/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1499265
>lost to the bottle
Is that a stalker reference?

Also almost perfect except for the "/weah/", well done anon

>>1499263
Keep doing them every day and choose the best ones for Ina!

yes I do drink and every time i do I
I fucking love Ina so much that nothing does anything to me. I can't cum to anything else but Ina
every time I think about dragging my hard dick on her flat chest and playing xylophone with her ribs I cum buckets in seconds

>>1499265
REPS
REPS
REPS

>>1499265
good job!

>>1498148

fuck I forgot how hard it is to wank when drunk

anyone have a secret "get sober quick recipie?"
also fuck palm trees

>whoreshiping

>>1499480
i seriously dont know how to spell it
woreshipping?

>>1499445
Sleep with your feet on the ground. There's no getting sober quicker, just passing the time until you're sober faster.

>>1499480
>>1499503
I should have copy pasted it
another time

I'm not a member so I wasn't there for the previous stream.

Was Ina ogey? Someone said she cried...

>>1499348
Thanks a lot anon, it's really cool!

>>1499503
worshipping
Whoreshipping sounds pretty good tho

>>1499445
Throw up + strong coffee + push ups + lots of water + cold shower

>>1499576
cries of happiness
she was very cute
asmr stream soon
ring fit net week

>>1499445
Eat a lot, drink a gatorade and a coffee.

>>1499617
wtf is gatorade

preventing a hangover is better than trying to recover from one 100% of the time. it's gonna suck, but down a bottle of water or more before you crash.

>>1499445
Drinking a lot of water when you're drinking (5 times the amount of ethanol you ingest, at least), cold shower the night, sleep, also don't drink too much

>>1499445
i miss palm trees

>>1499445
Cod liver oil

>>1499634
t. 3rd world Tako

>>1499445
drink the Nectar of the Priestess
it cures all ailments but makes you go inasane

>>1499636
the thing is
I dont get hungover from voidka, thats why I prefer it
beer etc, gets me hungover 1h after i drink it
but vodka gets me super drunk

>>1499691
civilized nations don't sell colored sugar water and claim it's for 'sports', despite 90% of the consumerbase who buys it being fat as fuck

>>1499348
>you will never get drenched in Ina's ink

>Visage
>ywn watch the trinity play this sitting on a couch together as is the empirically proven best way to play Visage

>>1499634
It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave!

It's just a salted drink with salts and electrolytes. When you get drunk you lose these so these are good for recovering out of that drunk heaviness

>>1499757
>when the one sitting to the side notices the jump scare first and screams, startling the other two, who immediately notice the jump scare and scream extra louder startling the first one who screamed

>>1499691
There's no gatorade in France for example, while there is in Germany. We do have powerade though. The US is not all of the world

>>1499757
>tfw Ina will never sit on your lap and play video games

>>1499783
I usually put two or three tablespoons of sea salt in a gallon of water and drink that.

>>1499939
Don't forget the potassium and magnesium

>>1499978
K

>>1499658
>>1499939
>>1499978
This but unironically.

>>1499993
This made me laugh

>>1500053
There's no irony, sodium, potassium and magnesium are the three electrolytes you need the most.
You can get the sodium from table salt, the magnesium from food grade epsom salt, and the potassium from salt replacement (lo salt, no salt. Read the ingredients)

>>1499783
Drink something like this, its healthier for you than gatorade and is made for children. I know this stuff is only really available in leaf land but its what I know about since I worked in a drug store.

>>1500191
>its healthier for you than gatorade
i-is there something wrong with gatorade? I thought it was just sugar water with salt and food coloring

>>1500342
>I thought it was just sugar water
Sugar water isn't really good for you

>>1500342
>Sugar water
There's your problem

>>1500342
its like a hyper amount of sugar which isnt what you want. stuff made for babies literally has laws and shit that prevent companies from shoving stuff thats bad for you in them.

also the expiration date on baby foods have to be accurate, unlike literally all other food stuffs.

