/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cute and funny and koopa must be there

big face goalie

Watamelon as the ball

This is non negotiable

>>1530687
Koopa, Carl, Cunny Bear, Tranny Shark, and a bunch of giant rrats to fill the roster.

the CEO of sex

Put Gorisan on the offense

YUA!

i'm putting a team together with special abilities

>>1531189
this

>>1530687
>>1530797
>implying Koopa wouldn't just keel over and die on the pitch

>>1530617
We need pepeloni

>>1530617
Pregnant chubas. It's the best and most versatile rrat after all. Also something about UOOOOOOHHHHHHH posting. Preferably with Pikamee

>>1530617
Ai need to be a member

>>1530617
Shuba as the Holofightz rep

>>1530617
Orange Bitch has to be a staple considering how many threads she gets

>>1530797
>a bunch of giant rrats
even if everything else gets ignored in favor of holofags taking over this at least needs to happen

Player names ideas:
- Gosling
- >she
- UOH
- Akasupa
- Ogey
- Rrat
- Annoying Orange
- Cunny
- YABE

MY DOG DIED LET'S GO

>>1531822
Gosling, Akasupa, Ogey and Rrat should 100% be in. The rest, eh.

Watamelon sounds fun too.

Hatoba Tsugu, and maybe Akira, the guro chuuba.

eilene crimes

>>1530797
I'd rather nuke this board than having us promote that tranny leech

>>1530617
ENTER

Does anyone have specific positions in mind? Who is the ultimate defender, reliable backline warrior who would be the goalie?

Or how about the elite striker?

>>1530797
Literally who?
The majority has to be Hololive to reflect the reality of /vt/
maybe one or two indies out of generosity

there is a hololive roster that sometimes plays friendlies

- THEY ARE
- IT'S HER
- IT'S NOT HER
- UOOOOOH
- ENTER
- Kwappi
- Whore
- Africat
- Goalkeeper ogey
- CF rrat
We'd probably want a fair mix of non holoshit too, but that's not my field
- CF Take your meds

Watamelon (maybe as the ball)
Koopa
Ogey Rrat
Gosling
Pepeloni
Indog
Din Din Ding

>>1531987
The doggo goes to goalkeeper.

>>1530617
Marumaru has to be there. Put Ars in or bust.

>>1532029
>Watamelon (maybe as the ball)
Fucking kek!

>>1530617
Towa player that changes names every other match

>>1532018
Take your meds or just meds should be in.

>>1532029
Everything else but Koopa and Din Din Ding sounds good.

>>1532079
Sora
Ai
Koopa
Cute and Funny Bear
Moona (GK)
Tokyo Ghoul
Towa...
Pekora
Miko
Sio
Virtual Gorilla
ARS
I would put Ahoge in there but she's /jp/ property now.

>>1531987
Moona is the goalie because she has the mass of the moon.
The ball will enter her orbit and not be allowed to leave.

Koopa would be a fullback or defensive midfielder.

We need at least one AVtuber

>>1531264
AWAY! should be second GK. Cause I don't eat it.

Here's my awful list, more just name suggestions than anything else.
>Starting Lineup
GK - ogey
CB - Meds
CB - Towa... >>1532079 and this if possible
CB - Gosling
CMF - IT'S HER
CMF - Hi Risu!
CMF - Fatto catto
CMF - Pepeloni
CMF - Your oshi is a whore
CF - rrat
CF - om3tcw (the goal horn is a given)
>Bench
CB - Koopa
CB - > > >
CB - Africat
CB - Architect (Moona)
CB - ABAYO
CB - I hate this bitch (alternatively, love this bitch)
CMF - IT'S NOT HER
CMF - ARS
CMF - CEO of Sex
CMF - Black Ships
CMF - ENTER
CMF - Schizos

Ball - Watamelon

>>1530617
There is that anon who is shilling several times his atrocious 3D models of the Hololive EN group, maybe we could put them into the team

Good team shouldn't have too many or any "real" vtubers. Its about the boardmemes and other stupid shit.

>>1532475
This is a good base to build from. Dont agree with everything, but we can work this.

>>1532507
>>1532475
A few others I forgot or couldn't squeeze in
SHE'S HERE
THEY ARE
Pride of Taiwan
*guitar riff*
UOOOOH
ENMA HATE
Friend
WAH
DYRBI?
and so on of varying quality and usability

watamelon should be the ball

Just build on to whoever runs the established team
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hlg/

>>1532488
>boardmemes

OMF - MY DOG JUST DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LB - English Only Patrician
RB - Is it worth it to learn Japanese just for vtubers?
DMF - the final yab
SS - Akasupa
CB - Kiara thread #17
CB - Kiara thread #18
CB - Kiara thread #19

>>1532507
>>1532633
I agree this is a good base to go off of, just get gosling out of there and try to include some more non-holos. Maybe add a little nod to HoloFightZ too.

https://files.catbox.moe/mhludo.mp4

>>1531721
>KFP keeps spamming threads
>WOW LOOK HOW IMPORTANT SHE IS

>>1532475
Got to get
She's Five
in there somewhere, with jersey number 5.

