huge post!

>>1524890
Suck my cock first, nigger.

>>1509920
What is it with white (trans)girls and the use of ebonics. You ain't black so stop talking like you are hood.

>>1525145
I love niggers! Is that ok? Or are you racist?!

>>1525181
Nigga. If you "love niggers" you would, at the VERY LEAST, use nigga.

>>1525230
SORZ!! Tranny brain kinda dum senpai

>troon
>ebonics
Rope now

Anons stop bumping the thread. Legit getting worked up by a troon or a person who wants you to get worked up by one.

>>1528073
No.
mfw this thread

>>1528073
Bump

Bump? And I somehow got banned. I don't know why. It was an hour ban

>>1528006
What's a troon?

>>1525145
I don't know, maybe it was the prison time that made me a redneck. And rednecks talk sometimes similar. Idk. It's not ebonics tho.

>>1525249
Who iz you, sweetie pie, you're not me!? Why are you pretending to be the OP?

>>1528073
Again, what's a troon?

>>1525130
>>1525181
>>1525249
Hey, why are you pretending to be OP when you're not, luv? That's just silly.

>>1530839
Saying "troon" is a positive way to refer to transgendered persons to emphasize how heckin' cute and valid they are! B)

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

Every single person can tell your real gender the moment they hear your voice. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>1509920
wtf is your content even going to be

>>1528073
This thread is fucking hilarious

>>1530882
I'm assuming it's derogatory. I guess I'm just going to go with it 0,0
Yay

>>1532316
Uhhhhhhhh.... Content! I don't know.

>>1509920
that's not even a fucking tranny voice
it's a fucking voice changer
jesas christ

>>1533981
Actually, no. I tampered with volume and pitch, but it's not voice changer.

gatekeeping is necessary for the vtubing community otherwise the scene gets flooded with trash like this and detracts attention from those with actual talent and skills.

>>1509920
What the fuck.
I'm not even bothering to check your video.
You write like a mentally handicapped pedophile trying to pretend he's a 12 year old girl in order to lure some unsuspecting boys into his fuck shed.
Try advertising in Reddit instead, or Gaia online, or something.
Basically anywhere where people are too scared to tell you you're a retard because they don't want to get banned.
And your avatar looks like shit too.

>>1510165
How can I become faster at recognizing trannies? I always find out too late...

>>1535335
By accusing everyone and like a broken clock, being right twice a day.
no but really, for some reason they often write like 12 year olds in 2007, no adult woman does this.

>>1509920
Even Artemis was more subtle about having a dick
I had to force myself to listen to your hormonally nuked voice for 2 minutes

Why do you even want this board to be your viewers I have no idea. Assuming you're legit, that is.

Hey! I made a video about you guys roasting me!

https://youtu.be/LPV09WDl2do

>>1534396
Why so harsh? I haven't even came out with a model yet. It's just a character for now. And how is it so trashy??

>>1534999
That's exactly why I post here. The comments are funnier and realer. Anyway, yeah, I'm all retarded I guess

>>1535335
Use the tranny detector on your phone app. Obvi!

>>1535422
But it's 2021! I type the way I talk, what's wrong with that?

>>1535892
Ouch. Her voice is way cuter anyway. Yes. Hormones have nuked my voice ;~; oh well. I'll still try.

>>1536029
Mostly because my background doesn't cater to SJW types all that much so it's fruitless to try and fish viewers from other sites with identiy-politics that expect me to give some long liberal bio about being a tranny.

Look, hon, I just can't taylor my brand of content to suite the wants of every blue haired tumblr girl with a political standing. I'd rather a 4chan crowd go "oh look, she's a tranny that can laugh at herself. Maybe her brand of shitpost-y humour might have some content worth laughing at."

The fact that my voice is irritating is more of a troll-y negitive turned positive. Like when they hear me, I want people to find it funny.

https://youtu.be/LPV09WDl2do

New video!

>>1537961
I admire your confidence. I hope you have fun with being a vtuber. Honestly I think if you got your rig set up, you do have an interesting sense of humor.

>>1538260
Thankyou! I try my best to turn negative into positive and repackage it all. Annoying voice? Make fun out of how annoying it is! Use it to say silly things. Not enough money for production? Screw it, I'll make it so bad it's good. Like a cringy public access show that turns into a meme.

The model is on the way, and she's not cheap :/ but she should be cross compatible with the major software.

I'm going to buy the computer for the software soon, as it will actually be the first computer I've ever bought. I only have a cell phone, and the two videos on my channel were half-assed silly stuff I made on my phone to reveal the concept art for the model.