>>1499691
3rd world Taco here, of course we have Gatorade. it's disgusting though.

Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the dumbest girls in hololive that I’ve had the “pleasure” to watch. A sullen, dull and quiet girl, she added nothing to holoEN except, “Gee, let's blow up KFP.” Also, illegally released many classified Chickens. A real dope!

>>1500191
this anon knows what's good

>>1500191
>I know this stuff is only really available in leaf land
3rd World Taco here, of course we also get Pedialyte.

>>1500513
>Taco

Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the cutest girls in hololive that I’ve had the pleasure to watch. A fun, talented and entertaining girl, she added everything to holoEN including, “Gee, let's inspire thousands of people.” Also, legally released many enslaved Chickens. A real cutie!

>>1500545
I love my Priestess!

>>1500595
Dope.

>>1500549
im quite glad that I had a stint as a stock boy in a drug store, you learn a lot from people there about all sorts of pharmacy goods

>>1500545
I love my Priestess.
>>1500595
Dope.

>>1499356
Anon, I wore the "special" outfit and you can't even stay hard? That's pretty pathetic.

>>1500365
>>1500462
>>1500487
>being scared of a little sugar in water
Pathetic.

>>1500813
Erotic

>>1499356
Ive been blessed to never get whisky dick thank fuck

>>1500575
This pic is literally me.

>>1500813
Sorry, I only get hard to finished pictures

>>1500860
Well, it's worse for you than regular water, and I just really like the taste of fresh water

>>1500860
Holy shit, that's a good one.

I love Ina. She's talented and respectful. I'd love to see her collab with JP Holos more
t. KFP

>tfw Huumuu keeps wrecking my shit

>>1500970
>I'd love to see her collab with JP Holos more
We all would KFP anon

>>1501042
I like seeing her collab with JP but it also means I understand much less of what she's saying because she talks in Japanese.

>>1501088
Anon, your nihongo reps

>>1501088
theres a reason we say do your reps here anon, it isnt a meme

>>1501147
>>1501129
I do other reps.

>>1500191
this stuff is good but if you try to drink it at room temperature it's like gatorade mixed with cum

>>1501194
I'm not even gonna ask why you'd know what that tastes like.

>>1501194
>gatorade mixed with cum
how do you know how that tastes?

>>1501194
read the label anon, it says drink it cooled

>>1501194
How do you know that?

>>1501194
t-tako weston chandler??

>>1501194
cum tastes varies from individual, what they eat, etc

>>1501194
INAFF

>>1501194

>>1501194
You're supposed to drink protein before the work out, and electrolytes after. Mixing them together defeats the purpose anon.

Ina please save this thread, I'll even stop dopeposting.

>>1501505
It's not like there's much protein in cum anon, unless you're the 12+ times per day of the other thread

Tako Radio time. Post what you're listening to while you're doing your reps. You are doing your reps, right?

>>1501597
I listen to Ina when I do my reps.

>>1501597
I'm doing my /m/ reps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-hw0nGiwCM

>>1501597
is video games a reps?

>>1501654
>>1501708
I don't think anime or video games are reps.

>>1501597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE-IQAKR3U8

This and Big Soup might be my favorite "doing reps" albums of all time.

>>1501731
Already did my reps earlier in the day

>>1501597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjjVg9zBnnw
listening to this before I inevitably fall into a lack of sleep induced coma

>>1501597
I'm doing my blender reps right now. Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw

>>1501597
https://youtu.be/c9a6JaXsNfA
>You are doing your reps, right?
h-haha

>>1502064
>Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
I love this one

>>1501597
Do shots of alcohol count as reps

>>1502116
at least you have good enough taste to like one of boards of canada's most underappreciated releases

I used to be an old school /jp/ otaku. What we lacked in traffic we made up for with tradition and honor... I fucking hated vtubers and people who watched them so I kept coming to /vt/ to do annoying orange trolling as one last "fuck you" to the holoniggers who had been ruining my favorite board. One thing led to another and now I'm obsessed with Ina...
Don't get me wrong, I still hate the rest of the vtuber shit but I also want to be as kind, sweet, and nice as Ina is one day, and that means I have to stop being such a dick online. I formally apologize both to any Takos I have upset in the past, and also to all Orangebros who I have shamed and dishonored in writing this post. This is my concession.