>>1532679
Dog died lets fucking GOOOOO should be in.

GK
>HEY MOONA (as a throwback to the 66 minutes from the old /hlg/ team)

DEFENSE
>Towa... (with a changing name every match)
>HAG LOVE (Korone)
>Just groom an indie, bro (Koopa)
>Covert Treerrat (Risu)

MIDFIELD

>SHUBA (Holofightz Subaru model)
>Fatamee (Pikamee)
>Haha (Lulu)
>Anti Threads (Kiara)

ATTACK
>rrat (Pekora)
>GRADUATION (latest chuuba that got terminated/)

SUBS
>HER (Gura/zawa)
>THEY ARE
>бoтaн (Shishiro Botan)
>Friend (Fubuki)
>Superchat cringe (MY DOG JUST DIED LETS GOOOOOOOO)
>Pepeloni (Haachama)
>Indog
>I am Forgotten (Kizuna AI)

>>1530617
Should have a player named "Taiwan"

>>1532821
Hags deserve their player, you are right.

Enma as goalkeep
If she's good at denying collabs she must be good at blocking goals

>>1532821
>Just groom an indie, bro (Koopa)

This but beatani

>>1532821
>HER
This player's face should be modeled after the Hidden Ethnicity/Race coupon.

>>1532821
>GRADUATION
This is sick and fucked up
Great idea

>>1532821
I want Kiara as an attacker just because if she either gets a clutch goal or fucks up an easy goal it's going to cause a shitstorm

I want Noel's hey baby good morning as a chant
also Watamelon

>>1533063
I don't think that's a great idea when you want everyone to like the team.
As a middfielder she gets to be in the team as a nod to KFP, but also don't antagonize most of the board.
I chose rrat and GRADUATION as the attackers because they are universal

>>1532667
>that seethe

>>1532475
>Architect (Moona)
Pierce Brosnan, not Moona herself

>>1532821
>>GRADUATION (latest chuuba that got terminated/)
Magnet..

>>1532821
>>Just groom an indie, bro (Koopa)
This but Rose

>>1532061
>watame gets to be the ball twice
sheep life is hard

So far these are the necessary names I guess:
>Rrat
>Pepeloni

We should try and fill this out if we're going to get anything done.

I throw "Shut up Risu" and "Chink Anti" into the ring. Something (backhanded) about KFP that we can agree on should probably make it in there.

>>1532821
Hey Moona, Hag Love, rrat, Friend, Pepeloni and MY DOG JUST DIED LETS GOOOOOOO should be definitely in. I also like бoтaн.
I would like to honor magnet specifically somehow, instead of GRADUATION.

Still needs an hymn and a stage

>>1534568
did that whole /vt/ sings KING project ever get finished? If that's too terrible, would the 24 member holo Fukkireta be too basic?

>>1530617
She's 5!
Rrat
Fucking Chinks
Something Kiara related
A

>>1534830
Sounds like a cancer starter pack

>>1534568
There are many good choices, from just a decent holo remix, to meme songs like this one
https://youtu.be/E79TCF-mj5Y?t=163

I always thought the PekoMiko song could be remixed into a good goalhorn

>>1532821
>rrat (Pekora)
Literal rat model

>>1532821

How about 3-5-2 to make the formation itself a reference?

GK: HEY MOONA
LB: English Only Patrician
CB: Ryan Gosling
RB: Meds
DMF: YABE
LMF: Pepeloni
CMF: Taiwan
AMF: Graduation
RMF: I love this bitch
CF: Ogey Rrat
CF: ARS Akasupa

then a whole bunch of memesubs

From what I see so far these go on the team 100%:
>Yabe
>rrat,
>pepeloni
>HER
>NOT HER!

>>1530617
Ars is cute but I have only watched her GTA stream.
What other streams of her are worth watching?

>>1532018
100% in favor of having both
>IT'S HER
>IT'S NOT HER
on the team at the same time. I can't decide if it'd be funnier to make it a rule so that they both have to be on the pitch at the same time, or if only one could ever be on at a time.

>>1535442
Flank players.

Meds

>>1534568
DING DING DING

Watch

https://youtu.be/TDMwjT4e3XM

>>1535486
Oh, I hadn't even thought of that. Is there a setting that can make them prefer to pass it to each-other? The commentary would be fantastic.

>>1534568
The cunny rap and a children's park near to Pikame's house.

>>1535696
Based

>>1535648
The Wing Rotation advanced instruction might do it, it'd need testing

>>1535648
You can tune it for them to change their wing play sometimes. There is no real slider to make them do that on their will though.

>>1535442
>two slots for one meme that has long been dead and is not even from /vt/, but rather /jp/
Hard pass

>>1534763
i would only accept KING as an anthem if it was Noel's SOUL version

>>1532038
>The doggo goes to goalkeeper.
Cats are faster.

>>1532633
>Pride of Taiwan
Yes, please.