But thankyou! Again, I really want to turn the negitives into assets to my entertainment brand.

>>1537961
>1 sub

>>1538780
I should make a framed picture of that subscriber for celibration of my first sub

>>1537961
>>1538200
Kino..

ywnbaw

Why are you asking advice here

>>1538539
I'd say just have fun and keep doing what you like, subbed because I'm curious to see what other shit you come up with. I dunno, I have a soft spot for low budget productions that have a lot of creativity and energy so your two videos and their shitposty style really speak to me.

>>1539359
Oh I googled that. Cute. Yeah, maybe, but at least I can make tranny jokes and laugh along.

>>1539408
Uh, it's a VTubing board?

>>1539468
Awww, thankyou, sweetie, that's very good life fuel! I'm sure with time and stuff the quality of content will continue to evolve, but I have allot of raw entertainment ready to put onto video.

Thankyou so much!

>>1539295
Is that like.... A diet or something?

>>1510063
>announcing a report
Kek what a bitch

>>1537961
I'm going to do you a solid and level with you:
It's novel if nothing else. So you're appealing to 4chan. Alright.
Do you actually use the site or are you new here?
"I produce content" may have elicited a ghost of a breath of a chuckle, but seriously, what will you actually be doing? You still have to be entertaining when that novelty wears off.
Assuming all goes well, you get some fans, being an insult punching bag isn't sustainable. Nobody wants their oshi (and go look up the meaning yourself ffs) to take abuse. Not even us. Especially since your skin is perhaps not THAT thick (seeing as you didn't acknowledge >>1530898). You will have to change this up eventually.
Don' t use the 4chan slurs in your actual content for fucks sake. Delete that video. Never bring this thread up again. You're safe here, but you sure as hell aren't on YT.
Do you have any particular reason to become a Vtuber or are you just that stoned?

I'm just going to assume my rope comment is in the video and I'm now internet famous, thanks op.

>>1540208
Oh, and threads die quick here, so hurry your ass up, chop chop. You won't get many chances to shill here with this level of KANTENT so make the most of it

>>1540424
>KANTENT
is that you, digi?

>>1540528
I left out the H so it wouldn't get noticed for that

>>1540552
I'm not hearing a "no", so...

>>1540208
Yeah, I've been here for maybe 10 years or so.

I have stuff ready to produce. Yes, the first video was meant to be nothing more then something to release to announce the coming avatar model.

The content and humour, as you say, won't last without a foundation of originality or wit. I know this. But hey, I'm trans, right? Maybe... Instead of being too insecure about it, I just laugh at myself a little and move on. Like, "yeah, I'm a tranny. Get to know me."

I'm leaving the video up for now, unfortunately in regards to your request to remove it.

I get it, it used to be cancerous to "talk about 4chan outside of 4chan" but it's not 2007 anymore! 4chan is on the news, pop culture, schools, everything. This site isn't as "underground" as edgy middle schoolers might assume or think. It's been years since the old traditions were cared about. So? Why cry when you can profit.

>>1540307
Unfortunately that one didn't make it ;~; soweee

>>1540424
Eh, I'll get my self shilling in when I can ,I guess.

I'm sorry OP. Western vtubers are niche and transexual western vtubers are a niche within a niche and transexual western vtubers trying to appeal to the 4chan audience is... just too niche to be worth it, I think

>>1540208
Oh! And I'm becoming a VTuber because I'm a 23 year old millennial transgirl with a prison record and entertainment seems to be right up my ally. Plus, I fell in love with HoloLive when I first discovered them and VShojo has impressed me still. I guess I want to get on the bandwagon before it's too late? I dono. It's just something I can actually pour my heart love and passion into

>>1509920
are you a virgin?

>>1540694
>I'm leaving the video up for now, unfortunately in regards to your request to remove it.

>I get it, it used to be cancerous to "talk about 4chan outside of 4chan" but it's not 2007 anymore! 4chan is on the news, pop culture, schools, everything. This site isn't as "underground" as edgy middle schoolers might assume or think. It's been years since the old traditions were cared about. So? Why cry when you can profit.

Not at all my point, it's for YOUR sake actually. We have moderately successful Vtubers from here that appeal to us directly that we actually like, and none of them use any slurs, not because they think it's edgy (they use them anonymously like rest of us), but because of the realities of being on YouTube. You can and will be taken down or struck if enough twitter faggots make noise about you, which, if you're planning to get anywhere with this, they eventually will. You need to future proof your content.