Taking over the world, slowly

>>1502322
>Don't get me wrong, I still hate the rest of the vtuber shit but I also want to be as kind, sweet, and nice as Ina is one day, and that means I have to stop being such a dick online.
You're welcome here takobro

>>1502322
While the medium usually is the message, Ina seems to be an exception.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRn3Zlw3Rw

>>1502322
I don't know what Ina has that attracts all the unity hate takos but if she's pushing you to become a better person then you are welcome here

>>1502322
>so I kept coming to /vt/ to do annoying orange trolling as one last "fuck you" to the holoniggers who had been ruining my favorite board
so you came here just to get ignored by 99% of the board's users?

>>1502607
It's pretty consistent with the vtubers threads on /jp/ which, for a few years, were concentrated in a few threads only. While they attracted most of the traffic, the board itself wasn't really affected. But then they allowed threads for every holos and hell broke lose, which is why we now have /vt/

>>1502322
I used to be the same way but I wasn't old school I just sticked around in /alt/ but I kinda got into hololive in july

ᵒnᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ

>>1502698
>sticked
*stuck
Keep up with your English reps, ESLbro.

>>1502856
im not ESL

>>1502878
ETL?

>>1502878
bummer

>>1502322
I dearly want AOG and orangeposters to become unironic Annoying Orange fans and petition for AO crossovers with other vtubers.

>>1502910
No im native, im tabbing in and out of a game and not caring about my grammar.

>>1502957
>not caring about my grammar.
ngmi desu

>>1502988
yea ngmi in this game im playing if I do

>>1502322
https://youtu.be/x1q2F_18cjg

>>1502322
Great that Ina's pushing to be better, but if you're still going to hate vtubers you should go back.

>>1503266
pushing you*

i just watched a video of her drawing, is drawing talent of that caliber rare for vtubers?

>>1503520
>is drawing talent of that caliber rare for vtubers?
It is, at least in Hololive. However, I'd say Ina's strength is not just being good but being relatively fast, versatile, consistent and always learning. She's still young and new in the industry, for drawing and for vtubing

>>1503520
Theres several holos that are very good at drawing, ina's a pro though.

>>1499356
>>1499445
>>1499265
>haha I'm so drunk xD
Come on man, I like drinking too but you don't have to be obnoxious about it.

>>1503621
He's not obnoxious, he's been here (and drunk) since last thread and was fun, even made the new thread pretty well for a drunk

>>1503673
Cool, next time I drink I'll make sure to inform you guys of my inebriation.

>>1503727
As long as you don't troll when you do it feel free anon

The next step in Ina's plan for world domination: a tako cleverly disguised as merch in every house, waiting for the signal to begin the uprising

>>1503929
This is why I don't buy "smart home" products

>>1503929
Mine's going in a jar. It'll be hard to start the uprising from in there.

>>1503929
Why does she need another tako in my house ...?

>>1504130
The 2021 takodachi plushie cumjar incident

>>1503520
She’s the best artist in hololive for sure.
Marine, Mori, and Iofi are also good artists.

>>1503602
i was recommended to watch her streams and she does seem talented, it was not what i expected

>>1503929
Woah, tako-bout overkill

One thing that I forgot to say during the half year celebration stream, having a powerpoint where each Holo has a slide and Kiara calls the shots is a good way to leverage her tendency to take control of situations without having only her speaking all the time. It's a smart idea

haven't attempted to draw anything in years but I'm kind of happy with how this turned out

>>1504193
Ina cares about you and wants you to get a friend

>>1504193
she needs one that isn't constantly horny

>>1504487
Cute tako

>>1501708
>no anon, video games are not a rep

>>1504827
piss off, ika scum

>>1503621
It's the american way to announce to everyone how drunk you are.

>>1501597
>Post what you're listening to while you're doing your reps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5wfUscXJOw
>You are doing your reps, right?
Taking a break

>>1504945
video games != reps
You gain nothing by playing them. All you do is waste time. Video games are just a short term, ultimately diminishing source of pleasure. If you pursue a productive rep, you can achieve true satisfaction and be proud of yourself.
I’m just trying to help my fellow takos

>>1505221
>You gain nothing by playing them
>Not being MLG

>>1505420
>there are pro fortnite gamer takos lurking amongst us

>>1505500

>>1505415
Super cute. Is this OC?? If so, nice work

>>1505600
Someone pointed out that it looks like she has eyes inside her eyes, and I can't stop getting creeped out by that even though that kind of iris coloration is anatomically possible. Just look at this one, she looks like a lizard

>>1505894
holy sameface

>>1504945
Squidward is an aspiring artist who has become disillusioned and depressed, making him the resident of bikini bottom most likely to become an Ina fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJ2OCyYm8I

T-11 minutes to scared, cute Ina noises

>>1503673
Nta, but to me it comes off like an attention whore. Like >we get it, he's drunk. No need to post his thoughts like this his blog.
I know this was a one time thing, but just in general, it seems like a lot of people treat this thread as some kind of personal chat just to talk about a bunch of off-topic things. Especially with the kinds of derailments and large tangents that happen here.

¯w¯)

>>1507096
>I know this was a one time thing, but just in general, it seems like a lot of people treat this thread as some kind of personal chat just to talk about a bunch of off-topic things. Especially with the kinds of derailments and large tangents that happen here.
I honestly don't mind that, it's not like we don't discuss Ina but there's a limit to how much we can say and I'll take the tangents over talking about other members when there's no reason to any day

wow, I just caught a delicious takonahole...

>>1506605
Lmaooo I never realized how perfect squidward is as a tako. He’s depressed, an artist, and he’s got tentacles.

New intro?

>>1507096
>it seems like a lot of people treat this thread as some kind of personal chat just to talk about a bunch of off-topic things.
that is the fate of all generals.

>>1507480
yeah. also shown off in the members only stream earlier.

>>1507096
I agree on this to a large extent, the drunk guy was annoying for sure. On the other hand, I think talking about stuff like music, drawing, etc. is fine, and I like seeing people posting about doing their reps and the results thereof.

>>1507480
Yes, she used it during the member's stream today
I don't like it

I prefer the simplicity of the old intro

is visage any good?
can i just have it as background noise?

>Didn't realize it started
>Oh no, I'm late!
>Rush to YT
>Priestess pushed it back 5 minutes to wait for me.

>>1507487
god forbid anyone dares shill a tako discord here
that's the true death of a general thread

Ina is the cutest

>>1504487
Cute tako, goes in the pile.

>This low Ina voice

Takos...we lost to him...

I can relate to this dream.
Kind of.

>>1504487
Where are you sending me?

O-oh! I don't usually let anyone touch my onion ring, Ina, but if it's you...

she knows exactly what she's doing

>>1507567
>I think talking about stuff like music, drawing, etc. is fine, and I like seeing people posting about doing their reps and the results thereof.
Yeah, I totally get that Ina is associated with reps so I agree with you there. I like people talking about there reps too. That's why I tried to specific with my word choice of derailments and large tangents. Anyways, stream's on and Ina's being cute, so Imma drop it.

>>1506605
>>1507422
Hey, that's literally me.

>>1507862
Don't worry about it

damn these graphics are nice

Can she really play this??

Jesus Ina wtf

Unfortunately, Ina forgot what the game was

oh no no takobros out priestess is gonna get haachama'd

Ina is gonna have a really bad time

What was she expecting?

>ina closing her eyes and looking away
cute

>>1508101
Other girls have played Outlast, and I'm pretty sure that features full on nudity at some point.