Also, 10 years? Don't know what Kino, babiniku and other terms are? Are you just new to /vt/ or something?

I don't think I've seen a single chuuba on earth that would be playing on a difficulty as hard as you, if you're serious. Besides 4chan-aligning western vtuber tyranny, you also talk like... that. Probably little to no GFE, and still haven't said in plain English what you'll actually be doing all day.

Ngmi, but I wish you all the best. Kanofags exist so I guess fucking is anything's possible.

>>1541065
Can you tell I am also inebriated?

>>1509920
>I'm self conscious as hec >_<
you should be

>>1541065
>Kanofags
Of course someone who would speak pejoratively about Kano supporters is trying to honestly communicate with a batshit tranny.

OK I'll bite, why did you go to prison?

>>1541162
You tell me, you're the experts in communicating with trannies

>>1541033
Ooooo! I can tottaly be a saiso virgin nun! Yes (> ਊ <) teehee~

>>1541065
>>Not at all my point, it's for YOUR sake actually. We have moderately successful Vtubers from here that appeal to us directly that we actually like, and none of them use any slurs, not because they think it's edgy (they use them anonymously like rest of us), but because of the realities of being on YouTube. You can and will be taken down or struck if enough twitter faggots make noise about you, which, if you're planning to get anywhere with this, they eventually will. You need to future proof your content.
You're actually very spot on right about that, I'd say. Hmmmm.... Interesting perspective, and one that I had in the back of my head yet you put forth so eloquently.

So a few things. My mind keeps running to senzawa that abandoned the mature/edgy content after she became Gura.

I'm not saying I'm using the pre-lude time to my 2D model coming in as semi-lost content for fanbase building. But I am saying that in that second video I posted, the worst slur I heard was "tranny" and that's for personal reason that I let that stay and be posted. In a weird sort of way, I like to own the derogatory and make it a positive. Unless theirs something I'm missing. Including that word may get my stuff demonotized in the future, but for now it stands as a statement of ownership of the more shallow and crude observations made. That I am, in fact, transgender. And I am not uptight in my feelings about it too much to laugh at myself a little.

Besides, for the same reasons why I can't get a real job I'm not stressing about reputation.

As far as GFE goes, I was a prostitute in New Orlines and Mexico for a few years and I think I know how to give that GFE if I want to. Thing is? Why the FUCK would I want to do that with my audience? I figure, they'll like me because I'm funny, not because they want to fuck me. Hate to be the honest one on this, but transgirls don't go verry far outta niech interests as sex symbols, even if it's as a presentable saiso idol.

So yeah, I can be that idol girl of your dreams, but that's not where my content is strong. My voice is too ugly to whisper spine chilling sweet seductions, and my humour is too cringy and femme to appeal to those looking for saiso princesses.

And no, I was an /mlp/ poster, unfortunately.

>>1541108
Yes! (｡・//ε//・｡) Do you like cute plushies and huggies?

>>1541162
Aaaaaand /vt/ politics.

>>1541180
"The usual, just some dumb stuff"
-litteraly everyone that's ever gone to jail ever.

[?]fun fact, the VTubjng model has three dots tattooed under the eye because I have that tattoo IRL on my face[/?]

>>1509920
delusional tranny cope, you'll never be a woman

turning tricks in mexico lmao this must be bait

>>1524723
Trannies are not cute girls, hence they are not liked.

>>1541656
>HERposting
you might wanna consult the board rules about that
you should AT LEAST try to hide it under some layers if you want to talk about that stuff

honestly I liked it do som more content for us, when are u gonna open ur superchat sweet i like you show me morre content plese

>>1541656
I see. Well, slurs aside
GFE has a different meaning and connotation here than it does in sex work, so that's not what I was referring to. Ideally you'd have wanted to lurk more and learn the lingo before asking for advice, as misunderstandings like this can happen. Nobody likes to spoonfeed.

>And no, I was an /mlp/ poster, unfortunately.
Christ

At any rate, again, it's novel, but not very promising. I'll give you a sub because I'm a variety junkie but please, do your reps next time.

>>1541937
Probably doesn't even know what you mean by that

Sup

>>1540630
No I'm not Digibro, God help me

>>1542124
Will do.

I'll make a confession on this note. Though, yes, I've been on 4chan for about 10 years now, the existance of /vt/ is new to me in the past year. Unfortunately, I thought it was new. I honestly should know better and know to lurk and info-hustle till I got a jist of the vibe here, what with lingual variances and all that create these unfortunate misunderstandings.

I definitely want to spark interest in the content that's going to be rolling out in the next few months, so the advice is helpful.