>>1508226
jumpscares

>>1508226
Ghosts. Just ghosts
And jumpscares

>only 3 weeks

Heh

>"I haven't seen you out of the house in three weeks."
>Oh, that's normal.
She's literally me.

a good number of jumpscares in Visage are completely silent and happen with no eerie music or spooky build up. can't wait to see how Ina handles them.

>>1507602
It's basically what people thought PT was going to be.

Game does horror very well with minimal jumpscares. Not really a background game, a lot of visual effects.

>only 3 weeks
Ina really is a Hikki

>>1499828
>The US is not all of the world
It's about 1/3 of the world that matters.

>recycling

>>1508427
yes, cans should be recycled.
Even if Aluminum is cheaper than dirt.

You are now thinking about spending comfy rainy nights with ina

>>1508476
>now

>>1508476
>now

>>1508384
>It's about 1/3 of the world that matters.
spoken like a true mutt

>>1508476
Always have been

How long is this game? I've seen a bunch of vtubers playing it but never getting close to finishing it. Gura got what, 3 chapters in?

waxplay with Ina

>>1508476
>now

>>1508589
Building suspicious wax mounds on Ina's chest!

>>1508589
takos dripping hot wax on ina, or ina dripping hot wax on takos?

>>1508498
>>1508527
>>1508552
>>1508606
I was a fool

>>1508682
yes

>>1508682
>ina dripping hot wax on takos
This one for me

Bros, I'm gonna go Inasane!

>>1508725

He may be able to help

Ina...

>>1508867
I see a totally normal cat

>semen key

>>1508682
both are fine and I know Ina likes both too!

>>1508809
INASNE!

Ina is cuter than usual as usual, even for a horror stream!

>>1508682
Bathing in a wax bath with Ina!

it would be so fucking expensive to keep a tub how enough to keep wax melted to try and take a bath in it

I hope Ina chooses an easier room to play first instead of the one Gura played

>>1509212
You want to run that by me again, Tako?

What did I miss in the game I had to be in the kitchen more or less since she started playing.
Just wandering around the house? Any info?

>>1509238
keeping a tub of wax hot* enough to keep the wax molten.

>>1509212
worth a try, though

for Ina

>>1509247
you're pretty much at the beginning of the game. opening scene featured player character taking a gun, killing (a woman, children, and then the player character themself) and then you wake up in an empty room and need to try and figure shit out. you didn't miss much.

take a bath onegai

>That spooked silence, then giggle
I love my scaredy priestess

>>1509247
You missed Ina turning away at the sight of her character killing his family.
She was peaking through semi-open eyes all the while

>Standing there, Menacingly

Ina really does freeze up whenever she experiences something scary

>>1509308
>>1509363

Thanks.

Why is that guy just standing there?

>It seems to be working properly
>Can't even stay on for longer than a second
My tako ass

>>1509458
He's resting his legs

Ame needs to comfort Ina right now

>>1509458
He's a big guy

>>1509458
reason: because it's spooky
real reason: game does that now and then to direct a player to the next segment of the map

I just realized but AO-chan really looks like a lighter.
I wouldn't mind an AO-chan zippo merch

>>1509540
An Ao-chan lighter would be really cool
Unfortunately I don't smoke so I'd be useless for me

>>1509597
A lighter's useful to have around even if you don't smoke.

Is there any lighter to begin with?

>>1509597
You never know when you'll enter silent hill or find your house be haunted to high hell.
It's only reasonable to carry a lighter and some lighter fluid with you so you can start the game.

>>1509618
I guess. But it'd get more mileage if I smoked though

>>1509654
you find it on the drawer after you unlock the corridor to the basement like Ina just did

>>1509654
Ina saw Gura playing the game a little, so she knows there's a lighter in the game

>>1509667
>buy AO-chan lighter
>Immediately get transported into a horror game
My sanity reps...

>>1509667
Yeah but everyone has a cellphone with a flashlight these days.

>>1509730
If it means I get to see Ina in the end, I wouldn't hesitate to trudge through a sanity-draining horror game.