But thankyou for the sub!

>>1541937
>>1542158
I'll bite and humble myself to admission of ignorence
(´-﹏-`;) What is Her posting and how badly of a tourest do I look like asking that?

Besides, even though I post on /mlp/ I might be considered a tourest around these parts. Idk.

>>1541938
Oh yeah! When the model rolls out and it's all put to software I can do the supperchats!

I have some ideas for interesting content ...

>>1541926
Dawwww, but mista anon, can't I be a saiso pwincess? I pwomise I won't have a peepee fo'eva, mista anon.

>>1541791
I'll post proof if you give me a sub.

>>1542830
>What is Her posting and how badly of a tourest do I look like asking that?

It's against the rules to talk about anything a vtuber did prior to their current vtubing career. Then again, self promotion is also against the rules.

Also I'll give you a hint, 98% percent of this board is maladjusted losers looking for an emotional prostitute in the form of qt japanese anime girls. You aren't japanese, so that's strike one. You say you don't want to pander to people looking for the virtual girlfriend experience, so that's strike two. And on top of that, by most of 4chan's standards you aren't a girl.

The best advice I can give you is don't invest a lot of money or effort into this, because you're just wasting both.

>>1542830
>(´-﹏-`;) What is Her posting and how badly of a tourest do I look like asking that?
https://www.4channel.org/rules#vt
consult rule 2
/vt/'s a fairly young board but a lot of its culture came from the old /hlg/ and /hlgg/ threads on /jp/
posting about the previous lives of Hololive girls was fairly common there until mods put their foot down, and rule 2 is the legacy of those /jp/ mods
HERposting specifically refers to "IT'S HER" posts from back during a particular EN debut

I don't want this thread to end. These are some of the funniest posts I have read in a while.

Honestly I don't mind this vtuber hanging around if the content is just picking fights with anons.

I love you, you godamn faggot
keep shitposting

>>1543403
>v4channer
Sugoi

you sound like a trailerpark methhead, and i mean that as a compliment

>>1537961

>>1545781
>>1510063
FOR FREE

Honestly OP sounds so degenerate and messed up it might actually produce entertaining content.

Keep up the good work, Tranny.

is OP actually the chuuba in their post or is OP shitposting

>>1546940
I mean, OP literally made a video about the replies they got in the thread.

This is a fantastic thread, keep going forward until you make it or this whole thing blows up in your face tranny. I'll be watching

>>1509920
Dilate and leave forever.

>>1546994
Yeah, I just saw it.
Anyways tranny or not I gotta give props for at least making content and not being a tba vtweeter forever
It's also nice for a change to see someone that has enough skin to do something stupid like this.
Not a big fan of the voice and the character is okay i guess, if they don't go out of their way to whine about people of my political persuasion they're okay in my book

Okay Noko, I am intrigued. Imma go check you out.

>>1533981
Mari-san is a cool babiniku but fuck troons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmmLQ2dcqW8

I just watched one of your videos, sorry bro, you have peak tranny voice, it's disgusting. My real advice to you would be learn a trade skill, use that money for therapy and reverse your trannification, only way you're gonna make it.

They're no Kiara Takanoshi, that's for sure! Can't beat good 'ol Kiara!

>>1547864
Get out of our tranny thread, pleb.

How much longer can this be made to last?

>>1534999
I like this post, nice trips

>>1509920
hi

>>1524723
Since forever. Trannoids aren't cute.

>>1543085
>The best advice I can give you is don't invest a lot of money or effort into this, because you're just wasting both

Oh no, I'm sinking my life savings into this.

>>1543300
Ah, that makes sense. Well, I'll take advantage of the self promotion I'm technicly allowed. While it lasts.

Also, I have a tripcode but it seems fairly decent to anon post.

>>1543403
Awww, but anon and I shouldn't fight. We should band together as the Liberian child soldiers and eat monkeys and smoke heroin. That way, we can insist that our union is holly and protected under the watchful eyes of the catholic Mother, Daughter, and Holly Sister of Jessy Christal.

>>1545576
Thankyou! Taking advantage of my natural down-home rednecky vibe was what I was going for in making Kady Kat an alligator.

Besides, I don't smoke meth anymore. I mean, maybe. When it's around. Or ya know, I happen to have some. And if I have some, I can't sell it!!! That's like, illegal! No, I am obligated to smoke it and reveal the secret mysteries of the timespace contiuum.

>>1546043
Thankyou! ( )

>>1546940
That's me.

>>1546994
Yeah, that was a quick thing to just generate the impression that I can take a joke. You know.... N-not like I c-cant take a joke, senpi (｡・//ε//・｡)

>>1547156
Woo! Absolutely!

>>1547212
Nuu! Lick my wound! >=c meaaaanie!
*Picks vagina boogers out of my gaping tranny hole*
The nerve of some people....
ᕙ()ᕗ Calling ME gross. Pshh.

>>1547669
Sorry, anon, but I'm kinda-sorta stuck trans and honestly love it. I won't give the whole spiel about how great hormones are, but I will say this: local law enforcement is way more pleased at a tranny flashing their chest at then then a guy.

>>1547864
Heh! I guess you might be right about that, luv!

>>1552321
How much more videos can I max out production?

>>1552493
Hello and welcome! How is life?

>>1552521
You may not find me kawaii moe, senpi, but someone somewhere is itching to pat my head.

>>1546157
>.
Oh forgot to reply! I will, thankyou(〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

>>1537961
You're not bad, for a trannoid.

>>1547280
>i guess, if they don't go out of their way to whine about people of my political persuasion they're okay in my book
Honestly, I could say the same thing. I don't want to talk politics on my streams or videos and I really don't want to alienate my viewers.

But ya know, when a certain Potus I really really liked , left the presidential office to that Alzheimer's patient we have in the Whitehouse now, I swore I'd never utter a political word again. I even had to delete all my MAGA pictures on my phone, to avoid attention :c

>>1553401
Thankyou, anon!

>>1553471
made for bbc

Wait this isnt a shitpost

Just wanted to drop this here k.

I'll save this picture for when I get demonotized

>>1553611
I mean, we meme'd a president in the white house and all great history and tragedy started with a joke.

So yeah, I'm FR in the OP.

>>1553545
Big Black C**K, or the British Broadcasting thingy?

>>1553286
>I don't smoke meth anymore
godspeed you glorious faggot
this is the most entertaining thread I've seen on this board for the past few weeks

>>1553286
Life is pain, but watamelon makes it better.

>>1553471
You may want to fix those oversized brat doll shoes.

>>1553286
what are vagina boogers?

>>1509920
>ya'll
Please don't use the term "y'all" unless you live in the deep south of the USA. It's cultural appropiation

>>1554319
Y'all black or smthng?

>>1554254
You have now invited strangers to post gore images in this thread. I hope your happy.

>>1553286
What is your gameplan for content past this though, tranny. You can't exactly make videos about us forever and keep people entertained.

>>1553682
Big Black Cock.

>>1557796
How many hours in MSpaint

>>1553703
Thankyou!

>>1553707
Can I haz a pekora carrot instead?

>>1554319
>Florida
Kk, ya'll. Green-ass jit finna tell me how ta sprek?

Just kidding. But yes, I'm very southern.

>>1557796
Saved and posted on my discord

>>1554254
A magical thing that all trannies have when they cut their pee-pees off. Vagina boogers are a periodical (no pun intended) thing for girls, but for transgirls, it amounts to the puss and blood from irritating the cut too much. This, vagina boogers. Or psudo-pussy boogers, since most ya'll seem to not consider a surgical puss real.

>>1554360
I'm on my third video now in three days. I'm buying software, computer stuff, and definitely new audio equipment.

Check out the new video, I guess.

>>1554198
I find them cute! Why? ;~;
*Cries*

OP here.

New video: https://youtu.be/tB08fA9EKDU

Also, I need a lot of help with the audio engeneering. The quality of my recordings is awful. Is there any recommended software to smooth out the audio quality or should I buy a nice mic or something?


Also, for authenticity purpose I haven't used a voice changer. Should I?

>>1561534
Why is this tranny so cute bros...

>>1561534
I actually wanted to say the audio quality in this video is too good. The voice is more understandable, almost like the content is meant to be interpreted, which I thought wasn't the case. Get more stoned next time.
If you want to make this kind of schizo content you should look into mumkey jones, he shat pure gold but that guy knew how to write

>>1562392
Nah, it's all jokes and sillies. The content isn't to be taken too seriously.

>>1561793
Awwww, cute (灬ºº灬) thanks. But you're saying that bassed on my voice? Yikes! That's crazy. You haven't even seen a selfie (which I won't post here, but I sometimes do in my discord server)

New video link: https://youtu.be/DTmFMVtHCE0

Had to take it down the first time because technical stuff.

>>1557796
what's up with this character being associated with "le blacked lol" he doesn't even look like a nigger but that chink tuber is calling him nee ge and then suddenly this clearly not a nigger chad is representative of all of them?