>>1509757
>trusting electronics
NGMI

>can I use olive oil?
You can for clementine candles

>Enter Ina's stream
>look at SCs
>"haha Team 4star references xD"
>Close stream

>Ina asks you to oil her up during sex
>say you don't have any
>C-Can you use olive oil?

>>1509757
The cellphone flashlight is only there for paranormal flickering for jumpscares.

>>1509809
>not fullscreening immediately
ngmi

Don't forget to dissolve Bolax in your water to do your bolon reps takos!

I hate how the protag does everthing in this game extremely slowly. It's like everything weighs a ton for him

>>1509814
Imagine rubbing a piece of bread through the small puddles of olive oil that pool around Ina's ribs and eating it as Ina gets bright red from embarrassment?
It's healthy too!

>>1509918
I'm sure Ina finds that very relatable, to be fair.

>>1509919
>eating during sex

>>1509918
I mean it's 3:30 AM, you would be moving through the house at that speed too wouldn't you?

>>1509919
With a bit of salt and it would be perfect

>>1510029
if I saw all that shit I'd be up and alert.

>>1510010
I'm sure Ina will appreciate the pun.

>>1510032
Ina's natural salt from sweating will suffice.

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>
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Ina no!

Why can't games do mirror reflections still
It's 2021

The numbers Ina.

>>1510152
the tako fears the numbers

>>1510152
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

>>1510151
At least Silent Hill knew to break mirrors to cheat having to do reflections

Dolores is a schizo....

>>1510152
>>1510185
It's almost the fucking dialogue

>>1510151
Rendering a reflection basically means putting an entire room on the other side of the mirror that mimics the current room with your avatar inside of it that copies your movement.
It's practically doubling the resources that your game needs whenever you look at the mirror at any point in the game or have that space rendered.

that's a nice captcha right there

I wished Ina did the same chapter Botan got instead.
That one was much much scarier.

>>1510151
Real time raytracing is still expensive. Should be pretty common in 2-3 years.

>>1510267
It's just like putting a side room in a level, and only as big as the viewing angle of the mirror allows, and add an NPC that looks like your MC.. It's not gonna destroy your megaherz.

>>1510334
Why the hell would you do it with raytracing.

>>1509212
A lot. Wax is sold by weight, and 1 pound of wax = 20 ounces of volume (https://www.lonestarcandlesupply.com/frequently-asked-questions/general-candle-making).). So assuming you have a 50 gallon tub, that's 6400 fluid ounces / 20 = 320 pounds of wax / 40 lbs cases = 8 cases * $68.18 = $533.44 + $428.61 shipping (Fedex ground) = $962.05
I'm not gonna do the displacement math, fuck that

>>1510304
Would've been easier if it was selectable in the menu and not "Just bump into it"

>>1510371
If that's what it takes to do some wax play with Ina though...

>I'm gonna squint my eyes
Ina is literally me but better

>>1510267
Don't most games just render the current scene from the perspective of the mirror then display it on top of the mirror. That seems like what this game is doing because the lighter is still properly reflected. I think they just didn't model the player character because you would always be in third person.

>(Only pills will keep you sane at this point)

>>1510355
Because raytracing just works(tm) without any hacks like rendering the same things twice and can render things outside of the camera's view frustum.

It was a dark and stormy night

>>1510411
Well, at least the shipping will be cheaper the closer you live to Texas. I set it for WA. It's almost certainly cheaper to buy locally if you live outside the US.

is this shitty game design as to why the player has no hands or is this part of the lore somehow?

Just take your pills Ina.

Horror games are conceptually broken, if you view them from a purely mechanical perspective.

overdosing with Ina

Overdosing with Ina!

In one hear I hear scary things, in the other, I hear "んなああああああああ”

Main thread currently being spammed by reddit. Oh boy.

>>1510609
i closed it as soon as Ina started

>>1510534
Isn't raytracing basically the most expansive thing you can do? I guess most people don't use it because they don't have the resources for it

>>1510609
did something happen?