I really hope you commit suicide you tranny freak.

This whole thread is kind of a dumpster fire, OP, you should really just cut your losses and take the few subs you got, lurk more before trying again.

>>1553286
>Sorry, anon, but I'm kinda-sorta stuck trans and honestly love it.
I met this boomer when I was in the city who identified as a she-male. They used to be trans woman until they started going to womens' support groups and realized that they weren't quite on the same level as cis women (quite literally the "you will never be a woman" shitpost) and got off of HRT, but s/he knew they could never really go back to being a man because of all the modifications s/he had undergone up to that point and so just decided to run with a new self-image. This actually offended a lot of trans people in their circle who accused shim of using transphobic slurs and they're kind of an outsider now (honestly I think that's good for him just based on how insufferable trans city folk as a culture can be)
But in any case I hope you do have a support structure that extends outside of occupational faggots (which I use as shorthand to refer to people who make being LGBTQIAZZTopXCalibre the basis of their identity) just in case you do have some kind of phase where maybe you doubt your "trannyness" for lack of a better term. Based on what that boomer told me they had some difficulty because of essentially being "rejected" by his local faggot circle. cool dude/tte.

>>1563138
I never really understood this. Obviously it would be mighty convenient for those trannyvangelicals to off themselves but a lot of the trans phenomenon are people who can best be characterized as victims of social pressure. Heck its at the point now where boys are told they may be trans if they like playing with dolls and then egged on to accept this characterization by toxic enablers around them. Becoming statistics won't solve the problem.

>>1563213
Smart idea! Sounds good.

Was a good thread tho

>>1562987
I mean, she was chinese and didn't seem to know that outside china that would be inflammatory.

>>1563138
( ˘ 3˘) No u~

>>1563494
>I mean, she was chinese and didn't seem to know that outside china that would be inflammatory.
I'm a chink myself and no, I'm pretty sure she knew lmao. She even said that this "nee ge" which the way she said it is actually like saying a cutesty "nee brother" or "nigger brother" in slang was a servant that would help her family pick cotton or something which was hilarious. She basically directly referenced house niggers in the antebellum american south.

>>1563458
Honestly, I'm pretty happy as I am. And yes, I know I will never be the same as a cis girl. I know I don't have a uterus.

But I am happy. I have friends. I take my meds.

I simplify by identifying simply as female (instead of the complicated trans identifiers that recently popularized) but I know deep down I'm never going to be things like a true mother. But hey, it's okey. I don't have to put myself on par with anyone, woman trans or otherwise.

The LGBTQ comunity in the area splintered in my city so each letter is its own social circle, and I know some of the local transgirls. They're nice. Some of them are my friends. And some of them are just cross-dressing perverts, but that's none of my bussness to care about their life. Most of the girls I know actualy are girls (trans, yes, but there's a level of interpersonal understanding of another person that, whether you give validity or not to gender).

But yes, that actually happens sometimes. Oh well. I love my hormones.

>>1563550
How do i get asian women to have sex with me oh wise asian anon.

>>1563550
I saw it but that's still funny if she was well aware of how inflammatory it was. I can't remember, did she single handedly shutdown HoloLive China because of that?

>>1563458
some impressionable anons will think anything in this post is factual.
>>1509920
ngmi, but this thread was fun. ill never watch 30 seconds of your "content" bc your way of speaking disgusts me (as does the entire south and everything about southern usa culture, fuck all of yall) and hearing it in a disgusting voice does not sound like a good use of my time. the avatar doesn't do it for me either.
BUT i hope you continue to make threads and posts for as long as they are interesting.

What the fuck just happened?
Did I get laid? Is this sex?

>>1563620
well you seem to have a healthy amount of cope which is a good thing. I wish you the best.

>>1563643
Depends on the type. I'm not really someone you should ask though.

>>1564181
>some impressionable anons will think anything in this post is factual.
some impressionable youths do, in fact, get convinced to undergo such trans modifications when they are not necessarily trans and then later have a realization that this isn't what was best for them. This is something backed up in data as a significant number of trans people are now undergoing reversals. This also coincides with a period of increased transitions beyond what was reasonable to expect before and I don't believe this is just because of an increase of exposure and acceptance to being trans.

>using one person's voice as an excuse to denigrate an entire geographical region with many types of people and subcultures
lol

>>1561338
Did they let you keep the dick after it was cut off so you can display/look at it.

>>1564993
Oh god, you just reminded me of the FAL tranny from /k/.

>>1541926
The only exception is dakooters

>>1564966
What? (｡・//ε//・｡)

>>1564970
Thankyou! I will try my best

>>1564993
...................