>>1510597
>>1510598
Drug-abusemind

>>1510609
What main thread

>>1510664
Coco is doing her stupid reddit shit and for whatever reason /hlg/ back in the day and /hlgg/ still, watch it. I fucking can't stand it.

>>1510597
>>1510598
Yes but on what?

>>1510609
I don't even go there anymore

>>1510664
Reddit Dragon's shitpost review, you know the drill.

We were robbed of the camera flash jumpscares.
In place of that, we got old lady instead.

>>1499265

>>1510699
on OLEV!

>>1510696
>>1510710
Ah, right. Ina made me forget that exists

>>1510696
>for whatever reason /hlg/ back in the day and /hlgg/ still, watch it
COCO LOVE and it's one of those "it's so unfunny that it becomes funny" thing

>>1510699
Cuteness!

>>1510696
Okay but who cares. Coco is cool and this is the Ina thread.

Cute scream!
Yes!

>>1510699
L O V E

I jumped, fuck

>>1510699
Overdosing on Chlorpromazine with Ina!

These jumpscares are so weak. I’m falling asleep watching this game

Got me, fuck

I've seen other Holos play this but the jumpscares still get me

Is Ina acting tilted because the room is tilted?

That was cute

>>1510651
Yeah but on the other hand it makes it possible to render things that are impossible to do with rasterization

I'm cowardly as hell so I'm just watching from the corner of my eye while I read the thread.

>>1510696
I don't care for it and I don't care for the fact that anyone that doesn't like shitpost review spam instantly gets called a chink shill.
That said, there's literally no reason to bring it up here. So stop.

The way Ina's mouse moved when she got jumpscared was really cute.

>Granny Ina
My dick

Is Burrito Ina's child?

>>1511104
Yes my and Ina's child.

>>1511104
yes
with me

>>1511104
No, he's our father. Burrito + Ina => Takodachis

>>1511131
>>1511132
>>1511133
>On today's Maury:

>Ina ina babydoll

>ywn teach your grandchildren how to play Mahjong with Ina
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>1511104
He is the guy who gets cucked by me every night

>No more lighter
Yabai

more jumpscares onegai

Why are Ina's backseaters so useless?

ᵂᴬᴴᵎ

>Ina will never leave you a loving sticky note on the door

>>1511841
sticky with what?

>>1511841

>>1511841
Stop.

>Ina questioning the hammer logistics
Fucking thank you

>chat full of MC hammer references instead of Peter Gabriel references
Fucking plebs.

>>1512152
D-dad?

>Hammer in wall
Thanks Ina, your sanity is warping reality again.

Sharing this here as well:

Imagine Ina showing up in your room in the dead of night because the whispers of the Ancient Ones caused her to have a horrible nightmare.

She stands in the doorway in naught but her pajamas, quivering like a leaf in the wind. Despite her monstrous appearance, tentacles slowly probing the air around her looking for danger, the girl herself looks like a cornered animal, staring out at something only she can see. Only after seeing your wide eyed look does she soften slightly and return her tentacles to the void. There seems to be no shortage of relief in her expression when she sees all is well with you. She wordlessly climbs into your bed, worming her way under the covers while whimpering to herself. She nestles in closely to your body, wrapping her limbs around you. Her lithe figure is drained of heat and color, despite her elevated heart rate. The only words she whispers are brief and clear: "It isn't safe for me to share what I saw. But I need you here tonight."

After some time spent stroking her long hair, still unkempt from her previous restless slumber, her head flaps slowly begin to fall back into a relaxed position as the tension melts from her body in your embrace. Trying to take her mind off things, she talks in a hoarse yet soft voice about her favorite memories of you. It seems forced at first, but by the end you can hear the smile in her voice as she sits curled up with her head beneath your chin. She falls asleep listening to your heartbeat, mumbling your name as the darkness and isolation she felt before melts away.