>>1565034
This is a new story to me. I rarely get /k/ memes, but do tell.

>>1565099
>This is a new story to me. I rarely get /k/ memes, but do tell.
Back when I was an underage lurker, the only 4chan board I would go to was /k/. There was some trans person who would post pictures of their guns next to the formaldyhyde jars that contained their preserved members.
There are probably screenshots of this but I did not save these images for obvious reasons.

I don't care if you trans or whatever as long as your content is good and breaking the current vtuber conventions. Post here when you done that. Good luck

Here's my discord server in case anybody is interested: https://discord.gg/p64xgVPj

We can talk social, meta, art, ect ....

>>1565204
https://youtu.be/DTmFMVtHCE0
This was today's video.

>>1565156
That's ... Wow.

>>1565269
ha ha, you didn't get to keep your dick, I bet some kike used it as skin cream.

>>1565244
>Faggots in this thread are going to become literal discord trannies

woah

your trannie voice isn't even cute, can you ask some actual convincing trannies for advice and improve it? Thanks

>>1565312
>He hasn't been curious about what being a discord tranny is like

>>1565312
:c I would never want to convert you to become a tranny. That would mean less tranny powers for me!

>>1565331
Define convincing, because I've been transitioning for a while and though my voice is annoying....

https://voca.ro/1fFb2QvRQn9w

>>1565269
Can I use Mongolian magic or is this video 100% fake no real?

>>1565591
The Finnish can cast mongolian magic spells, yes ෆ .̮ ෆ


In all seriousness, unfortunately, the video is for LOL's and giggles. But someone, somewhere along the line, is going to take it seriously and I'm already dreading this.

>>1565651
I doubt someone would take seriously such an obvious shitpost, but I'll laugh if somebody thinks the gingers are the oppressed super race

>>1565507
Well, I've been trying to load up as many people into the server to use it as a launchpad and hub for commercial and technical side of things. And it's been nice and comfee social in the loby. The censored channels are invite-only, and even some of what you see here is apon-request or relievence-based only.

Plus, Royal House™ is planning on going brick-and-morter eventually with an office set up similar to the discord server.

>>1565730
According to ancient Royal House™ Entertainment lore (from a very very bad idea me and my sisters pitched), the real Aryans were the black land owners of Liberia (a country in west Africa): where they proceeded to rebrand Nazism as a multiracial, all inclusive, pro-LGBT bussness empire with NPO branches helping the starving children in Ireland.

But going through RHE lore from the "burn pile" (the pile of bad ideas) is practicly like stepping into an ARG. They have lore out the ass, and some of it's pretty funny. I try not to reference too much of it, but still.

There's allot of fear of loosing sponsorships on an already under-funded company because of lore like this.

Anything to do with Nazis is frowned upon, unfortunately, even though we tried our best to pitch the idea of a black charitable nazi group for satire.

Me and my sisters are debating whether we should brush some of our bad ideas (I.E endless Royal House™ lore from failed or bad ideas we pitched)

I genuinely thought you were just a chain smoker mid 20 year old before jumping to the assumption that you’re trans

>>1566135
>Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, sure
>Curious how he got assassinated right when he was about to send them back (to Liberia)

>>1563620
This thread has left intrigued, I feel like I'm being baited. Subbed anyways. Best of luck and also
>I take my meds.
Already doing better than 80% of /hlgg/ and this board in general if we're being honest.

>>1567086
Thankyou so much! Uh, I'm not baiting. Just promoting, I guess. It's a shill but not one with malace, I guess. I hope I can make my projects take off.

>>1566515
Well, I litterally have a whole chanel on me and my sister's discord server dedicated to this exact topic.
Try out the Liberia General and wait for the tinfoil hat to go on my sister about eugenics and genetic engeneering in West Africa from the hands of rich, black, nazi party members.

But this isn't /pol/ and talking too much about this stuff is a kettle of gunpowder ready to go off in terms of loosing sponsorships or other business interests that don't want association with such subject matters.

>>1566254
Oh yes! Well, I do smoke allot. Like, a pack a day usually. Sometimes half a pack on a good day. But within the last two weeks, I went through at least two ounces of weed and it REALLY scratched my throat and gave me a really bad cough. I should be good soon.

But ... Thankyou?

Again, please kill yourself. The vTuber space is as crowded enough as it and garbage from someone like yourself with no talent or idea of what they are doing is not needed.
Sage.

Also, do not dislike the content on Youtube as any sort of interaction will trigger the recommendation algorithm.

>>1567814

I'm finna get myself a model and do it anyway.

Save them butthurt tears, I need a little something to add to my water for taste.

Well, that was a fun thread.

>>1567790
stop that, you're already a tranny and have the associated health liabilities that come with it. Adding such a heavy smoking habit on top of that guarantees that you're going to die unusually young.

>>1571203
;~;
Unfortunately, that might be true. However, the idea of having a future at all is totally new to me and Im slowly trying to figure out how to cope with the idea that I might make it to 25.

A few years ago, I would have sworn I'd be dead by now.

you should do a video of yourself reading various "Florida Man" headlines

Don't worry, you can always live stream an hero for a /gif/ gore thread if your vtranny career doesn't work out, you'll have MADE IT by 25.

>>1574232
Yes, this is a good idea. In fact, I've read some of those stories from my own hometown area. It's funny to me.

>>1574361
I'm not 25 yet, tho.

But nah some us be happy, silly. If the career doesn't work out, there's always living as a welfare ninny and smoking pot before I die of old age and natural causes at as an elder at 35

>>1565269
>house ginger
Holy shit my sides

>>1574678
I'm glad you found it funny!

One last bump?

trannies who became trans after watching too much mlp and anime make me seethe harder than anything else holy shit

>>1580650
Good morning to you too!

>>1580726
Can I cook an egg on that seething? Or are their tears to drink?

>>1585887
>Can I cook an egg on that seething? Or are their tears to drink?

your pony humor disgusts me, now please fuck off back to your containment board

>>1585887
No tears, but there's plenty of whine.

>>1585937
Nah lol

>>1585959
>MFW I seriously contemplate what that taste like.
>It's sold as "whine" and not "wine"
>Made from.... Hmmmm.... Chili peppers fermented with some light [secret] flavouring
Considering I love to trademark ideas like this for my personal business assets, thankyou.

In 5-7 years time, email proof (screenshot) that you are the anon that had the idea and as long as I remember this moment, I'll throw you a royaly entitlement (for life) check.

Thankyou and you're welcome.

>>1580726
Digi is based stfu

I actually feel bad for you, this is like someone deciding they're going to make a video game without knowing any code. Or someone deciding they're going to be the next spielberg so they start filming a movie on their iphone

>>1586851
Gotta start somewhere. I mean damn, I'm only 2(?) Years old.

>>1586510
>>1585959
Okey, anon, so Whine™ was available for trademark. This will take a while. Get the trademarks now and do production investment pitches latter.

It legal needs to be sold as "wine" or liquor depending on the alcohol but if we (me and my sisters) put Whine™ as the brand name it'll work.


Thanks!

Here.
>
Take a Nyanners-disgruntment pic as an instant gratfier.

>>1586851
shut up faggot , this is peak SOVL

>>1586776
back in my day, brushing your teeth was considered "based"

This thread is proof of how easy it is for someone to turn post-ironic humor against nu-channers, once you understand their game. The average chan user nowadays is an absolute joyless, witless baboon not so different from the common twittard or redditor, and deserves to be fucked with about as much.
Great job OP, keep it up.

>>1588293
I mean, it's always nice to get free tears to drink just from me being myself.

Thanks! (⊃｡•́•̀｡)⊃

>>1537961
are you gay tony?

we are all being used by some weird guy that's mentally fucked and thinks his a woman. ovey

>>1509920
troon or not, your pretty funny, props to you i hope you do well

>>1509920 (OP)
Are you frufi of /v/ OP? you should stream your pastel fairy game

>>1509920
Won't be watching as I can't even get through the horrible videos you posted in this thread but best of luck.

>>1591540
Uh no. Sorry.

>>1591779
Thankyou! I should be making a video soon again, but this afternoon I want to finish my HoloLive audition video. Will post that in the /AUD/ thread, as it's unlisted and will need a link to work. I only have three videos up now.

>>1592320
I don't know who that is, but YAS: I'll get down with pastel fairy stuff (ӦvӦ｡) I ooooove pastel colours!

I'd tell you more about my identity, but I'm at risk of doxxing (and have accidentally doxxed myself before), so it's unwise.

Let's just say my old internet social circle was a place that starts with a "p" and is involved with a particular fandom that I'm not sure if is acceptable to talk too much about here.

>>1592343
Thankyou!

>>1509920
BACK. BACK TO TUMBLR. GO BACK. WE DO NOT WANT YOU HERE. AWAY. GO.

>>1599698
this is the only reason we want you here, but almost none of us will watch your content so gl w/ that bit