I love how the guy has like 10 knife in his body and what you pick up is a fucking infusion bag

>>1512233
This but with roles reversed

This classic Thief hallway

>>1512233
Anon, please. Don't do this to me.

more jumpscares onegai

Ina, take your meds...

>usually there's a dead body in here

>>1512233
Anon... You're going to turn me into a gosling

>>1512233
did we know each other previously?

>>1512595

I never understood why you needed tools to open things once you get the hammer

>>1512233
If only it was real...

>>1512685
Wondering a crazy person does something retarded...

>dodged the washroom jump scare because she didn't look back

All this non-euclidian house bullshit made me realise I have yet to read House of Leaves despite buying a few years ago.

>>1512916
It's funnier if you think you're reading an isekai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJFYGOemds

>>1512916
It's a chore. You're better off torturing yourself with Proust. At least you'll be able to enjoy that for a long time.

>>1513084
Ah, I remember watching that with /a/
Good times

>>1512233
why do you choose to hurt me like this

HINT: Your sanity is decreasing fast.

>>1513460
Very immersive, thank you.

I'll be honest, this game is some boring shit.
The pacing is horrible and there's barely any tension

>do brits really?

Did Gura finish this game? I stopped watching those streams after the first one because the game seems boring as shit.

just went to get something, what happened with the tea?

I just got back from a shower.
Has Ina done anything cute within the last 20 minutes?

>>1513785
She didn't stop existing for the past 20 minutes.

Fuck dementia and fuck Alzheimer's

Isn't the tea box in the attic or something? I've been slowly drifting off

>>1513835
Proof?

>Can we smash?

>>1513939
There's no way to prove it anon

Yes, Ina. Let's smash

>>1513753
She didn't, she only got like three chapters in. I think she dropped it specifically because the game was boring and the pacing was bad, and that was with chat helping her quite a bit making the game slightly less slow.

>using a teabag
This triggers my inner /ck/

God damn it that sacred me

Was this the second jumpscare so far?

>Tako in the microwave earlier
>Now Ina in the oven

Reine...

>>1514102
SHE'S HERE

Crowbar obtained

doo-doo-de-doo

So dwayne is a Jew?
He even found his star.

crowbar

>>1514132
That's a 5 branch star, not a 6 branch star

>Wayward compass
How did they allow such a broken item into the game?

Ina...

>>1514237
Probably to compensate the fact that you never know where to go

>press [F] to pay respects
Really?

>dude just starts screaming
What the fuck

F

Scream very loudly to pay your respects.

>Press F to join the dead

Well, considering it's supposed to be inspired by PT, which is a Kojima game, it's to be expected that the pacing is all over the place. Still, I'd take long cutscenes over that

We evil dead now.

She was prepared!

Man, brave little toaster got dark lately

kek ina you cant laugh at that on streamx

What tone is this game meant to have?

And now the furniture speaks.

>Subtitles completely fucked
Guess deaf people are screwed

>When you roll negatives on SAN-check

>>1514717
well, Ina is a drawer...

>>1514735
I guess they'll never hear the big news

>>1514782
They weren't going to in the first place

>>1514755

I wonder if Ina will gm a CoC ttrpg one day if she ever gets more time to read up on it.

Ina's chill attitude really took away the suspense from the game

>she's not scared because I'm there holding her hand

>ywn walk in on Ina drinking a room temperature craft beer in a closet

>>1514924
thats my hand you fag let go

>>1514961
>ywn join her in the closet

>>1514979
b-but i'm scared

Ina is turning this into a comedy

>>1514672
The brave little toaster ends with a song where all the cars sing about their regrets in life before they are brutally and violent crushed to death. The entire movie is filled with a bunch of appliances having having existential crisis as they fear the day they are no longer useful to their masters and are disposed of. Several of the appliances commit what amounts to suicide.

>>1514924
I don't remember typing this

>>1515207
Because you're holding my hand for some reason

>Ina remembers all 3 paintings she saw on the wall a while ago.
I guess she does so often with references so she's used to it

>>1515203
good job